What the fuck's wrong with americans and their obsession for 2m 150kg roidniggers?

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>hey guys look at this faggot I took a picture of at the gay bar.

*steps to the right*
*steps to the left*
*nigger falls into a black hole*
*chips it*

link, i wanna see the answers

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Messi's acceleration was elite in his prime, I bet he could run a good 40yard dash

I don't know. I can't figure it out.

they get horny, truth be told the entirety of Burgerland's collective consciousness crave bbc for some fucking reason
it's pretty odd I know

It is not really their fault. Their media is very aggressive. Sport is not the same as here. In Euro sport is seen as healthy ,fit way of lifestyle. There its all about retarded yooge numbers and more attnetion is given to equipment. In Euro all you need is a ball and some people.

>Because defenders in Europe are horrible and he only really tends to appear when his team is winning (hence the opponents are even more defenseless), so there's not really much merit in his actions.

>When you REALLY need him to put a good performance, he will not do so.

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athlete is such a meme word

>Serious Replies Only

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i don't know but they unironically measure finger length at the nfl combine, pretty strange stuff

but you are the one obsessed, faggot

it's your countrymen who are fucking retards
no shit sherlock. have you seen marathon runners? they're even thinner sticks, maybe there is reason that only americans can't seem to understand

>In Euro sport is seen as healthy ,fit way of lifestyle.

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obviously he meant playing sport not watching it
besides, in america even the players are fat

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Because Messi has never taken any performance drugs.

yeah that's what i mean. brits favorite sports are drinking and fighting. most of them lead very healthy, fit lifestyles. look at these athletes lmao
>all you need is cheap booze and mcdonalds

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>and fighting
literally exercise so what's your problem?

>Throwing your trash on the ground
Literally nigger-tier. Where is this?

So the answer is no, you can't explain it OP?

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Bristol
not a bad place desu

Bristle

fpbp

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Because soccer is not about strenght but skills and sport IQ

The only physical skill needed is agility, and Messi on his peak was the most agile player ever

>be white supremacist
>somehow find a way to whine about black people whenever white people do something shitty
how pathetic is your life?

>because soccer is not about athleticism it's about brains
so it's a "sport" in the same way that chess is a "sport". IE it's not a sport.

>why are elite marathon runners sticklets?
is running a sport in your worthless opinion?

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There's plenty wrong with us. But at least I'm not a reddit browsing faggot. Go the fuck back.

Is quoting wrong on purpose a sport?

not him but there is no such thing as a 'sport IQ'. IQ is IQ.

>i don't browse reddit nor do i know what you're doing there, but i'll just call you faggot because everyone told me to

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have sex

>reddit memes
>i am not reddit

>there is no such thing as a 'sport IQ'

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so the part were he talked about skills doesnt register with you americans huh?

How about staying there next time before you make Yea Forums even more cancerous than it already is? Fucking retarded faggot.

>M O G G E D

lel look at you
you're basically demanding the same absolutely loyalty from folks to an internet site as your demanding it to your political parties
fucking pathetic

I thought it was New York for a second. That place is basically garbage island.

but this post of yours doesn't have anything to do with what i said. you have low IQ.

yes there is an absolute loyalty on Yea Forums
it is called a bunch of faggots circle jerking because they are triggered by our disrespect to their beloved sport even though we don't disrespect anyone we just want you to leave us alone. but you are so butthurt you keep circle jerking

Because Soccer is more about skill and football IQ (correct decisionmaking, movement...)
Athletism is important too - Messi has exceptional agility/balance and was very fast in his prime

While to suceed in some American sports you just need to be black, muscular, run fast and you're good to go.

>because they are triggered by our disrespect to their beloved sport
that's where you're wrong mate
i'm continuesly baffled by your stupidity

>replying to an americunt
that was your first mistake

rent free

how am i wrong if you fags keep creating these threads and keep circle jerking waaaaa you damn americans don't like soccer please love us why are you like that waaaa. kek why are people so butthurt? you don't need to watch our sports.

>defenders in europe are horrible
as opposed to fucking where? chinese football?

>how am i wrong
you can't see why you're wrong because your stupid, which is what this thread has been about

MLS ofc

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