NYI @ CAR gamethread

Posting cat, will post dog if Canes win

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what a bitch

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If canes win ill post

This ones a double flusher lads

>the only option is NBC
>based Forslund on the call
>fucking AJ on the color
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHE'S SO BAD AT HER JOB

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hopefully svechnibitch remembers his place this time

Bunch of jerks, those Pagliaccis!

Who are the good guys here

BIG MAC

CANES ARE BACK BABY

.>us

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This bunch of jerks thing is getting out of hand

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Black alts should be the home jersey tbqh

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>muh shootings
this is a hockey game fuck off

F

>2 students
was he even trying?

*zooms back into the lineup*

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Only got to 1 classroom

If canes win I'll post my boner

AMEN

CYKA

sing the anthem properly FFS. its hard to sing along to this garbage version

>checked
trips check guy is slacking

is that I could only be a fan of an NHL team that is, pathetic, Loser, without any Stanley Cup, irrelevant, with a fan base very poor, with a very low attendance in the Arena and that live always under the shade of a more popular, winner and important MLS soccer Team

Any NHL team that fits that description?

Canes are gonna win tbqh

Not a single finnish flag here
It is over

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>its a crowd shouts out one word in the anthem thats tangentially related to their team episode

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>country of ~330 million people
>one crazy person does something bad
>let's stop everything
UNCC graduate here.
You don't have to pretend to care. It's okay.

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hon hon hon

It is so fucking disrespectful to force foreign players to sit through your shitty national songs. We don't have national songs in the beginning of our games.

>he's still spamming the same fucking thing he's been shitting out across the internet for the last ~7 years
What in god's name is wrong with you?

Those are retro islanders jerseys right

I miss Tripp bros

based swede cares more about foreigners than his own nation

Fuck niggers Canes by 12

Can you imagine the autism if Tripp was commentating with John and the woman announcer in this game?

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I just saw a hummingbird outside on my balcony, canes gonna win

Never really thought about it but watching the playoffs has me curious. Are canes fans just louder or do they mic their arena up differently or something? It always sounds louder when it's at PNC than any other game I check out

cuck

yeah it'd be like reading on of your posts

Hi lads I just got here

Maybe both?

North Carolina fans, especially those in the Triangle, are used to watching sports in stadiums, they are more into it.

u trippin dog, and i unironically think they have some decent fans there

He’s right you know

If canes win i win 1500 euro bros, fuck the islels, amirite?

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Well shit...

The fans do pride themselves in how loud they can be after they set a decibel record a few years back, but part of it might just be from the acoustics of the slightly-older building.

I am SO sick of this woman commentator meme

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INCELANDERS BTFO

SCARRRRRR

TAKE WARNING, M8.

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BASED CANES

SCCAAAAARRRRRR

WHAT A SEQUENCE

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

SCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

Established fan bases like Toronto and st Louis have all the corporate business men sitting in the lower bowl. Places like Carolina and columbus haven't sold out yet so there are still legit fans down there

Canes are just that team this year bros.

SCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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i thought the isles were elite
they beat crosby after all

>THATS HOCKEY, BABY!!!

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What's wrong with iles?

Can anybody stop this Canes team?

S C A R
C
A
R

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What are the isles doing wrong fellas

Pooins and BJs could compete, but while Carolina sharts on the Islels in 4 theyre going to wear each other out. >western conference is shit

Kill
Me

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>get grazed by a stick
>get a pp

Fuck off gary

here comes the equalizer

What the fuck was that girl power VW commercial?

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>Canes are just that team this year bros.
Think you might be right.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You are a wise investor.

NOT SO FAST SUNBELT

SCAAAAAAAAAAAR

FUCK GARY

WEAK PEN

whos your favorite sunbelt team

It's the second round, simmer down relocane

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

well well well

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

GET YA STICKS OUTTA DA WAY

based ice kittehs

kinda hoping >we win in 5 so we have enough time to rest all our injuries without getting too rusty tbqh

FINALLLYYYYY

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Gaaaayyyyyyyyyy

Based roastie

>baba booey

This girl is fucking awful

>it's fucking Komarov in the middle of all of that
OF COURSE

I liked the Ducks before they changed the unis. The first black ones were okay but the D logo ones are gay

>lady announcer for primetime playoffs
nani

I've been pissing into the same bottle for the last 10 months. Every time it gets too fall I go into the bathroom to pour a bunch out, but not all of it.
A layer of white sediment began to develop and I've been making sure to preserve as much as possible every time I dump it. Right now it's about an inch and a half thick.
The top layer is wispy and thin, but at the bottom it's condensed into a more solid layer of coarser particles. I'm getting ready to leave college and go back home, but I'm kinda sad about leaving it or throwing it away. It's like a friend to me now

Is that weird?

every time I hear Stronger I get upset that it isn't Harder Better Faster Stronger

AY TONY DIS IS A MUST WIN FOR DA ISLANDAS. TIME FOR DOSE FINOOKS IN CAROLINA TO SEE SOME REAL NEW YORK HOCKEY

The real game starts in two hours

Gary has put in the call, can't have Jew York getting swept by a hill billy team

>canes score early
>refs start calling pen

Fuck Gary

Refs stepping in to keep the series fair.

SAD.

gary pls stop

Refpuck

Didn't catch the penalty. What do you all think?

introduce it to your parents

Shitty penalty to keep a shitty team in the series

>both teams doing little chippy shit
>only one team gets called for it
:^(

Shut the fuck up

The league needs a game 7.
Got to sell those tickets.

Islanders win the series 4 - 2

t. knower

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Keep it for next semester.

barzal you fucking RETARD

get fucked Gary you kike

What's the difference between Rags fans and Isles fans?

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FUCK GARY

Biggest refpuck i've seen in a long time.

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>t. seething Luigi

WTF JOSH HO SANG WOULD NEVER DO THAT

P I N G

I'm at the gym lifting weights while listening to the game on the radio and there is this adorable girl with a flat chest and a flat ass.

...

BASED SLAVIN

>*ping*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>"""girl"""

Refs need to call shit against the islanders

>PING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MAC DADDY

based McBoomer

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IS THAT—

Same “people” desu

SAVE US REFS

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after all this shit can’t believe >we are the bad guys....

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whats the name of this song?

>mute
>her
>fucking
>mic

No Church in the Wild

Weezer - Say It Ain't So

We will rock you by queen

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DADA WHOOO

>honk honk honk

Imagine needing refpuck to even have a small chance to win a game

Suck my fat cock

Ohm sweet Ohm by Kraftwerk

islelders are trash

you know how I know you’re white?

What's wrong with Komarov?

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He’s literate?

Decent start....

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Watching jeopardy what's the score?

so it will be a dead sport in 20 years when whites have been replaced?

59-1 carolina

Have sex

overrated post

replaced by what?

go bruins

Cats

what?

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My girlfriend is prepping for her colonoscopy tomorrow and she just shit herself, lets go canes

I just had half a beer so drunk haha lol

Mutts and niggers of course

Do you guys put 'chup on your 'go 'za?

who has looked better so far?

WRONG IT'S MEXICANS. GOD DAMNIT.

The camera is so much better

LOL!
that feeling when!

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desu they both look kinda not great. Mac looks good.

slight edge to canes

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what does it smell like haha

me on the right

Nice no call faggot refs...maybe wasn't as bad as it looked but you'd best believe a peeennnuuulllttyyy of it we're reversed

That’s not a penalty sunbelter

Go canes!

Is there a merchant on that pizza?

With that sentence the city of New York would like to bar you from entry

THANK GOD FOR MOM AND DAD FOR STICKING TOGETHER CAUSE WE DON'T KNOW HOW

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nice find

So this is the loud stadium we've been hearing so much about lol

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Is that Sikh Jimmy Neutron?

there used to be a place on 110/Broadway in Manhattan that sold gigantic slices. Not sure if its still there or not

*ping*

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I had sex a few hours ago now i'm too tired to be productive

Wouldn't you like to know?

jesus, McBoomer

what's the odds this becomes another goalie game like game 1

eat some pizza
>it'll give you the power to Fuck for hours

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Looked like tripping live you kike

I've been on this site too long

>implying I would ever voluntarily set foot in that shithole

Komarov is a thug

C/a/nes

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I was actually planning on it before this thread. What should I get, dollar slice muslim pizza or italian boomer “been here since ‘66” pizza

Loving the headlocks on these islanders.

imagine not selling out your arena tonight

i always mix up canes and teds. i dont know how i'm gonna be able to watch the ECF without thinking its 10 of one team on the ice

What's cooler than being cool?

>I would rather let my braib rot in the country than actually be somewhere of significance

Why don’t you just drive 60 miles to the nearest Synagogue and go wild Cletus

LET THE BODIES HIT THE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ICE COLD

ICE COLD

just shut the fuck up aj

I GO HAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDD

>alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright

Despicable

based mac

HOLE LEE SHIT!

Big MAC

>Jew Yorker talking about Brain rot
oh the irony

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literally nothing can stop us

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BASED MCBOOMER

Leave New York to me.

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OOOOOOOOH BIG MACU

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Eggman parking the bus stinks tho

gary stop

Now I want pizza but I don’t want NYC styled pizza it’s all shit

Cry me some refpuck

how is that a penalty when they normally dont call anything? jesus gary make it less obvious

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>”My brains not rotted to uselessness due to extreme isolation and the internet, unlike you I can see that the Jews control the world”

>stick parallel to the ice
>feet not moving
>anchoring
prime example of a hooking benalty

Yeah, gonna get pizza 76 to mail you one to your cabin?

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How much gabagool do I gotta give Gary fora powa play goal

My feeling too fren

Nice passing drills

ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

www.garfieldeats.com

HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEET
ISLELS BTFO

HOLY SHIIIUUUTTTTFFG

SCARRRRRRRRRR

Dabbed on

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
300 IQ hockey

Coal fired is the thinking man's pie

Wew

BTFO

TONIGHT WE ARE ALL CANIACS

SCAARRRRR

Beautiful, simply beautiful.

BASED

SCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Love souf hc me

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ABSOLUTELY BASED
RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX AND INTO THE NET

Even my superior Bostonian education can't help me interpret your incoherent guido ramblings

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And it’s still louder than any other sold out arena lmao nhl is a bunch of pussies

The fuck is pizza 76. I’d just get a local pizza.

teds louder and I hate the teds

>giving up a goal like that

Not worried, senpai. Not even halftime yet

We surpassed all expectations and I'm still dissapointed

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>literally carry the puck across the blueline in your hand

How is this legal

>literally grabbing the puck

Islanders coach is a dumbfuck not to call that for a review.
You are not aloud to grab the puck let alone toss it.

I don't care bout either teams but thats just bad reffing.

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If the canes win this ill eat another chocolate doughnut and some more potato salad and wash it down with ice tea or orange soda

>make a PK your bitch
>score immediately after leaving the penalty box
this fucking team

we are about to get swept aren’t we?

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I don’t think so, maybe PNC is mic’d better but it’s a damn circus in there

>calling a powerplay for a routine poke

Thats what happens when you put PCP in the beer supply

Get in control of your life

Frontrunning meme crowd, have they even trailed at all this postseason? Only truly great crowds are in Vanpoover and Frogtreal anyways desu

Congratulations, we're all really impressed, just not by you
Ask Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary

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it was a very smart and original handball play.
except he probably traveled
not sure if there is traveling in handball

imagine how much better the islanders would be playing if tavares had stayed

Yes absolutely retarded on everyones part i agree.

islanders exposed

>talking shit

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How many spics do you think they have working the kitchens?

The nigger literally caught the puck, closed his glove and tossed it in front of him.

OH HO HO
NOT SO FAST SUNBELT

uh oh

SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BAILEYYYYY

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EZ GOAL

WEW

>grown man
>called dougie

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN

>islanders do the exact same poke check as how the canes gave up the last power play
>canes lose possession, islanders score

Fuck you Gary

Looks like Gary made the call for the magnet puck sad!

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This is currowlina. Replace spics with niggers and id say they got as many as possible that we're qualified

BEE TEE EFF OOH

Trotz smart enough not to risk his timeout knowing his team will probably tie it up anyways

Smart

You can catch the puck and drop it in front of you, this isn’t that hard to grasp, you stupid nigger

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is the goalie duel over, are we heading into meme territory

pretty resilient goal by NY there

>it was 1-1

As an enlightened neutral I can only hope so

>jerks
why are hockey fans so fucking lame?

MOST DANGEROUS DRAW

Shit. The Aisles have been fast all game. Stay strong, Canesbros. We've still got this.

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you can't carry the puck in your glove though.

He was in full motion and tossed it directly in front of him. Proper play would have been to drop right where he caught it

Nelson is an unsportsmanlike faggot

Jerk post

this will be a mirror series of the crapitals except we lose

Go canes
Go kys sharks

>carry the puck with Your Mouth
your logic is breathtakingly tragic

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Nigger tier desu

Nelson is a fucking faggot hopefully he gets heemed

maybe they know each other well, that's what my boomer dad suggested

You’d be right but in Raleigh there are spics galore

In North Carolina they put peanuts in their RC Cola and call it hot nuts

watch out that svechnibitch doesnt get heemed again

nelson making the marks SIZZLE

But for real, he deserves to get knocked out for doing shit like that

Why are there so many fucking Carolina fans here?

Isn't that every American metropolis now?

Carolina are the ultimate good guys

hey they actually got a call

I remember based Danny Briere doing it to Ryan Miller

which of these teams is most likable and why?

>thats a clean hit to me
>puck is far gone

This girl is a fucking idiot

I moved here last year

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>womyn broadcasters

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Is reddit down?

Canes by far. Fanbases aside, Trotpuck is boring

People just don’t like New York

>except the puck is nowhere near the player
this chick is hilarious and just got owned by coach

law and order sound effect is based. hurricanes get more points than just having nino now

>taking the cognitive effort to listen to what a woman has to say

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Man that Canes PP sucks.

/hoc/ getting behind the lesser evil as usual, although there are a few legit ones here

Why do they call him mc lovin?

>slow motion replay
>wow the puck was so far gone!!!!!

b/a/ndwagon!!

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Full of mutts? Yeah, that’s how inner cities typically work

who is this stupid woman at NBCSN?

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stop being sexist guys

>allowed to cross check after the whistle

>coach
Boucher was a tendie my casual friend

Reminder that if the Canes lose the SC I will set myself on fire.
If they lose I will put it off for 4 years.

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NY, CA, TX, and New England teams are always the enemy

nice dive loser lmao

I don’t mind the Stars

Komarov is a bum. Canes are based for not having a single thug-type on the team.

fuck you, you won’t do what you tell me

family in NC

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That shit pp is gonna cost canes at some point

Have sex

eeeeeeewwww
check out the reviews

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if they win I put it off for 4 years. Look for my Facebook Live link on Yea Forums after they are eliminated.

I almost did pic related when I was on respiredal

That car is pretty cool tbqh

Have (gay) sex

look if they hire a female broadcaster that doesn't say stupid shit like that then I'll stop mocking them

no dumbass. spics in particular

Anyone ITT been to an Ice Caps game in the 90s?

where should the relocanes move to lads?

>I am a 42 year old boomer and have been eating pig feet for over 30 years.
grim

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Thinking a cheeky Teravainen gwg tonight desu

why would they move?

How come we have to be progressive and let women into everything in sports but women dominated shows like the talk or the view don't have any men in them

unironically, New Orleans

Nah texas is alright, replace them with toronto snowflakes that think they're special for being the only (or only relevant) canadian teams outside of the NHL where the leafs are just insufferable regardless

is ace seven suited a good hand?

where the FUCK has sepe been bros?

Self immolation, hunger strike, and sodoku are the only proper ways to end it.

I'm guessing that Mleczko woman is sucking John Forslund off and just blurts something obvious once in a while to not be suspicious.

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Am I seriously the only isles fan here ITT?

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Fold

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Shant.
>I did it once. It was the most emotionally hollow sexual adventure I've ever taken part in.

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why is there a black guy on the desk?

I'm a fan of whoever beats the shit out of eachother more. So far we are tied

t. islels fan

Is your neg hole pozzed now?

And he's probably telling her how bad her head game is compared to Tripp Tracy.

that's anson carter young casual, he was actually a pretty decent player

blacks are the future of hockey

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Nope

I don't mind the isles usually, but you're playing >us so I hope you lose.

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i went all in, they all folded. uneventful tbqhwy.

American broadcasting sounds like a fucking joke. At least on SN its all white guys and maybe a couple (((white guys))) and thats it

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you didnt answer his question

Attendance is 19,066 tonight.
That's over capacity.
You fucking retard.

>pretty decent player

Still hurt from that time he ran into Nino knee-on-knee toward the end of the season.

B L A C K E D

we got a hypercück here

Born and raised in NC. You have to root for the home team.

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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

Don't mind him, he'll eventually pass out from all that blood going to his raging hateboner he's had since the series started

OFFICIAL SUICIDE METHODS POWER RANKING
1. Self immolation
2. Soduku
3. Hunger strike
4. Drowning
5. Cutting
6. Cop
7. Jumping
8. Electrocution
POWER GAP
9001. Gas
9002. Train
9003. Traffic
POWER GAP
90004. Hanging
90005. Gun
POWER GAP
900007. Pills.

He just said the player was decent.

Cool it with the racism guys

As a native born Calgarian I highly disagree with this

Were you top or bottom?

I know. That is still too much

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Well done nailed it

The Canes were what got me into hockey when they first came down to Carolina. Considering I've lived in both Detroit and Columbus and live in New York now, I still root for the Canes above all.

Because women are the vast majority of television/cable/streaming service viewership and sports have been trying to attract them for years. Thats why the NFL and NCAA do breast cancer awareness. That's why ugly women get token positions on talkshows and game broadcasts.

If only every woman in the biz was as intelligent and pretty as Erin Andrews

Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do. Nigger.

baste toothpaste

Disgusting. Kill yourself

Jesus loves you

Is Greensboro a good venue for hockey?

The Canes should play some game there again.

Ted would bootyblast both these shit teams

>plays for NC
>wears Terran Republic colors

What did he mean by this?

What does that have to do with the melanoids?

if i scored a goal in the 'chel, my signature celly would be looking around the arena as I quiet the crowd down and then id dab

The Canes existed before the Blue Jackets, kiddo.

It is. The Colosseum holds more than PNC and that was where they played for a season while PNC was being built.

Pretty excited for the detective pikachu movie

I loved it when I was a kid, was heartbroken when they officially moved to Raleigh and I couldn't go see them anymore.

Detective Pikachu would be better with Danny Devito as the VA

not even him but what's your point lol, you ok?

Yeah but ash is a nigger

And I could have been watching their games during these playoffs, but I hardly have. The Hurricanes are nostalgic for me.

Yet it’s not ash and it’s clearly imploded it isn’t ash

I mean I'm from Greensboro but I don't remember seeing any hockey games there (I do know they have some national ice skating events there though). Would like to see Greensboro host some games again, if the fanbase is excited again it would be really fun to watch.

or like christopher walken

When I scored in middle school hockey I would Naruto run on my skates to piss off the other team.

fine, red

He seems like he has a lot of pent up anger

One is too many

Oh nonono

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>caring if a mexican loves you

peak autism

Ryan Reynolds is just too lively. Pikachu doesn't sound like a detective, and the contrast of a cute pokemon with a gruff old voice would be better suited for such a character.

im a jewish liberal hockey fan and this thread is hard to enjoy

I dont know, if your willing to go out via tylenol that takes some balls

what is he supposed to say?

A

This post makes me very happy

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or Ikue Otani

based

Welcome to /hoc/
Now get out.

Why would you move from Nassau to Canada?

>McIlhiney

Danny Devito in the 80s would have worked, but how old would that Pikachu have to be to sound like current Devito? Maybe I'm overthinking the logistics of talking Pokemon.

it's ok /hoc/ is run by /yanggang/

you must live in Toronto

you didn't have to add "liberal" after jewish, we know

im a straight white male who loves jerkin off and bustin nuts and loves pussy and loves hockey

Who the fuck is mc lovin?

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

based satan

FUCKING

as an anime loving volcel i absolutely love the islanders

A fictional character played by Christopher Mintz Plasse in Superbad

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warren foegele

I'm erect

secure the bag

It's no mc chicken that's for sure

As a jive talkin cotton picking nigger I love the canes

>that canes player unsuccessfully trying to start shit

lmao

Based lusty satan

im gay and the islanders are my favourite team

>Megadeth on an iPhone commercial

Strange times

I love junko!

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you want American money? sing the god damn song or we ship you and your work visa back to coldistan

I watched them there for their first couple seasons, it's actually a larger venue, but the GBO/WS area was nowhere as developed as it is now and the few locals that did care about hockey were bootyblasted about them booting out the Monarchs, so attendence usually sucked. Would probably be a lot better now.

Ive always thought the goat head is cringe. I don't fear Bahamut, I cringe with extreme pity on how edgy it tries to be

short answer? A.J. Mleczko, former USWNT member and 1998 Olympic gold medalist.

Long answer? Allison Jaime "A.J." Mleczko, former USWNT member and 2 time olympic medalist. She also played hockey at Harvard with Jennifer Botterill. Coincidentally, both work as commentators for the N.Y Islanders.

WORK HARD PLAY HARD

WE WORK HARD
WE PLAY HARD

for me? its working hard and playing hard

>TOOT
>TOOT
>TOOT

Hamilton and Foegle are turnover machines

based and checkpilled

/hoc/ and danganronpa? based

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Boomer Dougie has been looking worse and worse as the playoffs have gone on, think it's time to move him along.

Wow this thread is holy as fuck

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more like Dookie Hamilton

INCELANDERS BTFO

SCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

OH NO NO NO
TIME IS NOW TICKING ISLELS

HONK HONK

I thought the Islanders where good, what happen?

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

look up the word Bahamut
>then look up Baphomet

I'm not your librarian

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WILLY FROM AHO

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>incels

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BASED AF

Where is everybody?

is lehner hitting the fuckin bottle again wtf is this retard thinking

I feel like dougie would be better served if he moved to forward

WORK HARD SCAAAARRR HARD

Skar

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH CMON CANES, GET THE BROOMS

trying to get away with puck play like Roy

SCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SEPE THE FUVKING PLAYMAKER

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Imagine sweeping one round and getting swept the next

Super lucky but also based

>INCELS

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89 posters for 2 literally who teams on a wednesday night, pretty good desu

>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels

she cute. Chelan Skulski tier

Beating their meat

We sweep now

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Let him get a cup and then cut him. He's struggled.

Yikes!

Disavow, come on lads...

based canesboomer

seriously though, all of you sound like middle class dudes in their forties who have been bullied their entire lives, first at school, then at their job and then at home

>1 hockey game playing at the moment

What do you expect?

who Panthers/Canes/Hornets here?

>Hornets
cringe. imagine supporting that franchise of eternal mediocrity

oh ononononononononno dood long island? lmao bruh i cant even right now doe bruh

Panthers/Canes/NCSU

late but BASED WILLIAMS

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Imagine getting swept in two consecutive rounds!

Reporting in

Yeah.. see,I don't care enough about the guy to properly find out how to spell his name. But you knew exactly who I meant anyways so fuck yourself and kys

>hornets
yikes

New when

Based boomer video.

Imagine how good Slavin would be if he wasn't having to constantly cover for Dougie's shenanigans

I play as the panthers in NFL Blitz does that count

return to hoc

>110 fucking dB

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what happened to all the cucklander fans on here?

SWEEEET CAROLINE
>UH
>UH
>OH

cringe

For me, it's
'Canes / Checkers / literally who

So this is the power of the american mutt

>SO GOOD
>SO GOOD
>SO GOOD

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Sweet coraline
go
go
home

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Based and NCpilled

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RETURN OF THE MACK

>refs refuse to call a penalty on the islanders

once again

They're not calling anything on anyone right now

Nigger an average Canadian stadium in the playoffs is at Krakatoa levels

No bully.
They are a far more honorable foe than the Capitals ever were.

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Too big/slow and probably just old enough to not be able to adapt. He hasn't shown the same grit and determination as the rest of the team, either, which is indefensible when you're a fucking tank.

Agreed. I am from NC and I fucking hate that song.

dB means dumb hillBillys

note the top category

canes fan but based

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ISLELS

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>islanders allowed to hook with no repercussions

Probably, dude just clearly doesn't play with the toughness you expect from a d-man. When Nelson posted Mac's mask Dougie should've planted him into the 3rd row.

>coulda pulled him at 2:30
>they kill a minute and you finally get him off
why are coaches so fucking dumb, incels had literally like 20sec of zone time and didn't pull him.

TWIST
AND
SHOUT

All game lad

imagine being a grown man named dougie

RIP ISLELS
RIP ISLELS
RIP ISLELS
BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ISLELS

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Nigga when we start shooting the levels are at the gunshot level

SCCAAAAARRRRRR

GG islets

BLOOOOOOWN THE FUCKKKKK OUTTTTTTTT

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>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
WOOOOOOOOO

this aged poorly

>that close up on Lou
ayy lmao

SWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEP

>leleleleleners

GG, island fellas

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AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Trotz is a bald fraud

STOP STOP, THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD!

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

what? islanders coulda had 6 on 5 with 2:30 left.
instead they lose a whole minute and concede 2 more lmao

pulling the goalie doesn't work at all
it is like 1-2 empty netters every time
why do the teams still do that?

OHHHHHH NO NO NO

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>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
>incels
AHOOOOOOOOOO

SWEEP SOON
W
E
E
P

S
O
O
N

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

imagine sweeping then getting swept lol

t. retarded casual nigger

>american education

embarrassing post my guy

Brock Nelson is a fucking faggot. Imagine patting the head of the goalie that you are down 0-2, and your goal only TIED the game.

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TUNA

I feel like I know her

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