Why is it virtually non-existent in Bongland?
Why is it virtually non-existent in Bongland?
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Not enough black people
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it reminds us too much of the heads of Henry VIII's wives
bongs know deep down they'd get btfo in really athletic sports, so they stick to soccer, cricket, and fucking darts
kek
>implying
Poor ppl sport = football
Rich ppl sport = rugby
Where would basketball even fit in?
T Y B D
>american athletes
five bintang post
t. never been to London
Rich people sport is hunting and rowing. Middle class people are only rich relative to you.
It was popular in the 90's and by the 2000's it died out.
forgot lacrosse
For me, it's the Cheshire Phoenix
Football and Rugby our Middle class
Darts and Boxing Working class
Rowing upper-class
T Y B D
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Absolute unit, would break any divegrass faggot in half before eating him
and cricket?
TYBD
>8 out of 12 qualify for playoffs
nice sport you have there
middle class
In what fucking way is football a middle class sport you mong
>these tiny stadiums
Man that's embarrassing
They're working on it.
You can actually find a basketball court even in small villages here.
As a spectator sport its nonexistent.
No one in our country gives a shit about Basketball bud.
I remember watching the manchester giants at the Manchester Evening News arena when I was a kid. Always used to hope someone would do a dunk and smash the glass like in my video games.
although the only time kids hear glass smashing at the Manchester Evening News these days is when Ariana Grande plays and Muslims blow themselves up lmao
Not as embarrassing as the daft cunt alliterated / animal names. This must be how Americans feel when they see MLS teams called United and Real
you play it as a kid for banter and then move on desu
There's no Basketball infrastructure whatsoever, it's a Yank sport and no one really cares for it and I'm pretty sure despite playing it in PE no one even knows the actual rules other than don't travel
only the players are working class and that also changing fast. From youth level to season ticket holders it's a been a middle-class sport for some time now
I see tons of black people on your bbc shows
Only London Nottingham and Bristol have more than 5 black people
It takes actual athletic ability
Requires being tall at least. Running 2 metres and chucking a ball isn't that athletic
We already have a tone of better sports
Black people have successfully monopolized the "minority" role here even though there are far more Pakis.
>Real Salt Lake
I guess nobody told them what the real in Real Madrid means lol
maybe in burgerland
It's famous in Lithuania though
It's shit. Having invented a number, we know a shit sport when we see one.
TYBD
I saw this documentary about England called Dr. Who and it showed how half of the famous english in history were actually black.
>amerilard autistic naming
ew
we've got rugby union, rugby league, cricket, snooker and darts
we're kind of maxed out on sports
no time for basketball or that meme "handball"
for me, it's the Plymouth Raiders
Kid who went to my highschool plays for a professional basketball team in england. I think he plays for a team in manchester, but I cant remeber for sure.
kek, here he is.. he plays for the team in Surrey.
London Towers were cool and then they changed their name logo and jersey and everyone lost interest.
>yfw we have a fucking ice hockey league too
I did not even know this thing existed
everyone plays it at some point, it's just really boring to watch
NBA is growing in popularity though
Tbh I play it and watch college ball, but the facilities are just terrible compared to anywhere else, that's why you never see any great talent. Also, Slavs are proving that being black isn't necessary to dominate basketball, it also takes IQ if you run sets
TYBD
Money =/= Class
lower classes that are able to afford Sky Sports, season tickets, and shit like that are still lower classes. There's very few middle-class that follow soccer, there are some and there's more in certain areas proportionately but by and large soccer is for the lower classes.
when was the last time you went to a football game champ?
>pts system in a game with only two possible outcomes
fucking pointless
>using the semen slurp points system
why
>it's just really boring to watch
It has a much higher chance of being fun and exciting to watch than football
almost none of the points scored are relevant to the final result of the game, only the last quarter is exciting
English people are too short and their blacks prefer cricket.
wewlad
That 5'11 midget Akinfenwa would still get snapped in half by a 6'6 NFL Left/Right Tackle.
these names are unironically based
for me, it's the london lions (formerly of milton keynes)
French 2nd division volleyball only has 8 teams and all of them go to the playoffs
I think 1 or 2 years ago they went full meme and the team finishing 8 actually won the playoffs if I remember correctly
TYBD
Leicester Tigers?
Wasps?
Newcastle Falcons?
Exeter Chiefs?
London Saracens?
Harlequins?
Sale Sharks?
Northampton Saints?
Most of those clubs are 100+ years old, they're nothing new in Bongland.
That's because an American coach popularized it there.
Yeah, about that...
But it's popular in Spain, Eastern Europe and Turkey
they're nigs inside who ended up white by accident
Makes sense, their flag has the African colours
Cute names though
Lol my high school gym is bigger than most of these.
I think one of the reasons is lack of facilities. In places where basketball is popular like America and Eastern Europe pretty much every single school from primary to secondary has its own full size indoor basketball court, basketball courts are standard with community centers as well. I doubt that is the case with the UK and other European countries where basketball is non-existent. Any bong care to chime in on this theory??
***Obviously, if kids are not exposed to the game at a young age they won't show any interest in it as adults. (left this point out)
a lot of parks/community centers have basketball courts, the school i went to had a indoor basketball court and we played it in PE. it's just that literally no one cares about it even though it's there
>Glasgow Rocks
>yay! go ...rocks
Are indoor bball courts standard in schools though?
They invented cricket and golf you fucking mong, the most space intensive games known to man
?? I think you meant to reply to someone else.
despise hockey but that stadium seems pretty filled up. not bad
i can't speak for other schools and it wasn't strictly used for basketball, but it was a large gym that had 2 nets on opposite sides and another 6 on the side walls. i imagine most schools had the same, it's also funny to me that before school started in the morning they would open the gym for anyone wanting to mess around and shoot the basketballs. i went there a few times and like all 10 of all the black people at my school were there shooting it.
Bristol is just depressing.
highest sports IQ required for offensive line. no other sport is close
because they are busy getting beat by americhads in golf
The real question is, why isn't it a thing in the Netherlands, seeing as how they're the tallest nation in the world.
Bongs don't care about any sport aside from soccer and darts.
They aren't missing anything by not playing basketball anyway. Vertical high scoring hand soccer with just a bit less flopping and faggotry.
at least basketball is a sport
golf most certainly isn't
yeah they're standard all three schools in my town had one
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>But it's popular in Spain
Where there's only like 1 black in the whole NT
France, on the other hand...
space jam was over 20 years ago
Why do anglos in pol say blacks are not adapting? Just look at this british fella, he even got their teeth
Because it's shit
I hate soccer as much as the next guy but soccer players are way more athletic than apehoope players. England also plays rugby.
kvitova tier belly
Same reason why the USA does not care about soccer.
It all boils down to general interest and facilities, apehoop countries have basketball courts everywhere.
>rowing
how so?
>Rowing upper-class
Why?
Nobody cares about it
Schools usually have a ton of basketball hoops in the sports hall and outside but nobody really gives a shit because of football
where from your high school have a money to such big arena?
>a fucking rock
>soccer players are way more athletic than apehoope players
That's bullshit. Both sports are physically demanding, just in different ways. Football is generally about long duration endurance with the occasional sprint, basketball is all about explosive strength and more akin to interval cardio. It's true that in basketball you might get away with not being incredibly fit and fast (depends on what position you play and what role you have), but that doesn't mean it's not an athletic sport.
I never said it wasn't athletic, you illiterate subhuman. The only person who said a sport wasn't athletic was the Amerimutt saying soccer and cricket weren't. Soccer is objectively more athletic than basketball. This is a fact. And again, I hate soccer, but it's undeniably one of the most athletic sports on earth.
There is no funding. Among other things, like lack of interest, if there is no money, there is no sport. UK pushed some pounds into it for the Olympics and the NT did decently in the Europeans (FIBA told them they need to shape up if they wanted to be in the Olympics as hosts) and they did not suck in the Games. They cut the funding shortly afterwards when the NT did not qualify for the WC, if I remember correctly, and the GB team project disappeared, and with them any expectations of bringing the game to the club level.
>There is no funding
Bullshit, there are countries much more poorer than the UK and they're apehoop country.
Your country is poorer than the UK yet you have the perfect balance of apehoop/divegrass.
No, it is not. There are many more athletic sports, waterpolo, for example. And basketball too.
You literally cannot read or comprehend the English language. Kill yourself.
It is not a matter of being a richer or poorer country, it is a matter of infrastructure inside the sport. Spain dedicates a lot of money to basketball from the federation, the NT did very well in the mid 80s and the league bloomed thanks to that, TV money got into the competition, and teams got better players and improved their youth systems. The federation kept funding their youth system too, and thanks to that we got players like Gasol, Navarro, Reyes, Rubio, Rudy, etc...
It was just a matter to get a Team GB competitive enough to get a good result in a tournament (a semi, a final) and get the public to get behind the team.
I can read and comprehend properly. You are wrong and do not want to accept it. It is okay, it happens to little children a lot.
I never even said soccer was the most athletic sport. Your entire argument is based on things I have never said. I'll make it simple
>soccer is more athletic than basketball
>soccer is not the most athletic sport on earth
>soccer and basketball are both trash sports.
These are objective facts.
And I am telling you, it is not. And I have played both of them in an semipro level. So shut the fuck up
>These are objective facts.
Back them up then.
I fucking hate soccer fags that do this.
>This guy who's 6'5 300lbs, close to the 2000lb club in his 3 lifts, and can get out of his stance and into a punch in the blink of an eye isn't an athlete because he no can chase ball fast!!!1
Indeed. The Aussie is wrong when he says soccer more athletic sports than basketball. The stamina demands aren't really outlier (soccer distance covered leaders usually cover 7 miles, this over 90 minutes with a 20 minute half time break. You do the math, and it's walking speed).
Ronaldo, who many consider soccer's goat athlete, was laboratory tested about 7 years ago. He ran the 25m dash (82 feet) in 3.61 seconds. You can give him wide receiver split speed and his 40 prorates to about 4.8, 4.9. For context, here's a baseball player running 90 feet on dirt in 3.58 seconds.
His no-step vert was 17" and running vert 29". Pretty average by pro athlete standards. People will greentext Ronaldo, Soccer's greatest athlete, but he recorded the fastest sprint speed at the 2018 World Cup. He's no worse than a top 10 athlete in soccer.
They'll say, well, soccer combines stamina and speed and quickness more than other sports. Other sports may lack soccer's stamina demands, but have more strength demands or jumping demands, etc.
All sports require a mix of different athletic traits.
>he says soccer more athletic sports than basketball.
*soccer is the more athletic sport
Wealthy = polo
Rich = golf
Middle class = rugby
Poor = basketball & soccer
Cus dey suk
That is pretty cringey Tbh.
For the first time I understand why Euros hate us.
Unlike other countries we don't import sports, we make our own :^)
Know one I knows even watches basketball nevermind play it. Most popular sports in UK
Football
Rugby
Cricket
Golf
Then you have
Rowing
Polo
Hockey
Tennis
Volleyball
Then before basketball you probably have Badminton desu
You have to understand though, that lake really is salty.
Real talk
English men can't jump.
>seeing as how they're the tallest nation in the world.
Allegedly
it's used when you need to punish teams if they pulled some shit
Well there is a professional league at least.
Bullshit, his teeth looks 100 times better than mine.
>Cricket World Cup coming back
I'm so happy.
what about darts (and cheese rolling)?