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T. Rapist

I'll get the first round lads

Isn't liverpool the worst kind of opponent for Barca?
A team that presses effectively and furiously while being physical is something Barcelona have had trouble dealing with.They literally crumbled under both manure and levantes shitty press and got away due to luck.

They're also in excellent form while barca look shakey. They almost conceded to relagation fodder.

I’m wagecucking until half time. Feels bad

Anything
But
Levante

At his place mate, but appreciate the offer

Good thing for Barça they get to play at Camp Nou tonight then

Liverpool are in excellent form because they steamrolled Huddersfield 3 days ago?

I know none of my mates will want to go watch it in some bar or pub so I'll just watch it at home.

Considering barca could'nt steamroll their relegation fodder, they're at least in better shape than them.

Anywhere but Luton

You are aware Barcelona used their C team in that match, yes

Anyone but Lionel

>the A team minus Messi for 45 minutes is the C team

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Thought he meant the match against Huesca lol

stay comfy user

Can I watch with you instead?

Where do you live desu?

hopefully barca shuts these retards up

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It sucks cause there's this Irish pub near where I live that I know would be a kickass place to watch a match like this since it always has great atmosphere, even if we'd probably be the only Barça supporters among a gigantic crowd of british tourists and expats. Maybe I can convince them to go there if Barça gets to the final.

>madrid are absolute shite
Well he's not wrong about that

hopefully you go back

Hopefully you CraKKKas commit suicide after liverpool rapes barca.

Papa johns or Chinese for the match?

In a pub in Liverpool. I am a United fan and the two guys I am going with are Everton fans though.

no doubt they'll be getting the drinks in
bitter all round?

Hopefully you'll catch some nasty infection from having too much fecal matter piling up on your streets.

They're mostly apathetic at this point I think.

I hope liverpool fans create a riot and a stampede killing a lot of people.

They're more adept at stampeding themselves to death though.

Or even you can ask them again for the return leg of the semi. Why do they want to stay home, are they worried some fat scouser going to push them into a fountain?

Why are you so angry all the time mate?

Just an act.

They're not that interested in footy and they're lazy
We used to at least gather to watch clasicos but even that is getting harder to do

I don't understand, you people hate r*ddit, but also go there and read their comments all the time.

I actually hate ABRs. Why cant they just exist. Reddit never talks about Yea Forums. Were obsessed

Aitor Bacuna Llorente

i'll be wagecucking through it
i sit in a corner though so i can just pretend to click on shit and look focused but watch the game

0 x 2 LIV

Mané and Salah goals

Anyone wanna come mine to watch? No gayness I swear just some Coors light cans and spicy sausage anti pasti selection

which pub lad, can i join you? :^)

...where do you live?

Ajax Barcelona Liverpool

North Dublin. You close?

Nah, Limerick. Oh well, enjoy the anti pasti, I will be tucking into some serano ham and bread myself.

I'll get a train mate. I can be down there by six? I'll bring the sausage.

You're not a gay are ya?

Not gay. Not sure how I feel about a stranger being so eager to watch a match with me.
Where would you stay after the match?

Put me in a screencap

What?

I'll stay in a hotel or get a train back.

Trust me, no homo

r u me

>Trust me, no homo

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[email protected]
Send me pics

Itll be a great match no matter who wins and goes to finale.

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Damn man. I don't know. Maybe next week?

Barca have not got a hope in hell. If this was the second leg Id say 4-1 Liverpool but let's say 2-1 Liverpool.

Irish matey wants to pound ya tight little ginger Irish arsehole, stay safe gents x x x

No no today is perfect
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The George has their own rugby team now too, ask me what they're called

what are they called

>being this delusional

Leo magic tonight, Lpool gonna lose three matches in a season and still be trophyhless, beauty
Fags?

You wanna come here instead?

Saves me transporting the spicy sausage

>being this Spanish
>being so loco tomorrow
>being depressed nibbling on olives

>minus messi.

so yes C team

Sure. When you say North Dublin, is it some pure dodgy neighborhood?

lies.
living in poo lands and ronaldo getting eliminated while messi is on fast course to win 6th balon d'or is making you assblasted
right?

why are you egoing him.
just let the gay man come

Which pub la?

Liverpool are like the starks and Barca are the Lannisters. City is night king.

I'll be in a pub in Liverpool. Offering straighteners to any Yea Forums nerds who wanna get their head panned in

I dont watch the show which club is the midget girl that teleports?

cringe, shut the fuck up

Not accurate whatsoever.

I am going with my friend, there is a place that offers half meter long cevapi,after we are well fed we will go watch it probably at the betting place

This game will be shit.
>Barca is just pure, plain, 100% shit outside of Messi. No gameplan whatsoever
>Liverpoo since buying the DUTCH WALL plays like a sissy fag but this time they wont be facing Bayern or Oporto so no chance to exploit weak teams
0-0 all over it. 1-1 if you're lucky. Its only being "hyped" so much because journalists know football is getting more and more boring so they pretend Barca is the same team that was coached by Guardiola and Liverpoo still plays attractive football because they've beated Huderssfield by 7 goals

Save this post for after the game

Leicester, Sadly

One double please la

there will be no goals
yes, i said it
dubs confirm

No need to be jealous of good Footie mate

R u high m8? Smokin all that decriminalised H? X

Na it's ok mate come along

No I am just an ABL trying to jinx them.

who /nervous/ here? won't stop being anxious until I smoke a joint after the match

No team plays good football in Europe. The closest you get is Man City

I'm neutral but looking forward to either ABL or anti Messi seething/celebration depending which way it goes. Hope somebody gets btfo tonight

Looks like you're in for a winner tonight then no matter what.

Wana come around mine? Where you at

Are you a rapist or just lonely? You seem to be asking a lot of people here.

You can't come around sorry you probably smell funny

Liverpool are going to body them early with the gegenpress. 3-0 up by half time. 4-1 final score.

0-0 at anfield

but pajeets also like messi

Going the Rileys in Bootle la

fucking kek
curryman BTFO

This. Reddit lives rent free here

North Dublin and sorry mate I can't come round, I already promised to watch it with someone else and the beer is in the fridge right now so

Mate I'm also north Dublin where you at I'll come? I'll being beers myself (also the sausage but that's optional)

Let me know mate

Never mind him m8

you can come around mine

lets go broncos lets go

Comfortable 4-0 for Barca tonight.

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barcelona are old and slow, they will not be able to handle the pressing and speed of liverpool

1-1 messi firmino

think liverpool are going to play somewhat conservatively, and fabinho-wijnaldum-henderson will be able to control the midfield and will neutralize coutinho in particular. whoever plays rb today (trent or gomez) will have problems with dembele, and he'll assist messi. firmino to score on a counterattack. pique and van dijk to have individually great games.

Cool where you at you want sausage?

youtu.be/4ZsRetdBRFc

Could a kind soul help a friend in need out? I have to find some way to stream the game but I just can't find one so if anyone could provide a link, I would be forever grateful!

footybite
redditsoccercity

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For me, it's beer and spicy sausage

thanks but footybite seems to not work

Madrid is irrelevant for now, but they have too much money and prestige to remain this way for long.

In regards to City, they have underperformed on the largest stage, but they will win the EPL again.

reddit.com/r/redditsoccercity/

Youpit have the best streams and have twitch chat alongside

>muh liverpool pressing

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anyone wanna come around mine lads?

If I were you, I'd be a bit careful with 's sausage.

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>muh barca passing

any place but los angeles

someone earlier sadi that Firmino is not gonna play

>el slipassico

what the fuck do I do for the next 2 hours?

1 hour till streams start the pre game so theres always that

read a book mutt

Australian Baseball League

*teleports behind you*
*heads ball into the net*

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Recommend me a book then, Pedro

Read Siege

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today is a holiday so I'm waching it at home

Capitalist Realism: Is There No Alternative?

>cam on man mountain

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Wheres the second video of the tourist getting chucked in the fountain. Ive only seen the Mr. Miyagi one

Fucking that's grim I'd never do that with my spicy sausage

simply refer to the guide

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Where my limerick lad at ? I'm here come collect me