/LigaNOS/ + /scp/

Em primeiro lugar, boa tarde; em segundo lugar, o Porto.

>Sporting won the UEFA Champions League
>the Futsal one, of course, let's not get ahead of ourselves here
>Porto won the UEFA Champions League
>just kidding, they won the Youth League though
>Bruno de Carvalho did nothing wrong
>Benfica got like 18 penalty kicks and won against Braga
>Porto slipped
>Pólen killed an user

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APÁ SOCE

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>semicolon
>Benfica and boa tarde em primeiro lugar
I feel comfortable and confident

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>muh seixal
>muh alcochete
LMAO! WE ARE THE BEST ACADEMY IN PORTUGAL, MOOR SCUM!

FUCK BRAZIL
FUCK MORROCO
FUCK SERBIA
FUCK MOORS

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Prolongamento about to start. Imagine the seething.

Rude.

Liga NOS has a general now?

Yes, please watch our league and bump our thread.

That's all I needed to watch your league. Pick me a losing team for me to be angry every single week.

Feirense.

WTF I love Feirense now?

based

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Aprovo este fio.

Lembrete que elas não ligam ao dinheiro.

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1 hour in. Unmeasurable amounts of salt.

I will only what prolongamento tomorrow. Is it worth it?

I watched GoT instead.

Fuck you, I like it. Or liked it. I just want to see the conclusion.

Not really. Typical complaints about referee decisions + conversa de café. I only watched it today because I wanted to see the seething.
At least they finally found a Sporting commentator that isn't constantly sucking Manuel Serrão and Porto's dick.

I forgot that Proença no longer goes because of some trial. F

Tuga chupador de pila

brasileiro

uma delicia

*throws rocks at you*

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Sporting commentator right now: Sporting needs a much better team than Benfica and Porto if they want to be champions because we don't get benefited like they do.
Meanwhile his team has the highest amount of penalties in the league, most of them given in the last minutes of matches they weren't winning.

referees benefit sporting because they feel sorry for them. They are doing their jobs to reduce suicide rates

remind me again where has Sporting been helped with penalties that shouldn't have been awarded?

Zuca> Tuga

pls bandwagon >our team

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Already do. Any hopes of Vasco unshitting itself this season?

lol no. maybe next year

only if you rate murder count

>evading bans

Last bump of the night, and it's a Bruna one.

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bandeirinha caca

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uma delícia

>tfw no gf to cheer your poos

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Which jewish club wins today?

I don't know but Benfica should hire that cartoonist António to break the curse

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Boas, malta. Como anda o jogo em Francoforte?

For me it's CHA

Reminder that a futsal-like title deciding play-off would be the best thing to happen to LIGA-NOS-ZON-GALP-SAGRES

And the thread died already.

This post reeks of Sportinguism

DEIXEM PASSAR O BENFICA QUE É O MAIOR DE PORTUGAL

Why does Sporting always find a way on meme domestic cups but choke on Europa League?

Not really, just a benficafren who's honestly tired of watching our league
People already accept it in futsal, it'd only make the league more interesting

A better question is why do Benfica constantly refuse to take the EL seriously? They didn't even try in the second leg

To be pretty honest, if there was VAR or if the offside was called, I'm sure the game would be really different. Not only Lage being sent out was bad, but Benfica barely attacked after it.

They gave them the game on a silver platter, I was seriously furious watching the first half, they didn't even care about retaining possession
Frankfurt wasn't anything special and >we were humiliated for no reason other than being too pussy to actually own up to the situation

I'm here to apply the bumpaid.

so uhm
sports, do you guys play any?

yes i do

nice, good to know

When will we have one of our academies produce and hold (can't stress hold enough) players that can reproduce what this Ajax side has done this season - even if this is only once a decade.

This goes out to all big 3.

Maybe Benfica in a couple years if Lavandaria Mendes leaves them alone.
Maybe Porto if they decide to change their transfer policies, their title has shown that they do have some talent.
Maybe Sporti...ah who am I kidding?

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But those teams live off selling the talents early and a bit overpriced and even so people die every assembléia de balanço.

>kept joking how benfica couldnt beat ajax
>ajax are 2 matches away from winning it all
ahah

Benfica would have won it if it wasn't for Ajax.

Futsal is shit

Afonso is following his gramps' steps and winning the Champions League

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>seriously furious watching the first half
Same. And on top of that that idiot commentator from Sporctv (the one that isn't Freitas Lobo) was praising Benfica's exhibition

The things I would do

Hmmmm like what?

Bruna a shit, like every other hole after 2 or 3 times.

Bump before this thread dies anyway.

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E nudes? Nada?

Mas se tu é tuga, é mais fácil pra tu achar do que eu.

caralho, veio-me agora à memória o emule e selfies de pitas do liceu.

Ou então o Bearshare e o Limewire.

Kazaa e os pornôs de 8mb que tomavam uma hora pra baixar a 56 kappa

For once, portuguese teams must be more ambitious, like Ajax is. It's unnacceptable to have Benfica's coach saying the league is more important than the EL. We're not a top 4 league. The EL is worth more than our fishmonger league. Who cares about just another league. Benfica got 36 of those. Go for the fucking european glory.
Too bad there's too many benfiquistas who follow this line of thought.

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Context?

Boavista away

>let me just elbow you bro
>it's not a penalty bro
nigger

>page 3

>Too bad there's too many benfiquistas who follow this line of thought.
If there one thing about Benfiquistas, probably fanatic fans in general, is that they agree with the coach and defend him no matter what.
When we lost the second leg against Eintracht and he was criticized people came to his defence immediately. "Have you forgot that he made Benfica play good football again? Have you forgot he recovered from the 7 point lead Porto had?" All of these things are true but that doesn't he's exempt from criticism. These kinds of fanatics lack the ability to see this.

Bump

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>letting /liganos/ die on a holiday
wake up, you lazy basterds

Ehhhhh curitibano calma aí

>you didnt celebrate 25 de abril, right user?

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Fuck Pingo Doce
rtp.pt/play/p293/portugalex

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Yes I did, filho da puta

You should have left office after ww2 ended. Not even talking about ending your Faculdade de Direito of C*imbra controlled Regime, just leaving the office to someone else, you power hungry cunt

You did more harm than good and you could have just been something of a FDR

>yfw da birbs win da revelationl eague

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>Ayrton Senna was a pastel
I hate Belenenses now

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why

Cancerous fanbase, negative effect on hue motorsport and Schumacher was better. Don't @ me.

>negative effect on hue motorsport
why

Every driver who got anywhere near World Class got compared to him and media and peer pressure made people and sponsors lose faith in most of the drivers from this colony.

is this legit?

Or is it just a proposition to be associate?

zerozero.pt/news.php?id=249157

he spent a lot of time in Portugal to run away from BR paparazzi

What the fuck. Casillas had a heart attack.
I thought the threads on Yea Forums were a joke but it's actually true.

tfw get home to the news that Casillas had a stroke.
Fuck dude...
At least it didn't end in a tragedy, but his career is definitely over.

I stand corrected, I heard from somebody it was an AVC which = stroke, after reading the news myself it was a heart attack.

manos, do you fear he'll become like Schumacher and we'll never hear of him ever again? ;_;

casillas quem é que quer saber desse atraso eu quero é o meu presidente de volta caralho BdC sempre

>bdc leaves
>sporting finally wins the futsal cup

why are lizards always so bitter?

That's what 19 years does to you.

>that feel when no Bruno de Carvalho

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btfo

sup portubros
is your portuguese different/harder than brazilian portuguese? to me their portuguese is quite literally monkeybabble, so maybe yours is better

Its exactly the same, Argentinianbro

Brazilian Portuguese is to Real Portuguese what American English is to Real English. An easier an bastardized version of the language.

Portugal Portuguese is the correct Portuguese.

PT Portuguese is an acquired taste for foreigners, you will not appreciate it first time you hear it
we're been often described as a slav speaking a Romance language, which isn't really a bad description

based
fucking Salazar is the reason we've had a left-leaning country for more than half a century by now
fuck him and fuck niggers

>casinhas ded

oh fugg porto gonna win the rest of their games

who's gonna replace him? the guy they used in taça da liga was awful

inb4 diogo costa

don't they have a black gk?

It'll probably be Fabiano. I doubt they'll ditch him all of a sudden just to give Diogo Costa a chance.

redpilled?

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you just know they threatened sara with rape

almost as good as the brainlets saying it was due to doping and that every team in our league is doped

Há gente que abusa.

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17, it will turn 19 in 2021
sadly, we won't get our shit together til the mid 2020s cause of the stain bdc left

Eu trocava o Bas Dost pela saúde do Casillas

Who dis

>he doesn't know

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