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>WDC Standings V. Bottas 87 L. Hamilton 86 S. Vettel 52 M. Verstappen 51 C. Leclerc 47
>WCC Standings Mercedes 173 Ferrari 99 Red Bull 64 McLaren 18 Racing Point 17
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 160 (162 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 85
>Hund status: Ferrari have better straight-line speed but we match them with our F3 car on race pace
>News: HAM choked the VSC restart because of steering wheel display FIA looking for standard brake and wheel rim providers Alfa knew about Kimi's front wing issue
I know charles wanted #7 but no dice since there was gimi but if gimi retires before charles, he may want #7.
Hunter Perry
Ferrari wanted them to be their b-team? Always thought Sauber had that position, especially now that they are literally Ferrari's road car b-team - Alfa
Cooper Jackson
i hope haas dont get the maserati name desu.
Nicholas Allen
iirc they're planning to make maserati an electric car brand
>schumacher sperging out 3 years after he was defeated by Barrichello for the championship
HAMILTON ETERNALLY NEVER A GOAT
Anthony Gonzalez
Yes but they need to stay away for three years at least. Like, if Button comes back this year he must take 22, if Rosberg does he can choose something else other than 6. Or at least, I read something like that somewhere, or maybe it was that Chainbear video
>@SportmphMark Following this statement, at this time Silverstone have not agreed a contract regarding the future of the British Grand Prix. We are able to confirm that talks are still progressing
Cameron Miller
Use a long stick with a hairpin on the end.
Jaxson Lewis
F1 @ Snetterton when?
Connor Moore
Street race in Liverpool la
Brayden Bennett
>winner gets 18 points I'm in
Julian Davis
No, Winner gets 96 points
Jacob Moore
Or maybe the rules talk about "not being used" so maybe it's possible that if Leclerc wins the WDC three years in a row and decides to use #1 he might be able to change it afterwards
Jeremiah Sanchez
still using last year’s engine.
Henry Phillips
>Pinkham blames "sleepwalking" for accidentally falling into RIC's bed at Spanish Grand Prix
If Lewis or Bottas were in the Ferrari this year would they still be behind Mercedes ? Vettel is such a fraud
Noah Gray
Fraud outqualifed Lecute 3-1
Owen Cook
Ferrari team is the problem
Mason Murphy
ferrari would make them use yellow tires in q2 as usual and one of them would fuck up, just like lec did, and when tow matters, 1 driver fuck up means the other driver is fucked too
No it's a different incident. Apparently last year at the Spanish GP she sleepwalked completely naked into the car park.
The one I'm referring to she sleepwalked naked into the hotel lobby where there was a large crowd of man utd fans. She woke up when they started wolf whistling.
Thomas Gomez
I saw something about a guy who did something similar and his ex-girlfriends cane and defended him in court.
Grayson Perez
*no points scored life*
Jacob Wood
I've said it before and I'll say it again. She's not necessarily beautiful, or spectacularly pretty, and she's starting to age, now, but Pinkham remains incredibly, massively fuckable.
Ryan Williams
>Multiple incidents of Pinkers sleepwalking naked in public >No pictures
What is the fucking point of the paparazzi?
Adam Fisher
*papsmearazzi
Brandon Perez
Pinkham sounds like a girl who likes to get gangbanged.
Caleb Robinson
>mfw I score a point from pitlane in 7th fastest car
>people are desperately trying to come up with some interesting fact about you >user spergs out
Jaxon Stewart
>get introduced to people and tell them my surname >"oh, are you related to that DTM guy?" >no >rinse and repeat for 20+ years it gets pretty annoying after a while.
Isaiah Foster
Magnussen is a known quantity for Haas when they eventually Grosjean and has good wheel to wheel racecraft which is crucial in the midfield. Perez is unironically one of the best drivers on the grid
Cameron Perez
You should say yes.
Is DTM really that big in Germany? Most people in the UK couldn't name one BTCC driver. But I guess most Irish people know the name Dunlop so maybe it's comparable.
Christopher Murphy
youtu.be/izLICVxiBGY?t=100 why is gio the nazi so useless? not even one point scored yet, slower than slowpoke gimi and can't even make super easy drs pass stick
Noah Parker
Weird car, imagine if F1 would have developed from this base
assuming people only know champions, your name must be Paffett, Rast, Rockenfeller, Scheider, Schneider, Spengler, Tomczyk or Wittmann. I assume we have to look at some not so common (german) names for people to link you to DTM, so my guess is your last name is Rockenfeller or Tomczyk.
Noah Sanchez
>Hulkenshit and Retardo >Hamilshit and Shitass >Shittel and LeCrap >Fagnussen and Shitjean >Poobica and Russhit >Goblando and Shit Jr >gimi
Brandon Moore
He said 20+ years so I'm going with Schneider,.
Carter White
Agreed
Kayden Rodriguez
>Choco Senna and Robottas >Vettee and Lecute >Amd Amx and Gastly >No Podiums and Tricky Ricci >Magnesium and Fat John >Bobby Cubes and Gabbo >Goblando and Carl O'sainz >Gimi and Gio The Nazi >Blyat and ... >Le Occasional Podiums Man and $trullovitch
an /f1/ name for Albon doesn't come to mind, maybe because he's just so forgettable..
Robert Phillips
>Albon who the fuck is albon
Jordan Hall
kek, you literally had me doubting I didn't write correct name. proves the point I guess
Joseph Bell
Thai lady boy
Joseph Richardson
Gym owner was surprised that I got "lean". What does that even mean? o.O
Also, I think Red Bull will get a podium in Spain.
shit list, let me fix it >nigger and cuckass >crash kid and boipussy >frog and another frog >kiddie diddler and a bully >kmag and nothing is solve >one armed bandit and lecutes top bf >goblando and not alonso >GIMI:DDD and f2 reject >torpedo and trap >carlos slim's personal stress reliever and $tro££
Oliver Mitchell
i dont understand why you all sperg about this one
Isaac Harris
>Black carbabby and horsecuck >german aeroandchassisbaby and a erratic boicuck >Madpepe and that boi >Exposure frenchland >mememan and Emperador Carlos fucking Sainz II >Magbassedn and 8podiumcrashboi >Pornplumber and lonelyboi on sunday >drunk boomer and a conservative nationalist >Speaks all languages and Magnum Albond >Failed Ferrari driver and $$$$$$
Unironically, the only way to salvage this season is to have the Mercedes Drivers go all out against each other.
Joshua Baker
I like it, it would be the perfect solution without fuckin up everything like new ones
Ian Barnes
Yeah, one of those is correct.
Brandon Mitchell
Are we watching the same sessions? Clearly in both Bahrain and Baku, Ferrari had at least an equal package to Mercedes but threw it away. Leclerc was on a different planet to anyone else in Bahrain until the failure, and probably would taken pole in Baku if not for crashing in Q2. In Baku, Vettel was within a tenth of Bottas' pole time for the first two sectors; the time he lost was all in the last sector where Bottas had a tow and Vettel didn't. Then factor in that Vettel was looking a bit slower on ultimate pace than Leclerc all weekend and a well coordinated qualifying could easily have been a Ferrari 1-2 in Baku. By a small margin of course, but that was the actual form.
Mercedes have started this season with four 1-2s -- something they didn't even achieve in their 2014-2016 era of total dominance -- but that really isn't representing the relative car and driver performances. Mercedes certainly won Australia and China on merit and by big margins, but Ferrari should have won Bahrain on merit, and Baku could well have gone either way without driver error and Ferrari mismanagement. Spain could go either way based on preseason testing.
Of course, even if they have an equal or marginally better package from here, it will be difficult for Ferrari to claw back the lead they have now given to Mercedes. But the fact remains, the first four races could have turned out very differently. The Mercedes advantage is not to the degree of dominance we have seen in many past F1 seasons.
Luke Jenkins
Now that Venezuela is getting liberated, will he make a comeback?
Wehrlein is struggling with the sim apparently. i imagine hartley is getting on fine. Ferrari will only beat Mercedes when Kubica retires and joins them as sim driver tbqh.
>Paris mayor candidate wants to cuck E-Prix >"Tarmac laying off and removal is an ecologic aberrartion" >"Too much noise" >"Too elitist" >"There's already too much traffic in Paris"
Ayden Turner
Porridge, bananas, cinnamon
Blake Perry
I'm seeing doubles... Check 'em!
Adrian Hill
Sitting on public transport and the ebin music starts to play from somewhere
how can you justify the death of another living animal solely for your own personal enjoyment and convenience since you can get that same nutrition from other sources?
Aiden Mitchell
True
Luke Jackson
I wonder when his jew nose started to pop out. For me it was high school.
Leo Morgan
>implying these other sources aren't as ethically dodgy
Jayden Morgan
>The 2019 Super GT Championship looks set to return to an English-language streaming service in the near future but looks likely to feature behind a paywall after sources close to the rights negotiation revealed that Motorsport Network insisted on exclusivity for their planned stream on their ‘premium’ online platform, freezing out previous service supplier Grand Central.
>Looking through some old pictures for shots of Roland Ratzenberger today I found the above on an old sheet of uncut and unused transparencies. That’s me at the top left, using my camera remote control to take a shot of Marco Apicella, Roland and Mika Salo. We’re on a bullet train, presumably on the way back from Suzuka to Tokyo from an F3000 race in 1992 or 1993.
Who is the most non character? Stroll or Giovinazzi?
Gavin Morris
giovinazzi is a complete NPC so far
Anthony Wood
Definitely $tro££
Landon James
>Roland always had an eye for the ladies, and he had an amazing success rate. He wasn’t averse to chasing the girlfriends of other drivers, as his brief marriage attested, and that occasionally made life difficult!
Adrian Davis
I offset it by watching Formula E
Robert Parker
>There are so many stories, such as the time he used his deep Austrian accent to record a Terminator-style ‘I’ll be back’ answer machine message for F3000 rival Jeff Krosnoff, whose own life would be tragically cut short in a Champcar crash.
Camden Thompson
Reminder that Roland fucked Davina McCall.
Jeremiah Ortiz
i'm glad he died then. it's a total asshole move to go after the WAGs of your colleagues
>Speaks all languages NIco has been retired for a while
Ethan Powell
2019 walks in >MWL / FIAMG and British media with Toto's narrative >Senna actually dead >MSC a vegetable >Lauda is choking to death >Soon wil gonna die more f1 legends >Boomer drivers gonna retire soon >Kubica is actually crippled and fucked >Cringe zoomers generation >Ulgy obessed cars with V6(underthunden) with no difficulties or challenging to drive (I would drive that) >No battles on track and >Pirelli >They still think DRS solves something >All my driver legends and f1 spirit=gone What happen
Part of the reason Venezuela and oil production is collapsing is because of all the money diverted from pvdsa to fund Maldonado in F1.
Gabriel Gutierrez
If it fundamentally bothers Lewis it can't be that bad. I don't care to elaborate on the particular philosophical reasons I'm okay with killing animals for food, it's boring.
i was supposed to born, but some fat whale start to die, so she take my spot and i only born 2 days later
Christopher Baker
>Zandvoort is being lined up to replace Barcelona as the first non-flyaway race of the 2020 Formula 1 season, with the Spanish Grand Prix falling off the calendar, Autosport understands
Ryan Garcia
Wtf tiago
Carter Bennett
I was almost 2 months old when Senna died.
Luke James
A tiny twinkle in my dad's eye.
I would have been conceived about 4 GP's later.
Elijah Sanders
Good shout. I remember having a Thunderbird 3 toy and thinking it was terrible. At least it wasn't Thunderbird 5 though.
you now remember the weird as fuck 2004 movie with Ford produce placement everywhere
Jack Sanders
I remember Vanessa Hudgens was in it which reminds me of how much I secretly liked HSM and that I unironically called my friend when her nudes leaked.
Fucking top quality nudes they were.
Jackson Cruz
2017 cars were decently good, why would fia put a halo? they can't take Bianchi's life back, don't they? >Bring back refueling REEEEEEE
James Gray
Jean Toad fugged up and said something like "we are comitting to cockpit protection in 2 years time no matter what" so they ended up with halo instead of something better
kind of like brexit if UK agreed to the shitty proposed deal that their parliament rejected
Jaxon Garcia
If anyone lost their life the FIA would get sued up the ass as they would have looked into but not implemented a head protection system despite knowing the risks.
It's the reason IndyCar have fitted stupid knob on their cars. It's a "Look we tried" while they try to sort out something better.
Easton Howard
WTF VETTELBROS WE STILL DON'T HAVE A SINGLE WIN THIS SEASON? ANOTHER YEAR WASTED!
I’ve always wondered what F1 and the rest of motorsport would be like if 1955 Le Mans never happened. Would Mercedes have had Ferrari levels on enduring sucess or more? Would their winning and dabbling in F1 politics have forced a breakaway series to form eventually?
Watching this shit after dinner with my dad and grandad. I remember later when that chocolate faced woman who looked startled 24/7 announced his death on the news later, it seemed a little surreal liek wtf senna is ded lol?. I probably played some Amiga too.
No They already closed those backdoors F1 still haven't
Your best bet is Eurosport if you want it as cheap as possible. But instead of 6 hours of spa, you get 1 hour of spa and 5 hours of fucking self ads. I am not even joking. They very often interrupt (at least car racing, I dont watch anything else there) the broadcast with full screen, (not side by side type) ads, and most of them are not even regular ads, but eurosport's own compilations, like the top5 tennis fans, and such shit and trailers for upcoming broadcasts.
Parker Thompson
Lewis will be pleased to do so because he is a team player and cares more about the guys in the factory than himself
Elijah Long
That sounds terrible. No restreams?
Jacob Barnes
>Toyota confirms Fernando Alonso has been replaced by Brendon Hartley for the 19/20 WEC season
Christian Butler
Restreams are usually eurosport ones. Tbh the best bet is getting the official wec app.
Juan Davis
absolute state of alfonso, choking to a fucking kiwi
Eli Watson
I see. Thank you.
Samuel Martinez
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Amazed he didn't ditched them after LM
Levi Sanchez
Maybe worth a hunt for streams, as motor trend in the us, and bt sport in the uk also has live coverage
Brody Brooks
>Carrie with a pug I, for once, am team death to Carrie
>Why didn't Schumacher attend his funeral, /f1/? >Was there a conspiracy? >Did Schumi end up paying the ultimate price? >What is the price of a vegetable at your supermarket?
A pug, neck tattoo, patricija, underboob tattoo, slutwear.
She is right on the white trash path
Parker Moore
>rivals attending rival funeral
True rivals should hope everyday for the demise of their rival, perhaps even going as far as to cause that demise.
Jacob Jenkins
I have no idea what does this mean
Christian Barnes
saying my first words of something I dunno
Evan Bailey
What
Christian Turner
GOD I........
Alexander Robinson
God I wish that was me I guess
I, for one, welcome our new trashy WAGs
Chase Adams
god I wish that were me, it's a meme you dip
Dominic Morales
Quality meme Rakesh
Jacob Thompson
Oh hell
Jackson Gomez
I am not that indian
Carter Gomez
Makes sense
Dylan Allen
notice how Hannah also posted an instagram story of a dog (pit bull) only two days ago, and now Carrie too, is this some sort of disgusting secret sex game?
Xavier Lee
I just hope at least one of thrm ends up in the porn industry
Andrew Carter
Probably Hanna desu
Brandon Diaz
if she doesn't get savaged by the pit bull first
Alexander Baker
I'll see what i can find.
David Long
Idk user, even Christy Mack eventually made it back
My older sibling was intentional and I wasn't so i wasn't even planned.
Jackson Carter
My hairline on the left
Brandon Howard
>be Pirelli >win the F1 tyre supply by finanicially undercutting Michelin by a huge margin and by so letting Bernie/FOM make shitloads of money from the contract >realise that it's impossible to make proper F1 tyres with a shoestring budget >in a desperate manner manufacture the tyres in a Turkish sweatshop with process that is completely unsuitable for making F1 tyres that can combine lateral and longitudinal forces at the same time with wide thermal window >when your tyres literally fall apart and cover the tracks with marbles (only seen before in Le Mans), blame everyone else for 3 years making their cars, tracks and fucking weather unsuitable for your shitty tyres >decide that you've had enough and contact Mercedes in 2013 about making tailor-made tyres for them >arrange borderline illegal tyre test in the spring of 2013 (blank trucks, drivers with black helmets, not informing FIA / other teams) and start a fruitful relationship with Mercedes which takes you away from the spotlight and gives Merc 7 straight WDC & WCC titles while ruining the sport completely >other manufacturers don't even bother with 2021's tyre supply bid thanks to your incompetence and F1's ruined reputation
>Pirelli is preferred for commercial reasons, but also because it has agreed to match Bridgestone's current supply arrangements. Michelin wanted to make a significant cut in the number of sets of tyres supplied per driver.
>by commercial reasons
2. Mark Hughes spilled the beans about manufacturing process here (53:00 >)
>other manufacturers don't even bother with 2021's tyre supply bid thanks to your incompetence and F1's ruined reputation
Regarding that part there might be a conspiracy theory that was kind of debunked but it still makes little sense. >Current tender ends 2019 >Big rims in 2021 >This leaves 2020 open with a nw tender but with still normal tyres >No one is willing to go through the pain of developing tyres just for 1 season >Only Pirelli has them ready
Nathaniel Gray
> M-Sport managing director Malcolm Wilson is working on a deal to put Toyota's Ott Tanak back in one of his Ford Fiesta WRCs for next season's World Rally Championship
Oliver Anderson
But Mercedes are the true underdogs, what do you mean by this?
You must have a shitty memory, my finnougric friend -it was Bernie's request for high degrading tyres, for the sake of improving the show - Blame for the 2013 tyre issues are 90 percent on the teams. Switching tyres between sides of the cars and running the tyres on settings not deemed safe by Pirelli - Marbles were a thing for 40 years
I don't remember where I read but ideally the tyre supplier was set to be kept aligned with rule changes etc but when teams sperged about the engine rules they offset it and that's it
Charles Rodriguez
Why yes, I always support the underdogs, Mercedes-AMG Petronas Motorsport.
the only ones to blame for 2013 tyre problems are pirelli themselves. not only they don't want to invest in tyre development, so we see these ridiculously narrow working temperature windows year after year, but in 2013 they cheaped out on tyre belts, replacing kevlar with steel, which lead to all sorts of issues and teams trying to cope with this artificially created problem. and teams weren't doing anything different than before, the only difference was pirelli is awful tyre supplier, so their tyres failed time and time again, sometimes for no reason
>The tyres looked/felt perfectly fine so teams felt comfortable pushing them & Pirelli’s engineer’s didn’t exactly try all that hard to stop them doing so as there own data was also showing no signs of potential big problems; But at a certain point & without any warning they went pop. pirelli are just incompetent, simple as
Michael Wright
Do you think w-I mean Mercedes-AMG Petronas Motorsport have a chance to challenger for 4th place in the constructors championship despite their F2-level car?
the collective energy needed for the creation of proteins and other organic materials for sperms that would contain myself was scattered in the universe
>Yet another clutch engaging rule change >From 2020 clutch paddles will be pull-only >If two paddles are used, team must prove they work identical >Paddle must work linearly with clutch engaging >Paddle motion must not differentiate from ECU's signal by more tha +-5% Why they want start choking so much? And also, if so, why don't they just make F2 ones mandatory?
Bentley King
What I love about WRC that driver can change any team and still get exactly the same result
Robert Stewart
It's a very driver dependent sport yes. Dunno if it would be the case if WRC was raced on Tilkedromes
Jonathan Cook
Pirelli will still fuck up big time whatever happens
Lincoln Reyes
Disappointing, it would’ve given us one more session for Ferrari to get our hopes up before Hamilton gets pole by 3/10ths
>Hungaroring is basically a kartdrome already What would they come up with to make a city track even tighter?
Liam Bell
>mfw the roads in my country are so bad there will never be FE race here
Carter Jackson
The traffic in Paris was back up and running at 1am on Sunday.
Liam Fisher
Biz idea: Ban zeroshift and make clutch fully manual with pedal operation
Hunter Brooks
γkριk λοβερ my dude
Brayden Mitchell
same here we just bribe them lol
Nicholas Stewart
Also elitist even though they almost pay for people to come watch it I guess only city dwelling hipsters and green/red bubble tards are interested in it.
F1 becomes pretty unhuman desu. Gigabytes of telemetry data per lap are processed automatically by sophisticated algorithms, finding the best settings, predicting tyre wear and suggesting best adjustments per corner. That's all goes via 60+ engineers to the driver, trying to handle with that in most autistic robotic way (oh hi, Valtteri)
Camden Bennett
Fun fact, if the onboard picture quality sucks it might be my fault
Oliver Morgan
WRC has all sorts of shit going on in the car as well but there's no avoiding the fact that in WRC a driver error lunges them off a cliff, in F1 they just rejoin the track with no time loss
Liam Murphy
Anons, when is the first race of the w series? And where can I watch it?
Tyler Brown
This weekend. Probably youtube.
Isaac Baker
This Saturday Idk maybe a YT stream? Brits have it on tv tho
Austin Russell
And the dutch. They have to watch it on Ziggo
Grayson Campbell
Exposed graph for Baku?
Brandon Kelly
We're working on using an exponential scale for the Y axis
Carson Bennett
You reckon they’ll block us if we start flooding them with “dead” or “shit” or “couldntturnleft”?
Is Hamilton just being a vegan as he thinks it is some kind of handicap and that it will make any future titles more impressive?
Jaxon Ross
Bossberg playing 2016D chess with Lewlew
>Lewis insta spergs about the baby chickens >people tell him they're vegan >deletes post
Genius.
Nathan Kelly
Not everything is a mind game. You people need to grow up and have sex.
Henry Morris
Together?
Kayden Gonzalez
>Not everything is a mind game
Yes it is. SkyF1 told me so.
Eli Turner
Baku was exposed
Henry Garcia
Bagsy Simon
Robert King
Replace Toro Rosso's with: an half blind man doesn't let me keep my friends Alfa's: She pays my rent
Luke Peterson
Williams it is then.
>For all of us.
Luke Russell
Fugg, that's a smart call >Simon's benis doesn't work >that means you have to top and he has to bottom
Elijah Sanders
Him or Anime German
Gabriel Wood
>not panty girl You fags are gay.
Dylan Campbell
>Motorsport.tv get the rights to Super GT >Realise they will be absolutely despised by everyone (more than they already are) if they put it behind a paywall >Have to put the coverage out for Free
Nice, I don't really understand the Haas one tho, maybe something along the lines of "Infuriating everyone else" and for McLaren add some corporate speak like "Undergoing bi-weekly structural changes across all facets of the group"
Jacob Ward
>Redbull hat
Shit shop
Lucas Gomez
>Haas The fact they have been choking the same way from the beginning and yet keep doing the same stuff
David Myers
How to FUCK do you go from that to this in 8 years?
a stupidly complicated and expensive mess of exotic materials and precision engineering that we actively hope explodes in its creators' faces who spent tens of thousands of man hours designing and building it to the best it can possibly perform for no reason other than to have something to laugh at on a sunday afternoon/night.
Ethan Russell
Big possible memes tonight as the Liverpool 96ers play the Barcelona Messes
You'll be very surprised. He's at his best when his back is against the wall and it's crunch time. If technical problems are about 50-50 between them, Bottas is going to beat Hamilton this year.
>Anyways Bottas cannot live inside's Hamilton's head after last seasons, he has been the very wingman cuck. >Maybe we can fuck up hamilton's mentality by an Bottas/Ferrari bukkake on his home gp or shit like this.
Gavin Allen
>Imagine Lewis's head after getting P2 in quali and P4 in race in the last ever British GP
Henry Ramirez
i have tried to figure that out, theres nothing out there. its only on streetwear sites and they only talk about the bape camo or whatever. its proportions and sidepods look like a modern f1 car but the tailpipe ive seen in other images and how it sticks out look like an f2 car. thats assuming its more than just a rolling model. the camo is hideous obviously but its actual body is much better than the current cars. much simpler and more svelte, especially through the nose
Ryan Rodriguez
>Imagine being pushed off the track and then a close Verstappen touches you provocating a tyre puncture. BOT P1 LEC P2 VER P3 VET P4 +5S HAM DNF
