Chicago Cubs @ Seattle Mariners Official Gamethread

Ha.
Ha,
Ha,

No.

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Not much my man, glad I missed the last two games

Second'd.

Anime is garbage

Yeah,it was rough.

>Crowd the plate
>ball grazes his baggy pant leg, doesn't even feel it
>HBP

ok then

>A HIBP you have to challenge to get
What a world

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This game is gonna be brutal

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here we go botie here we go

It's gonna finish 1-0 just like the Padres game

REALLY Boarderline call there

I pray not

Why does Hernandez have a uterus tattooed on his neck?

Thank god. Felix is a tired old hand.

>Mariners top OF prospect Jarred Kelenic continues to rake at Class-A West Virginia, 2-for-4 with a double and HR today.

>The 19-year-old has a 16-game hitting streak during which he's batting .453 (29-for-64) with 9 doubles, 6 HR, 17 RBI.

Excellent question

He should have taken Malex's spot

Haniger has good eyes tonight

>Lead off 4 pitch walk
Come on Hamels.

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Fuck you santana

Not diggin this late call ump

Jesus fucking christ Felix

Cmon Felix

woo yeah

the best bunting team in baseball

>Last time the Cubs and Mariners played each other was that game of the season in 2016 with the Lester walk off.
Wow, time flies.

>That cheeky floating bunt by Contreras

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Felix only has off-speed left in him. This game is going to be a blood bath

>King's Court is still a thing

damn...this guy was elite not too long ago
he's gonna be one of those vets who gets a minor-league deal in February next offseason

schwarber can't hit anything offspeed

trade schwarber for literally anything

Holy fuck he got out of it

DP!

Come on Schwarber, you knew you were only going to get off speed pitches and still whiffed.

>Almora GIDP
Maybe the Ichrio thing isn't working after all.

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schwarbie hasn't hit anything offspeed all year

>That 2016 game
My only regret is it was ESPN and JD and Len couldn't call it.
Fuckers always get the best games for unforgettable Cubs walk offs, like the Bote ultimate grand slam last year.

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Bruce the all or nothing man

I remember that game

FUCK STEVE CISHEK

DAMMIT

hamels no hitter today confirmed :D

Well he's worth every penny now.

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Rizzo needs to back the fuck off the plate

>Rizzo actually hits through the shift
What the fuck sort of defense is this Mariners?

Goddamnit, you fuckers had the shift on and you couldn't even get the ball in play??!!!

Good stop Dee

Baez's dropping batting average is depressing.

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Only good thing he did was be so shit that Diaz was made closer

ayyyy jizzo

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU

*air-humps over the plate*

Admit it's a bitch move, leaf.

Which is the more sexual batters stance?
Rizzo's air humping over the plate
Or Zobrists' masterbatter movement?

>grab drink
>miss bottom of inning

You didn't miss anything

>29 pitches
>done with 3 innings

That's a solid start for Hamels

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Rizzo
BenZo can pass it off as churning butter, there's nothing subtle about hip gyration

nothing bitch about purposely taking more HBPs

Sure there is. It says "I can't hit, so hit me so I can get on base."

Unlucky.

Dee is such a quick thinker

>that strike call
lmao

Yes, those were good hands

This ump's strike zone is garbage.

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Press AAA for Addison Russell.

sorry, we can do better

No way he'd be an upgrade for the current bench and the media was really sharpening their knives.

I assume you're a cusb?

No, just a shitposter who squats in our gamethreads

I'll ask you to kindly leave.

ALMORA WITH A BASE IT UP THE MIDDLE! BOTE SCORES!
2-0

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>all these lucky hits

imagine naming your team after soaking some meat in lemon juice and herbs lel

>Lucky

TRADE RIZZO AND HEYWARD FOR PITCHING

David "Speedboat" Bote

>Russell, Happ, and dinosaur man all in Iowa
this is a kek

this isn't me

>bouncer off 2B bag
>slow roller up the middle

>not lucky

It's called good hitting.

>It's called lucky hitting

Or bad defense

eugh I forgot about Incarnation's twitchy batting stance

It does get old

You could have scored you fatass

Blast it like Beckham baby

RIP no hitter

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How can Addy go clubbin' in Des Moines? Truly suffering.

Get to work boys

Healy is fucking garbage

fukken healy its time to drop you for my fantasy team

turn in your guns now nz or else

I feel ya, but keep it in /pol/

>the absolute unit that just walked up the box seat stairs

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fuck off faggot

Go get pegged by your GF somewhere else

>the absolute state of Bote

FUCK YEAH!!

fukken red dit faggots turning Yea Forums into sjw

Bote, what the fuck...

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goddammit as soon as I turn on the game the cusb give up 3 runs

FUCK YOU CUSBS!!!!!!

Turn it off. TURN IT OFF!

>Boote

christ on a stick...
this has not been a defensively good game

he can go throw punches in the cornfields

lel 2 in a row ;_;

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its not you its Theo's subpar pitching staff

Lol

Impressionable cubs picking up on the mariners defense spaghetti

What in the fuck is happening

Magic

>pitching is causing the fielders to play like dipshits

Cubs are letting an inferior team beat them by beating themselves.

I dunno user looked like baez and Bote shit the bed. I agree about the pitching though

cubes cusbing

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Unlucky that bloop didn't land safe Haniger.

We lead now

can’t field the ball if they can’t hit the pitch
*tapping head negro image*

Both those were Bote's fault. Baez was just trying to salvage the situation and forced the issue which ended up blowing up in their faces.

It's only a 1 run game and Hernandez has been playing with fire all night. Only a matter of time before the Cubs have a break out inning.

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>SHITCONGO
SHITCONGO
>SHITCONGO
SHITCONGO
>SHITCONGO
SHITCONGO
>SHITCONGO
SHITCONGO

DINGER

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RIZZO WITH A 2 RUN HOMER!
4-3

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Ain Ton Eee homer

YA GOT RIZZED ON

Fuck off Felix, they gave you the lead you fucking bum

>crowds your plate
>hits a 2-run home run

AYE TONE

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Classic 56%er.

dont shit-talk a legend you douchebag

>When the best lead off pitcher in baseball dry humps your team at the plate with a home run

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man it sucks being in the NL Central

FUCK YOU THEO FUKKEN TRADE RIZZO NOW FOR PITCHING

Baez would have made that tag

C'mon M'erroriners, don't pull a risp

fuck.

Stopped that threat, but all the high stress pitches are probably worse for Hamels than the pitch count.
He'll be lucky if he isn't pulled by the 6th.

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Oh fuck, Rosscup is getting loose

Seriously, why does Hernandez have a uterus tattooed on his neck?

SHUT UP WITH YOUR NONSENSE

Healey has really stepped it up at the hot corner

>That shift
Schwarber should put down a cheeky bunt

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>addison was a dick to his gf a few times so now we have "women's empowerment night" at wrigley

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>That garbage strike zone

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Jesus christ, who's runnin that show?

Funny thing is he didn't even touch her, it was just all yelling.

to remind himself of where he came from

ehhh it was a lot more than being a dick, like he beat the shit out of multiple gf's while cheating on them and telling them it was their fault
>on a hilarious side note: Russell sent hundreds of dollars in child support to his ex in the form of rolled coins

Make it count this time boys

why are the cubs gifting this game to the marines

Time to panic!

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there's no evidence he beat anyone

never team won in the NL Central today...hold on cubs

>rolled coins
Holy shit top Kek

DEEEEEEE

DEE

Based Dee doing things

Let's take the lead back

>SHITCONGO
SHITCONGO
>SHITCONGO
SHITCONGO
>SHITCONGO
SHITCONGO
>SHITCONGO
SHITCONGO

Love Dee, buit fuck that stupid nig pinky-tooth shit

What a division to play this year, the cubs, brewers, cards, reds, pirates are all fun matchups!
Side note, the NL Central has the best uniforms in mlb.

The ultimate Cubs TV fuckup was when Jessica Mendoza and fucking A-Roid called an Arietta No No because Curt Schilling can't keep his ebay history private.

No love for Kodak?

Dubs and bases clearing double

Now the ump decides to have a correct zone after all the Cubs he's burned?

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>ehhh it was a lot more than being a dick, like he beat the shit out of multiple gf's while cheating on them and telling them it was their fault
awww boo hoo I don’t give a shit I stubbed my toe on a door jamb last week so these broads need to cry me a river

Are you fucking kidding me

WE SURVIVED!
New ball game, up to the pen.

Get something nice of Kintzler Hamels.

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What are you on about?

Boy I sure hope our fantastic relief pitching can hold the Cubs so we can come back and get the win...

yikes...base kintzler still pitching decently enough

honestly the situation's in limbo
two exes have accused him of abuse, MLB has been "investigating" it with no end, and Russell took his suspension and apologized for being an asshole without going into detail. there doesnt seem to be any legal action from any side.
Im not gonna go full #BelieveAllWomenNoMatterWhat, but their accounts are the only thorough descriptions that we have

how's your bullpen M's bro?

>Rosscup
kmao never thought i'd hear from this guy again

SNIPER GANG KODAK

Fucking terrible

It's pretty bad, we have no closer

>GIBBERISH GANG KODAK

rosscup is jewish right

That would have been the Dodgers. JD and Len defiantly called the Reds one.

rizzo is latin right

iktfb

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Not out of the question

bryant is france right

This fucking ump's strike zone against the Cubs

Someone's going to go off on this blind fucker.

A nice catch made by the outfield what is this

he's Italian

he's Austrian

maybe? I didnt find anything about it

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Based pic

Please get a hit Baez...

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FUCK YOU MANKID FUCK YOU

fuck you mankid fuck you

Fuck you mankid fuck you!

Wow, a triple-down

fugggg you mangid fugg you :DDD

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SMOKED!!!!!!!!!!

lol, I saw that coming.

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ENCARNACION BOMB

PARROT RIDE BABY

Your negativity is why Kintzler gave up that home run

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kek scuba kek

>kintzler
more like kuntzler

I blame the shit bullpen

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lololololol

The Cubs bullpen runs off that emotional slime from Ghostbusters II,

You say that in a Memeiner thread?

sounds like my gf that broad is always on a rag about something

>Len and JD say the balls are juiced.
I'm surprised they did that, everyone knows they're juiced but they're not supposed to say it.

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I don't follow the mariners so I wouldn't know

also nice play

>Len is completely ignorant of MLS

they truly are the best broadcast duo in baseball

Baez doing Baez things in the field.

Also it's only 1 run, we've been here before. Nothing to worry about yet.

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Baez barely got away with that one.

Also it's a whole run, they rarely come back.
Lots to worry about

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Back to the bench for you Bote.

well of course it happens with 2 outs :(

2 outs? Time for a base hit!

keep waiting for schwarber to be anything like his 2015 version and it doesnt happen anymore D:

Schwarber's due for a schwarbomb

>memeiners

SCHWARBER

Fuck this bullpen, yet another game blown

SCHWARBERNATOR

nevermind I'm sorry go schwarbie :D

SCHWARBOMB!!!!!!
6-5

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SEE KYLE

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

>happens

THE SCHWARFATHER

Nice call

>Cubs bullpen have to not allow a run for 2 innings
Hang on to your butts.

wait, this is a rerun. i’ve definitely see this before.

this is the one where lester does the walk-off squeeze, right?

THROW STRIKES!

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>4 pitch walk
Not this shit again

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>Cishek getting loose

Please let us destroy him

time for scubs to shit the bed

based truckbro

REDEMPTION FOR BOTE AND BAEZ AGAINST DEE

Another DP

Fuck off

was he that bad for you guys?

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YOU!
I told you to stop posting this slanderous image.

Don't ever lose that Memeiner fire Kiwibro

La creatura

why? it's just a player portrait

Switch sign btfo

Cishek!
Worth
Every
Penny!

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Jesus Christ

hehehe

That you photoshopped, shame! shame! shame!

ELLLLLLLLL GOBLINO!!!!!!!!

Yes. He is possibly the player I hate the most in the 5-6 years I've followed this team

how long will it take bryant to unfuck his swing

he's had nice cuts though

He is getting a lot of hard contact lately, it's just a lot of times he just has bad luck with the defense.

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Come on Baez, we need insurance.

Great at-bat by Rizzo , of course the dude after him swings at the first pitch and weekly grounds out...

One more chance boys, lets do it

>Bottom of the 9th
>1 run lead
>Cishek closing against his former team that dumped him
Hang on to your butts boys and girls

SANTANA SPEED

Holy shit that was a miracle

>cishek

yep it's happening. fuck

here we go with a bunch of bullshit

Cishek having his typical Safeco meltdown

OH O CUSB COLLAPSE

Here's the >Cishek I know and hate

Cubes fans are pure cancer

What the fuck Cishek,

Willy call a meeting and slap some shit into him.

Heyyy I remember Cishek!

It’s all coming back to me now...

You fags gave Cishek PTSD and now it back back when he returned to this stadium.

get on base, tim

MAYDAY

Why can't we have a drama free 9th?

i miss having a lockdown closer

HELL YEAH!
Now to finish it

THANK YOU BAEZ

Not out of the woods yet though.

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>bruce
oh fuck why do they always leave the 3 outcomes for last

Oh look another double play and it's fucking Bruce at the plate ffs how did we throw this game away

the good ol' 9th inning dubs play

cringe anime poster

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Cishek!
Still
Worth
Every
Penny!
[W]

It would be nice to have a drama free 9th.

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wew
gg mariners cya tomorrow

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GG Cusbs

Cool

DUBYA
>Cishek redeems himself at T-Mobile Park (formerly Safeco)

>the absolute STATE of the memeiners

Did the Kiwi kill himself?

gg cubs. today has just sucked on my end

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>#squandered

Good night thread, enjoy this final shot of the game.

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