/hoc/

the state of ohio is in desperate need of a nuclear detonation in its largest city

I think this thread is a shall because it's not a stinky hurinigger thread

youtube.com/watch?v=Yy5XXWvADoA

agree

just one? send one to SF too please

average teds fan desu

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>The National Hockey League (NHL) contingency plan activates if five or more players[4][5] on a team "are killed or disabled".[1]

>The team would select players from other NHL teams, paying with funds from a special insurance fund. Once its roster has one goaltender and 14 other players, a special draft involving the teams unaffected by the earlier selection could be held, with each team able to protect one goaltender and 10 other players.[4][5]

Interesting desu.

what an absolute shit show that would be, are there restrictions on who the killed team can select?

Kinda fucked but I can’t imagine teams or players would object to that

I mean I guess they agreed to it when they signed the CBA

Yeah it's like the expansion draft, you can protect players and only lose one or two I think.

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yfwdbwdsc

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does anyone still give a shit about gretzky

who?

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t. fortnite zoomer

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Wayne Gretzky
You know from that HI-larious episode of the office?

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take ~Wayne Gretzky"
~Micheal Scot

.

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Wayne Gretzky

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DIVISION 1A (one tier lower from World Championship division)
LITHUANIA - BELARUS
LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=7D2jQhFGXRI

DIVISION 1B (two tiers lower)
JAPAN - ROMANIA
LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=ZOxMkkibL2w

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It's winter now and /cric/ is BACK.

/hoc/ is shaking in it's boots.

Dumbass it's spring

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oh yea well i got dubs in your thread and you didn't get dubs in mine

Ded /hoc/

this is what happens when literally every good team were memed out of the first round except for the bruins

fuck the bruins hope they get swept in 6

Fuck off

.

>implying i'm a bruins fan
be mad all you want losers, what i said is true.

Okay then who are you a fan of then?

Seems like Kasperi has gotten over Annika and is now with an aspiring American model
Bit of a downgrade in the chest department but the face might be an upgrade

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>dem zoomer tats

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>only SHIT teams today
What the FUCK is going on gary.
Blose/Dallass is a fucking snoozefest.

Actually I take that back, the bobs are better as well, jesus
I wish I was a rich hockey player with zoomer tats

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American women are made for big finnish cocks.

Hurr nigger.

Just had cereal and OJ lads

wtf did you watch the last game?

Not even literal boomers. He is the Tony Hawk of ice hockey.

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Last game suck ASS fuck miro and FUCK you

Wow gear job you made another piece of SHIT that does NOT tell the INFORMATION everyone is literally BEGGING to know

t. hill billy

thank you, I was about to think of something I regret but this post made me forget what it was

>gear job
>responding to an half hour post and giving him (you)s
>mad
>at brackets

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for me, it's sweating out the alcohol and feeling like shit rn

have SEX in your PUSY you sunbelt HILL billy SLUT

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make another POINTLESS bracket I'm BEGGING you on my KNEEES just make sure it's POINTLESS and POORLY crafted so I'll know YOU made it

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Make no mistake when I REQUEST a bracket I EXPECT a bracket

>be obese hill billy
>be faggot who posts his butthole on an anonymous website
>have an obese wife who fucks niggers
>live in analslime
can you imagine being bracketcuck lads?

Wow you managed to be wrong 4/4. Impressive

bracketcuck is my SLAVE and he makes BRACKETS for FREE which I PROMPTLY ridicule and DO NOT VIEW

>PROMPTLY ridicule and DO NOT VIEW
kek

>reddit caps
Shoo shoo

Are you sure that’s not a Boston fan? They sure do love to suck cock up there

hey BOY you will SPEAK only when SPOKEN to now make me a SHITTY bracket for FREE like the SLAVE you ARE

>no
>no

why not
*sprays you with hose*

FUCK DALLS
FUCK ST LOUIS
FUCK BRACKETS

Fuck you I wont do what you tell me. I make my brackets for my autism you will get them when I feel like it and like it.

why aren't they GOOD and why is the INFORMATION everyone wants ABSENT

>le reddit against the machine
faggot desu

an autist would make better brackets

Because fuck you in particular
You dont know autism very well

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE A BRACKET

I didn't realize you were into fat chicks.

Love
>brackets
>information
>GOOD hockey
>TERRIBLE HOCKEY

hate
>MODERATE hockey
>AJ commentary
>miro

>no
:-DDDD

checkmate. I win.

No you don't. I'll still be posting them on >my time. So at best you can tie with me because our wants agree.

Baited this exact response.

Filtered.

Are you actually retarded? Like diagnosed?

>bracketcuck getting dominated

Based and red pilled

just like his obese wife by niggers

>d-dominated
You guys are at least funny/mildly entertaining

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>replying to people who filtered you
cringe

salty

>replying to filtered posts

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is that another one of your brackets little guy

going through bracket withdrawal lads

for me it's finn-norwegian bromance

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Is Marchand jewish

have you seen his nose m8

Watch it

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Definitely part of the big nose tribe

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>paulie reddits
wew

Who has worse hair that Roope Hintz

Leon Draisaitl sounds surprisingly un-German youtube.com/watch?v=cIfLr4TtT48

>daytime /hoc/

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>hill billy

Tell me about lord stanley

he has been rolling over in his grave for 26 years

He was a lord and his name was Stanley.

he was the 16th Earl of Derby

why is it called the stanley cup?
it's a fuckin bowl desu

>Since 1926, only teams of the National Hockey League have competed for the trophy. This now-famous cup bears Stanley's name as tribute to his encouragement and love of outdoor life and sport in Canada.
>the sport he loved is now played indoors

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this happens once a week. yet his beta male orbiters still defend him. one would think they would find reddit more their speed

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I think we can ALL agree that a Stanley Cup final between the Avalanche and Hurricanes (both #8 seeds) would be a natural disaster.

DIVISION 1A
SLOVENIA - KAZAKHSTAN (starts in 15 minutes)
youtube.com/watch?v=AFzu-An-ztQ

DIVISION 1B
UKRAINE - POLAND LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=RPxP80x-XQY

1A LITHUANIA - BELARUS 3-4
1B JAPAN - ROMANIA 2-3

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Teams I like
Sharks
Blue Jackets
Bruins
Blues
Stars

Teams I don't like
Hurricanes
Islanders
Avalanche

Gimi

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based finn keeping up with international hokki

teams i like
my team

teams i don't like
literally every other team, especially the team that eliminates my team if/when they make the playoffs

Can you just imagine??

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>getting swept by an Ohio-based franchise
>getting swept after winning the President's Trophy
>getting swept
>being located in a state that barely knows you exist

Tampa Bay BTFO

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Finally we have Kopitar after 2014 OG, but we are without two other starters which means we will be lucky to even stay in this group.

So is he the best commentator in the business?

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I can't believe Nigel Dawes swapped for Kazakh citizenship lol

AVS

>no

yes avsolutely XD

Mad shorkies.

Prepare for a freeze.

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Fucking bandwagoner

Why is midday /hoc/ so mindless

because you're here m8

:(

It’s not the off-season yet what are you doing here

Imagine being a rich athlete and still being unable to obtain a hot wife.

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Horrible thread

A lot of athlete choose wives based on being good mothers/homekeepers and just fuck slags on the road

>141 posts
>ZERO lgbtning posters
based thread

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>standing

based

Anyone watching Loland vs Ukraine? It's shit division world cup

No no no, the avs were supposed to get swept in the first round this can't be fucking happening

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Just got back from my vacation without any technology, I was able to hear that the lightning was up 3-0 but the radio signal went out
Did they land up sweeping?

OTTAWA BTFO

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Indeed they did, Blue Jackets have been relocated to Mexico City, as per Gary's wishes

had some wasa crispbread with brekky this morning in celebration of Sweden’s exciting win yesterday. Very good.

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YIKES

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Hasb

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>watching family guy

>newfies

>not watching futurama

Yes, I also saw that post on /r/hockey this morning.

How about you go back there?

that's a man, baby

>
>92409346
Shall not be youing bait

The Bluejackets and Hurricanes are saving hockey

>only 1 game tonight
GAAARRRYYYY

Pot smoking before class

desu its starting to look like that poland will win promotion this year, they beat netherlands 8-1 and are now leading 6-2 against ukraine. poland was relegated last year from 1a after playing 4 years straight in that division so they have the skill to beat every team in 1b easily if they just focus

ukraine will have to play to survive in 1b again this year, so sad their hockey has regressed so much, likely due to the war

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not a tampa fan

1a division looks pretty interesting atm and looks like south korea, kazakhstan and belarus will be the ones fighting for promotion to world championship division next year

1st and 2nd team get promoted from that division to top

After Torino he should be sent to the camps
>selecting Todd Bertuzzi for the Olympics on European size ice

Just hit 1pl8 ohp for 2 reps, gonna try for 3 one more time
Thanks for listening to my blog

Kopitar a bust

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Columbus will win da cup

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What about that kovalchuk fellow?

All ya had to do was win your game against the Jackets in March

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You faking idiot. Kopitar has multiple ppg seasons and won the selke and stan lee cup not once but twice. Was your school bully balkan descent?

>Denver has won only one (1) of the last 15 games they played in San Jose
>Last night they bing bing wahoo'd all over the shorks

Feels great man

Kill all Finns

With kindness

Y-you too..

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No. KILL ALL FINNS NO MORE FINLAND

But that's already happening.

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/hoc/pol/ pls go

Love you too, Finland

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DIV1B
Poland beats Ukraine 7-3
Estonia - Netherlands starts in about an hour!
STANDINGS
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmib/standings/roundrobin

DIV1A
Slovenia - Kazakhstan 3rd period starting
youtube.com/watch?v=AFzu-An-ztQ
STANDINGS
iihf.com/en/events/2019/wmia/standings/roundrobin

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jamie pull up that clip of the lightning when they were up 3-0

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this isnt /pol posting, this is /int/ posting
FUCK finland
FUCK finns
FUCK sauna

>first place
>pol
BASED

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Two sides of the same coin
FUCK you

Wrong.

This is literally the best post in /hoc/ history

FUCK finland FUCK sauna FUCK mannerheim FUCK larry thorne and FUCK mammi

Lots of angry individuals in this thread.
Many such cases, VERY sad.

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>FUCK mammi
Whoa there cowboy. Let's not get too crazy.

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>wanting sexual intercourse with the ground, a building, a dead guy, another dead guy and some food
omg you degenerate
>also wants to fuck finnish soil, fuck everybody in finland and also fuck a building
why are you north americans such sex addicts

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ugliest “person” I’ve ever seen I can smell the f*nn from here. shall be going downtown tonight and start the f*nnbash early this week you guys coming?

Maybe r*ddit will join you

You now remember that the Americans won the gold in 1980 by defeating Finland

Finland isn’t sending their best. I’m going to the White House next week, and I will be discussing the Finnish Problem with the President while I’m there.

First off, fuck your mammi and the sauna you claim
Westside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife
We bust on fingolian niggaz fucked for life
Plus Pekka tryin' ta see me weak hearts I rip
Patrick Laine and Junior Aho Some mark-ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin' for yo' jewels
Steady gunnin, keep on bustin every draft, you know the rules
Kappo Kakko, go ask ya homie how I leave ya
Cut your bust up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
Teravianen, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets, so fuck peace
I let them finns know it's on for life
So let the Westside ride tonight
Soumi murdered on ice and killed
Fuck wit' me and get yo' caps broken, you know, see

That cigar looks wet, does he not know how to smoke it?

Have a scratch on my cornea lads kill me in the face so this ends

/hoc/ has been extra/seethe/ today. I guess that's what happens when there's only ONE (1) game.
>GARY

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wanna kill myself lads

@above
kys fat retard

I blame canada for this second round. We could've had kino with Calgary San jose but your precious johnny hockey decided to be a fucking retard on breakaways

johnny hockey is an american.

Kill your self

You first

Hockey

92410152
shut up fat retard

bro you weren't supposed to point that out

92410160
See above

I would rather have kipshit over bracketfaggot

remember when bracketcuck cried after he was exposed for being fat and retarded?

No, his former radio colleague in North Carolina, Chuck Kaiton, is. Dundon can be a cheapskate sometimes.

I remember him being mocked into hiding a few months ago

*sips*

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Just no

Why would you draft manlet americans?

I have literally never been forced out of /hoc/ by (You)

>You know, it's entirely possible that you can kill off a 5 minute penalty without conceding 4 goals

lol yes you have loser

Kinda agree

You wish

Why do non-English speaking countries put their country's English name on the uniform instead of the country's native name?

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>its another pay attention to me im a special snowflake episode

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shit edition of /hoc/.

Imagine having to be reminded of this every single thread and still not getting it

Fuck you

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For me, it’s putting anyone with a special snow flake name directly into the filter

>tfw didn't watch any hockey yesterday and just watched Smallville
[Spoiler]I think Lois has feelings for Clark but won't admit it [/spoiler]

Why don't you make the thread next time then?

Bracketfag: puppet
/hoc/: man
vimeo.com/208255938
Filtering is reddit

>making threads

>GOOD GUYS
Avs
Bloos
Teds

>BAD GUYS
Islels
Shorks
Hill billies
Stars

>Should be removed from the league tier"
Bruins

>defending trips
>thinking its clever
go back nigger

Imagine being a trip
I don’t really understand why you want so much attention

I never defended trips retard

we are the true hokkei fans' guys right now. one team against reddit

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No

gebaseerd en roodgepureerd

yes you did, go back

I'd like to cum into the Stan Lee Bowl desu

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No, no I did not you absolute mongoloid. Feel free to point out where your confusion is

right here
you slow or something?

t. casual sunbelter
we're saving hockey

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FUCKING BASED

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How will hoc celebrate vappu? I personally will stay inside and watch hockey and avoid all human contact

Nothing about that post defends tripfagging. It just shows how /hoc/ inflicts its tripfag problem on itself by not ignoring them. And filtering IS undoubtedly reddit.

I didnt but I did

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hokkei and ucl

>no
>I want the same 3 teams to win or I cant be entertained by hockey
Fucking casual scum kill you are self

by starting a new job

youtube.com/watch?v=ct0vBbl300I&disable_polymer=1

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youtube.com/watch?v=jYfJ9vxx8os

same

Except I didnt. No did. Just didnt. You're just retarded.

does true hokkei fan mean cancer? Asking for a friend

You did though. You must be a sunbelter

BING BING
WAHOOOOOOOOOO
Can't wait for the family reunion so I can get some fuckin' done!

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BASED

Again feel free to explain how any of that defends or supports tripfagging
>you cannot
>you are retarded
>you are a sunbelter

LICK

But I did, you just fail to understand what you did.

DICK

feet?

Wow sports

Why is /hoc/ misbehaving today?

only one game

>I did
>I didnt
>johntravolta.gif
:^)

Post feet

/cric/ is autosaged again

Again you show just how smart you are

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Yes and how fucking dumb you are. Glad we agree

grim stuff indeed

Business idea: sleeveless jerseys.

Oh you sure got me. Don't you have some trip cock to choke on?

Why would we want NBA and Nascar fags in our sport?

>netherlands
>wearing orange

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No because I didnt defend trips :^)

>:^)
go back

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>mad because he got btfo
>cant stop talking about the place he loves

It's a bit late for that isn't it?

Imagine the smells

defending a three receiver set is easy

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Our original flag was orange/white/blue, and our royal family is ''van oranje (orange).

inb4 fell for the bait

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>nigger kneel

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DIV1B
ESTONIA - NETHERLANDS LIVE just started
youtube.com/watch?v=NqDXNoUieiE

DIV1A
Kazakhstan beat Slovenia 3-2

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gay, just buy a t-shirt

Why did you change it?

Go Estonia

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Hockey is gay.

And that's a good thing!

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sure thing fag

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Imagine

average day in the life of a pedosotan

yeah and teows won 3 stanley cups, 2 olympic gold medals, and he's still complete trash

t. assblasted torontostani
hope you get hit by a van

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Jesus Christ it's just a fucking game that rich white men play.

>"we live in a society"

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well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years the players on a team can actually completely change
I was reading this article about how the salary cap can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your shitty GMs- jamie could you get that article up? yeah but it's because your shitty GMs can actually make players want to leave faster... here we go

look at that...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

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not even women want to watch women's sports, the shit sucks

business idea: chimps on skates

business idea: force these harpies to take an economics class for once in their life

numbers are hard

Good first period by Eesti, hope they finish strong.

>'Begone, foul bruin, lord of Boston! Leave the playoffs in peace!'

>A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the bruins and his cup! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy hope shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled roster be left naked to the free agency.'

>A stick rang as it was drawn. 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'

>'Hinder me? Thou fool. No fluke team may hinder me!'

>Then the bracket heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Columbus laughed.... 'But no fluke team am I! You look upon a contender. Ted I am, the finn's creation. You stand between me and my cup and glory. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch the puck.'

At the end he is looking at pics of fat Byfuglien

The age of speedy manlets is now.

the outcome of the avs/flames series shows that this statement was a lie

>The age of speedy manlets in the regular season is now

Anyone got a webm of that Burns ass hit?

I will make one for you

Why does wearing a white shirt make you feel superior

Thanks bud

Is Boston gay? Or are they into dudes?

They like traps

Reminder that every wild card has more second round wins individually than the president's trophy winner has for the entire playoffs

Depends if you think traps are gay or not

Can’t wait for the amount of butthurt in this general when the shorks and broons are eliminated

losers

Traps are gay
Liking traps isnt gay

mad cuz bad

Le Coyotes de Quebec when?

Seething Boston tranny

More, hate >us more. It will make the cup win so much sweeter

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my boston bruins will win the cup
and you will thank >us in the end

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New

@92411511
>172 posts early
>SHANT

That swimsuit doesn't look like it fits that woman

>posting in a dead thread

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no one likes you

Grim

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FUCK this general
FUCK this board
FUCK this site

Nothing but a bunch of autists and edgelords, who spoil movies / tv for people
Have fun staying here!
Don't forget to like, subscribe & suck my hohol BALLS LMAO

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remove proxy russia

Thanks fren

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shut up horse eater

See you in 3 days

and the isleshits still have not scored a single goal on them

back to

Maybe the isles could have used a 40 goal scorer in this post season.

SSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

trotz didn't realize this gameplan only works when he has an ovie, kucherov, and smith-pelley potting goals for him

kuznetsov*

also that sending clutterbuck out to injure people will just fire the opponents up even more

And anything can happen these next two games. I’m still happy how this season went and there’s a lot of room to grow, especially with the prospects we could see come up. And shit happens. They scored like 3 goals but two were waved off for stupid shit (one was a kick and the other was goalie interference despite wallmark shoving Lee into the net)

But besides that, kill me if they get swept

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isles were a fluke team all year, carried by unsustainable shooting pct and unrealistic goaltending. theyre extremely lucky to even be in the second round

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Cope leafistani

SEETHING weeb

post yfw teds/canes ecf

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fuck carparts desu :DD

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Reminder that avatarfagging is just as bad as tripfagging.

Ukraine isn't even a real country, just more of Russia

canes 2bh

based

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Soon they will be the same country.

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Reminder being a leaf is a mark of shame

2complicated4u

Hockey?

A fucking leaf

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*farts*
The team you support's GM, Coach, and best player are all Canadians

Two can play this game

>1980

Who are all slaves to americans

just czechin' your trips.

Business idea: hockey but without the institutionalized racism and toxic masculinity

>slaves
the word you are looking for is bulls

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Bulls dont serve

imagine going for the body over the puck when you're down with 1 minute left and the net empty

don't you guys tire of having the same conversation every day?

high IQ move by burns there

they serve your wife/gf fine

If I did why would I be here every day?

I was right then,eh.

took a hit to make a play. good job matty.

What a massive hit. Thanks user

>oh no its delusional
Must've been too many concussions. Time to put this one out old yeller style

I must have missed that chapter of history class that says slaves were paid millions of dollars and offered the hottest white women as wives.

For fucks sake

they have that its called ringette

>hockey slags
>hottest white women
Yikes

Could you please stop with the facts and logic? I have an agenda to push.

funny dont hear you complain about delusions when another one of our bulls lifts the cup for >your franchise

sounds pretty fucking GAY

>for your franchise instead of his home country
Like a good slave

>for your franchise instead of his home country
>instead
rmyt

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fuck ontarians
fuck albertans

That's not the most coveted and prized trophy in sports.

Pretty tired of being alive but here I am
Sort of

All in favor of kicking out the snes and bringing SKA St,Petersburg into the league?

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Fucking sharts whining about calls
The ironing

It's the consolation prize they give leafs to keep them complacent

the stanley cup is not a competition of nations

t. hasn't won it in 26 years

t. gamed the system to have more the double the others amount of teams

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>zero cups

>outsmarted by a bunch of yanks
Wew

t. has never won it

I'm a bing binger friend

They weren't though. Say's a lot about your reading comprehension.

Nachos?

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hard to maneuver when an american jew calls all the shots

Really loving this Canadian damage control every day

6 boiled eggs and 500g of quark lads

>admits to being overpowered by the Americans

Really loving this American lashing out every day

Anyone got a pic of her with the crown on the shirt behind her looking like it’s on her head? Shit made me laugh with that huge plate of nachos

naw im admitting to being overpowered by a jew
something americans are equally guilty of

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>sour cream and guac
absolutely disgusting

I just finished my quark. Gainzz

>“Absolutely. I’ll take the high road and wait for the league’s apology tomorrow.”
Passive aggressive whining is still whining

pretty sure you guys are being overpowered by the muslims

t. tastelet

It's a French Canadian being sassy. You're making this a much bigger deal than it is. Stop being such a drama queen.

glad to hear you've come to accept your jewish overlords

jag gillar hockey

if you put anything other than seasoned ground beef, cheese, and japs on your nachos you're doing it wrong and should be strung up in the town square.

>sassy
well you are gay

looking forward to this thread getting even worse once the only game of the day comes on

oh no! they're running banks, jewelry stores, and hollywood in a peaceable fashion!

>no olives
>no onions
>no fresh tomato
plebian taste buds

What's the closest NHL analogue to philadelphia eagles?

washington capitals

youre mom

how will you celebrate may day?
for me, its a double quarter pounder and a 8 piece chicekn mc nuggets from mac donalds and a litre of vodka while playing the new paradox game and enjoying my off day from work

>26 years
>Canadian seethe levels unprecedented

>” b-but muh national team”
>”m-muh Canadians players”
>”j-jewish overlords”

t. fan of a team with zero cups

it's nachos, not chips n salsa you mongrel.

that's a big bowl

ruotsi

right, you have salsa/sour cream/gauc on the side

Still can't get over they serve THAT in San Jose. I'm fucking hungry now.

vegas cuplet

bög:DD

Based Canadian putting desert dwellers in it's place

you sir, don't know anything

can you get a nakkimuki in san jose?

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Ristolainen should play more like Burns or Byfuglien. Same height but Risto needs to put it together like Burns and Dustin have.

>youtube.com/watch?v=Uc_JykqFS5A
what do finns have against carbs?
dont you guys like to stay warm in the winter

are you seriously imblying ristolaine is worse than byfuglien?

My team’s got two more cups than yours in the last twenty-five years. Just keep reveling in your ancient victories while I watch my team contend for another

In terms of offense, yes

based bing putting these useless leafs in their place

>blots
>laffs
>rags

Americans come in all races m8.

routsilaine

gonna bang my fat hog of a wife

good thing he is a defenseman then

he got exposed hard this year, byfuglien has won a cup and been a force in the NHL for over a decade
obviously he is worse

What pathetic """"""""professional"""""""" NHL teams

hurriganes didnt deserve a cup in -06, and doesnt deserve it now
debate me

Do you like I:R? It seems woefully incomplete and everyone who has played Vicky seems to hate it.

>deserving cups
>>>/reddit/

Why are you getting so offended? A Dman can still put up offensive numbers and be good defensively.

i havent had time to play it yet

>muh credentials
go to bed, geezer

YOU DESERVE IT
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
YOU DESERVE IT
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

Report back after you've played it. And try to convince Sven to make a /hoc/ mod for CKII.

Calvert is a warrior. Legit jut got back up and kept playing after that. He made sure to even pass the puck too for MacKinnon to get the empty net.

But of course SN and NBSCN just want to gush all over the sharks like they did with calgary.

possibly better quality

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Fucking this. Tired of how much cum is being spilled over the shorks on each broadcast

Kakko is a bust.

Correct

Its annoying senpai. Like Avs do all this good shit. All they get from the commentators is "theyre good"
Burns, Thornton, Karlsson etc even touch a puck "WHAT A FUCKING MASTERCLASS DISPLAY THEYRE AT THE TOP OF THEIR GAME"
I think next time I'm just going to have it on TV but muted and then listen to the avs radio broadcast.

NBC does that for all the teams that are their rounds favorites. It's annoying as hell when it goes against your team

that's why canadian broadcasts are superior, even when it's hometown favorites they go out of their way to talk up the opposing team constantly

hintti :D

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God just shut the fuck up you canuck faggot

based
cringe

absolutely bootyblasted he can't watch a game without hearing pierre's braindead rambling and women pretending like they can commentate

Tell me about Finlands team in this year's Skoda Cup. Who are some of the stars that will represent them this season?

>yep... that's me

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>Finlands team

Liiga all-stars

>resorting to falseflagging
sad

Oh. I see.

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muh slavery

>the hit that saved colorado

Canuck just butthurt he has to watch American bulls fuck the shit out of his mom and can’t even lap up the truffle butter

Your flag looks like a eurshopper generic basic european flag.

The powerking of flags

we'll still win enough matches that we'll get into quarterfinals but then get absolutely massacred just like u18 this year with everyone else having nhl stars

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Kakko vs Tavares is the first game

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I like the low quality hit meme

if you ever wanna see the whiplash effect in detail

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should have had his head on a swivel

imagine getting checked by someone's butt and injured

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very cool.

Kakko is already a better centerman than Tavares.

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Ironically that hit was Rob Blake esque

>2 min for roughing

Burns is huge and quick...why doesn't he hit more?

Heem sleepy

he skated into him because he was looking down at the puck

New in a few

you now remember scotty stevens and paul kariya

HEEM'd and got a goal in the same game. Svetch is a fraud for not getting back on the ice that game

no

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Your mom

>6

ny/uutiset

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