World Cup winning Australian cricketer comes out on his birthday

lol gay

Lmao

t. homoface
gays all have a look

bit gay tb h

Don't let your sons use hair products. Or be Ausfailian.

oh no no no no no lmao

I know a gay English guy that teaches English in Bulgaria. They call him Zachy b

He’s Australian. The fact that he’s gay is hardly a secret.

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This

Don’t use it as an insult lads

/cric/ more like penis in butt/crack/

Meet me in /cric/ for bumsex ;)

Australians are just going to wake up right now.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA NICE “SPORT” HOMOS LMFAO AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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So this is the power of /cric/

>taswegian
eh, better than fugging his mum I spose?

lol cric is the sport of gay

/hoc/ > /cric/

based

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/hoc/ digits

ahahaha i know, fuck homos, they are so gay
don't mind me posting this very non-homoerotic picture because i'm as straight as an arrow haha

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has anyone thought about how cric rhymes with dick. so whyn someone loves cric it is kind of like they are lovig dick lmao

H - hockey
O - over
C - cricket

This is nothing for Australia. There was some actual faggot rugby league player came out over there in like 1994. They won't care. But stay mad pajeet because they are better than you at the cricket lmao

Cricket is fucking gay
Sincerely,
/hoc/

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the other day I was walking down the street and I saw a guy wearing a black caps shirt and I said "cricket fans are big homos"

he immediately looked at his feet and walked away in shame

grigget is for gays anyway.

>semen slurping sport

He was probably on his holidays from some farm near Wellington and his Gran gave him that shirt to wear while he's away. Stop being a cunt, kiwis are nice and you shouldn't bully them.

Typical Canigger behavior.

So this is the real reason /cric/ had an obsession with big muscular men?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAGAHHHGGGAAAAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING FAGGOTS
t. /hoc/

cricket is for everyone

feel bad for the mother desu

>played by gays
>india ranked #1 in the world
>""""""real sport""""""

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Where's the dad?

In the picture

Will /cric/ EVER stop getting BTFO?

that's the bf, you fag

maybe he switches between a nuturing dad and dominant daddy in and out of the bedroom bigot

Exactly, I'm glad we understand each other.

/hoc/

you're both fags

ummm no honey, you're just a bitter bigot with no love in his life. all love is beautiful

Come out of the closet already.

>Together for 5 years
And NOBODY knew?!

I don't want to talk about this anymore, fucking disgusting

No talkie, just swallow this cock sweetite ;)

it's ok sweetie, you can be honest about your repressed feelings here

Don't be like that, pull down your pants big boy.

gaaay

Good for him. Don't give a fuck who's putting their cock in who so long as it isn't me. At least the dude is happy you bunch of miserable cunts.

>t. Penis muncher

you're defo gay mate haha

>muh happiness
this doesn't make something okay

Faggot cope
youtube.com/watch?v=b85QF-Xgn34
Learn about sodomites
They're nasty

shivansh with the bants.
ausgays btfo

fucking k e k imagine getting btfo by a poo

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>getting bummed on the reg
>happy
Doubt it tbqhwy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm gay and I've posted in /cric/ for years. It was even more difficult because there isn't many other Chinese cricket fans in Auckland I can talk to so was always thankful for /cric/

>Social Media User
>Comes out as a faggot

Colour me shocked

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>I'm gay
OH NO NO NO NO

>chinese and gay in auckland
sounds like a sitcom

Good for him.

poofs have no right to happiness

Your gaydar is broke my dude

>my dude
Don't need a gaydar to tell you're bent, that's for sure

reminder gays are more intelligent and have larger penises on average

too much time spent playing with the ol' bat and balls does that to a man

Have you noticed how many gays date men that look like themselves? it is obviously a form of narcissism, women are too different, they actually want to fuck themselves. it's a form of mutual masturbation

More like buggeria.
Am I doing it rite?

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You would know

It was bants lads

holy, shiv walking us through this one i get it now

lol australia will never recover from this

i wish i was gay

is this bait or what

Good for him. Who gives a fuck.

is this /cric/ ?

>play a sport for poofs
>is a poof himself

Color me shocked.

>pick one
that means he isn't coming out you absolute freshcunt

statsLORD

Truth nuke

lol fags

What is that they're eating?

Time digits
Digits
Based

Gaystralia lel

post bussy

Coming from you lmaoo

>media shitstorm imminent

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Fucking lol

This may end up as a huge shitshoe

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>it's real
Fucking hell AHAHAHAHAHA

>I was only pretending to be a fudge-packing faggot
the absolute COPE of /cric/

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Yes Jimmy represent!!

One day I'll pick up the courage to nonchalantly mention it to my clubmates too.

E: Thanks for all the kind comments. It says something about the attitudes still common in organised sports that it's literally the only part of my life where I'm not comfortable being myself. Yet.

E2: merci gentil étranger

E3: For fucking fucks sake. Talk about unwelcome, retrograde idiocy that is harmful to the cause. Reflects well on the many, many people (especially here) who welcomed 'it' with such openheartedness. Hopefully this circus doesn't deter actual closeted sportspeople from being themselves. Coming out is one of the most difficult things someone can do and the person who wrote this tweet, with a bit of thought, might have realised that. Fuck sake.

youtu.be/tnjICt9esTc
worried what Daniel's up to lads

Based statsy

>all this backlash
what is wrong with gay people

He probably saw one Indian woman and just "noped" out of pussy.

what is right with them

>Glenn Maxwell replied to it saying “great courage”
do you reckon he was taking the piss?

gbf

so when is he going to come out and announce he has GRIDS? no such thing as a monogamous gay person. disease is their future

If you can if a person is gay just by how he looks you're probably gay

Will he get banned for having a crack at gays like Israel Folau? The plot thickens..

>said boyfriend as a bit of banter like mates call people fags and shit
>doesn't realise that Poe's Law is a thing
>Have to go 'yeah I'm not a poof'
Good thing Australia doesn't care or there would be a shitstorm.

Or, as it is known in India; a shoe.

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>Good thing Australia doesn't care or there would be a shitstorm.
lol
news.com.au/sport/cricket/cricketer-james-faulkners-boyfriend-post-slammed-as-puerile-locker-room-behaviour/news-story/3af507f787c4eb218bbea4d51a7e66d2

>some butthurt(lol) poof gets mad
The general public don't.

>asking in english
I wonder how many votes actually came from people in India who watch cricket instead of a bunch of hijras and e-dalits that think being woke on the internet makes you an enlightened person.

kek
yeah they’re just twitter warriors trying to save face because they already made posts congratulating him

>link that to my aussie mate
>link url pops up
>title is changed to 'Sad reaction to James Faulkner’s ‘boyfriend’ post'
>laugh as I imagine the journalists are going 'fucking sad poofs reacting to this shit'

Willing to bet a large % want to see it for women in sports gear due to a fetish and a large % do it to see hilarity ensue and an even larger % hoping it's men vs women.

>Willing to bet a large % want to see it for women in sports gear due to a fetish
well if i'm really honest, that's the whole reason i watch women's cricket in the first place

Homos BTFO

I hope Ben Stokes heems this fucking evil homophobe

The Good: Stokes
The Bad: Folau
The Ugly: Faulkner

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

He isn't, retard. He's literally admitted it was banter. See

Well, there we have it.

Can't stand homophobia

Seriously why are you guys so scared? Scared that you may kiss another guy and like it too much?

yeah

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WTF i love Faulkner now!

WTF i love Faulkner now!

I'm not a homophobe but gay guys are gross. Lesbos are cool

fucking based poo

American tries to watch cricket
youtube.com/watch?v=lgI56hqCAKQ

Yeah homophobia is for fags real men go full homodium

Here we see the average /pol/ poster

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he took the picture

Where

Its real though

Yea, bummed the FUCK out

Fuck my ass

>Greens candidate for Higgins & LGBTIQ advocate Jason Ball has called out a post by Australian cricketer James Faulkner, saying the LGBTIQ community need “support” & not to be “the butt of a joke.”
Why is James Faulkner making gay men the butt of his jokes?

SHITTED.COM

bogan more like bogay lmao

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he sounds like the literal definition of cancer

If the greens weren't such a bunch of actual fags they'd get way more votes

I still can't believe there isn't a GENUINE environmental party that just goes middle of the road between libs/ labor on everything else
They actually did better in the last NSW election despite all the infighting so maybe my idea wouldn't get off the ground

Word.

fucking KEK

The Aus Democrats used to do that but that's a whole other story and the gays got in there eventually too (it wasn't destroyed by the gays though)

>500 rupees for a ticket
What the fuck? No wonder BCCI barley makes more than CA kek

>arachnophobia huh
>you must secretly want to fuck spiders

Am i too late to make a sticky wicket joke

>When /hoc/ gets OUTBANTERED
absolutely baseed lad.

Any North West lads wanting sucked

Do you anything about standard of living, economics etc?

Reckon /hoc/ wants it up the arse

why do you think that's relevant

settle down statsy

So THAT's what gay means?

T. blaise hoeftmann

Idk who that is, who cares if someone's gay anyway

>gays talking about butts again
not surprised

Why are gays so fragile?
Why can't gays take a little bit of bants?

who cares?

youtube.com/watch?v=DEoTpJufkTo

how good was this knock though

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english is the lingua franca of india, tens of millions speak it

based shiv coming through

based fucking statsGOD

how's the bf mate

cricket is for everyone

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Absolute GOAT game. I very rarely remember ODI games but this one was beyond GOAT. Would've let him bum me after this
youtube.com/watch?v=MfkfA4-j1Nk&t=181s

where did the time go lads

haddin had such a punchable face

t. Jimmy Anderson

absolute cunt of a man

cost >us the ashes too when he dropped Root at Cardiff

>cricketer
>gay
What a shocker

Turns out he's not gay and the 5 years was a joke about being housemates wew

instagram.com/p/Bw2-aefB63J/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=XMhIKAABAAGFJf88T7cudjKgjGyg
>Hey tonn' I'm not gay anymore it was just pills for my back

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he had a doctors note

I'm actually not a fan of capeshit because they age so poorly but endgame is seriously amazing.

alri straffo

so girls can have girlfriends and its ok
but a guy has a boyfriend and he is gay now?

sexist much! shaking atm

>tasmanians

Faulkner has a bangin mum tbf

S T A T S G O D
T
A
T
S
G
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hes a fAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaag

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>Australia 10 years behind the US in everything
>People are still eating meals out of skillets
>Gays are still using social media to come out of the closet.

Do you guys like to tuck your shirt into your Jnco jeans or do you just keep it out

Sebbo why won't you tell your muslim mother that you are a fag and watch how she kills you and call it honour killing.

>implying sebLORD doesn’t eat his meals out of skillets too

back in bongistan lads

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You there for a wedding or something m8?

Why did you come back la?

just a little trip back simple as

Disgusting

don't remember giving you permission to reenter the country mate

He's not gay, lad. Please don't let this put you off our sport. PLEASE watch our sport.

Yea doubt he got a reentry licence

>he doesn’t have any friends in country who would invite him to their spring wedding
Sad

>fags making this an issue
Fuck I hate this country sometimes.

if I had to take a stab at a current player being gay, I would say ben stokes. he fights for gay rights with great fervor and passion

missed England. Won’t be moving abroad again

khawaja and adam zampa are 100% gay for each other lad
youtube.com/watch?v=WyzoNVsWMT4

i doubt you have any friends at all except as you live in the fucking desert sourrounded by illegals

based

looking good mate

For me, Stephen Davies

no human being is illegal you fucking child-imprisoning nazi

just perusing zachy's truthbombs regarding Islam

weather is pretty nice at the moment, brexshit has been delayed again, and we have a feast of cricket on the horizon
quite good times

Crisis averted as they were just roommates and that he really, really liked women after all. Good to see them share such a great bond.

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so what do we think about alex hales sniffing cocaine (unconfirmed but you can put the pieces together)
he definitely looks like the type

Not one bit surprised, but reckon its the first piece of the puzzle for unravelling England at the world cup. It was bound to happen.

apparently there's a two strike policy and regular drug tests so I just have to call him a mong

won't get on my high horse though we've all been there

How many pakis have you seen from airport to your home?

unironically can’t think of anywhere in the world that epitomises a cultural wasteland more than Tucson Arizona . Literally anywhere else in the world you could argue has more culture

Attended a wedding earlier this month, will attend another in June and one in August. Will also be visiting with my best friend from law school next month for his new baby’s baptism (I’m to be his godfather). All back east, of course; I’ll be earning lots of frequent flier miles haha

he probably doesn't get into our best team but would have been a nice option to have coming in

worried about the Muslims for this world cup lads

surely they'll be too busy watching cricket to detonate?

His beard to look straight

Ole

was concerned about this too

snackbar? here in england? dont talk daft

dude loves his cock. All these new wave young deano brainletbasher types do

are you autistic?
he's taking the piss

Based Stars poster

you and pakis are cut from the same vermin cloth

Have the lad watch some hockey. Straighten him right up.

NEED more englishmen to post regularly in cricket threads lads

Are you dumb?
back to you know where my friend

*coke lol

we'll get a stream of cazzies during the world cup I expect

They're muslims, i think there's a difference

Honestly surprised that hockey isn’t a quintessentially English sport. It’s basically free dental extractions for all your shitty teeth

I hope so mate i really do

>get caught doing dodgy political deals
>"we were on the sauce"

based jimbo ashby

AUSSIE FUDGE PACKERS DESTROYED

(Shiv/Shiva is the God of Destruction)

Didn't realise gays were mad about this. Actually quite funny kek.

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big dick cric
small cock hoc

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i cant really be bothered to read their drivel, but whats the issue here
something along the lines of you shouldnt joke about the INCREDIBLY stunning and brave act of taking it up the harris?

does take a lot of bravery to take a giant throbbing schlong up your one way tight shitter

Probably a troll/blackmail account.

Someone post the Stoinis-Zampa sausagefest

they’re just seething that he’s not actually gay.Imo there’s very few gay sportsmens even tho there’s lots of lesbos

not even a homo hater but why do faggots act like their life is a soap opera all the time?
keep your gay drama to yourself queers

what are gays without gay drama?

watching zyzz vids lads

Fucking based. Started lifting again a few months ago and feels good, lad.

we're all going to make it

Seething paki

fuarr

How did I know streetshitistan and pakistan would have a fit over this

the chad indian vs the virgin aussie

looking good mate

See that Aussie cricketer who raped that cunt

know people who know him
cunt apparently, unsurprisingly

youtube.com/watch?v=CZe9YxJNs48

Lesbians, hot ones and not the short haired dykes, are cool. That's it's though

My Boomer XI (35 and older)

Murali Vijay
Mohammed Hafeez
Hashim Amla
Ross Taylor
Chris Gayle
Shaun Marsh
MS Dhoni
Imran Tahir
Tim Murtagh
Steyn
Anderson

ill make one in the morning

don't expect it'll be much different,

much prefer homos to fat cunts personally

quick rundown?

RCB vs RR is 5 over game starting in 13 mins, is 5 over the future?

What's the point? Just flip a coin, or have comedy races instead to decide the winner.

its the future lad

23 off first over lol

?? Murali Vijay is an up and coming prodigy yet to meet his potential. He is a zoomer

lol kohli 23 off 5

>poovilliers

lmfao hattrick in a 5 over game

he's just not the same after losing his hair

lmfao at RCB batting

>5 over game
>lose 1 over to wickets
>RCB
The "C" stands for choking

HOLY MOTHER OF STATSGOD

they got 33 for first 8 balls

it's pouring here lads, will sleep comfy today :) match over too

just realised I’m gay and bummed a man lads

BASED zachy

You're also balding and an alcoholic

don’t even drink most days

Sounds elite

for me its sleep deprivation

based

fart report: just farted

it's three strikes, the third one tears up his county contract and maybe a 12 month suspension

please explain how that's relevant

reckon we need gay quotas?

Zoomer XI:

Prithvi Shaw
Haseeb Hameed
Will Pucovski
Jason Sangha
Ollie Pope
Shimron Hetmyer
Rishabh Pant
Sam Curran
Mohammad Hasnain
Rashid Khan
Lloyd Pope