/hoc/

We move on to the next most meme worthy team.

I prefer it when people are white

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Fuck off Randy id rather root for the fucking leafs or >rags

>/hoc/ literally praising homosexuality
this is what happens when all of the good teams, except for boston, are memed out of the playoffs in the first round.

>that commercial for mk11
>lose audience with shitty sleepy rap at reveal
>lose more with muslim woman designs
>lose even more because fans are catching onto your jew ways
>try to appeal to og fans by using the movie theme and not showing any of the females
sad

youtube.com/watch?v=OgCTwTV-IQ4

getzlaf 2.0

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apple sauce

>JOHNNY ON THE SPOT

Getzlaf and Thornton are good jumbo playmakers. Better than all the weak twinks nowadays

...

Hopefully the overdose crisis gets even worse

have solid food

Hoping for the same desu. I'd like for the housing market and rush hour traffic to thin out a bit

Good evening. /MostSuccessfulCanadianTeaminThe21stCentury/ nation

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if she makes eye contact it means she likes you right?

Good evening, future bitch

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Sean is in the raptors thread go there and laugh at him

Why would I care about apehoop?

FUCK ANIME
FUCK THE SHARKS
FUCK THE KNIGHTS
FUCK THE PREDDITORS

Top 10 biggest penises in hockey
10. Jamie benn
9. Seth Jones
8. Jordan eberle
7. Pk subban
6. Keith yandle
5. Patrick Kane (rape size)
4. Dustin byufglin
3. Alex ovechkin
2. Mike Hoffman
1. Cam Atkinson

Top 10 smallest penises in hockey
10. Johnny gaudreau
9. Connor mcdavid
8. Johnathon toews
7. John Tavares
6. Brad Marchand
5. Steven stank is
4. Ryan suter
3. Taylor hall
2. Erik karllson (doesn’t even work lmao)
1. Sidney Crosby

good chance
what the fuck were you doing in a niggerjump thread

Shan't be meandering over to povertyhoop generals.

Name one thing Finlad has ever contributed to our /hoc/ community

s
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spurdo spardew

I don't have any reason to hate you now, friend.

bulju

Why don't you go back there and stay. Hockey is not for floorsqueak lovers

speaking as somebody completely unfamiliar with the franchise, it looks pretty good. Raiden especially

feet

Dis nigga over here talkin' bout other mans penisis. Nigga u gay fuck outta here wit dat shit

Procents

who here /who here/?

>he doesn’t compare his penis with his brethren

Jesus this game has gotten dirty now

Who

desu, I don't either. Just trying to foster a rivalry atmosphere for future shitposting purposes fren

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what's the seattle team called again?

never forget

Xheattle Dickgirls

Looking forward to the game threads

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rain city bitch pigeons

who /flipping to Raw/ during intermission here

sockeye

that logo fucking sucks m8

seattle thunderbirds

seattle seahockeys

not until later ya simp

B I T C H P I G E O N S

hopefully

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Come find me in /cric/ for bumsex ;)

seattle onions

its literally on right now ya dingus

the sudbury-thunder bay cutterwailers

Seattle Shotgunners

smallest penises in /hoc/

1. oilers fans
2. flamers fans
3. buffalo fans
........
9999. laffs fans
...........
999999999. sean

Have sex.

oilers fans have the #1 smallest penis while sean has the least smallest?

Have masturbation

based super sized schlong sean

I will, thanks fren

why do wwe interviews always act like massive bitches? is it just vince playing out his contempt for the media?

brilliant

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yeah i guess. i fucked it up.

This doesn't sound like hockey

had sex

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Footfags deserve to get checked from behind by Pronger.

just had sex with my hand

kek

typical male, fucking things that cant say no

my digits confirm a teds stanlee cup

What would you do with the cup if you brought it to your hometown?

fill it with 1 weeks worth of constant jacking off and pay 3 hookers to drink it all

caps fan, btw

Left or right?

>caps fan, btw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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fuck you, at least we have a cup

Reminder that it took 12 years for Tampa to win a cup and the only reason it happened was because torts was the coach
He’s literally a god
Torts is winning a cup this season
It’s absolutely happening i cannot fucking wait, torts is a master tactician and should be crowned king of the world

his name is torts and he looks like a tortoise

what a based fella tbqh

lol you have a literal meme cup. imagine being proud of beating a BRAND NEW EXPANSION TEAM

we literally had the hardest path to the cup in the past decade, neck yourself. vegass was the easiest part of it all, i'll give you that

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Reminder that the Stanley cup used to be a bowl

>lol caps have no cups
>lol the cup doesn't count cause reasons
The state of yinzers

>we literally had the hardest path to the cup in the past decade
i know you just started watching hockey last year, but the western conference in the early 2010s was a completely different beast

you had to play an exhausted pittsburgh team and a meme expansion franchise. meme cup.

im a leafs fan

That would be ever more pathetic

It literally still is a bowl.

been a fan of the caps for the past 7 years, since ovechkin came in.

>exhausted pens
did you watch the series?

fuck you were winning the cup next year

yeah they were coming off two straight finals wins; the team was exhausted

wasted but checked

It’s a cup now because it’s height is larger than the width

No you aren't lmao

cups are just a codeword for bowls desu

lmao stay mad, I bet you actually live in shittsburgh

I'm going back on reddit, at least the discussion is lively there. all you guys do is spam ted and post that fucking frog in different hats

stay scared faggot

wont be missed

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based craps fan running back home

and dykepuck but to be fair, I think the guy who spammed it is dead

>been a fan of the caps for the past 7 years,
>since ovechkin came in.
what

Reminder that pulju isn’t in the playoffs but Dubois is

smell >our nuts

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life isnt fair

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he didnt receive superior coaching like dubois

I like to reddit post/space sometimes just to cause butthurt.

Nothing personal, kiddos

only thing I'm scared of is you guys offing yourselves after another first round exit pushes you into despair

for me, its posting anime girls of teams i don't root for

For me its ministering the Gospel to my /hoc/ lads

where the FUCK is the mommy feet?

The gospel of our lord's true team.

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>3-1
>3-0

for me, it's discussing the games and my team in complete sincerity

this guy actually out here lmao

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for me, it's ted

>TAINT POOIS

Based cogs

>4 PowerPlay goals
>4 minutes

user i hate to say it, but mommy feet will never be delivered

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>mexican
>behind the bench seats for the wrong team
>doesn't even wear a jersey, just a shirt
Golden Kniggers really are the most plastic fanbase

DallASS can't even hold on to a tie

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Neither did toronto against boston

NOT ONE
NOT TWO
NOT THREE
BUT FOUR

>actually throwing your overpriced beer onto the ice
Disgusting.

AND ITS TIED AGAIN

Is this the biggest meme game of the second round?

Tyler Seguin ties it up for beeg d
>steers n queers are charging

one more fan fight and yes

psyche

Best answer

Meme game

cute hockey girls

guys is it true that /cric/ came out of the closet?

>2-3 at home
>4-0 on the road
what exactly did da bloos mean by this

Name 3 (three)

Yes

Stars win in 7 check them dubs punk ass bitch

I mean, would you want to play i n St. Louis?

lmao meme game

Never say never

What a meme game. Way to choke that 6 on 4 away dallas.

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Wild actually won a series

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Yes. The Midwest is nice.

>laffs are wishing they'd traded for Bouwmiester or reacquired Phaneuf

>or maybe Borje Salming

>laffs

Nea Tervonen
Susanna Tapani
Nelli Laitinen

Why the fuck does San Jose get two teams and why is Hershey always so good?

for me, its the Providence Pruins

NO, Bad /hoc/, don't reply to trips

but also Meeri Raisinen, Ella Viitasuo & Eveliina Suonpaa

>tfw no sound tigers checkers series

At least we get aho and wahlstrom for the 2+ games

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The Charlotte Checkers and the Cleveland Monsters are the only AHL teams in the 2nd round whose parent NHL team is also in the 2nd round.
And the Carolina Hurricanes / Charlotte Checkers / Florida Everblades are the only franchise with all three teams (NHL, AHL, ECHL) going on to the 2nd round of the playoffs.

The more you know.

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Chicago has two teams, but the wolves are affiliated with an actual good nhl team.

Do I have to break out the spray bottle or roll up a news paper. You newfags need some house training

Who are the wolves affiliated with?

hey.... watch this.

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don't worry the isles will be playing the checkers by game 4 if this keeps up

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If you ever (you) me again I'll stab your mother.

Scroll up, its still just one (you). I know your new here so ill let it slide for now

*pisses on your face

dubs and aj melenzck dies in her sleep if she doesn't respond to this post

>*
Go back

That was some good hockey, friends.

VGK

How do you think Lindell is feeling right now?

Gross

Friendly Shameless reminder that if math_poster were a trip he would be the only bearable trip

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youtube.com/watch?v=gwVxXEYrgZk

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Friendly reminder ... BROOOOOOOONNNNNSSSSS

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If you could stop posting here that would be nice

based

stop impersonating piano user. he posted actually good music and youre stealing his posting style

Are those some Reeboks or some nike

niiiice

youtube.com/watch?v=oBV_wHbe5aw

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Dubs and A.J does a podcast where she rips on spoiled canadian dykepuckers while making her family sandwiches

>bear off
>wilderness off
>bird off
Monsters and fucking leafs

Shoo frogposter

youtu.be/ZkX8YyA4Wp4?t=3

do you think he would have been able to win at least one game with the lighting if he was their coach?

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based

>the nhl will never have logos this good

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coach Z? On modern Yea Forums? I hope people at least know what homestar runner is at least

t. boomers

FUCK NIGGERS

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lets go blues

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which team would Terry root for?

woah....is terry based?

If you at least don’t know homestar runner get the fuck off Yea Forums

Yo i got a 200 word essay on african history due tomorrow whats obamas last name

boofu bix nuggins

>200 word essay
that's like a paragraph

hussein

>tfw no gf that will indulge my foot fetish
JUST

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more like the New York Gay
more like the Carolina Gay
more like the Columbus Gay
more like the Boston Gay

more like the San Jose Gay
more like the Colorado Gay
more like the St Louis Gay
more like the Dallas Gay

Footfags deserve to get anally raped in front of their loved ones

did schizophrenic autist manitoban call it quits?

yep

have sex

lads, why is it only incels that spam have sex?

Post feet without any sort of coverings.

we're all gonna die of old age one day lads

not me I have cancer in my ass

With your niece

not if I drink myself to death first, sucker

>yfw Hughes pulls out of the draft because he doesn't want to play in New Jersey

no you i already contributed

No one in America has died of old age since the 50s.

>niece
how oddly specific. is this a fetish of sorts?

your victory has been cancelled, go poos!

gonna go workout. better see you in the showers, /hoc/

>mfw Jack Hughes dad pulls out so Jack is never born

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Why? That’s such a stupid thing because who knows if the devils want to draft that fucking finn

What happens if you eat too much fiber? Been eating a lot of beans recently, make a pound of the dry beans and just add them to meals almost every night.

fag

Congrats, single most retarded post ITT

>implying there is such a thing as dying of old age

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Old age is not an acceptable cause of death. Hasn't been since 1951.

Youll have some giant Torontos, lad

When one is born, for a brief moment one is the youngest person in the world and when one dies, for a brief moment one is the oldest person in the world

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wow i never thought about this before

bad things. I remember eating nothing but popcorn and weetabix while binge watching coronation street with my grandmother. I felt really shitty

the first part is true, the second part is not.

retard

>Hurr durr he died of cancer
>whyd he get cancer?
>because old age
If you're old and you die of natural causes you died of old age.

this is why people mock our education system.

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Go Blues. Win the cup so that Toronto is alone with the longest cup drought please.

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sleeping right now, lads

>he can only be as smart as hi education system
Brainlet

Edmonton please make the playoffs next year so toronto doesn’t go insane and want mcdavid

>when one dies, is the oldest person in the world
Retard. Someone can die at one year old, while some 150 year old chink is still living

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I'll hang this on the fridge so you feel smart

Coilers fan here. I just want a CGY/EDM playoff series before I die. Last one was when I was an infant.

kill yourself retard

>tfw it could’ve happened if analslime didn’t win the division 2 years ago

Reminder anaheim is the WORST team in the playoffs

Turns out /cric/ was merely pretending to have the homosex

>tfw Coilers wouldve easily beat the Predators and lost to Pittsburgh in 7 if not for rigging.

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>still seething albertan

>Albertan in America

Not my fault your team sucks dick in the playoffs and bore me immensely with an old ass kesler and glass perry

They were not beating the preds. you think kesler was annoying, how about mcdavid having arvidsson draped on him while drai has to beat Josi and ekholm

>american flag
You Commiefornians are sure something. The retardation from that state is astounding.
youtube.com/watch?v=hhFvktaub7k
Even punk hippies hate you. Let California fall into the fucking ocean.

who's your team?

The oilers also had used talbot for like 70+ games at that point. He has to be tired as fuck from that workload (if they did advance)

LA, ANA, or Vegas

East coast team, not saying what team. Just saying that your team is garbage whenever I watch the western conference and completely ruins any fun scenarios

>vegas tier crying
>a full 2 years later
>people cant move

Ducks not even in the playoffs and still ravaging asses.

>reddit (2000)
trash album

Oh. Boston. I'm an Oilers fan and I'm rooting for Boston

>not saying what team
real pussy hours

that too

>ruins fun scenarios
>Calgary constantly owned
>it was 3-0
>always lose to preds
>4 game 7 losses after winning 3-2
Not even a ducks fan but they are a "fun" team. You're the shit one.

I mean edmonton could’ve done it and memed past nashville and maybe ottawa would’ve won in that first OT against Pittsburgh and some weird final happens and the snes did win it all. All that could’ve been avoided if the oilers just held onto that 3-0 lead

I actually like it. I think it's their last good album. The one that came out in 1998 was fantastic. I had Adenoid/Tonsil surgery and my dad bought me the album. I didn't like it at first but it's probably my fave Rancid album. Everytime I hear it it gives me awesome nostalgia.

matthews sucks, kiddo

Butterfly effect.
Sens would've won if Toronto didn't rig the Edmonton/Anaheim series.

50% of you suck

Innit wonderful? Same shit could’ve happened in 2016 if the islanders won those two OT games against Tampa, and we could’ve seen the islanders possibly in the final against San Jose. Speculating is always fun

>be canada
>lose

This is the post

>hes still crying about "rigging"
M8 the oilers just fucking suck
>it was 3-0
>anaheim went up 3-2 and oilers still couldn't beat them

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And anaheim also sucks and has stones playing for them. Only thing is that edmonton has a surprising prospect pool. Now if they can just develop them for fucks sake

>ducks still triggering albertans
Some memes never die

We both know they wont and anaheim will

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This show’s really grown on me, boys. It’s cheesy, stupid, and barely funny, but it’s got me leaving it streaming while I fall asleep.

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And how did comtois do for Canada back at the world juniors? Oh right he busted in our very eyes. SHAME!

>tfw oilers fan and everyone hates us for wasting mcdavid and draisatl because katz is in love with the old boys club
it... it's not our fault bros..
every game I've gone to has been free from work.

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cumtwat
lmao

Bulju will never forget.
Bulju will never forgive.

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Canadian show ranking
1. Trailer Park Boys
2. Kids in the Hall
3. SCTV
4. Street Cents
5. Flashpoint
6. Jonovision
7.Degrassi Juniour High
8-900. the rest

Sam steel, max jones, rickard rakell, troy Terry, henriques still got some years to be a vet. Silfverberg is still good. Comtois may need some refinement but he still did well for where he is. Stole sprong off the pens. Ducks are in a much more stable position than the oilels.
This. Get rid of your goddamn boys club. Put in a leader and hold people responsible. Maybe then you wont make playoffs once every 10 years to choke in 3 minutes.

If you're eating the equivalent of a pound of dried beans a day, you're in for hell. If you spread that out over a couple of days, you'll be fine. At first you'll fart a lot, but eventually your body adapts and you'll deal with a lot less gas. I once misread the nutritional information. I was looking at the info for cooked beans, and got it mixed up when making some dried beans. 4 cups of cooked beans in one sitting... I prayed to god for the first time in like 10 years when the cramping and farting began.

I forgot Letterkenny and Fubar
Put those below SCTV

Forgot ondrej kase

>still posting this bust in 2019
The state of FInland

I like this ongoing odyssey of Corner Gas-user

I mean, if the oilers can take from the islanders, a change in GM and coaching can make all the difference. Mcdavid YEARNS for the playoffs. He wants to be in that action and he had flashes of that. Too bad he’s only been there once

I think if Mcdavid requests a trade, the stands will look like Miami and my boss will give me tickets to every game

wouldn't they hate him? or would they understand

people want to see him succeed more than the team. I think if you polled most oiler fans between the ages of 8 and 16, they only cheer for the oilers because McDavid is there. If he is traded they will move to whatever team gets him

Mcdavid leaves Edmonton if they miss the playoffs next season. Your fucking management better shapen up or you are getting a lindros type excursion to god knows where. If he goes to toronto everyone will die

I'm sure we would boo, but me personally would understand.

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I know. I hate Daryl Katz. My tax dollars paid for that shit arena. I liked the Northlands Colosseum better. I worked there for three years, it was insanely better. 14.50 for a beer at Rogers. 14 fucking 50

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and then he would score 5 goals against us and someone on Safeway score and win would win a million dollars...
sigh

youtube.com/watch?v=kg59vM0rGx4
based

i actually hated this show because the commercials made it look cheesy as fuck but you really do get into it once you watch a few episodes

why dont you rate theodore tugboat?

>Lindfell
>Pavfellski

>no clone high

>not getting drunk before you enter the arena
you could get an entire pack for the price of 1 beer

forgot about that. Put that right above Street Cents
Forgive me, I'm incredibly stoned. dude weed right?

he probably forgot because it was monday monday

you're in dudeweedland makes sense

the million dollar score and win is kind of misleading. you dont get a million dollars in a lumpsum, its an annuity where you get 50,000 for 20 years and have to pay income tax on it.

SOCK. EYE.
SOCK. EYE.

THERE IS NO PLURALITY "S", JESUS FffffffUCK

seattle sock yes

Sockeyeses's

seattle suckguys lmaooooooooooooo

Just saw the dives.
Embarassing.
Why are Europeans so soft?
Is it the water?
Did everyone tough die in WW2?

watching raw lads

Totems is the most retarded name. Sockeyes is based

Cock aye

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I think we're getting there. The east voting for Trudeau and all

Soft and faggy, the lot of you.

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seattle sock puppets

>the lot of you

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Coilers fan here, that's the best name, logo, mascot and colour.

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Including a wordmark in the logo is AHL-tier.
The logo should be something iconic that people just recognize. You shouldn't have to remind people what logo they're looking at by putting the name in there.

>iconic
good point

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they are the two closest cities in the western conference. They should not have the same colours.Imagine if ANA and LA had the same colours.

i'm gonna egg garys house if seattle is another gay red team jersey

Seattle should be Blue, Silver, and Gold/Yellow

This.

Bandwagoning faggot, you're no better than those Vegas cum guzzlers. KYS.

kek
aren't the rumors saying that they'll be another red/black team?

>youtube.com/watch?v=J0rrg1Es6V0
BWAH BWAAH BWA BWA BWAAAAAAAHHH BWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

youtu.be/aFbaiMS73Ec?t=417

>wubwubwubwubwubwubwub
based.
remember lads, for only $120 you can join #vgkworldwide

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classic finns

I honestly would've picked Vegas if >my state didn't already have a team.
If, god forbid, anything ever happens to >my team, fuck it, Vegas.

it's 10:40 should I make some pancakes

too late i'm making tostadas a la bad santa

going through old sunshine girls right now.

For me? It's enjoying fika and thinking about Sweden during intermission

We need a purple team again imho

V for virgin lol

Anaheim finally brings this back fucking
WHENNNNNNNNNNN???????????

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>lindell
thats his swedish side being all gay again

>'Begone, foul bruin, lord of Boston! Leave the playoffs in peace!'

>A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the bruins and his cup! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy hope shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled roster be left naked to the free agency.'

>A stick rang as it was drawn. 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'

>'Hinder me? Thou fool. No fluke team may hinder me!'

>Then the bracket heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Columbus laughed.... 'But no fluke team am I! You look upon a contender. Ted I am, the finn's creation. You stand between me and my cup and glory. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch the puck.'

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What the fuck is this.

based and fika-pilled

no it looks ugly as fuck. purple is for armenians

Definitely.

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Return of the King
Éowyn vs the witch king

is Ottawa winning this year or what?

Do fuck off.

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Thoughts?

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what is a sunshine girl

youtu.be/pckKvIza0QM

Remove.

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god tier unironically

Fuck the Kings
But if I were to say their early 2000s aesthetics weren't absolutely God-tier, I would be lying through my teeth

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I always wonder who's buying these shitty candies

Holy FUCK it that a real shark

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I bought a 5th Avenue the other day because they were on clearance at my grocery store. I always thought that they were one of those types of old, shitty, "who the fuck still buys these" candies.
Holy fuck was that thing good.

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Yeah, fucked if I know what's on the left though

Canadian models that appear at the back page of the sports section. They used to be much more risque but the feminists got to them. All the better this way, allows for more normal looking girls to model that don't have bolt-ons and a spray on tan

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Yes that's Joe Thornton

thinking about 2003 playoffs

Glad it wasnt just me.

>Debbies
Grim

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cool desu

youtube.com/watch?v=3sR-hjR0sms

Ovi's at his best in those occasional moments when he decides to play really good hockey instead of just hanging out in the top of the left circle waiting to smash it.

That's every Russian player in the NHL

Someone tell Kucherov.

>be retarded
>be an asshole
>have no friends
>but have a really nice body
i knew a girl like this in hs, she was hot but nobody liked her. now she's a model, god damn being a model is literally life in easy mode

but she was also damaged goods. she had no father, but her sister died in a targeted drive by shooting or something because her boyfriend was a drug dealer, car was set on fire too

who?

Imagine if the final was Mild and the Devils. Who out traps the other

Why wouldn't a jew want to play in New Jersey?

not gonna lie these years playoffs will probably have the most boring finals ever. unless it's a combination of shorks/blose/bruins/islels then i don't think anyone will watch. yeah sure teds memeing their way to the finals sounds cool, but a stars vs blue jackets final sounds fucking awful

With the top seeds out, how bout that Russian dream team?

I need a bedtime story to be able to sleep

once upon a time gary sold out the league for 1 billion dollars, put an outdoor hockey game in dallas, and refused to let nhl players represent their nations in the olympics

I'm already kind of tuned out. Don't know what Gary was thinking with this script.

gary should be forced out by the owners after this joke of a playoffs.
the first round was le ebin, but now it's no laffing matter.

Baited this exact response

>
Ebin meme

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not sure what you mean
the league and nbc won't be making any money from the 2nd-4th rounds.

Oh dagnabbit, you sure got me good

RPH btw

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

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Tick tock Yotes

same here, haven't watched a single 2nd round game

is the lockout next year or the year after?

i think it's 20/21, which is (unofficially) the reason seattle was pushed back a year.

for me it's the fly over states, where real americans live

league can opt out next season tho, right?

CBA expires after the 21-22 season but the NHL or the PA can opt out this September for it to expire after 19-20.

You shouldn't make your upsets in the first round of a four round tournament.

No one will watch 3/4s

>luke hughes will be in the lockout draft
neat

who would be more likely to opt out?

both sides always want more money, especially now with the league growing so it doesn't really matter. it's most likely going to happen

For me it's watching space videos on youtube and having existential crisis' over them.

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Nah those size ones don't really get me anymore. It's like how Voyager 1 is 13 and a half billion miles from us, and it's just going to keep going for millions or billions of years. Humanity might not even be around by the time it flies past Sirius in 300,000 years.

It's so fucked to just think about it.

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Technically /hoc/ is /cric/s boyfriend

you didn't think people here actually watched hockey, did you?

What the fuck is /cric/? It's not in the catalog

night buds

Nope

No reason to worry lad just be the best you can in the given moment others will appreciate you

Last time I tried to play hockey the puck went in my pusy

>:(

How do we fix this?

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based deviant art poster

>janny deleted all the best ones

>”these playoffs are a joke”
>”no one will watch these teams”
>”m-muh good teams”
Sorry all your shit overhyped teams aren’t built for playoffs and got exposed and btfo the first round. Just because most big market teams are gone and it’s not >your year doesn’t mean these playoffs haven’t been absolutely based straight up and down

>a bunch of literal hill billy teams
>and boston
Bruins will win the cup easily.

youtu.be/UD1-oVJlU4M

I HATE BLUES

DIV1A
(one tier lower, winner of the divison gets promoted to World Championship with us next year while last one gets relegated to lower division next year)
SOUTH KOREA - SLOVENIA LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=sLfxyEigdTY
Some Canadians like Matt Dalton playing for South Korea

CURRENT STANDINGS
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmia/standings/roundrobin

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also Belarus - Hungary later today in 2 and half hours.

Anze Kopitar also playing for Slovenia

you're now thinking about a slice of fresh bread, still warm out of the oven, with some butter spread on top of it

Taking my morning Boston and toronto
Go jackets

yfw >we are playing in DIV1A next year? our team is so fucking shit this year.

+1

hurrr the playoff format made my top seed team lose to a wild card HURRRR

if your team was good, they would have have at least made it to game 6. if your team got swept or close to it, then your team did not deserve to make the play offs.

still thinking about espoo?

just sippin' coffee and thinking about hockey

Imagine a small round puck, that flies around the arena during the game. If you manage to score with said puck (either by hitting it or catching and throwing it) you immediately win the game.

lmao these niggas are slow as fuck

Save it for your HP fan fic faggot

Any hokki tomorrow ladies?

naw but >we will be eliminated in the quarterfinals atleast
i mean >we share >our group with great britain, france, denmark, slovakia and germany, all teams which a "liiga-team" should be able to beat if they dont screw around

but >we aint medalling this championship, thats for certain

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rude and uncalled for

go bruins

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>pavfellski
>lindfell

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>bluejackets are going to miss the playoffs
>bluejackets are going to get swept by Tampa
>bluejackets have never won a playoff series
Lmao at you /hoc/

Ahem

Standings

I need the MOMMY FEET

the blues are only 10 wins away, lads

>be kopitar
>turn on invisibility mode in division 1a of iihf
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmia/skaters/scoringleaders#player-kopitar-anze

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fucked my sleep schedule up again lads

Business idea: translucent skates so you can see the player's feet during a game.

Business idea: translucent puck so you can't see it during a game.

there's a chance that other liiga-tier teams, such as great britain, denmark, slovakia and germany, will blow our asses, >we have lost to shitty countries before

What's harder to see: the battle in the last GoT episode or the puck in a hockey match?

yes

>game of normies
kill your are self

based arya making incels boil

yes?

for me? its animal collective

>wake
>bake
>fap
gonna morning hoc

South Korea beat Slovenia 5-3!

Now BELARUS - HUNGARY LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=e1PCFnLI7ik

Belarus one of the teams fighting for promotion to the World Championship division next year. Hungary hasn't started well, and lost 1-5 to South Korea yesterday. While Belarus beat Lithuania 4-3.

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the hope in your parents' eyes

Good morning, fren.

i pour lighter fluid on it and set it on fire; you can’t look away

For me, its the Teds going to OT.

for me, it's getting a slingshot pass and then just dumping it in at the redline anyway

Based

top 10 hot finns in the nhl

for me, it's my boston bruins having a good bounce-back performance and win tonight

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How you lads feel about the hart trophy finalist

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
twitter.com/jjr2525/status/1122940996659175427?s=21

what's the status with Mrazek? Is he kill?

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Reminder that Boston is full of pansies who don’t want to win but instead want to play for nothing
The same team who lost to Tampa in 5 last season will be demolished in 5 by Columbus, rask is a choker and Bob is elite

this is a based post

ded

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WE SALUTE YOU

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Worst meme I've ever seen forced here

>at the red line
bit risky, an "expert" ref may still get you for icing

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

t. hill billy

New
Because this thread is dead

Horrible thread

kill yourself

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>18 memes early

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Kys

Kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=35OLRtd-POo

I had so much candy last night I got sick, I posted this last night

candypill me on big turk user

Mrazek is day to day

It's one giant Jujube flattened out and smothered in chocolate

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dont kys

>early and gay as fuck
kill self

ignore this guy definitely kys
shant be posting there, will wait for a proper at 500 posts

should make a proper thread at 500 as well

I think he meant: don't, kys.

...

I do suppose I could do that, hold on for a moment

No

...

shant, your thread is both early and not funny

new and on-time

...

shall

>7 hoc threads

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