Could we agree that the sideway merchant midfielder its the other most common estereotype in modern football alongside the '"pacy N'gubu"? Should we make a meme out of it?
*Passes you back the ball from sideway*
Cant even tell if this is bait or you're just an imbecile nigger
Did you watch Frenkie play today?
>when you don't notice him, you notice he's playing great
>Should we make a meme out of it
thats not how it works normalnigger
>OMG 99.999% of passing accuracy
>black winger outruns everyone
NGUBU XD
>kroos just taps the ball to more talented players
"only real fans understand the intricacies and beauty of the midfield"
wait, ar'you talkin about the ref?
>booting it 50 yards to an unmarked player makes you a good passer
whew lad
>one of these things is not like the others
3 sideways "ball recycling" merchants and the world's second best playmaker in that pic OP. I'll let you redeem yourself by figuring out which is which.
He passed sideways and none of his forward passes reached a teammate.
>the world's second best playmaker
I don't see any of the OP people in this list.
This is the white version of Ngubu, in fact they go hand in hand, they pass sideways then ngubu runs up the wing and passes it back, then they pass sideways to ngubu again who slots it past the keeper
based and Arthurpilled
>watching a team with two crab merchants play
Is there a worse experience in football than watching the same pair of midfielders pass the ball endlessly sideways, praying that one will have a brainwave and play it to a fullback or winger?
I don't like this stat, key passes, it becomes a key pass if your teammate decides to shoot, not every shoots are the same, many players shoot even if it is the worst option.
who the fuck is arthur again
where did he come from
even then it gives you an accurate picture of the best playmakers.
ur mom
it's better than "assists" at least
>El Pleb