What is your excuse that you're still smoking in 2019?

What is your excuse that you're still smoking in 2019?

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ivan your whole country smokes. why tell others?

why do i need an excuse lol

my family's smoke free since 2017 rasputin

I'm not. I quit last year

Marlboro's are too good

Why not

Is "I'm a gay retard that cannot think of anything better to calm the nerves with" an excuse

In order to get cancer and painful death I deserve

more like "im a gay retard that cannot access stuff like modafinil to get dat dere energy"

for me its
>ΓΑΗΓΡΕΗΑ

But popping a pill on a night out in public isn't as cool as shoving a several death sticks between my lips and lighting them on fire. Well, in most social circles its not.

Smoke free since 6 months. Feels good.

Gangrene?

well nah i meant this is my excuse lol. if i could get stuff like modafinil i would maybe quit but until then never. not even thinking about it. if you're low energy like me then cigs are a god's grace.

I have no idea

da

>tfw want to quit weed but my life is too boring and pointless without
I'm pathetic

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it’s a good excuse to duck out of work for fifteen minutes. I do need to quit tho

>Marlboro
>good
>tf

I smoke Marlboros, you smoke cocks

>licks it before putting it between his lips

I am addicted.

>not smoking javaanse jongens
fuck off, filterfags

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tobacco was a white man's industry, that's why the jews destroyed it

Makes me look cool as fuck.

i want to die but i don't want to kill myself

its great.

>tfw second cigarette of the day

>2017 + 2
>Doesn´t smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?
>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.
>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?

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kys woman

i still steal my dad's cigarettes even though i'm 20 but i feel like i'm doing him a favor

Is the tobacco any good? How does it compare to American Spirits?

Real Javaanse Jongens smoke kreteks, Hans

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Do you want a dick pic for proof? Fuck off pervert :^)

>Is the tobacco any good
one of the best

>American Spirit
cringe

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Imagine being a fedora cancerfag
kys

It is an undeniable FACT that smoking makes you look cool.

Never touched a ciggarette

this dude nose whats up

What do cigarettes even taste like?

>2 year old chain smoking kid
Based indonesia

tobacco mostly. Some of them have flavourings like menthol, cloves, cherry

Tobacco sponsors in f1

heaven

walk around in your sharted pants and die of ass cancer, sebbo, quality tobacco is elite

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I like smoking fags

It's a supportive crutch I use to help deal with the stress and anxiety of this existence.

...

The first one tastes like sickness, headache and regret. But after a few more it becomes a soft pleasant taste.

>tfw kreteks are fucking expensive here
>have to settle for shit regular cigs like marlboro

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But what does tobacco taste like then? I've never tried it

have you ever smelled a smoker? like that

Just because your too weak minded and lack the intelligence to take care of yourself, doesn't mean you have to run your mouth like a baby diagnosed with Tourette syndrome.

wait why is this thread in Yea Forums i thought i was on /int/

Definition of Wuss.

Yeah pretty much this. That was a good laugh. Cheers.

This. All the maluku oldtimers in my town smoke kretek cigarettes

just chew gum

>He thinks he'll live forever
I have a pack of cigarettes, I'll smoke one if I'm just too stressed. I go through a pack every few months.

This was only true for Boomers you tide pod eating fool. But a few less idiots is good for the gene pool. Can I buy you a few packs, and you should try dipping them in embalming fluid. Will make life easier for you, I promise.

I smoke these when partying so that I can look cool and give of that a e s t h e t i c vibe

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Like pussy but I guess you don't know what that tastes like either

Unironically read a book instead of smoking. It's how I quit when I want a break from the devil lettuce.

Is there dutch kretek cigarettes or they've to import?

Stopped smoking cigs and moved onto an E-Cock instead a few years back

what does it taste like

why can't they invent a healthy alternative to smoking. something that feels good to smoke when you wake up with your morning coffee, or when you're having a beer, or after a big meal. these are godlike feelings. but it kills you, ruins your skin, makes you stink.