/hoc/

TED FROM AKRON

*clap clap clapclapclap*

Place your final bets for tonight now lads: Avs or Shorks?

>Like
Blues
Sharks
Blue Jackets

>Indifferent
Stars
Islanders

>Dislike
Hurricanes
Bruins

Simple as.

For me it's the Redwood Lane Pain Train

Oh no, now we're going to have to read another shitty article from Barstool about how Columbus isn't a hockey town...

Fuck those racist beantown haters!

497 when it popped up on catalog, link post was 499th post

make it two games now for being a lying liar

Bobby stole the game tonight

*saves literally every shot except the one by his own teammate*

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>disliking the Hurricane
Go to bed Don

>*ahem*

Going there in like fifteen minutes, will miss the shorks

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what's more likely:
>Pastrnak and Cassidy both being brain-damaged
or
>Pastrnak being brain-damaged and Cassidy getting paid off for keeping his brain-damaged "star" on the ice in big games
I'm starting to get the inclination of the latter.

Boston is fucking shook
Jackets in 5

Relocane posters are one step above tripfags.

Like
>teds
>sharks
>bruins
Don't care
>blues
>stars
>islanders
>avalanche
Think they're gay
>hill billys

same situation with gardiner, pastrnak injured is still better than any healthy replacement they have

or
>they were born brain-damaged

For me, it’s this from the last game 3 from colorado vs san jose
youtu.be/4Pc_g1swbYk
(Skip to 9:00)

Teds rise up!

only badguys left are the Br*ins

subhuman team and fanbase

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Every sportsman has brain damage

By forgetting the Avs, im guessing theyre in the indifferent tier?

Don't forget subhuman city

The literally who tier but that would be indifferent yea

>bitching about relocating
The Avalanche and Stars did it too m8

I've been watching the Teds suck since their whole existence, and now they're up on the Bruins while the Caps/Pongs, their perennial daddies, were KO'd in the first round. What a time to be alive.

Blues are not allowed to win the Cup. Sorry, but Sabres and Canucks need some misery company.

relocanes comes from the fact they deserve to be relocated not being a relocated franchise

my mistake fren won't happen again

>deserve to be relocated

The only teams that deserve that are florida and arizona

>implying the Sabres dont share it with the other 2 New York teams

Go back

Ummmm nope you're wrong ok

Should I drink tonight

Correct

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Caps already escaped, user, Blues will too.

No user its a school night

Arizona is honorary snowbelt so you're already wrong

What's going through this guys head?

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what the heck

>his wife gave birth to a baby... child
well, that's nice

>burns has 3 goals and 4 assists in 2 games
what the fuck happened? he was playing like dogshit against vegas

>canes going to have a moment of silence in tomorrow's pregame.

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>i hope they don't owen hart me

Does anyone like the Avalanche home jersey? I think its one of the strangest combinations I've ever seen color wise. Why don't they just use pic related?

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for tvr or mrazek? or both?

*saves literally everything*

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FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!!!

you can't stop it

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Colorado has a former Ted thus fuck San Jose

Shall be hoping for a >shorkening

that one sucks

>it's another randorf game

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irrelevant game doesnt need a thread

The one they’re wearing now they’ve been using for nearly 25 years zoomer

>grubauer shoots the puck right at the ref

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grubauer almost killed a ref
based

Let’s go shorks

where is the game thread

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shorks love to ice the puck

Don't need a dead game thread. Last one was like what 300 posts long?

Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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based

sharks/avs

I like to ice your sister with my semen if you know what I mean

Why doesn't anyone throw punches anymore

Wish you’d never post again

Pretty rude comment desu.

How exactly could we not know what that means. For all fucks sake, you said "semen" which cannot be interpreted any other way.

Marchand suspension soon

based retard

>this is my first day on Yea Forums

Based MarCHAD making soibois seethe.

What's the most satisfying sound to hear in a hockey game?

haha welcome aboard rookie :^)

for me, it's the Mario 1up sound

Cannon fire

The absolute STATE of this lad

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lurk moar

>25 years
That's not very old in comparison to their peers, it's fucking maroon and a light blue. All I'm wondering is what people who like it have to say.

the sound of a skater taking heavy cuts in the ice in a quiet, empty arena

>Bruins will sweep
Are you still there poster? Has the overconfidence sunk in yet? Maybe quit being a dick and crossing the link of cheering for your team into belittling the fans of the CBJ?

Bruins are sweeping in 7. Chill out.

Does Marchand get suspended for the punch to the back of Harrington’s head?

>imagine not having a 2-0 series lead

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go shorks!

Sleeping your floor. Because it's filthy. Because you've ignoring it to shitpost stupid shit about the pooins. Ass.

I hate that stupid Mario sound effect that plays every time an Avs played gets out of the penalty box

Why you hating on the Japanese?

It’s their default jersey since they moved from Quebec ya mong

Hey guys this post is to remind you that I AM a Hurricanes fan, as you can tell by the Hurricanes related image I have attached to this post which in most cases is not relevant to the discussion. Thank you. Go Canaics!

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It's like dad rock is sound effect form.

based perpetually-seething retard

Thanks for your contribution!! Fuck it, have an upvote.

someone post a webm of the punch

>all those shork fans in the stadium

>retards in the game thread talking about anime
The absolute state

FUCK YEAH SHARKS

GET FUCKED AVS

GO FALL OFF A MOUNTAIN OR SOMETHING

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No way he's getting away with that.

*why can't we be friends? starts playing after scrap*

he will and they'll suspend whoever ends up taking him out next time and never take any blame for letting it happen

>angry rat man

based rat giving the business to the cinderella memers

Marchand delivers the bants yet again.
>that halfhearted punch from Jenner
He saw it happen and couldn't even get that fired up about it.

little man syndrome at its finest

>a little love tap
nancies are gonna cry rivers about this aren't they

don't @ me if u a nancy boy

Marchand seems like a guy with a micropenis and ED

I dunno I've forgotten it

wtf he’s just like me

little soibois hate seeing that in their nuhl

>defending niggers

We need to know your state and hockey team right now for important /hoc/ stereotyping purposes

North Carolina, my canes

he said dont @ him, pusy

Boston, Toronto maple leafs

>(you)ing C*nadian shitposters

I'll smash your face to the boards, nigger lover, but I'll do it between the whistles and wont run away like a bitch after.

>muh honor
Marchad would end your career.

I don't know why I'm still up. I want to die. At Least you won't look like a total idiot when i reply.

Marc-shit would eat shit just like his pussy ass name says

>defending niggers

Don’t like Boston
Don’t like niggers
Don’t like Boston nigger tier players
BEYOND simple as

rent free

my moms up in Moncton for 2 weeks you talkin bout throwin it down old school pimp type you know what I'm sayin

it's just one guy boiling

We get it Boston tranny you love niggers

Is the Boston tranny the poster who keeps spamming >incel when someone makes fun of women?

your psychologist prescribed you meds for a reason

>Kend-swole Coyne

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can a frog tell me why RDS doesn't have the broadcast for the playoffs?

god i wish those two would smother me

I wouldn't doubt it

Goddamn Carolina made the right call in picking up McBackup. I'm still pissed that Dubas made such a dumb decision to waive him.
>have quite possible the best backup goalie last season
>OMG! MY BOY GARRET SHARTS WAS PLAYOFF MVP!
>ignore the fact he'd been sent down to the echl twice
>ignore he's always played like shit when called up
>Leafs end up with less points this season due to the Sharts effect
>most fans unanimously agreed that Hutchinson was a better backup when he was playing
>still keep Sharts up instead

It's one thing to go the Tim Thomas route, and work your way up by going europe-echl-ahl-nhl. But putting faith in a goalie that's been bounced to the echl twice, and then he even goes on a "conditioning stint" during the playoffs. Just wtf man?

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Pic related isn't actually their jersey. It's basically stolen from the Colorado Rockies, the team that relocated to become the New Jersey Devils.

>women
lmao

Would let left beat the shit out of me

Would you rather have Hutchinson or Scott Darling in net?

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t. incels

>welcome to our segment "hockey has changed"
>there are a lot more cameras now, the end

thanks, tvas, I didn't know

Can EK9 actually score on a b-way for once ffs

regular season is lierally not worth watching anymore. the post season is 100% different from the reg season its not even worth following the reg season anymore. presidents trophy is worthless shit

Feeling nervous for tomorrow’s game

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You play the season to see where you position yourself in the playoffs. Having a good season is supposed to be an advantage

Feeling nervous for your Dad’s mental health if his son is an anime faggot

howd that "position" help all those division leaders this year? because theyre all playing golf and pocket pool right now

That’s why they play a fucking best of series not a one off. Dominant teams should win a best of its not a guaranteed outcome that’s why they play the games you absolute FUCKING MONG

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pretty based outcomes so far desu

feeling nervous for your blood pressure if you get mad at anime on an anime website

I might be a mong but this honkey is hung like a donkey. I know what the ladies like

Big mackinnon

Lads how do we deal with the zoomer brainlet problem?

I dont even like hockey anymore. Lacrosse is way cooler anyway

im not a brainlet im just shitffaced. theres a difference my man

>taking a 2-0 series lead home
>fans' autism has taken off after winning round 1 and already getting farther than >we were ever supposed to
>basically playing with house money, memes are going ahead at full speed, >we've got fucking pigs in the parking lot for christ's sake
>Martinook is finally back in the lineup after missing ~4 games off and on and playing through injuries before that
>Svech is finally back in the lineup for the first time since fighting Ovi in game 3 of last round
Anything could happen, but I'd say that I'm feeling the opposite of nervous going into tomorrow.

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the city of Columbus lives rent free inside (((Dave Portnoy's))) Masshole head, 24/7/365

Feelio when in same boat but down 2-0 and you just want to get at least a win

thanks for consulting with me, but there's no cure for your condition

name a worse feeling

If >you were facing anyone other than >us, I'd be rooting for >you guys.

Being surrounded by zoomer brainlets

Reminder that (((Portnoy))) is a fairweather bruins fan.

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Goon Haley is having a great game

when you think you got a fart but some poo comes out

Who is this faggot and why do I get the feeling that I should hate him?

>celtsin4
delusional as fuck

g'day mate

lets throw another shrimp on the barbie

He made a Boston centric sports site and network (like we needed more of those)

>standings

haha

that's not a knife, this is a knife

Haha are you a hobbit m8 lmao (like lord of the rings if you never saw it)

THIS is the post, right here

>Le Michigan Man
>Bombstonian
>fairweather Bruins/Red Sox fan that shitposts when convenient
>Celtics/Patriots fan so he never shuts up
>creepy grimy jew that made a fratbro media company but relies 100000% on OC from said fratbros half his age stay profitable
literally the embodiment of a seething boomer with inferiority complex trying to recapture his youth

Based Pat McAfee ditched him and went solo and was the best move he ever made

haha

yeah m8 AMA

Ya, eh there bud

Put on your toque, grab a double double and giv'er eh bud

You must like Panthers home games then

>putting cream in your coffee

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Why is Aragorn so fucking based and legendary Chad?

actually yeah it's kinda nice being able to hear the on-ice fx so clearly

r/finances: how to stop stomach stress from money trouble?

t. Dubas

fuckin a' rights bud oh fuck yeah bud yeah

she wears underwear with dickholes in 'em

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ok lets be 100 percent real for a minute

hockey is more rigged than the WWE. that's the ONLY reason the Leafs haven't won since 67

Imagine her trying to gingerly stroke you off while making out haha

true and basedpilled

>leafs in charge of winning playoff series

wwe isn't rigged

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yikes, no wonder people stopped watching that shit

obtain intercourse

AND THE LEAFS ARE MULCH AGAIN

>t. can't even use a thesaurus right

>this video exists
youtube.com/watch?v=O6Cb3Twsvw4

Fuck yes, get fucked Corey Perry

engage in coitus

based

possess copulation

sample fornication

partake gestulation

It's more popular now than ever

retain relations

le epin reddit synonym game

put erect penis into moist vagina

bullshit. you've got some real balls to toss that bait out there

as a wrestling fan, that's bullshit.

synonym is gross I don't even like apple pie

Imagine being this level of butthurt

Are those blue light filters for your phone and computers actually useful or just a meme?

Do you mean cinnamon?

OH NO NO NO NO

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sharks?

Damnit this is what avs do every time

down by a couple, claw their way back, win it in OT

ye shits gnarly bud

I thunk they prevent the whole looking at a screen keeps you awake thing. Or at least reduce it.

showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-monday-cable-originals-network-finals-4-29-2019.html

From Yea Forums:

Raw April 30th, 2018;
>Hour 1 - 3.136m
>Hour 2 - 3.184m
>Hour 3 - 2.878m
>Overall Average - 3.066m

RAW April 29th, 2019;
>Hour 1 - 2.336m
>Hour 2 - 2.241m
>Hour 3 - 1.898m
>Overall Average - 2.158m

Down 29.6% year over year

>guy on the right
canadian trained MMA fighter turned prowrestler who's character is about using fighting
>guy on the left
weird looking english goblin who once got triggered at a faggot chant during a show and stopped the performance

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>dissing based pete dunne
kid you couldn't last 5 seconds against these pure strikes

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Imagine choking against the bing bings

>RAW is still 3 hours long

Yeah I wonder why they keep losing viewers

feeling a tinge of panic poops lads

George Saint Pierre would knock you out

Using a computer without f.lux is torture

i just use night mode everything all the time and it's p good

BING
I
N
G

WAHOO!!!

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I actually like Dunne, his match against WALTER was really good despite him using the finger snap move too often but WALTER is so based he sold it.

yeah m8 hes one of the best fighters of all time of course he would

I've been using flux for years and while I dunno if it's actually good at whatever the advertised use is, I do know that if I ever turn it off in the middle of the night it feels like I'm staring directly into the sun

either way just switching websites to dark mode (or the equivalent) after the sun sets helps a lot too

melker karlsson is so underrated

such a good bottom 6 guy

Don’t forget to drink your onions, cucks.

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based schizo

>he doesn't use based tomorrow theme

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I’ve been saying this for months

why are americans much more interested in boring nigger sports like football and ape hoop than the much more exciting and patrician sport of hockey?

yet another use of the same poster using the meme the wrong way in both imagine form and in the post. seriously try reddit.

Onions are pretty good

jewish propaganda

why are new zealanders more interested in fucking sheep than claiming australia as rightful new zealand clay?

Jerked off for the first time in a week and now my balls are sore.

im going to give it 10 minutes before the guy that posts onions memes (invented to make fun of onions boys that seethe about donald trump) starts posting about donald trump

why are americans so obsessed with fucking sheep you are literally the only people who ever think about or mention the idea of it

americans are mestizo now

Only in the pacific division

>Kane grabs a guy by the shoulder and hauls him down as they're both skating toward a lose puck
>no interference call
t. neutral

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>sharks hat trick

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>the /badguys/ lost today

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Can you post cute sharkies :3 pls? sharkies anime is okay too

GG cry babby nerds

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Kill yourself and if you aren’t that brave at least never post here again

B I N G
I
N
G

OH

NO!

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good playoffs desu

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>when sharks win sharks get posted
>when canes win women take off their shirts
>when bruins win bears get posted
>when avs win ??????
Gonna have to say avs are indeed the bad guys

based teds

Avs lost tho

that may just be the ugliest looking playoff graph I've ever seen

Lmao suck my dick

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man I fuckin hate kids but seeing a sad kid triggers something in my monkey brain that makes me wanna kill whoever did that to them

God, what a beautiful graph. Nice digits, too.
Keep it up, friend.

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>literally crosby/ovechkin tier in the playoffs
how does he do it?

How did Bob unbust himself?

Feel bad for the one on the right, kind of want to smack the left one

go away swedeb sweden is fucking gay kys mongol

Your the normal one m8. The ones laughing at goddamn kids are insane

my knights would bootyblast both these shit teams

>aves

t. bullied as a kid

So you wanna kill the shit teams that they root for?

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desu

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I had one bully in my childhood. Popped him right in the goddamn mouth and sent him home crying like a little bitch.

what anime is this from?

Canes-Bloos it seems

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very nice post fellow canes fan

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it's not from an anime the eyes and blush were photoshoped on

get mad just thinking about dave randorf's voice to be honest

tier S intangibles.

5でサメ、ブルースによって掃引!

oops, forgot your (you)

unpopular opinion: staying in the top half of the league consistently is commendable on its own, the playoffs are mostly a toss-up depending on what style is dominant and whose roster happens to be best suited to that style

I want to commit a murder. I want to murder any directory or executive that made this Discover commercial. I’ve never had a visceral hate for anything this much. I hate it more than my ex wife. I hate it more than anything.

the good ones like hockey and I get along with the good ones

>the playoffs are mostly a toss-up depending on what style is dominant
based retard

>you get an opponent
>you play that opponent
>you either adapt to whatever their specific style is within the series, or you lose
>next round, rinse and repeat
Teams aren't facing a fucking meta over hundreds of matches like a fucking video game, they're facing a very specific team over 4 to 7 games.

>bloos-sherks WCF rematch

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no you didnt you big dumb faggot shut the fuck up

it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=yIl9B_L9y6I

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Make me, diet austrailia

no you didnt

>tfw have a young girl who works for me
>smol, cute, great boobs
>nothing will ever happen because power dynamics and acceptable workplace conduct

Nice counter, faggot.

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i have the bmi of a marathon runner fag

I hope so, it'd be pretty kino.

>not wanting the stars/avs nostalgia rematch

you literally didn't do anything then, nor would you do anything now pusy

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And the penis of a gorilla

U N I T

>lying on the Internet

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So hostile tonight

sure sewaty

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Need to pass a few joints around desu.

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why the fuck do fat people always drape themselves over the counter like this?

Is the real Ted dead?

>then
yeah I punched him in the teeth just like my dad taught me when dealing with a bully. They're all cowards.
>now
Yeah lemme just come through the screen lmao.

NEED MY NUMBERS SHANNON!!

*lips the blunt*
enjoy!!!

THICC

Marchand should be suspended for that cheapshot to the back of the head desu
Checking to see if the refs is looking before he goes for it too

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Just say to her one day at work, right at the end of the day / shift / whatever when you're both about to leave
>"I'm heading to (bar / other public place)."
>"Wanna come?"
The worst she can say is no. Take a chance, faggot.
And if you frame that way, just "hey, I'm doing a thing," not "I specifically wondered if you specifically would want to go to some place with just the two of us because I obviously like you," then there's nothing that should make her uncomfortable or would be an HR issue.

Hockey.

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they're exhausted at all times m8

>*lips the blunt*
it's called nigger lipping, you fag

nobody believes you weakling

thanks for the advice but that's not the issue, workplace relationships are specifically discouraged at my company and being a manager it definitely would not be tolerated

youtube.com/watch?v=-HGyPNqxzQg
youtube.com/watch?v=Fbv_gTib6VA

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>that one faggot or dumb bitch that gets their spit all over the blunt/joint

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Imagine being so dumb you forget the cameras are watching
Doesnt matter what some limp docked faggots believe you aboriginal.

nah he still posts here from time to time

You'll always find a reason if you look hard enough

desu imagine pretending to be someone who
stands up to bullies on the internet.
also imagine being mad at /our guy/ marchand.

Shut the fuck up you stupid pastry fuck

about 10% of americans are cool but the rest piss me off big time

/hoc/ doesnt support niggers, nigger

>workplace relationships are specifically discouraged at my company
>letting a company run your life
The cyberpunk dystopia is already here.

If you and she had a perfectly normal, wonderful relationship, zero problems, doesn't negatively affect your work, you two are happy together, get married, everything is perfectly fine... would your company still oppose it?

imagine thinking that literally ANY red blooded AMERICAN gives a FUCK what some canadian hill billy thinks

they're literally 3 in the league, desu.

Doesnt mean >we support them being there

anybody else having severe whiplash going from a dirty as fuck team like Vegas to Colorado where shit's cordial like it's polo?

based incel thinking 99% of any and all workplace relationships aren't toxic mistakes

i assume so, it specifically says in my training that i'm supposed to try and relocate one person if a couple forms in my workplace
my company is pretty good for the most part too, i'm sure it's much worse at other places

more than that I can think of like 6 right off the top of my head

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I don't give a fuck what you think at all, you aren't the cool 10%

>Marchand poll
strawpoll.me/17915827
strawpoll.me/17915827
strawpoll.me/17915827

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>responding
Ur gay lmao

how far above sealevel do you guys live?

>that guy who burns his finger severely after taking too big of a hit and drops the joint on the ground in a puddle

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Like, 50m

watching smackdown lads

the "nation" that the "national hockey league" was named after is actually Canada. You yanks are getting excited about winning a Canadian trophy lol

>it specifically says in my training that i'm supposed to try and relocate one person if a couple forms in my workplace
That's fucking psychotic.
>my company is pretty good for the most part too, i'm sure it's much worse at other places
That's how they get you to just accept and go along with this shit. "Be thankful for what you have, you can get fired and thrown back into being a wageslave if you step out of line." Fucking grim, man.

586m

100 m

theres no option for ur a faget

well at least someone's getting excited about it because Canadan hockey teams haven't won shit for like 30 years

>falling for the elevation jew

>I dont care what you think because youre shitting on my home
>y-you arent one of the kewl kids
You aren't one of the 5% of cool leafs

they actually can't do shit once you have a meager level of seniority unless you fuck around for multiple years straight

good job making out of context assumptions to fit your 17 year-old level narrative though

well now I definatly know you aren't the cool 10 percent. I bet you didn't even call your grandma for Easter

t. hill billy

About 250m

I'm not even the rager you were originally arguing with m8. I'm just calling you shit for making grandiose statements like a raging faggot. And of course I called my nana.

theres nothing wrong with being a hillybilly

t. fucks his immediate family members

"Nation" is not a synonym for "country," it's a specific term referring to an ethnolinguistic group of people who share a culture among a largely-contiguous population, irrespective of state borders.
The Kurds, for example, are a nation, just without a country. Same for the Frisians, or the Sorbs, or the Tibetans.

So if you're using the word "National" to refer to the white Anglo society of North America, that could definitely be considered a nation. The fact that it spans two countries is irrelevant. Honestly, the inclusion of Quebec is the biggest hurdle as far as the name goes.

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>definatly

everyone wishes they had a hot sister they could get intimate with

Nothing wrong with that either just dont have kids

based sociologist user

>it's not bad
>except for the parts that are bad
>but I've consoled myself with the parts of it that aren't bad
>but you're wrong
based retard

im not a raging faggot man I only fuck puss. my butthole is only for pooping. besides, americans always shit on Canada so its pretty hard to like most of you. just saying. but some of you are pretty cool. about 10 percent I figure

rutroh.desu

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based

yes, things in the real world are not wholly good or wholly bad
are you shocked that life extends beyond the dichotomy of children's shows?

668 m

Damn, they've got you trained well.

He’s just a zoomer that voted for Hillary and lives in a perpetual seethe because it was her turn and thinks having conservative ideas means you’re a stereotype because his step dad is black

>he becomes numbah one these playoffs

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good goy

maybe more than 10 percent I don't know, I cant get into the usa to form a good opinion about them because I have a DUI and the feds wont let me enter the states

/ouryear/ desu

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Not literally a raging homosexual (kek)
Also duh you're on Yea Forums(nel) people shit here for a living. If I judged canada of of here then maybe 1% of you are cool. Not that you'd care about my opinion anyway. I'm just some text on a screen you'll forget about tomorrow.

Imagine being reverse swept by the columbus blue jackets

t. triggered neets who have never amounted to anything useful in their lives

I've got a bold prediction for you guys:

Canes over Sharks in the finals.

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getting a dui is just part of growing up. we all go through it bud

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I can’t enter because of a DUI that happened 4 years ago and expunged from my record like I won’t even bother trying

No it is not
No we dont

pussy

this 2bh

for me, it's a conscientious abstention from alcohol

>I-I’m not the boring lose Reddit user-r it’s you

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g'night fellas. you guys are the 10 percent (mostly)

based seething r/the_donald lad who can't even get his boiling thoughts translated through his 65 iq mind to the keyboard properly.

>muh evil alcohol
what are you a quaker? go fuck yourself

Imagine being a >laffs fan, drinking yourself into a DUI, and thinking this is normal because everyone else in the shantytown of Toronto also tries to drink themselves to death, and then drives around trying to kill themselves/each other.

Go die in a crash

night

gnite leaf

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Good night, buddy.

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grim

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feetland

For me its drinking but not driving or driving but not drinking

night

mostly true but I don't live in Toronto my shanty town is even shantier

Hey white knight,
The moment I tell her I spent a week in jail because of a gun violation and played hockey in college she’s going to swallow my cum when I say women are retarded and ask for more

...

>On average, 1 out of each 4 of our regular seasons is better than your absolute best
that's the one that really does it for me

jokes on you I'm too poor to drive

>muh /pol/ bogeyman
Literally try Reddit it may be more your speed

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Probably a good thing that way you dont kill a family

I hate all politicians. they are all greasy bastards who probably cant even skate

Can't wait for the Sharks to get eliminated so I never have to see another fucking soi wojak spammer again.

For me, it was Ralphie.

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>Literally

refer to

fuck the playoffs desu

families aren't driving to mcdonalds at 3 AM to get a cheeseburger

Here's my /hoc/-related blog
>got pegged by cute girl
>there's now blood when my shit
>been like this for almost a week
>she jokingly suggests during the game that if the Teds sweep in 5 we should do it again
>say "yeah right" in an obviously sarcastic tone
>she's dead serious about it and circles this Saturday on the calendar in red ink
How do I stop the Teds?

Good night, fren.

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big momma

did she at least give you the courtesy of a reach around?

still worth

>oy vey the Yea Forums goys don’t like me please give me a new buzzword oy vey oy vey you must have never had sex before oy vey
Boring shlomo

Not during, but I came anyway.

>reddit
>soi
>/pol/
>reddit
>soi
>/pol/
>reddit
>soi
>/pol/
>reddit
>soi
>/pol/

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well then go back

your fucked

do you have a cure for autism?

based retard

I just released a steamy bruin.

Jewish subversion doesn’t even try anymore. /hoc/ is a CHRISTIAN board
John 3:16
John 8:12

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fag

imagine living in a town with more than 1000 people

based!

im an assman tbqh

>le zombie man who preached the exact opposite of what his low iq followers "believe"

blessed and jesuspilled

>listening to non-Christians opinions about Christianity
lol nah

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God is a hockey fan. It's proven science

thehockeywriters.com/the-real-nhl-expansion-markets-are-in-europe/

Jesus plays goaltender because Jesus saves. He used to play forwards but he didn't like always getting nailed into the boards

what he did was perfectly fine by nhl standards. only nuhl soibois think that is a problem.

92442345
that's gonna be you someday getting bumfucked by the devil. repent

svech is coming

marchand isn't black hes from nova scotia

I said nigger not black, you nigger. What do you think I am some sort of racist?
Also piss off jannies ya bunch of cunts

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for me, it's brad marchand.

Tom Wilson is the greatest hockey player of the modern era you pussies

Tom Wilson is a cantskate pussy

Huomenta

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Swedish lesson for hoc

Fart-Speed
Puss-Kiss
Kiss-urinate
Prick-punctual
Bra-good
And most important
Slut- FINISH'd

blacks are n words

Jannies are fags
Some, are yes

Puss mig i reva

all of them I think

Nah just a higher percentage. Theres a few good outstanding black men. It's a shame their brothers ruin everything for them.

true, i like kevin hart desu, he's an alright black man

t. reddit

t. seething /pol/cel

for me, it's starcraft brood war and diablo 2 lads

>DID YOU KNOW I'M SHORT?
>AND ALSO BLACK?
He isn't funny

Actually he is a nigger. He cheated on his wife.

i haven't seen much of his material, i've just seen some interviews and he's a pretty cool guy

that's just being famous

for me, it's system shock and counterstrike 1.6

There are plenty of famous people who dont cheat. The ones who do are also niggers.

for me, it's crusader kings 2 and distant worlds universe

I wonder how big the overlap is between /hoc/ and /gsg/.

*sigh*, what could have been.........

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I still believe in the avs

Incest is a game the whole family can play

Lol imagine getting worse ratings than fucking sunbelt

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Bros there ls a whole bunch of completely intact mushroom slices in my shit should I go to the hospital

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>loses his shit when tOSU beats Xichigan in 2016
>is now on damage control over the teds beating the bruins

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chew your food you fat fucking chucklehead

Imagine my shock

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Don’t make me heem you smallstralia

>it’s da joooooos!! xD

thinking about sleep

Merely a coincidence

rph lads. we still out here

Ah yes I forgot Jews are notorious fairweather sports fans
????

Jokes on you I’m out east and will probably be up another 3 hours

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

This but the opposite

Yeah, this is the post

Based and pacificpilled

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That always happens to me

Sneed

youtube.com/watch?v=R-YcnPXY2yE

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imagine your name being claude depusy lmao

Good guys;
Blues
Jackets
Shorks

Neutral Guys;
Stars
Canes
Avalanche

Bad guys;
Islanders
Bruins

good night frens

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500th for >rags

new

You now remember that Carolina has a 2-0 series lead against the team that swept Pittsburgh.