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gondola supports cubs
therefore cubs thread is gondola themed

Doyers will go to the eries again.

And we are gonna fucking win this time.

It will be an ebin time.

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gondolas are a state of being user
what the fuggg :DD

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and that stat of being is cubs

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17th for >Leclerc

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18th for the Washington Baseball Eagles

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>two double headers
>work all day

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>/mlb/

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>cusb

>Bryce Harper

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youtube.com/watch?v=rFaoYgGkT5o

>56%kees

Guess the player mlb's not buying

Stats:99 PA, .375/.394/.615, 11 XBH (6 HR), 18 RBI, 21 R

Advanced:.435 BABIP, 2.0 BB%, 21.2 K%, 16.0 Soft%, 29.3 Hard%

~~~~ has brought some welcome swagger to the rebuilding ~~~ this season. The 25-year-old enjoyed the first 20-20 season of his career last year with 20 home runs and 26 steals, both of which represented career highs.

However, he hit just .240/.281/.406 for an87 OPS+in the process.

This season, he's been hitting everything in sight. His .375 batting average leads the American League, and he's already tallied six home runs to go with an MLB-leading 10 steals.

But it looks like a mirage.

His .435 BABIP is thehighest markof any qualified hitter, and he's done it without making particularly good contact. His 29.3 percent hard-contact rate is168thout of 191 qualified hitters and actually represents a slight decline from the 30.3 percent rate he posted in 2018.

Meanwhile, a player who entered the season with a minuscule 3.4 percent walk rate has somehow found a way to walk even less, drawing just two free passes in 99 plate appearances. Once his luck evens out and his batting average regresses, he'll have nothing to fall back on.

Another 20-20 season with a sub-.300 on-base percentage seems like a reasonable expectation.

Verdict:Sell

Harpbust

Javier Baez?

He still in baseball?

>CUBS FA HERE!

Well hello there.

>cubs /fa/ here

okay /spol/ bear with me but why not be a pitcher right and practice throwing the ball off the backstop in such a way that the catcher gets it back quickly as a way to ruse the base runners into getting caught in the middle

Catcher will sometimes fake a passed ball which is similar

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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scuba kek scuba!!!

mm grayons

The post that saved /mlb/

Guys lets be real here for one second. No matter what your thoughts are of Bryce Harper, nobody deserves to get boo'd by their own fans at a home game. We're better than that.

330 MILLION DOLLARS

>Phillies fans
>Sub human gorillas

pick two

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>bruce hooper

clown

I love this meme

Who is a bigger clown?

An actual performing clown at the circus OR Bryce Harper?

This banter is just too much, you're goin to jail user.

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It's honk honk Harper

maybe try doing the job you were hired $330 million USD for instead of striking out 4 times yesterday, and you won't get boo'd? Ever thought of that?

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he had no idea though

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This.

Athletes crying about being booed are some of the most pansiest weak ass faggots in the whole world.

>WAH WAH WHY ARE FANS BOOING ME FOR NOT DOING MY JOB AND COSTING THE TEAM GAME AFTER GAME

As a longtime fan who has gone to a lot of games, I'll put it in obvious terms even a 5 year old can understand

Do your FUCKING job, and we'll stop FUCKING booing you.

Get it yet?

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Ex-Phillie Chase Utley rips parents of Mets fans much like Giants’ Eli Manning slams parents of Eagles fans
nj.com/sports/2019/05/ex-phillie-chase-utley-rips-parenting-skills-of-mets-fans-much-like-giants-eli-manning-slammed-parents-of-eagles-fans.html

Doyers!! ¡ARRIBA!

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nyy v ari
might disappear soon because of champions league football going on

>Champions league football
Football just had the draft, they haven't started yet.

>Sports can bring out the best in us. But sometimes when passion is misguided, sports can also bring out the worst in us. There’s no justification for verbally abusing athletes,
Even when they're hitting below the mendoza line and have a negative WAR?

Mariners have a losing record at home and winning record on the road. No matter where they play, watching the Mariners brings sadness to everyone at the ballpark. Nobody goes home happy.

The alliance has officially been signed as of 12:30 GMT
Spurdo Spärde and Anime are joining forces to protect /mlb/ from those who wish to destroy it and generals who have been corrupted by belligerent forces.

A day for rejoicing!

>dropping two to the pie rats
>rags

Based

Can attest to this.

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We didn't sign shit

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Dodgers own ya

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Franxx as shit, and Ikuno is worst girl, your opinion is invalid.

>Steve Berman WHOOP

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oh fug

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Sure buddy, whatever you say

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Any old fags here remember houspie?

>Sure
Thank you for agreeing with me.
Now report to your superior officer, the first stage to /mlb/ dominance is happening.

no blease

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Thanks for ruining the thread, fags

sorry for ruining the thread

I'm not sorry for ruining the thread.

White Sox Orioles double header thread where?

oh you can die now asshole

Wasting thread slots is not allowed.

>thread that would get blasted off the board instantly because 0 fans

this is insane

Is he elite?

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What about RBO and BAJP?

THIS IS KWAAAZY :3333

Tim Anderson?

I would but gay hiromoot continues to be gay...

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this is straight up insane
!!!

Just stay here as the gamethread then.

Come on Rodon, not again...

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Got out of it nice!

SNEKS

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Astros desu

and now a leadoff man on 2nd for us

Doyers senpai

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damn it moncada

ABROOOO

Thanks Josavior

Doyers more like losers

>alonshit

I seem Teboq and Heims. Where may they be found?

No walks please Rodon
Damn it

dem dollar hot dogs

>red sox farm is dead!!!
>they have no prospects!!!
>red sox call up a 3b and stick him at 2b
>hes the best hitter on the team with an over 1.0 OPS

Vlad who???

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What am I in for, today /mlb/?

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more booing

Booing Harper

Still aren't better than a yankees team that's dead

Who's O's double header is the only baseball worth watching today

What the fuck nickyd???

>highest payroll in the league
>teams dead
lmao yankees will be behind the red sox by the end of the week

its the tank battle of who wants it less
>that left fielder play

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espn.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407

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The Red Sox play 4 with the whos and 3 with the orange ducks in the next week. Free wins across the board. Hope the yaks enjoy 4th place.

>4th place
>the jays exist

whos are also coming off a double header today

Woo Rodon K the side!

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lucky leury

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based

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please post a video of the inevitable philthy Harper chimpout tonight

walkcada

can abroo keep up this blistering pace here?

Yes he can!

okay well that just happened

>The state of the orioles defense.

Holy shit Tim was almost safe

>The state of Bryce Harper

goddamn it nickyd

and redeemed

>mccant

What did he do now?

Don't give it back already Rodon

The orange birds are back

>mccant
Jesus christ

For fuck sake its a 4-1 lead rodon...

What the fuck?

>rodanks

He has a blister!!!!

OMIGOSH!

sigh fucking hell Rodon why the FUCK are you doing this to me

2 godawful starts in a row now

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Chicago White Sox Ace: Carlos Rodon 3-2 5.19 ERA

BLISTERS!

>“I kind of feel like today’s Jackie Robinson,” Tim Anderson said. “That’s huge to say. But it’s cool, man, because he changed the game, and I feel like I’m getting to a point to where I need to change the game.”

>bustcada

What did he mean by this? Aren't there other African American players?

Adam Jones

Aaron Boone ejected

theres black players, but tim anderson is the first REAL nigga

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is this real?

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>boston fans

chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/ct-spt-white-sox-tim-anderson-jackie-robinson-20190501-story.html

abroo swung at a bunch of ball 4s there
shoulda just taken the walk

>fulmer now

FUCK YOU FULSHIT

How can the who's hold all this risp?

Occasional reminder that the Kansas City Royals are winning the World Series in 2021 and there is nothing you can do about it

They can't

kek what a dumb darkie

phew thanks Fry

Cubs @ Mariners
Try not to let Dive Grass spam kill the thread

Why do assume people want to do something about? Go get a ring, I don't care.

How hard is it to play at each defensive position in baseball?

VERY

Astros tbqhwyf

What a shit April. I expected some decline after an overachieving year but still.

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Who /Beloved Battlin’ Bucs/ here

Philidelphia sounds like an awful place

For fuck sake Fry

FUCK THIS FUCKING BULLPEN

>April 16, 2010

I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM
FUCK YOU FULMER
FUCK YOU FRY
FUCK YOU RODON
FUCK MCCANN FO4 THAT GODAWFUL FUCLING THRO2
WHY CAMT WE EVWR HAVE ANYTHIGN GOOD FUCK

How are the whos this bad?

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>How can the who's hold all this risp?
What does the who possess?

So this is the power of the mariner hmmmmmmm.... I see losing to the shitty cusb..... Yikes

Why would you be a fan of a team ran by a stingy Jew, when there's currently a better option in the city? With the Bulls, there's nothing else in town.

Because loyalty and no other choice living in the southside.

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I want to die

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The cardinals are elite

You know it fren

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Except when they played in San Diego and got swept lol

The White Sox play absolutely garbage embarassing baseball and have been losing for the past 7 years in a row now.
So why do people keep bringing up and asking about their lack of attendance?

People feel insecure and want to make themselves feel better.

Tell me about The Freeze.
Why does he wear the mask?

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because of tiny pp

sounds about right

Attendance is the weakest of all possible jabs for any pro sports considering attendance, but baseball especially. No one has the funds or time to go to 81 games a year, the most devoted fans will go to 20? Most people, especially if they have kids, might only go to 3, possibly, a year and if their team is garbage or even if their team is good but the market is poor, that number is going to be even lower. Also why would you go to a game when you can watch/listen to games comfortably from home? Wages are down, work hours/number of jobs are up for poor and working class people, Americans can't keep up with the game and have been realizing for years now that they don't want to.

Wasting thread space because fuck it.

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White Sox more like whine Sox

>Harper has a .238 BA and has struck out 37% of the time
KEK

thank you epstein for doing the right thing and not signing bryce 'what the fuck were you doing spending 300 million on me' harper

marlins are so bad that they actively just trying to sell ticket by using food.

How about fucking trying to win damn it

Not the first time, certainly not the last.

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SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

more like blake smell lmao

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lmao Birbs

fug

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mlbtraderumors.com/2019/04/marlins-option-lewis-brinson-activate-garrett-cooper.html

the yelich trade keeps on getting better and better

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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Dodgers @ Giants

Why do people say Machado is a dirty player? Did you not see this video?
twitter.com/Padres/status/1123728530683113473/video/1

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TIME FOR THE MARLINS WEEKLY WIN

the cardinals are the best team in baseball, say something nice to them

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You're next
youtube.com/watch?v=IlJJfyatUNo

Feels good man, hopefully they drive the stake into the heart of the faggot lifelong this season and win the division by over 10 games.

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finally some offense

after a month, top 10 and bottom 10 units in terms of run/pa efficiency

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>Kluber's right arm fractured by line drive
F

door's wide open for the twisn now

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Twins :D

>be houston
>respectfully lose to a reasonably good team

I hope you all are having a wonderful evening

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>there are teams that aren’t 2-0 in May yet
Yikes!

>His team needs more than a game to get a run differential of +10 at the start of the month

Haha remember when the cubs beat the dodgers in the nlcs and then won a World Series. Good times

But then the dodgers beat the cubs in the nlcs the next year! I forget what happened after that though....

Nope. We're about to get swept in a doubleheader by the O's. Worst evening.

Well that got better.

Apologie for your negativity.

I apologize to Yonder but not to Nova. Jury's out on Rodon because of the blisters.

The Cardinals are superior to the Cubs in literally every facet of the game.

In the tankoff 2019 edition the White Sox and Orioles finish their season series with a record 3-3 a piece.

Win two games in one day and everyone starts talking about "pennant" this and "dynasty" that
Jesus guys just let us breathe a minute

>doyers
lmao

NATS

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Based Royals making ya seethe

Uhm... achem
What happened here?

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Has there been any team as badly exposed as the Mariners this season?
Do they match the 11-1 Mets?

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>mariners are back to being mega shit
Good

This is so inferior to the Dodgers win webm

Does this mean the Angels will vie for 2nd now?

Who's first?

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willing to show me?

Rangers obviously

Can't ruin the ritual of the guy who posts it...reserved ONLY for dodgers wins

I travelled 2000 miles to watch that in person.

Those are the kinds of games that make me question my own fandom.

It's humiliating to sit there in my home team's park, and get rightfully shit on by Cubs fans and have to sit there and take it like the bitch I am.

The entire team should be ashamed of themselves after that. Fuck this.

hahaha
from where?

But what happened to all the talk about the world series you guys were saying in the first 2 weeks?

>the city of Seattle
you know you're baseded out of your mind when you feel bullied by reddit's team

>get rightfully shit on by Cubs fans and have to sit there and take it like the bitch I am.
Why would you do that? Just man up and fight back? I'm a Cubs fan but I'll never be that much of a cuck.

Oh boo hoo you're still above .500.

Sorry I didn't know

How do you man up when you're team is losing 0-11?

leddit, you can tell from the spacing

Gallie Gang!
Ay Yuh Ay Yuh (2x)
Fuck ya bitch, bury ya in a ditch!
Gallie gang running strong!
Hits dongs like he's King Kong!
Houston has got the seeth
Oh yeah? (2x)
Toot Toot
Gallie just gave ya the boot!

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Behold, the Birds came to execute judgment upon all, and to convict all the ungodly teams of all their filthy deeds. Unto the Cards’ foes I do lay this curse - a blight upon your field, and pox on your clubhouse!

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Gallie gang piss me off

>hes not a cardinals fan
yikes

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gallie make ya seeth?

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Good image, but 1.42 mb. Cmon bro

Keep in mind not a single run was scored in bunches. The Cubs just outright bled the Mariners white.

sorry I had no idea!

oh seeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

omigoshies!
seeth SEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is insanity

user to the seethies!!! seethie got the user!!! >:D

per @JonHeyman

Reporting

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NOOO. WAYYYY! IM SOOO HAPPY >:DDDDD

Based Seethie to the doyie!!!!!

You may only post in this thread if your team has twice as many wins as losses.

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omigosh user get seethies?

This asshole just sat right down and made himself comfortable.
How about you GO SCREW asshole

Press F for fries and Pizza
mlb.com/cut4/fan-loses-pizza-fries-in-catch-attempts

Hey, this is getting out of hand.

Give me some time, I'll put a stop to them. In the meantime please visit the website.
detectivesandexterminators.squarespace.com/
The PW is exterminate

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Is /mlb/ always this autistic?

Sorry

we messed up, we're sorry

Oh look another meme

This was funny this first time it was posted.

Oh you've got it all figured out don't you asshole

This guy is relentless. I'm exposed to shit over here.
Alexa bing advanced tactics

nothing but assholes and wankers in this one...im going back to deadspin where they respect me

Yeah you’re an ironic memelord. I get it.

Alexa thought I said Tic-Tacs lmao. Fucking retard. Bet she's a CARDINALS fan

ironic memies to the jennies!!!!!!!!!1

Flank this asshole. Go for his knees, I'll go for his neck. I want him done quick.

*spits*
...asshole

Simpleton!

catch this guy by surprise, quick pipe to the ankles, make sure he can't walk, let him crawl, then finish the job with a swift pipe to the jaw

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Remember to take your alprazolam before bed sweaty

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Alpacas to the genny!

can't be a golden age without Yea Forums!

Was waiting for thi spost all night

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oh now you’ve done it

Do NOT disclose my medical records

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Bet you’ve never dealt with a 100% irony proof chad like me. You better hope I don’t look in the general cardinal direction of your gf or it’s over faggot.

I'm not feeding this troll any more.. fucker's got my blood hot

Go back to Yea Forums homo

youtube.com/watch?v=FI_U6Fn0g5o

Man these Cardinal assholes!!!!

POAST WALK UP MUSIC!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=gDwVHKWef2I

youtube.com/watch?v=amyQ5L-5rJQ

I’m just hoping we can clear out you annoying spergs

when you grew up you wanted to play baseball but instead you got the consolation prize of shitposting on an anonymous indonesian knitting forum

youtu.be/ydxYdEh8rQ8?t=28

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The genny is under siege

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prepare for feels
youtube.com/watch?v=_my8OQGWcEY

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I was there. The M's being crap again was comfy af.

>I was there. The M's being crap again was comfy af.
To be fair, to be fair, they never stopped being crap.

>Doyers lost today

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youtube.com/watch?v=IjSPsyGdYn4

>Losing to the GNAT
LOLOLOLOLOL

>going to be sweeped by the fucking gnats

We won last night retard.

>getting swept by walgreens

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Can we all take time to talk about the Yankees coming back from the beginning of the season?

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it looks like the red sox are coming back too

Who?

oh fuck you

Sowwy

Baseball is suffering.

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no game today.

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*spits*
scumbag...asshole!!

youtube.com/watch?v=LaFL_MnjUAI

based utley still living rent free on metsfags' head

Nah rangers or As

Cute

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youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

Morning, boys.
Braves boys, have you guys been watching Machado's hijinks with Blooper during this series?

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sports.yahoo.com/mlb-attendance-is-down-again-and-rebuilding-teams-are-getting-hit-hard-014951998.html

Leafs explain yourselves

>Teams that suck get less attendance
>Florida teams have no fans

I'll take "Things we already knew" for $1000, Alex.

You think you sound so smart but you still already fell for the clickbait and gave the journalist ad revenue.

How do you know he actually opened the page instead of getting 75% of the story from the url itself?

The comedy central was a mistake

Vladdy isnt hitting and is gonna get sent down

He's probably learned everything he can from minor league ball. He probably just needs a coupl more games worth of ABs to adjust to major league pitchers. The worrying bit is that he hasn't even seen any aces. Angels and As don't exactly have the strongest pitching staff.

>fans don't watch bad teams
This is not new. Overall MLB attendance is virtually identical to last year.

youtube.com/watch?v=uDee89DGSiQ

youtube.com/watch?v=hjGZLnja1o8&t=28s

>Tim Anderson, a literal who during his first 3 years, gets off to a hot start
>Says N and has a good first month
>Now claims he’s the new Jackie Robinson here to change the game
Why are they always so arrogant? He’s a shitter and in no way is Jackie Robinson

He doesn't mean he's as good as Jackie Robinson talentwise. He means he wants to tear down some barriers. What I don't understand though because there are other African American players in baseball already and have been for some time.

>Actual photo from the Royals game last night
OH NO NO NO

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>Jackie Robinson fights for his whole career against people saying nigger
>new Jackie Robinson fights to be able to say nigger
It really nigs the nog, doesn't it?

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>Yankees/twins series
Always a fucking joke. Twins just can never beat the Yankees. Ever.

explain this, roylel """fans"""
that attendance is worse than miami's

>Morning, boys.
>Braves boys, have you guys been watching Machado's hijinks with Blooper during this series?
I, myself, have.

Why the fuck don’t people want to watch baseball?

clown world

It’s really not a laughing matter. Low attendance is bad for baseball, not just the team. Have kids, take them to games. Keep the sport alive.

>10-20 record
Probably because they want to watch good baseball.

Im laughing at the roylels anyway
>kansas shitty
kek lol oh no

You won’t be laughing when the mlb files for bankruptcy and baseball is gone forever.

It's okay I'll still have the Patriots.

>clown world
That’s a clown post, bro.

He’s literally just trying to do bat flips and celebrate like a douche bag over meaningless games for The Who Sox.

That's rude

wow, a worse draw than the wwe

guys need some help. my birthday is coming up and my girlfriend is trying to plan something, baseball jersey and a game. so i was thinking arenado jersey + rockies at mets tickets (live in brooklyn, nyy fan). i generally dont get jerseys of non yankees players unless theyre going to be HoF'ers. (im a big arenado stan)
Usually I'm good at predicting, and havent wasted money on a slapdick players jersey. Do we think arenado is going to make the cut?
Don't want her to drop 350 on a jersey and then it just collects dust

I’m buying an Andujar jersey just for the fuck of it.

Your gf sounds like a keeper user congrats

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Andujar is coming back tomorrow. Should we doubt him?

>should we doubt him?

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even as a yankee fan, i find it hard to pull trigger on andujar, even if it were gifted. I like him, think hes a pretty solid player, has a good bat, good eye. but he seems to always be on the table for trading. the good thing about NYY jerseys though, are the no last names bit. I just copped a new Sanchez, but it can be either Cano or Tino (my childhood favorite for some reason). Worried Sanchez might be traded or let walk in FA.
always hesitant on jerseys, i dont like to buy the non-authentic ones so its a personal problem lol

1 out, runners on 2nd and 3rd, fly ball, caught, runner on 3rd tags and scores, runner on second doesn't tag and is doubled off.

Does the run from third count?

Braves bros, I do want to say that as a Dads fan, I have adored finding out that Braves Twitter has a similarly enjoyable group of clever chucklefucks as Padres Twitter. It's looking like we're gonna split this series, but between that discovery, and the Machado/Bloomer stuff, I've really enjoyed the last few days, and while I'd hate to upset anyone by suggesting a broship, I will definitely offer a tip of the cap to your team and community of fans.

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Fuck off

based

>only 3 games under .500
>next series are whos and blowrioles
Are we, dare I say, back? Be afraid yaks.

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T H O R
H
O
R

Complete fucking game

Baseball fans here, what should the Braves do to Ureña tomorrow?

dont get ahead of yourself lad

Well I am reticent to apologize, for fear of our based Inspector mistaking me for a sorry poster, but I am sincerely sorry my post was unpleasant enough on your part to elicit that response, user.

Listed.

Quiver in fear stankeesfag

>Arenado
6 GG, 4 SS, 4 time all-star, 4 top 10 MVP voting (3 top 5), 2 Platinum Gloves, 3 time wilson DPotY. He just turned 28, debatably hasn't peaked yet.
There is a good chance he could make it to the HoF. A few more seasons at that level and hes got a legitimate case for the hall.

meant for , sorry about that

I'm so so sorry!!!

No i am!!!!

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>bats woke up just in time for the dodgers series

At least we wont get too embarrassed now

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Here we go addies here we go

Bandwagon poordres that came calling out of the woolsworks have been the worst.

Are you calling me one of them, lad?
As I've asked recently, outside of myself and I still don't see many Dads fans outside of the falseflagging baby posters.

baby postie here! sorry for shitposties :/

>sorry
>not sowwie
I smell an imposter
INSPEEEEECTOOOOOOORRRRR

This definitely has to be the most autistic general

Inspector hasn't posted since he admitted he got destroyed. He aint coming back

What are you talking about? He's been here this week.

Because it's nothing but 3 hours of people playing red light green light

The only people who say it's a great sport are white conservative people trying to be different le SJW kucks ecks dee

>The only people who say it's a great sport are white conservative people trying to be different le SJW kucks ecks dee

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I had no idea sorry!!!

I opened /mlb/, skimmed the recent posts and tried to post an image but it said duplicate image found
so

No need to apologize friend. It was just a simple mistake. In fact, there really isn't much of a need to apologize as often as you do. You're stronger than you realize. There is nothing wrong with making a mistake, learning from that mistake, and becoming better because of what you're learned. Therefore, if you haven't done anything wrong, then why apologize?

we can do better. I always try to hold myself accountable for my autism. I give myself spankies if my posts don't positively contribute to the discussion

Hey! You're right man! Thank you so much for this! I'm sorry I didn't realize it before and kept apologizing! I'll be better from now on! Sorry again

Find me one baseball fan that isn't a white boomer or a white zoomer incel

I'll wait

*spankie*

Are you assuming all white zoomer incels or boomers are conservatives?

Jesus christ imagine having a brain this ADHD riddled

spankie spankie spankie!!!

thank you

Yeah if he doesn't get injured he'll make it probably within his first 2 halls.

Not a fan of buying jerseys. Feels weird

Answer the question grandpa

Which question? Mine?

For me, it's the cutoff sleeves

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this
hats are the patrician's choice for representing teams

What question? Dodger fans literally blow your MUH WHITES theory out of the water kek

>spics love poorswing
Wew

Twins winning it all

What is Noah Syndergaard’s (Thor) literal skin color?

>>spics love poorswing
>Wew
Anthony Recker is a spic right?

usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/bob-nightengale/2019/05/02/mlb-home-runs-record-rate-juiced-ball/3650669002/

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"Anthony recker tee hee I'm so fcing funny"

No you aren't you fucking earthworm. Now shut the fuck up

of course the balls are juiced. AAA just switched to major league balls, and they're hitting more home runs than ever

>only MUH WHITE boomer conservatives love baseball!
>no spics do too
>also the japanese
>LMAO WEW

Get blown out harder nigger

my large son

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Mexicans and japs don't matter idiot. They aren't American.

Be sure to stretch before moving those goalposts that far, user. You don't want to hurt yourself.

Look I surrender ok?

No need to surrender. Can you just admit that might have been a myopic generalization?

I crunched the numbers wrong and for that Im sorry

Buddy...

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JAMES SHIELDS BTFO

>the AL PotM also has the most errors at his position
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Baez > Anderchimp

>JAMES SHIELDS BTFO
Pothead.

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>Baez isn't a chimp

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big dick pete

foxnews.com/food-drink/la-dodgers-fan-fries-pizza-foul-balls

I feel for the guy

Tim Anderson isn't even the best shortstop in his city let alone his league.

Enough with this racist bullshit.

Racist asshole

Bigoted scumbag piece of shyte!

TBF, the creds deserved that.

...

Have you been letting all that Sinclair media get to your head you racist?

oh fuck off. I'm SOOOO done with this shit

>Get suspended
>Player of the month anyway

If Tim Anderson were white he'd already be in the Hall of Fame and white people will never admit that.

If Tim Anderson were white he would truly be a white sock

If Tim Anderson were white he'd get lynched for calling someone a nigger

THE BLACK PILL HAS BEEN DROPPED!!!!!

That doesn't even make sense, the other shortstop in his city isn't in his league. Stay in school, cusb.

>all this crying about Tim Anderson
Stay mad fags

>Player of the month is black
>plays for the WHITE sox?????????

More like black sox amirite

Whyte piipo privilege

By your logic, Boston should have Native American players.

fucking nigger sox!

Every time I think 4-chan can't get any dumber...

Hey, we messed up. We're human beings making mistakes. We aren't trying to be frustrating but we are learning and it comes with the process. I understand that we can be better, and we strive to do this everyday, but it takes time. We're sorry for everything we do that is dumb but just know the end product isn't finished yet and we'll eventually get there ;D

this is 4channel though

Why is such blatant Trumpian racism allowed here?

Nigger sox as i like to call them

Can we purge the white sox and bring back the expos? We only need one fake and gay team in chimpcago

Who I put my money on, the savage sock or the nignog sock?

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why the fuck would we want 2 gaynadian teams in an league based in the USA

We also need to expand to south america, london and obviously japan, desu senpai desu desu

>milcuckee broors

People from chicago are rude and smell funny

That's just all midwesterners

Who is actually upset by Tim Anderson? Is it just boomers who hate change? inb4 racists

It's unironically racists.

Nah I'm fucking kidding. It's the people who respect baseball and think a POTM shouldn't lead the league in errors.

What is Noah Syndergaard’s (Thor) literal skin color?

Name one change he's brought.

CC Sabathia is black
So why are they still called the Yankees?

>20, 2 years ago
??? How's he been doing this year?
Not saying he has. Boomer broadcasters are still very resistant to boisterous players though (I assume boomer fans too)

Boisterous players should probably do something meaningful first. See Jose Bautista for an example.

>104 ABs, .365 AVG, .970 OPS
>not meaningful
It's player OF THE MONTH, user. What's so controversial about it?

Dont hate the guy, dont hate batflips in fact I love them. But he was absolutely retarded to compare himself to jackie Robinson and that will Bring a lot of hate in and of itself

Has anyone seen how Sabathia or Jones or any of the other of the plethora of African American players have reacted to Anderson calling himself Jackie Robinson?

Bow down, peasants.

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>White Player
It should have been Addison Russell

Mike Trout for Vladimir Guerrero Jr and Stroman. Who says no?

Manfred

Ohtani

White Sox more like Lolcow

Pure blatant overtly flagrant racism is not allowed on 4channel!

>tfw just had some fried cod and are now ready to watch some free wins against the whos
Who else is this /comfy\ tonight lads?

The who's will sweep

Imagine being this delusional of a yaksfag. The hangover is over.

Awards update:

AL MVP: Mike Trout
NL MVP: Cody Bellinger
AL Cy Young: Trevor Bauer
NL Cy Young: Luis Castillo
AL Rookie of the Year: Daniel Vogelbach
NL Rookie of the Year: Pete Alonso

AL LVP: Mallex Smith
NL LVP: Garrett Hampson

Found the memeiners idiot.

Trout has done nothing to deserve MVP so far

he has a 1.065 OPS and plays great defense

What a time to be alive being able to watch white ken griffey jr. over there in LA , trout doesn't need rings to win my heart lol.....

>muh world series hangover
As bad as yaks fags babbling about 27 rings. Red Sox are a dumpster fire. Cora should be fired and your entire team should be DFA'd.

7 free wins coming up will leapfrog us over you yaks. Stay mad.

>Who else is this /comfy\ tonight lads?
The despair poster. It’s warm and there’s baseball tonight.

Kiss the rings

Im the real despair poster...

Obsessed

despair posties in a total rut !

Posties are rutting and need a cuddle!

posties make ya seeth?

...

He's on course, but you can't stack him up against the greats at his position without more time.