/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Day Ten

Good afternoon lads, looking forward to seeing if Carter's attitude has perked up a bit today

there you go.
thanks.

This is clearly a doctored image, JV doesn't have his eyes on the kubol.

Imagine Carter v Maguire semifinal

Tournament is proper shite this year

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I'll end up learning Russian from watching the ol' snookey.

I'm quite happy being Cliff.
whose idea was it?

I missed him because of the "young and talented" nearly 30 years old Koiren.

It was some anonymous guy, I'm afraid

Дaвaй дaвaй

what are these things supposed to be on the BBC?

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Afternoon lads

was in work at 4 so probably going to fall asleep during the snooks I'm afraid

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>young Chinese players

CAHM ON THE OWK

FUCK ALI CARTER

Dubs for Farter and Blorkins

GWAN ZHOU

Yuelong has very patrician walk on music

Now compare it to Judds which is coming up

>Confucius enters the crucible and boshes out a 147 on the first frame

Dennis Taylor: "These young Chinese players lack the experience to win"

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Singles for Barry

Lol Soz mistaken Judd for playing Yuelong when he’s playing ding

Haha what am I like

Anyways borkings music is a shit choice

why does koiren wear an old lady's shawl pattern on his vest?

Based Kyren having Roll With It for his intro

My opinion of this young lad changes dramatically

>Joe You Long

Lmao Wilson is wearing Gucci loafers.

I kind of like him just because Trump doesn't like him.

>young
>not Chinese

have you noticed how they interact when he's cueing?

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Imagine liking Oasis lmfao

Pleb and NPC tier

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Oasis or Bloor?

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Also those little steps he take before shot
>Step step step
>rub the cue
>step step

Suede

Agreed

GWAN ZHOU MY SON FINISH OFF THE SEETHING BR*XIT MUG

yeah, all of that and his soft loafers.
it's infuriating but I can't look away.

Blur. But Blur are also quite bad. Damon should stick to making Gorillaz musiz

Always much preferred them over Oasis back in the 90s. Well I liked many 90's Brit rock bands over Oasis tbqh.

>muh cue power

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Now THAT is cue power.

So what happened to that red? Did it get put back onto the table?

>you now remember when Ronnie fucked a whole snooker season off acted like he didn’t practice or give a fuck only to come and destroy everyone in the world championship

good times

2012 Ronnie nothing has came close to that

>blorkins

m8 bazza blorkins first sesh yesterday would bash him

Quick count, don't think so.

S E E T H I N G
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Fuck off Zoomer

true meme players all 4 of them

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Yup ballyer

snucker

WHAT THE FUCK

What is up with this table

Ronnie messed with it last night

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blorkins is a meme player, he's either making 5 centuries in a row or not managing a single pot.
I'm done supporting this absolute buffoon.

Nothing, they’re both being shit

>I'm done supporting this absolute buffoon.

Get out.

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>Go from Super hero to a Zero in 2 sessions

>B.Hawkins

He’s a Europa league level player at best

Is that valid? It did leave the table...

Barry playing like hot garbage

Yeah, but never the clothed part of it.

Yeah it counts.

Nah it didn't. It's valid

>actually believing two cushion escapes are in any way reliable.
99 times out of 100 they don't work, I honestly don't understand why they play this.
better off just rolling in to a red.

CAHM ON THE OWK

So if it went over the wooden part, it would've been invalid?
Nice, I didn't know. Never seen anything like that before.

If it hits the floor it's invalid.

Based Blorbkins pulling Keiran into a bad rhythm just to finish him off

Pot noodle..... Original curry

State of modern snooker

Bazmo must win this year

He must

IT'S HIS FUCKING TURN

>snooker players bitching about flukes
Like you've never had flukes before you whiny fuckers

kek

Fat twat

This. Fuck Kyren "Youngster" Wilson. Every snooker player gets flukes, it's simply part of the game.

Come on Bazza, beat this arrogant little dopey eyed cunt

You sure it's not the wooden part too?

based koiren
fuck boomers

Haha time for home and /147/. Looks like Kylo might win against are Baz.

>tfw have to get up at 4am
>tfw will miss Trump vs Ding

Wtf is Blorkins doing

bottlejob blorkins

His best Ali impression 100% seething.

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Come on Baz

Can't stand this cunt Wilson

>watching BBC

>fat snobby Morphey is now commentating

FUCK

haha ali just got absolutely mugged off

>Parrott thinks water brings back good form

>it's another Bazza chokes in the Crucible after looking solid episode

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Finish this arrogant little overrated mong off Barry.

CAHM ON THE OWK

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>waiting until the final red or 2 to break the pack open

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The fuck is wrong with Barry's cue tip, it looks like a phallus.

Nice split tho

FFS Blorkins.

>blorks

You know, they don't call Young Kyren "the Warrior" for nothing

Why do they call him the warrior then?

It was s gift from his stalker

he's been in loads of wars

How's Carter playing?

BASED AUTIST HENDRY

Because his last name is Wilson and "Whirlwind" was already taken.

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Is he dead?

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>having a mid life crisis because you have no direction in life anymore so you leave your wife and 2 kids for some early 20 year old strumpet and then get into some minor financial troubles because you wasted all your money on shitty clothes
Autism indeed

Hendry is so based.

More handsome and more /fa/ than me despite being in his 50s

QUIET AS POSSIBLE PLEASE

>kylel

20 years older than me and looks less of a wreck. State oif my genes.

Get that boring overrated Jock out of here.

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I think someone mentioned they saw him this year.

Mate he's loaded and clearly redpilled.

He's ageing very well indeed. I love the man.

absolutely blorked that one

Snooker player aesthetics are pointless to discuss because Kirk Stevens was and will remain the eternal GOAT

BASED

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Can someone add "Can you switch that off please" to the bingo sheet

Has science solved kicks yet?

No, but it sure as hell won't stop Shaun Murphy trying

>triple kiss

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seriously, what is this grandmother's sofa pattern on young koiren's vest?

He's not actually that loaded, especially compared to some of the other top snooker players. He has shit tier personal finance skills and until his mid 30s and he parted ways with his manager he never controlled any of the money he earned. Needed to take a job promoting Chinese 8 ball to earn a living (which is actually getting 6 figure tournament prizes now, so RIP future young talented Chinese players)

There's actually some new chalk that various players have been using that reduces kicks. Not everyone likes it thoug.

Looks nice desu

>muh kick

No wonder his wife hates him. She's literally just a younger version.

Kyren looks like that quiet kid at school who was half decent at football and never got picked on despite being relatively unpopular

bit goth for my liking

>the torrential sweat pouring off zhou's foerhead
wew

Haven't wathed this match but wasn't Barry 6-1 ahead? What happen?

You'd be sweating too, if you'd get sexually abused if you lost

Decent boob job on his ex. Don't blame him going for the younger model though

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Milk and Wine

>mfw kylo's ear ends at the chin

6-2 after the first session
Kyren showed up very strong in the next session and Bazza went to bits

Blorkins happened

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All square going into the final 5
kino

Based Blobby

Young 15/16 year old lad at my snooker club who can bang in century breaks and who spent 8+ hours a day during school holidays playing (he got free table time because he cleaned all the tables in the morning). Is he, dare I say it, the chosen one?

Just a classic Hawkins game happening

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Did you watch the first round? he beat ronnie

become his manager

>again, the two cushion escape that doesn't work and lets kylo back in.
has this shot ever worked?

Man his wife was pretty ugly, and looks 19 years older than him.

Are Stephen deserved better

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Looks like his mother there, desu.

But you look like a badass when it works.

Any escape that is less than four cushions is automatic

>/147/ considers that a model

lmao

I’m literally elven god tier then

I am sure you are.

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"Younger model" does not mean I think she's a literal model, dipshit.

If you weren't such an autist you would understand the figure of speech you fat loser

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Don't get it?

>The 6th annual JOY World Chinese 8-Ball Masters is set to be the biggest yet with a record breaking $151,000 going to the eventual champion
This doesn't bode well for Chinese snooker when they can just play an easier cue sport on their home soil for the chance of 6 figures.

Too much variance in pool to be a solid way of making money, unless they play a stupid amount of games, then it becomes unwatchable.

>4-0
Based Ali 'Rape of nanking? You ain't seen nothing' Carter

>it's a can't pot a long ball Hawkins episode.

Hawkins is going to lose to this little shit

>"promote the black"
positive discrimination

Koiren's on fire
top drawer stuff

Blobby Volley, an old pc game

He's a future world champion, la.

Blobby Volleyball

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You now remember Marco Fu.

>He's a future world champion, la.
In an era of has-beens and jobbers.

Koiren is actually underrated.
Shit commentators always reckon Judd will be the future world champion, but it's Koiren who will be.

Also, if you watched the last few WC, you know Bazza can be a shitter.

>Hawkins has the face of someone who in the universal lottery missed out on the legendary status of being a Dawkins and/or a Hawking by a single letter.

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GWAN BAZ. PUNISH THE LITTLE DOPEY EYED FUCK

in purely unlocked potential levels

Lisowski > Trump > Wilson

>but it's Koiren who will be.
To be fair, most commentators, if not all, said he'll be one as well.

>makes 15 diabolical pots
>misses a tricky pink
fuck sake

They always say potential or possible ot weasel their way around it if he doesn't. They do it for everyone

Barry can't control cue ball worth a shit

SHOT!

GWAN BAZ

Well, that's true as well.

>tfw you will never bend Hazel over and smash that big fat bum

RE-RACK
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>young Chinese player chokes
BINGO!

morning snooker loopies.
just dropping this flag in here to upset certain types.

cheeky but I'll allow it

>morning

>hey Wilson, stop touching the cloth with your greasy hands

Joe please don't fuck this up

Battle of the bottlers

t. Barack Obama

>chalk on the table
This isn't pool you fucking shitter

GO ON JOE

Ah yes, Taom chalk. I don't believe it can make that much of a difference if even some top 16 players use the three for a quid chalk over the £20 chalk

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Clean as a whistle!

Brexit wins.

great break this, comfy session lads

is this the last frame? only just tuned in

made a right meal of that
Great little clearance though

>"this talented young chinese player has so much bottle"
said no one ever.

first to 13

so the full match is being played out this session?

c o m f y

squeaky bum time

These long pots are insane

Hakwins is DONE

>THE CAPTAIN, ANGRY CARTER

this should be a lesson to Barry.
it's no use being invincible for 6 frames if you're shit for the rest of the match.

Barry nooooo

Kyren's mum would get pumped

Hawkins fucks it up again

Literally no point watching this tournament anymore if he goes out. Unless Gary Wilson pulls off a miracle and makes the final

Winds me up when they shove players family members into it.

Would hang out the back of it tbf

great break that from yung koiren

T O N U P
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U
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Beautiful stuff

Barry is so disappointing he won't even force this to go to a decider.

Who is his snooker equivalent?

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AND HERE WE WITNESS THE END OF BAZMO HAWKINI

FAREWELL FOR ANOTHER YEAR, BAZ ME OLD SON

sharter

Mike Dunn

Shaun Murphy and Jermaine Jenas have the same voice

bazza S H O O K

Easy in the end for Carter.

RIP Joe

rip the gooks

Ali really loves to sink the yellows

>Carter Wins

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lel

kek

GWAN KYLO

every shot in this break has been a nightmare

>Ding is going to beat Trump but lose against Maguire because of nerves
>Carter is going to beat Gary Wilson, Maguire and Gilbert in the final and be world champion

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If I go to Barry Stark, can he turn me into a pro?

Just as planned

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Absolute STATE of this years Championship

Worst standard I've seen in many years.

Snooker is an easy sport to make money on. Just bet on whoever is losing going into the second day.

If Carter wins the WC, I think we can all agree we live in an age of shitters and Hendry was truly the GOAT.

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>Hawkins

LMAO

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Hawk stalker on suicide watch

BASED Wilson

SHAN'T be watching Farter's quarter final match

Complete bottler

Barry will never win the worlds

impressed with koiren
these last two breaks were superb
the lad has balls of steel

>Bazza

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gwan kylo

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It's been utter shite. Only thing that could make it the worst ever is if Kyfag wins it.

HOW BOW DA FAH CUE PAWAAAH

He's right you know

Absolutely stylin' on Bazza now :D

I like Koiren lads... I don't understand why you all dislike him.

lol @ this faggot trying to be Judd Trump and failing spectacularly at it. Sit down kid

Based kylo just dabbing on blorkins now

Or Trump

He's one of my favourite players desu
Rpmmie was very lucky to beat him last year

Bing vs Ding will be the final of the ages.

want koiren to win it just for barry stark

THANK YOU BASED BARRY (not that one the other one but not that one either)

Does Shaun fucking EVER say anything even remotely non-diplomatic? Stupid fat cunt

Only Neil can save us now

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I'll bing my ding dong if that happens

What the hell kind of a name is Kyren anyway.
Sounds like a Hyundai, or something.

I suppose you kind of have to be while your still playing on the tour in case someone gets butthurt

It's all about Gary Wilson, Gilbert, Ball-Run and Ding now.

Anyone else wins and I'm SEETHING

gutted this weasly little prick won

Yup the Karen fella yup ballyer

yeah, carter is annoying

delet this
are dingys gonna do it

Haha time for House of Frames

morphy

It's only a game, so
Put up a real good fight,
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.
I'm famed for my aim, so
Y'better believe I'm right,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!

I could spend days
Gazing across the balze at you,
You'll never win
When I begin
My break of fifty-eight
(or maybe more, who can be sure?)

To say it's a frame-up
Wouldn't be fair or right,
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.
Resist me in vain, but
Victory's in my sight,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!

Love is a game
Snooker's the same so join the queue,
Ged a good grip
Don't let it slip
And think about the pink
(Don't let a red go to your head!)

It's only a game, so
Put up a real good fight,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!

(INSTRUMENTAL)

To say it's a frame-up
Wouldn't be fair or right,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!

Love is a game
Snooker's the same so join the queue,
Ged a good grip
Don't let it slip
And think about the pink
(Don't let a red go to your head!)

It's only a game, so
Put up a real good fight,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!

Snookering you, snookering you tonight!

Snookering you, snookering you tonight!

>just when you think you are rid of morphy when he gets knocked out of the tournament

You'll never get rid of this face

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Absolute STATE of Morph and Ken taking that long to put together Black Ball and All Sainst lmao

I literally had a dream about Jim Davidson last night. I also woke up at 3am with Snooker Loopy stuck in my head and couldn't sleep

This desu

I've never heard some of those lyrics before, did they record a longer version?

it's originally from this

youtube.com/watch?v=KKitp2gmRas

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Where do you guys watch it? Is there a link?

BBC Two or Eurosport. There are links but currently no matches are being played.

I'm from the United States. Most of these are blocked. Do I need a VPN?

Right lads, just in from work - what did I miss, how did blorky do

user, I need you to assume your meditation stance

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Did he shit the bed

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He battled it out against Kyren and in the end won. That is definitely what happened, trust me!

I don't think so. Try this giniko.com/watch.php?id=190

Held it to 11-11 then koiren smashed in a long pot into 126 and a 132 next frame to take the match

Thank you so much. Anonymous saves the day again.

Fuck sake

Bazza was not built for the crucible

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Young Koiren > Young Chinese Lad

>steve davis is reading /147/ rn

wot do?

Post some of this

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Love you Steve

Barry why?

Absolutely based.

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boomers OUT

Why aren't you at work?

tell him he's synonymous with snooker and that we love him.

Because it's 18:08 and I just came home from work

Real jobs end at 5 m8

>working past 4pm
oh nonono

Finish work at 4 lad

Still looking for work at the moment

Had an interview 3 weeks ago but didn't get the job fml

Tell him how based he is.

Afternoon shift was last week, early morning shift this week so I get out early...but have to go to sleep before the evening sessions.

Good luck, mate.

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How many whip lashings will Zhou get for missing that when he’s back home?

lol she looks like this dog

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Just b yourself

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It's 7 pm m8. I've been home for hours.

Why do I get timeouts when trying to post. Chinkmoot pls fix.

he'll probably never be seen again.
they'll just substitute him for a similar guy who will have to play under his name.

>tfw I miss marco fu

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Just give them a firm handshake

Same 2bh

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same.
he was one of the comfiest lads out there.

with the whole incel uprising I'm surprised we haven't heard of those who are involuntarily unemployed (inunemps) yet.
they would spend hours in forums telling each other how awkward they are in interviews and how there is no chance in hell they'll ever get a job doing anything.
another great excuse to stay at your parents' and not even make an effort to better yourself.

It's called MGTOW and they just live in sheds in the woods

>not working and staying with your parents for maximum fiscal efficiency

How do we fix this format? Bring double elimination in please.

haha, is that what they are?

>Yank suggesting improvements to the snooker format

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They're called graduates.

Who I want to win now

Ding >> Bing >> Robertson >> Koiren >> rest

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What are you listening to while waiting for the evening session?

youtube.com/watch?v=YAhkmTE-NFs

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This desu. I'm 28 and still staying with my parents. I've had a full time job for 5 years now but can't find enough reasons to move out. The benefits of a big house and >tfw no gf I guess.

Nowt wrong with living with your parents when boomers ruined the economy. When you'll never be able to buy a house in the city you were born in. When you're supposed to work harder for increasingly less benefits.

youtu.be/BliAPzEsao0

tfw moved out with gf then got dumped so just live alone with twice the expenses

>when he tells the story about how the previous tournament in the calendar had a £100k+ prize for a 147 and how the next tournament also had a £100k+ prize for a 147 and all he got was a Lada

lel

GARGOOLS

youtube.com/watch?v=JA83Ej2f5BU

youtube.com/watch?v=pN60DR5GQpg

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>I always bite my eyeballs

What did he mean by this?

Everyone focuses on DT but the best line is clearly "HAIRBRUSHES FOR ME BARNET"

I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

Okay, this slaps.

God I hope she doesn't shave her pits and cooch.

kek, seems like I hit a nerve here.

>I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

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>stealing my memes again

that sucks desu

SNOOKER LOOPY NUTS ARE WE
ME AND LYU AND THEM AND XI

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I went to return some DVDs.

If snookering in snooker is called snookering, why isn't snookering in pool called pooling?

Pool is too insignificant to get its own verb

fuck sake, should have said "ME AND LYU AND DENG AND XI"

WE WON'T SHOW YOU WHAT WE CAN DO
BECAUSE WE GET THE JITTERS AND WE MISS THE BLUE

mate, you need to put a copyright mark © and your full names on memes

that way they won't get stolen

snooker is such a weird name, both for the game and the act of snookering.

Hello where is the snooker :D

To be fair mate, all words are strange except for the ones which sound like the action which they describe

Unless you're Terry Griffiths then it's snuker.

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Sheffield :DDD:D:D::D:D:D:

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>Shaun taking it in good humour

Shaun is based

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COS I WEAR THESE COCKLES
(sorry lads, been drinking)

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>when people don't spell GARGOOLS correctly

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>tfw you prefer the tournament when it's getting closer to the finish line but don't like the fact that you lose the morning sessions

actually there's a huge controversy between GARGOOLS and GARRGOLS.

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it's actually GARGOYLES

#teamGARGOOLS

"GARRGOLS" is just demented and the word should be aborted

omg.
you might be on to something.

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>tfw you realise there are only a few more days left

GARGOOLS has good aesthetics, but GARRGOLS is probably closer to what he actually says.
I'm on the fence between kino and accuracy.

kek

Until el capitano's inevitable victory.

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It's GARGOOLS. At least in teams of English speaking dialects (and assuming you're actually Portuguese)

>SNOOKER QUESTION ON EGGHEADS RN

>tfw when you get that bittersweet feeling from the first day.

What is it? The Eggheads are cunts (or were anyway).

Is it "Why is Dennis Taylor able to hit all of the long pots?"

>"which snooker player has the nickname 'the sheriff of pottingham"

A ronnie o'sullivan
B judd trump
C anthony hamilton

this cunt answered trump

I think it should be a compromise between the two: GARRGOOLS.
I've listened again and there's definitely an OO sound at the end, but you still need more emphasis on the GAR part (so it doesn't just sound like the "gar" in "garment") to bring it home.
GARRRRGOOLS.

What a melt, it's obviously Ronnie, because he destroys the top 16, but then deliberately loses against your Cahills

kek
I can just sense the thought process: "sheriff" --> american --> Trump.

>C anthony hamilton

literally who?

He doesn't really draw the R out though, he's just Northern Irish and they take a long time pronouncing Rs.

Gonna sleep. Hoping Ding has the bottle to win.

lel, based Noil.

iktf

>He doesn't really draw the R out though, he's just Northern Irish and they take a long time pronouncing Rs
I know, but you need to put it in so that normies can pronounce it like Dennis himself.

if there was a rule in Snooker that said that players must drink a pint of beer between each frame, in every match and event, which player(s) would most benefit from that and go on to dominate the sport?

i'm going with Bingham, he's a big lad so can probably hold his booze better than most, and even if he is wasted his special 'Ballrun' ability will see him right.

stay a while, based ausbro.
you don't need 9 hours sleep, do you?

John Higgins

I'm going with Higgins.

Bing and Maguire would just share world titles.
Judd too if alcopops are allowed

makes sense.
Willo might be good too.

Maguire

based

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no alcopops, lager only. I don't think Judd would be able to finish a bo7

good answer, forgot about Willo somehow

>alcohol has loads of calories
>alcoholics are always spooky skeletals

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because they don't eat, Alex died partly due to malnutrition as well as all the other shit and weighed 6 stone when he died

Bring back the pot black cup.

>alcoholics are always spooky skeletals
Some of them are.

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>A memorable incident occurred during a televised match against Dennis Taylor in the World Team Tournament. Werbeniuk tried to stretch across the table, but due to his size was having some difficulty. Eventually he split his trousers. The ripping noise it made caused many in the audience, including his opponent, to laugh out loud. Werbeniuk took it in good humour, asking the audience "who did that?" as if insinuating that the noise was attributed to flatulence.[7]

your body doesn’t properly absorb calories from alcohol. Not even close . Also being drunk raises your metabolism.
‘Beer is fattening ‘ is essentially a myth

Is there footage?

Based

Beer gut comes from midnight kebab

Name something this man can’t do

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GOOD OLD SHAUN HE'S A CHRISTIAN
BORN AGAIN AND THAT'S A FACT
HE PLAYS A GOOD GAME IN THE FINAL FRAME
JUST A SHAME THAT HE'S SO FAT

ON A MAXIMUM BREAK HE SAID, "CHRIST SAKE"
"CAN YOU PULL THE BLOODY SCREEN UP?"
BUT FILLED WITH DOUBT, THE RED STAYED OUT

"AND I LOOKED A FUCKING RIGHT CUNT!"

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admit the platonic love he harbors for his best friends

Get through airport security

move his hand to his mouth

>tfw have to wake up early again
am I cursed or what

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Get withdrawal symptoms for a few days after a major sporting tournament finishes.

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Skateboard squat 10kg

NOW OUR GUY DING HE'S A CHING CHONG CHING
AND HE'S GOT ONE HELL OF A TWITCH
HE'S WON THE LOT, BUT THERE'S ONE HE AIN'T GOT
COZ YOU KNOW THAT LIFE'S A BITCH

BUT DON'T YOU FEAR, THIS COULD BE HIS YEAR
IF HE JUST AVOIDS THE MIND FOG
BUT IF TRUMP WINS, OLD DING WILL SING

"I'M GONNA EAT HIS PET DOG!"

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ROLF

>I can just sense the thought process: "sheriff" --> american --> Trump.

Sheriff is an English thing goes back to the Anglo-Saxons, they're currently High Court enforcement agents which collect debts. Americans stole it, or settlers did.

Evening lads.

Is The Rack Pack worth watching?

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He can't kill Serious Sam

>Americans stole it,

is there anything they didn't steal?

It's alright. Nothing great, but fairly entertaining. 6-6.5/10

After seeing Morphy in a Chinese buffet. He was playing clash of clans as he was walking lel. Also saw Gaz Wilson in a tracksuit but didn't realise he wasn't just a ruffian until he was past me.

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Gary does look like the kind of person to slav squat in his free time.

Ginge

ASIANS FALL TO THE FLOOR
LIKE THEY WOULD IF I WAS CAPTAIN
"SILVER CHILDREN", SHE ROARED
I'LL KNOCK OUT ZHOU YUELONG

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Why is Carter such a mong

kek

Angry little man

Nice cue case
Very fa

climb the stairs at covent garden station

One of the migrants coming to my house this evening, what do?

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>2 easter eggs
>4 John Smiths
>2 packs of fags
>1 loaf of bread
>1 tin of corn beef
Im ready for snooker.

G W A N
W
A
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D I N G
I
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effay

Why is he coming in the first place?

Migrants?

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I agree with this assessment. Enjoyable but not mind blowing.

Tfw had 6 beers left, and they're already gone before the session starts

Why am I like this

My mom invited him cause he's buying us stuff kek

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is this a common occurrence in Bosnia?

I'd start prepping your anus bosnibro

Your an alcoholic lad

Is your mom single?

JUDD FART

I know (otherwise Sheriff of Nottingham wouldn't make sense), but popular culture usually associates sheriffs with American life and the wild west.

TRUMPKINS ON SUICIDE WATCH

They are now at my friend's place

Yes

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What do Bosnian women look like

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>Sheriff of Nottingham

What was his problem?

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more body hair than Croats and less than Turks

NORF
O
R
F

>That barnet

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Bingham is a boring charisma vacuum of a man and player, and the forced memes and support on /147/ us excruciating

Hope Higgins destroys him. Higgins is the true Chadpill player to support in snooker

cringe
based

IT'S OVER FOR DRUMPF

THEY'RE ALREADY PLAYING!?
I THOUGHT IT STARTED AT 8

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My favourite film as a youngun

calm down it just started

a real jerk

Jock pls.

ordered a donner kebab and cheesy chips lads

>being this new

the evening session has started at 7 since forever m8

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>watch a video of Rpmmie's legendary 5-minute 147
>not a single GWAN RONNAYYY, just respectful claps, cheers and whistles
the past was a simpler and better time

I know it does but betting site said 2pm for bazza koiren and 8 for ding trump
Missed 2 and a half frames today I am S E E T H I N G

Good ol hospital times

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>imagine you're a cue ball that needs to nestle gently against a red that is Dennis Taylor.

>His technique is impeccable
>as he butchers splitting the pack
You jinxing fucker

european betting site?
GMT instead of BST?

You don't need it Mark you fat fuck.

Was supposed to be

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3>1>2>4

and they keep trying the double cushion escape.
laughable.
it NEVER works.
how has such a low percentage shot become so common?

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2>3>1>4

I forget, think it was betfred
Probably what happened though

IMPEACH BLUMPF, DING
CHINESE MILLENIUM LA

:,(

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Willo and Riggins with the alpha manspread

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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>orange man bad
>yellow man good

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fuck drumpf

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But Judd Dumbf is an Anxlo-Saxon lad

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She's inhaling all that Davis goodness.

>she will never sniff the air around you enthusiastically

Just had the snooker interrupted by my local DUP representative calling at the door to shill for Thurday's election

The 9-7 curse takes another victim

Most dangerous lead

I want Ding and Judd to win but i want Trump win more

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I already get annoyed by the people on the street, calling at the door would be the best way to ensure I won't be voting for you.

Higgins is the best counter-break builder of all time

put the sweets away please
fuck off mate

Up the ra

cute tbfh

Snookers dead
Can't even eat me minstrels in peace

>great header
>headbangs

Good bird

I often cross the road when i encounter a risky black

>watching the riggins match
fuck off m8

GWAN DING

Here, I'm a fenian bastard but Emma Pengelly just called to my door and I would slam her all day and pop out black haired, right wing protestant babies

T R E B L E
R
E
B
L
E

>not watching both games
ISHYGDDT

TRUMP SEETHING

>racism in /147/

quiet please

TRUMP B O I L I N G

Trump's face when things are not going his way is probably the funniest of the top 16.

That treble though

gwan ding

DING
R
U
M
P
F

>Emma Pengelly just called to my door and I would slam her all day

She quite peng then?

No fluke
Just skill

Why? It's a better match. Ding and Trump playing like shit

what about a tough looking yellow?

>watching a confirmed match fixer

gets-fired-in-week-two-of-the-apprentice-after-claiming-she's-good-with-numbers-but-messes-up-the-finances-and-costs-her-team-the-win/10

You could've just said "except Carter" y'know

For fucks sake Ding
Why must you break my heart

DING
I
N
G

Only virgins hate Higgins mate(he didn't fix anything btw)

Holy shit Ding

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

WHAT

dingaling

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ABSOLUTELY BASED AND RED PILLED

>"i don't think anyone could see that coming"
fuck off dennis

going to the store for beer, jalapeno chips and the noisiest sweets i can find. anyone need anything?

D I N G D O N G

What the fuck was that Ding

(You)

bring back some twinkies pls

What the fuck has Ding been smoking lads

NEW THREAD >>NEW THREAD

1 (one) Freddo

On holiday m8 or an actual interested yank?

fucking state of that OP

Trump's safety is underrated imo.

Until he spazzes out and just smacks something out of frustration

trump about to go level

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>ding chokes, people surprised
china will never win again

interested yank who lived in England for a number of years

Seething paki

How the fuck do I watch WSC live as an American? Any links or streams guys?

You are in the wrong thread

>world snooker championship
>it's in the same place every year