Early morning hype thread

Why is Heineken so popular? It's really really bad. And I'd know about bad lagers, we have several here in Spain.

Why is McDonald's popular, why is Toyota popular? Heineken over here just is a 200iq megacorp that owns the bars, the supplier and the brands they supply. The beer itself is just very generic and aimed towards reaching the largest possible audience

Possible lineups:
Tottenham Hotspur: Lloris; Trippier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Sissoko/Dier, Wanyama, Alli, Eriksen, Lucas; Llorente
Ajax: Onana; Mazraoui, De Ligt, Blind, Tagliafico; Schöne, Van de Beek, De Jong; Ziyech, Tadic, Neres

Dutch drinks and food in general are pretty bad. Especially the bread is terrible here, and their shops have as much choice as shops in the former DDR. In general, the Dutch have a shit taste. So happy when I get to cross the border to do my groceries in Germany.

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Lol

Check these digits for a spurs won

is this going to be the match that proves Spurs don't need Kane?

Dubs and we are living in a gods dream and our consciousness are all connected.

Reminder that there is only me and you on Yea Forums and Yea Forums overall

>tfw wagecuck and missing the first half

It’s not fair bros...

What are some bad spanish lagers? I've only tried San Miguel and Estrella

I'm scared this will be the spursiest game in spurs' spursy history bros

Answered your own question

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Estrella what? Estrella Galicia is decent enough. San Miguel, Mahou, Cruzcampo, Aguila Amstel, Xibeca (this one I believe is exclusive to Catalonia) are really bad stuff.

that leeds v villa game really turned me off divegrass
idk whether to even watch this semen semi or not

But Estrella is great

Reminder

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>in Barcelona
>locals ask why are you drinking san miguel
>drink estrella it's so much better, they say
>try it
>tastes pretty much the same

Losing 1-0 at home to West Ham without him was proof enough that they need him

Ajax will rape them tonight

Cuckold post

Liverpool should be one higher as they won the CL recently. Literally a wigan-size club lolololol

Estrella Damm. I didn't know there's other kinds, only seen this and non-alcoholic which apparently in Catalonia is the breakfast beverage of choice

>drinking beer
Lmao brainlets

What do you drink Ivan?

Yeah Estrella Damm is like our San Miguel equivalent althuogh not quite as awful. They also make Voll Damm and AK Damm which are legit quality, and recently they jumped aboard the IPA train too. For generic lagers in Catalonia Moritz is a bit better, especially the new Moritz 7.

I used to pretend I like beer to hang out with my friendos, but I won't lie to myself anymore - I hate beer and it's fucking disgusting.

I drink cider and wine now and fuck arthoes

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>wine
Based only if you pick the good stuff

>lunatic soup
In Ireland we call cider this. My brother and I both drink it.

Bitterballen are life, you shut your whore mouth

Based wine drinker
Not a fan of cider tho t b h lad

Meanwhile...

>BT Sport
oy vey dis is anudda shoah

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Explains why the one Irish cider drinker I know is a lunatic. Apparently he can't drink beer because he's a coeliac, apparently it's very common in Ireland.

I go out and get drunk on cider every weekend but I'm in a region that's famous for it

it would be a massive upset if ajax even scored one goal
spurs squad is worth about 500 million
even huddersfield's squad cost more than ajax

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Blind is academy too, sold for 14m and bought back for 14m

>coeliacs
In Ireland it's more common than most other places but it's still less than 3% of people are coeliac or gluten intolerant or whatever, so it's not common per say

>doesn't like poffertjes

ik neuk je de moeder

Reminder that De Ligt is three times the player Virgin van Dyke is and therefore does deserve his place in the top 20 of CB's, unlike van Dyke

Sidra asturiana and vasca are really not the same thing as english/irish cider tho

>drinking the alcoholic Jew
Yikes.

>De Jong
>1€ + 10% sell-on fee
whoever arranged that deal for the selling team looks like a genius now

1. Piqué
2. Koulibaly
3. Godin
4. Thiago Silva
5. Chiellini
6. Laporte
7. Lenglet
8. Varane
9. Bonucci
10. Hummels
11. Ramos
12. Hernandez
13. Marquinhos
14. Gimenez
15. Vertonghen
16. Benkovic
17. Konaté
18. Kompany
19. Alderweireld
20. David Luiz
21 (Ex aequo). Le Ligt/Van Dijk

Meh. That means 9M for a 17 years old, which is pretty high, but not that high

Willem II have an annual budget of 11 million though

One day, but VVD is still much better atm.

Do we have Londonanon with a weather update?

>make the mistake of checking le reddit
>entire board is a ajax circlejerk
LE SMALL LEAGUES ARE AWESOME
LE UNDERDOGS MUST WIN
RICH TEAM EVIL
YOUNG TEAM GOOD

god thank fuck Yea Forums exists

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i'm all over the ajax bandwagon myself
fuck spuds

I don't think Spuds have a chance in hell.

If they had a proper attack for this game they could score goals but there's no way there are going to prevent goals from Ajax.

I hear this stuff all the time. can anyone name a good mass produced lager? everyone says different ones are shit without naming a good one

inb4 some fedora tier IPA microbrew stout

stella

Weihenstephaner

used to drink beer and lots of other carbonated shit until i got this throat thing/bug and now if I take even a single sip of something carbonated I'm going to cough and wheeze for a week

NICO NICO NICO
youtube.com/watch?v=fzvvQ-tEPFc

It's all bullshit. Every lager is fine, and if you think otherwise you're a fedora tipping asshole with sand in your vagina

I placed a large bet on Ajax for today's game. How fucked am I lads?

This nigger gets it

vanavond herres broer

I named a few good ones you can get in Spain. Estrella Galicia, Alhambra, Moritz 7, Ambar Export

It's like what is your favourite fast food burger chain. It doesn't really matter, they're all as equally bland so as to appeal to as wide an audience as possible. Sorry for the non-answer

I wouldn't say all burger chains are equivalent

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I want to stick my dick in the cheese for some reason

Calm down Luuk

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go ajax

>big-fernand

overpriced and overated
fries and burger is a way better place in paris if you want to eat burger

It's cheaper but not better.

I have to admit the Germans do make much better bread.

post yfw face when vince janssen scores the winner

Italian bread is the worst though, have you even heard of 'salt'

bread power rankings
1.france
9001 everyone else

Based and redpilled

based nigel knowing his place

For me, it has to be the tradition

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Based and breadpilled

Even though I’m Italian I have to agree with this desu

Love me a french stick

big fan of those baguettes that have spiky bits protruding off them

the ficelle for beurre tartine

like mother like son

Who's that semen demon

Yikes

Augustiner Helles

this is a good ass beer but technically not a lager

>rating white "bread"
disgusting

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jordana vucetic

:^)

Predictions on game?

Im feeling a 0-0

OFFICIAL FLAG POWER RANKINGS

1. Finland
2. Britain

- POWER GAP -

3. France
4. Slavic countries

- POWER GAP -

5. Portugal
6. Israel
7. Austria
8. Spain
9. Germany
10. Uruguay

- POWER GAP -

11. Brazil
12. Chile
13. Belgium
14. Sweden

- POWER GAP -

15. America

- POWER GAP -

97. India
98. Saudi Arabia
99. Albania

- HUGE POWER GAP -

999. New Zealand

Don't even try to argue.

Oh so french have pic related bread? No? Then shut the fuck up.

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im feeling a 4-0 spurs

looks like parkin

Does this look like a Russian flag to you? Expected more from you, Poland

Do we agree that paella is overrated as fuck?
>literally rice with random bits of stuff

What's that? Gingerbread?

based

i love australias flag for some reason. new zealands is just a shit fake copy of it. same with sweden copying finland

Embarassing post

Heineken? Fuck that shit!
PABST
BLUE
RIBBON

yes. i dont know how spains food is so disappointing compared to the other med countries.

Overrated but still good

This, also the saffron is fucking expensive so I never feel like making it

>Alain Rey dans son "Dictionnaire Historique de la langue française" (éd. Le Robert, 2010) signale la première apparition de « pain d’espessez » en 1372 et celle de « pain d’épices » en 1530.
Literally 650 years we've had this

We have some good dishes, just paella is not one of them

I have someone in Australia sends me saffron couple times a year. It's no joke 1/4 of the price down there. Used some last night in rice

what kind of spaniard would day that ?

tapas are overrated not paella

Gebaseerd

Also: Brown bread>White bread

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1. Greece
2. Turkey

rest are irrelevant

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>Paella
>not top tier

I bet you are some filthy Catalan Faggot

what about cyprus?

cyprus is not a country

tapas is just an open sandwich

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It's great though.

me on the left

Unironically carlsberg don't (you) me

corona

discuss

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salary caps are shit

Coutinho was a mistake

Best midfielder on the planet coming through. Hold dat.

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opgekankerd mongool

Is Liverpoop more wealthy than Farca?

The fun fact is that the Spurs would love to buy almost every singel player from this Ajax team. But non of them will go to Spurs because they can go to bigger clubs.

Getting a bit ahead of yourself there lad

The team just cost more

he is right though

wot if spurs wins the cl

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Ajax will win 2-2

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Only sensible MAN participating in the beer discussion.

>Jews lose tonight
>They also win tonight

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Chelsea won the CL and nobody wants to play for them.

0-0 draw incoming. first legs always a snore fest.

But that's because they are the bad guys. Spurs are the literal chosen people

Fuck me there's 2 legs in the semis as well?

Better not be VARball

Stoke City would love to too. What's your point?

only the finals don't have 2 legs

spurs are gonna win by 3 or 4 goals unironically

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messi on a free was pretty good business when you think about it

>pic
do you think that kid is an absolute insufferable little twat or what?

no doubt

all kids are insufferable twats

not all
t. used to work with kids

not based

>second-place play-off match 1 of 2

>seething the post

desu the loser of liverpool/barca (liverpoo) should be given the silver medal and spuds given 3rd place for losing to barca in the final

>muh bread
Imagine living in a culture without
>rotli/chappati
>paratha
>bhakri
>thepla
>puri
>naan
>dosa
My condolences to you all.

Based or cringe?

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ah the united fans have arrived

>manlet
cringe

>Does this look like a Russian flag to you?
Yes

Literally an ABU. Actual /lifelong/ so keep dreaming for your own team might happen one day. No idea what the British Isles ate other than dirt until they ventured overseas

based thread

>tfw wagecucking and missing the first half
Any other wagecucks here?

quit last week. best decision ive ever made

carrots and turnips mostly, also bread

Meat, veg and dairy. The important thing is we didn't shit it out on the floor like beasts after we were done with it. You're welcome btw,

Tottenham didn't register him for European games, because he was on loan the first half of the season. He's not allowed to play.

Ever tried gajjar no hulva? Sweet shredded carrot dessert thing
See pic - that's your son. Just appreciate that Indian culture helped civilise the Brits and India in turn learnt from the culinary skills of the Portugeuse and French that landed ashore

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Hunt is only 6'2 so they're both manlet subhumans.

No matter what happens tonight I'm proud of the spuds lads for making it this far.
You almost forget that we shouldn't have even made it through the group stage

Hertog Jan

because of PSV and Inter? Really? Am I missing something here?

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vuile nsb moffenhoer

If I remember correctly we were only on 1 point with 2 games to go. Only one team has ever previously qualified with that little points. We had to draw away at Barcelona and even then we only qualified because PSV scored against inter

>morning
imagine being this much of an autist
it's night time user
1230 to be exact

is the designated shitting street open at night?

I’m in lads, now how do I get on tv?

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>can anyone name a good mass produced lager?
One of the posts you replied to already mentioned it

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>proud
>millions of dollars budget
>automatically qualified for the group stagges
WHOA, impressive, mate. What a run.

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Who the fuck cares about 'good stuff'. Drink the wine that you fucking like. Speak to any top sommiler or wine expert and they'll go 'First and most important rule of wine drinking; do you like it?' after that it's fucking dick waving on how many subtle notes and rich chestnut you can taste and how earthy it is hmmm yes oh yes. Fuck off. I have expensive wine bottles in my house as investments and yet I enjoy £14 wines often better than £140.

It's British clay, thanks friend.

All clay is rightful British clay user

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but what about the €1-€2 wines?

Guys, should i go to some art exhibition to meet hot girls and get wasted or watch the game?

or watch the game

Someone make a match thread. The teams are out.

Irish lass still best girl

Watch the match with Yea Forums friends

ajax playing counter-attack football? LUL

Go to the art exhibition, don't listen to these fags.

Aye I'm with you on that, milk bottle skin is the best skin (till you leave the house at night and get sun burn from moon light)

If you like it, you like it. I bought a £7 bottle recently, got it for £4.99 as I bought a couple of £15+ (you get money off if you buy three or more at my wine shop I use) and it was better than the rest. However going that cheap might be awful but if you like it, who cares? I personally love sweet wines. Ancient wine used to be so sweet and alcoholic they had to dilute it with water and if you drank it neat/undiluted you were a fucking barbarian in the eyes of the Greeks and Romans (and Romans originally drank beer but wine replaced it as they copied Greece). My dad drinks a lot of wine and he thinks sweet wine is an abomination and doesn't like dessert wine, but i love it. I love medium sweet wines. So it's all up to you and what you drink it for. If you drink it as a glass with a book or whatever, choose what you like. If you eat red meat, drink red wine. If you eat white meat, drink white wine. Drink Rosé if you don't wanna choose.

match thread please

it took me 1 hour to find this thread

Lmao how is Tottenham supposed to win?
Also keep in mind Ajax hasn't played IN A WEEK

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Will Llorente start?

throw a banana

wheres the match thread fuck wits ?

Lads should I jerk off before the match? Some hotties on chaturbate right now

yes

You are up against a bunch of eredivisie shitting kids and Daley LUL Blind. For fuck's sake.. That Pocketino is also annoying the shit out of me with his downplaying and begging for the underdog role.

Let's go boys

>That Pocketino is also annoying the shit out of me with his downplaying and begging for the underdog role.
>Poch making Ajax sheeth
noice

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cringe

Do you know what streaking is?

ty based yank

Ajax will crash and burn tonight. After their victory over Real and Juve, they will be overconfident. Result being they will make mistake and get their ass handed to them. Ajax has been lucky to get this far.

i really really like carlsberg. staropramen is good too.

We have cheese naans here

Oh lawd

>carlsberg
jesus man that's even worse than heineken

>bongland education

Ik ben jood, ik rook wiet, ik ben Ajacied.

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