Dodgers @ Giants Game Thread

Down 0-2, no problem

Bean munce

Giantsfriends, have you guys given up on this season already?

I am at peace with the universe if that answers your question

Pantone294 outchea

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>That one phillies guy

Based value-minded tourists are welcome to our bleachers any time

Not at all. We have the best defensive team in the league, a good staff ERA, and a lot of talent in the minors

Orale!

Ah, the fat cholo look. Bad optics

Ya rly

Crawford needs to get out of his slump

Where’s my Bay Area dodger frends?

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GOT EM

GOT HIS ASS

>running on the MVP

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Every year you guys always have 1-2 guys up here for school

>all those empty seats

I always knew SF was fairweather as fuck but god damn

They can't even afford bathrooms to shit in, let alone go to baseball games.

>this is the fanbase that bullies dodgers fans for leaving in the 7th

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Everyone's favorite asslicker shows his face and immediately shit spills out of his mouth

How many of you are going to kill themselves when it's found out Bellinger roids?

There's more dodgers fans there than jints

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>Doyer fans leave in the 7th to beat the traffic
>Gnats fans don't bother to show up so they don't have to deal with the traffic

Belli's a good boi, he would never cheat.

But he hasn't changed size like Barry did.

Any chance to escape their warzone wasteland home to a safe human society

Doyers fans are pure cancer

He used Horse steroids or some shit. Ryan Braun and Jenrry Mejia both roided and haven't hulked out.

>posey survived that foul tip to the face

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Man, you don't want to be in that fat fuck's way when he hits it..

>Busted Pussy
That faggot ruined plays at the home plate because he had a leg made of glass. I hope he takes 98 fastball to the face

giants seeing the slant well, getting unlucky for the most part

>that one time the rule helped the dodgers in the NLCS

nice wood by kike

this is the lineup that we be starting in the world series.

maybe switch seager and bellinger

lol that maeda heckler

this heckler is driving me crazy

good grab by pillar

ah much better

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Will the Thrill and Pat the Bat sighted just chilling and being based, business as usual

Alright manfred, send out the juiced balls already

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Based
Operation Tourist Landmine is a success

Oh shit this is real

I'm in Santa Cruz
its bad here also.

>have to beat traffic to make it to mt.dodger , all thru one road
>jint fans have multiple ways to attend games even by boat yet don't bother to show up

Maeda gonna implode in this inning

Too many fucking homeless, you can't just round them up and gas them or anything. Doesn't help that mentally ill people get bussed into the Bay every day

MUNCED!

DEFENSIVELY MUNCED

Imagine sitting next to those hecklers for the entire game

also:
Based Muncy

WEW

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Expect the cholos to silence him soon. Also holy shit Maeda is getting lucky tonight

we had a camp for them (shit looked like a refugee camp) but they are all going to be evacuated Friday morning.
When this happens they will probably go into the State Parks which is where I work so it will be a bit of a pain having to deal with more of them.

>Just about everyone cheering after that Maeda K

Are we in San Fran or LA?

maeda with a lot of luck thru 5

we're still scoreless here at at&t

Since we are trading Bumgarner, what will you guys give us for him?

turner time

RISP time

Time for >risp

The jints can't sell out anymore unless out-of-towner fans show up and cheer for the opposing team.

i would like to see him with the dbacks

M V P
V
P

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BELLINGOD

BELLI RBI

This is what the Gnats get for pulling their starter

Down 0-2, no problem.

I used to work with doctors and therapists who provided health services to the homeless. Every major case came from out of state and most of them said they were either placed on a bus without knowing where they were going, or were given a free bus ticket to anywhere they wanted to go, and they chose SF. The more aware ones remember being told to come here because with our budget we'd be able to give them a fighting chance to survive unlike other cities with fewer social services. I don't work there any more but I think SF has actually had to resort to bussing people back out.

Belli new Trout confirmed

Bellinger actually gets hits and drives in runs when it matters, though.

M A D M A X

Who can even stop the Dodgers this year? Houston?

my day is ruined

Muncy

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The usual suspect

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To be fair, has Trout ever been in a position where it "really" matters?

>pull starter 2+ innings early in a shutout
>reliever immediately gets shelled
is it manager swap day?

Accurate

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yelich and the brew crew own you

the 2018 WS Champion Red So....

t.

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LOL you're not even trying. Here's a courteous (You).

he and grandal combined only lost them 1
laughable amounts of umpball took the other 2

>gaysconsin
kek

The Cards being on top of the Central is a bad omen, maybe...

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You know, if the Giants played hard against the rest of the league as they do against the Dodgers maybe they wouldn't have been such a trash fire the last couple of years.

Roberts is a puppet, all those retarded pitching changes come straight from the FO.

they took 2 out 3 in the 1st series and lost 3 out 4 in the 2nd series. Dodgers won 4-3, just like the NLCS.

Posey dabbing on you yet again.

damn even posey's old now

yelich and grandal still sharted on you. pitching let us down

That gaysconsin fan doesn't even know how many games his gay crew has played.

Bellinger's stats are better than Yelich's.

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alexander is a prissy fagatron

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Grandal always starts the season hot. He'll fall to shit somewhere in the middle of May like he always does, have fun with the DPs and passed balls user.

defensively = yes

yelich is a better pure hitter though, and bellinger was awful last year so let's see him do it for more than 4 weeks.

dubs and Alexander blows the lead

Considering the Cubs have bounced back even with inconsistent starting pitching, a dumpster fire bullpen and the top of the line up failing to produce. If they can fix all that, you're looking at another 2016 run.

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Yelich is a dome baby, look at where he gets a vast majority of his home runs and big hits. Miller Park.

fresh new litter for the little pussy wussy cat

his WRc+ is still well above average on the road, plus he just went yard on the road yesterday vs. the Mets.

Let's see bellinger keep up that low K rate, i highly doubt it but we'll see

what did the marlins even get for yelich lmao

>His second home run as a visiting team
>Just stat padded off the Cardinals in their first series.

money in Jeters' pockets

marlins are the jets of the mlb.. just nuke the franchise and move it to vancouver already

right...

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Damn this offense is putrid. How the fuck are these major league hitters?

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Bellinger's a monster, he can't keep getting away with it!

he's had a good month, but we'll see those stats normalize any day now. plus all the counting numbers will go to belli because he's in a better offense and will get more ABs and RBI chances

and this is without adding belli's stats tonight

COPE

I'm starting to think that none of them are.

Christ, it took the jints 25 GAMES JUST TO SCORE A RUN IN THE FIRST INNING FUCK

we'll settle this in october mate... if you get there

how do the shit tier fans keep finding the mic

>tfw it's been so long since your last hit that you forgot how to run the bases

just leave gaysconsin, there's no way the pooers are gonna make it

Freese is retarded lul.

damnit freese

Dodgers are winning the west easily, it is the broors that aren't a sure thing with the cards winning the central.

have fun getting embarrassed by the astros again

Freese got cold feet going to 2nd base

Cubs would booty blast both these teams

Stretch szn

I still wonder how the Giants thought it was a good idea to put the bullpen shit on the field as if it was still 1880

>tripping and falling on your own field

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The real MVP knows this is a marathon and not a sprint.

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kys zoomer

DOO EET

I've got it, let's take 2 of our 3 best starters statistically and completely fuck up their game by converting them to short relievers

ACTION CHANGE-UP

ALL ABOARD
AH HA HA HA

ACTIVATE IT

i aint even mad at roberts ruining stripling's season dumping him back into the relief role
just appreciating having an actual catcher. if grandal were still there it'd be 2-2 right now off those balls in the dirt

welp, there goes the lead lads

Genius

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Maddon laughs at this.

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>Busted Pussy

I'm an Oracle and you heard it hear first

Busted Pussy strikes out.

LONGOAT

Stripling sucks. His run last year was a meme.

Every fucking time

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YES FUCKS YES

BASED LONGO

yelich would have thrown him out at home

Nice bullpen management there Doyers

>Longo being clutch
nice.

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>he hasnt given up a run in like forever
>proceeds to give up a million and a half runs

He was memeing similarly this year though too. Gotta ride it until it blows up like it did in the all star game

omg this! our cubbies would destroy them!

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based beardman to the cubbie!

mfw maddon becomes Giants manager next season

Clown world brotha

>only down 1 run with the MVP on our side
Not even worried

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he has learned from the master pedro baez. come in, score everybody already on base, then close out the inning.
0 ER baby

Fear the Beard

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just find kershit and put him in

will old friends puig and madbum have a moment when they meet later this week

When he chokes, I'm going to funpost a lot.

no one cares cuck

I'm more curious if Puig will pick a fight with the Cubs since he already tried to brawl with the entire Pirates line up.

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>facing the best bullpen in the majors
yea I'm a bit worried desu

When the fuck did Turner become the king of strike 3 looking

The absolute madman

all cubs faggots should be stabbed, and jay baez should be deported

This heckler is a meme

"Christian Yelich MVPP"

Oh God please no.

He wanted no part of the MVP

>Not challenging Bellinger
Cowards

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I remember we used to always heckle Bonds at Dodgers stadium

BAAAARRRRRRYYYYYY BAAAARRRRRYYYYY

>Back to back walks
It's like a Cubs game, but with much more shitty announcers.

the inflatable pill bottles

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I agree the giants announcers are shit but nowhere near as shit as the cusb.

I'd take either of them over the Dodgers, easily some of the worst broadcasters in the league. Still an upgrade over that bum Scully who was only good to listen to if you wanted to cure insomnia.

I'd be smiling too if I got to work or play at one of the best stadiums in the country.

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Is this you?

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going to chicago this weekend, should i go to a cubs or white sox game

>Kelly
>double

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>get free beer before the game
>piss cups and troughs for letting it out during the game
"best"

good ol' Joe 'a double and a homer' Kelly

Cubs game because it's going to be against the Cardinals.

Mad at dah Cubs

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>come to our game because this better team will also be there
cusb or cucks?

nobody is mad at the cubs, you're just a faggot

>Implying the Cubs won't sweep the Tardinals, take back first place and restore balance to the NL Central.

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I would go to a cubs game just to see the piss cups

Mad at dah Cubs

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joe kelly solo HR w/ 2 outs in the 9th to tie the game

balance in the nl central is the kind of thing you establish over 108 years

>Cucks
We call those Giant fans

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If Bellinger is so good, why isn't he batting in the 9th?

beat la? or be la? who gives a shit about your faggy alliance

nobody cares about the cubs, the cubs have less rings than the fucking pirates and reds. go back to the basement you fucking queer

>tayshit

why take out verdugo wtf

>CT3
nice move roberts

Why the fuck is Taylor in instead of Verdugod?

Mad at dah Cubs

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muh matchups I'm guessing

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Horrible at bat by taylor and they didn't even need to pinch hit for verdugo with the pitchers spot coming up

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When your 'starter' can't even go one inning in relief without giving up the lead.

Fucking russell martin you better do something take one in the back or at least call posey a bed wetter

I never want to see CT3 over Verdugo ever again. He's washed and his ABs are some of the worst I've ever seen.

>mfw they've tried to confiscate that thing so many times and fucking failed

>doyers
what happened to piss boi?

Mad at dah Cubs

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He was here for a bit late last season and for some of the playoffs but fucked off later

DOO EET

i would fly it anytime the cubs play, cubs fans are spread out like aids so they're everywhere

i think hes the gnats guy

Pissboi is the gnats guy

gg jints cya tomorrow

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>Choke Pedershit
GG Doyers

(You)

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well, time for The Show gg gints

Mad at dah Cubs

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I don't think it's either of them, but I do think it's a Cub fan who has his sights on the Giants 24/7 for some reason. I think he's still really proud of the 2016 NLDS.

I get the feeling that CT3 is on his last legs and that they're sending him out there to figure it out before sending him down by the end of May.

ok i'm finally 100% convinced cubs and their "fans" are lowest reddit tier

Most reddit team/fanbase in the league and it's not even close

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this is baseball, not golf, joc!