Blazers @ Nuggets Game 1 Thread

Rock

Westminster

Please kill me.

IT'S A GOOD DAY TO BE A NUGG

I'm Jokic's fourth cousin, he lets me crash on his couch sometimes

Reminder that Nuggies are the good guys in the playoffs

Nuggets (Frauds) about to be totally exposed by Based Dame

Dame time

>meme team with one underage fatty
>heros
whew there must be brain-eating parasites in your PR water

are you same bosnianon from tor-phil thread ?

inb4 this and Chuggets still lose

Columbine

>the dudeweedlmao cities series

>snow

yeah, pulling an all-nighter here

this series will be the most kino of the entire playoffs

Nah, Portland will sweep

Fuck Embitch.

these statements aren't mutually exclusive

Lol wrong.

It's up to Jokic not choking for the Nuggets to win the series. Blazers don't have anyone that can check him.

Is Jamal Murray a quadroon?

Based Jokic airballing for a steal

>POORland

McHale really struggles with words sometimes

>fat white guy is the goodguy
nice try nuglet

same

I don't know if your comment about Jokic was a joke or not.
But my ex gf (the bosnian-russian one) was the cousin from Spajic, the bosnian defender who was your captain (they had the same grandpa) and I met him once when Belgium and Bosnia played each other for qualification to worlds 2018.
I think you don't care, but I can finally tell this story to someone who might care a little ..

do they have PAWGS in colorado?

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White is right, shitskin.

>I like Curry becuase he looks like me

Why do you think everybody is moving there?

this is a true post

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Nuggs will win in 6.
Dame lost his motivation after last series.

I unironically look like Ricky Rubio but I'm not rooting for that beaner

>I like Curry because I'm also a frontrunning pussy

If Meyers Leonard sees more than 5 minutes a game, nugs in 4

Watching my Blazies shit on these scrubs is setting up to be MAX COMFY

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he's light but his hair is pretty kinky. probably 40% admixed

Literally anyone would have sweept the thunder even the suns

springs

>Dame lost his motivation
so you don't know shit about Dame then huh?
okay

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The altitude does funny things in Denver. That shotput by Millsap wouldn't have dropped through the rim like that anywhere else desu

Go Nuggies. Shut these uppity Portland niggers up.

kanter is a fucking retard

>Kanter

retard kanter hanging on the rim with his left arm, wtf

if i had a chance to have my way with Michelle Beadle i would never pull out

Kanter aggravating his injury kek

having had a fucked up shoulder before i almost pissed myself watching that big lovable dummy hurt himself on that dunk what a stud

lmfaooooooooo

Everytime it's Dame time, a Corona gets its lime :)

T U R K R O A C H

Fuck Embitch.

>Kanter

Oh shit nigga what are you doing?

Didn't she try to get at Aaron Rodgers?

nuggets have massive advantage in the paint with jokic + millsap and they're trying to get into a chucking contest with dame and CJ fuck off murray

Nuggets are going to blow their load early then they get rear-viewed by the realest

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she's the one who leaked he was gay

He really, really likes her I'm sure

Whu huppen, missed the game

Hoping for a good game
Let's go Blazies

No I mean he beat Westbrook. He silenced the critics. I am sure he wants to win but he won't have the same edge. Watch.

yeah you would, just google her name and look at the first pic

nuggets won

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Kanter is a brainlet

I was joking, my mom did go to school with Nik Vucevic's mom though.
Hahah that's a cool story, Spajic was probably the best CB this country ever had. Some bosnian muslims might even buy you a beer on that namedrop

This Simons kid's androgynous features are really messing with my head for some reason. Am I gay bros?

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DUMBASS HANGS THERE

>beating a statpadding low bbIQ manlet who has an abysmal playofff record
>silencing anyone

erdogan rigged the rims

>opposing teams best big is playing with a serious injury
>not giving the ball to Jokic every possession

why are the Nuggets so dumb, holy shit, any other team in the league other than OKC would have had Kanter in foul trouble by now.

>inb4 Dame lifts the long lived curse from the Portland Trailblazers with an improbable playoff run that culminates in a dark horse Finals run to a win over Toronto for a new look NBA rivalry fit for the gods

BLAZIES SWEEP

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Does anyone even care about this series?

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retarded reply

Reminder the Nuggets gave Jusef Nurkic to the Blazers for Mason fucking Plumlee AND a first round pick

my dad knew dario saric's grandfather (serb) who was a bus driver in the village of Devrske before the war, he drove an army ambulance during the war for RSK and now his grandson is a cuckold playing for croatia, also Ognjen Dobric who plays for Zvezda is from our village

You know Apemond is going to Olynyk Kanter's shoulder if they meet in the conference finals desu

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if CJ keeps this up then look the fuck out nuglets

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You think CJ fucked Jennifer after the Thunder series?

aminu looks like a racist caricature of a black man

Sorry for posting from a non-basketball nation, but I have to say this might be the most serious version of Kanter I've ever seen

have you guys ever continue fucking after you cum and using the cum as lube? best shit ever

Fuck Embitch.

I don't think I've ever seen another C as good at offense and as bad at defense as Kanter.

gary harris is so hot >.

>a literal goatfucker

Who cares

^.^

this

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Yeah Saric always looks like he has an extra motive when playing against Serbia. Dobric is good, might end up in a foreign team next year. You an expat?

Plumlee is a good fit for the Nuggets

>gary harris
>not michael porter jr
>from one gaynon to another: shit taste dawg

nah, he's a cutey. anyone with a sex drive knows it

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don't worry friend, we're all basketball fans here

Jokic not really playing center, hes trying to stop 3 pointers and kanter is going off

Not looking good for portland bros

When is Zach Collins checking in?

im not gay lol

and where is nurk now?

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Don't worry Meyers Leonard's in. It's all ogre for Denver.

DAME DOLLA

Kanter is literally playing with a seperated shoulder and the Nuggets arent attacking him in PnRs or on the block, literally wtf is going on here is the NBA rigged, how can these brainlets actually be ignoring this?

Is that Kawaii Leonard's brother?

Dame time haters

Nice '77 get

There's no way Dame can go full 2011 Dirk this playoffs, right?

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damn Lillard is literally unstoppable

here I am

Lmao Jokic

>no defense in the dudeweedlmao series
Who knew

>Saric always looks like he has an extra motive when playing against Serbia
never understand this lel
>You an expat?
da, roden u srbiji a moji su iz okoline sibenika

his injury isn't that bad you mong. its just a pain tolerance thing nothing to do with range of motion

Lillard is the best player in these playoffs

Dame gonna get 45 tonight

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Nurk is the kind of guy who would post here

Dirk got carried by JJ barea that series especially against the lakers and thunder

Have you tried contesting a post up with an injured arm you mong? Its a massive disadvantage even from pain tolerance

Man Meyers just has zero basketball awareness

dame time niggers

Collins haircut lookin fresh af, gonna ask my barber for this one

>literally unstoppable
>literally throws the ball away

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must be the onions you guys drink

why arent the nuggets feeding jokic inside on every single play instead of chucking??

>never understand this lel
Gotta prove he's a real croat clearly, kinda like serb jannisaries were the worst tormentors during the turkish occupation.

>roden u srbiji a moji su iz okoline sibenika
Standardno, moja keva je iz like. Svi smo hrvati confirmed

this. i wish i was white

>carried
>26 10 and 2 Finals MVP

holy shit kek

why the fuck is Meyers Leonard even in the NBA?

>Jokic getting into a 3pt contest with Dame
>not taking advantage of a 1 armed Kanter
haha Blazers in 4

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how about a white bf uguu

Correct

would the nuggets even be a playoff team without Jokic?

roll for first quarter fap break

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If this stupid mascot falls and delays the game

I wish Zach Collins would fuck my little boipucci

white quota

Not a second round one.

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the nba playoffs was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA a fan of a REAL sport) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

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I can't believe the blazers shit all over Westbrick's career like that

G O A T I Ć

he's 7 feet tall

leonard might just be retarded

Handsome and underrated as fuck too. Why did the coach yank him right after he scored the basket?

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i must be autistic cause this shit destroys my sides every single time

every time paul millsap appears on tv my gf stops scrolling her twitter and start watching..

gay pasta

Blazers' coach looks like a aged Edward Norton

why not.

>Commercialball

Is there a torrent out there of the okc blazers game? I missed it live.

lmao old ass millsap thinking he still has the hops

gross

She a white Brazilian?

Collins keeps getting refballed. Life's not fair. At least he's even hotter when he gets mad

Why do we still play Meyers Leonard??

>blazers passed up on kyle kuzma

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this looks like a regular season game

since when is Yea Forums so full of homos?

thank god for our bench

wew

Blazies in 5.

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HOOD'D

Hood from downtown

I want him to fuck me when he's mad

I got blazers going all the way

Since the moment you started posting here

Because all our other centers keep dying and fucking retard Neil Olshey gave Leonard $10 million a year

Not a huge Blazer's fan, but I live in Portland and have never been to a basketball game.

Is it worth it? Should I try to go to a game this series?

Since the Memeiors became a thing.

>neither of these teams can beat the slim reaper
why even watch

All the good centers on the team succumbed to the blazer's curse.

everyone's a lil gay

As a Laker fan, he's one of the few bright spots right now. Go Blazies though, I hope you guys win it all.

reci jel moguce naci neku curu dobru za vjencati i odvesti van ako dodem sa vrecom para? prije bi u RS nego u srbiju za ovo

there goes my hero..

bro the Blazers are NOT beating the Warriors with fucking Meyers Leonard on the roster lmfao

nigga we passed on Michael fucking Jordan and you're gonna roast us on Kuzma?

how to get brazilian gf bros

I could beat eveyone ITT at a 1 v 1 to 21

It's fun as hell, go to a weekend game for your first time to get that crowd energy

>be black
>have hood as your name

may as well go to this series cause the warriors will rape them

If you like basketball, it would be enjoyable. That is assuming you have money.

download tinder
put location on brazil - sao paulo
enjoy

Nobody is beating the team with Adam Silver on their roster

Didnt you pass on Kd and Hakeem too?

Blazers are lowkey cursed
>Brandon Roy's exploding knees
>Greg Oden's imploding knees
>Sam Bowie's whatever knees
>missed left Durant and Jordan on the board

It's rough for you guys.

why do you want one?

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dumb fornicator

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>be white
>go to brasil
>brasilians worship lightskins
>infinite pussy

be drug dealer or football player

Anyone have a stream?

sure you could gramps

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NBA reddit stream

>come out of a timeout and PLUMLEE gets the shot

What did the Nuggets mean by this?

>offer hue meal
>get meal

sling. just get the free trial

bfst.to/watch/nba-5.php

Montay Morris is such an underrated PG.

Not Hakeem but yes we took Greg "Exploding Knees" Oden over KD

I fucking hate Meyers Leonard

Get Yokic and Dame back in already if they're not going to give Zach the ball

>it's a Terry Stotts keeps the bench unit on the court even when it's sucking major ass for extended minutes episode

They definitely have more experience and more firepower

Hahah pa ono, sad ti svi gledaju da pale preko granice odavde, nema ovde neke buducnosti, tako da ce rado djevojke otici da zive vani. Jbg moze se pronaci kakva god ti treba

my fault.

thank you!

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The Blazers aren't getting into the paint at all right now, jesus christ

>it's a Nuggets decide to chuck and Barton and co. make boneheaded plays instead of running their offense through their best passer and scorer

i just fapped, i don't need more tits

Collins is unironically a pretty good defender. Too bad you can't play defense in the NBA without getting called for a (((foul))) desu

you would think they would avoid drafting bigs after the disaster of sammy

Kanter absolutely dominating Jokic lmao

treba seljanka koja ce kuvati, cuvat djecu, i mozda raditi neki mali posa dbi

Do your women blow up like balloons once they hit the wall like all the mexicans i see?

That fatty Jokic keeps missing his shots short. Imagine if he lost the weight

Damn Banter playing with a separated shoulder, what a bad ass

I don't think the tickets would be easy to get

lmfao Kanter is funny af

They should allow zone defense in the NBA

The only reason he is getting minutes is because of Nurk getting injured. He's known for having the best bench celebrations though especiialy when Dame hits a three

wish i was a tall uber chad like collins ...

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WIWWARD

Damien Lillard is bretty good, guys

kanter is so based, i miss him in ny bros

Why are Serbs and other southern Slavs so good at basketball?

Is it because they have no fear of blacks?

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Lillard is better than Steph

Everytime I think Dame can't get any better as a player, he always does. Good attitude to have towards life

not that i know

Collins should have won a national title at Gonzaga. I'm still pissed.

lol just bee yourself bro

>Collins, all the way in!

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they’re naturally fuck-huge

IMO mexican women would look a lot better if they drank water. it's like a cultural thing bc no one drinks tap water down there

Definitely so far this post season.

they are the niggers of europe

I actually don't think the Blazers would be any better with Stephanie instead of Dame desu

>tfw gf spends all game mirin collins

i really hope he gets a ring

why not

That big european guy who started over him sucked mad dick in the title game

because the water there is filled with parasites

Blazies looking good but if they dont separate soon they're not gonna make it

Don't remind me

Your gf has excellent taste.

t. I really really like men

My theory is american whites are so pampered and never had to fight through any real adversity that they just become pussies that cant ball

tap water is shit everywhere and if you drink it you're low IQ unless you have your own well

he a really good defender, very underrated

They go into baseball, hockey and football

One of the few real niggas in the league that actually embraces the challenge of leading his own franchise.

Sve mozes naci buraz. Dosta ih ganja karijere, individualnost, i nezavisnost, ali ima i tih tradicionalnih. Ti bi neku mjesovitu cini mi se lel.

Kanter is based

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Shouldn't they be dominating sprinting among Europeans?

What is it, the fuckin hair cut? Kek

>that nasty ass white girl with dreadlocks in the crowd
absolute state of this disgusting city. wipe it off the map

His hair is great and he also have a very aesthetic face. His stature and body type are sexy as fuck too.

thats your future whiboi

this game is by far the best game of the 2nd round

>Slippy B

lmaoooooooo

The face too

fuck

IM OPEN
IM OPEN
IM OPEN
IM OPEN
FUCK

HAHAHAHA

BEASLEY

they are so common in Denver, it's revolting

in attitude not athleticism

get an infowars water filter brother and fight the good fight

Bullshit, CJ got all fucking ball.

lmfao Aminu what is you doing

every time cj moccollum is on the tv my gf stops watching lol

There are way more fags on spee than I thought

My theory is that white Americans feel fear around black men, a bit emasculated since every American grows up being told black men are naturally more masculine and physically Dominating. When you come into a physical context expecting your opponent to beat you, you're already halfway beaten.

>plumlee making free throws
nuggets sweep incoming

denver is so boring. hoping they get bounced

its not really a conspiracy he's right its shit everywhere

>have male interest/understanding of sports
>lust after the athletes like women
Checks out.

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What time it is

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Sloppy turnovers.

Das' homophobic mayne. Also a thought crime. How do we make such hate speech illegal in this gloriously free country?

who signs Kanter in the offseason, bros? Blazers might sign him and start him for most of the season until Nurkic comes back

halftime. time to fap

>murray
kill me

Literally the worst opinion

Based karlie

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>murphy
dumb ballhog leaf

HOW DO YOU AIRBALL A LAYUP

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where is his dick?

Why do the nuggets players keep falling down?

Dame would make the cutest mixed babies with either one of those fine females

How tall is that hoe 6'7?

>Niggets 3 on 1 fastbreak to end the half
>the zoomer leaf chucker takes it himself and doesn't even draw iron
The ABSOLUTE state of this league

>3 on 1 break
>keep the ball and airball the layup

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Either that bitch is fucking tall as shit or Dame lies about being 6'3"

It always amazes me how little NBA "analysts" appreciate Jokic's skill. Shaq says he's "one of" the best passing big men in the game today, not even all-time. Kenny compares his passing to guys like Brad Daugherty and Marc Gasol, and is insulted if Sabonis is brought up. He's usually tagged with "one of the best passing big men of all time" or "in today's game", but I've never heard anyone say he's one of the greatest passing PLAYERS, not just big men. Anyone who has seen him play for more than 5 games will say he's one of the greatest passers of all time, not just big men, and certainly not just of this generation.

Wherever he wants it inside me :)

how do i trim my chest? do i just take a gillette and scrape it off?

Sabonis' passing was legendary. Every guy on the Dream Team said they couldn't believe what they were seeing when they played him.

>top NBA player
>gets jogged by a Slav woman

So this is the power of the black American BVLL

> Asian women
White losers fetish

> skinny blonde girls

Loser black fetish

So nither

all the semen on the floor

fat white and overrated

>gilette
only if you're a cuck

only fags shave anything but their face, and even shaving your face is kind of gay since that tradition was invented by pederasts who wanted to be more attractive to younger males

>white Americans
>WHITE

More than half of white americans have mexican, black, jewish or amerindian blood. Makes them feel more inferior.

>black men are naturally more masculine and physically Dominating.

Kek. Blacks have the highest rate of homosexuality among all races. Not to mention they like to fuck around tranners and animals.

damn bruh chill

As opposed to Apemond who's fat, black, and overrated?

Passing is by far the easiest skill to develop so who really cares.

i'm way too fucking hairy, i don't mind having hair in my body but it's just too much, when i get sweaty it gets all itchy and shit, i need to at least trim it

Dame is like 6'0 without shoes but listed as 6'3" with shoes. Westbrook is listed as 6'3" but is actually 6'5" with shoes.

shaving your balls makes everything ball related feel way better. You ever had a chick suck on your freshly shaven sack? Shit feels amazing

... what ?

Nothing more masculine than dominating another man.

do they pre-record these on-court edits with kenny or are they actually done live?

>check sabonis passing highlights
>they're inferior to jokic passing highlights
well?

>blacks are the most homophobic but also the most homosexual race
Why is that? Is it because their sex drive is always turnt all the way up?

live dumbass

If it was so easy, why are the Blazers so bad at it tonight?

I've tried trimming them a bit but I'm way too scared to attempt fully shaving them

this has to be live

>gillette
might as well put the razor up yer butt using that shit

>i'm way too fucking hairy
Me too, but you gotta just deal with it. Don't shave your body, because shaving your face is already gay enough.

Gay.

Body hair is disgusting and shouldn't exist.

posting from the shower rn bros lmao might just watch the second half here

Shoes don't add more than an inch unless they're Robert downey shoes

shit was hilarious.
when the series is over we can look back at this play and realize its a perfect summary of the entire thing

Body hair is hot as fuck. But then I'm the faganon that really really likes men so I don't know what women think of it.

nah thats actually pretty homo and feminine lol, masculinity isnt defined by brute force and physical domination thats a modern abomination, it has more to do with virtue and nobility of spirit

haha post a pic of your dick lol

Which part of Portland are you from lads?

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kek'd at robert downey shoes

t. manfucker

>tfw Shaw used to dunk that same fastbreak 1v3

It's the NBA where you have the 5'10 Barea listed as 6'0

Men fucking men is the future of the human race. We will soon find out how to make females completely useless.

women here don't really like it, they say i shouldn't shave all the hair in my body because i would look like a faggot, but i should at least trim it.

You want an all time great status only 4 years in??
Jesus christ you Nuggets fans are morons. Things like this is why you get shit on so fucking hard

corvallis

youtube.com/watch?v=GKBtMLOC2oU

Based game thread

Now all we need is the sister-loving hue

yesterday i shaved my ass for the first time properly. had a mirror on the floor beneath my balls so i could see the reflex and then did it all with a gillette. honestly it feels so good to have a nice hairless ass i recommend to you guys

haha 8==D~~

>based shower poster

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Barea lied about his height on purpose so scouts wouldn't just look at the job application and write him off

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Milwaukie

Talk to us again in a few days when that shit starts growing back and gets itchy as fuuuuuuuck

Will they just complain about it being too scratchy if you trim it? They're women after all

trapping defense

me on the left

this bro enjoy it while you can

We'll keep a few women fucking women as some occasional Cirque de Soleil type entertainment

i don't think so, the ones i know aren't really that type of girls lol, but who knows

JUST SPLASH LIKE THE ICE ON THE WRIST

BRRRRT BRRRRT

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Hillsboro

just apply some baby powder for the first couple of days post shave

>Men fucking men is the future of the human race. We will soon find out how to make females completely useless.

t. tranner chaser

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Cool. Try it out 1st I guess and see what happens from there

based Nurkic sitting at home watching the game and telling anons how to properly shave their ass

context?

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Wrong. The entire purpose and wiring on men is to make others submit, allowing them to establish dominance as an alpha.
Making other men submit is the epitome of men.

just helping my niggas stay fresh

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Leave it to the most powerful race to share with us their expertise in such matters desu

Only degenerate cupcakes would think this is ok

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I never expected Murray to be this good. Him and Jokic's games were made for each other. Nugs are gonna be legit for the next decade with these two.

Vancouver, WA

Kanter balling rn

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imagine not having jokic

Murray is way too streaky and shot happy. And Yokic needs to get better at defense. But they both have pretty unique skillsets as far as zoomers go

better than having chicken legs like me ;_;

I want the 7 to 8 man rotation meme to die already.

Not looking good for portland

kek

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It's superman prime!

No worries, Dame time incoming

Gresham

Same

SPORTS FANS ARE GEARING UP AT NBA STORE.COM

boulder

>come back from taking a fat shit
>Blazies suddenly down 10
what the fuck bros

LIKE GRAVY ON A BISCUIT

when craig is playing good it's game over baby

which part? I'm on the east side by the 205

lillard hasn't done anything this quarter

You were only needed to beat OKC. No one needs you any further in the playoffs. Die in 4.

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Blazers need to spread the floor

>mfw I know my Blazies are still winning tonight

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east I think. Orchards

lol. you're down the street from me then.

can they somehow stop the Nuggets offense? they're scoring in nearly every fucking possession

George Mican now he was a real center

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Jokic learning them Harden moves

Nurkic can

collins looks like a prepubescent boy wtf

Poor Zach gets refballed everytime on defense. I just want to give him a hug and a kiss.

reminder Torrey Craig was playing Australia ball 2 years ago now he's starting in playoff games

King of the twinks

Seeing him makes my butthole loosen

Kanter is fucking kino

The nuggets are for real you faggots

2 great offensive centers that can't defend each other going at it, have we ever seen this?

it sure is become a society in here

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>mfw someone ironically calls jokic a fraud

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Jokic is the entire Nuggets offense.

>Damien "I'm open so I'll chuck it" lillard

Blazers finna get dabbed on.

he's still a kid, this would be his jr year in college

I wish I was Nikola Jokic

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Why don't the Blazers put Collins on Yokic?

Leonard looks a little lost

Collin too skinny, Jokic too fat

Jokic breaking ankles

Meyers Leonard doing his best impression of his brother Kawhi

Yokic has a man body. Collins is still developing.

>Jokic in charge of dribbling

That fucking layup

>JOKIC BREAKING HIS OWN ANKLES

Fuck Harries take it easy on them nigga

that play was fucking amazing

someone webm that

Spin to win

HOW DID HE DO THAT???

Yeah, his

Who is the memer with the tattoos on the Nuggets bench? Does he even fucking play?

im really worried the nugs won't keep jamal murray because his contract will be too much

God someone get Leonard outta there

Comfiest game thread this playoffs, probably because few people bandwagon these two teams desu.

>you now know what the NBA was like without bandwagoners

Make some room for my white boi

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Based chubby.

wut
they absolutely will

>serbian
>white

Harris staking a claim for being Kobe's son

Hernangomez he played alot early season when Denver had 3 starters injured, hasn't played alot in playoffs

>mfw just found out me and Zach Collins share a birthday
>mfw I live in Portland

I'm making it a mission to celebrate a birthday with him.

So what, he is eminently replaceable

>Carryout Insurance on a pizza
Do people really use that?

>serbistanis appear out of nowhere as soon as jokic is doing good
uhh

If the Blazers can get Mirotic/stretch 4 in the offseason with a healthy Nurk they can be real nice next year

I actually follow the game. Im sorry Im not hardcore forchanner like you.

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I'm assuming he is more Croat than Serb percentage wise though, same with Subasic.

Was there ever a time when he wasn't doing good?

Nothing says supporting your mother like alcohol poisoning and dependence

They won't since free agents avoid this place like the plague and we still have one more year of Evan Tuner and his worst contract in NBA history

i hope you're right, i don't know how much cap space they have and they already have jokic on a frachise contract and barton is on contract too. they have to pay milsap too

Colorado seems like a good state according to the movies i watched... lots of blonde girls riding horses

would you rather warm the bench for portland or denver?

and mountain lions

denver, portland is a liberal shithole

Portland so that one user would include me in his realest niggas in the nba pasta

pre warriors dynasty really was a nice time

Been a lot of soft calls this game for both teams.

yeah that's a wrap, no way the Blazers are coming back from this

No way Denver blows it

never date a girl who has horses
portland. keep that manlet IT and his cancer away from me.

whos the better blazer..Lillard or Clyde the glide

Refball dynastys aren't real dynasties desu

So is Denver, maybe not quite as bad but it is getting to be awful.

Oof nice block

DAME
A
M
E

He's always playing good you mutt.

Oh shit, the flag police is here.

Bill Walton

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>that flag
>this post
posto kaka

Why not date a girl with horses? Farm girls might be trad

Oh oh

Probably portland because it's my favorite part of the country

If he keeps driving like that, he is going to end up like Nurk OR Playoff P

Of course someone finally gets a stop against millsap one on one and terry takes him out

>posts that din't age well

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Turner's a pretty good defender but his offense is beyond shit

roll

Niggaz hatin on Nuggs to much. But God will forgive you

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I'm surprised they don't just play stoner music every break in the Nuggets' arena.

Would have had Portland as champion favorites had nurkic not got hurt. Shame this year is a wash for them.

yeah, like, i would like to know what is like to have a redneck gf, might be cute af

nigga they are not paying millsap 30m on the team option next year, he's getting a new contract or he gone since MPJ is coming

based post

THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!

YOU GOT DAMIAN "HOLD ON AFTER I HIT THIS WET ASS JUMPER I'M GONNA DROP THE HOTTEST MIX TAPE OF 2019" LILLARD

CJ "AFTER I BUTTFUCKED DUKE I BUTFUCKED AUSTIN RIVERS GIRL" MCCOLLUM

JUSUF "I'LL PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY MOTHER FUCKING MANTLE" NURKIC

AL-FAROUQ "I LOOK SO SLEEPY CAUSE I REFUSE TO BE WOKE" AMINU

MO "SHUT YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH MY D AND DROP TREYS IN YOUR RETARDED FACE" HARKLESS

ENES "POLITICAL EXILE STATUS DON'T MEAN SHIT WHEN I'M ASS RAMING YOUR FRONT COURT" KANTER

RODNEY "I PLAYED LIKE SHIT IN CLEVELAND CAUSE FUCK HELPING THAT BITCH LEBRON" HOOD

JAKE "OUT WORKING YOU ON THE COURT AND FINISHING STRONG IN YOUR MOM" LAYMAN

EVAN "I GET PAID TO RUN THE BEST BENCH IN THE LEAGUE" TURNER

ZACH "TELL YOUR SISTER TO STOP CALLING ME I'M BUSY SHITTIN ON THESE BITCHES" COLLINS

MEYERS "7 FOOT TALL JUSTIN BEIBER" LEONARD

YOU GOT "PUT ME IN THE REALEST NIGGAS PASTA" user

HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA!

JUST ANOTHER FUCKIN DAY IN RIP CITY!

If Zach Collins doesn't have baby hands, he would be much better.

Would Denver even be an 8th seed without Jokic, how tf does this team even score

PLUMLEY NIGGA

HAHAHAHAHAHAH WHO /MILE HIGH/ HERE

What a block by bae

FLAGRANT

MPJ might be great but he could also throw his back out easily... I hope he doesn't

He hasn't been ready for like 80% of passes to him all year. At some point he needs to realize they expect him to score some points.

Not even basketball players can get perfect genes

STOP FUCKING CHOKING POSESSIONS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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his dad is a serb & mom croat so according to balkan logic he's a serb

Your 2019 Denver Nuggers MVP

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They'd be lottery bound 100%

Kek what the fuck CJ?

>fistbumps the ref
Was it autism?

IS HIS NOSE GONNA BE OK????

no it was alcoholism

On the nose

>thats a flagrant
Jesus the nunba is so fuckng soft

>posts that didn't age well

Plumdog going HARD in the paint

i love plumdog

theyre crazy and will always love their horses more than you. horses also take a shitload of time to keep. Farm girls are fine. not all farms raise or use horses. no spoiled rich bitch though man stay away.

still the same shit, unfortunately

I know your are retarded but even you cannot possibly deny that was a legit flagrant 1 if you are being honest with yourself.

>white
>can jump
Why? Is he a bleached nog?

NOTHING BUT FAGGOTS PLAY TODAY I MISS THE 90'S

horses are a waste of resources unless they're for plowing fields or pulling heavy loads, no need for horses as personnel transportation since there are bicycles, cars, and other shit

Literally rooting for Portland and that was a blatant foul

Niggaz be hating and shit. But Im glad he is proving you all wrong

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Appreciate it brother. City guy, so I have no knowledge of this stuff.

He's a Hoosier

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agreed

Whos ball?

Lillard's shots are all short his legs must be tired as fuck. He would stick to passing and driving.

>Taking a three and getting your own board
Yeah this is done

imagine the numbers barkley would put up today with how easy it is to get a foul called

based Suns poster

>mfw I have a picture of me as a baby in a baby Suns bomber jacket during the '93 playoffs

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Friendly reminder nine of the top 10 all time players by playoff PER are boomers (MJ, Mikan, LeBron, Shaw, Hakeem, CP3, Duncan, Barkley, Dirk).

basketball-reference.com/leaders/per_career_p.html

Aminu fucking sucks

love how scrappy both teams are. both work so hard.

i was 11 when they 92 dream team played, was a big fan of jordan and barkley back then

Jokic has a 31.2 PER in the playoffs so far, shows that the stat is meaningless.

both teams going full spaghetti

old ass

Age ain't nothing but a number.

at least im young at heart

FAKE
#3
SEED

ok so don't breath on Jokic, gotcha

Harkless just can't get a break tonight

man the nurkic injury fucked em' for this series especially.

the refs hate jokic and barely ever call fouls on him

REFS ARE NIGGERS
REFS ARE NIGGERS
REFS ARE NIGGERS
REFS ARE NIGGERS
REFS ARE NIGGERS

The fact that there is exactly one fucking zoomer on this list doesn't though.

Harkless is gonna come out and nail a bunch of 3s next game.

Nuggets scored in like every fucking possession, they couldn't stop them at all

JOKIC SITTING IN THE PAINT FOR 10 SECONDS

>jokic might end up the best nugget of all time
damn another L for Carmelo's legacy

These are the two most "Sure, why not?" teams in the league.

If you took all the best traits from Jokic and Tim Duncan would you have the perfect NBA player?

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Are these balls greased? No one seems to be able to handle them.

>zoomers have no argument yet again
>m-m-muh age
Pathetic.

jokic shat on nurkic so they were doomed either way, wouldn't be as bad as now but still

carmelo was a ball hog and jokic elevates his whole team

Melo isn't the best all time nugget ever to begin with.

Not Billups?

What a joke. I'm going to bed

HARRIS
A
R
R
I
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Damian Lilblocked

I think so

melo wasn't even the best nugget the year he finally got out of the first round

>OKC lost in 5 games to this Blazers team

TURKROACH BTFO

NUGGET RACE CONFIRMED SUPERIOR

MJ and Shaw

Billups only played for like 3 seasons with the nuggets. It is Alex English.

>tfw Lakers fan but pretend to be a fan of the winning team after every playoff game so I can shitpost and make fun of the losers

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Fat Lever was a beast too

Blazers had the Westbrook in their team

NIGGER REFS
NIGGER REFS
NIGGER REFS

man this just makes my thundies seem like even bigger bums kill me

I would expect nothing less from a Lakers fan

Right. Before my time. How good was Mutombo on the Nuggets?

>curry

he was the ultimate shot blocker

its where he made his name
this is the answer

He was great, my all time favorite nugget.

good enough to win that 1v8 series against seattle

The Blazers cry out as they strike you

Kucks all them nibbaz L:MAO

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Do you get a ring if you never play a game due to injury?

Nope

technically you can get a ring if you were on the team for 1 minute during the season and got cut, so yeah

if you're officially on the roster i think you do

even rookies who ride the bench all year get a ring

its over, beast mode unlocked, all that matters now is that all his guards don't go cold at the same time

assuming the nuggets win this series, do you guys think they have any chance against the dubs or rockets? or are they getting swept in 4/5 by both?

'>Get a free ride to a ring just because you fell low enough in the draft
A little based

nuggets v raptors is a certainty

Both those teams are their worse matchup this season, the coach really needs to gameplan and the team needs to get inspired for them to pull it off

>that flag
>that post

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white and based