300 IQ footy

300 IQ footy

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i can't even celebrate the win because of this

that is at least 350 IQ

I wonder why nobody actually takes the pace babbies, puts them in a corner with a special teacher and trains them on how to shoot on goal.
Name one pace babby of the past 10 years that is an absolutely ruthless killer when it comes to poaching.

The tie isn’t over because of this fucking brainlet.

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Dembelel was just making sure Barca won't get complacent in the 2nd leg.

They tried but Dembele literally skips practice.

>that Messi collapse

Lol Messi must feel so shit having to acknowledge the fact that every other footballer is a waste of space compared to him.

Like when a 200 IQ individual tries to have conversations with normal people and they're all slobbering retards by comparison.

mbappe seems pretty good. but he is mixed. the white genes must be uping his IQ

sterling

piqué would've scored

I thought that's what Eto'o was. He was pretty pacey.

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so, are you telling me that we can win against France and Belgium if we put some fast winger/defender that actually break both legs of these pace baby niggers if they pass through them because they cant do shit besides running and crossing from the sides of the pitch???
wait a minute mexico, you're a fucking genius !!!

this, fucking pissed me off and i could see messi was pissed too

Yeah probably the best answer tbqh

that's what Pep does

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>when you skip training to play fortnite

well if you are 160+ iq and have sex with normies its basically beastiality

GODbele is just playing 9D chess you unironically just aren’t seeing the big picture here

>George Weah wins the balloon door after a 7 goal season in THE farmers league
Heh, nothing personnel

Nice guy Dembele giving Liverpool a chance in the return leg

>Name one pace babby of the past 10 years that is an absolutely ruthless killer when it comes to poaching.
Raheem Sterling is now he's been guided by Pep.

France won the world cup and you need to finally accept it

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>give assist to vidal
>he passes the ball back to you instead of shooting, rival intercepts it
>give assist to suarez
>he passes the ball back to you instead of shooting, rival intercepts it
>give assist to dembele
>lol
This happens several times every game, it's fucking unreal.

This season he's been better but his decision making is still questionable and was laughable during the WC

Too bad. He should have just dribbled around Allison, would have been hilarious too.

Yup and it happens even more so when he's playing with donkeys like Higuain in Argie colors. If only Messi could pass to himself.

>Messi draws ALL THREE DEFENDERS
>Leaves a sitter for the youngin'
>DemBOTTLESIT

I wonder what Messi said to him after the match?

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>white
he is mixed of arab and black, m80

If anything that's the proof that soccer is dead. That same NT wouldn't get past group stage in 2006.

dembele is the death of football

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underrated

>If only Messi could pass to himself.

Hazard can.
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>soccer is dead
>Calling it soccer
2006 was one of the worst WCs btw in terms of team quality.

THIS
300 IQ confirmed

He fucked up a similar chance few minutes before that also.

>against hungary
yep that sums up hazards career

That was Suareth, and then he got subbed out, and Dumbele does the exact same thing. Should have ended 5-0

someone post vidal's

>2006
>not the world cup with the worst level of play in recent times

dat Mane run back tho

is he roided?

no just pacey black man

>nobody talking about the 3 defenders that just lost all their working braincella in Messi's presence

Left a bad taste in my mouth too

I'm still mad at this

>Tfw this comes back to haunt >us when Liverpool win 4-0 next week

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It was the fault of the guy who got in his way. Don't (you) me.

The sad thing here is that Pique would have actually scored

Its Roma all over again

Messi must have been feeling like he was playing for Argentina again.
Except this team can actually win, I guess.

Pique doesn't actually know how to kick a football they just hire him because he's tall

You clearly don't watch lots of Barca games.
Pique scores lots of goals for a CB.

I mean...it worked, didn't it? They depend on Demeble being shit, so as long as you prevent Messi from doing anything you're fine.

why has nobody else pointed this out

Shudder to think what will become of Barca after Messi retires. Probably become what Utd. is right now, but for the moment, going to enjoy the GOAT goating it up and making average players look far better than they actually are.

that's just Messi on stilts

Based

This actually true lol

dumbele, what do you expect?

Take a second and look at the defenders in that clip. All three jump and Messi and slip.
Dumbele wasted a PERFECT opportunity.

*at Messi

>literally the most refballed WC ever

>mbappe
>the white genes
m8...

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belgium doesnt have pace babies though, just get better at the game lol

Dumbele isn't quite Jeffrey Schlupp

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How so? It was literally the least refballed WC cause of VAR

post the one where salah had a clear chance to score and slammed it into the post

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found it here

Lukaku will not miss from that position

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>300 IQ Footy
>Playing a DM in the forward line
I can't believe Liverpool didn't score lads, it's mad!

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kek

It just blows my mind that this happens on the highest level of most popular sport in the world to a guy who gets paid millions each month.

How is it possible to fuck up this badly?

Getting paid lots of money doesnt make you immune to mistakes

>yfw liverpool wins 4-0 at home.

It could very well happen with how dodgy Barca looked in defense today. Dembele would then be sold in the summer.

>When you go from playing with Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Henry, Villa, Ibra to....Ousmane Dembele and Coutinho

Messi is truly the GOAT

he's not a good finisher nor a quick thinker, he wasn't expecting the ball to come back

m8 i would have buried that ball into the net.

do you never see your agueros and kanes miss literal tap-ins?

Someone explain to me how that became the liverpool goalkeeper kit

it's supposed to be distracting at penalties

>what is 2002

Imagine Liverpool winning 4-0 in the next fixture. Can you imagine this stupid niggers shame?

Pique wasn't offside. If you're going to be a dumb negro just play him.

Bale
Aubameyang
Mbappe
Vardy

>that dive
holy fuck

Messi, Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldo, Robben

All amongst the fastest 10 players in the world in their prime and were great finishers

And George Weah

Glenn Hoddle says he was based and that matters

How has Thierry Henry not been mentioned yet?

terry henry is white lad

Henry. Eto. Obamayang.

>Aubameyang
I admit I've never seen him play that much at Dortmund but he's been an awful finisher at Arsenal, don't let his goal stats fool you.

JUST

that defending lel

>wake up this morning
>still annoyed it wasn't 4-0

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this

I've been imagining how elite Barcelona would be if they had just taken the 250 million euros they wasted on Dembele and Coutinho and overspent on Hazard instead.

Kaka

Kaka wasn't a finisher. He had that one season where he scored 10 goals in the CL but his goals were all beautiful, not the usual pace babby goals

I honestly didn't expect the ref to allow barca to counterattack at that timer, thought it would be over after liverpool failed their last attempt. But then they moved on and that shit happened, goddamn Dembelel was fucking useless

Talk about farmers league oh my fuck

Judeo-Brazilian detected

I always thought 2006 was the most stacked WC ever. Name 1 top nation that had a bad squad

That’s not how leaders think. Sure he acknowledges other’s inferiority, but doesn’t hold it against his crew and tries his best to elevate the team. I bet you’re the type of bloke that starts to squeal like a pig the moment your teammate makes a slightest mistake.

Niggers are useless.

sad thing is if you posted this on twitter you would get called racist

4D football

no they're not
they're just not good at shooting that's all