/rug/

Super Rugby
Week 12

>Fri 03 May
7:35pm Crusaders v Sharks, Christchurch
9:45pm Reds v Sunwolves, Brisbane
>Sat 04 May
5:15pm Hurricanes v Rebels, Wellington
7:35pm Highlanders v Chiefs, Dunedin
9:45pm Brumbies v Blues, Canberra
>Sun 05 May
1:05am Bulls v Waratahs, Pretoria
7:40am Jaguares v Stormers, Buenos Aires

**all times in official RWCT**

PRO14 QUARTERS
>Sat 04 May
3pm Munster v Benetton, Thomond Park
5.35pm Ulster v Connacht, Kingspan Stadium
**all times in official potato time**

Streams:
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Rugby is pure hot sexiness.

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Anyone who says the word "coconut" in this thread will die in their sleep tonight.

*wins 3 RWCs in your path*

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You just said m8

Reminder that Colin Slade has two RWC medals despite only playing 250 minutes across the tournaments.

Can I get the kiwi perspective? Who do you think gives us a better chance of winning against Wales and England - Quade or Foley?

not a racist, just think it’s a bit grim when a sport founded on international representation has teams like the wallabies where 1/3 of the players are and act like foreigners
really the sport would be better off if those players represented the islands they came from, it would make them actually competitive as well and maybe you wouldn’t have the same 2-3 nations (these days just one) winning everything

Quade Cooper is the better player despite Foley being the slightly better kicker.

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Foley by a landslide.

isn't Cooper a bit washed up and maybe has ""attitude problems""
t. cazzie

Foley is a shit kicker from hand and recently his conversion stats are worse than Cooper's.

It's not 2009 anymore.

yeah admittedly I'm a bit out of date on this stuff
but how could he be any less washed up 10 years later? or has the "attitude" perception calmed down since then

/wednesdaybeers/ lads? Liberty Brewing Co. here.

Maybe watch the fucking game before you open your bitch mouth.

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yike no way, can't stand poonion
expect me in the RWC threads in a few months instead

Apologies in advance for our resident shedcunt.

didn't realise it was September, that's ages away
actually pretty perfect, it'll give me something to watch once my AFL heroes finish their season

>entertaining the bogankick tourist

umm sweaty all the affluent eastern Sydneysiders went to see the Sydney derby the other weekend instead of the tards playing in the west :^)

Just dropped the whole family at the airport for the big family trip to the big family wedding lads

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weren't you invited lol

What the tards do can barely be considered rugby at this stage so I don't blame them. Everyone has gotten over the Force axing and barracks for the Rebels or the Brumbies now.

Aren't 90% of the people that support Union in Sydney

Queensland actually, though NSW is second. More sydneysiders go to club games than Super Rugby now. We had 10k at Parramatta last week, but 20k at North Sydney last year.

Paddy didn't earn enough potatoes to trade for a plane ticket back to the motherland.

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Just a reminder that there is in fact no rugby on tonight, or tomorrow for that matter.

Got a date on Friday and a boys night on Sat lads
#livinglife
#sohectic
But just realised I'll miss a fucking bunch of good rugby.

why is that? I thought the tards had a successful history
also are you talking about the shute shield?

Goodluck m8 hope you get your dick wet.

please pander to me and make me watch your spoort

Tards are crap, bottom of the table 2016/17 and probably there again this year. Made the finals last year by virtue of automatic qualification but were never serious challengers. And yes.

fuck off Josh.

so do most people just follow the most successful clubs in their country? maybe not kiwis as they have a few more to choose from?

I have uni (but yes)

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sydney uni?

no

Sydney TAFE?

just wondered because of the shute shield thing
looks like a comfy kino comp

>v instead of x

quade for sure

foley is a better player but his mind is broken
he's never going to win anything that matters
you can see the fear in his eyes

a quade redemption arc is more likely than foley overcoming his demons

I don't even know what the fuck is going on with the Saffa teams. I'm a Cheetah supporter so after they left I lost all interest..

Who looks strongest this year? Crusaders?

Who looks good from the Saffa teams?

Well you just watch what you want. I watch everything I can because I'm obsessed but it's up to you how you balance your priorities.

Only one game televised per week and in SD. Going to the games is super comfy though, they're all over the place in Sydney (don't have to cross the bridge) and the atmosphere is superb. Even the missus has a great time.

Saffa teams are all relatively boring this year, everything comes from grinding out dominance with big forward packs like usual, their backlines are all pretty much useless and can't capitalize on it.

A sharks backline, stacked with springboks, couldn't do anything playing 15 on 13 last weekend.

The teams are all wildcards and could win or lose badly on any day. The lions got thrashed and kept scoreless by another saffa team i can't even remember who.
The sharks are at the top and the lions at the bottom, but there's nothing between them, they all have 5 wins.

Last year the springboks coming back against England and just in general made me think SA rugby was doing good, but it's really not. And yes, the Crusaders will win again.

yeah I wouldn't watch it on TV, just go to the games
can you bring your own booze?

Cheers for the reply mate.

Fuck, Sharks, that is dross. So they still can't play from the backline after all these years?

Honestly thought they'd have improved by now at least. As you said, just going with the forward packs all the time, was even like that when I played during school years.

But I didn't expect anything from the teams lol. or rather, i expected it to be the exact same shit.

Thanks dude

Lol SA rugby is still fucked. Always been . Wish we had the same style of play as you guys. :D

t. Mickey Arthur

Reckon I'll be cheering for Treviso on the weekend lads. Something about Munster rubs me the wrong way at the minute.

Wouldn't be hard to sneak it in, it's just a suburban ground. I can't say for certain, I'm a deso cuck.

do they even ticket it or is it like a couple odd hundred people turning up for your average home and away game

Tickets are cheap, like $10 and the money goes straight to the clubs and isn't interfered with by RA. Finals are different, $20 I think and RA takes a cut.

Know what you mean, trying to defend your way to wins is fucking sacrilege in Rugby, When you look at Treviso they give away a load of tries but attack with no fucks given

The kicker is that Munster have, at times this season, been fairly exciting in attack The away game to Gloucester stands out. So it's not like they don't know how to attack and attack well.

SOCCER DANGER

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>PRO14 QUARTERS
who's going through NH lads?

>Munster vs Treviso
As much as I'd like to see the Italians win, I figure Munster are going to shut down their gameplan and grind out a win. Will be a basically full-strength Munster team too, so a lot less chance of inexperience scuppering them.

>Ulster vs Connacht
More interesting match up. Ulster lost to Connacht a few months back in Ravenhill, but they've improved significantly towards the end of the season. I think it'll be a close game and Ulster will take it in the dying minutes. Ulster have the better pack and back-3.

Pray it'll be a draw to minimise shitposting.

Game is over. The flood begins.

*defibrillates /rug/*

Clancy is an absolute retard.

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Connacht

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Rugby.

Any news on him picking up a ban?

Citing commission was today. In all likelyhood he’ll get a month ban so he misses the rest of the season.

Larmour on the right wing against Sarries i guess

Was probably the way it was going to pan out anyway.

Lock em in Lads

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Fuck soccer.

I was going so great on the first 6weeks, but then I forgot about it for like three weeks and decided to just abandon it. Next year is mine

Messi is elite.
Liverpoo are just that: poo.

I missed the first 3 rounds. Its just something fun to do now

Good way to get banned.
Well done lad.

Bumply reminder that the CrusaGODS could easily destroy the ABs

wtf this isn't twain

roog

>Poortugeese instead of Spanish

Reckon Mounga would completely dominate Messi if he played soccer lads

MAN I'm sick of that horseshit. What a fucking massive cringe on both sides: the enigmatic Messi-hating loser and all the fucking nerds obsessed with him.

Imagine if Dan Carter had played soccer.

He would be a drunktard

youtu.be/RyfrSd6e2Cg

He'd have been better than Pele, Fatnaldo and Neymar even drunk.

Zinzan Zidane.

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but it's funny

4 straight games of /rug/ on satdee lads

I'm literally missing every fri and Sat game fml.

Bad luck m8. This week will make or break the Aussie sides, but they're big games for nearly every team.

Yeah I know. But at least I get to go out and get on it and possibly fiddle a girl's kumara.

I spose, if you prefer that sort of thing to the rugby then that would be good.

Ahem

rugby365.com/tournaments/pro14/news-pro14/pro14s-intensity-surpasses-super-rugby

based

Makes sense. You see a lot of the players that come up from SR take time to learn the defensive set up. Lowe was a half-season on before he had that down. Still remember his first game, against Treviso being an absolute shitshow.

what do you lads think of lowe anyway?
is he still a dickhead?

Bit of a temper, but it hasn't gotten him in much trouble. He got a red around Christmas but that was for a really bad read on a high ball. He's an overall positive influence on the team when he's on the field and gets them pumped up.
I think him and Larmour have to be Leinster's first choice wingers.

>Still remember his first game, against Treviso being an absolute shitshow

What the fuck are you talking about, He was man of the match and got 2 try's

Aye his attacking play was always good but defensively he was very weak. Treviso got a lot of breaks past him. That was the part of his game he had to work on most leading up to the playoffs.

Connacht is the reason

A bit of a mad bastard, goes around the field like he's a child thats just drank 10 fizzy drinks

Great in attack and constantly motivating the rest of the lads, send up more dickheads please

Banned until the end of August. Not a huge impact, all in all, but still.

>Not a huge impact

Theres World Cup warm up games that month, if he's banned from them thats going to effect Schmidt wanting to take him to Japan

McFadden hasn't been on Schmidt's radar since the 2018 Wales game. It'd be mad to select him over any of the 4 provinces in-form wingers anyway.

Apart form Earls and Larmour we dont have that many to select from out on the right

Not surprising. Look at the quality of teams in the Pro14. You've got 4 strong Irish teams, 2 Scottish teams that made the European quarters, Scarlets are normally strong but were fucked by injuries this year, Cardiff won the Challenge Cup last year, Ospreys are hit and miss but generally strong at home, and Benetton are actually competitive now. That still leaves the other 4 shitters, but it's a decent standard.

Super Rugby, meanwhile, is
>NZ teams win lol
Australian rugby is in the toilet and South Africans are on mass exodus out of their country. Only going to get worse.

McFadden is shit and a thug. This is the first thing of note he's done in the game since deliberately stamping on Nathan White's face repeatedly.

He'd have fuck all caps if he didn't play for Leinster.

Can Conway not play right?

Isn't Conway a right wing? I really rate him. Hope he goes to Japan. Surprised pic-related never got a look in. He was called up a few years ago, when he wasn't even starting for Connacht, but he's been their best back three player this year. Good under the high ball and has one of the biggest clearance kicks I've ever seen. Not saying he should go to Japan, but in terms of injury cover, he's the archetypal Schmidt winger.

It's too late for him now. With Schmidt, you need to be around the squad for a while to learn all the systems. Drawback of having such a proscribed game plan is that there isn't really room for a World Cup bolter. You'll never see what happened with Milner-Skudder happen with an Irish player.

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I like Conway too but he's another Schmidt doesn't rate, anywhere

Ah, he does. It's just that Conway keeps getting injured at the worst possible times. If everyone was fit I think he'd just about miss out on the squad behind Larmour. Addison's injury throws things up in the air a bit though.

Lads explain to me how a "6" week ban puts you out till late August?

Im no Maths Genius but even i dont get this one

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There's only 4 "game weeks" left this season. He serves the the 5th and 6th weeks at the start of next season.

Imagine a player was cited for something in the last game of the season that got them a two-month ban. They wouldn't miss a single game.

Right, so game weeks then, all i saw in the headlines was weeks

Ya. It's weird though. He'll serve the first week this weekend, even though Leinster don't have a game.

This came up last year after Ross Moriarty got a 2 gameweek ban against Argentina. Which meant all he ended up missing was the pre-season which, under player safety laws, he wouldn't have been permitted to play in anyway.

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Connacht

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based

>Glen Jackson not going to RWC
>Ben O'Keeffe and Paul Williams are

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*logs into /rug/*

>still 3 hours until rugby
fuck sake

>going out so cant watch the saders game
almost a blessing honestly, but a comfy night in drinking beer sounds kinda preferable

>92483934
v8's on soon m8

Is it, dare I say it, our year?

jags are getting hot and you always show up at the RWC
could be a nice year but I dont see you winning any trophies

I'll be at the pub too, but I'm not really fussed about poosaders steamrolling shitters.
Bumwolves though...

Thats a game I really wanna watch honestly. But i'm fairly sure ill be a touch sloshed by then

Pubs got TVs and I'm pretty sure they'll put it on if asked. good sports there

not going to a pub sadly. Sports team BYO at a chinese place. I might be home in time to catch the back half of the Sunwolves game but I won't be sober enough to enjoy it

shall be sitting at home alone

I'd take you up the pub if you were here paddy. I've told you this before. Come to Auckland for insta-Asian gf

sorry I just booked flights to europe, but Ill put it next on the list m8

No worries Auck/rug/ meetup when you arrive. I'd ironically have a beer with the lads.

based
an nz meetup would be best because most of /rug/ are kiwis or me and sheddy

>Over the next four days, the veteran presenter will miss cues, yell over the news, harangue people repeatedly about the Hurricanes, and wear shockingly jaunty socks.

based campbell

I'd be down honestly

don't tell sheddy.

Going on a first date lads wish me luck

Dont worry lad I wouldn't waste my money on Auckland anyway. Maybe if we were going to the South Island it'd be worth it.

>The crowds starting to roll in
>nearly 3 hours before kick off
yeah nice one Horan

>can go into second place in the conference with a win and the exposed reblels next week
>tards have two games in SA
still in this lads

+3 let's do this lads.

Goodluck m8 we're all rooting for you to do the same later.

Potential GSP round this one.

cheeky bundy and coke

You could go into first place this week I think if you won by a lot and the Rebels get heemed. In reality though, it will take a lot of effort but it's doable. Rebels and Tahs have a bad run now, but my money has been on the Brumbies since the pre-season and I'm sticking with them.

Absolutely stunning Colombian has just started working at the pub lads, might have to walk the dog up tomorrow for afternoon beersies.

We’re 6 points behind, you only get 5 max right?
I get weak in the knees for a prime South American

Oh my bad I thought it was 5.

nah but if we win tonight and the reblels lose then the game in melbourne is important
however, even if we both win, the waratahs losing in SA will have us in 2nd and they have two tough games in SA in a row, so it’s not vital that we win tonight and next week

The Tards will lose but the Brumbies may win and keep you at 3rd.

For sure, I dated a Brazilian a few years ago and am now a convert, Latin women are the bees knees.

>female commentators
Just fuck off 2bh.

i’ve picked the blues so I hope you’re wrong
welcome, fellow enlightened man

poosaders

Jordan you slippery bastard

His knee was on the ground. I hate the double standard here.

gayders looking flat

Hunt is trash.

>taking the 3 3 times already
Do the Sharks want to be shit?

Forgot to mention Will Jordan in my speech for sheddys wedding, shall chuck it in

cup of tea y/n

hard yes

future all black sevu reece

But Tei Walden is my boyfriend.

oh sorry

>save the name Crusaders
based

moody sucks lads

When's the card coming?

Standard NATO I hope?

Finally a bit of creativity

Good move by the sharks, crusaders player fell right in Bosch-Botha’s trap there

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

30 years later and saffers are still dirty cunts

accidentally bought loose leaf so im working my way through it

Another reminder that George Bridge literally cannot pass.

1995 was only 24 years ago m8.

>no ability to attack
>can only kick
>penalties mean 3 points
>racist selection policies
>games are at 3am

When are we cutting the South African fucks from the tournament?

How do they still bring in the most TV revenue? With nobody at their games I can’t imagine much more are watching at home

I dont know either, especially since the rand is a fraction of its former value. Unfortunately most of the financial info is under wraps.

Sharks about to kneecap the entire bru's chances of a GSP

Blues Hurrs game

>mitch hunt

The sharks paid this ref.

>>Three times table: the game
Meh

Nice to see the Saders actually being referred.

Still no card though.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE REF CALLS YOUR BULLSHIT

Mostly different offences and not under pressure.

MULLET

*throws up over the line*

>>They have no shortage of Dolph Lundgren lookalikes in South Africa

Every game involving an SA team is an absolute coinflip

Stop posting in /cric/ you morons

when was the last time SR was this inconsistent

cant be us m8, no point in posting in our summer house while it’s winter

I coinflip with an 1899 silver dollar. Hasn't worked nearly as well as BYG's coinflip in 2018 though.

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At least nine in kickable range now.

lost that coin tb h

think it went to the local cafe

GAMMON SHARKS

very nice looking coin m8

At 4pm this arvo I was literally going to pick the Shorks. FUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Just took a break in the date to say get fucked poossders

So the guy who made the tackle was ruled offside, is that a reason to give a penalty try?

Based
how’s it going lad

no
not clear that he would have scored a try if he hadnt been offside

Fuck sake

shoulda picked by 2

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>draw
almost prefer a crusaders win tbqh

based

Bit like Hurrs v Sharks in wellington last year.

A pretty traditional Saffa vs Kiwi game actually

finna
finna REDS

Thanks m8, I actually like my Liberty Head silver dollar more but it's from 1923. I fucked up and cleaned one side of it so it's not worth anything any more, but it's the one that stays in my wallet.

>heineken ad fronting like they care about drink driving

Based Brown clearly not giving a fuck about this forced interview

Morning, lads

Connacht

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Is it, dare I say, Shark’s year?

Bosch is going to be on the bench for the springboks
Jantjies will either be at 12 or not in the team

them and the stormers have looked the best out of SA

i was really impressed the 'saders didn't run around mkosi or makazolo mapimpi either

their defensive at the edges has improved hugely

based

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>awooo

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>"sun"wolves
>wearing black

>"reds"
>wearing maroon

red is just a shade of maroon

Premium Japanese engineering

>two red v black games in a row

>pass to coconut
>he drops it
fuck me my favourite episode

to be fair, the entire reason for their existence has been questioned by militant atheists

FUCKING HIGGERS AND HEGGERS

HIGGERS
HEGGARS

sweet try

Higgerd and Heggerdpilled

>"I see red" plays when the Reds score

Can we get "six months in a leaky boat" to play when someone across against the Waratahs?

defensive fuckup from parker
wasn't marking the support player

*someone scores against

aawwwwwoooooooooooo

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Some fucking sick play there, really headsup. The Reds are a lot smarter than they look.

hmmm, australian ref carding the jap team

to be fair, there won't be anyone to complain after next season

This is really cynical, I thought the Sunwolves are supposed to be the good guys?

>waste 10 minutes of pressure for nothing

ah yes

would have been 7 points and a yellow card if the scrum penalty hadn't happened or had gone the other way

pretty good actually.
she's already touching up my muscular /rug/ chest and arms so I could be in.

My predicted Connacht team for tomorrow.

O'Halloran, Leader, Farrell, Aki, Healy, Carty, Marmion; Buckley, Heffernan, Bealham, Dillane, Roux, Boyle, Fainga'a, Butler (c)
Replacements: Delahunt, Burke, Robertson-McCoy, Thornbury, McKeon, Blade, Daly, Kelleher

very nice lad

holy shit what are these nips thinking?

I don't know what's more bizarre, the fact that the Sunwolves just keep making their own work harder for themselves, or the Reds seemingly incapable of cashing in on the one man advantage

squandering opportunities is our calling card for this year

Is Samu Kerevi playing? Youd think that with a man up and the tournament's leading linebreaker and runner on your team you'd give it to him.

Gday, back from the night out how're the awoos doing?

grim but still in front because reds are allergic to the try line

Fantastic

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This away strip looks pretty neat for a black strip

that's how you score when you have a 150kg tongan mammoth in your front row

homos btfo

not related to that try
whats the official definition of double movement?
seriously I dont know what it is in rugby

don’t worry, the refs don’t know either

You have to release the ball when you're on the ground.

This has been interpreted by referees as having to place the ball essentially immediately, but in reality it's a much more organic decision based on momentum (you dont have to place it until you've lost momentum and have been released by the tackler).

ah all good
I dont have a problem with that reds try, his movement once his legs/knees were grounded just reminded me of the NFL version of the rule and I was curious about the IRB one

g g

R E D
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pretty weak if i’m being honest

what the fuck
he tried to get his arm up to wrap and everything

FUCK there goes my elite pick

only red because of the two yellows

BASED

Sunwolves pretty much played this entire game with only 14 men

>small ball carried ducks low and left into large tacklers arm
>cops a bicep to the neck for this troubles
>larger player penalised

fucking dumb.
I swear this manlet ref is just taking revenge

oh what the fug
what was the red for?

sorta high tackle on a dude with a yellow already

two yellow for cynical play then a high tackle
high was a bit soft if i’m being honest

Two yellows. First was a ruck infringement and second was a high tackle.

Reds dont really have an excuse to not win this now t b q h with you lads

Folau broke down in tears whole delivering a sermon btw lads

while*

Did he realise what he was saying wasnt worth 1.5mil a year?

its a shame the reds lost Jordan Petaia so early

>Smith
go back to your sausages you butter fingered fuck
literally like week 2 we lost him. He would be the perfect complement to Kerevi and Feuia-Sautia in attack
Something about your faith being tested in the workplace. Then how the devil and sin can test you at anytime. Then your normal old testament stuff

Watch us knock it on

These are some of the most blatant ruck penalties I've ever seen. They literally just walk up to rucks that they've already lost where the scrumhalf is on the verge of passing and stick their hands on the ball.

Let's see Gus fuck it up again

Definite no try

"He can make a second movement"

marvelous captain the reds have

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>letting the dutch put you in the hole when you have a man advantage

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I think he's referring to how union doesnt have a rule like league which bans double movements. What we have instead is that you have to play the ball when tackled and you're tackled when any part of your body other than your feet touched the ground.

a fresh jamie booth to close out the game is great for them

So it's frustrating because he feels the society at large is hostile to his way of life? It's a real struggle yes, but it's hardly unique to him and his peers.

getting carded the fuck out

ruh roh
gardener realised the reds needed the help

>>all these cards
What is this? A casino?

What the FUCK is with teams making a tired 9 close out a game
bring on sorovi
he isn't that bad

the reds are significantly better with tate on though, even if he’s tired

Terrific turnover there

jesus fucking christ

HOCKINGS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

card for sure
cynical as shit

Totally accidental, is just trying to free his foot from an illegal hold. Red card.

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FUCKING ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOT
FUCKING CUT HIM BRAD

jfc angus

I can not remember watching a game like this before

>12 vs 14
literally schoolboy level

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That yellow is dogshit.

what is this reffing
he almost sent the wrong man off cause he just wants to card people to appease the cartels

I'm not even mad, this is hilarious

I think gardener should have to front at the panel aswell and explain why he yellowed a dude who copped a boot to the face and thought that was a way to balance the game

Donovan no!

Could do with another reds try

>>That clearing kick

Unpopular opinion: both games tonight have been well-refereed and no one got a card the rules say they didn't deserve.

what a team of absolute fucking cowards
they've had a 2 man overlap in the backline before, and they don't spread it wide and try to run it out, they just do one out running and then kick it back

I can agree with this point

what kind of backline can't just draw and pass with a 2 man overlap off a dominant scrum, and make a break?

I wouldn't call them cowards, just dumb. They were 8 for 8 in the forwards and 7v5 in the backs but the ball never went past numbers 9-10.

>second in the conference

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who else keen for 4 games tomorrow?
gonna be a gud un

Almost 10 hours in a row in front of the couch, but less than 7 hours of rugby. Bit sick of the widening gaps between games desu.

the absolute fucking STATE of this production and coverage
bitta study then rugby

It'll be alright, I just to make sure I have enough snacks/a good lunch/dinner

sean maloney is the only saving grace of rugby kick on

hmm thinking bed

Do yourself a favour and turn it off.

You were off by a bit. Though your team is the one I would have expected.

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And here's Ulster. Only real surprise is no Stockdale. Hadn't heard anything about him being injured.

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Then there's Munster. No real surprises here. They're going straight for the jugular on this one.

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BASED Leoni don't do graphics for their teams. So I put this together. Same team that drew with Leinster in the RDS. A couple changes from the one that lost to Munster in Treviso, likely for the better.

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Back from the pub /rug/ holy shit did I hear a great story about our little neighbourhood. Wanna hear it?

sure why not

>user was never seen again

F

Okay. SO:

We met this guy at the pub last week when we walked our dogs up there for afternoon beers. He was a bit odd, and he knew a lot of the houses on our street that were either unoccupied or abandoned. My bullshit detector was going crazy, so didn't offer this cunt much information, and dead-batted most of his questions.

Turns out he's been going house to house robbing them all, and according to the security cam footage that I've seen, has been camping in the back yard of a $20m+ property. What's brilliant about the footage is the Uber driver passing him his tent over the fence that he's just jumped.

It gets better, the house (estate, really) has live in security (they weren't there for some reason) and found his "nest" on the back of the property, found his passport; and basically all his worldly possessions. The main security guy is ex-SAS, and I've had dealings with him back around 2008-09, so we're friendly, but Jesus Christ I've never had as much respect for anyone 5'4" as I have this guy.

Cops haven't been called "we're dealing with this quietly" but the lads have been entertaining themselves by making beanbag shotgun shells out of their ammo for when this guy comes back. They're going to rough him up so badly haha, I almost feel sorry for him but he bent one of my gates, so he's getting what he deserves.

hang out with the guards and film the bean bagging m8

>He's your shit m8, this isn't weird at all

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>only 4pts separate 5th and 12th place

>3 wins out of last 4
>2nd in conference
ThornGOD

My younger bro is a cop and an AOS member so it's probably wise for me to remain one step removed from this operation.

plus if you were going to do something like 'rough someone up so badly haha' it wouldn't be smart to leave a line on your net history saying you intend to do it

incase it going wrong and he like dies haha or something

Don't get too excited m8, but a police sergeant plays the /rug/ bru.

>no Stockdale

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Well tell that pig to fuck off.

BASED

Roux must still be sick. I think McKeon is the right choice at 6 actually, just didn't expect he'd be picked to start. He was really good against Munster and is one of the few lads in the pack with any real fight in him. Don't get dropping Leader though. I think he's had a really good season. Fitzgerald has been good since he came in and that tackle on Conway last week was hilarious, but if any of the back three should be dropped it's probably Healy. Making a lot of handling errors lately and loses the ball in contact far too often.

As for the bench, surprised to see McCabe, but relieved to see Carey. Much better scrummager than Robertson-McCoy. Baffled by the Masterson/Boyle bench decision. I know Masterson was a lock at underage, but I would have put Cannon there.

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Ulster sticking to their roots
>NO moore
>NO addison
>NO gilroy
>NO ludik
>NO stockdale
With Moore out there's a serious chance Connacht are going to /heem/ them in the scrum like they did in both other games this season. Buckley was rested and they still destroyed what was mostly Munster's first choice pack last week. Only loss for Connacht really is Roux who gives them a lot of power in the scrum. As for the backs, they're missing 4 (four) first choice starters.

Ulster would've been definite favourites for this, but it's actually hard to call now.

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Huge opportunity for Connacht. Ulster are an improved side from when they last met but, without Stockdale, both sets of back 3 are fairly evenly matched. I'd go as far as to say that I'd rather have Connacht's bench, too. Connacht by 3.

Hard to see beyond a Munster win. They're basically at full strength as it is. Treviso struggled against their 2nd string team at home and don't have the kind of reserves that Munster can call on. Unless Treviso can seriously upset Munster's game plan, this will be a slaughter. Munster by 15.

Going player by player through the teams, to see which team has the better individual by position

15. Connacht
14. Connacht
13. Connacht
12. Connacht
11. Connacht
10. Connacht
9. Connacht
1. Connacht
2. Ulster
3. Connacht
4. Ulster
5. Ulster
6. Connacht
7. Ulster
8. Ulster

16. Ulster
17. Connacht
18. Connacht
19. Ulster
20. Ulster
21. Connacht
22. Ulster
23. Connacht

Jesus, how are Ulster such strong favorites for this?

That's a bit harsh on Timony, Cooney and Baloucoune. I feel like they'll front up farely well.

They're playing at home, maybe?

They're all good players.Baloucoune is still pretty young. It's a tight call between Baloucoune and Fitzgerald, but I went with him because Baloucoune got himself suspended before and hasn't got great defensive discipline, while Fitzgerald made a complete tit of Conway last week. Timoney/McKeon was another tight one. I haven't really seen that much of Timoney, so it was more recency bias, given McKeon did such a good job winding up O'Mahony last week that he completely lost his cool as the game went on. As for Cooney, I 100% stand over this choice. The main reason Cooney is even in Ulster is that he couldn't get ahead of Marmion for Connacht and Marmion is still comfortably ahead in Irish selection. The only area Cooney is stronger is kicking, be it box kicking or place kicking, but Connacht don't box kick much anyway and Marmion isn't their place kicker.

Cooney has been a different beast up at Ulster though. He’s had time to play and improve. Comparing him to the guy that wasn’t getting game time 2 years ago seems unreasonable.

Downloaded the Crusaders/Sharks game to watch and was confronted with having to listen to a woman commentator.

Stopped playing it and instantly deleted the file

>Best ways on how to stop people watching your sport

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How much of him did you watch at Connacht? Be honest. He was really good there, but couldn't consistently get ahead of Marmion. He was getting plenty of gametime, started plenty of games and when he was on the bench came on around the 50-55 minute mark. I always knew Ulster would be fine with him replacing Pienaar. What he's done is play the exact same way he did at Connacht in a team that actually gets a bit of media attention.

And Marmion is still better. He's quicker, his passing is better and he runs better lines. I was sorry to lose Cooney. Good player. But I've watched both live and on TV plenty of times and I wouldn't trade them.

Earls out. Sweetnam starting at 11 in his place.

Didn't get laid lads but had a solid pash and a cheeky finger.
>I don't have sex on the first date
Fair enough too. Means there'll be a second and I'll be getting in. Also, she thought I was funny and charming, and when I told her i posted on /rug/, she nearly gave in.

Missed 2 rugby games however and looks like I'll miss 3 today fml

show misogyny the red card m8.

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Connacht

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suck.

Very unbased a Chiefspilled

>chiefspilled
how fucking dare you, you take that back

Just picked up a 90s ABs Jersey for $7 at the oppie lads. fairly chuffed.

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what a steal

No I paid.

what a bargain

might wear it to the /rug/ meetup.

There's no problem with women commentators, but the one who did the Poosaders/Shorks game was about as much fun as listening to English commentators.

Wonder how Izzy's meeting is going

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I dont mind it usually as long as theyre doing the play by play and not the colour
but if theyre trying to do colour id rather have some Boomfas™

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lonely

You take that back, she was nowhere near that bad. Marto/Kearns tier at worst.

Dont worry lad, in an hour itll all be better

POORICANES

POORICANES

Rebs already in shambles

Richard Judd is one ugly cunt.

think the rebels will need to tackle the hurricanes in order to win

>rebels

Seems unlikely that will happen at this stage.

soup for dinner lads

*runs right through your line*

classic beauden

Koroibete has to fucking go. Cheika will start him unless someone heems him into next year.

>>Just tuned in at 8 min in
>> 14-0
This is going to be a thrashing isn't is?

Pray and you shall receive user

Rebels were absolutely exposed two weeks ago and every other team saw it

The rest of the Rebels making Quade Cooper look like a tackling god.

Thought the Rebels would at least make a go of it

>pass to coconut
>he drops it

Pretty rude to run over Genia like that, we need him.

Big yikes.

someone with too much time should make a supercut desu

churr hoo bros

>this """"""defence"""""""
Reblels are gonna miss the finals again and Im gonna laugh all the way
mite be kin

So this is the power of the power of the Australian Conference Leaders...

The Rebels have absolutely no one good in their tight 5, how are they smashing the Canes scrum?

It's the canes scrum, possibly the worst in the comp.

a shitty 4th or 5th string lock is the best player in the tight 5

AUMUA

Tiatia's been pretty anonymous on the wing.

Caught one in the noggin

Would love to see them go scoreless

just tuning in now lads
Blazers game went long
How Heem'd have the rebels been?

Bumboys > Speds > Tards > Lels

Canes are shit

FLOODGATES

how do I into rugby bros? I'm an AFLcuck

Did you go to private school?

yes

dont support the crusaders, talk shit about quade cooper, ashley-cooper, and beale, make jokes about coconut handling skills, banter about The Gays, and support the Sunwolves

also just watch it with a mate who knows the rules a couple times

Spencer has been in Beaudens ear. These in goal cutout passes need to go. It's World Cup year and Rockokoko and Howlett aren't there to help out.

Card soon, surely.

Well in that case I'd be happy to educate you.

Ball has to be thrown backwards. Have to chase from behind the kicker. Scrum if there's a knock-on, lineout if it goes out. Rucks and mauls are complicated, basically a pushing contest over the ball like a scrum but messier. Everything else comes from watching a lot and asking questions.

Regarding Super Rugby, Australian teams are inconsistent and Kiwi teams are entertaining. Crusaders win every game so they're the bad guys. Polynesian players hate gays.

based
thanks lad

(it's okay to support the crusaders for the Deus Vult memes though)

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Are you watching tonight? There are streams you can watch if you dont have kayo. Next coupla games should be good.

I was going to go for the Rebels since I'm from Melb
I might, I'm watching the Rebels game on Kayo right now.

Wessels was an idiot not to start Meakes, he has been a warrior this year.

Comeback ON

If you want the Rebel's cum back you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth.

why is the caketin such a shit stadium for rugby

Fucking love that ball and all tackle from Beauden there.

terrible

Canes have been dire since the first 25 mins.

Rebels are a newish team who are still building a culture. They have a flashy backline but their forwards are mostly mediocre, and in rugby backs are reliant on forwards to get them front foot ball. Rebels have a bad rep because the Perth team with more culture and which was actually alright (not to mention being in a rugby city) was cut so that they could survive.

Seats are too far from the field and Wellingtonions are casuals.

When is Berry going to call Genia offside at the scrums finally?

You'll have to pump your mum's stomach, like the Rebel's did.

I forgot the game was on cause Nisbo didnt have to say anything for a good minute

You're right
trying to make a combi use stadium was a poor decision

Hurrs might actually choke this one away

oh i see, thanks for the info

>T. Finlay Christie

The Cake Tin is the rugby equivalent of Eden Park for cricket. The Cake Tin is a good stadium though. Easily accessible and it flows well. Every single NZ Stadium fails in the big screen department.

my one hope for the Chch Egg if it ever gets the go ahead
a slightly larger Lunchbox closer to bars is all I want

Wonder if NZ Rugby will look at offering Parker big bucks at the end of next season

bit sick of teams wasting the last 10 minutes with scrum resets so their lead isn't challenged desu

Nah Joseph Parker's career is dead. He doesn't have the heart of a champion and his promoter's and training team are amateurs. There is no future boxing in NZ.

As for Hayden Parker the answer is also no. Once you leave you're gone. Unless of course you are a top tier player like Kaino, Carter, McAlister.

Why does the Rebels #18 look like a fucking baked potato

pretty lame

Cooper pulling a Foley

>cooper kicking

Fair cop

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There's still the likes of Perofeta, Cameron, and Ioane coming through to not need to chuck money at a 30 year old uncapped journeyman after the world cup.

Based Pooper saving my elite pick

Who do you think could get them through Mad Mick's to Boneyards?

>Perofeta

Fuck I miss Carter and Mehrtens
Why is it that High Functioning Alcoholics make good kickers?

Beat the B&I Lions in his first game. There's just no reason to bring back an old man after the WC when they'll be looking to BB/Mounga to be the starting 10 in 2023 and focus on younger talent for after that.

Hayden Parker is the future.

God im keen for this game

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>tfw no zoo slag gf

god shed be easy to shop for
just get her a box of stubbies or a crate of quarts depending on the occasion

Walden > Thompson

what the fuck

ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB ALB

Lander looking good

J O S H
O
S
H

WEBER

>dunedin girls are all hippos or look like apes
>put them in a stand called The Zoo
bravo

BIN SMUTH

SMUTH

BEN FROM ACCOUNTS PUTS ANOTHER ONE ON THE BOOKS

yeah that's the name of the guy who just scored the try

HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO

Im so happy hes gotten better at not stepping into concussions

bit sloppy

JACOBSON

looked forward

The one to Alimalo? Yeah. Can't believe people wanted him to be an AB last year.

>>Had to do all the work to score the try because his backs couldn't simply draw and pass with a 2 on 1

>Seething because Aus flankers are useless wankers

To be fair he was in good form then.

Would Bender get into boneyards?

He's the Gatekeepers superior.

>all those lads in dresses
is Otago a gay uni

What the fuck am I watching lads?

Walden and Thompson have been pretty damn average this season.

They're certainly no Meakes-Hodge or Kerevi-FeauaiSautia

FADDDDDDS

FADDES

Based commentator calling out the fairweather student casuals

was there a drunk kiwi from here posting all over Yea Forums last night

pretty much
I think they still offer cheap student season tickets for the bench aswell so theres no real reason to not show up

All Blacks Brothers Power Rankings:

Smith's > Barretts > Saveas > Ioanes > Whitelocks > Frank's > Gears

I miss watching Hosea 2bh. Stunning player with some seriously brutal defence.

I think Rico is playing in the Heartland Championship. I think he's been playing for the Bush or Horo for a few years. Might have given up now but he was playing there not to long ago

TA'AVAU

Waratards fan?

I remember those, Hosea pulled a handful of brutal spot tackles in SR and they were timed to perfection

youtube.com/watch?v=dQDQyn5F8oU
He absolutely creams a couple of dudes in the third 2005 Lions test, amazing game from him.

He knocked that Irish winger out in 2012 in Hamilton. We won that game 60 - 0. That was the rise of Savea though. Scored a hatrick on debut against the potatoes at the Garden.

ARDRON

That really was a bit of "what could've been". Hosea was great on the test level, but selection pressure is always tough for the ABs winger spot, and Julian Savea at his prime was phenomenal

Ben, please please be okay

BENDER NO

>smith down

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aarrrghhhhhh

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11's don't really have a long shelf life in NZ.

So it's going to be double Barrett starting at the WC?

>Smith
>Being dead
pick two

Yes.

>Aussies lose Folau
>Kiwis lose Smith
>Ireland win RWC

Unironically backing the Blues

Win a QF game*

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Ben Smith might be out but we should look on the bright side: McKenzie is out too.

Quarter Finals the final round this year?

Fucking hell Landers you had one job

Nisbett's going nuts

Two draws in one week just fuck everyone's bru up.

>draw

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Why the fuck didnt Ioane kick deep then?

It's not Nisbo, it's Willy Lóse you pleb.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

HAHAHHAHAHAHA
What the fuck was that end

Fucking crap ending wwtf

poovita needs to fuck off

What an ending kek.

Who the fuck is in charge of the new thread!!??

>sisterkissing

luke whitelock is a pretty attractive guy gotta be honest with you all

My bad

Me mate

Boldly picking the Blues

Execute all tripfags

Shall make a freshie

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shocker

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