Now I know why they're called Real Salt Lake

Now I know why they're called Real Salt Lake

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rundown?

melanin gives you whining super powers.

Zlatan bantered him on the pitch and he got really salty about it.

>be 60 IQ subhuman
>lived in England
>be used to everyone accepting your beast like attitude
>hehe gonna pick on dis white boii
>white boy calls you a nigger, embaresses you at the one thing you believe you can do and rubs your face in it

This nigger will never EVER recover

Didn't Zlatan bully him while they played in Milan as well?

Zlatan doesn't seem like the type to apologize all that often and one of the few times he does, this nog still won't accept it. Truly no pleasing these types

>why can't this white boi just leave me alone

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They look like this bickering kids that end up married in the end

No, you're thinking of an American who iirc was Oguchi Onyewu who played at Milan at the time

>Nedum Onuoha
Christ, haven't heard that name for a while.

Fuck you're right

Zlatan got btfo by Onyewu

Was great on FM.

A real shame.

Zlatan pulled him down at one point during the match, they squared up and Zlatan got booked. Zlatan then scored a celebrated by screaming in his face. After the match Zlatan went to RSL's dressing room to apologise but Onouha refused to accept his apology.

Based and Keownpilled

Based Zlatan

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> I'm going to do you

no wonder he didn't let Zlatan into the dressing room after the game

why did Zlatan pulled the american? I saw the sequence but I've missed that bit

Kek

REMINDER: Nedum Onuoha STILL holds the Manchester Schoolboys sprinting records because he was one FAST MAMBOJAMBO

IIRC Ibra said that he picks one opponent to 'hate' on all game to hype himself up.

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What went so wrong that he had to leave for my little soccer league?

Hitting his 30th birthday before leaving the academy

>be 60 IQ subhuman
Nedum actually used to get bullied for being too book smart for a footballer lol

>zaltan
>white

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Underrated commentary OP

seething faggots

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Has Zlatan always been a PK babby? All he does in MLS now is push people in the box and flop for penalties, then score them. He's second in the league in scoring but literally half of them are pks.

Cept Zlatan 7cm taller, that's three inches. I don't think he'd be willing to start shit with Zlatan.

Who is first?

Vela lol

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Based.

imagine going to a retirement league and doing this lmao, rooney should be the face of the league right now dude is classy and more fun to watch

It turns out he's a meme.
Same with Lucho Acosta. He may have lost enough of his shine for teams to back off, but if he ends up going to Europe whichever team gets him will be really disappointed.

But Messi misses penalties.

Vela's scored one of two penalties this year, fwiw

Ah I see. Carry on then.