Souths vs Broncos: 7:50 pm
/nrl/ - Thursday Night Footy Edition
just created a thread, waited a while, saw that nobody was posting in it, reset my router, came back and made a asinine post of the broncos coach to try to make the thread seem as though it is starting to gain momentum at 9:30 in the morning, lads.
Just posted from my phone meta-commentating on my own behaviour to make myself feel smart lads
what is your metric for appearing smart? because you're a fucking dumb cunt from where i'm sitting
>tfw getting 5 (yous)
just want to die lads
Why? Theres some good games coming up on the weekend
Souths broncos coachh rivaly
Cronulla melbourne rivalry
And sea eagles dogs should ge bood too
there was a chaseb owl
What happened I tuned in and straight out because nothing was happening. Was he armed?
He said he was armed. Nothing happened, he drove around then parked in a plastic surgery carpark. SWAT came, bearcat came, then he surrendered peacefully. He is white so they couldn't shoot him.
Kek
women
are
based.
Who have we tipped this week boys?
I miss the days when anons' endgames were unknown.
Southfs
Shite-ans
GODnulla
Faders
Chooks
GOATcastle
Fagons
And shiggies (forgot that game)
I’d milk the shit out of those titties
real cure uglyhot receptionist at work today lads
What industry do you work in lad
shit office job m8
How many tries will Boyd let in tonight?
>tfw no thursday night AFL
Enough to please daddy.
Soufthfs by 20. Screencap this post.
Broncs by 12. No Nikorima = no holes, Boyd won't even have to flop over and pretend to tackle because they won't break the line.
Milf is a gigantic massive hole the size of my arsehole after it's been reamed by the hundreds of men I have gay sex with
Super League > Nonce Rugby League
>Pooper League
Love half price anzac biscuits after anzac day ladies
for me it's still the easter chocolates
Theyre called anzac biccies
Souths by 10 ladies.
Stop calling each other ladies we all know no girls post here
I'm a lady & I post here.
No changes this week lads, sticking solid despite my loss last week.
3-2 so far so big week this one up against one of the top dogs
>The unlikely picture that soured me on her
I just did 2-3 sticky solids too m8
>secondary lit
Pleb
Terrible OP
Consider ending yourself.
love Charlotte Sartre de su
gf broke up with me because I asked her to shave her legs
Thomas Sangster, lads
Watching the Supercoach Countdown show on Kayo sports as we speak
I hope Magic Round flops because of how hard the NRL have marketed it
Me too
We really need to have sex
Feel like pure shit just want GI back lads
>it's a forced laughter at the Copes' Captains picture episode
The virgin Cing Cook
The Chad Cing WalkGOD
i am desperate for human connection
Ruan looks pretty good tonight
Dylan Brown is so sexy. What kind of ethnic is he?
Sangster is such bearmode
rawwrr
ruan looking like she ready to compete in the mens weightlifting division
1%er MASTERMIND PLAY: SIMONSSON (C)
>think you are good because you are in the 1%
>because you have walker and captained farah that one time it paid off
lmao
is our guy at the game?
Always
i long for the touch of another, be it woman or man.
>imperial march for the broncos
>you now remember payne hass
>refball already kek
i truly believe that space isn't real
>James Roberts on Turner's side
Oh boy
held up
wish somebody would hold me up
remember? he's a must start lad
found love, lads.
Jack Bird on Origin watch
Souths' season will tank when Fittler selects Reynolds and Walker as his halves pairing
shes not much to look at but at least shes mine
>gains another 15m
Rabs seriously needs help
who steelertohs here?
Cody WalkGOD
Could see the outline of oates' dick and balls then lads
Adelaide Broncos when??
Based ShigGODs
Blessed aboriginals lads
le speed bump man
>Pangai trying to get in the way rather than take the ball
imagine how good coconuts would be if they had a brain
barry check the fuse box
Kek
Walker for Origin to be frank with you
Based Walkie
Rabs needs to be put out to pasture already pls
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Based Cody
Omg again what the fuck you dumb coconut fuck!!!!!
Want nbn already so bad lads
Central Coast Broncos
BASED BLACK MAGIC CODY
How much was WalkBro paying for 2 tries?
PICK THR FUCKING BALL UP BRONCOS
>didnt take walker
Same desu
What a poverty city Sydney is
WalkGOD
PangSLOB
Walkie will NOT play Origin. Not because he's Abo but because he plays for Souths
lads
LAAAAAADDDDSSSSS
based racist fatty
Just saw this lad in the crowd
>tfw sold him for tom trbojevic
Fuck I feel for the poor gong incel who had to wait that table
starting to regret not having walker
browny you here m8?
truthie here
Freddy is going to use Maloney and Cleary regardless of how well anyone else is doing. And if its not Maloney it should be Keary
yeah m8 AMA
Thinking about getting rid of my mullet, lads.
Thoughts?
wow
racist alert
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Contract the Broncturds already
feeling extra virginal lads
Too deadly for you white dogs
Reminder that he's STILL the face of the game lads
>that half arsed tackle by boyd
>starts walking almost straight away
>broncucks couldnt even run down adam fucking "oww my hammys" reynolds
What the fuck is going on with this club?
Sounds like it doesn't really matter that I can't even get the stream to stop dropping out because of my dogshit internet
Might have to come out of the closet soon, ladies.
>missed kickoff
>turn on kayo
>game is already over
>Milford try assist
AReyn is NEXT LEVEL
It's on 9 mate
>WHAT THE FUCKS HE'S DOING
Fucking hell, my wife's kids heard that
irefag u here lad
Feel like dressing up in women's clothing just for a laugh haha
Don't have a tv in the computer room
James Roberts is the Trent from Punchy guy
>tfw not allowed to hook for the footy anymore
Looks nothing like him, cazzie.
Nick Cave at the footy? Based
Looks heaps like him. /nrl/ analysis pic please
he's too aboriginal
>poogai
What is AReyn's SC score atm?
should get a tuner card for your PC mate
40
40
>poobane
Based Fucking WalkGOD lads
ShigGODs on 50k watch
Will Souths Score?
>don't buy walker yet, they said
>his price is bound to drop a bit, they said
DAYUM
I
STILL
BELIEVE
STOP FUCKING SCORING WALKER
Seibold getting sacked in the morning
Reminder that Seibold only let Kyle Turner play 1 game last year
Why do boongs all talk the same in that weird unaustralian accent?
Nice triple zero
THE BRONKEKS NEED AN AMBULANCE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
BUT BUT MUH ANALYTICS!! MUH NUMBERS!!
What's he thinking right now?
uh it's just a rebuild sweaty :^)
>"Why doesn't Ivan post here anymore"
I do still post here
Ruan looks comfy af lads
would sniff ruan's farts
Yeah mate. Sean.
Levitation by Beach House lads
Danika or Vonny?
Elite lanky white cunts
>Campbell Graham
>Cam Murray
>Corey Allen
>The Burgess Brothers
>Liam Knight
>Ethan Lowe
>Adam Douehi when he comes back
Overhyped fat FOBs
>Tevita Pangai Jnr
>Payne Haas
>Joe Ofengau- however the fuck you spell it
>Anthony Milford
>David Fifita
keen for fatty to tell a funny story later
Vonnie, no contest.
>tfw no lanky netball gf
Douehi is some sort of wog or leb
On a serious note as anyone fucked a big girl. Its kino as fuck. They’re so soft and warm
Danika because I know she’s a slut
Danika for sure
Yvonnie is past it, is probably up herself and a wanker
Yeah but he's pasty as fuck so he's an honorary white boi
I only fuck big girls lad, they are comfy as fuck and are just happy you're sticking it in them, no extra pressure
This is why most people are virgins yet I've fucked 50+ chicks, no standards
tonight is the night i walk away from sc. my team fucking sucks and im sick of all the players i was going to pick scoring big. just going to focus on the tipping and winning the 20k.
brent OUT
real brent here, the brent above me is not the real brent
real brent here, the brent above me is not the real brent
Nice try, Ivan, I happen to know that I am in fact Brent.
>tfw awful at SuperCoach
>tfw ELITE at the tips
why does N call himself nigel thornberry?
Tips require no skill, SC is the intellectual's game
just put my ice money on broncGODS comeback
if you're me then what school did i go to
nightshit you are a fucking faggot
off yourself you fucking pathetic newfaggot
James Ruse
unfortunately for me you are correct
Who hurt you sweaty?
>broncucks
Roberts is dead set a Souths double agent
No meaning behind it m8. Just picked it at random.
richo my kid fiddling brethren how are you you causal spastic
Exactly. And their big thighs act as warm padding when you thrust inside them
>no walker
>captained cook
>stuck with sam burgess and murray
>sinking further and further down the abyss of sc rankings while walkerbabbys continue to sponge off his trypadding points every week
i hate every single fucking one of you pathetic cunts
Do something Cook you dodgem car operator looking fuck
cook is finished he has been found out as a runbabby
They really don't. I won the /afl/tipping hip once but doing nothing but picking the favourites from sportsbet.
I've never even watched a game of AFL in my life.
did ya
based diving faggot
>i don't think there was deliberacy
>deliberacy
wow you're so cool
BRONCGODS COMEBACKS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Walker should lose 20 points for letting that try in
Deliberacy is a new meme
>celibacy
comeback
>it ain't me starts playing
who /volcel/ here
Tomorrow morning will mark 1 full week of nofap lads. I am going to make it this time.
BASED FUCKING N
>oates
KEK
nofap is just as bad for you. Just dont overdo it
woates
>bronclows
>ftw he didn’t Captain Cook
>dodgem car operator looking fuck
>Milford and Bird defending side by side
What IQ coaching is this?
>Nikorimlet was the problem
Please don't post murderers on MY /nrl/ thank you very much
>Bronclogs
Based tripleJ bro
Walker has 1 point this half
Based Joey bringing the bantz
Remember when people were tipping the Broncos to win the hip in the preseason
>commentators hyping a Souths Roosters Grand Final
There it is. The narrative is already set. Somebody screenshot this for when it happens later in the year.
Based white Cook having a higher score than the abo Walker
Based Souths bringing out the THPS3 Soundtrack to ANZ Stadium
Based trips delivering
Darth Langerus
>ywn be there for a steamy brapsesh involving vonnie and cameron smiths wife
supercoach is down lads might hang myself
Me on the left
>brapsesh
These don’t happen you irredeemable virgin
Thats ok I dont need it to enjoy the game
What exactly is a brap sesh?
>watching this sport unironically
The only goanna I recognise is the Cessnock goanna legend and GOAT Andre ‘Joey’ Johns.
What's he thinking?
>run the big backrower at the little halfback
Is Rugby League a flawed game lads?
>its not a sport, its the Greatest Game of All
>I could be macking on 1st year uni students
>*splatt*
>tfw you aren't Seibold
>cheeky last second murray lb doesn't count
fuck the refs
Please tell me someone is screencapping these shots
and ruan
Why would Souths sign Lame Bloberts when they have Based Turner, Burns and Douehi?
do abos get in for free at rabbitohs games? how do they afford the tickets
>DADDY WAYNE PLS NOTICE ME
Excuse me where the FRICK is Shaun Lane?
Junior players get free passes
>Boyd cant stop smiling
Hes 100% a double agent. He’ll be on the souths payroll
They beg for money at Redfern Station
he is smiling because he is going home to fuck this
do NOT comment on this post Richo
disgusting tbqh
Yikes what a waste
No wonder he's mentally ill
What do you think Wayne is going to do when he gets home tonight lads?
based Albo lads
white genes going to waste
Who did the best goanna lads?
why do Queenslanders love coconuts so much?
Cody Walker hater here. Have I been BTFO'd or is Walker just having his Chris Sandow 5 to 6 good games a season moment?
That guy during half time lad
gross
LMFAO
the fans
Cook going to get downdated, lose that last TC and LBA.
>Cody Walker hater here
>he's never been at a brapsesh
get a load of this absolute prude or more likely virgin lads
Hoodie guy is clearly cheating
wish linda was my wife lads
pangai is fucking shit
why does every old white guy have an asian wife?
not sure but thats a good question and would like to find the answer
im going to end up with an asian wife i think because western women today scare me
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WALKCUNT WAS THE BEST CAPTAIN OPTION! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M NOT A VIRGIN
calm down Tom
ShigGODs, you here m8?
>tfw you get a calling from a divine source to captain Cook
thank you you based Johnny Mannah
He's not, but I am m8
>mfw cook keeps sutton's try assist
what happens if a player in your SC team is signed by another club mid-season? e.g. if roberts goes to souths or nikorima to nz
do they stay in your team
The little icon next to their name changes to match their new club. That's literally it.
nice
godbless
w-where has everybody g-gone ;_;
im still here m8
You're going to end up with an asian wife because we're a chinese colony now.
fucking our loves ones mate
>he thought that was a funny post
I admit it was weak yeah
these threads just aren't the same without ivan and dario
GOATcastle
Broncos on looking for a new coach because they aren't making the eight watch
>broncos are shit even with a full strength team
>when they lose players for origin, the players they lose will be playing for nsw
Bad time to be a qlder
>expecting the broncos to beat the 2019 premiers
cazzies
>The NRL was at risk of losing $15 million in sponsorship from it’s biggest backer Telstra as a result of rugby league’s ‘summer of hell’, it’s been reported.
>The Sydney Morning Herald is reporting the naming rights sponsor sensationally threatened to walk away from their relationship with the NRL if a strong stance on player behaviour wasn’t taken.
>The report says Telstra were willing to tear up their naming rights contract and long association with the sport as a spate of off-field bad behaviour that dominated the headlines, believing it was damaging their brand.
>We're losing in court, quick, activate the newspaper option
based murdoch shooting himself in the foot
>implying telstra can be damaged any more as a brand
lmao, there's not one single person who doesn't fucking hate telstra
Will be funny when warriors end the season with better results than the broncos
Based Greenberg was right all along and the rapist defenders here are now in panic mode.
Imagine being Chanel Harris-Tavita and Adam Kieghran going into this season thinking they were going to be first grade halfbacks only for the Warriors to sign Kodi Nikorima
Vonny could wear an actual lizard costume and I would still punch my dog to get a glimpse of her.
>get BTFO in court
>start leaking shit to the media to save face
the end is near
looks like that telstra contract is back on the cards
>still not letting them ref matches
NOT based
>nikorimlet on 500k/year at warriors
is that good or bad
DCE and hunt are on something like ~1-1.3mil/year IIRC and I think milford is on ~800k, so you be the judge
He was only getting paid 250k by the Broncos
Milford, Morgan and Ash Taylor are all on a Million per year
Not related to De Belin, summer of madness behaviour of others. Inadmissible.
His brother was on 350k at the poosters to play reserve grade before they activated the drug test him on the tuesday following mad monday plan.
>TV deal worth $1.8 billion
>letting a $15m sponsor tell you what to do
>carty on -1 even before kickoff
REEEEEE
>another coconut brainsnap costing a try
>fartshite
hess on destroying manlet watch
>Mcguire injured
Queensland is absolutely fucked
Is Asiata the best five-eighth in the comp?
Redpill: Michael Morgan is nothing without John Asiata
fat thurston strikes again
you are all poor and ugly
Can someone post the pics of Darius getting stepped this year?
Cheers lad
I'M NEVER LOSING MY VIRGINITY IF WAYNE BENNET DOESN'T COACH FOR ME
Eating the worst steak ever lads, no fat and no marbling. Want to die
>liking garbage fatty meat
best team in qld lads
>vegan trying to talk shit about my meat
i have more money than you therefore i am better than you
Do NOT show this to /afl/
Truth nuke: Steak is objectively THE most overrated meat
>he doesnt know the fat is one of the more nutritious parts
Both of these jerseys are hideous
>dying in the first 10 seconds
>I love my tofu and can make anything with it
>poorm customers
>he didnt captain jt
lmao cazzies
>refs don't know the rules
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS GAME
Based refs not even knowing the rules
I really love the commentary of the NRL. They always say what everyone is thinking but then realize that they shouldn't have said it then back track and make excuses for the refs usually.
the virgin munster
the chad townsend
His name is Chad it should be the chad Chad Townsend otherwise your meme makes ZERO sense
Must be nice to have halves who can do 1 on 1 tackles on big men, or at all
>this fucking game
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo 5 star post bro
I remember origin last year when maloney threw one of his many forward passes that resulted in tries and when joey was talking over the replay he just stopped dead when the replay got to the forward pass because it was so blatant he'd have to point it out if he kept talking
except i only used the surname of the other player to so it is perfectly consistent loser
>the virgin Munster
>the chad Chad
pass the shard bro
>that professional athlete worth millions's fat gut
Good run from BFT there
I want to watch BFT get abdoed lads
~(. _.)~>
>freddy heckling smith into missing the kick
BARRY CHECK THE FUSE BOX
barry check my cunt
shan't be watching this boring game lads, gonna have a cheeky wank instead
i could heem gallen with one punch
>taking the poo
>melbourne refball
>taking the poo
I’ve seen this before
based shemale addicted joel
Imagine watching sweaty sexy men tackle each other in 8k lads
Wait do they actually keep balls in the kfc buckets
hey ivan which of your sc teams is your best chance this week? gummi bears is looking good.
Ball Bukkake
Theres a hole in Dugans bucket
HOLY SHIT THAT THAT WAS BAD
I DID THAT IN GRADE 5
hehehehehahahahahohohhwohwohohohohoh
theres a hole in your moms cunt
>refball
BASED AND GREENBERGPILLED
Remember when this exact thing was called a no try for the broncos
>melbourne knock on
>melbourne penalty
>melbourne obvious no try
>try
Hmm. Really making me think
Gallen more like Gaylad
dont let joey see this
Poogan looks like and needs to be fired so he can go on the doll and get arrest for possession of ice with intent to sell.
dugan would heem you with one punch
Who are the girls behind the ref? Are they there if the players get the sudden urge for you know what?
I don't use ice and I don't associate myself with "people" like that.
reddits here, ladies.
>JEW
those are the bootsluts
What is a bootslut?
A slut that you boot
BOOT THE SLUT
HAHAHAHA
t. incel
Why would you kick a girl who gave you the gift of sex? I would be thankful.
My housemates are being too loud playing their music and doing nangs downstairs
Reeeeeeeeeee
JEW
faggot
Based
>sign up for Kayo
>just get as far as the confirmation email
>they send me a offer for $5 first month today
I feel like my nose grew bigger lads
A slut in boots.
@92486653
cringe
Broncos customer
it is alright to be mentally unstable
Tipped Stockmen
Tipped Poorm
Some sort of background noise on the broadcast keeps making me think there's thunder but when I mute it the sound goes away lads
>that girl who is double parked
I'm literally in love lads
>those two girl in the crowd on their phone
Me in the poorm jersey
@92486700
cringe
just dumb coconut things
>coconut wingers
>pozzbourne needing reffball to equalize with a heavily heemed cronulla
>premiership contenders
Just put my house on a Roosters hip
>just did a poo lads
Seems this quote applies everywhere
kek
god i hate women
>forgetting to take your trip off when samefagging
yikes
who's the grubbier boong, latrell or chambers?
Wish I could date women
>streamable.com
what did Gus mean by this?
@92486762
cazzie cringe
...
>fartshite
>31
>jt
>180
>Morgan
>19
>having morgan when you could have literally anyone else
cant fathom an IQ so low
Kek. Was waiting for someone to trab this. This kind of talk is driving young girls away from the game. What would Greenbergs daughters friend say?
Gus loves youngsters coming against men
>push the bastard
>taking the poo
>taking the poo
BASED going to be 3/3 when Poorm win lads
Sharts confirmed losing
sorry meant taking the zero
THEY FUCKING MISSED
>taking the zero
My BroncGODs GF doesn't like either of these peems lads
>taking the two... just
>all those white power salutes from cronulla
Yeah, but that's because Melbourne just scored a goal or whatever it's called in that game, so they are celebrating.
FINna
pissbourne poorm
Is rugby just a low test version of american football?
double movement
Don't hack me please. I know nothing.
How do they see from the coaching box with those big white things over the window?
PLEASE stay and watch our sport. Ive never seen a Poccynian in our thread before
I do NOT like this Lexus ad that thinks women need any help at all in their lives lads
>lexus
More like Sexist.
Nice focus from the cameraman on BFT's toned buttocks there
Please watch our sport
Who just pulled the goyd move there
Won't somebody think of Telstra?!
Stood on some Chad cunts hands cause I'm a virgin lads
*throws ball away*
*gets penalty*
>Smiff
19 minutes left in the last half 20-12. That means Storm need a try (4 points) a conversion (2 points) and then either another try (4 points) with the possibility of another (2 points) to win OR they need a penalty goal (2 points) and a field goal (1 point) to win.
*activates penaltyball*
want to fuck ASMR Darling lads
unironically surprised at this refball
>makes bermuda traingle joke
>beats a deceased horse
Reminder
>implying we ever forgot
>implying I'll ever stop posting it
>95% of money was on Storm
Based Fucking Storm
>"crowd" gets silenced
Prophetic
Good bet it seems. Hope you didn't cash out :^)
I'm conflicted because shitty refs have handed this game to the sharts, but also munster is a dog cunt
>Munsturrrrddd
intelligent last play from Munster
I might be a virgin but I'm not Munster
>FINna do it to em
>2/3
Jesus fuck munster. At least jamal has him too.
Reminder that even the broncos btfo this peem
>1/3
>last tackle
>don’t kick or pass or even run
Munsters intellect operates on an entirely different dimension. A true mastermind.
He watches too much Fox and thought there was 79 minutes and 57 seconds left of the match.
lmao joey such a toxic masculine male
richo, this is the video you were asking for, right?
something about erin molan makes me want to see her get railed by half a dozen islanders
Wait is Gus, Richo and is Richo Gus?
Fucking based Munster
Cooking some sossij rolls lads
>playing the wrong footage for joey's highlights
*BBRRAAAAAAAPPPPP*
get pranked son
[x] balding
[x] virgin
[x] obese
[x] unemployed
[x] queenslander
If I was born in QLD but live in NSW :( am I still a Queenslander. MARROOOOOOOOON
excuse me i am not balding and i'm also employed
I am balding and underemployed
Based me
>tfw I see what numbers normies have an I'm still on zero and whores don't count
Based Israel confirmed to bankrupt Rugby Australia: Sydney Morning Herald.
>mfw I just found out how to get the full size images from the nrl website
This just massively increased my posting power.
You don't need gold in the kingdom of heaven.
I was qouted for 3k worth of dental shit. I can afford it but I haven't made the appointment yet.Fuck me I'm poothetic.