/cric/ the cricket

statistically more popular than ever
haven't noticed a change my experience, most kids watch and play it even though it's firmly behind whatever football code is dominant in that state. every non Asian I know at uni watches it
test cricket is just as popular as always too, not uncommon to find bogan normies that are also test cricket purists

the empty stands are more because Smith and Warner weren't playing and Australians don't like losing.

empty

sushi for lunch
katsu chicken no Pepsi Max

Shit up squid tits nobody cares

i care

Is that Loki?

wish Warner still had his Twitter licence

their's of course mate sorry should have clarified

for me it's transcending nationalism and recognising that in every game it is cricket that is the winner

For me, it's executing cheaters

pozzie genocide when?

Why would you describe something from the objects perspective?

why do I love cricket? seeing people of different ethnicities, nations, religions and political persuasions together under a single sport. to me that's epic

pavement

Why is he so swarthy? He looks Indian

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always a letdown when I boot up /cric/ at work and there are only 22 posts to read
means I actually have to contribute

cric died of obesity.

m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid=IwAR2fidpp44lRKsAG-hrEDh1lb3P9rekAJRNSpDG1AWCyE1X2cJ5qx0dkCYk&v=qlrrEMdnauk

fuar

the writing in season 1 episode 8 of Barry is retarded. Had to drop the show

Just woke up lads

tv is all literally so fucking shit. Literally the electric jew

havent watched a tv show since breaking bad ended
dropped GoT after series 5 because it had gotten too stupid and it was clear they had run out of book to copy. their OC is dreadful

Not calling you a brainlet or anything, but the consequences of that episode carry through half the second season, and that's not even taking into account the surrealism and unreliable narrator aspects of the show, which you should have noticed by now.

local elections today
shan't be participating

so true

just whacked it thinking about my one ex's sister

never heard of this programme but it sounds gay

nah that whole torture device building gimmick was just retarded. They had clearly written themselves into a hole. I know absurdist humour is a big part of the show but I it wasn’t even funny. Shame as i was enjoying the show up until that moment. Can’t take the show seriously anymore

same

Appreciate the opinion but cut out the anti semitism ok thanks

love cricket

Oh so you're a brainlet. Sorry about that m8, give your parents my condolences.

based statsy

ive never seen a giraffe in real life

I’ve seen 3, they’re pretty tall

defend that scene

nope Ive changed my mind, I'm not taking the manager role
i'm handing in my resignation next week

Can get you guys a giraffe if you want? Got three breeds in stock as head mounts, two full mounts and a full set of neck bones. Let me know.

Yeah mate chuck us a price list. Cheers

Brits are like giraffes, they need to wind their necks in

imagine you telling others to shut up
good lord

obviously know the scene was meant to be surreal and daft but it didn’t have the comic value of earlier death evasion scenes and just seemed poorly done and didn’t fit the narrative flow well

might get over it and give season 2 a chance not sure

no you have to like it or ur dumb

>checks in on /cric/ to catch up on the latest news
>anons talking about giraffes and tv shows

when did /cric/ die?

what are you asking mate

basils just eaten a load of horse shit

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/cric/ is just sleeping

yeah ama

Neesham is Reddit personified

telling people on Yea Forums to have sex just doesn't get the (You)s it used to
I've tried roleplaying as someone who thinks game of thrones is the best its ever been but that takes so much more effort

Asking if you want to buy some of my stock. Can do you a Maple Leaf Giraffe neck mount for $12K but you'll have to work out the import permits for Australia. The last Toucan I sold to an Australian was held up in custom for months.

Yeah call more things Reddit. That'll show them. Really clever and funny insult.

Retarded cunt.

Would you do cash on pick up?

basil is a loose unit

basil is a herb(pronounced an erb)

Of course! We won't worry the tax man if he's an issue for you.

I quite LITERALLY am the tax man I WILL audit you

/cric/ is too slow today
just not getting the entertainment I need

what kind of entertainment you looking for?

oh you know, people from cricketing nations shooting the shit about cricket with some offtopic sprinkled in

I wanna know what Sebbo ate yesterday

san diego zoo man, those fuckers are massive

Could someone explain the enormous amounts of attention that the media pundits are giving Archer?

well Charles

he's so fucking shit lmao

What's going on between Hales and Morgan?

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found an epic interview with MSD lads

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hales is a deano faggot
>muh gear

hello yes where is the grigget

You gotta be a retard if your sniffing weng and a professional sports player.

worth the risk; it's only a world cup on home soil that he will miss. it's not like it's something important like a bilateral series against new zealand

can't feel any sympathy despite being a drug using degenerate myself

Afridi just exposed himself as lying about his age, he's five years older

well yeah. I think hes a fucking idiot even though I do lots of drugs, simply because I am not representing my country in a sport
I would like to think if I were on the verge of making a world cup squad, I would not be out sniffing beak weeks before it is due to start
drugs are fun but not worth ruining your career for

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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grim

>everybody i do drugs btw teehee

sayacucks out

>2019
>doesn’t do drugs

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped, or both?

>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest for who lives the longest?

>i-its addictive!
It’s not, as long as you’re not underaged and can take them in moderation

>it... it’s expensive!
Who forces you to buy they every day, fucking peat gavel

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*blows smoke in your face*

thinking about that week where everyone liked Centipede Hz until >6.4

so glad I don't read pitchfork or think their opinions are good any more
would have turned out such a sped

Thanos really messed him up!

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Travistan is simply not a 0.0

no

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really hope loki comes back but not just on tv desu

I heard there's a spin-off.... also a Black Widow movie coming.

>capeshit

do have to wonder about the grown men, often pushing 30, who are impressed by superheroes punching the bad guys still
gives me the fear

...

Cricket returns on the morrow

might put a cheeky tenner on england losing this series
it seems extremely unlikely but it would just be classic england

I have no problem with adults liking childish things. Avengers just seems so bland

liking it is one thing, crying actual tears because the trailer was so epic,we have reason to be concerned

twitter.com/AqibMansoor5/status/1115218802810195969

looking good mate

Just read what our true blooded Englishmen cucktain Morgan said about Hales. Typical exclusionary Brits, Hales did nothing wrong. He will haunt >us

getting yourself banned for recreational drugs on the eve of a tournament is fucking retarded. he let the squad down

EVERYONE said it couldn't be done but here i am proving them wrong

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honestly me desu

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Based me.

Tax this, cunt

*Farts*

isn’t that the Flint Lockwooooood guy

I much prefer ODI cricket to T20 but I am prepared to admit this is a fringe opinion nowadays, and outside the world cup, no-one really cares about it
have been to 2 of the last 4 domestic 50 over finals and one of them didn't even have my county in it, that's how dedicated I am

youtube.com/watch?v=nVUXSyiuk9A

this was genuinely a terrific match, but it sadly got totally overshadowed because it happened on the same time japan beat south africa in the rugby

the same day, I should say

hi

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love county

guy I work with played golf with Bradman

pretty based

Did he Dodge the war too?

he's like 40

I thought that was BERT out of makeup from Sesame Street

haha

thanks for sharing that one mate

*logs into /cric/*

hey mate long time no see. what you been up to?

enjoying my time away from sebbo but desperately missing the /cric/ lads
yourself?

Hello did someone say sebbo

Hockey is superior

might give virginity a try

Based

what's on the cards for Friday evening lads?

This except the opposite

The standard 52-card deck of French playing cards is the most common deck of playing cards used today. It includes thirteen ranks in each of the four French suits: clubs (), diamonds (), hearts () and spades (), with reversible "court" or face cards. Each suit includes an ace, a king, queen and jack, each depicted with a symbol of its suit; and ranks two through ten, with each card depicting that many symbols (pips) of its suit. Anywhere from one to six (most often two or three since the mid-20th century) jokers, often distinguishable with one being more colorful than the other, are added to commercial decks, as some card games require these extra cards. Modern playing cards carry index labels on opposite corners or in all four corners to facilitate identifying the cards when they overlap and so that they appear identical for players on opposite sides. The most popular standard pattern of the French deck is sometimes referred to as "English" or "Anglo-American" pattern.

>anglo american

Zealandia rising

cant help but feel that the large amount of interest being paid to australian banks is a ticking timebomb

lol joe Clarke not being for selection because of some whatsapp shitposting
absolute state of the ECB

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What he say

>Clarke and Kohler-Cadmore were named during the trial of Worcestershire allrounder Alex Hepburn as members of a WhatsApp group that exchanged disrespectful messages about women in what the judge described as a "pathetic sexist game to collect as many sexual encounters as possible". Hepburn was jailed for five years earlier this week having been found guilty of rape.
not underserved to put them on notice

it’s a bit of distasteful banger in a private group chat. give your head a wobble . Joe Clarke never actually incited rape from what I’ve seen

>Shahid Afridi, as many fans have long suspected, is not as young as official records have had it all these years. Afridi himself has made the revelation in his autobiography Game Changer released in India and Pakistan this week.
>Yet Afridi only deepens the confusion in his book with the following line: "Also, for the record, I was just nineteen, and not sixteen like they claim. I was born in 1975. So, yes, the authorities stated my age incorrectly." If he was born in 1975, that would make him 20 or 21 at the time of the innings and not 19 as he writes.
>Fans will recall another public admission of a real age, from a contemporary and team-mate of Afridi. After leading Pakistan to a memorable World T20 win in 2009, Younis Khan announced his retirement from the format, saying that he was 34 and "too old for this kind of cricket". By his official records, Younis was 31 at the time he made the statement; in fact, the number on his ODI shirt - 75 - was the real year of his birth, the same, incidentally, as Afridi's.
state of this corruption, imagine the outrage if any other country did this

mo amir is about 32-33

it was going on for six months or a year no?
I would otherwise agree but when someone in the chat committed literal rape of course you can't just gloss over it

...

me

based

thanks

banned from Yea Forums ladies

imagine posting on Yea Forums post 2015

cricket on in two bongs and seven bings lads

don’t think Clarke should be held at all accountable for somebody else’s actions . Loads of these kinds of whatsapp groups probably exist

so true

literally did nothing wrong, every groupchat for "the boys" is the same

I like to browse Yea Forums solely for Marvel and GoT threads. They need to make an /atv/ board for anything else

me and the boys posting on /cric/ after committing hundreds of war crimes to escalate tensions between India and Pakistan

ashley Giles is a bonafide brainlet

We only banned hales because everyone found out, what's wrong with that

More lke Alex Snow

For me, it's cricket

Mitch Johnson commentating the V8's, absolute fucking KINO.

>get btfo up front all game
>still take a lineout drive

is read brain damaged?

Lads I have an announcement:

Poo

That is all

Really looking forward to seeing the reception smith and warner will get in the world cup
It would not surprise me at all if lads turn up in costumes made of sandpaper etc
Warner handled it quite well in that ashes after the bar room brawl, interested to see how Smith reacts to it

ICC will make rules to stop people doing shit like this

what, making fun of people? or wearing sandpaper ponchos?

YIKES

not sure the ICC can dictate what the crowd is allowed to do

Reckon bullying players could be perceived as hate speech

it'll all be fun and games until one of them commits pooicide

the cricket has been delayed

Which one

Hey cricket

might ask cricket out for a date lads

called Zachy a "proper nutter" on twitter once

Xachy p

could not be more bogan

he’d been brutally brain mogged

if that's what you call constantly tweeting him about your alcoholism and cancer diagnosis

job interview tonight

one of those video ones where they prerecord questions. not looking forward to it

Reckin you'll fuck up, ngl.

grim

saw middlesex vs aus once last year. was huge bunch of aussie cunts. some had sandpaper costumes. they all got really drunk and rowdy playing drinking games and had to be told off by staff loads of times because they were being loud, standing up, taking their tops off and just pouring beer everywhere and over themselves. fucking scumbags. everyone was complaining. worse than liverpool fans.

basils got a bone

yeah I'm not disputing that but it still gives off a bad look when your mate thinks it's ok to rape the girl you've brought home

yeah sure just like we had a bad look when old mate Brenton shot up a mosque while spouting Yea Forums memes

exactly and they banned Yea Forums indiscriminately for a few weeks. the right choice

and a private group chat between 3 people doesn't equal a massive social media site where anyone can join

most people are still banned lmao

Yea Forums in general or just /pol/?

Yea Forums in general

I still need to change my DNS settings to post on Telstra

when did joe Clarke say it was ok to rape someone

is it only Telstra doing it? reckon they're the most hopeless telco so it makes sense
and if that covers 4channel then that's very very grim
I said his mate i.e. the one that did the rape

ah yes, let’s lambast all the friends of criminals. In fact let’s suspend them from their jobs

yes mate covers 4channel

It's just temporary until they investigate the content of the messages, which neither of us knows the details of
you do realise that the girl he raped had had sex with Clarke right before and thought it was still him when Hepburn came into the room? admittedly you could argue that Hepburn was screwing him there, or that there was some understanding between them that ties to the messages. Would be unconscionable for the ECB not to do anything to him, and right now all they've done is put him on notice while they look into it

yeah grim. Why don't you swap telcos

work in woop woop quite regularly and need the service

if Clarke had done anything wrong he’d be charged with aiding and abetting. He was passed out drunk and knew nothing about it

think you mean if he aided and abetted then he's be charged with it, if he was anywhere near guilty of that then the ECB would come down much harder
Stokes was never found guilty of affray but that doesn't mean the ECB were wrong to suspend him as long as they did. No one is saying Joe Clarke did anything legally wrong but they want to figure out if it was morally/ ethically wrong
if it really was just le lads chat about hooking up with girls then he doesn't deserve the suspension but who knows how far they pushed it, and when someone did end up raping a girl he brought home there's a good chance it did go too far

pretty grim the monopoly they have on rural areas, they're fucking awful in every other capacity. even their ads shit me

Telstra are the reason for the absolute state of our networks

Fucking YIKES at these posts. I'm glad /cric/ is dead.

>Small island, small gene pool

Elaborate please. Constructive feedback if you will

these threads are now filled with faggot meme spouting r/edditors

If you want to make the /cric/ a better place take a look at yourself and make a change

sebbos ginormous

point to some examples

YOU

Steamed hams
Sneeds feed and seed also Chuck's

Love the simpsons

tipping there’ll be an eye cancer epidemic 30 years down the line due to capeshit

/hoc/ is here, live in fear.

capeshit is a testament to all that is grim in our world

D:

Love me some capekino. We're living in the Golden age of feature films.

Have sex

It's capekino you faggot

no

watching the gilbert show

bet you watch black cock slide in and out of your girlfriends pussy too.

Sorry zachy mate I forgot that your cock shriveled up and died

why are you obsessed with this bong? and his penis and other cocks

oi alchy locks u here m8

Shut up you clown

yeah mayte

go fuck yourself you nonce

wow there's sort of actual cricket on and no posts in nearly 2 hours
dare I say, dead poomunity?
(I have been too busy to post)

>unironically watching bilateral brainletbash

world cup is less than a month away

shall be following the cricket World Cup intently and watching many of the games

Based retards are making pronouncements about our chances at the world cup based on the performance of our C team lads

Is Willow not carrying the World Cup? I’m looking at the schedule, and it says “(Sling TV + TV viewers).” Is it like the IPL where Willow gave you a temporary Hotstar account? I only have Willow for online streaming, not the actual TV channel.

We are not winning the world cup but that was true before this match even started (to anyone who has been paying attention)

t. Casual who watches cricket once every 5 years and analyses teams based on historical narratives

ah yes, the World Cup favourites bongland

is josh little elite?

pikachu in ipl

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>reddit the actor love cricket
hmmm

I think they should just come out

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>englel 66/5 vs irelel
was going to lose again but based twink tommy c saved them

*dabs on cric*
Regards, hoc

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This is the strangest thread I have ever read

dat dere dutasteride

Detective Pikakino

We made hard work of it today lads. Don’t fancy us for the World Cup

>we
Fuck off deano

Josh is elite but he’s at the really shitty end of elitness so all the other elites look down at him

Took 4 senokot last night and its coming through now lads help

Grim

Pavement

was busy having sex

good to see a young Irish bowler come through

worry about their batting though when everyone retires

What's his name haha

Phil Hughes 63* (retired dead)

Zhen Li

they call me bushpigbro

Hello r/cricket

They call me cancermumlad

Why get Drunk and drive home when you can get high and fly home?

Lookism pls go

It was 7.4, and it was a pretty good record

yeah liked it a lot just funny how the opinions changed after the review

Poo poo pee pee

>cricket
lol

Yes I too greatly enjoy cricket

Just woke up, was having a dream where I did acid and hallucinating and shit

you couldn't score 183

pub with the boys on the cards

>t. Richo

Based bushpigbro

state of poo peeland

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yum. might whip one up for dinner tonight

where can I find 49 KJ bread

>new zealand """cuisine"""

useful for the Depression mate if only the Bengals were as resourceful

honestly what can top a refreshing water sandwich

the sun scorched cultural wasteland of Tucson Arizona

feel dirty just for thinking about it

same

>thread 2 days old
>not even 300 posts
>an odi happened in this time
Grim, very grim

Only just saw this reply. I have explained multiple times in these threads why england will not win. Its not a simple 'haha england are shit'
They have a blatant mentality problem and lack of adaptability that will surely be exposed in a tournament. I would argue they were actually a better side during the champions trophy in terms of the gap between them and the other teams, as well as home advantage and yet still failed hard the first time they were presented with a surface that wasn't absolutely perfect. Flat track bullies

yearning to observe some aesthetic test cricket

There's more to life than /cric/

Also Yea Forums is banned in this part of the world

same

been far too long

Also I wouldn't be calling people casuals if I thought world cups were every 5 years. You are pond scum and I feel like a fool for even wasting my time acknowledging your low iq drivel

reminder Sri Lanka are going to win the cricket World Cup

Honestly don't have the patience for test cricket. Like to check the scores online but fucked if I can watch it. Also can't tell who is in which team when everyone in white

26 days

The 2 lads with the bats are on the batting team

Today I learned something

Sorry, lads or lasses
I take women's cricket equally as seriously as real cricket

That's ok, us women don't take you shriveled cock losers seriously either

sarah taylor is better than most pakistan wicket keepers to be fair

yes but legs

No but arms

tummies

Might start microdosing LSD lads.

You should try doing a whole tab or 2 it's better

Have only been to 1 other cricketing nation
Poor effort from me

Well, 3 if you want to count Ireland and netherlands, I don't

Mushrooms season just kicked off lad

should deepen your understanding of the corridor of uncertainty nicely

Watching the mask lads

They don't make em like this anymore

not really very difficult to understand is it

Hot take: Jim Carrey is the actor of our generation

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Still can't decide whether Jim carrey is just fucking around or he really thinks his high-school tier philosophies are profound
>like what even is Canada maan... It's juts a patch of land we all decided was called Canada.. Whoa

what a tragic comment

I shit on your value system

Tell us some of your high level philosophy then Mr Plato Jr.

Money isn't real, it's just like, paper and coins we decided was worth something

My mind is blown wow

very unphilosophical

Go on then, make 'bowling a 4th stump line' complicated

If you haven't had a high dose psilocybin trip don't even talk to me

>Go on then, make 'bowling a 4th stump line' complicated

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You've got nothing
Pseud

OK my train journey is over now
You'll get no more posts from me this weekend

thank god

moved cities and don't know how to source any illicit substances anymore

test cricket is only mind altering drug I need

>doesn't know how to source a fungus that grows in the ground
Not going to make it brah

Jofra Archer was useless

it’s saturday my dudes

ama

who’s the ultimate pleb filter cricketer?

Mark Craig

Andy Flower

like footy but /afl/ is a bit too grim for me

reminder had Flower been from England or Australia he would have averaged at least 60
literally the new Bradman

BASED

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i.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/112470269/game-of-thrones-cast-sends-video-greetings-to-dying-fan-who-wanted-to-see-episode-3

imagine that ending being one of the last things you saw

didn’t sit well with me this article

might check out Straffo’s twitter

do this whenever something culturally relevant happens, simply have to know the big man's take

has the big man weighed in yet?

>tfw hot
>naked all the time at home watching comfy IPL
>have to put on clothes to answer to food delivery boy

what did you order?

Two for two two two.

Kulfis (milk icecream)

to be bummed
or to get bummed
that is the question

comfy

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I thought that dot was a speck of dust on my monitor.

Both mate

Lmafo ek boulto dropped a lolly catch of what would have a been Mishra's fourth hat trick

drinking a fosters

Alri lads, any song requests? No obscure shit pls

Will we ever see more glorious innings in any format of the game?

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deerhunter- don’t cry

something Jeff Buckley

cooked basil a salmon fillet

Went for the classic. Fucked up the last chorus a little bit sorry

vocaroo.com/i/s0Fnon5BqYit

Too obscure, couldn't get the hang of the melody. Have something completely different instead

vocaroo.com/i/s13drnqHijno

Just wanted to confirm that his maiden innings keeps getting better and better.

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cringe

very nice dear boro...

Only brainlets think Hales being excluded is a bad thing for England

Any man in?

yep. Watching snooker

He's too stupid to smoke weed but too small reason to exclude from the wc

it was obviously cocaine

Really? Read it was weed.

where . Deanos don’t smoke weed they love their powdah

also weed wouldn’t be a big deal and wouldn’t have caused this rift. Is weed even a banned substance? Literally can’t recall

Help a bro with a live cricket stream

Ian Botham did a lot of weed and didn't hide it

mid bender ama

Couldn't find, even r/cricflix gone, you could join their discord and pm the admin directly

Based
Cringe

you hitting the crack pipe?

Having some chilling fresh coconut water lads

milkies

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corrr

??

it means I want to have sex with her

ooo