TOR vs. LAA

Stroman doing amazing
Sanchez pretty good, low endurance
Shoemaker was lethal until HE BROKE HIS FUCKING LEGFEETS

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shoemaker is nothing special, he would have regressed as usual.

he was decent here in LA but his one good pitch eventually gets figured out

nah man, the impants that we installed in his brain through that convenient hole in his head made him the ivan drago of Soviet Canada's baseball program. Screencap this for when the truth comes out

Sanchez ever get the blisters sorted out? Stroshow for real or SSS?

blisters and broken nails 4 lyfe my dawg
stroshow solid so far, I mean a lot of season to shit the bed

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Games fun to watch? I flipped through on a game and saw Socrates Brito try to swing a bat and noped the fuck out.

The Philosopher is literal garbage at the plate
>he can run
>he can field
>I guess he is a fast black dude?

Better or worse than Gose was?

I have been watching BJ baseball since 89 and I don't even know what fun is anymore
I would take Chris Davis in his slump over Brito, at least he is an interesting interview

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My boy putting in work

I am sad when Rowdy is upset. I wish he had a nice fat matzah ball to hit

Congrats on sticking to it. Started watching in 94. Watched up to 2014. Went to a game at PNC and learned to love baseball again. Got 20 game packs in 15 and 16 and went to most playoff games. I can't take another long cycle so I'll hop on the bandwagon and do a few score and standings checks a week in the meantime.

Guy has nasty stuff, anyone please to replace the gas-can that is chris stratton

rowdy might be fatter than bour. dude is a fucking southern fried baseball hitter

I love fat fuck baseball players for some reason. It is still a life goal to go to John Kruk's restaurant, but people keep telling me that going to Philadelphia is a bad idea

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The mighty Chris Stratton with an ERA of 7.11. I rather send him to single A so he can feel like shit when they go yard off his dumbass.

He's a guy where you know his dick rests up on his balls

Fat fuck baseball player with wheels are the best in my opinion like Willians Astudillo.

that was a close one

what happened? at-bat is frozen

catcher interference then gidp

Mow em down canning

S A D G U Y

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that slider is nasty

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perfect game intact

>buttholes

bour is a fucking idiot

That was some horseshit

if only I could be paid half as much as Bour to be just as terrible as playing the sport of baseball

DFA this fat useless low iQ piece of shit

BOUR DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST, PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME WITH NO HEART AND NO BALLS

tyvm Galvis, GET THIS THING STARTED

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no salami for vlad

wow

welp, guess griff is another one that can't make it to the 6th..

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>bust jr.

Fatty Tellez

ROWDY NO WHY

canning's mom can get it

fucking simba can turn anything into a single

Simba swings at some dumbass pitches but somehow it always works out for him.

LA STELLAAAAAAAAAA

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B I G

F L Y

THE PHAROH AND THE CATCHER THATS > SMITH

if mike trout was a fish, he’d be tim salmon

>A Salmon
>A Trout
Whats next, a bass?

if Chester Guppy was a fish, he’d be Stuart Marlin

Can’t wait for Halo superstars Jake Herring in 2035 then Chris Tuna in 2050

there was a Mike Fish with Salt Lake for a while

How is Vlad Jr at the plate? Does he look ready for MLB pitchers?

GOOBY TUESDAY TIME

Glasses died, I hope I die too

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Vlad with a Troutian walk

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Let's win a close game, eh?

Vlad with another walk

Fatty Tellez with a miserable game

ltbu

LTBU

LTBU!!

GG Jays that are Blue