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try /gayfl/ or /hoc/ both are very homo friendly

>potato nigger

By having bumsex together as per /cric/ tradition

I'm also a seething broons fan, do not cross me tonight :^)

cricket is so gay that players have to come out as straight

kek

This slogan has marketing potential

anyone got the other autobiography spoofs lads?

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hopefully you wont

>sport so shit that they unironically play 5 over matches due to rain
Holy fuck. When will this shithole general and “sport” finally be relegated to Yea Forums. You’re not white, you’re not smart, and you’re not a fucking sport.

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Bit homophobic mate

>sucks off man
>it was all a prank, honest
>pic related

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think the problem is the BCCI, not the broadcasters, iirc they didn't agree to the previously arranged date

Ok but why would you save that image

pavement

sucks.

so untrue

Not really. It's bad for CA as well and pretty much every fan in Australia, too, since we'd be missing out on home games.

Very nice epic greentext story you got off reddit.

epic!

oh man, this is just so freakin epic

I come from cricket country India. gay sex is necessary to loosen butt for wider and lower stance at crease important if you are defensive player. get low and wide to play shot. just basic cricket training with some pleasure. nothing really.

much like this. only can do it after gay sex. very good form.

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Being gay is an advantage in this day and age.

anyone in Chelmsford want to frot

watching barry

might make a thread shilling cricket lads, ask some big strong euros and americans to watch our sport.

gonna assume all sports that havent explicitly said they aren't gay are poofs

Best episode of tele I've seen all year tttt.

which ep

feeling comfy

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#NotGay

#GayAF

seethe more

I saw the first episode and thought it was awful
generic SNL tier ""humour""

1st episode was shit but it’s getting better and becoming more amusing

might give it another chance then, I remember I was considering it at the time but declined

it’s basically absurdism it’s entertaining

No it's the broadcasters. They were livid with the BBL tanking last year and are refusing to have a season without the tip players behind available for most of it

Reddit
humour

not really

reddit humour is master of none

Letterkenny is the worst show on tv

Canadians are simply not funny

Canadians are Reddit humour

Canada is Reddit

genuinely believe Canada may be the worst country in the world
would rather live there than Tucson though tbf

""""Working""""" from home, and just spending all my day listening to Worcestershire vs Nottinghamshire on the radio.

need to find a way to convince the higher ups that I am not manager material despite them really pushing for me to take the role
they don't know how shit I am, I am only good at putting on the veneer of professionalism

what job?

>putting on the veneer of professionalism
Literally the only thing managers do. They make everyone else do the work for them in sneaky ways

im the alcoholic working in a clothes shop, so it would be store manager
frankly I am wasting my life here and I would rather leave than take this on. i've been doing accounting qualifications on the side for the last two years and I REALLY need to get into finance in some way this year because it's no good having qualifications with zero experience

would rather just top myself but I can't do that either

you work in like Topman or something?

no. smaller one, I am in on my own a lot of the time

rented a uhaul truck and moving in now
it seems rent here is free

just become store manager, I doubt it involves that much work
it'll make it easier to find other work when you quit

I might be put into management soon

trouble is I am incompetent at management

this blonde chick in Barry is a turbo roastie

imperator rome is fucking shit

waste of money

it's not really that much more work, I mean it's more hours but I am just so sure it will be a disaster. the company as a whole is not doing particularly well across the board, our shop happens to be one of the best at the moment and that is almost entirely down to the work of the current manager. I am going to tank the shop

i really, really like women

always wanted to get into paradox games but I am worried I am just not autistic enough to enjoy them
hate the prospect of having to learn a bunch of complicated systems when getting into a new game. i have become much more appreciative of arcadey pick up n' play sort of games in my age

in 10-20 hours you should understand enough of Crusader Kings 2 to enjoy it
really the only barrier to it is that it costs $200 with all the good DLC

isn't it just retail? what does management even involve, I'm picturing store manager where you're in charge of hiring and managing people in the store. get the right people and they can sort themselves out. if the store fails it can hardly be blamed on you
any type of manager role will look good for another job and your own personal experience dealing with people, just give it a go for a year

the only one I've gotten into is EU3 which seems to be the most approachable, except for maybe EU4
couldn't get into crusader kings 2, partly because I used to have a literal toaster that could barely run it

play Vicky 2 my man

couldn't do that one either
which one is better do you reckon, I've got another computer now so I may give it a go. reckon CK2 looks more fun

You'll want her dead by the second season.

look i'm sure I'm going to take the job, I just have no confidence in myself and rock bottom self esteem so I am just in that sort of mindset, worrying about all the things that will go wrong rather than seeing it as a good opportunity. i'm mostly just being dumb i'm sure but the thought of being someone's boss even if it is only 4 people is ludicrous to me

vicky is the best, just takes a bit of time to warm up to it

ck2 is fucking great though, one of my favourites. when did you last play it? it had a huge performance boost a few years back. there's also mods that remove india from memory which speeds everything up and changes nothing.

would've been 4 years ago, but a pirated version so possibly even older. I remember wasting way too much time in EU3 so I think I'll go CK2, seems like vicky could completely kill my basically nonexistent social life

yeah seems that way, lighten up. if things get really bad it's not as though you're wholly responsible, whoever's entrusting you as manager knows they're taking a punt on you
it's probably the best opportunity to take more responsibility for work, baby steps. 4 people is nothing.

alchy locks seeing as you work in a clothes shop, are you effay

looked and what genius had to say avbout some girls are bigger than others

site is run by brainlets

not really, I have decent enough clothes but I don't put enough effort into grooming to actually look good, plus I have a ridiculous stocky rugby prop body

thinking about zyzz’s aesthetics. Was thinking about the aesthetics of test cricket earlier

Wait a second. He literally said he was with his mom and his boyfriend, didn't he?

it was just a jokey way of referring to a mate (And That's Not OK)

unit

cricket is saved

>zyzz didn't live to see the 2013/14 ashes demolition

he didn't make it brahs

ordering a fresh 6 month batch of dutasteride

I enjoyed that series far more than the most recent drubbing even though we lost by more. you had johnson & harris serving up fire, several careers destroyed, bad-tempered series overall, and mostly it was entertaining because we lost in so many different ways., the snatch of defeat from the jaws of victory at the MCG being a personal favourite
17/18 was just monotonous, predictable and the pitches were rubbish

every Australian test series these days Tbh cricket is over

Indian series was kino

>I've spent more time at uni than I did at high school

furphy

taht series win will always have an asterisk next to it
*australia decided to gimp themselves by banning their two best batsmen for sullying muh baggy green

who cares. first two matches were competitive kino

england v india was better
that could have been 3-2 either way

nz v pakistan for me

did a dna test
got 0% english lmao

alri stavros

pure c*ltoid I'm sorry to say 68% irish 32% scottish

might end it all

theres nothing wrong with being celtoid, other than the shame

OMG Barry is being a thirsty beta over this blonde slag might dropn this show as it makes his character unlikable

no sebbo
cricket discussion
statsy, zachy, alchy and two other australians

good thread

youtube.com/watch?v=SU1cS1yEMdg

could zyzz have secured an independent kurdistan for his people?

reponsible and sophisticated homosexuality is a high IQ pursuit

zyzz and straffo are at opposite ends of the good-bad Australian scale

>you will never watch zyzz and his crew bully straffo over his digusting body, call him names and slap him around a bit

>zyzz died 8 years ago

fuarrrk

Kumar Sangakkara will become the first non-British President of MCC, for a one-year period starting October 1

grigget