Today's schedule (GMT): >10am John Higgins vs Neil Robertson (4-4) Gary Wilson vs Ali Carter (9-7) >2:30pm David Gilbert vs Kyren Wilson (10-6) Judd Trump vs Stephen Maguire (7-1) >7pm John Higgins vs Neil Robertson (4-4) Judd Trump vs Stephen Maguire (7-1)
I'd like to watch that, autistic safety snooker is the best snooker. But eurosport has Carter vs Wilson...
Grayson Rivera
absolute G R A N I T E
Luis Cooper
Neils long potting is outrageous
Adrian Bell
NAWTY
Noah Collins
Larceny.
David Cruz
Anyone ever go for a kiss and get shot down on a third date (from tinder) or did i make history as the first person ever to do so last night?
Logan Ortiz
Pretty funny to realise how many more titles robbo would of had if he didn't love WoW so much. Hes pretty much the best player there is right now
Nathan Evans
it's no surprise, he imbued his cue with a Potion Of The Sniper that his raid leader brewed last night, which when applied gives a +5 bonus to Long Pots.
Isaiah Roberts
Don't worry, there are plenty of girls leading on men for free meals on tinder.
Jose Gonzalez
No of course not. At least you went for it and know now.
Camden Barnes
GWAN WILSON
Adam Perry
>and he’s just missed the kiss >and left him self with no chance of potting tonight
Hey, bowlcut's friend is in the crowd, but no bowlcut
Eli Rogers
El Capitan? More El Reclutar :D
Jayden Thompson
Ali isn't even seething anymore, he just looks crestfallen
Liam Morgan
GWAN A R Y
Jack Watson
based Tyne Elf is almost in the Semi's
Isaiah Walker
best wc by far in recent years (dont even mention Bing or Lelby's first please)
Lincoln Kelly
should the WC be held on summerset isles next year if gary wins the whole thing?
Jack Price
Gary has been playing really well the entire tournament desu.
Nathaniel Martinez
Muh cushions
Adam Brooks
Why can't squirrels be pets? Feed a whole bunch in the back garden
Logan Hall
They can
Juan Jenkins
Open your mind
Juan Johnson
Nothing is stopping you. People keep rats as pets and squirrels are just cuter, tree climbing rats.
Nicholas Richardson
Considering Snooker is such a slow sport, I've missed a couple of days of action but feel totally out of the loop. RIP Baz, his HawkStalker will be gutted.
l-lads what's happening, I haven't been able to watch the snooker this morning...
Christian Young
What could it be, I wonder
Adrian Richardson
Wilson crushed Carter, Higgins and Robertson are torturing each other
Anthony Wilson
I feel uncomfortable how this mid interval quiz show is a room full of middle class white males
Julian Smith
probably something boring like a new Chinese or UAE sponsor
"champagne moment" is such a Barry Hearn expression
Benjamin Bell
I could listen to this mid-session interval music for hours, it's quite the banger
Juan James
>intermission music >no 'Sweet Caroline' for 2 days
What is going on Mr. DJ?
Landon Stewart
Honestly think the crucible as a venue is heavily overrated
Should move the WC 2bh
Elijah Williams
>tinder >going for a nawty kiss on the first date >irish republic of the true church you're teasing the Lord, m8
Christian Jenkins
>interval music isn't Snooker Loopy they're missing a trick there
Hudson Wilson
You can have too much of a good thing lad
Carson Cruz
*third date
Colton Gonzalez
Higgins a cute
Josiah Baker
Some interesting names on the entry list for this years Q-School including Mark Allen's wife's son lol. Record number of teenagers and nationalities also but of course snooker is dying.
Hudson Adams
damn, Wilson in the semis. did he play granite snooker or did Carter implode?
Christopher Stewart
both
Jaxon Thomas
There's this great tune they play on the red button coverage when showing players stats and stuff, it sounds like something off one of the menus on Gran Turismo
Luke Moore
Deserved victory desu
John Lee
PMQs on bbc2 instead of snooker. the state of the United Kingdom.
Evan Reyes
want to fluff and scritch this lil dude
Carter Lopez
imagine not just buying eurosport player to avoid shitty streams
Cooper Perez
Casuals in this thread were laughing at me bc I said how Brecel wasn’t a mug but they were like ‘omg losing to Wilson Xddd’
They weren’t here all season tho
Isaiah Jenkins
Imaging not just buying IPTV for 10 euro a month with every channel in the world on it
Mason James
It'll be back on BBC2 in 10 minutes.
Joseph Smith
Evening session is covered for about one hour on bbc2. Fucking pointless
Carson Cooper
money's too tight to mention this month, lad.
Jace Myers
Finland's brave player, either Hull or the other guy who is in this year, can face NG on the second round if I understood correctly from the eurosport commentator.
Played extremely well this last session.
Lincoln Garcia
>tfw there was a Eurosport UK stream that worked all along and all I had to do was disable the adblocker.
Brayden Harris
kek I only pay 1 euro
Jayden Hernandez
State of this snooker
Carter Wood
Month just started today. how fuck you broke already?
Ian Ross
just trying to save some atm.
Isaac Sanders
When’s Ronnie playing lads
Gabriel Morales
PERHAPS I OUGHTA CHALK IT
Jeremiah Flores
THE RIG IS IN
Camden Rogers
>Lizardmanbritanon is somewhere in this thread, typing amongst us with his pale old man lizard hands
when I used to play as a kid in the clubs, the coach there always said that saliva works better than chalk, so we'd lick the tip of the cue and desu it was gross but effective.
Adrian Cook
Did you his tip as well???
Isaiah Rodriguez
I always think its weird the spider and the rest etc seem to slip around on the cloth when they are cueing. Seems like they should have little felt feet or something.
But he's a young up and coming Chinese player which is exactly what we need right now to freshen the game up.
Henry Richardson
Just the inane prattle he comes out with, along with always pointing out the obvious. Never seems to have anything of merit to actually add to the game.
At least Morphy comes out with some anecdotes
Mason Bell
>tfw no more Noel's House Party, Gladiators, Big Break saturday nights
telly is fucking shite nowadays
Blake Sanders
if the final is trump vs higgins, i'm rooting for higgins lmao
Is Murphy commentating on every fucking match this year? Cannot stand this fat smug fucking cunt.
He's been shit all season and Robertson annihilated him. What gives him the right to judge the play of others? Same goes for Virgo, one fucking UK championship was all he ever won.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK MURPHY
Wyatt Gutierrez
Get a BBC stream.
Logan Wright
Dan pls.
Ian Moore
but think of the loicense
Oliver Peterson
not signing your petition mate
Connor Scott
im just happy neal foulds is gone
Michael Allen
Link pls?
Kayden Miller
Search "bbc github hls" and thank me later
Colton Green
>one fucking UK championship was all he ever won
when it was a non ranking tournament, lmao 0 ranking tournaments won
Dominic Wright
STOP BULLYING JV
Gavin King
Even more hilarious, TV camermen were on strike at the time so there is no footage of it
Jonathan Lewis
Anyone got a synopsis of uncle Baz's champagne moment?
Aaron Bell
Wish Ronnie was playing instead of one of these mugs.
Cameron Hughes
>There's more prize money now than there was before >Slow players BTFO that's about it
Julian Howard
>so helen, I shit myself when ronnie lost early >weather turned crap which is great for tv ratings >fuck the olympics
Sebastian Martin
koiren mate how many chances do you need you shithouse
Camden Reyes
Imagine getting Hazel's name wrong. Is Barry, dare I say, going senile?
£1,000,000 prize to be shared by all players who score a 147
Jimmy White is returning
Henry Nguyen
>Murphy is a good commentator
James Allen
That only triggers one seething scot, everyone else agrees with it
Benjamin Reed
MAGNETS
Caleb Edwards
>Where's the white ball going
Nolan Russell
That vegan woman is there again lads
Jordan Jackson
>£1,000,000 prize to be shared by all players who score a 147 Only if 147s are made by 20 different players in a season which has never happened before, its a bit like the home nations £1m prize in that they'll never have to pay it.
Luis Scott
She never left and is entirely subsisting on her urine bottle.
William Morgan
Jimmy White never left. He went out in qualifying round 2 this year to Ali Carter
what is it about koiren's face that's so dislikable lads?
Ryder Bailey
No way the players won't try to fix this with tempting break offs and shot that don't shit up the frame
Carson Fisher
Imagine being good at Snooker but the only lads you can practice with are Ebdon and McCleod
Camden Cox
ffs gilbo can't pot a ball
Nolan Jenkins
Can they both just lose?
Charles Bennett
I couldn't make it work now, but I'll try later, thanks anyway. I finally managed to find a stream, btw.
Jonathan Price
Has anyone else noticed how creaky the seats are in the commentary box this year
Wasn't sure if it was just JV and Morph blowing off all the time
Anthony Green
Love a bit of Steve Davis
Kevin Flores
>tfw snooker is impossible to play for laymen (unlike pool) but is also the only sport where pros sometimes look like amateurs and can't pot a ball.
Blake Jenkins
which bit?
Eli Hill
>rerack
god this is shit
Joseph Turner
Droopy eyes.
Jonathan Wright
voice and his old ginger nut
Anthony Smith
I'm ambivalent towards him.
Austin Sanchez
It's not impossible though, people just don't bother practicing their cueing.
Michael Miller
This is piss poor
Jordan Baker
If (when) Trump wins in this session, what do they do on the table he would have occupied? Just bring another match forward?
Lincoln Jenkins
Trump is going to finish this in 2 sessions
Jack Thomas
Evening session will just be Higgins/Robertson
Jeremiah Gray
Gilbert has gone to bits, he's scared to even attempt a pot
Lincoln Myers
Judd Trump is a very, very good snooker player
Nathaniel Cox
Why does Wilson rub his life cue before a pot then do a stomping dance with his legs
Jeremiah Bell
they should play on both tables at once, two games, Robertson breaking on one table, Higgins the other and they take turns on alternating tables
Nathan Anderson
OLD GILLL
Logan Moore
Shame that Higgins and Robertson are playing each other so early whilst we have literal jobbers like Wilson and Gilbert with a good chance of progressing
Connor Hughes
>player that can pot but can't control the cue ball for shit >play that can control the cue ball but can't pot for shit makes for a truly horrendous match
Kayden Miller
Wew, just woke up from a cheeky nap lads.
Joseph Murphy
like a chess simul underrated idea
Xavier Robinson
>player that can pot but can't control the cue ball for shit """Young""" talented Chinese player 101
losers should be punished by entertaining the crowd and playing simuls against a pre-chosen number of spectators.
Lucas Foster
Just werks for me in linux with mpv player, but for windows i don't know what voodoo magic is needed to get hls streams working in vlc. It's the actual BBC streams but without needing to login and see Graham Norton's or Fry's fat face
Charles Turner
>he doesn't use SightRight Patented Snooker Coaching method Never gonna make it
If Un-Nooh sorts out his tactical / safety game when he gets back to Thailand he'll be a much stronger contender next year, no doubt Dennis Taylor will describe him as "very promising young chinese player" in future
Cameron Hughes
Gotta be the white supremacist for me, it's the only logical position for a European country seeking to preserve its culture and identity.
Isaac Carter
Snooker is a white supremacist sport. Notice how the white ball is the most important and how it smacks around the other colours? The cue is the Jew man's nose.
Tyler Martinez
What is they are both trying to lose because the Mafia took their families hostage?
Gilbert is lucky koirens so shite could easily be level pegging by now
Mason Adams
white abolitionist also, keep /pol/ out of here pls Ali
Jace Ward
he's got the cue ball control of Lisowski after a night clubbing with Judd
Ryan Hall
Rack it again lads
Christian Gonzalez
yikes. but agree /147/ is comfy rules (no racisim) Jokes about Ali Carter are still permitted
Jonathan James
Gilbert is so going to throw this away. could be the last straw for me in this WSC lads. I can't bear kyren's shoes and mannerisms in a best of 33 match.
Noah Ross
What did Ali Carter do?
Alexander Hernandez
Lose against Gazza
Wyatt Clark
Be a manlet
Landon Peterson
has anyone ever potted 3 reds in one shot?
Gavin Sanchez
Fail to secure the existence of his people and a future for his white children
Brandon Richardson
black in the pocket rerack
Zachary Nguyen
finally succumbed to cancer
Angel Long
kylo isn’t ready to win a tournament
Kayden Hill
what the fuck was that
Caleb Robinson
He's already won 3
Austin Bennett
CAN'T RETIRE THE MAGUIRE
Landon Powell
Really need to clamp down on Betting sponsorships like they ddi with cigarettes.
Eli White
Who else would sponsor snooker though?
Nathan Hall
SEETHING STEPHEN
Leo Morales
Booze and banks
Lincoln Hughes
/147/
Joshua King
short term loans and drink are way more damaging than gambling.
David Diaz
I thought booze was under similar restrictions as fags? Although I'm just basing that on not having seen them sponsor football teams in ages.
Caleb Russell
Seething upset Kylel is pretty funny ngl
Tyler Cruz
Whataboutism isn't a reason for keeping something. They shouldn't be sponsorshiping shit either.
Nicholas Fisher
It never gets old.
Gavin Wood
Taom could sponsor snooker with their chalk billions
Wyatt Jackson
GWAN GILBERTO!
Camden Mitchell
How kekren has managed to not win the session is beyond me
Jace Adams
He used to be a bit more composed, did Ebdon finally rub off on him?
Brody Cook
>tfw can't watch the evening session
Dominic Russell
Might be due to having shared the arena with Carter and Maguire also.
Jaxon Mitchell
Barry is dying. Show some respect
Lincoln Taylor
How long has David Gilbert been a pro, and how many ranking titles did he win in that period?
YEEEEEEEEES. GET FUCKED KYREN. YOU LOST TO AN UTTER JOBBER.
Asher Brown
yesss, loafer boy is out.
Jason Robinson
GWAN GILBERTO!
Isaiah Green
I don't hate Kyren I just like Gilb
Nolan Reed
happy for Gilbert, hope he surprises everyone, but really, no matter who wins tonight is going to rip him apart.
Jordan Parker
I missed the end of the frame because my stream shit the bed, glad that Gilbo won.
James Parker
>Gilbert going in for a kiss with Hazel /ourboy/
Mason Campbell
>David Gilbert: >Lost in the final of the World Open to Mark Williams >Lost in the final of the Paul Hunter Classic to Kyren Wilson >Lost in the final of the International Championship to John Higgins Taking out his enemies one by one