OFFICIAL Tottenham vs Ajax Champions League Semi-Final tread 1

~TOTTENHAM~
Lloris (C), Trippier, Sanchez, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Wanyama, Rose, Eriksen, Dele, Lucas, Llorente
** Son suspended, Kane Winks Lamela and Sissoko injured

~AJAX~
Onana; Veltman, de Ligt, Blind, Tagliafico; Schone, De Jong, van de Beek; Ziyech, Tadic, Neres

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Spurs win lol

Would Eriksen get in this Ajax team?

as a white man, i feel obligated to root for ajax. lets go boys

Spurs: 5-4-1
Real fucking brave there lads.

Why aren't cards erased for the Semi-final like every other tournament ever?

Coys

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the jewish showdown

Posting Ancilla for good luck.

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Ajax 3
Spurs 1

Please post predictions

lmao this game isnt even worth watching. gonna be 3-0 spurs within the first half
lmaoing at you delusional retards that think ajax have a chance

dont waste your time, i warned you.

gonna go watch take me out on itv.

yfw Spurs home massacre incoming

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Ajax - 2
Spurs - 1

That is a beautiful Europa League game you've got here

>ajaxwinslol

Jewish matchup!

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4-1 spurs

Free bitterballen for all my Yea Forumsfrens

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They are going to dominate CL football for the next 10 years so make peace with it

Spurs 5 - Ajax 0, one of those big strong black midfielders for the hattrick

If I had to bet, I'd say something like 1-3 Ajax but I'm still hoping our YIDS can pull it off

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K H A Z A R
H
A
Z
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3-0 to spuds
this. ajax are nearly as big a meme as frankfurt

How do we stop the zoomers lads?

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>people think spurs are scoring goals with Llorente and Lucas

Post more tasty Dutch food.

Yes, he could replace Ziyech. Other than that, no one.

is that guy Dutch?

Unlimited Precognition Works

rate my strogonoff. made it myself

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>Ajax has no change against Madrid
>Ajax has no change against Juventus
>Ajax had no change against Spurs

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Maybe, doubt he would replace Van de Beek or De Jong but probably get in ahead of Schone

No

0-1 Ajax

are most dutch really degenerate stoners? the ones i've meet were pretty conservative wtf

who is the lesser jew here

Why do people think ajax can win this? they didnt even win their own 1 team league? plus their zoomers will shit themselves

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Thats basically it desu lad

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uma delicia...

>>Ajax had no change against Spurs
literally no one has said this

What's in it? Looks like a dog's dinner.

Based
Not based. Looks like sloppy mashed potato

Ajax is a shitty team. Pochettino is the best manager in the world and he's going to win the CL.

>No son
>No Kane
I doubt spurs score so 2-0 Ajax

spurs are gonna get btfo, specially considering that they're way worse than Halal and Juven

Reminder this is the video that """taught"""" people that De Jong was better than De Ligt
>a fucking skills challenge
youtube.com/watch?v=ANioRjD690Y

Somehow I can't imagine Tottenham in a CL final. Don't ask me why; I just can't.

>lulls you in with a false sense of security

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>De Jong
Nice fucking try, Brit. De Jong shits on Eriksen the 40 year old balding prospect. When is going to Barca anyway KEKEK.

I really want Ajax to win but I have the bad feeling that Tottenham gonna stomp them.
Ajax beat Real sure, but it was the worst Real since maybe 10 years or so.

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>playing five at the back at home
Cowardly spud cunts

s-stream

ajax are from a league where vincent jannsen scored 30 goals

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Ajax have spent this CL playing continental bitches. Tonight they come up against a big dick Premier League team.

3-0 Spurs.

That's a shame. Do you eat fish and chips in the Netherlands, lad?

is this before or after you ate it?

does anyone have a BT sport acestream?

>Return game that decides the fixture is at Ajax stadium

This won't end well for spuds will it?

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>No Kane
>No Son
>Mentally ill nigger at LB

Easy win for Ajax of Amsterdam for me, Clive.

>reading BBC livetext
>see this
"Michael Allen: I was at the last Tottenham European Cup semi-final. An ambulance got held up by crowds outside White Hart Lane. A mother gave birth in the ambulance and nearly died of post-partum hemorrhage. Both survived though. I was the baby. (5th April 1962)."

Rather bewildering anecdote to reveal to the world, but OK Michael.

spurs are as good as liverpool and barca. dont know why people think ajax can even score a goal

Does the 2nd leg home team usually advance?
What are the statistics on this?

Not really. I mean we eat both, but generally not together as a meal (but it is offered in restaurants).

>spurs
>as good as barca or liverpool

Are you implying De Jong is shit ?
De Jong would get into the team over Eriksen

Barca/liverpool fans who do you want to win, who is an easier final for you and why?

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No skill Van Nisterlrooij was rated in the EPL while we preferred Kluivert ALL DAY.

ABSOLUTE MASTERCLASS GAME FROM LLORIS TONIGHT

van de beek is my ajax waifu

>are most dutch really degenerate stoners?
I am, but then again I am from Amsterdam

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2-1 Spurs
then will get demolished in the 2nd leg

solid choice my brazilian friend

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I'd rather play a bunch of mercenaries than some team oriented goats

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attention to all white people: we are BACK

Disappointed, Brazil. I had expected a Brazilian to recognize true footballing talent aka Frenkie. Van De Beek is England tier.

Barca '''''''''''''fan''''''''''' here and I want Ajax to win not because they're easier, but because they represent good football

>VDB over twink De Jong ?
explain yourself

chicken, brocolis, milk cream

Lloris is cute!

>tfw no gf to watch this game with
imagine sitting with her, with a beer in hand, while she screams at the television

;_:

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Do Brazilians rate David Neres?

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ajax are the mercenaries, they will all leave as soon as a team that can pay them more comes in for them. de ligt is already flirting with barca and the season isnt even over

very much yes

stroopwafels confirmed godlike

>de ligt is already flirting with barca and the season isnt even over
Wouldn't surprise anyone if he joins De Jong at Barca

bet she's the kind of girl that like to be strangled with one hand while the other one slaps her tits

Teams like Ajax that have hardcore fans all around their stadium and already posses meme magic this season will usually transform into their final form if they play at home and can get into the CHL final

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thread theme

thats a guy
no obviously not, look past stereotypes.
clearly never ate bitterballen, will 100% burn ur mouth but its >>>>>>>>>>>>>potatoes. not even comparable.
why is NA even posting ITT

Get a cute trap bf who likes football and will watch with you.

she'd keep fucking bitching to go home and that football is boring

0-1

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAH Dutch football SUCK!
Ajax will crash and burn tonight.
After their victory over Real and Juve, they will be overconfident.
Result being they will make mistake and get their ass handed to them.

that deal has already been settled but de ligt doesnt want it announced yet as the captain of ajax

PLEASE tell me she has a penis.

Ajax will crash and burn tonight. After their victory over Real and Juve, they will be overconfident. Result being they will make mistake and get their ass handed to them. Ajax has been lucky to get this far.

IQ 50 - 80: Spurs
IQ 90 - 110: Ajax
IQ 120 - 150: Spurs

women who like football are cringe imo. women should like tv series, food tv, taylor swift , beyance

not fooling anyone with those make-up'd on tits
ironing board faggot

Ben jij zo'n zure PSV'er toevallig?

>IQ 120 - 150: Spurs

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THIS. SO. FUCKING. MUCH
I have seen an infinite amount of these "easy win broeders" games (RUSSIA 2008 after raping France and Italy KEK)

>will 100% burn ur mouth but its
I've never had it, but I live on spicy food m8. I order curries every week that scorch a red ring in me bum. Unless you mean hot as in "mustard/wasabi" hot. I can't take those things.

>mongs and autists like spurs
sounds about right

>mfw da spurrs wins da cl

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hattrick for Eriksen
hattrick for Schöne
Trippier own goal at 97 mins followed by a close zoom of his face with a single tear rolling down his face

monkeys who post in imageboards are cringe imo. monkeys should like hang from trees, eat bananas, fruits, live in jungles

That's what people said about Dortmund tbf

theyre unironically both jew teams. ajaxs badge is literally a jew taking money

Wait wtf happened to r/soccerstreams?? What am I supposed to do now

S-s-tream stream??

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Tottenham are like Icarus flying too close to the sun, they will fall hard tonight

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come on im about to watch the game, cant fap now with parents so close

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how can Tottenham win without Son and Sissoko?

footybites

CAM ON FENANDO SCAR A FUCKING GOAL

footybite x

footybite you fucking phoneposting zoomer

digits don't lie

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>Dutch people will defend this

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Where have you been for the last few months? It's been dead for a long time lad.

try the same, only with dotnet at the end

gona put a bet on ajax winning or drawning. i dont care

I do it too

Keep sticking your head in the sand. Ajax is shit! Dutch football is shit. Ajax got lucky.

>Sissoko
Dont they have secret stash of buff black men somehwere as is custom in the EPL?

soccerstreams dot net

>Son suspended
wtf why

>Youngest captain in history, eliminates CR7, halal, spuds and messi in the final, wins the CHL home after decades of drought and gets with his HS oneitis

Literally living my dream

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u'll burn ur mouth temperature-wise, not spicy-wise. The inside is a 1000 degrees hotter than the outside and it will always catch you off-guard for some reason

jail for 2 years

wholesome Ancilla is best Ancilla

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hes too chadesque for me , thats why i love van de beek. hes more calm and relaxed

>amercans will defend this

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I just fucking hate streaming games but its only now that I am willing to give in to streamberg. Sick of being persecuted for wanting to watch football.

they only work if you announce them beforehand
like I do now
dubs and Ajax win

So the CL end in one week with Barca - Liver return ?

too many yellows

I want to grab those in front of little benji

>6'3

literally living my dream

because uefa are jews and dont clear cards

I'm wishing for Spurs to win but man, self-hating Nederanders make me sad.

ubermensch

You imbeciel. Ajax is playing godlike, but so did numerous Dutch teams in the past until faced with an EASY WIN team. CHOKE CHOKE. Geboren in 2003 zeker?

Beacause it's French(flemish)?

Our mayo is different though

>being average height is your dream

Spurs would be the obvious favorites if they had no injuries

Consider it as a condiment

She's pretty much perfect
>smart
>kinky
>hot

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Don't think it's self hating, probably psv fans

>he isnt bulking
Faggot

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Ajax plays ditrty ugly football. English football is going is a level too high for them.

m8 im unironically 5'9 in 2019. fucking shit genetics

Yea Forums do I chill and watch the game with 10mg of oxy or just beer?

The fucking state

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kkkkk i now this feeling

>patat speciaal

waar oorlog

>5'9 in 2019
i hope you're 30 years old to justify this

oxy. not even a question. ajax gonna get btfo

in de prullebak

>Eriksen vs Schone

kino

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>new flat
>new tv
>new job, only had to work until lunch today because holiday tomorrow
comfy 2bh

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let's stop arguing and enjoy comfy match

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my mom told me i look like schone. i think tis the beard

I am 2 meters tall and I feel shorter than average brehs

>De Ligt
>Tagliafico
>De Jong
>Ziyech
>Tadic

spurs are dead

Ajax is weak in the back and easily beaten.

BON VOY

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>tfw 31 and 5'11
feels fine desu

Dankjewel

Who's your favourite pundit user? All countries welcome

I unironically like Jermaine jenas

7'3 king of manlets reporting in

systemic anti-semitism

>still pleb and not browsing in Tomorrow

who /soakingpits/ here?

>ajax
quick rundown? I haven't watched them at all this season

>5'9
I bet you're 5'7 max
i'm 5'9 and short-arses claim they're 5'11 around me despite me being obviously taller

Offical predication:
> Spurs 3 - 0 Ajax

>Jenas
>is wearing jeans
BASED

based hue / danish connection

give me your best rice and beans recipe

Chris Sutton on the radio when he's winding up mongs

imagine being under 6' in holland
id KMS the women are all taller than that

any clogs ITT know this suicidal level feel?

Wish that were accurate but no way is Moura scoring a hat trick tonight

>tfw no stacked jewish gf

Reminder that Ajax is a SUPERTEAM statistically

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Ajax is shit. Tottenham is the 1st team that is going to test them.

basically feijoada. black beans + rice all over it

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I find it more fun to sit and shitpost on Yea Forums while livestreaming the game on acestream than watching it with IRL friends

Am I fucked?

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This only applies outside the cities in the fucking boonies. Their cities are filled to the brim with manlets. Sure there is an odd tall person or two here and there but they have commuted 2 hours from their village for the day

Rather have a flat jew gf so I can be her goytoy

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good reminder, I use Tomorrow on my PC

Which of these fuckers buffer the least? It seems every Ace Stream I use is absolute turd.

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Where are you from in Israel lads

Rosh Pina here

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somehow I feel like that will happen aswell.
unless they keep a healthy mentality, not letting the win over juve and real impact them too much. Too bad alot of people think like that and praise Ajax too much, calling this an ez win etc. That is where it goes wrong, although im pretty sure spurs are pooping their pants.

so oxy it is then

straight of this projectile cope

Not without Kane and Son dude, Llorente isn't testing shit and Alli's been pointless most of this season

no. same desu

What site is this?

So who is jewing who?

kys

whoscored

>Llorente
it's over before it began

>Neres
>Van de Beek
>Blind (LUL)
>Onana

yes lad

havana onana kkk

English players are stronger, more physical than Ajax kids. Ajax will crumble.

llorente is gonna son de ligt

bluejetset

>Spurs
>POSSESSION
Ha ha, we invented this shit. Ajax plays pretty fucking football, Spurs pretends it does.

>inb4
>1st half Ajax chill and counter attacks on the right side true Ziyech
>2nd half turbo engage and Tagliafico, De Jong and Neres destroy Tott 1:3
>Also Rate my cat!

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Oh look, the seething Feyenoorder is back
inb4
>Er zijn meer dan drie clubs hoor!!!!

The fucking state. Why can't they just dress properly?

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iron sharpens iron. spurs play ajax level teams every week. ajax have never faced a side like spurs before. theyre soft. they havnt been forged in the fire of the premier league

shit post but lovely cat. what's his/her name

called fashion, incel

I generally dont rate cats, but I rate him 1:3

>blind defender
I know it's just totenham but this is pushing it

pls dont embarrass yourselves lads

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who watching the match with quique wolf as commentarist? this man truly makes CL almost as comfy as /copalib/

How do I cook the beans irmao?

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Ajax's possession was invented by an English coach in the 1800s.

wearing nice shoes makes you feel like shit when you're sitting for hours

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I don't use Acestreams, but cr7 and youpit from the regular streams work pretty well even with my shit internet.

>mfw the final between spuds v Liverpool

le classy politically correct boomer

If Spurs wins, Arsenal loses
If Spurs loses, Spurs loses

Whoever wins we win.

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How you end up a Tottenham fans ?

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dress shoes are for boomers and virgins

sabe

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Who half time Jewbs here?

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Lucas is NOT scoring
Llorente is NOT scoring
Alli is NOT scoring or keeping the ball

They are relying purely on eriksen

Spurs 0 - 2 Ajax
-Tadic
-Ziyech

messi created many tottenham fans when he destroyed arsenal

Buy better dress shoes then. I can walk on them all day without issues.

youtube.com/watch?v=auzJ4qLftBw

check this. its kinda hard but its delicious

Don’t panic lads I’m here

Enjoy the smell of new stadium

You have 10 seconds to explain why I shouldn't bet everything I have on Ajax making the final

ready

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Was never this nervous in my life

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Even the pundits agree. The Dutch league is a non-league.
The premiere league players will steam roll all over them.

But it's in Russian, user.

Just for the record, if I post "DAS IT TADIC" it's a spin-off from "Das it mane" from back when they used to both play for Southampton

maybe they won't win

It's subjective, but get some of those air comfort shoes and put them on after you've been with your nice shoes all day to feel the difference. I have those under my desk now to switch to during the day.

If Spurs go to the final, Poch confirmed the greatest coach of all time

There is a disturbing lack of aj/a/x anime girls in here lads

no son so this will be a 0-0 or 0-1 snoozefest.

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Thottenham will probably win. 2-1.

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Family have supported them for about 100 yrs

saw the ajax team bus yesterday about 15 minutes from the stadium, was just waiting at some lights. was literally opposite from a husidic jewish bakery kek

Ajax wins this easily.

thanks lad

Too bad 50% of this Ajax team will be sold in the summer and dutch football will go back into 10 years of irrelevance

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Based Lestah lad Doobz being honest and saying Spurs have played better without Kane

>No Kane
>No Son

If Ajax can't win tonight there's no hope for them.

Ness ziona

Bump! up!

Don't see Spurs scoring more than one goal

1-2
Tadić, Van de Beek, Vertonghen

based Burrspurs holy alliance

Lads, do I really have to marry?
doesn't feel like there's someone I really wanna share the rest of my life with tbqh
Should I go look for someone okay level?

Spurs will do a spurs

0/10 would not try

It really doesnt matter all that much for me. Yeah, my Pegasus shoes are comfy, but Im not running in my dress shoes.

0-0

6 Euros for a pizza + big ass hamburger, lads... Champions League is back on the menu.

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"se-mai final"
Wtf

the dutch have the WORST chants i've ever heard, they are even worse than MLS chants

he was a former defender and wore the NT shirt in a world cup
pretty based t b h

>Star Wars music

Now this is worthy of being an /elite/ post

Was that duel of the fates?

*lightsabers*

Lucas will fulfill his potential tonight. He will evolve into Neymar.
He will dominate the game and score a hatty


Screenshot this right now

>not rating duel of the fates

getting peckish lads, what should I go get at half-time?

cringe every time desu

inb4 the ajax players give up and have a gay orgy

>spurs are better without kane

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spurs 1-4 ajax you know it's true lads

>Jan Boskamp is 70
wtf

this, Yea Forums and football is the way forward. Barca and EL threads have spiced up this years football for me.

reminder if you're cheering for Tottenham you belong to redd*t

>No Keane.
>No Song (I thiink)
>Ajax is the one that is player better of all the teams.
>More young.
>It's something historic for them.

LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS

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Kino

spurs are just a hollow souless club
>meme hype music like star wars
>meme slogans like 'to dare is to do' and 'this game is about glory'

its like a manufactured boyband but a football club

Ajax is way more reddit than tottenham

TO DARE

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Which club is more Jewish?

they would have lost to city if they played him because they would have fed him the ball instead of son.

Glory glory Man United

fresh pusy

Say my name

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oh no no no no no no no

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If you support Tottenham you're anti football and should neck yourself

spuds 0-2 ajax

Ajax are fakejews

i regret betting on ajax

I want a Barcelona - Ajax final

On the other hand Tottenham winning the CL before Arsenal would be hilarious too.

>I support ajax

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No Kane
No Son
No Sissoko
No Winks

No goals

>PLASTIC FLAGS
>DUEL OF THE FATES

OH NO NO NO

most of reddit seems to support ajax though

What? Why?

Baldinho

>using reddit as an adjective

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Spurs are own by jews

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last two digits are the final score

Spurs Swede user? That's you, right?

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mossad agents doing their best

>yfw Spurs in the final

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spotted the Redd*tors
kindly fuck off

basadinho

>DUEL OF THE FATES
I can't hear that.

Post stream

Lads throw me an acestream can't load the footybites

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Last 3 digits of this post are how many times Alli slows down attacks and loses the ball

at your service

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>llorente
JUST

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Footybit coming up with error database when clicking through to stream list for the match

Any alternatives please?

Ajax just call themselves superjews ironically, Spurs are actually jews

Hang on lads I need to check who has the biggest reddit sub so I know who the cheer for

Ajax - Barca or Ajax - Liverpool would both be solid match ups. All three are European royalty.

WAAR KOMEN JODEN TOCH VANDAAN?

When the referee tosses the coin at the start see which one of them is fastest to pick it up

>He doesn't have rte 2

why are ajax so cringe lads?

what's that pastry with cream inside?

>inb4 yo momma

cute

looks like my gf :D

Which team is the WHITE MAN going for?

ajax is unironically a jewish club

It's on rte2 bud

I don't know if it is illegal. I don't want to be banned.

reddit.com/r/redditsoccercity/

Lmao they play chants from speakers

atmosphere is fake

just realised that the colours of tottenham are also the colours of israel

Footybite*

Also, Ajax for the win as Sours have no midfield

That's what they said after the EL-final a few years ago too :^)

> Ajax is going to crash a burn.
> They are overconfident and will make 1001 mistakes.
> Spurs is going to steamroll ajax.

Ref's girl is CUTE

>0:2 for ajax
exactly as on my bet, thanks user

>All these former Ajax players greeting their old teamates

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>Singing over the CL anthem

basado

PM me then.

Chicago Bulls

Shut the fuck up cunts we want to hear the anthem

based crowd to be quite honest desu

tottemham has the worst song, very cringe.

WHEN THE SPURS COME MARCHING IN

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I WANT SAM FACKING GOALS

ILS SONT LES MEILLEURS

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Shame City didn't get through, atmosphere would've been better, what with their crowd noise pumped through the PA system.

Why did they do the same display as when they played Man City

Hey. Still no /epl/. Still miserable. How you doing? Literally looked up getting citizenship elsewhere.

mayonnaise is god tier with fries.

Vipbox?

when the goal hits the net
check these dubs check this get
lucas mouraaaaaaa~

Spurs always have the same tifo

Based KNIL
Thank you for your service

>five at the back at home
lmao

Thats not a pastry user, it's deepfried minced meat.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frikandel

It's owned be Jews?

Pay for BT Sport you povvo

Why so many manlrts on both teams

remember when everybody thought Kasper Dolberg was the Ajax hot prospect

Yea Forumsjax SAMA!

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I love you bro

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No matter who wins, we lose

stream please

Wanyama

>tfw sis's large brown chest are distracting me from the game

user, NO!

POST SLAGS

sent ;)

>Uefa broadcasters turning the crowd noise down for their anthem

YIDS

basado

streams.notahoneypot.me/

THIS IS THE GOOD GUYS SEMIFINAL

TOMORROW IS THE BAD GUYS SEMIFINAL

rare

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My spursies are going to dab on these Ajax Zoomers

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Lads, Im shaking a bit.

LOL TOttenham 3 defenders???

DE LIGT is a fucking chad

half the stadium are asian costumers lol

Ajax are shit m8s

wow the kids are especially ugly today

HYP

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the future of football is vertical efficiency

shit quality but works
elixx.me/wajax.html

Hope Ajax win. Do it for the Benelux

Last 3 digits are the final score

DA CHAAAAAAAAAAMPIONS

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KK JODEN

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make this a sticky

Go ajax

Cohencidence

miam miam

Already pay for Sky
BT can fuck themselvesas they ruin EVERY CL campaign by in-game updates on other matches live the fucking twats
And they employ Robbie Savage

hello fags, been looking forward to this all day

can't even sing louder than the champions league anthem the fucking state of spurs fans

Yep

ajax vs former ajax (all 3 defenders + erikson )

Dubs and Huntelaar scores the winner

Based tottenham playing my fm formation

bfst.to/play/soccer-14.php

good quality

didn't get it. can you use the chat feature instead? I wrote to you.

this t b h

Is Onana the only good black goalkeeper

54-2

Give Ajax your energy

3-0 VOOR AJAX

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No! No! No!
I hate being Dutch. I hope ajax get crushed and humilated.

Posting Nazi slags tonight since its a jew vs jew game tonight

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The good guys are Ajax.

finally a believable score

I'M REALLY SCARED LADS

>jews
>good guys

I'm great lad. Got myself a new hobby. Found a new girl to date. Hope you get better soon fren.

Omg, just bring Barca - Liverpool already

Are you lads from Ajax or Hotspur?

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jamaal blackman

it's not Liverpool-Barca today

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Any oldfags remember
>The Mighty Spurs
?

\o/

ajax will lose

thanks
>that site name though kek

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GOD DAMN IT I WANT AN AJAX QT GIRLFRIEND FUCK

ajax obviously

Poch should do exactly what Mourinho told him to.

Stupid women pretending they like football when they can't understand even what is an off-side...

>430 posts before the kickoff

I will have to make a new thread soon. I wonder if Norgebro is here.

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>stream starts lagging at kick off

NO, i mean post that pastry. There is a Dutch pastry that i had in London once. Fuck it. I'll Google it on my own.

asanagi blew this low tier slag the fuck out

Today Tadic gets exposed

YIDS

CLAP CLAP CLAP

YIDS

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coys

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KOMM EEN AJAX SCHKORE SAM VOOKEEN GOLLS

Will my Queen deliver?

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Dida and that lad who did the scorpion

Ajax has 3 teams in the semifinals (Ajax, Spuds, barca)

delli alli playing up front with llorente in a champions league semi final in 2019
does it get any more clown world?

I'm from South Netherlands

Absolute shit taste in snax, m8

FUCK AJAX

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wtf racist

its just their gimmick

Post her Khazar milkers.

I only watch this game to see t*ttenham lose

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jermaine jenas is a dumb mulatto and nothing comes out of his mouth but poo

Obviously-sly-sly-sly

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>skinny popcorn
they'll go straight to your hips la

Johan not taking any risks

>moura-llorente-alli
name a deadlier lineup

why does everyone say ajax is a juden team

shut up Antonio

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CAM ON ERIKSEN SCORE A FOCKIN' BLOOTER

nice, can i save this image please?

ajax, from the greasy bits

On a diet?

link pls?

it just doesn't feel like a CL semi final....

>Llorente with a shit first touch

This, watching TNT stream instead since JJ is an annoying prick

Have a wank to relax

You'll win

Fucking hell m8

is your gf really going to eat all of that?

have sex Esteban

It does if you're not a big teams cuck

noticed that too, trash

Lads, it's Tottenham...

hahaha are you the guy that has problem with Orange?

Shit game

>juventus and mancity died for this

>4 minutes in
>already at the bump limit

New thread
New thread

I hate when tottenham wears their kit like this

go ahead m'gentlesir

>Onana
Whats my name?
>Onana
kek true

>my queen
you've literally just saved that off of google images from a YouTube thumbnail

Cringe!!!!

You sounds like those cucked merengordos who say CL has no value without Real Madrid.

>tfw my great grandparents were literally North London jews

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Kek, I'm memeing myself about how bad it is, but bit fed up of this place as you know. What hobby? As for a girl, nice, you fucking normie!

Yea Forumsjax!

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Sex? too much work to get it, I have my 4k porn and high quality headphones.

Not enough monitor space ;_; Though really all I have to do is just grab my dick, the shivering will basically automatically jerk me off.

t.boomer

>100 posts earlier

Sorry, I'm not on my computer.

thesportsflix.com/tottenham-hotspur-mauricio-pochettinos-available-lineups-2/

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Watch ten Hag fuck it up

nah senpai
>La que se avecina is KINO and based

GEBASEERD

acestream://7390b0863236f0842b304ce107b84edd98bc31cb

Erik ten Hag

Cheeky phone wank? Chaturbate will sort you out
Half-time will give you a solid 15 minutes tolet loose

Warhammer 40k.
I'm unironically feeling 10/10

Based colombia

I might just do that. Been on CB before the match anyway.

based Esteban

>PSG died for this

welp thiis is pretty bad

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40 years ago you get the blade for that over here

you are supporting spurs
aren't you user?
you better or no sex tonight for you

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Good lad
Female only cams
Use Advanced Search for some hidden gems

Who is santa claus on your flag?

>pizza
>bon appetit

they got it wrong i think

t. Boer or faggot Kakkerlak

New thread when?

NO U

based

we need to play ali upfront

The Greek warrior named Ajax

Thanks
Was also a name for based household cleaner in UK

SPURS BTFO

low test

HAHAHAHAHA

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DONNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DONNYYYY

Urgh tottenhams so shit. ajax actually do have a better midfield + attack today and jenas is a fucking cunt.

Everyonr says poch is a good manager but why have all i seen from spurs the last months is basically hoofball

Ajax come on boys

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I see a difficult home match for Ajax against Thottenham when the latter has Asian boy back.