You'll live to see Messi and Ronaldo die

>You'll live to see Messi and Ronaldo die

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can’t wait

not really, Zoomer.

kys btw

I think not.

t: 30 to fat, heavy smoker and semi alcoholic

yeah hopefully it won't be too long
messi might outlive all of us though

I'm 23 and smoke cigarettes so maybe not

Kek. Keep coping. They have enough money to pay for teen blood to live past 105

They’re only a few years older than me and they’re both in unbelievable shape.

Literally me except a raging alcoholic

>that statement on a board full of overweight greaselords
Are you planning something, Pierre?

>tfw there's a real chance you might die before Messi and Ronaldo

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>Ronaldo dies
>Cristianinho carries on his legacy

>Messi dies
>Autistic beta kids
>Forgotten within 10 years

Think about it, would people talk about Maradona if he didnt do cocaine? Would people talk about Pelé if he didnt make retarded statements every 2 weeks? These players will be forgotten, all of them, except Ronaldo

>>Ronaldo dies
>>Cristianinho carries on his legacy
Tell me the name of Maldini's dad

they won't die they'll go transhuman

Maldini

Not if I kill myself first

based

I'll hang myself before 30. Ian Curtis was right when he didn't want to live past 30, and he was a famous musician. Life then is even more grim for the average office slave

edgy

lmao when you reach 30 you'll say the same things about being 35.
Just do it

>defender
Yeah, no one cares

Ian Curtis wasn't exactly famous when he hanged himself. He was just popular in his little circle.

Only if you're ugly

don't mind me, just wanted to check something

>athlete spends their entire life getting fit and living a healthy lifestyle
>i'm a lazy neet who will outlive them both
Have you taken the burgerpill yet bros?

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>office slave
you're there voluntarily, and you get paid.

my 30s are going to be my peak

w er

good screw ronaldo and messi

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he's is only good because CR fucked a brazillian sheboon on roids, so at like 10 years old he's already 5'7 and probably wont get any taller

footballers RARELY ever have successful children, and even if their children break first team football, they NEVER reach the heights their parents did

God I hope not

and Casillas

Bosnian demographics leveling

That’s what you think

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Probably not. They're like 8 years older than me and in infinitely better shape.