LEGGO DING edition

Imagine having less cojones than Judd Trump.

>maguire in the audience

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jammy bastard

Ding playing like utter shite

>you now remember Ding used to be good at planting snookers

>it's that time of the year that ding's gonna break your heart

>SEETHING SWIPE

>user, why do you always watch men playing with balls?

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>Dung Poohui

NO TRUMP!
NO WAY!
RACIST SEXIST ANTI GAY!

le comb nonexistent hair over bald spots man vs le break your heart man

>Judd "Comb forward" Trump

>Davis mentions juices to Seema
too lewd m8, too lewd

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>it's a Ding shits the bed episode

Not again.

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D I N G D O N G

GWAN DING POT SOME FAKIN BALLS

Ding please

THEY CALL HIM THE GARDENER

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HOW IS HE DOING THIS

We exhibition now

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>le loses match against guy who can't sink a long pot.

FUCKING DING

FUCKS SAKE DING

*man

Ding is a goner now.

It's time to support Trump

>Can get miraculous plants
>Can't make easy pots
What in the fuck

this a 1000x

and he's not even playing an in-form Trump.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-YF_dTTZM

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>being this much of a gloryhunter.

All part of the Chinese school of snooker la'

>Ding
>Glory

Lmao

>Ding in full spaghetti mode to piss the game away after making a nice comeback
Fuck this I'm having a bash

and Trump has dropped 9 frames to a Ding that's playing like absolute garbage

why is every front runner up until the third session such a bottler?

Anyone hoping for a wilson vs wilson semi?

Ding as a WC contender is pretty much over imo.

Bing Ding final

:(

BASED CHALK MARKS.

Seema will definitely be rubbing one off later tonight thinking ab out Davis and his snooker talk.

S H A D E S O F A L I
H
A
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E
S

O
F

A
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I

(vs Zhao)

mullet hendry

*eye twitching intensifies*

>29 year anniversary
>worth mentioning

>hasn't put /147/ in the title

oh no no no

LMAO @ higgings

Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to lose attack chance in snookering phase

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Gary has something odd in his look, and in the way he turn his head when potting, but damn, he played some really impressive snooker

stops the casuals from shitting up the thread tbqh

>Un-Nooh was one miscue away from saving us from this

ok, I'm done with today.
every single player I don't want to win ends up winning.
might as well go see the Avengers.

Could Hendry put less passion into his
"Where's this cueball going"

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>Kubol

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>Gary has something odd in his look

He's an elf.

Kek just how old is this phrase?

That would be an epic battle, but they are in different brackets unfortunately.

>Crucible Ding
He really is the worst

>it's a Hendry wanks over Jedd's q power episode

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FOR FUCKS SAKE DING

>ding bottles it
>bing bottles it
Not like this.

The only Chinese bottle you'll ever find inside the Crucible

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The fucking worst

Right you are. That's a shame unless they both make it to the final

Meanwhile its all gone to pot for this very likeable Chinese player

>dingbats might as well start running the bath now

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If Blork-blork and Ding go out in the same day then I might cry lads
Why then? Why couldn't you take any of the other boring cunts
; _ ;

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The nightmare never ends

Name a more unlikeable player than judd

>hard mode: no ronnie

The way results are going, we are guaranteed an absolute cunt to win the title this year.

Worst World Championship ever tbqh

Why did Ding even bother showing up today

>Ding bottling it
>Riggins torturing Bing

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stephen lee

Not quite, based Higgins still got a good chance

NU CLOFF

Riggins

eurosport.com/snooker/world-championships/2019/shaun-murphy-on-bullying-hell-i-was-beaten-physically-and-mentally-for-chasing-snooker-dream_sto7248774/story.shtml

There isn't one.

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Shaun Murphy.

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can't desu he's very easy to hate

ebdon

>all these cunts assuming ding is out already

How do you dare to call him /our boy/ when you have no confidence in his ability? He needs your power now more than ever. If you won't believe in him, who will?

Shame on you all

Robertson is literally our guy

Morphy's commentary is pretty good.

He's done
Last session is a formality, I'd put my house on it

>bing snookering himself
classic

>lets switch to the riggins match
aint' watching that shit nigger.

Ali carter

he's just not that good.
and definitely not someone I would wager anything on.

I still have hope that he can impeach drumpf, but he has to wake up NOW.

proper autismframe got played in the bing match

which channel is the other match on?
I'm done with dingleberry.

I think were all just annoyed at his obvious smoozing act to get onto the bbc ahead of frankly better players who probably have more knowledge of the game

Well
I guess it's all down to my boy koi to stump the trump

Fair point. The bullying story is pretty grim as well too though.

601 (bbc red button)

He's fucking done. He just doesn't have the bottle to succeed at the crucib owl.

BING
I
N
G

Who are commentating on eurosportplayer streams? They just said thanks Seema as the current Higgins vs. Bing frame started?

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Why are chinks so /weakmind/
Their poker players aren't like that

everyone wants a piece of Seema.

what ISP you all with and how dyou like it?

Snooker drills don't build mentality, and yellow-men lack the ability to improvise

>imagining the billions of Chinese people that woke up / stayed up late to watch Ding

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>watching the riggins match

lad...

nor their great helmsmen.

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Switched from BT to Sky recently, latency is improved

^autism

fuck off john

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47311064

>not watching both games

>taking a moral crusade against the big bad match fixers by refusing to watch his matches

Genuine autism. How will ever Higgins ever recover

>not having both tables on separate monitors
lad...

>watching a confirmed match fixer

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Not a big fan of how these matches are developing.

What match did he fix?

A hypothetical one. Riggins prime thought criminal

So he didn't fix any matches?

listen here mate if you gave a fuck about the integrity of snooker you wouldn't be supporting match fixers

youtube.com/watch?v=YesmwO6jLUA

Ay yo pojke any new Marabou sorts?

back from the store, no Freddos i'm afraid
and wtf Ding?

JV: Last thing he doesn't want is to leave a touching ball

Ref: Touching ball.

JV: Well that's exactly what he didn't want

Thanks JV

As far as i know he was filmed saying he would but then came up with some excuse about being threatened by the russian mob

So no matches then?

>A match fixer who didn't fix any matches

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yeah alright Judd's a decent player but the state of that hair

Why should I care lmao. Literally nothing wrong with throwing a frame. All it does is defraud the bookies, which is a good thing as they're parasites.

Please don't bully JV
He needs this commentating job, it's all he's got apart from his alcohol problem

so do we all agree Dennis Taylor + Stephen Hendry is god tier commentary?

So what match did he fix then?

Doesn't sound like he fixed any m8

Is Judd's hair on the bingo for this year?

Nah, it's the best it's been and it's never been on previously.

matches didn't go ahead because the news of the world caught the fucker before the tournament started. doesn't change the fact he's a filthy match fixing cheat though

>it's the best it's been
mate are you blind... it's a balding faggot being in denial that he is balding

>tune back in
>Trump already up to 46
Fuck off

Absolutely

I enjoy Ken Doherty as well but that's more for his delightfuly melodic voice than his quality of commentary

Not that I know of.

That migrant guy is pretty chill desu

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youtube.com/watch?v=zmsRAYi-9Vo

So what you're telling me is that he didn't fix any matches and therefore isn't a match fixer?

Good to know

Yeah, but it was worse.

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>JV teasing us with thoughts of it being Riggins' final season

Please dear god let it be so.

It's got to be Dennis Taylor and Steve Davis for me

the first time someone gets caught doing something is never the first time they've done it.

Am I the only one who unironically loves JV?

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JV & JP

So no evidence of any fixed matches?

Thanks for clarifying

>Hendry vs Ronnie
>Riggins
>every single year

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>televising rape

Trump confirmed to be not colluding with China

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MAGA

he was literally caught on tape accepting a bribe
youtube.com/watch?v=YesmwO6jLUA

What the actual fug Bing?! He's gonna gift Hikkins with another frame.

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Yeah, it's over for Ding.
Fug.

that's the problem with these little oriental types: no stamina

I wish Bing would stop missing frame ball lads its not fair

why do i support ding every year just to be let down

>9-7 to 9-12
depressing

Do you call him 'dad' already?

I have some nostalgia for him because I watched Big Break a lot as a kid, but he comes out with some of the most asinine stuff in the commentary box

He's married bro

did he bring you some nice stuff?

>Bingeding out

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He's completely gone, lads.

Right and which match was fixed?

Absolutely SEETHING

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Blorkins out
Ding out

FML

I don't even care about ding, I just hate drumpf

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Ding
Mate

It’s time to admit that trump is the goat

i've already addressed this mate

there's a guy in the thread who supports bazza every year. pretty sure he has it worse

Bing's had enough now from the looks of it

based

That's fast. Have they consummated the marriage yet?

>Ding

It's Trump's year lads

Care to explain what this migrant thing is? Like just some random refugees housing scheme or something?

Just fuck off already

Dennis Taylor & Alan McManus

and back to the beginning of the infinite loop

>no matches

thanks for playing, try again next time

same desu

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>putting a new cloth on mind match

How is this fair?

He has a daughter

Is Shaun Murphy actually a downy or what

>Ding

Guess he had enough of Snooker.

has it the same, really.
they both have pretty much the same history at the Crucible.

Absolutely woeful don't even feel bad for Ding, he's had every chance

At least Higgings plays at least as good soothing safety/smooker autism as Selby

Our town is full of them, like ten of them are at my friend's house having fun and buying stuff

Two absolute units in that front room to the side of the table

Session gonna finish quicker than trumps barber

Is she hot? Maybe you can marry the daughter now that your mom is married to him already.

Sounds like abject misery senpai

C O P E
O
P
E

But what is it? You volunteer to house them, or it's mandatory? How long do they stay? Who are they? Do they have homes? Why are they in Bosnia, etc.?

Bingham absolutely thrown away 2 frames here

The autism friendly Chinese NPC has a chance

Last chance saloon here

Ok with all our boys shitting the bed and getting eliminated, I'm now rooting for Young Koiren

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Bingham absolutely BOTTLED those last two frames lmfao

>He didn't lump on at 17-1

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Bing must be seething right now.

I don't know details, sorry
Btw
>ding
:(

>gambling
no thanks, I'm not a disgusting prole

How old are you, bosnibro

could there be a Ding in the tail?

Utterly intrigued by this Bosnia migrant thing, I truly hope we can get to the bottom of it before the tournament ends

Dong :(

>'refugee' shows up and just starts living with you
>don't know the details
bruh

>Ding Dong

>ding

>Ding Done Done

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More like you've got less bottle than a chinaman at the baize
I'll buy ya a freddo son

Bosnia bro is the actual immigrant and the family who have taken him in are just humouring him

>now that your mom is married to him already
?
20
He's not living with me

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>didn't answer if the daughter is hot

I don't want a Freddo if it's bought with your dirty Ladbet money

there's not much get to the bottom of. his mum's lover has moved in. he probably fell for the 'your dog ran away to live with other dogs at the dog funtime farm' line too...

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>Ding

;_;

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I'm glad it's over

>my chubby son, you failed us again... you failed me...
>why Ding... why...

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What's that film where the young son's mum is a prostitute and one of the fat slobs who visits her talks to him?

;_;

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RIP the young chinese talent

Guys please link me a stream. I am seething out here as an American.

Honestly, that was the worst Ding I've ever seen.

>ALL OF THE FRAMES

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BASED
All the self hating Brits can shut the fuck up again for another year

Tell me about the ding,
why does he eyelid twitch?

I hope Neil can do it, but this has Riggins vs Carter written all over it.

>DING

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I'm no longer a Ding fan. Just let's you down all the time

It's all just finished mate

chinamen on GONE watch

It's the weight of a billion chinamen on his shoulders

Case and point why there will never be a chinese world champ

A Bosnian Story?

Link me one for tomorrow so I can bookmark it.

I think it's Watchmen - but yeah, that's massively what I'm implying

not to bully bosnibro - just bants la

>Jimmy's hair actually looks ok
That's rare.

>Ding's last tour win was 2 years ago

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Srpski film?

I'm done

Trump, Riggins, Koiren and Carter going in the quarters. Wilson and Gilbert might as well go home.

I never thought I'd say this but Neil is our guy now. Arrogant Aussie WoWfag weirdo that he is.

Dear me, what a fucking STATE this years Championship is

Only mid-session interval for Bing/Riggs

It's a hairpiece

hair
piece

cricfree.sc/watch/live/snooker-world-championship-live-streaming

>that cat who looks like Jimmy White.jpg

Quite right lad my mistake

it's Koiren and Neil for me now

Amerifat, it's not quite over yet

Stuart Bingham and John Higgins are currently at mid-session interval

>supporting a strange little China man over a British bull like Judd

>not supporting super likeable Higgins

Are lad Bing will save us.

[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

Neil is our last hope now.
I'm trying to see the glass half full, and not seethe too much.

No bully pls

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Thank you lads

kek

think i might be a bit racist lads. see Ding interviewed, was honestly expecting him to just say "ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding"

He's Chinese, not a slot machine, lad

Koiren will cruise past Gilbert, smash the sperg and stump the trump and there is literally nothing you can do about it
cap this post

Pffft

Unless Bingham beats Riggins, Robbo is our only hope.

Don't even like him, just can't stand the idea of any of the other cunts winning

so...Higgins-Bingham... who's the good guy? not a fan of baldies, tbqhwy

Bings our boy

who did you lads initially bet on?

I had Higgins, Koiren, Williams and Ding. Only Koiren and possibly Higgins left.

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I wonder how much these snooker referees get paid

Nah John Higgins is a fine and upstanding Celtic supporter

Say it with me

>GRANITE

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*fruit machine

really? ok, i'm open to having my baldy prejudices challenged

It's bad luck to say but I may or may not have put 50 quid on Kyren and a tenner on ali carter

That little twat McManus can hardly contain his bias for his mate Higgins

£20 on Robbo 4/1

The brits have a special name for everything eh

I'm all in on Bing then

Bingham is /ourguy/
Feed him our energy

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No matter how many times I see it, I can't get over the absolute STATE of that syrup

Shocking

Top right looks like a Neil Lennon forgery.

Faggot, fuck off back to lardsport threads

>tfw blood tests tomorrow
good night

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bing looks ridiculous in a suit

Given their history anyone think these two have a bet on 13 - 9 to riggins?

Sadly Bingham's brain has melted after missing two frame balls

Hopefully that rapefugee doesn't steal your kidney pal

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Forrest Gump?

*coughing intensifies*

Its important to point out that unlike Riggins, who is officially a match fixer, Bingham simply bet as a hedge for his own highest break prize, not even with a bookie, just with a mate.

If we don't see you tomorrow I'll assume you have been beheaded by an ISIS defector

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I like Neil but a Trump Wilson final would be the tits

Dobranoc

you keep announcing worrying things that require more explanations like they're nothing.
is this a Bosnian thing?

The WoW/DOTA-geek must win the tournament now.

Talk about the lesser of two evils. But in such a situation I'd be backing Koiren all the way

>do stretches and basic excercise naked
>23c inside temperature
>go sit on a leather sofa after doing them
>ass and skin are now sweaty
>uncomfortable snooker viewing experience

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Yes! Cheers Luca

You never do blood tests in Portugal? You don't have the technology?

excercises are you doing

light core strength, makes me fall asleep better lad
leather ob sweaty skin is a bad feel

Baffling posts

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want a wipe down?

Why would you do stretches/excercises naked? That's just uncomfy.

Random refugee invades your house
Of course you go for a blood test next day

nah, I was just trying to be funny.

crossing Bosnia and Finland off my list of places to visit

Don't you Finns like being sweaty?

Does anyone know if scottish people say any of this shit or they just Mcanusisms

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twitter.com/neil_treacy/status/1122231894035378181

sauna sweat is different
why not? it's not like the neighbours are watching

That vegan girl. She's there in the front row every day at almost every session. Tough bunch them vegans.

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SNOOKER LOOPY NUTS ARE WE

ME AND HIM AND THEM AND WE

WE'LL SHOW YOU WHAT WE CAN DO

WITH A LOAD OF BALLS AND A SNOOKER CUE

POT THE REDS THEN, SCREW BACK

FOR THE YELLOW, GREEN, BROWN, BLUE, PINK AND BLACK

SNOOKER LOOPY NUTS ARE WE

WE'RE ALL SNOOKER

LOOPY

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>bosnia is a stranger in his own home and is being experimented on by mad scientists whilst we're comfortably (aside from finbro) enjoying snooker

Should we start a kickstarter lads?

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waifu ruski pls
you're obsessed

Say what?

WALLOP (SNOOKERED)!

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She does something for me and I can't really explain why. There's a slight Linda Hamilton thing going on but I think it's more I just want her to give me a handy whilst scowling and judging me for my carnivorous ways.

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy
Now ol' Milo as we all know's
Got loadsa dappa suits
London bred and he keeps his head
'Though he's got Italian roots
Emotional but he keeps his cool
'Til he reaches the finals
And whether he wins or whether he don't
'I always bite me eyeballs'
Now our friend Den, hours he spent
Down the snooker hall
On the old green baize his mates seem amazed
At skills with a snooker ball
And them long shots, he never ever got
Why? The old mind boggles
But nowadays he pots the lot
'Cos I wear these goggles'
Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy
Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff
In the valleys of the land of song
And as the reds he puts to bed
He likes to sing along
And if I win he says with a grin
It can only help me can't it
I'll celebrate, I'll buy another eight
'Hairbrushes for me barnet'

Why is it called partridge? What does it mean?

why? so the refugee can steal the money? nah...

>someone saved a photo of my tv

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Where's the brooding girl who didn't smile until Morph failed a maximum

Now old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone
And his mates all take the rise
His opponent said cover up his head
Cos it's shining in my eyes
When the light shines down on his bare crown
It's a cert he's gonna walk it
It's just not fair giving off that glare
'Perhaps I ought to chalk it'
Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy
Now Steve last year come very near
To winning the snooker crown
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut
Cos the black ball wouldn't go down
His manager of all said 'Sod that ball'
But it helped him make his mind up
Now he don't care who wins this year
'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up'
Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy
Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy
Snooker loopy nuts are we...
We're all snooker loopy

google Alan Partridge. Kinda like Larry David in Curb

She's my waifu, pls don't post her.

reeeeeeeeeeeee stop missing Stuart

The absolute state of Bingham and this WC in general.

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>4 red against cushion
he's going to steal the frame, isn't he?

Based

> another frame ball

Not like this Bing

he's a legendary character in english TV history
here's a sample
youtube.com/watch?v=Xhlx43rTs2Q

>he doesn't have a separate folder of anons tvs

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I found the odds quite interesting to simulate my bets. It's not like I saved all pictures of peoples feet and televisions from last year.

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If you're betting outrights best to do it on betfair exchange desu

JV: I'm standing up, everyone! And now I'm sitting down again.

Thanks JV

...

Best girl is furious sequinned wife

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Corr, wouldn't mind a go on her fronties

post your're are crowdfu

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we all know they did it.

>life keeps interfering with my snooker watching
>haven't watched a game in like 4 days

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Why can't I just lock myself in a room with snacks and drinks for the entire duration of the tournament and tell everyone to fuck off and let me watch snooker all day??

What memes have I missed? I've missed pretty much all of the round of 16 but saw parts of the first round.

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147 incoming

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wouldn't mind a good old stare, myself

What a wonderful smile she has

underrated 90's hottie imo.

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Haven't got one saved from snooker but have this from Wimbledon.

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You missed a very sad evening session desu

Would it be autism if you came to watch snooker dressed like a player with your own meme patches?

Did you miss the giant killer memes, friendo

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Not sure she doesn't have a girly penis.

She was there with her mum so I'd wager that she has the tism

Ausbro is on the run from the jannies
Young Chinese Players are all the rage
We've learnt this evening that Bosnian is a living nightmare

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>no GARGOOLS

C-can she see us?

you missed our valiant resistance against the janny menace, that's about it

She always does.

POT SOME FAKKIN BALLS BING

Thicc Plain Jane for me - she's better looking this year...

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KUBOL

Sarah Millican-tier. Good taste.

kuebol too fast for JV

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rough
horses for courses though I spose

Stupid sexy Selby

I saw the memes but missed the match. Also, what the fuck happened to the zester?

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Bing not happy

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Snoojer cameramen need,to start doing crowd scouting like futbol

was zested

He's completely shit now. Both his matches were absolutely disgraceful, and I usually enjoy watching him. Zero break building, literally became the twenty's plenty meme.

>tfw Scottish
>tfw I never root for Higgins

There's just something about him that I can't stand. Maybe it's cause he's a Celtic fan and therefore naturally a bad human being but nah, that's not it... there's something else. Can't put my finger on it.

Yep, noticed the girl and some blokes who have snooker tshirts. Miss the old geezer from Australia and his ties.

Very good post. What other reason would you need?

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Whatever you think of him as a person he's the third best player ever

you missed the only meme I half-created that has ever been used again.
smugcahillnoflukejustskill.jpg

He's got an aura about him
Just seems like a twat, I'm sure he's a nice enough bloke but I agree with you

Who are the top 2 and how are you defining "best"?

still a match fixing cunt m8

Ronnie / Hendry in no particular order. Davis was the only sober guy amongst alcoholics so I'm putting John above him.

Has anyone seen medal man this year or has he finally copped it

He seems like the kind of person that talks behind your back and lets you think he's your friend for a few years.

he's been spotted many times

Nah medal man has been spotted the other day mate

Nah, he was there the first day

>Riggins above Davis

Literally the worst snooker take ive ever heard.

I also just dislike people from Lanarkshire/all of that mass of shithole towns in central Scotland between Edinburgh and Glasgow. Backwards hellhole. Maybe I'm a snob.

What match did he fix?

when are we doing our own Snooker Loopy mashup?

You recon the lads at Boston Dynamics could make a snooker robot?
That would be fucking sick

Where do you live?

Weak era. Peak John would have done just as well, if not better.

Worth getting this lads?

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Davis run in the WC before he retired puts him ahead for me

If you want to look like an idiot, yes good buy mate

Davis is ahead of Higgins, alcoholics or not.
This is pushing the "weak era" argument a bit too far imo.
It's not Steve's fault that he played when he did.
Besides, he also managed to beat O'Sullivan in a ranking final in 1997.
The man's a legend and synonymous with snooker.
You can't put Higgins who isn't ahead of him in any meaningful metric (except perhaps centuries) above the legend that is Steve Davis.

Prepare you asses for a Riggins victory. There is nothing you can do about it

>muh riggins
>muh fucking hate big bad dirty match fixers!!!?

Shut the fuck up you annoying fucking SJW morale crusader cucks and just watch the fucking match for what it is

Davis also beat Higgins at the WC in 2010, if I recall correctly.

He will lose the final for a third year in a row.

They both fixed the same amount of matches so probably tied

probably.

The nice part of Renfrewshire. Used to live in the west end of Glasgow. Yes, I'm a snob.

>2019
>still defending a match fixer

Give me a (You) if you think Big Jock Knew

I wouldnt even put riggo ahead of selby, and if robertson wins this one hes probably equal. Ray Readern is also above him so hes a best joint fifth and likely to be knocked even further soon

He never fixed any matches

>watch the fucking match
ain't doing that shit nigger

...

Higgins fucked it?

fuck off mate. he was literally caught on tape match fixing and yet you still defend him.

>"fuck riggins!!!!1 dirty match fixer. Come on bing!!!"

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Will snooker ever be popular in America? There must be some sort of gimmick that could get the sport more popular there. Maybe have cheerleaders do a routine every time there's a century break or something?

Also, how did it get so popular in China of all places but nowhere else really?

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He didn't fix any matches. Fact

If you said you were gonna kill someone on tape and you didnt does make you a murderer

Just export shootout to Americans. It's the perfect American sport.

by the same logic, someone that threatens to murder someone is a murderer even if they get caught before committing the act.

There was another younger guy wearing a medal today. A medal impostor.

youtube.com/watch?v=e3Vu0iCRuYw

Bing getting bonged.

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Americans are bored by pool so probably not.

you now remember that power snooker was a thing that happened

oh god, this is pathetic.

lol literally my skill level
also americans calling it 'snucker'

youtube.com/watch?v=A2g6D6Ki_-Y

they caught him before the match was played

>best of 9
It must have been a marathon

kek

only just tuned in for the end of this match, been any good? missed anything ?

I've seen Steve Davis knock the shit out of David Cross about 50 times at this point, and I don't think I'm going to get sick of it in the near future.

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Ding got drumpfed hard

Bing bottled two frames on a frame ball. Came back to 11 - 11.

Ohh bubby I wanna fugg Sharon Horgan
She's mean and I like it

the whole thing is a disaster, even the commentators.

youtube.com/watch?v=JBTZ73t1npE

>the crowd openly mocking the POWER BALL

>He plays snooker like a combination of Pythagoras and Pele, lining up sublime shots at angles that defy logic as he switches from right- to left-handed without thinking about it. The BBC called him “the Da Vinci of the baize,” referring to the green felt that hugs the snooker table, and compared him to Mayweather and Federer, insomuch as he turns his sport into an art.

For me, it's the Da Vinci of the baize.

pottery

thanks

Can any of the NPCs that keep spamming "Riggins" please tell me why exactly I should be bothered about spot fixing or single frame fixing? Guarantee literally none of you would even be able tell the difference between a fixed frame and a regular frame

a wild match fixer appears

youtu.be/yAZSzy-rurs

how do I become GRANITE?

>THATS 14 POINTS!

Fucking kek
What the shit is going on

You just have to find your POWER ZONE

you're in the power zone

lmfao what the fuck is this shit

kek, when two match fixers have to lose the exact same frame

Is that Peter Drury on comms?

The sports version of this car

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bingham getting dinged

>Power Snooker was created by Rod Gunner and Ed Simons, both producers with backgrounds in the entertainment industry. Gunner had been involved with Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance, while Simons was co-producer of the film The Lawnmower Man.

Just the lads who you would want in charge of revamping snooker.

Yeah it must be. He's a good footy commentator but... well there's no polishing that POWER TURD.

top kek

>All my life I have searched for a sport that feels a certain way

And 147s

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_snooker?wprov=sfla1 what the fuck is this

Bing is done.

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>everythign potted whilst behind the baulk line is worth 4x points
I'm dead

That car is nicer than half the shit on the road today

Reading more about American snucker

>In one frame, the black ball was dead, seemingly lost in no-man’s land off to the side. But Prabhakar sunk a blue and made sure the white headed straight for the black, smacking it off the cushion and back into open play. It was beautiful play. As is tradition, Fung tapped the table in appreciation.

I'm pretty sure this never happened but imagine a player getting up from his seat to tap the table while his opponent is mid break.

Has anyone spotted this greasy incel sitting in the front row with his awful beard?

hows about this then
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinuca_brasileira

why was the green worth 2?
I was so confused by that.

Be careful m8 he's a wizard

Fucking hate americans mate

poll time bitches and bastards
strawpoll.me/17908390

>tipping your opponent

Yeah, that's a really bad story, any American would just loudly clap for a good shot.

I think her Tabbness just got confused with the sheer shitness of it all.

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it's worth 2x points but potting the powerball also makes everything 2x points for 2 minutes, so being in the powerzone during powerplay makes it 4x

looks more comfy desu.
should be good for practice.

strawpoll.me/17908401
Before this session ends and the thread dies we need answers

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>forget to get up to tap the table after opponent's good pot
>get shot

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powerzone sounds like something out of a 90s gateway computer advert

Looks like Chris Morris in disguise

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>190cm master race

[rigging intensifies]

I once watched Shane van Boening and Corey Deuel play snooker in my local club and they bashed their cue into the ground when the other player played a good shit, was very loud

Imagine the smell

hnnnnng

kg*

>not wanting to live in Hendry's old comfy turf of Auchterader

That's the worst beard I've seen in my life.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

GET FUCKING IN THERE JOHN BOY

For an American pool player, every pot in snooker is a good shot

GRANITE

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That's up near Stirling and Hendry's a well-to-do Hearts fan. Probably very pleasant in person outside of the autism.

tbf at least he hasn't dyed it red

>no bing
>no ding
>not even bazza
is there unironically any point in watching the rest of the tourney now?

>GAWGULS
are you insane?

Higgins v Robertson should be good

Neil is one of us and Koiren is a good boy. They need our energy (not that we do anybody any good)

>tfw on the old green baize your mates will never be amazed at your skill with a snooker ball

GWAN ROBBO

Thank god it's over, I get to sleep.

Maybe Riggins will win it and firmly cement snooker as the joke of a sport it's become

HIGGINS THROUGH
DING OUT
/147/ SEETHING

perfect night

do it for robbo and koiren

night lads

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t. pic related

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Are people who “support” ding just joking? How can you support a fucking robotic chinese insectoid

Ooft, you're hurting badly

Goodnight fellow Higginsfriend

Obviously. I never liked Ding, it was a joke all along haha

>unironically supporting a match fixer.

Pretty fucking shit robot mate.

??

>been exclusively posting GARGOOLS for the past few years
>now it's been adopted and you guys keep butchering the spelling

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I hate Ron Jiggins just because he's boring. He's like when Man City win the Premier League; I don't care if it's good, it isn't interesting. He suffocates memes and fun out of existence until all you can do is grimly accept his victory.

Goodnight lads.

Pleasure shitposting with you all, as always.

The closest thing we have to robots is the British players pal. If Ding and Liang were emotionless robots they'd win more

Yeah haha imagine supporting that loser! haha

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night boyo

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Bing and Ding out in one night.
Stings a bit lads

Keep crying lad

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based and gargoolpilled

I don't want China dominating snooker and everytime he wins or does well, it boosts Chinese snooker profile and more insectoids join.

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Tuesday, 30 April

10:00

David Gilbert (Eng) v Kyren Wilson (Eng)

Gary Wilson (Eng) v Ali Carter (Eng)

14:30

John Higgins (Sco) v Neil Robertson (Aus)

Judd Trump (Eng) v Stephen Maguire (Sco)

19:00

David Gilbert (Eng) v Kyren Wilson (Eng)

Gary Wilson (Eng) v Ali Carter (Eng)

What do we think lads?

>you will never lost a frame to Ng On Yee and then get her back by breaking her tiny Asian coochie with your massive fleshy cue

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>tfw hit the bump limit twice in one day

what did he mean by this?

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>14:30
>John Higgins (Sco) v Neil Robertson (Aus)

AGGGG . I'm working. Can't see the game :-(

I wanted to see the thunder from down under trounce Riggins

I'm thinking it's the worst standard of snooker since the 90s

best of how many frames?

>not slamming your pink into her tight pockets

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iktf

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90, with 2 pints per frame

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Ng On Yee mind

Guarantee Higgins has a sneaky pint in the dressing room and there’s nothing wrong with that

Ng's always On Yee mind, and mine too

25 la.

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snucker

Not the most exciting line up lets hope they prove us wrong but the standard hasnt been great.

>1 villain per match

absolutely kino draw

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He's a cuddly robot, like Tickle Me Elmo or an electric blanket.

check out THIS 147

According to whom? You’ve never met the man. He may drown kittens in his off time

How do you know I've never met him? I could be Neil Robertson for all you know.

Show us your army, lad.

Looking forward to Robertson vs Higgins tomorrow lads

oof so close

This is all I have with me right now, because I'm currently out drowning kittens.

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Winner of Higgins vs Robertson will win the tournament

Agreed.

Higgins will need to improve his long pots and early frame safeties, don't think Robertson will give him as many chances to mount counter clearances mid-break as Bingham did

>robertson will win the tournament

Info on this?