/147/ - Snooker World Championship

God I wish I was that dog

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>tfw only ever tried pleb whiskeys

Whyte & Mackay is what my Student Union had for £1.60 a pop

>snooker and Spurs v Ajax

Fucking based.

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partial to an Ardbeg or a Laphroaig

Seema my darling

Plenty of affordable, entry-level tasty single malts out there mate

pls be my wife Seema

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>mfw

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seema > hazel

How seething is /147/ going to be when Higgins knocks out Robertson and wins the title?

Genuinely can't wait for the delicious delicious tears

aye

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Glenlivet 12 would be a good place to start. Very delicate and no real peat. I like my whisky but I'm, not a huge fan of peat.

Highland Park and Old Pulteney are also good.

Based and peatpilled.
Lagavulin, too.

Laphroaig was my first whisky, still love it.
Now, my favorite is Old Pulteney, which is completely different.

omg Seema
she's killing me

HENDRY

Heavy peat isn't for everyone, no matter how adjusted your palate is.

Glenmorangie 10 is cheap as chips and impossible to dislike

Based Hendry and Based Seema should get together. Would make very handsome babies

Eyebrows too thin

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Is the migrant gone?

>34 years old
She's too old for Hendry

you just know Hendry wants her.

>Stevie Maggs

imagine breeding her

Thought you had taste bosnibro

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my age
FFFFFFF

Yes

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Would utterly SLAM the KUBOLS in

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>bearded wizard
>no norf fc guy
disappointing

>the tyneside terror

Did he pick up that name while being a taxi driver.

She's cute anyway

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Congratulations. Let's enjoy some Juddernaut.

STOP LEWDING ARE SEEMA

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>"el capitano"
ignorance is a disease.

Some of the Talisker expressions are OK but that's about as much as I can take. Although I used to be quite happy slamming back nips of Black Bottle years ago so I'm not exactly a patrician.

v. good choice, they make some excellent whisky.

D-do you think judd is playing now?

Have I got bad news for you

*farts*

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Insomnia is a good track along with Whitesnake these are the two best so far.

Based Willy has boomer techno as walk-in

I CAN'T GET NO SLEEP. Based Insomnia.

Sorry but she is just too much this year

Ay evening in Sheffield, isn't it? My bad.

Gary forgot his chalk

Muppet

*spreads cancer*

I got a bottle of the green one at home.
This stuff is gods gift to man

Honestly, even if you don't like scotch, give this one a try

Cheers lads. I'll try and get some in for the final. Won't help that I'm planning on doing the JV drinking game

>managing to look seething 24/7

Good thing he's not playing Morphy

>shift switch
>insomnia
Like clockwork. Get your melatonin refillment right here.

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Gary is using psychological warfare, El Comandanto is gonna get mad.

You're making it a bit too obvious.

>mfw don't like koyren and it seems like he's had more tv time than other players.

Imagine having those chebs as an older woman and being that insecure about your face that it's filtered to oblivion

suggested a drinking game with my mates for the final and one said "it's a marathon, not a sprint". he's moving his TV out into the garden (weather permitted) and we're having cans and a BBQ, top comfy

GWAN GILBO

She's got the face of a bunny boiler

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make sure you get a parasol for the tv in the rare event the sun comes out.

Shitposting isn't for me...

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Gilbert could get work as one of those cheap lookalikes for about 5 different actors

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GWAN GILBERT

Carter will win.

Just throw more shit, something will stick

>not watching the carter v wilson match.

lel
so true, I was thinking the same.
since the beginning of the tournament I've been thinking he reminds me of someone famous, but can't quite put my finger on it.

Where?

>not watching both

I'm watching the future World Championship Koiren Wilson

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>Wanting Dave "Literally who" Gilbert to knock a relatively interesting player out of the championship

never seen this gilbert is he a young promising chinese player?

is it not on eurosport?

Mostly Ethan Hawke I think

he looks like a cross between Lelby and the frontman of Muse

blue is definitely Seema's colour.

Farmers > Warriors

Not on British

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I like to root for the underdog.

gilbo's chad socks > koiren's stupid loafers

>koiren was "brilliant" against hawkins
parrott doesn't know what he' talking about, does he?

kek he unironically looks like one of the generic London gangsters from The Getaway on the PS2.

Anyone screencap those hipster qts above the metalhead and his fat gf?

>imagine growing up playing Ebdon and McLeod.

>Based Ken's dulcet tones on Carter v Wilson

Not heard enough of the great man this year imo.

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>Ebdon spent years training me
>you must have played a fair few frames, ha
>ha... yeah... frames

Cracking century from Ali

lyl

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Two thirds Whyte & Mackay and one third Stones ginger wine.

There's an emo qt on of the other side near the other table too

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Ebdon's gamesmanship truly was a disgrace to the game

>The Getaway
Good memories

She looks like a fucking slug mate

Where 2 cop snooker loving bowl cut gf?

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big fan of bowl cut qt

B U B I K O P F

my type desu, lads

kino gilbo socks

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>ywn listen to deafheaven and cuddle with her

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lads, yfw Gary Wilson and David Gilbert could be legitimate WC semi finalists at the same time

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Murphy so bored by Whobert he's just telling anecdotes

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Overrated imo
Bet she's proper contrarian about everything.

Would respect it more if he turned up in this

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bruuuuuh

for me, it's Deathconsciousness and chill

>uh yeah my favourite release is the ep they released before sunbather

Tactical socks to distract his opponents.

Based

>attention divided between the snooker and the football.
I fear retinal detachment.

Oh, so you're not a grill after all

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>57% pot success

jheez koiren

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Blood tests haven't confirm yet

>caring about football

Yes he is

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>watching 1 ball when you could be watching 22 balls

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ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS

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You thought I'm a grill? Heh...

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Should be 23 balls moving about on the pitch at any one time

25 if you include the ref's

Snooker would actually be good in 3D on TV

Commentary: 3dB

Audience clapping: 8,000 dB

Come on guys the cat's trying to sleep here

Snooker has 28 including ref then (or 27 if Carter's involved)

>nursing
>kind of timid
>hard time with banter
>judge a girls eyebrows
>lots of cute pictures
>nursing
>in Bosnia
Would've bet a lot of money on it desu

so pretty, would hold hands with and buy a commentary earpiece for

>*step step step*

There's a lass (I think) on the same row as the Wizard who looks just like when Robert Florence dressed in drag on Burnistoun

nooo seeema, don't leave.

"Haha" time for Eurosport

>BBC cover 1 (one) hour of the evening session, before moving onto scheduled programming that nobody in their right mind would watch

What did they mean by this?

Which table to watch now lads?

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Wilson's match

what did kyrens eye lids mean by that

need more pictures of her

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> gwan wilsons

>homemade mead and doughnuts
>tfw

That is a magnificently shaped haircut.

Fuck me Gaz, how did you miss that

BECAUSE IT'S ALL ENCRYYYYPTED

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What did he mean by this?

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kek

whats the score on wilson v carter?

Selby would wreck these scrubs

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Now Martin Gould
The cops he fooled
When they seized his old hard drive
"You can't get in"
He said with a grin
"Anyway she looked older than five"
They tried so hard
With his SD card
But his password couldn't be shifted
So he's still free
To view cp
"Because it's all encryyyypted!"

Yes I saved it

Are there multiple bosnians posting or did you just reply to this twice

5-5 Carter in the balls

147 incoming

cheers man

SHOT

I tried Googling but found no reference to this, what is it?

shaun murphy :)

Just me bro...

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oops or not

a based user posted this in the previous thread. Just a joke on martin gould looking like a paedo.

sung to the tune of snooker loopy

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>she will never applaud my cueing

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Have you ever seen Martin Gould?

He's got nonce written all over his face

>sponsored by betfred

I hope someone is collating all these.

>she will never tell me how much of a toxic piece of shit i am by default because im a man and then peg my arsehole in for 2 hours straight

pointless living

I only saved that one because it was actually funny

I'll save all the funny ones but not the ones that don't really work

yeh, but I thought this might've been based on real life.
Would love to that story.

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Is there anything more sleep-inducing than Gary Wilson playing snooker

Karen is mad

HE MAD

Selby

She is a man...

Look at the group she's with. The blonde one with the pig tails looks like fucking Charles Dance

>she will never play house of frames with me

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Kyren is actually a young Ali Pants Sharter

>Ebdon

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Nah, that's a girl, look at the hands.

>Ajax 1 up

kekekekek

yikes! Yungkyren granite status: fractured

>mfw no one mentioned the one with the pink-ish hair
She's the cutest of them all

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the hands give away that she's a girl

even the most frail, feminine, skeletal men's hands (my hands) don't look as small and dainty as hers

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Lad.

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>bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/47947515
>"I am not smiling much," the world number eight said as he met his digital equal. "That's about right to be fair."

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have a word with yourself mate

She looks like someone who appeared on an eastern european casting couch

I think some guy said she looks like a slug, so there's that

fucking hell, are you an albino lizardman?

Neither qt wearing the earpiece. Give me patrician tier gf now

I agree m8, bobgirl will leave you for the first black man with an arts degree she meets

jesus christ its Alex Higgins

>I think some guy said she looks like a slug, so there's that

I think he meant the lass in the Becky Lynch tshirt

kek

>getting shaun to make the tea

lmao

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TON UP

I came in from the kitchen and thought Gilbert was on for a maximum for a second.

ah lads... fiver on robbo, 3 on kyren, 2 on riggins, 2 on carter. Rate it

kek

>black man
>arts degree

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...and that's a GOOD thing :^)

Opinions discarded!

wew lad

is Carter motivated entirely by rage?

LAD.

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For the championship I might add

>House of Frames repeat

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to be honest, some of these bobbed lasses can be of the racist/rockabilly kind.

Kyren looking like this right now

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>2 on ali "temper tantrum and concede winnable frames" carter

money thrown away

otherwise 7/10

Trump vs Robertson final

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>are you an albino lizardman?

something like that

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I fucking hate Richard Osman
giant smug, Oxbridge twat. Basically a zoomer Stephen Fry

salty manlet detected

awful opinion m8

>Richard Osman
>zoomer

sure about that lad?

Looks the most likely lad. But can't see Judd not bottling it personally

terrible take

clearly he means the stephen fry for zoomers.
zoomers dont watch tv they only know youtube

How old are you mate, you have anne frank's hands

its not healthy lad

he's been in my snooker club a couple of times (to play American pool)
very tall

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Richard Osman is 48 years old he's not a zoomer

and he probably suffers from some kind of gigantism.
look at that face.
in the 19th century he'd be in the circus.

Spooky snooker hands have we

zoomer stephen fry coming through

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>Eurosport has Jimmy and Ronnie
Well, at least there's that.

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>claims to like snooker
>plays shitPool

god what a fucking cunt

Snooker>english pool> bar billiards > ameriShit

Neither can string a coherent sentence together though.

now THAT'S a twat

place your bets

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I was about to say that his new wig is much better.

doxxable info

2nd half of my 20s

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I'd say that the only good odds there are Wilson and Higgins. The others have no chance and and Trump and Robertson aren't good enough odds for me

What's wrong with Tom?

Tom is in his mid 30s

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clean your keyboard lizardman

exactly right

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good odds for kyren

kek

Gary terrorising the captain

how are you retards still not getting that stephen fry is the millenial stephen fry its about who likes the person not what the person themself is.

>all grey at the age of 35

rather be bald

Who this qt on the eurosport studio?

KEK

anyone else peeping Shorn's titties in that tight shirt

higgins and koiren odds are okay to bet on i'd say

I give up, meds are killing me, good night

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Bosnia with yet another post that begs for more information.

Finbro, why so curious?

>blood tests earlier
>on meds too
Bosnia we're worried about you

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How was blood test anyway?

how was the blood test

was thinking the same.
first, the whole refugee story.
then, the blood tests.
now the meds.

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Goodnight, fren.

2/1 anti-depressants
5/1 painkillers
7/1 hormones
25/1 kanker
50/1 HIV
80/1 immunosuppressants

Any takers?

tfw cant become recognisable poster in /147/ because not from meme country

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Guys, I want to - how you say, 'fuck' - Bowlcutfu

I wouldn't care to speculate

corr this goth girl is so fit I'm so lonely and horny fuck

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>the refugees are drugging Bosnia and stealing his blood

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We're on Yea Forums so I'm going all-in on the anti-depressants

Everything's alright, I just have to do blood tests now and then cause meds I use can reduce number of white blood cells, nothing special

will bite your hand off on antidepressants @ 2/1 I thought they were a min requirement to pass captcha

I would've said HRT for the same reason, but there you go

You're not trying hard enough

2dusty Mr.Skeltal

That counts as immunosuppressant, right? Dang.

Agranulocytosis.
May be an antipsychotic, then.

Tfw on immunosuppressants.

Shit sucks.

koiren's little steps are seriously getting on my nerves.

red 'ed behind koiren

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CAM ON GILBERT POT SOME FAKIN BALLS

DUH MAN

Bravo user!

GWAN GILBERT

You can tell its a shit year when everyones foaming at the mouth for 4/10s in the crowd

never thought I'd say this, but these qts almost make me want to visit Sheffield

*cough cough*

I'm sorry, mate.

GWAN WILSONS

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They get a double score bonus for liking snooker though

Like pottery

are there any other events you like to watch with Yea Forums?

i like the tennis

Do you mean to tell us that they are within the POWER ZONE?

Chinese pool is the future. Decent money in the game at the moment for a babby version of snooker and the Young Prince of Potting, the Emperor of Snooker, the Golden Bairn is helping grow it.

ledeckyposting during the olympics is my personal favourite.

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anyone scoped this qt yet?

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Best one so far.

>FREE BAWL

Snooker is the only sport I like.

She is 13

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SEETHING

update on wilson-carter?

Fresh off the council estate

Yeah but its double points if they like snooker remember

7-5 Wilson

>it's a koiren pots all the balls episode
I can't watch this

Carter trails 5:7 and a weird mess of a position in the current frame.

How delayed are your streams, crikey

Get this in a tab. That's how I have to roll at the office!

livescores.worldsnookerdata.com/LiveScoring/Tournament/14071/betfred-world-championship-2019?pos=264

thanks, go on gary

Oh Marty

Someone in the audience just shouted "come on ding"

Absolutely based

I can't stand the mongy little weasel.

bowl cut enjoy the rowdy crowd

maxi inbound

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koiren average shot time almost 30 seconds.
disgusting.

Darts and cycling.

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there are some absolute sex bätängs in the kylo vs gilbert game. i wish they looked at me like they looked at gilbert. i think i have to wank again later

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top lel

>absolute sex bätängs
indeed, just what I was thinking

Steve Davis also wants a piece of bowlcutie

get a pass

Holy fuck Gil...

Gilb with the cheeky trick shot

OH BABY A TRIPLE

>that blue ball pot into the pack

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Is that 9 points in billiards?

WHERES THE BLUE RED AND CUEBALL GOING

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not far if they use rail

Virgo would've had a aneurysm watching that

Qt spotted in the crowd

The reds on Gilbert-wilson look like a penis lol

>where are France, UK and the Netherlands going?

MAGNETS on that brown

Anyone else like to enjoy the snooker in just their underwear?

so my boy ding just got obliterated last night

who should I root for now?

This young and talented Gilbert fella has a bright future in snooker. Naturally gifted

neil

gilbo or g. wilson are the good guys.

Koiren

El Capitano

imagine that blonde coming to a snooker match to stare at gilberts arse. i'm so tunred on that i can't even watch this match anymore

Amazing frame this one.

Based John

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Trump's year, la!

Based and brexitpilled

jesus christ Finland you lustful dog

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>jobber who turned professional 18 years ago and has done fuck all is en route to the semi-final of the worlds
Utter STATE of Snooker

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You talking about Carter or Wilson?

>ywn overdose on heroin in a dingy flat with bowlcutie

why live

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Strength and depth of the field.

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Gilbert

Carter and Wilson have actually had some measure of success. Gilbert has been runner up in 3 ranking tournaments in nearly 20 years.

wouldn't want to play poker with you Shaun because you'd eat all the crisps and dip in the first 5 hands

>it's a Koiren is behind until the final session match
W A R R I O R

Young koiren seems a good player but I cant really warm to him. Anyone else?

Gilbert on the other hand im starting to like

>but I cant really warm to him
It's his face. It's just so odd.

keiren did not deserve to win last match

He's a bit bland but he's not a cunt like the other youngsters

the Oasis walk-on music doesn't help

I can't stand anyone who gets frustrated when the other player flukes.

thread theme:

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1556655408557.webm

If you're talking about Gilbert, I would point out that he's been making maximums since he was a teenager. It's really easy to think there's a massive power gap in talent between the top players and the journeymen but there's some amazing players outside of the top 16 that never quite do themselves justice when they reach the TV stages.

>singer and drummer are goffs
>guitarist and bassist are twinks

Proper weird band but I'd fug the singer if you know what i mean

got to hit as many alt demographics as possible brah

>tfw you'll never let your seed blossom inside bowlcutie and then decide to terminate the blossoming because you can't afford to bear fruit.

Cycling, biathlon, alpine and langrenn

Just conveniently ignore that two of those finals were this season and he's in the form of his career

tennis, darts, formula 1, Olympic Games

yes I would also have sex with her, preferably after doing some lines of coke with her inside a toilet at a house party

youtube.com/watch?v=NNyoeKF8dd8

> I would point out that he's been making maximums since he was a teenager.
Every professional made maximums as a teenager...

Only qualifying for the Worlds 4 times in around 20 years is the definition of a jobber

There's no point arguing with these modern snooker is shite tards, they clearly don't watch anything other than triple crowns and think anyone who isn't a top 5 of all time player is bad

Winter Olympics last year was pretty great.

He's only a jobber until he wins

any of you bumboys been to Da Crucib Owl?

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right now though, the jobber seems to be young koiren.
although ---> inb4 final session comeback.

That sounds so fucking plain.

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Yea, has nothing to do with the standards of snooker dropping. He's mysteriously become a top class player after 2 decades of going out in the first round or 2. That totally happens to sportsmen.

>Every professional made maximums as a teenager...

They probably do now but when Gilbert was a teenager they weren't so commonplace and only the top players that did.

No la.

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Best walk on music desu
youtu.be/P8JEm4d6Wu4

Just realised Gilbert is like a cross between Eddie Redmayne and Glenn Howerton.

The early 2000s was when snooker was at it's peak in regards to ability. All the "young and talented" players had hit their primes. We're not talking about the 70s and 80s here.

Yeah saw trump finish dott and then most of ronnie vs higgins dont remember the year but some time ago.

I honestly think its better on TV but maybe if you get a close game the atmosphere is good

Gilbert too handsome for this sport tbqh

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>Ebdon was peak Snooker

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are they playing to frame 16 now?

Where's the water goin'?

Stop projecting, retard

The fact you think this record isn't the mark of a bad player means you're a mong

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Have you seen his wife as well he could do so much better

he's exceedingly average

>Generic Chinese player is peak snooker
Oh look, I can do this too!

think so

you utter rascal

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I'd say above average, certainly better looking than most snooker players

god damn, Gilbert sold his soul for a handsome WC win after 20 years of jobbing

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oasis are based but a true patrician would come out to this:
youtube.com/watch?v=dPPi2D6GK7A

Do you think Kubol likes falling into the pocket?

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before he opens his mouth.

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> literally bottling it

Koiren not complaining about that fluke is he

Lucky Kylo strikes again

THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN ON A 6 B' 12 SNOOKER TABLE

So where were you all for the Scottish Open?

Its what the ancients said, its what max planks physics proved the elites are entering the "power zone" the laws that govern the universe are being broken before our very eyes and people are too distracted by modern technology to notice

Just skill, stop hatin.

have sex

I assume you all agree with me that theres an incredibly limited amount of things that can actually happen and laugh each time this is said?

>Round 2 of Shoot-Out
>Not a top class player
Excuse me?

smitten am I

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He can't, he's 190kg no girl would shag that

Coyhill wilson

The way this cunt moaned about flukes yesterday as well

forgot pic

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Fun fact: there is only one Kubol in the world at any given time

>ryan_gosling_going_mental_BR2049.jpg

this bait is deep lore

>Sharter smacking himself on the head

Fucking state of him

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Is alex jones Granite?

Fucking Murphy is driving me mental with his wedding awful commentary

Please bring back Willie Thorne ffs, this fat sanctimonious cunt is useless

Too busy watching Kyren losing to an utter shitter

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what's it with unimpressed fat blokes sitting in that part of the arena

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> David Gilbert didn't actually exist until 2017
> Cute crowd girls are crisis actors
> John Virgo is in the pocket of big cueball

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That looks like Maguires final form

Ronnie is out and they paid good money to see him.

>koiren with the best pot of the match to clinch the frame

>This guy walks right up to you and slaps a £20 note on the Snooker table
What do?

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>/147/ goes to the Crucible

ah, there he is again.

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ask him where the fuck he found a £20 note

hahahahaha get fucked kiren

that fluke wtf

koiren btfo

>koiren's face
based gilbo

Klingon is dying

What a fluke. Get fucked Kyren you moaning little fucker.

What we're actually looking at here could actually be a universe size hologram of our entire reality and the single break point has located itself entirely within this snooker hall. If we can imagine all across the world for thousands of years all of science has led to this moment the entry to the power zone

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hahahaha

lmao git gud

>that fluke

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1556657223148.webm

As if Kyren plays an amazing saftey shot like that and Gilbert just fucking flukes that im

am raging

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Fuck off murphy ya fat twat

DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO HIT IT

LET ALONE POT IT

Top kek

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is that better than Willos fluke on the green last year?

When are we going to start backing Gilbert to do a Bing lads

Like I always say, if you can't stand the heat of the kitchen, don't cook there

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Gilbert will get absolutely buried by John or Neil

>Kyren's mum: "Gwan Kyren"

muut otti junan, john meni lentokoneella

Stop mocking Power Snooker. It was a legitimate tournament and really demonstrated who the best players were

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Kylo Ren seething

GWAN Gilbo, 10-6 would be nice

The best part of it is Kyren moans like a cunt when the other player flukes, even though he just fluked something himself.

9-7, Kyren wins
10-6, gilbo win

easy as that

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why the fuck are the quarters still best of 25 instead of 27 or 29?

什么时候打小伙子

what did he mean by this?

TV scheduling probably

How young and talented are you?

i tought the post was funny so i posted a beatles themed finnish joke

nice break

HE'S A YOUNG AND TALENTED CHINAMAN

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Snooker is losing prestige and other TV scheduling is taking priority. God help the viewing figures when Ronnie finally tops himself.

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>In order to "add glamour" to the Power Snooker tournaments, players are encouraged to wear designer outfits, while the referees will be exclusively female and will be "dressed to impress". Tournaments will also feature "Power Girls". According to the organisers, "It was important the girls matched the Power Snooker brand criteria; Power Girls are sexy, sassy and very elegant".
That aged terribly.

Can't wait till Ronnie tops himself

will he be one of those whose cp stashes will be found after he's dead?

THIS
THIS YOUNG
THIS YOUNG CHINESE PLAYER

HE HAS ALL THE SHOTS

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ugh, that's SO problematic

delete

there is absolutely no way dennis knows how to use a computer

Reckon that will be before or after he screws himself and goes for some running (out)side?

Should make it like Big Break and give each pocket a colour and you get double points if you match the ball with the pocket.

>The Power Snooker Group have also introduced the unique cryptocurrency the Power Snooker Coin for the digital version of the game and this can help players buy better cues, etc.
So modern

I meant photo and magazine stashes, of course.

can anyone watching Mr UKIP v Mr Elf give me a rundown of Carter's current #SEETHE level?

Is Walpurgis Night a thing in England?

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based

ali got his third cancer

Smacking himself in the head, rotating between a smile and absolute seethe every 5 seconds

He's not happy

It is not

If he gets this frame stolen it'll be off the charts

>missing a ball whilst in the power zone

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well /147/, what could it be?

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They got Tabby back.

nope never heard of it

"We're bringing back Paul Hunter"

>i-it's moving to China "temporarily".

Clap-o-meter gets introduced to the snooker

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Going by his twitter he probably caught an especially large fish

No bank holiday tomorrow?

He's fixed Henders yips and we're primed for 90s v2.0

Hendry is unretiring

all our suggestions to make snooker popular for americans... barry is going to put them into practice

public execution of everyone above 25 seconds on the AST

gwan kyren

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Monday next week is May Day

All this praise of power snooker has given him the idea to bring it back

Sharter seethe metre bumped up again

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Why has the bowlcut girl had her hand on her chin for the entire 3 hours?

It looks like her arm is inside her shirt????

This starts playing:
youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps

And Stephen Lee comes out

Ring girls

No, just another day grinding away
is it a scandewegian thing?

Norwegian

>Live: Kyren Wilson (Eng) 6-9 David Gilbert (Eng)

>Live: Ali Carter (Eng) 6-8 Gary Wilson (Eng)

Does someone have .webm of absolute fluke of Gilbert's last red in 15th frame? I can't make webms rn... pic related of my state

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>Live: Unbased
>Live: Based

w-why are these players
so young

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>I hate to criticise a fellow pro, but...

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Tomorrow's Labour Day.

Let me know the score when it happened and I'll make it.

twitter.com/ronnieorocket/status/1123328658683437056

Steve Davis eats Barry Hearn and takes his position

What does that mean

S H O T

what a pot

we don't get labour day here

our next bank holiday is 6th may

But today is Labour Day.

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So many women in the crowd this year. Is uncle Barry behind this?

imagine how wet those qts are after that pot

what a pot!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Workers'_Day

pls take a cold shower or something you ultra lewd Fin

Narrator: he lost this frame

it was last red and gilbert had slight advantage snooker was behind black on right cushion

gaz with the steal

it's a nice holiday for us too, ausbro.

Alri, it's a holiday tomorrow for us.
Obviously I'm off my tits already.

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absolutely BASED results this evening.

Yes!

absolutely filthy

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thanks buddy enjoy a cup of tea or pint of beer at night!

kylo SEETHING is a beautiful sight

Now that's what I call NAWTY

i'm off my tits too but that's because i live in britain

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>Wilson, a jobber who regularly gets knocked out of the 1st and 2nd round of tournements is en route to the semi-final
Top quality snooker this

night lads

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>G Wilson
>G Wlson
>G Wson
>G Won
> GWON

bit early lad

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Kylo seeth is hilarious

Goodnight.
For me, it's a wank and then comfy sleep with no work tomorrow.

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The captain going down with the ship

loving the close up shots of Ali's seethe face

>Carter banging his cue like he's just seen someone campaigning for a People's Vote

as played

We have tomorow and also 3rd of may off as it's a national day, and then it's weekend so if you can, you take thursday off aswell and have fun
Based

did you also get good friday easter monday off?

has a player ever snapped their cue in rage?

I'm torn. I don't mind Carter winning, he's done more than this jobber, but I like seeing him have a meltdown as well.

what you jerkin to?

Lol!
goodnight guys

He's a known cunt m8

Closest I can think of is Ronnie smacking his cue on the table after a shit shot. Youtube has the video. I saw a golfer break his club over his knee once.

kek

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Clearly you want him in the final for the ultimate seethe.

No, it's working day (not for me, as i'm NEET)

I bet the jews did this

I reckon a lot of the seethe is because he genuinely thinks he's better than Wilson and it's pissing him off losing to him.

I've been out all day, what have I missed lads? Out funny?

>not for me, as i'm NEET

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Shite snooker, but funny stuff happening

...

gonna get to some wappu tunnelma now good night lads

>Ali is such a cunt that even cancer didn't want to hang around him

goodnite, frens.

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night Peru

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nite fren

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Hopefully we see Riggins win tomorrow. I know Neil is warhammer lad, but he's just too arrogant.

gnite lads

More cuties in the stands

what's with this Neil is arrogant thing?

No idea, Neil Robertson is a humble guy.

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youtu.be/8QrEXYBNLtg?t=520

8:40

>watching a match fixer.

see you all tomorrow lads