/nfl/ general - BOOOOOOOOO edition

They are risking their bodies. I'm not going to risk my quarterback for a single play. Look at the eagles and niners, completely unnecessary qb runs ruined their qbs seasons.

who /xfl/ here

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Why does anyone think there should be any kind of sports team in Arizona?

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Because Arizona is California (cowboy edition) and California needs more teams.

>SF: Shanahan suggests Jalen Hurd could move to TE
In a surprise to no one.
Part of why they drafted Deebo was because he can run jet sweeps, he can throw, he line up inside and outside. He has all kinds of gadget plays that Shanahan will run to keep offenses guessing.

Hurd is just another versatile cog that can line up at tight end, running back, wide receiver for those gadget plays.

>when in doubt throw the ball away
Those QBs dont do that when they can extend is my point.
Eagles won the owl that year

The eagles got lucky that year. It isn't worth the risk.

Got lucky beating the best QB/coach combo of all time and likely the greatest team of all time?

They got lucky that their backup wasn't a drooling retard who choked the game away. They're called backups for a reason, I don't want them to play if I can avoid it.

I'm a cowboys fan but you just sound assmad desu. QBs that can function with mobility are more highly prized than pure pocket statues. See Russell Wilson's contract for evidence

It's a meme I tell you. Pocket passers are the way to go.

Theres not a pocket passer alive that I'd take over rumplestiltskin

holy fuck

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Invoming 4 game suspension

Fuck you and fuck California

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We have already taken over Arizona and Nevada. The rest of you will be ours soon.

He looks fat

he might actually be on roids

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>who is Tom Brady

Russ is the last mobile QB to win an Owl and it was on a rookie contract. They're all flash and no substance in crunch time.

"might"...lol...

Will Daniel Jones start for the giants anytime soon?

You heard Gettlememe, not for three years

random ped test this week

You guys are trippin, that's all natty

Dis white nigga's chin grew. He's on that gud shit that hgh shit.

how long have you been smoking crack?

>tfw Shanny finally finna bouta nut all over this league

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>Small white RB gets ripped as fuck
>"He's clearly taking roids, white running backs don't look like that."

Fuck you racists.

youtu.be/V24jH1pB2_8

I miss early/mid 2000`s vids

is there something wrong with your eyes? orrrr...just fucking retarded?

>yfw Josh Allen becomes the greatest running QB of all time...

Literally every pro athlete takes roids

Zoomers can't appreciate teams like the Ravens. Especially not the old-school Ravens.

The 2000s Ravens wanted to break every bone in your body and then shit in your mouth when they were finished.

Then Hines Ward goes and bootysmacks the shit out of them lmao

This, they just juice on different levels.

Russel Wilson won a superbowl. But let me guess...

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>new Zealand
>white

Tom Brady is clean

I mean if we’re talking actual brick wall with arms that wanted to use rip your limbs off to beat you with, that’s the iron curtain and DAH 80’s BEARS

glad they let charles retire a chief

F

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>mfw my team is loaded with more draft picks (14) for the next draft than we had in the this draft(12)
>after already having been tied for the most picks in this draft

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HOW DOES THE NFL KEEP LETTING HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS ITS JUST NOT FAIR

Last 2 digits is game week that Brady gets a carrier ending injury

Haven't you been anally eviscerated enough last season by big daddy Tom?

>played like shit in every playoff game
Yeah he sure showed me

>B-but he'll lose against the chargers!
>O-Okay but surely he'll absolutely definitely lose against the chiefs!
>F-Fine but he WILL DEFINITELY lose to the rams!
Stay btfo stay gay and most of all stay autistic FAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG

have you ever heard russ wilson talk?
that guy makes me sound like fucking juicy j in comparison.
>christian
>completely 100% fake plastic personality
>married a single mother and is raising some niggers kid as his own
sounds like a white guy to me

Just think of all those players that will be up for trades before the season starts

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I mean it’s clear the AFC is permanlty shook and will not be able to win a Super bowl even after Tom Brady and Belicheck wipe their hands of the league one of these days

You now remember this

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Why do the patriots keep bringing Danny Etling to their games when he is supposed to be on the practice squad? Do they see potential in him as a coach? Or is he actually some diamond in the rough that they are in the process of polishing up?

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Is /nfl/ ready for Wentz's redemption arc?

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cringe

I'm taking a 30 year old qb over a 41 year old qb if BB dont come with him

Baby blood is totally legal, bros.

Wentz is Drew Bledsoe or Luck. Great talent but can't stay healthy

Wentz's injury was a freak thing that can happen to any QB on any play. It had very little to do with his play style.

I wanna agree but also disagree with you. That play 2 years ago that sidelined him was it more of the defenders trying to go for his legs but he still had to put himself in that position for that rats to try and pull that shit.

There’s a reason Brady is barely scratched and that’s because above all else, the patriots prioritize protecting it’s QB. Steelers trust Big Ben to take hits constantly and pray to god he doesn’t fumble, Seattle think they’re big brain for letting Russel run for his life and Eli is so distrustful of his OL Men that he didn’t even bother last year and crawls into the fetal position on a finger snap

Tom Brady tore his ACL too, which like I said is mostly a freak thing that you can't predict.

I see nothing wrong with this post

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>Drew Bledsoe's inability to stay healthy doomed the NFL to the reign of terror of Brady & Bill
>Drew Bledsoe's inability to stay healthy brought Tony Romo to the Cowboys

Goddamn you Bledsoe. I hope your winery burns to the ground.

Also his middle name is McQueen.

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the 2001 injury would have happened to anyone in that situation. in 2006 it was more due to his poor play than injuries that romo replaced him. romo was drafted before bledsoe even joined the cowboys.

Was genuinely shocked to recall that Drew bledsoe was still playing in 2006

I wouldn't call what he did in 2006 'playing', rather just existing in the NFL

Nonetheless. I think of him as a 90s guy

>yfw the Jets are responsible for the Patriots as they are now

It's tough being a Niners fan

>you now remember NFL Rush Zone

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i'm alone and now i'm sorry

i'm at home and now it's scary

and it seems like something's coming soon

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day comes around and i won't wake up

dismiss the sounds of ill defined make up

it counts as loud but it just leaves me cold

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i was thinking

disillusioned

and you were sinking

into memory

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fuck off

*adds value to the team for reasonable prices in your path*

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you cannot imagine my suffering

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>it's a good thing im not autistic anymore

Sorta. We're still some arrogant niggers with hubris.

>Yea Forums-shitty poetry

>shitty
excuse me????

>have the most cap space in the league by far
>don't sign any big FAs
why?

>me and Brady’s Sixth Ring

>gets stuck with a slow underperforming team for cheap because "muh value" and "hes a real football guy" instead of drafting higher talent and signing big names
I watched ted thompson do this for years

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Yah but most ACLs are because weird knee bending when you run or jump and fall.

Wntz's had his knee sandwiched between two torpedoes, because he ran for a TD, not only breaking his ACL but MCL also.

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Because he realizes he has a bunch of guys on the team who are due new, bigger contracts overall the next two seasons, and that the team still doesn’t have a good enough core to be put over the top with free agents

He actually tore the ACL before the tackle

Seems to work okay for the patriots

Stale meme. The Pats sign big FAs as much as other teams.

basado

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Because he doesn't need to. Building through the draft is cheaper and more efficient. He can keep that cap space for when he needs it to sign his own draft picks to keep the team together.

No, they trade for them with late round picks or sign them after off field issues or in the twilight of their careers. Randy Moss is the last big name free agent I remember for them.

pats are the best in the league at scheming and talent evaluation

Revis, but yes you are right in principle. There’s a reason they just let Flowers and Brown walk.

>forever known as the guy who got completely overshadowed and cucked by tom brady

wait til you see next years cap space

They have to sign Brady next year though no?

Brady will sign for peanuts.

bitchknees is still banned and Yea Forums is better without his disgusting presence

its very very hard to draft and develop a championship team. Many teams fail, especially because the draft is a gamble and many picks just dont work out. The FA is for adding players where your drafting failed, and adding high quality talent to your team you cant find through the draft.
Teams very rarely have enough draft capital to add the necessary talent to their team. Players from other teams also diversify the skillsets of your players by having them coached up by different coaches and systems. A team can get into a rut where certain positions have recurring weaknesses because no coaching staff is perfect, or every new players had to start their NFL career from day one while youre trying to compete for a championship.
Ive watched many teams stick with their guys and avoid the market altogether, and they end up overpaying their own guys and failing to fix roster holes through the draft. The reality is both the market and draft are important. You need talented players to win championships, even so that you can still win by overpaying talented players. you cant win with entirely second rate players just because of draft value or cap saving
ive watched the packers collapse in the playoffs for years because of their roster follies. Ron Wolf came and traded in the draft and signed impact players and won a championship. He then spent a decade drafting and signing his own guys with severe roster deficiencies. Then ted thompson traded up in the draft and signed impact players, only to let them walk after the superbowl and never replace them through the draft alone. Steelers and seahawks have been stuck with B grade rosters because of their value signings and safe drafting. I'm afraid Ballard isn't trying to maximize his short term window, and the colts will peak before they can get through the superbowl. Its seems too conservative of a strategy

>colts peak too early
So that's why the patriots suck in September and only start to get serious after November.
It all makes sense now!
(Also you seem to have a good eye for how well a team drafts,can you give me your take on the patriots?)

T.bh it would be better if reddit bay never posted

Nice digits

The thing you’re missing on is that drafting isn’t enough to win a super bowl, true, but you need it to build a base culture that you can then bring free agents into.
The colts are still a rebuilding team. They overachieved last season. Ballard said this would be a three year rebuild from the start and we are entering year three. Next year is (ideally) a point where the team’s culture has solidified and you can start to bring in a free agent or three to put you over the top.
I watched Ryan Grigson ruin the same team by throwing money at big name free agents and giving zero effort in the draft. The colts had one of, if not the worst rosters in the NFL entering 2017. They aren’t elite by any means now, but they are probably in the top dozen or so. That change has happened because of Ballard building through the draft and spending sparingly on veterans in free agency.

I really don’t think people appreciate how terrible the colts roster was after the Ryan Grigson “DUDE JUST PAY OVER THE HILL BIG NAMES LMAO” years. It was Luck, Hilton, Vontae, and a handful of mediocre guys on top of piles of garbage

patriots started off with a championship team when belichick and brady started the dynasty, and the patriots slowly accumulated the best talent evaluators and position coaches in the league. also having the most experienced and studied QB in history in an offensive scheme that incorporates young players sure doesnt hurt
most teams fail because they lack elite talent that can overcome when the team gets beat by scheme and adjustments, see the vikings last year. Very balanced roster full of B grade players, but they lack elite edge rushers or explosive offense players that can make plays even when not put in the best position to succeed. Belichick very rarely fails to put his players in positions to succeed because he wins every adjustment and has worked with every scheme. The guy is a wikipedia on everything football from strategy to history
their roster deficiencies appear though. When they get lucky they win 6 superbowls. when they get unlucky they fail to win for 9 years

Should dick size and virility be taken into account when drafting players?

in

my

self righteous suicide

Players with low sperm count should be higher on your draft board because they have a lesser chance of breaking a toddler's arm.

I would draft only small dicked players. They play angrier.

death to all tripfags

I'm Tom Brady!

Hi, Tom.

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Why hello there!!!

Prob should have a few big dicked giga nigga defensive linemen tho

Your career is forever tainted by cheating and rule changes that favor the offensive side of the ball. You will never be as good as Joe Montana.

I read the article on how he's missing the gene normal people have to keep their bodies in proportion/human-looking. Basically, he is literally an actual mutant/mutation

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i wanna hatefuck you wife

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18-1

Sounds like unadulterated bullshit.

you can still sign players that fit your culture, especially from other teams with strong winning culture. I would argue the culture will never form if you draft all your players and dont end up winning
as nice as it is to think they overachieved last year, they still won a playoff game with a talented front, good Oline, and franchise QB. Theyre close enough to contention that it would be a waste of a depreciating capital to waste a year of talented players on your team knowing youre not doing everything you can do to help them win this year. Its not fair to the players either
There are many wrong ways to build a roster, I understand that. I think Ryan Pace moved the window too soon and blew all his draft capital on a team that wasnt ready to compete last year. I like what the Packers did by signing B grade players that are culture fits and still not giving up significant future draft capital and cap space. I like them trading up for the best players availible rather than trading down for pretty good players when the colts could have just drafted sweat where they were and really help the defense. It seems like a GM that knows he can put together a competitive team, even if they werent last year. You cant waste years of a franchise QB and the talent they do have

shit I'm probably missing that too. unironically look like this.

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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Peak performance nothing, dude couldn't outrun my grandma

Everything he did was to promote longevity. Training too hard when you're young will blow out your body. Tom will play well into his 50s.

How many second rounds picks is too many?

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I like trannies too

No other sports moment even comes CLOSE to 18-1

Fuck she's fine. And to answer your question you can't have too many 2nd round picks.

his job is to throw, not to run.

>Bruce Allen appeared on NFL Total Access to put those rumors to rest and claim victory over Gettleman in the NFL Draft chess game. Bruce said, "I'm almost positive Dave has no clue what our draft board would be. I don't know what draft boards he knows, but he doesn't know ours."

lmao.

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>Marshawn Lynch could return to Raiders following Crowell injury

but i saw her pusy

Notice he never said "Jones wasn't our first choice."

read the picture please.

I don't know why he would. To further tarnish his HOF bid with low efficiency seasons behind a young 1st round draft pick?

youtube.com/watch?v=00Q-ZPjgapo

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broncos are winning a superbowl in the next 5 years

>have literal retard as QB
>sign diva WR to record breaking contract
>trade him leaving gorillions in dead cap
>pick a QB #6 overall who probably wouldn't even have been drafted
>one of your picks gets shot

Like seriously has a franchise ever been this JUSTed

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Redskins.

Ah yes the team with 47 QBs on the roster and about 12 more as higher ups, Broncos ain't winning shit, maybe the 1st round pick for next year unless the chorgers outchorge everyone again

They do have a dumb amount of QBs on their roster lmao

Pretty rapid decline but plenty of franchises implode spectacularly. 02 49ers come to mind
>HC mooch
>pro bowler QB Garcia
>future HoF WR Owens
>playoff bid
>narrowly lose to the super bowl winning bucs
>all 3 gone in the offseason due to the incompetence of the Yorks
>hire literal who coaching staffs
>can't build a team after they run anyone who was associated with Bill Walsh out of the building
>don't post another winning season until 2011
Literally a lost decade for no good reason.

>giants lose the 2002 WS
>nanners fucking shit themselves
>shorks shork like always
It was a bad time

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Imagine being the Bucs and seeing how other teams over the history of the league have had success over the history of the league and deciding you are going to do the complete opposite. Especially at developing a young QB.

>But Winston
Even if you think Winston is shit, you would still want to set up the best possible situation for Tua/Fromm/Herbert or whoever the top recruits are for next year.

Reminder

Is >your team relevant, /nfl/?

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Where is the cutoff for relevance?

Reminder that the 49ers dynasty was so successful that in a fit of jealousy the NFL owners pushed out the GOAT owner Eddie D over some petty non football business nonsense in Louisiana and they are trying to do the exact same thing to Robert Kraft by turning a simple hand job into a """sex trafficking""" offense.

2014, if your team hasn't done anything in the last 5 years it isn't relevant

t. Brady nuthugger

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Double digit wins with a record better than .500 in the playoffs in the last 20 years.

Literally Chad from the meme

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yfw i fuck your moms pussy

Why are you upset? Just put some work into your body

Either way >we are not relevant.

Bruh I quit coming here when the season ended and you’re still beat up about some bitch come draft time

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What is “something”?
Does making a Super Bowl count? What about 4/5 of playoffs? Because you’re saying the Panthers are relevant if so.

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Your retards realize everyone roids in the NFL right? No one cares as long as you don't get caught, its an open secret.

That’s just flat, gross population of fans—not relevance.

this. I knew a guy that was just a practice squad guy, and he said everyone roided

will josh jacobs make an immediate impact for the raiders now that he'll be starting?

Yankees losing to Redsox up 3 games in 04 is far worse

I want just one thing in Western society to be real

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That's why it's not a controversy when someone gets caught. Peyton got caught getting HGH "for his wife" and Edelman only got a 4 game suspension last season for using PEDs. In baseball those guys would have been suspended for an entire season.

We have souls and empathy that are real. The east has no such thing.

Well no shit Sherlock but there isn't any feasible way for that white boy to hide those power levels on a drug test. You're supposed to cycle off by now so you don't get popped at OTA s that's how they pinched Brian Cushing too.

How the fuck can they justify Lamar starting when Tebow never got a chance?

>white boy

You mean man, usually when we are talking about other people with a normal race we don't need to point our that they are white. You just say "man" or "guy". You sound like some stupid nigger when you say "white boy"

Dwayne Haskins looks like Biggie Smalls lol

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tebow was a southern white christian male so it is okay.

based

Teboq had plenty of chances. He just sucked.

They won't even make the playoffs

*doinks

The only arguement Lamar has is "muh wins" and Tebow beats him at that. Tebow won a playoff game.

Lmao why so sensitive on Yea Forums?

Trying to teach him a lesson. Don't talk like a nigger because it makes him look dumb as shit.

I miss when you would randomly post the wrong image.

>makes user on Yea Forums look like a dumbass
Dumbest post I've read all day tbqh. Besides I'm literally older than all these boys in the NFL

I’d let this white boy BLEACH my brown hole if you catch my drift

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fragile white boi

How's it feel knowing you have disgusting shit colored skin, nasty greasy nappy hair, lower intelligence, and no father?

at least my father never beat me

I can see where you're coming from

Funny that both moments involve New York and Boston

Hows it feel that your ex is taking a black cock all the way to her belly button tonight?

*4channel

Raiders just signed Doug Martin lads

My wife is disgusted by niggers, she watches a lot of news and thinks that all niggers will kill and rape her if they ever had the chance. She's a smart girl

Only niggers beat their kids

Peak Yea Forums. You gentlemen are retards

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They’re so desperate to hurt each other, but all they know is their respective implied skin colors lel

we're just messing with the fag
none of us are actually black

I'm black though

Nobody honestly gives a shit what color you are beyond trying to hurt your feelings about it when they have no other weapons to argue with

I give a shit, I only like asians and whites. The rest of skin colors should not be on Yea Forums.

>he likes Asians
You must not live in the Bay Area my friend.

>running away from contact is risking injury
this is some mental gymnastics

>*secretly has rape fantasies about them*
>every time she watches the news with you she just nods and agrees with you
>ew yeah they're gross. I mean they're just so big and they look like animals. I bet they'd tear me apart who would want that?
>*trails off and bites her lower lip*
You've already been cucked you just don't know it.

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Honestly I think you’re just a falseflagging brown or black person at this point in modern day political discourse. Jussie Smollet, the mosques burning down, etc. Post your hand if you really want to make people hate whites more on Yea Forums
And I’m a right wing American Hispanic male, but I still see your bullshit

You're a cuck dude. Only a porn addled cuckboi like you could ever think of something like that

???

>he’s still going
>his view on normal human interaction is warped by the copious amount of pornography he consumes
Nice. Your people were literally enslaved.

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The patriots are not a Boston team. They represent New England, and they play in Foxborough. Neither of those two places are Boston.

Lots of them take PED’s but nobody takes anabolic steroids. There’s a difference.

Philly is so based, that draft will never be topped

They ain't gunna do shit to Kraft after they forced Eddie D out. Kraft is going to suppress and slander and do everything he can to keep the video off the internet. Eddie D did literally nothing wrong.

>no u
Cope
Your mother was literally enslaved to my cock last night.

Racist name. Can’t wait for it to be changed maybe then the tire fire that is that franchise can turn it around

Imagine being so pathetic that a Jumaji looking motherfucker just had to throw a net on you and take you to go work on a farm lol
And then you actually do it for a hundred years pfffhahaba

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That’s why nobody liked them until 2001 everybody in New England were giants fans until Brady

The franchise is already turning around. They have their qb of the future.

He’s black so (doubt)

How much porn do you watch? Your mind is beyond repair at this point

how can they be racist if they have a black qb?

Luck is the absolute most garbage fucking quarterback and it’s a travesty that he gets praised by anybody, he is a complete and utter nobody and it is offensive to anybody with an even 100 IQ to consider him a top 30 quarterback. He is a garbage nerd who plays for a stacked team and has his entire career, and he is a big shithead. Fuck him. Fuck his shitty football, fuck him for stealing Veronica from me, and fuck his “AHAHAHAHA LOOK AT ME I WON A FEW PLAYOFF GAMES XD LE BASED COLTS FANS MY FELLOW EBIN REDDIT PEDES LOLOLOL”.

Rise up. Expose frauds.

The name is racist, not the team. Reading comprehension, ever hear of it?

>imagine living your life caught up in the exploits of your ancestors
Sad. I'm finna fuck a white bitch on tinder rn and there's nothing you can do about it
My dick is beyond wet at this point. Stay dry and salty lil boy.

I... agree. Luck is the most reddit QB there is, even more than Mahomes. He is not a true AFCS chad like Deshaun Watson. He scored five (5) points in the pro bowl target practice and cost the AFC the contest.

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I'm black and I can tell you're just a larping white cuck.

Who hurt you?

>Snyder repeatedly bends over backwards to select black qbs
He isn't racist. The team isn't racist. The name isn't racist. Get over it you liberal shithead.

This. We all know Watson dominated the colts in the playoffs last year while Anscrew Cuck got ran over by the texans

>Imagine LARPing like some nerd to impress Yea Forums
Sad. I think pornhub is more your speed

Who’s the most Reddit qb

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The name is racist, have you read the news ever?

Rodgers

They call themselves that. It's just drama queens whining for media attention.

Andrew Luck. Indianapolshit is reddit the city. Indiana is a bunch of retard flyover Hicks who voted for Drumpf, and they don’t deserve anything as the homophobic racist sexist bigoted troglodyte incest babies they are.

Yeah you're right I don't even care I didn't even start with the race baiting shit I just played along cuz some random was feeling extra sensitive today for some reason and this thread is deader than a doornail.

Corporate news is fake news

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Lets unpack this. Did you have a bad experience when you visited Indiana?

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These posts are off-topic if you catch my drift /nfl/

Messiposters and Billsposters must unite

Why would I ever visit such an irrelevant shithole?

all soccer threads and posters should be moved to Yea Forums where they belong.

I don’t know. We can move along if you like. Do you know anyone from Indiana?

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You are the most pathetic and sensitive faggot ITT by far. Blacked and cuck porn has rotted your brain

Yeah and he’s toxic masculinity incarnate. Horrible person. Womanizer. Needs to leave here immediately.

Why would the Raiders sign Doug Martin instead of bringing back Marshawn Lynch?

Because you touch yourself at night

*wins the AFC East*

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how can he even see receivers with that giant fucking nose in the way?

*shines shoes while hitching himself to yet another bust QB*

He cute from that angle

Squidward is a dolphin?

2019 Playoff Picture:

AFC East: Patriots
AFC North: Browns
AFC South: Jaguars
AFC West: Chargers
Wild Card: Steelers
Wild Card: Titans/Jets

NFC East: Cowboys
NFC North: Lions make a surprise surge and win this shit division full of bad teams
NFC South: Panthers
NFC West: Rams
Wild Card: Falcons
Wild Card: 49ers/Seahawks

>B-b-but what about the Colts?
Regression. They weren't very good last year. They'll be consistently worse this year. No redemption streak.

>Saints?
Same. They're not going to repeat their performance of 2018, they're not even going to make the playoffs as Drew is unfortunately a shell of himself and much of the news cycles will be about his imminent retirement). Saints will actually finish 5-11

>LMAO no mention of Green Bay!? Fake! They're winning it all this year. Aaron Rodgers is a god!
No. 7-9 or 8-8 at best. The Lions barely win the division at 9-7, or barring them, the Bears. Nobody else in this shit division makes the playoffs.

>Chiefs
Lost too much shit. Mahomes is still great but the Chargers are consistently slightly better. They finish 8-8 or 9-7.

Just posting this for future bragging rights.

Kyler Murray was just picked 1 overall lmao

Come on user, gimmie your pick for the 2020 Super bowl!

not him but the next 3 owl winners are Clots, Razorcakes, and Xhehawks

Not a big Cowherd guy but this was really funny.

>Who’s the most Reddit qb
Rodgers, Brees, Luck, and Mahomes. Least reddit are Newton, Roethlisberger, Rivers, and Brady.

>Wild Card: 49ers

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Out of the playoff picture I just listed? It's tough. I think the Panthers. They have a history of bad years and good years. I think 2019 is a very good year for them and they're a sleeper. I think at the very least they make the NFC Championship game.

It's hard to pick just one team this early though. I'll pick 1 AFC and 1 NFC team. AFC I think the Jaguars win the owl. NFC I think the Panthers.

Not my fault the NFC is full of terrible teams. I don't mean they convincingly make the Wild Card. I mean they finish 9-7 and win on tiebreakers.

>no Eagles

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Don't sleep on us bro

Rivers is reddit as fuck, they all love him because of his charity work and all the meme faces he makes

Based and Pantherspilled

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They limped into the playoffs a broken mess in 2018 and only made it because Cousins is a more laughable mess than they were. What makes you think they'll do better in 2019 with no Foles to get the team out of trouble and unite the team?

zoomer 5.4 bitch

Cuz based Howie made all the right moves.

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underrated leaf post

>Jernigan re-signed with the Eagles on Friday about six weeks after the Eagles declined the option on his contract, making him an unrestricted free agent.

>Jernigan’s previous contract? Four years, $48 million.

>The new contract? One year, $1.25 million with bonuses that can bring the deal up to $2 million.

>Only $1 million of the deal is guaranteed — $750,000 of the base salary and the $250,000 signing bonus.

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Who’s the best bald player?

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>nobody knew that
I knew that. A lot of people knew it.

I know right? Clearly SF is a lock for division champ. user must be a delusional Rasm fan.

Tom Brady

1. Browns
2. Ravens
3. Bengals
4. Steelers

>Least reddit are Newton

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Brian "Hoyer the Destroyer" Hoyer

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What an obsessed faggot.

High test.

Doesn’t play anymore

Howie do it?

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based

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That’s how good he is :^)

Remember when almost every team had a safety who couldn’t pass cover worth a shit but would kill shot any receiver going over the middle or any running back who made it to the open field?

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>p-packers are just gonna be bad!
>lions take the division
/nfl/ - fanfiction

Press F to pay respects to the Kansas City superbowl window. 2018-2019

F

A fanbase who deserves only disappointment.

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go back to kikebook where you belong

Normal NFL teams get 7, Patriots have 14. Its like having having two teams in the draft

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Gotta say that's pretty based of those Kansas folks get your fucking drone out of my space Bezos I'll fucking kill you I know where your vacation home is.

Israel will annex Hatay within a decade.

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Rollin' ACL ripped to shreds; top surgeons repair but botch the operation causing a painful knee for the rest of his life (he jons CBS with Romo, Dan Fouts, Phil Simms, Boomer Esiason, Bill Cowher etc)

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unironically all cunts who fly their drone over someone else's property should have it shot down.

>Tom Brady retires
>gets his own show with Gronk on FS1
I'd watch it

>AFC South: Jaguars
>NFC East: Cowboys
>NFC North: Lions
>Wild Card: 49ers/Seahawks
this is bait

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yes good goy, die for Israel.

Jesus Christ almighty what did Belichick offer Satan?

He's not wrong

1. Spontaneous head aneurysm. Dead on field. NFL is kill due to national outrage but it was a freak accident that has nothing to do with contact sports.

Those are Australians

He's gonna get the Derek Carr treatment from his black O-Lineman, "that's for starting the slave trade!"

The Seahawks making the WC isn't a bad prediction considering they do it almost every year. The $)ers have no chance however at being a playoff even if Bosa somehow don't get injured.

Yup now is the worst part of the offseason begins

Check em fags

I’m going to fuck Carson Wentzs girl.

jesus christ I cant take it anymore, so many years of build up and hope all for the collapse to be this fucking season. Hold me chiefsbros

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Buildup to the draft is worse imho. Endless mock drafts is annoying af.

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He has to watch caged, though. Is it worth it?

I'd rather fuck (make love to) Carson desu
not gay

I hate this cuck.

I’m not a dick.

Why do people hate Roughing the Passer rules but have no problem with Roughing the Kicker even though QB’s and Kickers are equally protected?

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AP.

The Roach gone gay.

They are pretty dumb but don't matter as much because kickers don't touch the ball almost every play.

like Hillary would be any different.

This. Le epic r*ddit drone retards are going to bring about Ingsoc.

>defending your property from flying cameras peering in your window
>fucking hicks

Why would I want a man watching?

Because getting hit while your leg is in the air has a lot more potential for injury than getting hit while being a quarterback

Roughing the kicker is dumb as shit.

There is FA and still a bit of afterglow from the season ending recently so it's not as bad.

Now there's absolutely nothing until late July when training camps start

Hitting a kicker is mean because they aren't actually athletes. If anything the league needs to do more to protect them.

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He's either going to bust. Or he's going to be one of those bad pass catching receivers who can't run routes. You know, track star.

That unironically is a great pick for the cucks. Just have DK run Post and Go routes every single play because Wilson is one of the best and most accurate deep ball throwers in the league; he just has to be fast enough to beat the DB covering him

berds

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sy but no matter how shit the steelers get the bengals will always be the worst

Keim fucking sucks. Fuck him for trying to spin the rosen trade as them getting value.

this. russ wilson has a better deep ball than anyone in the league.
rodgers brees winston stafford flacco all have great deep balls but they dont trust it or pull the trigger on them enough like wilson does

mahomes and allen may be taking that title pretty soon though.
fuck Im still mad about the bills draft. solid draft. but goddammit spend some money on a top tier TE or draft one or get him some stud WR's to develop instead of the scrubs he has.
you dont give the entire teams support to a developing QB and they can plateau and stall out before the rookie contract is up

What's Kelvin Benjamin up to?

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what's wrong with tyreek hill?

Honestly makes you wonder how much he pissed off Goodell

>the entire time deflategate was going on I just ignored everything because of all the fucking brain dead dick sucking patriots fans made any talk an exercise in futility
>listening to mike francesca rants on youtube as a way to fall asleep
>in bed, 2 hour long video of him talking about deflategate
>end up getting wrapped up in the video and completely change my mind on the whole ordeal

he's right. belichick is fucking nixon. just a supreme scumbag that even when he's 100% gonna win still does anything to find an edge.
tom brady is a fucking scumbag two faced lying piece of shit.
the entire boston sports media should be fucking lined up against a wall and shot.

I used to be "so what, it wouldnt have made a difference, he likes the balls a little deflated, every QB and guy on the ground likes certain things a certain way" etc. etc.
I thought the suspension was pretty rough on bradys legacy.
but now I really think it was nowhere near enough. bill should have got a suspension. the entire organization stonewalling should have got fucking reprimanded.
the coverup. the phone. the guys in on it. really everyone else was right to be outraged.
its a small thing. it really is.
but it was deliberate cheating that was exposed and led to a coverup of months of denials and lies.
fuck those guys. I cant wait till belichick retires with brady because he knows without the goat behind him he would be exposed coaching without his magic golden boy bailing him out.

>goodell
Low test, tbqh.

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More like no test.

he abused his son both physically and verbally, and broke his arm.

Can someone break down the differences between an X, Y, and Z receiver

also I have had a queen mattress for close to a decade now and was thinking about getting a futon with a frame. thoughts

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G Men!

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He is literally going to become Cordarrelle Patterson 2.0

>He thinks Balls were actually deflated
Have you ever heard of something called the ideal gas law?

i got gangbanged by a group of somalians back in the winter of '19

I can see him as another Sidney Rice. Good reliable deep threat but also plagued by injuries

I want to bitch slap any one who abuses physics like this.

How many degrees change to alter the pressure inside?

No one likes you

Futons suck

yeah so thats why they had dedicated staff of people to take the balls off the field into a bathroom, then return to the field after half an hour

just equalizing the pressure of the ideal gas law huh
did tom have the guys saved as "the ideal gas law guy" in his phone? or was it the deflator?
>tyrone lopez here doesnt understand that the winter of '19 still hasnt happened yet and that he's referring to the future
afro hispanic education everyone

I like how you still felt the need to post this.

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this is why I keep talking about blacks, because they live in my head rent free

When you were raped, did you just lay there and take it because it made your fuck hard?

For the conditions of the 2015 AFC Championship Game, using Gay-Lussac’s law we can compute that the Patriots’ footballs should have had an on-field pressure of 11.32 psig, or pounds-per-square inch gauge pressure. This is assuming pregame inflation to 12.5 psig in a 71°F locker room, with an on-field temperature of 48°F.
Now let’s compare this prediction to the measurements. Using the Logo gauge, the values for the Patriots’ footballs were 11.80, 11.20, 11.50, 11.00, 11.45, 11.95, 12.30, 11.55, 11.35, 10.90 and 11.35 psig. The average of these values is 11.49 psig. Notice that eight of the eleven measured values are greater than the predicted pressure of 11.32 psig.
Accounting for an additional drop in pressure from some balls being wet, the agreement between prediction (11.32 psig) and observation (11.49 psig) is remarkably good. The difference of 0.17 psi is in line with the amount of warming that would be expected to occur during the measurement process, especially when one accounts for the fact that the Patriots’ footballs were kept in a bag before being measured during halftime.

It's not gay if you get hard.

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Stop watching cuck porn

>did you just lay there and take it because it made your fuck hard?
> it made your fuck hard?
we dont need flags. what we need is a skin tone indicator for these boards.
if the opposing equipment manager can tell the balls were doctored in comparison to the balls the colts were playing with thats a pretty damning sign it was deliberate. I mean why the cover up and destruction of evidence if it was all just naturally occurring variability in pressure?

No one likes you

What the fuck am I reading

>implying
It doesn't matter how much smoke there is fuckwad. The science basically proves there was no tampering and it was nothing but a witch hunt.

Tom what the fuck are you doing in Belichick's office? Get your ass back to the QB room, we have work to do

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I think next year, Shenault, Foster, Beasley, Sills, Brown is going to be a good group

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You didn't answer the question. How come?

Still undergoing his treatments for gender reassignment

A copy pasta from a Patriots faggot desperately clinging to the chance that Tom Brady isn't a cheater with a soft grip.

Then I misunderstood what you were asking. What exactly do you want me to give you?

The formula for calculating the pressure change from warm to cold.

Because the Ravens FO actually wants Lameme to succed while Tebow was a Mcdaniel's pick and Elway couldn't wait to get rid of him plus the media attention that he brought. Also if Lameme was released today his market wouldn't be that much better than what Tebow was back in 2012.

>copypasta
Holy fucking kek. The amount of delusion in this one post is unreal.

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How does he keep winning owls without deflating tho

Four teams that will improve this season:

>Patriots
>Raiders
>49ers
>Falcons

Four teams that will regress this season:

>Chiefs
>Saints
>Bears
>Eagles

Four teams that will not improve or regress:

>Giants
>Packers
>Bills
>Panthers

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(12.5+14.7)*(460+48)/(460+71)-14.7 =11.32

where:

12.5 = starting Patriots’ gauge pressure in psig

14.7 = atmospheric pressure (add this to psig to get absolute pressure)

460 = add this to degrees Fahrenheit to get absolute temperature (Rankine scale)

71 = locker room temp, in degrees Fahrenheit

48 = field temperature, in degrees Fahrenheit

The ratio of the two absolute temperatures, (508°R / 531°R = 0.9567) is about 95.7%, meaning that, in absolute terms, the temperature fell by 4.3% from locker room to field. Therefore, the absolute pressure in the footballs should also fall by 4.3%, from 27.2 psi to about 26.02 psi. Subtract 14.7 psi from this last number and you get 11.32 psig, the predicted on field relative pressure for the Patriots' footballs.

Andrew luck? More like Andrew Cuck

Thats nothing, McCaffrey is going to look like this once the season starts

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(P/T) = k
where:

P is the pressure of the gas,
T is the temperature of the gas (measured in kelvins),
k is a constant.
(You need to be using absolute units though.)

Again, you can't site the formula, even though you fucking quoted the scientist who discovered it. Is really delusional.

Volume/Temperature=konstant.

Simple.

Reminder that pre-salary cap rings literally do not count

Imagine still giving a shit about defakegate in 2019

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See:

Same reason Nick Foles beat him.

Oh boy, at least now we know why you're wrong. Again.

It's not fair to say the Raiders or $)ers will improve because they have literally nowhere else to go but up. Unless either team is gonna go 0-16 they really couldn't get much worse.

Pressure is not volume.

Refball?

Exactly.

That isn't even the correct law because that assumes that volume isn't fixed. Learn your fucking chemistry.

Luck?

Are you both fucking idiots? Its the Gay-Lussac's law of pressure–temperature.

Its just terminology from the west coast coaching tree. From left to right your XYZ receivers. "X" and "Z" guys were always your outside guys and Y could be a TE or a slot hence the "spider Y 2 banana" in Grudens verbage scheme the "Y" refers to the TE being on a corner route in an I formation which is how I've commonly seen the play but it could ALSO refer to a slot receiver if you have one. I think over time the west coast offense just got so popular and so many guys had played in it and went on to become color analysts that they just started to carry over the terminology off handedly. If they're referring to a Y receiver they mean a slot guy. If they say X or Z they mean an outside guy. You may see these terms thrown around more when talking about a west coast offense like Kyle Shanahan's, one of the comments made by analysts when they drafted Deebo in the 2nd is that he's a "true X receiver for this offense" with the implication being that not only is he a guy who will play outside but that he will fill the unique style of play required of West Coast outside receivers such as impeccably timed short to medium routes like slants, digs, ins, outs, short posts/corners, come backs etc.

The most reddit are Luck > Brees > Rodgers > Mahomes > Mayfield > Foles > Rivers > Wilson > Goff > Brady (the patriots have the biggest subreddit of any nfl team)
The least Reddit are Roethlisberger (rapist) and Eli (boomer)

Look at these Brainlets thinking that the Gay-Lussac's law of pressure–temperature isn't an actual thing. P/T = konstant And this represents the relationship between pressure and temperature with an object with a fixed volume.

>patsfags still butthurt
KEK

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The eagles have a bigger subreddit.

>He follows a player instead of a team
Pathetic.

>Packers get swept in back to back years by Detroit
>B-B-But Roger

Are muh nanners reddit?

>if i spam billion times, it will be real!
i'm an Eagles fan retard. stay butthurt

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>I think over time the west coast offense just got so popular and so many guys had played in it and went on to become color analysts that they just started to carry over the terminology off handedly.
10/10 well informed post

same way SEC scouting verbiage has entered the league as standardized terms
I love the old 1970s southern terms nfl and ncaa guys use that doesnt really mean anything to people who dont know what it means
>you got your hog molly lined up front here
>you put this guy in a phone booth and he can take on any guy in the league
now we have a lot of bro science terms like twitchy and oily hips that are still descriptive but not nearly as fun as dat sumbitch gotta gud bull rush cuz he gots sand in his pants.

>But he's still rooting for nick foles and the jaguars
>He's a fan of a player and 2 teams
Folesbenis outed to be a ledditfag

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yes, they overpowered me, i couldn't do anything.

>watching other teams makes you ledditfag
brainlet take, kys mutt

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and filtered ;)

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>Gettleman defended drafting Daniel Jones because a GIants fan at a bagel shop said it was a good pick
Lmao it's the Browns taking advice from a hobo all over again

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>33 minutes from downtown Boston
>not a Boston team

>he didn't already have that fag filtered
You gotta step up your game turkfrend.

>t. First year fan

well, you are right.

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nice try but it's my 4th year as an Eagles fan :)

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He lies alot, he's 'filtered' me like 80 times.

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That's right, who would be an Eagle fan after Wentz fucked it all up last year so bad that Foles chose to go to the London Jasg?

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Ouuuch! Well thats going to be one disgruntled employee right there

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The AAF proved that the Jags belong in San Antonio.

The Jags belong in this dumpster.

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Putting them in a dumpster isn't going to earn the shield $$$$.

>man, I don't even know what language they speak in England

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Say something nice about him

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He seems like a smart guy. I wouldn't mind having him as a qb.

Will give the Bears two easy wins for the next two seasons.

He did a great job defrauding the vikings out of 143,220,000.96 Azerbaijani manat

He's such an autistic doofus it's hard to outright hate him.

my friend is pretty close with guys like Anthony Barr and he alleges that it’s only practice squad scrubs who take steroids, not the actually talented people

How thielen didn't just slap him in the face I don't even know

tom 6rady

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> 501.115.440 Turkish Liras

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moss was trded to the pats for a 4th rounder, he wasn't a free agent

El Goato.

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based because he's going teach trevor lawrence next year when the vikings draft him.

Your friend is the dealer then lmao

I find it hard to believe guys recover from practice and those hits every week without the use of PEDs.

tbf they have unlimited access to nutrition, trainers, recovery specialists, etc.

if you’re already the best at football like plenty of these guys are/were then it makes no sense to use roids. Are there nameless lineman on the bubble who use them? Sure, but guys like OBJ, Saquon Barkeley, Luke Kuechly, etc etc etc who have always been Gods at football, why wouldn’t they just lift if it’s gotten them that far?

what makes you think they havent been roiding all along? if youre great without roids couldnt you be better/a superstar with them?

well, plenty of them are normal looking guys who are just in shape, like OBJ or Randy Moss, even Kuechly looks like a regular dude except he’s the best MLB in the NFL.

2nd it’s still a risk and why would you take it if you didn’t absolutely have to?

roids don't just make you huge user they have other advantages athletes take them for running, jumping, endurance and recovery so "normal looking guys" can very much be on steroids

STOP SKEEYUP!!! HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!

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>t. complete retard
You are a biased moron. If you actually understood the state of deflategate in depth and didn't fall for some random asshole's opinion/propaganda completely simply because you WANTED to believe him, you'd know it's pure bullshit and character assassination.

The NFL had absolutely nothing on them and the only thing they could even cite to punish New England for is they thought Tom Brady was being "uncooperative". They didn't find that he cheated, just that he apparently didn't pull down his shorts enough for the NFL quickly enough to fuck his ass. Retarded.

Redskins bringing #7 out of retirement for Dwayne Haskins, Joe Theismann gives new his blessing
No Washington player has worn the jersey number since Theismann retired in 1985.

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Wagner is objectively the best MLB linebacker in the game

He'll probably be a good coach one day.

This guy is 6’5” 241 and is more athletic than most quarterbacks
Yes I know he’s a punter not a kicker but if you rough him you get called for RTK

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Nah

>MLB linebacker
I'm drunk, forgive my stupidity

Yeah. Kuechly is second best

Nah

if that were true then NBA and soccer players would constantly get popped for steroids

Nice scene at the Chiefs practice field today
>Jamaal Charles (in a suit) received his final handoff from the MVP before retiring.
mobile.twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1123698939209965569

This woman is so autistic

Berds

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You're right. is most likely a panthers homer.

Baste skeyup

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I dont like the Panthers. But the majority of both the Seattle fanbase and the rest of the NFL knows Luke is the best LB in the NFL

No offense the black guy in Seattle hes great too but no Luke

Nope. He's not the best middle linebacker, let alone best LB in the NFL. Hate to break it to you, bud.

Well go on keep being idiot....

Luke Kuechly made 20 tackles for loss last year which was double his career high and might as well have played by himself given how hard the Panthers' defense went to total shit around him.

Wagner is a very good player but the Seahawks' system is automatic.

2 year varsity letterman starting MLB for a top division high school here. Luke is the best of this generation but Wagner is right up there. Luke knows the playbook of the Saints, Falcons etc better than anyone other than Drew Brees and Matt Ryan lol. Wagner is probably the better athlete though, he's a freak. Remember Luke was one of those transcendent prospects was that got drafted in the Top 8 overall out of Boston College, a private school across the river from Harvard and MIT. Wagner was a literal who that went in the later rounds so he definitely outperformed his expectations

Just 5 months until Baker gets his back broken and is carried of the field on a stretcher

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I saw Luke literally throw his own teammate out of the way last year to make a tackle. He's Dick Butkus good at the position.

A.J. Brown, Ole Miss
Round: 2 / Pick: 51 by the Titans
>Fun fact: every receiver named "A.J." whose last name is a color has been a 7-time Pro Bowler in the NFL.

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He survived JJ watt and jadaveon clowney, nick bofa is nothing

Former GM of Dolphins and Jets Mike Tannenbaum: "Ryan Tannehill: is the better quarterback than Marcus Mariota" and will beat him out as the starter

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There is literally nothing that Tannehill does that Mariota cannot do better.

Plus the fact that Mariota's a gamer who willingly throws blocks for his teammates despite being a china doll. If I were Mariota's teammate I'd jump off a building for him.

Bosa has two sacks before Baker's back get broken. When Baker's back gets snapped in two is hard to tell who caused it, as there were three guys smashing into him at the same time.

Anyone else starting to kind of like how Daniel Jones fits with the Giants?

The fact that he really hasn't gotten huffy about everyone shitting on him and calling him a bust really makes me draw a parallel between him and Eli. Plus the Giants' quarterbacks have never been given the same sort of knob-slobbing the Eagles and Cowboys' quarterbacks have: Simms was booed mercilessly on Draft Day and Eli has been the single most-criticized QB in the league from the time he stepped in the building.

Hope everyone had a happy Keep Pounding Day.

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I am still salty as fuck that Richard Seymour was a HoF finalist for having an okay career on Super Bowl-winning teams in a big market and Sam Mills wasn't despite despite the fact that every small linebacker owes their career to him.

In terms of sheer will and building himself up from nothing, Sam Mills is my favorite player of all-time.

Rings matter

Sam Mills was arguably the most important player on the Dome Patrol, was the leader of an expansion Panthers team that went to the NFCCG in its second season, and the emotional backbone of the Panthers' Super Bowl XXXVIII team despite the fact that he was literally dying.

What did Seymour do that was transcendent on those early 2000s Patriots teams?

One of the greatest pocket passers of all time was black.

>Eli has been the single most-criticized QB in the league
east coast jews really think this
they really think their microcosm of sports radio cacophony is the way of the rest of the world

gee whiz guys dont you hate how much hate eli gets? god I what do you guys do on puerto rican pride day? I cant even leave the house to get some nice lox and bagels. I swear those ricans take over the streets and I cant even leave the house. Its like Im shomer shabbot even.

#7 is the kino QB number

Talent was never a question with Vince Young. Vince Young failed in the NFL because he is literally one of the dumbest people to ever play in the league. He couldn't even hold down a job at TEXAS because of how soft in the head he is.

It's a shame, because you'd like to see the hero of the greatest game in the history of college football be more than a neanderthal.

The national media has been calling for Eli to be benched and forgotten about for the past three years and has accused Eli of "Wasting Odell's talent" despite the fact that the Giants have had bottom-five rosters for most of the time since they won Super Bowl XLVI.

Eli was a Pro Bowler in 2015 and the Giants had about six or seven games that they blew in the final minute because their defense was staffed by literal Arena Football players. And don't even get me started on Ereck Flowers.

It is if you know where to get it.

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pocket passer: A real nigga who be going through a fake ass marks pockets after he sleep dat ass

ah who could forget dartrayvion simmons.
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pocket passer

>Drew Bledsoe's inability to stay healthy doomed the NFL to the reign of terror of Brady & Bill

The Pats had to decide between Bledsoe and Rick Mirer.. Brady was inevitable.

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>SF: Shanahan suggests Jalen Hurd could move to TE
Can someone explain to me why I don't hear more hype about Hurd? Dude is a physical monster and has demonstrated that he can put up numbers playing a ton of different positions. It seems like a home run pick, but I don't see a ton of people excited. Is he a shit route runner or something?

>Vince Young failed in the NFL because he is literally one of the dumbest people to ever play in the league.
we are talking black QBs. no need to be redundant.
but goddamn vince young. the thing about him at texas, and in the pros in a limited capacity.

his stride. it wasnt outright speed. he wasnt changing gears. it wasnt fast twitch breakaways.
it was always just once he made a commitment to a line, his legs got going and once he hit that perfect stride he could just climb past people all the way up the field. even his cuts and jukes were all one 45 degree angles plant steps while maintaining his stride.
and that arm. dude had a fucking great arm.

but yeah his baboon dna just caught up to him in the pros. stupid, lazy and couldnt not chimp out when he got insulted and ran his mouth. totally doesnt have anything to do with being black.
youtube.com/watch?v=18ruAjEF2yE
coach wuz rayciss
hey Im a eli fan but Im telling you they are not wrong
eli didnt even fall off a cliff. he fell off everest into that 4 mile deep cave in venezuela and is still free falling.
they gave him all the weapons they could to help support his decline and he couldnt do shit with them. enjoy that RB taken at 2 overall you hebrew scumbags.

>we are talking black QBs. no need to be redundant.
Yikes dude.

Hey man, look I loved the 49ers too, but they had HISTORICALLY few sacks last year. lets not get crazy just yet. Hopefully Ford and Bosa can turn that around, but remember a lot of sacks are caused by coverage, and we didn't exactly draft a lot of super stars in the secondary.

>JJ watt
A shame he's been through so much injury. He was such a monster when he was young. Think of what it would have been like if he'd have been firing on all cylinders his entire career?

Eli is a walking corpse that should have been burned 3 seasons ago. Instead you retards threw away odell

>getatan being racist
reruns are so dull

Not that guy, but 100% agree. The fact that Eli is the only guy to have wins over Brady in a super bowl, and he has TWO of them, proves that we're living in a simulation. There's no other logical explanation.

Also, can you fucking imagine trading away a player like Odell? Think of what type of locker room cancer he had to be for them to even consider that. I've only ever seen that with like... Terrell Owens.

>Vincent Young might be as dumb as a sack of hammers. That's what most people took from the rumor of his subliterate score on the Wonderlic test at the NFL combine.
subliterate

and thats fucking bomani jones.
I dont remember seeing that sjw nigger at any of the local klan meetings.
espn.com/espn/page2/story?page=jones/060301

Did you guys know Racism outside of Yea Forums is a reportable offense?
of course I'd never announce a report or tell anybody to report anybody in particular
just a fun bit of info

Jamaal Charles retires from the #NFL having earned just north of $41.7M across 11 seasons
That enough to buy Jennifer Aniston's Beverly Hills house

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Not surprised a casual like you has never heard of Warren Moon.

@92444056
that was suppose to be last year simp

That house better be dope as fuck inside, because if that's all she got for 42 million, she got fuckin' scammed.

Fucking Browns.. topkek

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Most 2019 Dead Cap

1. Dolphins, $37.5M
2. NYGiants, $33.8M
3. Cardinals, $30.3M
4. Steelers, $26.5M
5. Ravens, $23.6M

Go back to sucking off foles

Does that house come with an abandoned gold mine?

He's raw and moved to WR because he didn't want to get anymore concussions at RB
Yeah but Buckner had 13 on his own. The rest of the line was just trash. When people were saying we were deficient at de they were being kind we might as well have just played with 9 men on the field. It was so bad last year I started wondering why we don't just convert to a 3-4 and then I remembered all but one of our linebackers were also trash and he was a rookie. Pretty bad front 7 all around. I think our secondary might be average actually.

Wealth is wasted on the rich desu

Is this not the one Brad Pitt just gifted her the other day?

>packers
alright, give me your bs justification

>played a backup 3 of the last 4
>fg missed 6 kicks and a fluky special teams turnover when rodgers came in and put up more yards and time of possesion
Im shaking

im ready for the BWC

New thread needed

Jones will still be the Giants QB in 2029. Haskins won't get a 2nd contract as a starter. Screenshot this.

screen shot it yourself and post it to all your social media. the female ex-coworkers you stalked briefly, your aunts cousin, one of your younger brothers friends who sold you a gram ten years ago and a few people you're not sure you've ever met in real life will all see your post and assuredly know that you are the football Nostradamus and will probably bow to and worship your cock.

>jones will be a backup in indy by 2022

>Probably going to be surprised at how effective our offense becomes under Foles. The young core of receivers we have will shine with a quarterback who doesn't have to rainbow every throw. >Fournette now has an OL and a FB who can drive for him into open field.
>The defense continues to stack talent and I think we're going to see a return to the efficiency seen in 2017.

>mfw we're still going to go 7-9 because of injuries and inner turmoil

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she's sprayed his piss all over the master bedroom. you're fucking welcome, as well.

Jags / Rams -SB LIV- Goff has been injured at the start of the playoffs and Bortles has to take over for the Rams. He somehow leads the team through the playoffs with efficiency and poise. Gets to the SB and meets Foles at the coin toss...they share a moment of recognition at the strange coincidences that their teams should meet each other. The crowd of a few hundred murmur almost silently, texting on their phones or shooting a vlog. Suddenly in the distance...a low Chief Chop begins to grow. The low guttural cry of a bunch of overweight white people slowly begins gaining volume as Patrick Mahomes slides out from the tunnel on a wave of ketchup...his fingers dipping into it gently, before reaching them up to lick clean.

The thundering echo of a pirate ship's cannon breaks the chant as a massive steel ball crashes into the wave of ketchup, sending Mahomes flying towards the center of the field, where he gracefully tumbles 8 or 9 times through the air and lands on his feet next to Bortles and Foles like some kind of gay circus cat. He looks over, and with a ketchup stained grin, says "AHhhHHURrrr football".

Over the edge of the bowl, a rusty fucked up piece of shit pirate ship comes smashing over an entire row of fans. The lumpy and broken body of Bruce Arians, his red and beaten face from a season that includes 7 weeks of Away Games (including an overseas game) stands clutching at the wheel. The psychotic whirlwind of events that lead the Bucs to this years Superbowl will go down in history as some of the worst luck ever witnessed in professional sports that has ever resulted in a team still finding a way to make it to the big game. With his final utterance, he croaks out the words "...I can't, anymore" , as Jamis Winston fires himself out of the last functioning cannon on the ship straight into the ground. He dies on impact. Blaine Gabbert then fires himself out of the same cannon. He also dies on impact.

>Continue?

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>romo was drafted before bledsoe even joined the cowboys
Romo was an undrafted free agent

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