/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Day Twelve

Today's schedule (GMT):
>10am
John Higgins vs Neil Robertson (4-4)
Gary Wilson vs Ali Carter (9-7)
>2:30pm
David Gilbert vs Kyren Wilson (10-6)
Judd Trump vs Stephen Maguire (7-1)
>7pm
John Higgins vs Neil Robertson (4-4)
Judd Trump vs Stephen Maguire (7-1)

All matches are best of 25 frames

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Other urls found in this thread:

giniko.com/watch.php?id=190
snooker-online.ru/
youtube.com/watch?v=3qAAJ1kJY10
youtu.be/A2g6D6Ki_-Y?t=11
change.org/p/bbc-remove-shaun-murphy-from-the-bbc-snooker-commentary-punditry-team
snookerhq.com/2019/05/01/barry-hearn-announces-million-pounds-pot-147-breaks/
twitter.com/barnor_hesse
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Robertson better win

Second for krazy koiren komeback

morning lads, looking forward to Gary Wilson in semi-final today

Maguire's gonna make a huge comeback lads

El Capitano Loco is going to put up a good fight.

I can feel it

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I'm ready.

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Trump v Higgins final. Guaranteed.

Gilbert played great last night. Got a feeling Kyren will make a comeback though as pressure gets to Gilbo.

>Trump v Higgins final. Guaranteed.

In that case Higgins will win as he has the mental fortitude. Unless Trump dials up the nawty levels to the extreme.

1st for power ZONE

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Morning lads, ready for Gilbo's domination.

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He's Scottish granite m8

Morning chaps, gwan Neil

Hope autistic robbo is sent packing today

>misses easy black

any stream lads?

>comfy day off
>quarter finals
>tfw

Hello
Good post
Bad post

Me too lad, me too.

giniko.com/watch.php?id=190

If a shot takes like 3 or 4 attempts it doesn't deserve a clap.

You'll clap when John Virgo bloody well tells you to

Neil is just trolling John here.

JV very much the yellow ball of snooker commentary

Gary off to a good start.

This is some serious high quality safety exchange

Do I have to take that personally now?

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This Riley O'Sullivan cue is nearly £2000 in Argos.

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brehs

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>tfw no 2/10 snooker gf
Why live

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Fucks sake, Neil.

>ywn experience this
I didn't need these feels desu

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whats going on in the kyren match?

Kyren isn't playing right now

Who /snooker loopy/ here?

What a fucking fluke

At all time mate

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fuck I love this autism-off

Someone do an ali carter brexit verse please

Oh ffs Riggins mate what you doin

This is top tier match fixing here

>Jan refballing it for Carter
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking hell Sean Morphy is absolutely insufferable.

*tells you a stupud anecdote*

All these flukes

seething ali

El Capitano is a lil bit mad.

I miss Barry.

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Just switched to Eurosport for the first time as I’ve just got sky.

Immediately into adverts. Mega uncomfy.

What sort of adverts do they have on Eurosport in Britain? Here it's 100% online casinos and betting.

State of Higgins and all these fouls.

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Best safety and match play la

tfw no advertisements on eursport player table streams
the main feed has them though

There now showing a reply of ronnies 147 even though there’s a game on. I’m seething.

Betting with the usual rubbish

Robbo vs higgins still slow as hell?
How is /oursperg/ playing?

Shaun's now trying to steal JV's catchphrases. What the hell is his problem.

It's one and a half hours into the session and they have finished one frame. Been a proper autism-off so far.

wew

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haha benis

I'd like to watch that, autistic safety snooker is the best snooker. But eurosport has Carter vs Wilson...

absolute
G R A N I T E

Neils long potting is outrageous

NAWTY

Larceny.

Anyone ever go for a kiss and get shot down on a third date (from tinder) or did i make history as the first person ever to do so last night?

Pretty funny to realise how many more titles robbo would of had if he didn't love WoW so much.
Hes pretty much the best player there is right now

it's no surprise, he imbued his cue with a Potion Of The Sniper that his raid leader brewed last night, which when applied gives a +5 bonus to Long Pots.

Don't worry, there are plenty of girls leading on men for free meals on tinder.

No of course not. At least you went for it and know now.

GWAN WILSON

>and he’s just missed the kiss
>and left him self with no chance of potting tonight

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Any good stream link to the Riggins/Rob Of Warcraft match lads?

Just saw a squirrel have a go at a fully grown male pheasant and drive it. Absolute madman.

snooker-online.ru/

CRACKS IN THE GRANITE

youtube.com/watch?v=3qAAJ1kJY10
Robbo blasting Higgins.

cпacибo

If Ronnie did that niggas would be going crazy

double's are OP

Hey, bowlcut's friend is in the crowd, but no bowlcut

El Capitan? More El Reclutar :D

Ali isn't even seething anymore, he just looks crestfallen

GWAN
A
R
Y

based Tyne Elf is almost in the Semi's

best wc by far in recent years (dont even mention Bing or Lelby's first please)

should the WC be held on summerset isles next year if gary wins the whole thing?

Gary has been playing really well the entire tournament desu.

Muh cushions

Why can't squirrels be pets? Feed a whole bunch in the back garden

They can

Open your mind

Nothing is stopping you. People keep rats as pets and squirrels are just cuter, tree climbing rats.

Considering Snooker is such a slow sport, I've missed a couple of days of action but feel totally out of the loop. RIP Baz, his HawkStalker will be gutted.

GWAN GARY

A based red squirrel I presume.

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Steve Davis had to be escorted out of the studio after using some pretty choice language towards Seema after seeing them brush the cushions mid match

I'm happy for Gary.

He was pretty livid.

whars happening on the other table?
quietly as possible please

get in there Gazza

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I heard he had to be tranquilized with a blow dart and trundled back to his hotel room in a wheelbarrow

austria explain

What a legend of a man!

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does anyone else just laugh at all the words that aren't English

Any video of Davis losing it?

O A C H K A T Z L S C H W O A F

whats the advantage of doing this over using the spider?

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Yeah, though still in a grey winter coat.

youtu.be/A2g6D6Ki_-Y?t=11

social media likes and shares

future world champion

reminder

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l-lads what's happening, I haven't been able to watch the snooker this morning...

What could it be, I wonder

Wilson crushed Carter, Higgins and Robertson are torturing each other

I feel uncomfortable how this mid interval quiz show is a room full of middle class white males

probably something boring like a new Chinese or UAE sponsor

"champagne moment" is such a Barry Hearn expression

I could listen to this mid-session interval music for hours, it's quite the banger

>intermission music
>no 'Sweet Caroline' for 2 days

What is going on Mr. DJ?

Honestly think the crucible as a venue is heavily overrated

Should move the WC 2bh

>tinder
>going for a nawty kiss on the first date
>irish republic of the true church
you're teasing the Lord, m8

>interval music isn't Snooker Loopy
they're missing a trick there

You can have too much of a good thing lad

*third date

Higgins a cute

Some interesting names on the entry list for this years Q-School including Mark Allen's wife's son lol. Record number of teenagers and nationalities also but of course snooker is dying.

damn, Wilson in the semis.
did he play granite snooker or did Carter implode?

both

There's this great tune they play on the red button coverage when showing players stats and stuff, it sounds like something off one of the menus on Gran Turismo

Deserved victory desu

PMQs on bbc2 instead of snooker.
the state of the United Kingdom.

want to fluff and scritch this lil dude

imagine not just buying eurosport player to avoid shitty streams

Casuals in this thread were laughing at me bc I said how Brecel wasn’t a mug but they were like ‘omg losing to Wilson Xddd’

They weren’t here all season tho

Imaging not just buying IPTV for 10 euro a month with every channel in the world on it

It'll be back on BBC2 in 10 minutes.

Evening session is covered for about one hour on bbc2. Fucking pointless

money's too tight to mention this month, lad.

Finland's brave player, either Hull or the other guy who is in this year, can face NG on the second round if I understood correctly from the eurosport commentator.

Played extremely well this last session.

>tfw there was a Eurosport UK stream that worked all along and all I had to do was disable the adblocker.

kek
I only pay 1 euro

State of this snooker

Month just started today. how fuck you broke already?

just trying to save some atm.

When’s Ronnie playing lads

PERHAPS I OUGHTA CHALK IT

THE RIG IS IN

>Lizardmanbritanon is somewhere in this thread, typing amongst us with his pale old man lizard hands

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GARGOOOLS

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HAIRBRUSHES FOR ME BARNET

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I get paid on the 15th. Not broke though.

Can't believe I'm rooting for Riggins but the autist has to go.

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I have a question

Have you ever potted the reds, then screwed back for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black?

>tfw you were that kid at school

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She definitely goes dogging

From the official Chas & Dave website

wtf does "pipe my eyeballs" mean

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if you don't know, you're not loopy enough to know

I have solved the mystery

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Is it fair to assume that, due to his Crohn's Disease, Ali Carter is SNOOKER POOPY?

Water works, water travels through pipes, weeping, water from your tear ducts (pipes) maybe.

what was Ali's SEETHING like at the end of this match?
especially knowing that he lost to a journeyman.

T O N
O
N

U P
P

oes granite refer to Higgins' style or the fact that he is shaped like a boulder :DD

>that decrepit old lady in the front row that looks disgusted at having to sit next to a brown-skinned man

SETTLE DOWN PLS

both innit

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How many times do the audience need to be reminded to turn their bloody phones off

Higgins has this. Robertson is shit scared of missing a ball, affecting his game now

tfw you could leave your phone on at the snooks and it would be fine because no-one ever calls you

What happens if this frame becomes another absolute autism-off and goes over the start time of next matches?

*leaves phone on*

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Carter out

Oh no no no

Used to like him for some reason then I listened to him talk a few times and he actually comes across like a self entitled prick

*calls the whole audience*

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DO YOU ANSWER HIS CALL THOUGH

I think you're right based snooker guru

It's not like you have a choice.

Why is Higgins such a messy bastard, leaving all that chalk dust on the table.

I put Gilbert and Higgins on each way to win the tournament on Saturday so if they both meet in the semi-final that would be delightful

he's too tighht to buy the meme chalk

>it's a chalk gets blamed for everything session
every time

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now she's disappeared, very suspicious

why aren't the cushions made from a very bouncy material so it's more skill dependent to use them effectively

Buy Taom chalk now!

JV: "it's not unlucky, those pockets are always in the same place"

Thanks JV

KUBOL

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W0W only £100! :O

Deep.

when I used to play as a kid in the clubs, the coach there always said that saliva works better than chalk, so we'd lick the tip of the cue and desu it was gross but effective.

Did you his tip as well???

I always think its weird the spider and the rest etc seem to slip around on the cloth when they are cueing. Seems like they should have little felt feet or something.

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How do I acquire hair like Robertson?

For me, it's the swan neck.

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Come from a land down under

Neil choked.

Yeah sometimes we'd do his cue for him only cos his mouth would get dry

looks like a clit

Hair dye.

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head's gone

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Is Robbo, dare I say it, slipping?

>ever doubting Higgins

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It looks pretty bad now.

Stop yelling JV

I swear Morph has commentated every match this tournament.

He's been in the 2 previous finals and hardly been given a nod this whole tournament

>put those sweets away please

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Yeah bizzare. He was about 20/1 on Saturday

Robertson needs to sort himself out before this evening or Riggins will be taking it away

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>i'd love to see this black disappear

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>2017 Selby
>2018 Williams

Who's going to stop Higgins this year?

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at this rate we're going, nobody

loved him on big break when i was little

What the hell is Dan's problem.

Whats with the Virgo hating here?

>t. Ali "14(88)7" Carter

If it's Trump I'll never watch snooker again

But he's a young up and coming Chinese player which is exactly what we need right now to freshen the game up.

Just the inane prattle he comes out with, along with always pointing out the obvious. Never seems to have anything of merit to actually add to the game.

At least Morphy comes out with some anecdotes

>tfw no more Noel's House Party, Gladiators, Big Break saturday nights

telly is fucking shite nowadays

if the final is trump vs higgins, i'm rooting for higgins lmao

For me, it was Jet.

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BASED DIANE

now that's a woman

JET!

still would

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why shouldn't everybody have to play snooker wearing roller blades? it would be more skill dependent

How many bings lads

Do something useful today, lads

change.org/p/bbc-remove-shaun-murphy-from-the-bbc-snooker-commentary-punditry-team

Lord Bazza is here.

why do the chinese like snooker so much

0 bings
0 dings

There's 1.5 billion of them and the money in snooker isn't too bad.

>Alan Thackwray

HELEN

>Gayhill
based Bazza

Uncle Barry pls.

is that it though? they don't seem arsed about darts for example

SOD THAT BALL!

>i speak to the gays day in day out

I hope Uncle Barry is doing his upmost to get snooker into the Olympics. Just look at the state of the new sports they've included in Tokyo 2020.

What ones?

Surfing

If any sport deserves a spot, it should be squash

qt

That too. Squash is great to watch.

CUTE

Has Barry Hearn been good/bad/neutral for snooker since he came back?

GWAN DESISLAVA BOZHILOVA

QTQTQTQTQTQTQT

Well he's just made it clear he doesn't really care. Don't blame him.

Fucking rock climbing

tfw she'll never make you Borscht and pat your head

Little nog afroman clGood. Dunno how anyone can say otherwise tbf.

I’m not even sexist but can they just fuck off with this women stuff

Little nog afroman claims women can really play snooker at the highest level.
Lol no. Clueless fucker.

>I’m not even sexist but
lol, but
>BBC

>world number 3
>lets hand her over to the black diversity hire by the kids table

Yea it's weird innit. I don't know why they have to force it so much.

It’s boring and patronising.

>Mick

>11 times women's world champion

can't even win a qualifier, some random bloke from a club can probably whitewash her if he puts his mind to it

i wonder why?

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She looks like Pob

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>thai

that's man baby

Oy vey

GWAN MICK

Reminder that autism robbo browses here

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN

he's probably confiding in /tg/ right now

should trump win?

the chinese have inherent autism

Should he win, he will be into the semi-final.

>losing a quarterfinal to a hollywood actor whose name no one can remember

Terrible.

top commentary jv

Fucking faggot eurosport is showing Trump Maguire instead of Gilbo, FUCK.

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Is Murphy commentating on every fucking match this year? Cannot stand this fat smug fucking cunt.

He's been shit all season and Robertson annihilated him. What gives him the right to judge the play of others? Same goes for Virgo, one fucking UK championship was all he ever won.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK MURPHY

Get a BBC stream.

Dan pls.

but think of the loicense

not signing your petition mate

im just happy neal foulds is gone

Link pls?

Search "bbc github hls" and thank me later

>one fucking UK championship was all he ever won

when it was a non ranking tournament, lmao
0 ranking tournaments won

STOP BULLYING JV

Even more hilarious, TV camermen were on strike at the time so there is no footage of it

Anyone got a synopsis of uncle Baz's champagne moment?

Wish Ronnie was playing instead of one of these mugs.

>There's more prize money now than there was before
>Slow players BTFO
that's about it

>so helen, I shit myself when ronnie lost early
>weather turned crap which is great for tv ratings
>fuck the olympics

koiren mate how many chances do you need you shithouse

Imagine getting Hazel's name wrong. Is Barry, dare I say, going senile?

>blobby blorkins died for this

Excellent socks, Gilbert.

How to trigger /147/ in 5 words:

>Riggins is a match fixer.

snookerhq.com/2019/05/01/barry-hearn-announces-million-pounds-pot-147-breaks/

£1,000,000 prize to be shared by all players who score a 147

Jimmy White is returning

>Murphy is a good commentator

That only triggers one seething scot, everyone else agrees with it

MAGNETS

>Where's the white ball going

That vegan woman is there again lads

>£1,000,000 prize to be shared by all players who score a 147
Only if 147s are made by 20 different players in a season which has never happened before, its a bit like the home nations £1m prize in that they'll never have to pay it.

She never left and is entirely subsisting on her urine bottle.

Jimmy White never left. He went out in qualifying round 2 this year to Ali Carter

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afternoon sex while watching snooker.
lads, I've hit the jackpot.

wtf you're never going to have 20 players scoring a 147 in one world championship

Have we even had one yet?

Privet Segei

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Does being vegan mean you never change your clothes?

He was relegated from the tour (again) but they threw him another pity card

Over the course of the whole snooker season I think it is.

There's been 12 this season so far. It's not impossible, and certainly not with an incentive.

Wafty crank in the office loo with a stream on your phone?

in a season m8 lol

it's another Gilbert chokes a lead episode, isn't it lads?

I wonder if she spits semen out because it's an animal based product :D

Better not be

>The magnets are jammed on full repulse

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what is it about koiren's face that's so dislikable lads?

No way the players won't try to fix this with tempting break offs and shot that don't shit up the frame

Imagine being good at Snooker but the only lads you can practice with are Ebdon and McCleod

ffs
gilbo can't pot a ball

Can they both just lose?

I couldn't make it work now, but I'll try later, thanks anyway.
I finally managed to find a stream, btw.

Has anyone else noticed how creaky the seats are in the commentary box this year

Wasn't sure if it was just JV and Morph blowing off all the time

Love a bit of Steve Davis

>tfw snooker is impossible to play for laymen (unlike pool) but is also the only sport where pros sometimes look like amateurs and can't pot a ball.

which bit?

>rerack

god this is shit

Droopy eyes.

voice and his old ginger nut

I'm ambivalent towards him.

It's not impossible though, people just don't bother practicing their cueing.

This is piss poor

If (when) Trump wins in this session, what do they do on the table he would have occupied? Just bring another match forward?

Trump is going to finish this in 2 sessions

Evening session will just be Higgins/Robertson

Gilbert has gone to bits, he's scared to even attempt a pot

Judd Trump is a very, very good snooker player

Why does Wilson rub his life cue before a pot then do a stomping dance with his legs

they should play on both tables at once, two games, Robertson breaking on one table, Higgins the other and they take turns on alternating tables

OLD GILLL

Shame that Higgins and Robertson are playing each other so early whilst we have literal jobbers like Wilson and Gilbert with a good chance of progressing

>player that can pot but can't control the cue ball for shit
>play that can control the cue ball but can't pot for shit
makes for a truly horrendous match

Wew, just woke up from a cheeky nap lads.

like a chess simul
underrated idea

>player that can pot but can't control the cue ball for shit
"""Young""" talented Chinese player 101

I suggest going back to sleep.

This is legit an interesting idea

s-so young

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losers should be punished by entertaining the crowd and playing simuls against a pre-chosen number of spectators.

Just werks for me in linux with mpv player, but for windows i don't know what voodoo magic is needed to get hls streams working in vlc. It's the actual BBC streams but without needing to login and see Graham Norton's or Fry's fat face

>he doesn't use SightRight Patented Snooker Coaching method
Never gonna make it

>frame ball

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"t-they're on to us, Martin."
don't worry Dennis, it's all encrypted. just keep smiling."

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alri lads

lel

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How on earth did young Kayren manage to beat Bazz?

what is this abomination?

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>Martin, I've been storing all the pictures on my Gargool Drive like you said
>For the last time Dennis, it's GOOGLE Drive

John Higgins

Least comfy armchair I've ever seen.

lel

Top kek there

something's very wrong though.
why is his face photoshopped?

kek

>makes a nice pot
>not on the black
every time
kylel for fucks sake sort it out this is torture

silly you, dennis can't operate a gargool drive.

lol wtf

Why does this general have such a hate-boner for Trump?

not me pal i love trump

I couldn't watch the early session because of dinner with friends....how SEETHING was Carter?

He's too NAWTY

...because reasons

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>how SEETHING was Carter?
Like he'd just seen Tony Blair

ffs

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>fucks it up
>somehow gets away with it
Lucky Kylo strikes again

Not even Corbyn-levels?

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I like Trump I just wish he wasn't so frustrating

Can they just let Gilbert through to the semis already

cocky arrogant *le future WC prospect* and le nawty snooker

Can't trust a guy who won't embrace his baldness.

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Hate this tuck the ball behind and block the ball shite. Not what snooker should be about at all.

WHERE'S THE KUBOL GOING?

>snooker shouldn't be about snookers

>the game is called snooker
>it's not about snookers
what did he mean by this?

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Great bait

i hate faggots

>long pot success 36%

Fuck these pussys

R E R A C K
E
R
A
C
K

tender

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not again...

another rerack incoming

another re-rack.
why do I love a game that is poorly designed and often fails and needs to be rebooted?

However wins this will get BTFO in the semi

JUST FUCKING HIT THE PACK HARD LAD THAT'S HOW IT WON'T RERACK

it's not the game's fault these 2 are incompetent

Hey guys remember that Trump vs Un-Nooh game

That was some good snooks

everything but the result.

*cough*
KEEP THE NOISE DOWN PLEASE

UN-NOOH NOOH NOOH

don't remind me :(

>Dave "afraid to win" Gilbert strikes again.

>kylel

Oh nooo nooooo noooooo

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>another nice little long pot to nothing
fuck off already you utter donut

He's using SightRight Patented Snooker Coaching now. This is his testimonial

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Which one are you, lads?

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wtf does this have to do with snooker

can someone please translate this? did the site get hacked or something

also how can you get your player's name wrong

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Back to the practise table, Ali.

sorry mate, I don't see colour
COS I WEAR THESE GARGOOLS

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If Un-Nooh sorts out his tactical / safety game when he gets back to Thailand he'll be a much stronger contender next year, no doubt Dennis Taylor will describe him as "very promising young chinese player" in future

Gotta be the white supremacist for me, it's the only logical position for a European country seeking to preserve its culture and identity.

Snooker is a white supremacist sport.
Notice how the white ball is the most important and how it smacks around the other colours?
The cue is the Jew man's nose.

What is they are both trying to lose because the Mafia took their families hostage?

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Kinky

2 at least probably 1.
Totally retarded chart though clearly designed to make you designate yourself as a white supremacist.

>20 maximum breaks in one season, each getting 50k
JEW-HERN

it's quite clearly written by a wog that wants to 'abolish whiteness' whatever the fuck that means, I would assume genocide

The cue is made out of Jews.

horseshoe boys rise up

no no you're thinking of the chalk

>it's quite clearly written by a wog
Seems it's this person
twitter.com/barnor_hesse

It just means take influence away from whites and give it to their group in order to advance the interests of their group.

Could take anything a BBC snooker pundit says and insert literally any snooker player and it wouldn't make any difference at all. It's so sterile.

QUIET PLEASE

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>ash

has there ever been a black snooker player?

RERACK NUMBER 3 BOYS

>He doesn't know Rory

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HAHA TIME FOR RERACK AGAIN!

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Rory

Dont see how "he's absoloutly wogged that in!" really applies to anyone other than Mcleoud

so much fun

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Gilbert is lucky koirens so shite
could easily be level pegging by now

white abolitionist
also, keep /pol/ out of here pls Ali

he's got the cue ball control of Lisowski after a night clubbing with Judd

Rack it again lads

yikes. but agree
/147/ is comfy rules (no racisim)
Jokes about Ali Carter are still permitted

Gilbert is so going to throw this away.
could be the last straw for me in this WSC lads.
I can't bear kyren's shoes and mannerisms in a best of 33 match.

What did Ali Carter do?

Lose against Gazza

Be a manlet

has anyone ever potted 3 reds in one shot?

Fail to secure the existence of his people and a future for his white children

black in the pocket
rerack

finally succumbed to cancer

kylo isn’t ready to win a tournament

what the fuck was that

He's already won 3

CAN'T RETIRE THE MAGUIRE

Really need to clamp down on Betting sponsorships like they ddi with cigarettes.

Who else would sponsor snooker though?

SEETHING STEPHEN

Booze and banks

/147/

short term loans and drink are way more damaging than gambling.

I thought booze was under similar restrictions as fags? Although I'm just basing that on not having seen them sponsor football teams in ages.

Seething upset Kylel is pretty funny ngl

Whataboutism isn't a reason for keeping something. They shouldn't be sponsorshiping shit either.

It never gets old.

Taom could sponsor snooker with their chalk billions

GWAN GILBERTO!

How kekren has managed to not win the session is beyond me

He used to be a bit more composed, did Ebdon finally rub off on him?

>tfw can't watch the evening session

Might be due to having shared the arena with Carter and Maguire also.

Barry is dying. Show some respect

How long has David Gilbert been a pro, and how many ranking titles did he win in that period?

Absolute STATE of Hendry's answer.

Jedd's on the ropes here lads

>the Angry Farmer

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Hendry's potless lol

Made double in one tournament than JV did his entire career

Why do Kyren and Trump hate each other?

>ywn banter with Hendry, Alan, and JV

I just stuck it into an inflation calculator and it seems there was a larger prize fund in 2002 than there was today...

was just about to comment this

>Utter jobbers like Wilson and Gilbert in Semi final of the Worlds
This has got to be the worst Worlds in recent memory.

The lungers are out to play again.

If they win, it'd at least make for a nice ending.

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Little quiz of our own, name the other quizzes/segments that the bbc have done in the midsession intervals

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for me, it's Writing Matters

Steve's Taxi
Writing Matters (not sure if it was called this)
Alan's Angle
Pot Quiz

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Seema's semen slalom
if only.

Jesus christ lads, just home from work and it's already time for a thread 2

What have I missed?

STATE of these two jobbers

'WAN GILBERT

>18 years just to reach past the early stages of a major ranking event

SightRight doing it's job

He's a late bloomer.

>David Gilbert - John Higgins
>Gary Wilson - Judd Trump
the absolute state of this years tournament
pls don't let these semi finals happen

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>Seema's semen slalom
IMAGINE

Gilbert been solid so far. Kylo just been wank.

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>clapping an unmissable shot
>after explicitly told it's unmissable

Neil will recover and win the whole thing

inb4 Dave Gilbert and Gary Wilson final

Plant = impressive to retards whether it's an absolute gimme or not

that'll separate the wheat from the chaff

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Lets hope so

>missing a sitter
LOL

Koiren Wilson, with his face like a worried manatee. With his face like a knackered puffin.

OH NO NO NO. Time for Kylo comeback now!

Semis
>David Gilbert - Neil Robertson
>Gary Wilson - Stephen Maguire

Finals
>Neil Robertson - Gary Wilson

Winner
>Gary Wilson

I think people clap because it's aesthetic.
I think so too.

Unfortunately... FFS

With his face like a baker's knuckle

RIP young Kyren

Whose commenting with this mong Taylor

Merf

How come Hendry commentates every Judd match?

ANGRY MONGOLOID LOSES

SEND THAT KNACKERED PUFFIN BACK TO ROBIN HOOD LAND GILBERT

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Any updates on bowl cut qt?

GET IN GILBERT

YEEEEEEEEES. GET FUCKED KYREN. YOU LOST TO AN UTTER JOBBER.

yesss, loafer boy is out.

GWAN GILBERTO!

I don't hate Kyren I just like Gilb

happy for Gilbert, hope he surprises everyone, but really, no matter who wins tonight is going to rip him apart.

I missed the end of the frame because my stream shit the bed, glad that Gilbo won.

>Gilbert going in for a kiss with Hazel
/ourboy/

>David Gilbert:
>Lost in the final of the World Open to Mark Williams
>Lost in the final of the Paul Hunter Classic to Kyren Wilson
>Lost in the final of the International Championship to John Higgins
Taking out his enemies one by one

State of Gilbert’s teeth

Gilbo getting in there with Hazel

And who can blame him?

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for me, it's Gary Wilson, but either Wilson or Gilbert winning would be kino

link to trump game?

NEW THREAD

state of everything about you

Agreed

Would be nice to see a journeyman win it because Ronnie isn’t in

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Bob is the greatest treasure alive of GB