/nba/ MFW BASEDELPHIA DADDY DICKED THE NIGTORS AND THE REFS EDITION

Please Celshits don't let the Bucks btfo you in game 2 like the Craptors were

sparks shill get the fuck out you autist

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Based and snakepilled

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see you in the finals nuggets

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If you beat the Raptors just to lose to Boston then you are all dead to me

AHAHAHAHA

CRAPPIES. YOUR DAY HAS COME.

KAWHI WILL LEAVE. DEROZAN WILL NOT COME BACK AFTER YOU BETRAYED HIM. YOU WILL HAVE NO STAR. AND NO KYLE LOUSY DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE HE'S NOT A STAR. STARS DO NOT IMPLODE AND CHOKE AS MUCH AS KYLE LOUSY. STARS DO NOT BAIL ON THEIR TEAM IN THE MIDDLE OF A PLAYOFF GAME AND GO RIDE THE EXERCISE BIKE. NO ONE WILL RE-SIGN. NO ONE WILL RETURN. YOU WILL NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN. YOUR COUNTRY WILL BE MEANINGLESS. YOU INVENTED BASKETBALL BUT WATCH THE BETTER COUNTRY HAS SUPERSEDED YOU. THIS IS REVENGE ON YOUR MASCOT DRAKE BEING GAY AS FUCK AND BLOCKING LEBRON AND KOBE IN THAT PHOTO. THIS IS THE END FOR YOU. PREPARE TO BE FORGOTTEN.

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Embiid is the best

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Embiitch is a fag.

>if you’ve had the lowrys before
what did he mean by this

I believe you meant the Lonzos

>Sixers' bench outscores Toronto's 26–5
B-b-but the bench was supposed to be the Sixers' weakness. How can we stop them now?

Fuck that, brett brown loves bostan dick too mucjm Hope cucks beat them

Sixers legend Jodie Meeks lol

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I think my rockets will right the ship on Tuesday

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well deserved /snakes/ poster. Way to stick to your guns and not let your sparks get dampened just bc G1 didn’t go your way. The true measure of our individual sparkiness comes from how we react when things don’t go our way

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Its good to be a Denver Nuggie

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His poos are more clutch

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There's no way the 70shitters beat Boston.

Give it to me straight, are the sixers better when Embiid is out or limited? I feel like they play much smarter and better offense when he doesn't try to be the hero and do everything.

If digits Harden shoots below 25%

Hourly reminder that this ugly inbred mutt ruined the NBA forever

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>Giannis Antetokounmpo on his mindset going into Game 2: "I can't promise you we are going to win, but I can promise we are going to play hard."

Looks like the basketball gods are on my rockets side

Technically my digits were still digits

Nah

>t. Knicksfan

Then it's rigged

Jokic is unironically elite. I can't believe I dismissed him as a "le white passing bigman" meme.

good games but fuck the some of those calls were soft. why do they call it "hard in da paint" when the defender can only move aside and watch?

A 37 year old Reggie Miller had more clutch highlights in one quarter/OT than Stephanie has had his entire career.

youtube.com/watch?v=WBhC1gMTsc8

Jokic is literally the most valuable player to his team in the NBA.

Night losers

Reggie was fucking great, I'll never forget that shot he hit to beat the Bulls in the ECF

is lebanese shia militias still around? you missed one kerr

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youtu.be/ziJt1Z5ffVo
Bruh

kerr tries to do the subtle trolling that phil used to do but fails and comes off as an asshole

Where are all the black head coaches

what did has dad do that got him killed? Was he a glow in the dark asset?

twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1123071332973858817

the absolute madman

yes

>mfw the boston celtics absolutely DEMOLISHED the shitwaukee cucks and all of you fucking faggot shit heads thought it wasn't gonna happen

well well well. how does it feel to be completely emasculated and proven totally wrong you FUCKING RETARDS? how violently are you shitting your faggot diapers over the superiority of the boston celtics?

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Harden was exposed as a flopping bitch. It's over, warriors in 5.

I feel embid does force stuff but so does every star. I really think the team doesn't do enough to call for the ball or get open. Even the pass to James 'adult room' Butler was hard to do because no one was trying to get open.

Jokic is BAE, but the nuggies are the most /comfy/ team rn.

Actually could explain why he's such a smarmy libtard asshole. Not easy losing your dad at such a young age

I hope Nuggies won't make the finals because we need him for the World Cup.

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allah willing

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> raptors lose to Jimmy Buckets
> Not a single raptors shill in sight
Really makes me think

I hate Philadelphia
I hate the Sixers
I hate Embiid
I hate "the process"
but I love me some Jimmy Buckets, I almost want to see them win it all just to see that man get a ring

The S.P.A.R.K. Rating System for April 30th, 2019 (updated for 12:00AM):

FLAME:
>•84% to make Conference Finals
>•73% to make NBA Finals
>•52% to WIN NBA Finals
1.) Warriors (1-0): 133,912 overall sp. rating

SPARKED:
>•66% to make Conference Finals
>•44% to make NBA Finals
>•21% to WIN NBA Finals
2.) Raptors (1-1): 97,224 overall sp. rating

SPARKING:
>•58% to make Conference Finals
>•18% to make NBA Finals
>•10% to WIN NBA Finals
3.) Bucks (0-1): 94,698 overall sp. rating

SPARKY:
>•42% to make Conference Finals
>•24% to make NBA Finals
>•9% to WIN NBA Finals
4.) Celtics (1-0): 58,891 overall sp. rating

SPARKER:
>•50% to make Conference Finals
>•10% to make NBA Finals
>•3% to WIN NBA Final
6.) Trail Blazers (0-1): 35,310 overall sp. rating
8.) Nuggets (1-0): 21,798 overall sp. rating

SPARKISH:
>•34% to make Conference Finals
>•14% to make NBA Finals
>•4% to WIN NBA Finals
5.) /snakes/ (1-1): 51,378 overall sp. rating

SPARKLESS:
>•16% to make Conference Finals
>•7% to make NBA Finals
>•1% to WIN NBA Finals
7.) Rockets (0-1): 29,999 overall sp. score

ELIMINATED:
9.) Spurs (3-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
10.) Clippers (2-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
11.) Jazz (1-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
12.) Thunder (1-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
13.) Nets (1-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
14.) Magic (1-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
15.) Pistons (0-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
16.) Pacers (0-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating

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The current /spARKYS TOP 10 RATED PLAYERS for April 30th, 2019 (updated for 12:00AM):

1.) Steph Curry: 165,431 overall sp. rating
2.) Kevin Durant: 114,121 overall sp. rating
3.) Kawhi Leonard: 101,129 overall sp. rating
4.) Giannis Antetokounmpo: 85,109 overall sp. rating
5.) Kyrie Irving: 59,878 overall sp. rating
6.) Joel Embiid: 47,200 overall sp. rating
7.) Nikola Jokić: 29,299 overall sp. rating
8.) Damian Lillard: 27,209 overall sp. rating
9.) James Harden: 23,191 overall sp. rating
10.) C. J. McCollum: 22,177 overall sp. rating

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/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 10 PLAYERS:

1.) MJ: 999,999 overall sp. rating
2.) Bird: 685,679 overall sp. rating
3.) Kareem: 677,544 overall sp. rating
4.) Duncan: 398,672 overall sp. rating
5.) Hakeem: 370,714 overall sp. rating
6.) Shaq: 359,121 overall sp. rating
7.) Magic: 344,762 overall sp. rating
8.) Kobe: 297,689 overall sp. rating
9.) Erving: 246,566 overall sp. rating
10.) Wilt: 240,092 overall sp. rating

/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 5 COACHES:

1.) Pop: 97,777 overall sp. rating
2.) Phil: 72,256 overall sp. rating
3.) Pat: 30,650 overall sp. rating
4.) Red: 27,472 overall sp. rating
5.) Brown: 21,711 overall sp. rating

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this shit is cool and it works too, thanks, i'm analyzing it for my own fun

Dubs for my nuggies sweeping dubs and rapties