Spend 1 billion on a new stadium

>spend 1 billion on a new stadium
>has a fucking slope

explain

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its to protect the field against the inevitable flood of tears

>rival player goes to take a corner in a hurry
>slips off and gets injured
it's actually genius

It's to remind the World about the walls of concentration camps and all the obstacles the chosen people had to face through history

honestly i would like to know, what's the point. some drainage thing?

based

My best guess is to allow for bigger advertising boards on the sides

Son is their most based player ya dimwit

It's drainage here and probably because of under heating. All the best fields have a crown, like a very slight and gradual hump to the middle of the field.

Really reached for that one

Second leg is at your place though lad you've messed up there haven't ya

That slope has a name and he's going to score a hattrick tonight

based and racistpilled

The slope is part of the retractable pitch.

It's for those security guys that have to sit and stare at the public. This way you don't see them much

i just looked it up, i had no idea they were this serious
>As everyone connected with Spurs knows, there are two pitches at the new Tottenham Hotspur Stadium - the standard football pitch and one for the NFL matches to be played there.
>The artificial NFL pitch sits at the bottom of the bowl, while the grass pitch is made up of three interconnecting sections that are retraactable. The whole process of moving the grass turf into place takes about 25 minutes and the joins between the three sections of grass are imperceptible to players.
>This slope on the outer area would appear to cause a problem for player taking corners and throw-ins, if it stayed like that. However, in the transformation from NFL to football pitch, the tunnel ramps are raised, alongside the touchline to meet the pitch.

this. remember that there are two pitches in the new tottenham stadium: one for football (uk) and the other one for football (us)

How the fuck players are supposed to take corners on that shit?

Wew lad

>have a team that concedes a lot of corner kicks more than other setpieces and freeplay
>literally build a stadium that hampers corners

you don't

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Here's a video

they circumcized the pitch

>implying ajax wont btfo spuds so hard that the club dissolves and some non football shitter club from walthamstow moves into the stadium

>jews not thriving on disasters
oy vey they'll build a museum about the assbeating with pictures in black and white and quotes from fans saying how painfull it is

how many nfl games will they even host? will london actually get a team?

There's an american football field under the pitch.

>how many nfl games will they even host?
Not enough to warrant building a second stadium apparently

nice

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>that video title
>it's actually Spur's official channel

cringe and bluepilled

>a fucking slope
Have some respect he's their best player

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cucked out of their own grass by the nfl

stupid shit, couldn't they just have a retractable fake american football pitch?

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>30 football games per year
>1 handegg game per year
What the fuck were they thinking?

>additional 200+ million euro investment for 1 game per year
i thought they were jews

I guess the plan is to push for more than one

That looks dangerous

Holy fucking cucked lol

lol £200M to host the most boring phoned-in nfl season games that nobody watches

They probably want to steal more or the remaining games from Wembley, they get 2 games a year I think. Spurs will be getting 2 this year too.

It's usually for drainage too, Arsenal's Emirates slopes behind the goal too.

>build the surface that the entire stadium's built for as retractable
>have the meme surface sit perfectly on the ground
For what purpose?

the meme surface isnt grass

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it's to kill players who are not used to it

like the ditch and wall at Old Trafford

Why not just paint the grass differently for the NFL games? Why do you need this?

took the pitch at wembley about four months to recover from the nfl game there this season

Have they played there yet? Is it even a problem?

Based.

dont enjoy going into a thread to make a joke and finding out multiple people beat me to it

so everyone will be taking short corner kicks or what?

I could imagine that teams who are not used to it won't use the whole pitch effectively.
That should give Spurs an advantage.
Also feel sorry for the assistant refs, sprinting up and down a 30cm strip for 90 minutes must be distracting.

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>assistant ref

looking forward to the first time a linesman makes a run to keep up with the ball and accidentally steps onto the slope of death, loses his balance and crashes into the billboards.

fpbp

Would hurt the real grass and also real grass sometimes have difficulties growing inside closed (semi-closed?) stadiums like that, so it's easier to roll it outside to get as much sun and air as it needs.

I bet all the career pencil-pushing, think-tank fat yanks at the monsterous American Embassy in London helped push for this shit as a "home comfort".

Yikes!

Who the fuck designed this? I hope some pacy N runs off the field and breaks a leg, then sues Spurs for 500 million.

They're going to slide the NFL field on for concerts and events as well so they don't fuck up the actual pitch

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don't forget to cup the balls, britcucks

you do know theyre holding concerts and other events, right? the grass pitch is purely for football and the nfl field is for anything else. you can roll up the turf and use it for other tings. people are dense, I swear

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why the fuck does totenham need such a big ass stadium?

It only needs water and some crocodiles lmao

just one (ONE) million of those 200 would change my life so much. why is life so unfair.

SAVAGE

they covered it, you can see it in the game

from their own fans?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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your national league is being played even further from your supporters you're the ones being fucked

That's racist!

>spuds

is it just me or is the new spurs stadium pretty quiet?
not just because they're trailing now. was thinking that when rewatching son's first goal in their. was disappointed.

am i deaf? what's the general verdict?

who dat

what stream are you watching
sounds on fire for me

bt sport, brudi

Adria Rae.

You're deaf. It's seriously loud.

cheers

The eternal Dutch strikes again

>tfw fall down the crack between sections and not found until the next nfl game

banter not seen since the Dutch Golden Age

Amazed they allow this here and old Trafford, it’s so fucking dangerous
No surprise the FA allows it but Eufa shouldn’t tolerate this bullshit.

hes not a slope hes korean and he wasnt even playing today

>>has a fucking slope

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