What should i say to my barber to get this cut?

What should i say to my barber to get this cut?

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give me the rentboy

give me the zoomer mutt

just mutt my shit up

just fuck my shit up

meet me at mcdonalds
honestly

oi mate give me the paki mutt chav haircut will you

“Make me look like an ineffectual English half-breed”

ask for the "try and make me not look black"

give me that clarke-jackson cut senpai

fade on the sides from 1 to 3mm and cut the top shorter to eyebrow-length

"I have curly hair and play fortnite"

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kek

show your barber the pic and if you've got the same kind of hair and he's a good barber it should be ok. Looks like a zero fade back and sides with a lot left on top but I have no idea what a hue barber would call it terminology wise

pubes on top

looks like the barber slipped on him

meet me at mcdonalds
make sure you say the one the white kids go to. I asked for the ones the black kids go to that has the police van parked outside it and ended up with this

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Tell him you want to look like you have a double barrelled surname

niigger

"I want to look like a mentally handicapped yet fashionable monkey"

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He literally gets the hair on the sides cut every 2 days. I remember seeing a video of it

What?

well yeah, a fade starts looking like shit within a week