G3 Columbus Blue Jackets vs Boston Bruins

TED from new york reporting in

Yes, I am a fan of the Boston Bruins!

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>cringelumbus

Akron ted here

DC Ted here

Based Ellen poster.
/nesn/bros, where you at!

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>colonbus

Based!

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LETS GO BRUINS

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>bombston anime fags
yikes

Canuck TED reporting in.

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I will make it my duty to impregnate ellen before the bruins are eliminated

Lithopolis Ted here

why is the crowd chanting PBJ do they all need some sandwiches??

*barp* go teds

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>Ellen
>Anime
How new can you get?

youtube.com/watch?v=5OHjEBgfGNk
DONG

I REALLY need all the TEDS to go past customs before posting in this thread.

Ellen is practically from a textbook, but newfags don’t know that.

dong

teds

>Ellen
>Anime
Lurk moar

The Wild would bootyblast both of these shit teams

this is a 9/10 in columbus

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Let's go Blue Jays!

>'Begone, foul bruin, lord of Boston! Leave the playoffs in peace!'

>A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the bruins and his cup! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy hope shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled roster be left naked to the free agency.'

>A stick rang as it was drawn. 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'

>'Hinder me? Thou fool. No fluke team may hinder me!'

>Then the bracket heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Columbus laughed.... 'But no fluke team am I! You look upon a contender. Ted I am, the finn's creation. You stand between me and my cup and glory. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch the puck.'

have a 5 page research paper due tomorrow morning I haven't started yet lads

go Broons

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After 5 miller lite tallboys.....

Canada should annex Minnesota

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kek

The Laffs would bootyblast both of these shit teams

>Laffs
>SSM8
Kek

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/tedcollective/ sound off

big think

tampa would be better than both of these teams

Hoping cannon shooters win

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We all are m8

based chara

Lifelong Golden Knights fan here, friendly reminder that it is unfair to expect a team to kill a 5 minute major after being rattled by such a bad call.

5 pages is doable, lad

based tallman btfoing zoomers

(you)

Hey it was a bad call but giving up 4 goals I mean come on man it was just a choke job

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based Vegass falseflag poster

based sandis ozolins

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giving up 4 goals is a bit much

just get Yea Forums to write it for you duh

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please tell me why~

Remember when Tampa was up 3-0 in the first against the Teds

Seems like a lifetime ago

>PLEASE TELL ME
>WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Why is that the one song that literally every crowd keeps singing along with after the puck is dropped and the music cuts out?

>implying I haven't raked my yard

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lifelong vegas fan here; on top of my knighties getting eliminated on such a bullshit call, my wife has informed me that she will be getting a divorce because she has fallen madly in love with her co-worker whomst shes been going to the games with

Columbus did it against the lightning
They even scored a short handed goal on it

lifelong sharks fan here

stay scared m8s

didn't the teds just kill off like a 4 minute one in the last game?

it's not that fucking hard reddit knights

this is actually baysed

Leafs fan here, you'll all be sorry come next year just you wait

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PLEASE ignore and report all post from teams that have been eliminated this season

THANK you

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>scared
>of shorks
haha good one buddy

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Yes, Ms. Ted's mom...

Even the Wild?

Don’t me a meanie

post mommy feet

PENULTY!

REF PUCK BEGINS

That’s a weak call

hahahaha how the FUCK do you miss chara are you retarded

Are y'all comfy, boiis?

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Avs V. Teds in the finals are gonna reaching meme levels that weren't supposed to reach

With bruins you wins!

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Almost too loud desu

The fix is in.

This crowd is based.

>McAvoy in charge of shooting

Fuck sake

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>bing bing! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!

ebinephrine

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Based Crowd

PBj

This is the only outcome

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Ive been sick all day feel like absolute shit. But at least didn't have to go into work

>pp

Go bruins

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*blocks your path*

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YOU'RE ON THE CASE BOBROVSKY

Points against cbj in the playoffs
Kucherov-1
Stamkos-1
Marchand-0
Bergeron-0

>leaf
user, I think it's AIDS

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Isles blues. I feel it in my damn bones

Send our boys in white and black your energy

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AIDS? oh god whatever will I tell my boyfriend

anything that doesn't include Boston is pretty meme

This crowd is loud

got a real stinky Boston "Brewin" in my stomach right now, lads

EVERYONE SEND TED YOUR ENERGY
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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Isles are about to get swept though

*ahem*

Fuck Tampa bay
Fuck the bruins
Go Teds

\o/

Tell him you have AIDS.

For me, it's an all-wildcards conference finals.

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based

okay ted heres my energy
*farts*
hahah

>broons!

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man this series is gonna be fucking close

JUST A CAST AWAY

Go Bruins!

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FIRE

>RUINS
GOOOOOOOOAAALLLL BOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE

GOAAAAALLLLLL

>RUINS

SCAAAAAAAARRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FIRE!

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

BOB YOU GOD

TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS TEDS BOMBSTON BTFO

BRAZILIO

Teds will be swept in 7

LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ LETS GO TED PBJ

TEDSSSSSSS

bit of a softie there

Tuuka Rask? More like Dookie Ass

TEDS
>TEDS
TEDS
>TEDS
TEDS
>TEDS
TEDS
>TEDS
TEDS
>TEDS
TEDS
>TEDS
TEDS
>TEDS

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Columbus is winning the cup

sick nasty goal tbqh

>finnish goaltending

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poopa rask

PP TIME MAKE MY PP HARD

avs/stars would be kino, reminds me of my childhood

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Should I Stay Scared of the Teds????
>cause I am, lads

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Just fuck my entire life up.

cherry's going to have a field day with that one

T N T

>it was 0-0

TED RALLY

>Finnish goaltending

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Rask missed an easy save
>finnish
>goaltending

That’s honestly a soft call again

>it was 0-0
>it was 0-0
>it was 0-0
>it was 0-0
>it was 0-0
>it was 0-0

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>the absolute shitty of Boston

Ted Nation rise up

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No
Just be weary

>blue jackets getting refpuck
Wow shocking!
/sarcasm

AHAHAHAHAHA
>ruins

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Gahanna!

BASED TORTS

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dubs and this game goes to 3OT

Bobrovsky is fucking based

>terds

me with the glasses and neckbeard

If I post this successfully, (You) are a lady

BURN

digits and you're gay and you're penus dont work lol

anyone have the 10-0 image?

no, check these for the 1OT game winner self-goal by chara

Avs kino makes me think about Columbine.

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>mom threatening to kick me out when I turn 30 (2 weeks from now)
>No job since HS when I worked at Arby's
>No gf, khv
>Bet my life savings ($2000) on Boston tonight
How fucked am I lads?

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im thinking this is pretty based

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Alright then

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Seattle ted

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

0 IS NOT A REAL NUMBER ANYWAY

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Torts is by far the most based coach in the NHL and i'm not even a Ted

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yes, Detroit needs to go back west, and get good so we have those series'....and then 2/3 can lose to My Debbies.

GRAPES TIME

Can someone explain the significance of that random dog barking?

There is nothing worse than getting BTFO by these >lifelong flyovers. This is fucking disgusting.

based and redpilled

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Does anyone else think the ice looks soft?

welcome to da dawg house, baby

t. ancient greek

It used to be Grapes dog

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kek, thanks

wew lad

cant wait for /hoc/'s don rundown

>fuck grapes i mute him everytime

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My company sent me to Cincinnati last year and I drove through Columbus (en route from Boston). The traffic was insanely bad around 4PM for a small city - local radio said they'd had TWO motorbike fatalities in one afternoon. So I had plenty of time to look at the town - what an absolute shithole. You people must visit Boston in envy and amazement...

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HE'S GOT A GROIN
BACKUP GOALIES
YA GOTTA HAVE A BACKUP GOALIE

just wait till he sees what 2 is

love grapes, i actually turn my TV volume all the way up including the surround sound so I can hear his hot takes

>life savings ($2000)
there was never hope

based don cherry

sqrt 2 that is

Don Cheadle, Don Ho, Don Glover and Don Rickles
>all other Dons are disqualed

GET YER STICKS OUTTA THE WAY

this is the post

FUG

BACK IN MISSISAUGA WE USED TO CALL HIM PETER-ANGELO WHAT DO THEY CALL HIM NOW

literally the mother from Corner Gas

this is v spicy, please gary make it so

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>saint albert slash
lmao

Based girls hockey shout out

I wish we could get siphoned video of grapes instead of the shit NBC shows

BASED DON acknowledging the little people that make hockey possible

Don run down
>Get your sticks out of the way for your tendie
>Thought goal was offside
>Have a good back up tendie
>Centermen need to be the boss like Benn
>PETERanglo had a great game
>Some stuff about grassroots hockey
>thumbs up

Back to back to back champs. Beat Rebecca Johnstons old team for the title. Dan Kordic's daughter and Fernando Pisani's niece are playing for them.

would wreck that milf up with nothing but that christian necklace on

You forgot him breaking a guys hand with his head and being too dizzy to land a hit afterwards

that cripple hockey shit is actually hardcore

where the FUCK are my favorite broadcasters AJ

>Don got into a fight with some guy on the California Seals who hit him in the head 22 times
>the other guy broke his hand by punching Don so much
>that other guy is dead now, but someone found a picture of it, so Don's gonna sign it and send it to that guy's son
>good back-up goalies are super important to have on your team, Don always focused on his back-up when he coached the Bruins
>Don still really loves Curtis McElhinney
>he says that Curtis basically single-handedly won the game for Carolina after Mrazek got hurt
>teams should use their goalies to play the puck if they're good puck-handlers (like Ben Bishop), because you can set up stretch-passes during line changes that other teams aren't expecting
>Jamie Benn is good at face-offs
>Pietrangelo has a special stick or something with yellow tape
>Bobby Orr always worked on his stick during the intermissions
>St. Albert Slash won the Esso Cup (girls' hockey)
>and then the Toronto Somethings won the Telus Cup (boys' hockey) in 2OT

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in colorado

Tbh better than dykepuck

>Dubois autistic screeching on CBC
/ourguy/

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And, like said
>defensemen have to get their sticks out of the way of shots so that it doesn't get redirected and their goalie can just make the save

i think the message of the pietrangelo bit was that if you focus on the basics like taking care of your sticks, the goals will come

Sloppy passing by the Teds

Doc obviously still gushing over boston. Fucking gay

Mike mill bury loves to bury cocks in his ass

>BROONS

why are some of you flyovers so insecure? they're hardly singing their praises

Bruins need to score a goal

Nah

Columbus really is legit boys

If the Bruins don't score a goal at some point then they won't win this game

For me, it's hearing players swear over the bench commentators open mic

INTERGALACTIC

>are you fucking high?

INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY

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INTERGALACTIC

>ywn live out your life's dream to the extent that pierre mcguire is when he's between the benches
why live

If 2 Teds win
If 3 Broons win

Lmao came here to post this. Was he yelling at the ref?

thank you captain obvious

We may never know

HA i thought i heard that

If this game continues to be 1-0 CBJ all the way to the last minutes, the Bruins will find themselves in a must-score situation

thanks pierre

If 4 Teds win
If 6 Broons win

If 1-9 Columbus wins
If 0 Boston wins

NO IT CAN'T BE

this comeback better be good

Singles have never meant shit

If repeating digits, bruins win. If not, teds win.

DUBS and Jackets win the rest

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Holy fuck

CHARA

DAMN

GET FUCKED RAT

my dubs confirm both of these teams losing

>missing open net

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lmao

NO NO NO NO NO NO

good lord can both of these teams stop missing wide open goals

every fucking game so far

Chara saved a goal there

trips and broons win

>Andy Reid goalie

Based swedish chad bullying a bruin virgin

>both teams missed an empty net
OH NONONOO

Based inattentive Rask can't follow what's going on.

wew lads

Dubs and teds stanley

If repeating integers then numbers don’t mean shit

Is it fair that Boston literally has a mythical giant on their team?

>finnish attention span

so close but NOT TONIGHT ASSHOLE

>those announcers
they are literally yelling non-stop the entire period as if it was the last few min of the final Game 7

Dubs and teds win

What does tuuka think about during the game

BASED

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Milbury actually adds nothing to the broadcast

>haha benis :D

Newfag out

Marchands face and nose get longer everytime I see him

Sauna and energy drinks.

Only speaks when he has something to add meaninglessly

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAARRRR

DUAPOLOGIZE

should have been 4

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SUCK IT RUINS

LET FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

BASED DUCHENE
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BRUINS ARE FUCKING SHOOK

APOLOGIZE

So that Duchene trade was bertty gud, huh.

SCCCCCCCCCCCCCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

holy fuck this series is going to be fucking MENTAL

>that entire fucking powerplay

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Wow columbus banking their future might pay off well

jesus that was one of the most ridiculous PPs i have seen in a while

LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO LETS GO TEDS LETS GO

What part of Columbus are you from, Teds?

BRAZILIO

Why do you call them TEDS?

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Jesus, Ted's power play was intense

The bruins have just given up

damn i shouldn't have taken benadryl
i am sleepy lads and my speech is slurred
i can't watch this game any longer

jones is so fucking good at holding the line jebus

IT'S HAPPENING TEDS

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leafs would have swept the teds

broons are SHOOK AF

why are they chanting pbj?

Pittsburgh

Fresno

that's teds favorite samwhich

Teds in 5

that place is going nuts

I would’ve liked teds vs laffs more, but laughing at Boston would be fun to do

that power play was fucking bonkers

good god

That was a great time for me to tune in. The B's just getting plowed

cmon, everyone loves a good pbj

The Teds are actually fucking great to watch, really fun team.

Teds look like they’re still on PP

Kingston, Ontario, Canada

Teds in 6 over hurricanes
Teds in 7 over blues

Great, the reddit team is winning this series

Homemade PB&Js are the archenemy of publix

Bruins are getting swept in 6 lads

Its all part of the plan

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5

only shit teams desu

>should have been 4
Shouldn't have even been a penalty.

>BLUEs vs BLUE jackets SCF
not sure how to feel about this

Gahanna, at creekside! Wya gahannabro?

CBJ

I am time traveler, the blue jackets score 2 more goals, to prove myself this post ends in a 4.

does grove city count

why are the bruins fucking up so hard?

Wow boys I just felt like that was the turning point in the series

>I rate columbus

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>le brick wall man

wtf Westerville Ted here too

YOURE OFF THE FORCE BOBS

AHAHAHH I TOLD YOU MONTHS AGO LADS, TEDS - BLOOS SCF

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I am time traveler, the blue jackets score 3 more goals, to prove myself this post ends in a 6

i take about 5 to 7 benadryl and cum the hardest ive ever cummed

Duchess PBJ's are to the subs of Publix.

PBJ! PBJ!

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good fucking lord bobrovsky

Who you guys got in the Derby?

Thinking about a cheeky tenner on Win Win Win

what is Ted

THE BEST GODDAMN COP ON THE FORCE

BOB YOU GOD GOALIE

Those were swears. Back a few decade he probably would have been in big trouble right now.

oh my

Answer me faggots

BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB

>teds have bob
>we have tukka

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bruins in 5

shoot the puck
drive the net

Sick chant into glove save

BOBBOBBOBBOBBOBBOBBOBBOBBOB

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TNT WATCH ME EXXPLOOOOODE

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>Bob chants
I fucking love this city.

based bob doin work

>implying bombston isnt going to score

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that is a loud building

Boston’s the reddit team faggot

Imagine

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tfw your home team is finally getting the attention it deserves after 20 years

Le epic

Will normies know what I mean when I call the Teds “the Teds” in public?

Pasta is dead weight out there

Holy fuck is any other building this hype so far?

BOB BOB BOB

for fucks sake lads scar some goals

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columbus is truly americas team

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Lets go boys

>all these blow faggot "fans" showing up out of nowhere

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that went in

teds = bakers
bruins = doughmakers

ITS IN
REDDITEDS BTFO

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

yes, Boston

INTENT TO BLOW THE WHISTLE

AHAHAHAHAHA

cucked by the whistle

IT'S A FUCKING GOAL

GARY IS ON THE PHONE

how not a goal?

good goal

REF PUCK

blow THIS whistle, boston

*unzips pants*

Holy shit it was a dead building in Boston compared to this. And considering how close (and boring) the first two games were and such a contrast in this game I feel the Ruins are fucked

that whistle is after wtf

Based post

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it's a goal
reddit on poocide watch

Yeah that’s a goal

that's actually in before the whistle, but I'm not gonna bother predicting this

Please call no goal

I think its a good goal, the whistle went half a second after the puck crossed.

TEDS BTFO

BZZZT

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looks like a goal

no shit111 2-1

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

REFPUCK HORSESHIT

SSSSSSCCCCC CCAAAAAAARRRRRRR

>Please refs save us

based digies, hows the factory this week lad?

REFPUCK

LEAGUE CAN'T HAVE THEIR PRECIOUS BRUINS GETTING BTFO

Aw we got a game now

lol bobrovsky is ass

Shut your fuckin mouth trotz its a good goal

>a CoNtiNuOuS pLaY

That ref sounds like a nerd

SEETHE MORE

How does SN have this view and all NBC gives is a blurry camera angle from the rafters?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

you people are insufferable

boooo

whats torts saying?

>ref #33
>chara #33
hmmmmmmmmm

stupid casuals

Its torts not trotz

get nbc sports network poorfag

laugh it up chucklefuck youre still losing this series

That's a good goal, keep seething Columbus "fans"

He agreed with the call

>continuous play

its just one goal, lads. we can still do this, give the teds all your energy

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nash BTFO

Enjoy the loss. I'll enjoy the laugh

Riley Nash is such a cuck faggot. Holy shit this ginger queef didn't show one fucking sign of having a pulse or any heart in any time with the Bruins and now he's out there instigating the shit out of anyone that will engage with him.

>nash

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Everything is fine, no night shifts this month, so I can watch more hokkei

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Texas needs a second team
The Bruines should be relocated
Austin Bruins sounds good

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Lifelong Blue Jackets fan here since 2019
Can someone explain to me how that's a goal when the refs called it dead?
Why does the league hate us so much?
I can kick my cat right now I'm so angry

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>game getting chippy

This is the part where Marchand fucking murders someone and gets away with it. Teds going to seethe all the way to elimination

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UNA VELA

>KEEP SEETHING
>I'M DOING THE MEME

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based, hope it's continued smooth sailing in bread town for you lad

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wew ya seethe

VELA

Boston isn’t getting past the jackets if marchand can’t even score lmao

Leave the cat alone you fuck

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>marchand murders someone
M8, he’s 5’8 what’s he gonna do?

thank you, lad

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the bruins will end the tedditors for the good of hoc

Lads...does Rogaine work?

Doesn't change the fact that they called it a good goal

:^)

BYE DENNIS QUADE!!!!!

The bruins are the real bad guys. Nobody wants boston to win again

thank god
one series win and its gone to their head

Get bodied by Anderson, digits confirm

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put two pills in your butt daily until you have a thick head of hair

What is Kathryn Tap-in famous for?? Did she play hockey?

>breadbro can't stop getting dubs
based

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bite someone, probably

with continuous use from where your hair is when you begin....but if you stop using it you go bald very fast. Google "Robert Durst" and click on images.

why are bombston fags seething so hard today?

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pasta is a broken man

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>pay the Jew, goy

You are seeing their ugly side when they lose. It's not a good look desu

Bombstonians can't stand other cities finding some success in sports. They always have to win everything, and when they don't they bitch and moan and take the ball home.

So after this series, we all know pastrnak is a bust right?

They're both bad guys, but the Bruins at least are a fun heel. BJ's are just kind of faggy and forgettable.

natural state

Bruins need to step it up this period.

They aren't

>Hockey Night in Canada
>only hockey left is in America

lol, i'm relaxed af. i've seen my based bruins in much worse situations against much better teams

good post

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Very good post

casual reminder the dodge™ ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in its class

Whoever wins tonight will be 1 win closer to the Stanley Cup

>people buying MOPAR in current year
I don't understand it

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>its better than the rest

big if true

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big if true

More correctly would be 1 win closer to their final game of the playoffs

digits and the team with the most goals at the end of the 3rd period will win

Praise kek

who is tortorella figging on the blue jackets to make them skate faster?

marchand figs with a carolina reaper thats why he so good and plus its just part of his training regimen

holy SHIT

woah

big if ture

you could replace pierre with insight like that

>Marchand
>good
>0 points against Columbus

damn son

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500

He's just due nigga be patient.

nobody make a new thread this one is still good

Based

>the phallusy gambler

fuck you i want OT

I get Chara is a big guy, but why is he allowed to punch or cross check people in the head every time someone comes near him?

New

for you

OH NO NO NO
how will they ever recover

was just thinking this exact thing

Because he can

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Based Stallion Robbed

Bruins turning it up finally.

digits and the team with the least goals at the end of the 3rd period will lose

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>cross check people in the head
he aims at the knees though.

Cleveland desu

Great Game so far

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>fun heel
>using wrestling analogies

It is useful language for describing the way fans view teams or individuals. Used a lot in /heem/ as well

perhaps you're right, the average hockey fan also was a fan of wrestling at one point
whats that say about them