N-nani?

He’s only 9? Looks like at least 11 imo

He is you, and me, and he, and everyone else. What the fuck happened?

Doesn't look like Ronaldo. At all. There's no facking way he's his father.

>12 goals in 2 match against shitters
Yep, that's his son

it's not georgina's either iirc

farmers league

Now that you say it, he looks like Nani, ronaldo got cucked out of a great goal against spain and he goct cucked out of a kid by Nani

You guys are nuts if you think he doesn’t took like his dad. His mum is obviously black though. What’s weird is that Ronaldo chose a black mother for his child.

he looks like Varane imo

Ronaldo understands the value of race mixing. Creating the genetically perfect half-breeds.

No, that chris jr

Because black people are good at football

Based genetically engineered Tsu 2.0

Who wouldnt you want black people pace and strength bro? Shame about the IQ tho

>his dad
i hope you guys know that CR used literal bulls to conceive his "son" and he is actually gay

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Maybe he's building his own Michael Jackson style boy harem.

A challenger approaches...

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>0 goals scored
the state of drumpf family

The kid is genetically engineered to be the next GOAT, of course he'd have black genes in there.

Is there anyone on this board that didn't score hat tricks and sometimes double hat tricks in U10 league?

I and everyone from my generation specifically remembers me as the guy could get a ball in defenss, dribble and out run everybody on pitch then score. As a midlefielder I also scored at least 1 goal per match frok middlefield, since goalies were too small to reach the bar usually pr didn't expect someone kicking the ball from middle field over them. U10 was literary like playing versus 3 year olds if you had stamina and good technical skills.

So please, wait until he is 16-18.

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O BACALHAU QUER ALHO

The way he's growing, he'll be an NBA player. Or even too tall for that. He's no footballer though, for some reason DC United chooses its youth squads by whose parents spend the most, until they reach a certain age. Trump paid so his son can engage in sports and get a good physical education. He's still lanky and awkward though.

Yeah, but the other teams prolly averaged 5 red cards a game with spics and liberal kids giving him hard tackles

He definitely is very talented and apparently Tsu-Man is very keen on having him as his successor, so he gets the best training available.
It will be interesting to see if he's still in the race in like 5 years. Is there any GOAT who has had a decently playing son? I can't remember any.

He's a D-mid, the next Bradley la'

Schmeichel

Quite literally this. Apart from like 4 games a year where the other team would also be organised games would end 20-1 or 2.

A favourite of mine used to be if we were hammering a team and we had to let them score was to let the defender who was there to clear the ball, try and score a blooter from kickoff. 7/10 times it would work and just depress the other team.

Schmeichel
Weah

Ah, yes. Schmeichel, you're right. My bad.
Timothy Weah? I'm not convinced yet, but a valid answer, my friend.

I have one the other way round, Maldini's dad, Cesare was pretty good for Milan in his day

Schmeichel?

Weah can’t even get on the bench for Celtic

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Oh yes, that's definitely true.
Any other examples (both ways are okay)? I think it's surprising how few sons of former players became professional footballers. You could think they're predestined to follow their fathers footsteps, if they want...

Ronaldo is gay.

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ronaldos sister openly said the real mom was a mexican woman in miami

burnt out before his 16th.

the mother is probably brazilian

>adidas
OH NO NO NO

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Didn't know he hung out with pogba.

>Pogba
You fucking racist, not all black people look alike. That's Usain Bolt.

>The Guillotine of Genoa U-9
>The Slaughterer of Sampdoria U-9
>The Viscious Vicar of Verona

based U10 bullies,

our anthem literary went along these lyrics "whoever doesn't support us is going to be murdered" and we sang that after matches like maniacs to traumatize other team ans their parents, while our parents usually just kek'd while waiting for us outside

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>implying he isn't a busquets style 4Dchess midfield maestro

based Ronaldo keeping his genes strong by raping a black queen

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Without seeing his assists, we don't know how bad he is. Not all midfielders have to score.

Do you think his Cristiano Jr. won the boys underwear competition?

>proper games with luigi and giacomo they found from district 6 of turin

lol

her mom i an american nigger studying in UK iirc

literal children who have no idea about bisexuals. you realize Ronaldo is facing rape charges from an American woman? he obviously likes to take dick but he doesn't seem to pass any opportunity to wreck some pussy.
Cesare Maldini -> Paolo Maldini. Both KINO defenders, Cesare has one CL(equivalent of it), while Paolo has four.

He has the same face

Thats mbrappe, show some respect

Why would he fuck a Mexican if he wants to make a GOAT footballer? Should have gone with Brazil

he has a high work rate la

Someone post the vid of this lanklet in practice looking like a retard on stilts

Tsugenics

he's a defensive wall

Doubtful.

got pics?

everyone knows the best athletes (as a rule) are south americans, and mixed race between black and white

>Why would he fuck a Mexican
dunno asks schwarzenegger

That's Park Ji-sung btw

His mother is a Latin American

calm the fuck down or you gonna make us another brazil

fucking bone spurs..

Who the fuck keeps stats on U9s not only about goal but about fucking assists too?

Pedos

Cesare Maldini was goo enought to be a starter in a CL winning Milan, and a good coach as well. Paolo is Paolo, his son is pretty good and pretty much the most promising player in the (currently pretty bad desu) Milan youth team.

Underrated

He also fucked her in the ass sxhlomo. He’s afraid of the vagine

KLUIVERT

Nigga looks like he plays povertyball in the Northeast of Brazil under the name of Caleb Jefferson

He's clearly Hulk's child

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"""bisexuals""" are just the incels of the LGBT

Kind of the opposite, actually

mfw junior score wining goal at the world cup final and reveal Messi shirt under his jersey to shit on his homo dad

>the most promising player in the (currently pretty bad desu) Milan youth team.
>not a defender
whats the fucking point