Blazers @ Nuggets Game 2 Thread
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the overlooked series
Pre-game is a Hobbit movie?
>swat
for some reason I never liked that movie
Where did this opinion even come from?
Redpill me on Oregon
TNT is showing it next week apparently. thats what the commercial said before inside the nba
Shaq ain't havin' it lol
death by leftism
Nice place but very liberal.
because it sucked
i shaved my beard and now am feeling like a baby
Blazers are the softest team in the league, wont win a single game this series
Discord Trannies: The State
SIR CHARLES IS SHOOKED
you can't pump your own gas in some areas. and there are no sales taxes
How so? This is always used to dexcribe there but what does it even mean?
Thanks for visiting, but please don't stay
I shave every day and don't feel the same
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portlandia helped establish some stereotypes of the state
uh.. go rapties
Aminu and Harkless were absolutely pitiful in game 1, hopefully they'll at least not be a straight up liabilty this game
Buncha hipster douches. Lots of nice wildlife surrounding Portland though
Why is the entire coaching staff wearing bow ties?
and the chucking begins.
Reminder that Nuggies are the good guys in the playoffs
Stotts is /fa/ as fuck
>i bought beer and pizza cause i thought it was &^ers and leafs tonight
It's odd just when I hear about it I imagine some comical scene like rainbowcoloured streets and lots of pakis
blazers humiliated the blunder. they are the good guys
you aren't alone
blazers will win. the fix is in.
Name a more screwed team for the next 5 years: OKC or Portland.
Both have insane deals for all their starters, they are stuck with their teams for years just to get blasted out in the 2nd round at best every year. These teams are both stuck until 2025 lmao
both of these teams would get bodied by the Warriors
the dirt sheets have portland winning this year
Anyone would have beaten the thunder
You're not too far off, but they're actually surprisingly white.
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the other joke is that they are one of the whitest cities in america
denver took a nap
i'm drinking a summer shandy and this shit hardly tastes like lemonade, explain yourself!!
you just fell for the marketing
dammit. still tastes bretty gud though
GO BLAZIES
this thread is slower than I expected
dont think anyone posted it in the general
Because this series fucking sucks
ded nugget
Collins a savage
i don't usually post anymore. i use to actively post on play off games. now i'm just on twitter
Because this series feeding seeds
>someone brushes your nose
>crumple to heap and let themscore, giving up on the play entirely
zoomerball
all the fags left hence why this thread is/will be good
both are compelling points
would the far right one
HE LEAKIN'
im afraid to watch the game after that snoozefest warriors game, its too early to sleep.
>collins comes in
>gf immediately starts paying attention
>nuggs w.o Jokic
MUH WINGS
imagine missing open threes while earning millions of $ to knock them down
turn off the tv and fuck her, she's probably quite wet
>commentator said jokic used to drink 3 litres of coca cola per day
kek, what a fat fuck
anyone have a screenshot of the blood?
>mo harkless in
we fucked boish
His sex appeal is overwhelming
portland have better young players and are better in general
I don't get this "collins is hot" meme
Lillard is better looking than him
>getting trashed by hood
as a fan of collins i still think he looks like a twink
Milsaps costing my nuggies the game desu.
Dame is good looking. Collins is beautiful.
Are the Nuggets dead if they don't go 2-0
eat her up then pound her dry
ankle status:gone
eating pussy is fucking gay
You're stupid.
his blood stream must be mostly coke by now
fuck off jokic
Nuggets just want to give the fans a good seven game series
Not at all.
yeah, nothing as straight as suckin a fat cock, right
if you won't someone else will
Nuggets are going to the finals breh
I'm not Jokic, but you're a joke all right.
Is being a cheerleader for an NBA club a full time job?
Is millsap fucking retarded
Damn, so many injuries in this game.
No
laker girls are, so nugget girls probably too.
>nobody helping Mo to the back of the locker room
great way to aggravate an injury you morons
Yugo's are obsessed with Coca Cola, I swear every household will have a bottle of Coca Cola and a bottle of sparkling water in their fridge at any time.
no. they barely make minimum wage from what I've read so they always have a second job
It's not even good, almost any other soda is better.
Imagine having to give major minutes to Penes Can'ter in the playoffs
sounds like the mexico of europe
Just let Jokic take 60 shots a game at this point
That's why coke's a world wide phenomena and has been for almost a century, eh?
can someone score?
Not a bad way to put it, actually.
Most people have shit taste so it checks out.
Nuggets just chucking
The Nuggets aren't winning in Portland
redpill me on jokic/milsaps pairing. they lieterally cant score.
These two teams are fucking shit bro
>mfw nuggets end with 35 points
Imagine being a fan of a team that had Kanter, and now watching him in the playoffs while the team you root for isn't.
Even the fucking Lakers would beat this teams.
The Jizz are ass right now.
*bricks*
Quite the ego you have there.
Never say never.
>That's why coke's a world wide phenomena and has been for almost a century
No its a worldwide phenomena because of aggressive marketing as well as decades of no competition and questionable monopolistic practices
Just tuning in now, why is Shaq supposedly pissed?
can any of these niggers make a shot
>yikes
>yikes
>yikes
This commentator sucks
these*
Why the fuck would you bring them up when they're already out of the fucking playoffs?
That's a big reason, sure, but it wouldn't have worked if the wide public didn't find it tasting good.
>it's another people hysterically overreact to a bad night shooting threes because they don't understand variance and modern basketball is a joke episode
love this one
I want some Pizzahut P'zones.
>muh superior analytics
So many of those three attempts would have been better as cuts to the basket.
They barely eliminated the Spurs
Westerns are obsessed with healthy diet, I swear every household will have a kilo of activated almonds and a bottle of onions milk in their fridge at any time.
Doesn't mean shit.
I'm not hating, I'm Yugo myself. I am trying to say Cockta > Coca Cola
The Raptors bench is dogshit what are they talking about
>Is it true you used to drink a gallon of Coca-Cola every day?
Yeah. Maybe three liters or so. It was a lot.
>How early in the morning did you take your first hit?
Never in the morning, because we had practices in the morning, and I could never drink before. But after practice, it was glass after glass. I couldn't stop.
>Ever dabble now, or have you totally kicked it?
I haven't had any in the last one-and-a-half years. On my flight to come to Denver, I had my last Coke ever.
>Any withdrawal headaches?
No. Nothing. It was easy. It felt really good, actually. It was good to know I didn't need it.
Chuck is the only one that watches raptors games
>but it wouldn't have worked if the wide public didn't find it tasting good
The public finds it addictive, not necessarily tasting good.
>a bad night shooting threes
Dude these fuckers are as cold as a witches tit
The addiction is present because sugar and all the various chemicals, but that's also the reason a lot of people find it to taste good. If they didn't, what would stop them from picking up a knockoff?
Saw some bitch from Serbia stream on d-live, lives with some beta cuck from Slovenia. I asked them if he drinks soi milk and he got up and brought it to the camera lol
Time for the good ol' half time fap.
I discovered Vanessa Vaughn today and she's good
The Nuggets strike back.
If you wear a bowtie then your team deserves to lose fuck off
Yeah well there are objectively more superior sugary drinks out there which provide better overall satisfaction to your taste buds. Just because sugar in a turd tastes good, doesn't mean that there arent better options on the market. It just means that the average consumer isnt aware/doesnt care to be aware that other options exist.
>what would stop them from picking up a knockoff
Consumers being creatures of habit and generally not liking change. And the aggressive marketing/stifling of competition. How many coca cola ads do you see on tv around Cristmas/New Year/summer time? How many coca cola fridges do you see in bars? How many coca cola trucks do you see on the road on the daily? People are simply conditioned to like it/buy it and that has very little to do with taste.
GO NUGGIES
It doesn't look too good for us desu
way more rural conservatives than people acknowledge, and also don’t move there because you’ll fucking ruin it
t. uncultured
AIght, fair point.
OY VEY
lol whites not allowed to make ethnic food
>jew
>roots for the "gold" nuggets
checks out
pftthahah
Name a more overrated player than Jokic
>thunder
>2nd round
lol
harden
go NUGGIES
CP3, Harden, Westbrook, Towns, Wiggins, Carmelo, Reddick
holy shit that pass
Jokic spoon feeding the blazers nutmeg
Can these commentators be any more biased?
Well bounced
How's Carmelo overrated? He's garbage now, but in his prime he was pretty good.
How in the fuck is Wiggins overrated? Literally everybody calls him a slacker bum
>when your """sport""" is more commercial than play
>best player on potential WCF team
>team starts to lose the second he is off the court
Yes, very overrated.
his contract tho
>Literally everybody calls him a slacker bum
but not the man who sign his checks
NUGGIES IN THREE CAP THIS
top contract, 1st pick overall in a decent class (embiid, jokic, etc)
Made it out of the first round once but that was primarily Chauncey billups. Utterly selfish and never made a teammate better or demanded more from anyone.
Go away Carlos
Yeah but that contract was signed before he completely gave up
Also the twolves organization is incompetent af they hired Dimmadome to be both head coach and president of operations for fuck sake
the bloated deals for harkless leonard and turner that they gave out in 2016 come off the books after next year they will have a decent amount of cap space 2020 given lillard mccollum and nurkic will all have below market cap hits that year
why is this gamethread so dead?
This is one fucking ugly game
no band wagon fans in this thread
teams aren't sexy enough for the average Yea Forumsammer
irrelevant teams
it's dame time, niggers
Go Nuggets!
Kanter has a playoff mode
LMAO NUGGIES GETTIN DABBED ON
neither of these teams can beat the Warriors.
why does he wear the mask?
No one can buy a basket
OH HO MOUNTAIN WEED TOWN GETTIN DABBED ON HO HO HO NO NO NO NO NO NO
They have a better chance than Houston
based rodney hood
no. no they dont.
BLAZERS OR THUNDER WHO IS BETTER IN 2022
Dead craig forced to save the shitnuggets
who's wearing the mask for nuggies? is that will barton?
BANE
thunder if they trade westbrook for a prospect and some top picks
Craig
NICE ONE SHARTON
The masked man?
westbrook has negative value already, he isnt worth giving up any assets lmao
YOURE FLAT
anyone have a clip of craig getting btfo? only tuned in after halftime, didn't see what happened
he slammed his nose into collins' arm on a rebound, it's probably on twitter
Got elbowed in the face going up for a rebound.
Broke his nose now he's trying to get his sorry ass team back in it.
based
>Nuggets can't even beat Baby Curry
Is Craig going on and off the court like Steve Nash did years ago when his nose couldn't stop bleeding?
Should Malone cover himself in ash and start playing Isaiah
he just needs to suit up and teach these scrubs
Damn, that's a wet jumper
>People actually think Warriors wont sweep in the WC Finals
why is durant such a chad
refs struggling to keep the niglets in the game
does a putback attempt count as an offensive rebound if the ball doesn't go in?
Man, the West was really weak this year wasn't it?
>flustered by teenagers on twitter
>chad
Yes
Durant is the most beta guy in professional sports
LEBRON IS A CHAD
Both Lebron and Durant are massive betas desu.
my blazies better not choke
Rihanna turned him into an extremely bitter incel.
Turned him down for his biggest Rival LeBron.
DUNKIC
THE FIX IS IN
BASED
Last game it was turnovers, now its offensive rebounds. Why can't the Blazers play a clean game?
CHOKIC
jokic looks like he about ready to have a heart attack.
you can't be a pro bball with that much body fat %
GO NUGGIES
ALL THIS SPAGHETTI
Anything else Jokitch does at this point is on the Grim Reaper since he shouldve been DQed
fatball is the future
>Slav literally slaps Kanter's face and they call it a "block"
no wonder they call Slavs the niggers of Europe
If Jokic wasn't so fat he could get those put backs
Denvers Special Ability: Fog of Ability
Opponents lose the ability to play at full potential.
Denver loses the ability to play basketball.
randolf, shaq, chuck and felton are just as fat as him
tell that to diaw and dudley
>that dame foul
lmao
Please just eliminate us Denver. I don't wanna get raped by the warriors again.
shut up fake blazersfag
Nobody is fatter than Jockitch
what about your girlfriend
Millsap gonna get called for 3 in the key at any point?
Fuck you
2 time outs a game per team new fucking rule
Nice invention
*goes in backdoor*
blazers are playing like retards
jesus christ
Kinda want Portland to win so we can see curryb owl
If Blazers the next offensive rebound I'm live streaming the seppuku bois.
SOME SCORE ON DENVER
Dagger
I love hating my team while being up 7 points. (10 points)
Blazers soft as shit tonight
Fucking rebounds, how do they work?
>murray literally no ability to lift of the ground
>keeps chucking contested jumpers
celties would bootyblast both these shit teams
if the nuggets hit any one of their wide open shots itd be really good
Clear foul from nignugs
>wrap your arm around a player
>shake your head when you're called for a foul
Celties are about to get 5 gamed by the bucks
torrey craig ded
CHIMPOUT
blazers going to the finals
kanter is such a roach
>Eastern Conference
*hearty chuckle* good one m,sir
BLOOOOOOOOD
what did they mean by this
JOKIC PLAYING LIKE A NIGGER
Jokic pushes Kanter
Someone needs to deck that faggot murray.
he was pushed by the other white
>Murray and Kanter get angry because Craig fell on the ground
>Both get Ts
>Craig fell because Jokic pushed Kanter into him
>nothing happens
????????????????????????
man those nuggers are a violent group arent they
Not gonna happen, Nuggies have gotten unlucky with 3pt shooting
GG Dencucks, stop sending your entire population to my city.
>playing to win
>playing like a nigger
lol wtf is wrong with you people
What did Jokic mean by that?
Blazers are doing their best to lose this game.
Is it happening?
>Kanter gets a tech for getting pushed by Jokic and confronted by the other teams' player
you can't defend yourself?
I thought there were stiff penalties for leaving the bench. Is that another thing that got kiked out of enforcement in the modern NBA along with flopping, traveling, illegal picks and chimping out against the refs?
>nobody there to get the pass
lol gj idiots
touched Harris' finger last.
CHOKE
Dont see golden state going through this year they will choke in the finals to the celts
what the fuck was that play
Are you tuning into the game from your radio Bosnian scum?
>refs instinct is to call it denver ball
fucking retards
Imagine losing to the Blazers.
Why can't Portland rebound?
i remember seeing the ad for this Ma shit when i got dragged to see Us, this shit looks fucking awful
No I have your mum on Skype giving me the play-by-play
The eastern conference is basically the NBA B league
Nuggies in 5 they just got unlucky with the 3s
GG Nuglets
any of the top 4 east teams would smash both of these bums and houston
chrissake, rodney hood has the niggest looking face in the world
i bet your dumbass was calling for a nuggets sweep
Can't call the sixth foul on the star player now can we? If it wasn't for my home town team I wouldn't bother watching this sham of a sport.
the ECF is verified trash. Anyone with your opinion doesn't understand basketball.
The spurs could beat the Bucks in 7.
Yes i was but they had a bad game and still single digit game, nothing in this game makes me think portland can win a game if nuggets aren't choking
>Nuggets are 0-6 when they lose game 2 making it 1-1
oh no no no no
The nuggets play in high altitude. The blazers are going to sweep the home games with ease.
compelling argument
nuggets shot like crazy last game at home and it was close
no way is it only a 5 game series
>if nuggets aren't choking
have you seen their last 20 games, they are pretty much in choke mode right now
Lebron goes to 8 straight finals in the East.
Doesn't make playoffs in the west.
Yeah, you already lost.
?????
Doesn't that mean that nuggets are going to have even better stamina in low altitude
>eastern teams get better
>Lebron runs away because he sees this happening
what he does with some shitty, starless lakers team is irrelevant
based Nurk
yeah, but the effects of altitude on opposing teams benefit the home team more than the effects of sea level on opposing high alt teams.
Retards like you deserve to be culled
East was, is, and will continue to be trash until proven otherwise.
Good luck lmao.
yup, look at all the colorado teams on top
whoops im a faggot
source is arxiv.org
Interesting, i come from mma and boxing and usually the altitude fighter has the advantage in stamina everywhere
the highest cardio requiring sports are the hardest when suddenly at extreme altitude
this should be common knowledge, the chart doesnt lie, dumb anons
lmao at philthy, shit even at their own stadiums smdh
Weird how baseball Colorado has such an insane advantage when its a lower fitness sport.
Fighters don't have home crowds, so high altitude training is the only factor
get fucked nuggets cucks
So there's no way the blazers shoot worse and lose at home right?
>Weird how baseball Colorado has such an insane advantage when its a lower fitness sport.
the wind carries favorably in that stadium as well
Dame played his worst game of the playoffs and they still won, which isn't what you want if you're the Nuggets
shooting arc in Denver is slightly different due to altitude. When Portland gets back to normal, Lillard might not suck so much
Can Kanter survive?
He'll keep himself together until the Blazers win the title and as the final buzzer sounds both his knees will literally explode
analysis of shooting percentage in high altitude.
Denver is a cancer for shooters. Luckily, Denver sucks balls.
harvardsportsanalysis.wordpress.com
based and checked
So since the teams in the West are confirmed to be weak and shit tier and will get BTFO by whomever wins the East. Is the the rest of the games in the East basically the finals now? Funny how that happened....
Also Purist of Kino Finals MVP reporting in
Friendly reminder that the Blazers are 1-1 with the Bucks this season
and 11-2 against playoff teams from the east. have a nice day!
wins against teams like the pistons or nets dont really have relevance when your dealing with the actual top of the league, ya gaymer
2-0 vs 76ers
2-0 vs Celtics
1-1 vs Raptors
1-1 vs Bucks
guy is almost as cancer as Harden with his FT get out of here
He wont. They will deport him and then turkey will kill him
deadspin.com
Warriors confirmed for steamrolling nuggets or trailblazers in 4
everyone knows the east is NBA B League.
I mean I genuinely wish you were better than a west 7 so the NBA would be interesting but unfortunately your league is trash.
Fuck off
Blazers in 6 vs the Larriors
>West
>Weak
There are literally 6 teams in the east that are tanking.
BTFO
FMK
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>poortlandfag needs a feels good man frog hoodie pic for the boomers