Congratulations for your ballon d'or user! Now, i imagine you'd like to say a few words

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BASED

Someone call Vince McMahon, this guy needs a title push.

Firstly, this dab is for my mum and dad, who always believed in me as a kid growing up and supported me in my career right from the beginning. *tearful dab*

I'm just so overwhelmed to be here and in this position, getting given so much just for playing a sport I love, when I know there are so many people out there less fortunate than me, that have to struggle every day just to put food on the table. Sorry, I'm getting emotional, I just *chokes* I'm just so lucky. Spare a thought for people like the jannies on 4channel, he takes his job very seriously but doesn't realise how pathetic his life is and that he'll never have a girlfriend. I just, it makes me think, is there any justice in the world? Here I am, surrounded by friends and paid handsomely for the work I do, whilst people like jannie are stuck at home and forced to work for free. I dedicate this award to jannie, I just want you to know you're not alone, figuratively of course. Stay strong and keep trying to lose those final 200lbs. *walks back to seat whilst solemnly flossing*

>I just want you to know you're not alone, figuratively of course
kek

I'd just like to give a shout out to my celebrity crush Ava Max. DM me. Thanks and goodbye.

*grabs mic*

I do have a speech prepared, thank you. I’m glad that Cristiano Ronaldo’s not up here, otherwise Twain would have been celebrating another undeserved award for the dullest striker in the history of strikers. Seriously each game following the lanklet striker and his pals from Juventus as they fight assorted farmer teams has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the pointless statpadding, Ronaldo's only consistency has been his lack of consistency and ineffective use of teamwork, all to make winning unremarkable, to make his ego expand.

Perhaps the die was cast when Ronaldo vetoed the idea of being a one-club striker; he made sure his life's "work" would never be mistaken for a career of honors that one actually worked hard for, just ridiculous trophy-statpadding for his career. The lanklet's career might be overrated (or not), but it's certainly the anti-Messi career in its refusal of teamwork, humbleness and sharing the talent. Twain doesn't want to face that fact. Now, thankfully, he'll no longer have to.

>a-at least he was good at Real Madrid
"No!"
The arrogance is dreadful; his contributions were terrible. As I watched, I noticed that every time the commentators acted like Ronaldo single-handedly carried the team, the striker scored a tap-in, a penalty, or a statpad.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time Ronaldo's half-assed goals were wildly praised. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Ronaldo's career is so overhyped by undeserved praise and fake hype that they have no room for criticism. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Ronaldo by the same Neymar. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are idolizing Ronaldo at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to idolize Neymar." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch Ronaldo, you are, in fact, trained to watch Neymar.

Thank you very much.

"I'm not going to lie, I'm still in shock that a Blyth Spartans player like me was even CONSIDERED for this award, but I'm so grateful that for once non league football is being shown in a positive light.

I couldn't do it without some incredible team mates and of course, the fans who have really got behind us. I'll be perfectly honest, nothing will replace the feeling of lifting the FA Cup trophy at Wembley with my hometown club, but tonight is still very special. Thank you all.

Basado

Thank you, thank you

Id like to say thanks to god, thanks to my dad, who raised me and got me into sports, [team] for giving me this chance, and to a tiny little weeaboo anime forum that got me into the game

without their autism and the banter, I never wouldve made it this far

Fuck jannies

Real football....American football...The true sport.

That's where my intentions lie. Effectively immediately I am retiring from the game to become a wide receiver in the National Football League.

Thank you, go Bears.

Ahem, cheers lads. Now I know the national team has a lot of players of mixed descent, such as my good pals Dele Alli, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Joe Gomez.... but I'd just like to take this moment to say FUCK NIGGERS and that we need to secure a future existence for the white race. Thanks.

fucking incel racists, your mothers will die this very year, check them ^

*AHEM*
>Rangers, this is the chief. I know I can ramble on sometimes, but I need you to listen close for the next minute or so. I've got some bad news. I messed up. Made a mistake. I thought I could help get us out of here, but... it didn't work out. Rangers get injured all the time. It's part of the job. But if you lose a few fingers, get a bad break, that's it. You step down. We rely on each other too much to let our infirmities become a liability. A ranger knows when it's time. Only I didn't. Somewhere along the way, something broke inside me. I couldn't find us a way out of this desert. I wrestled with it, and it took me down a dark road. I wish I could explain it to you. The old chief's finally at a loss for words. Send me all the Legion you can. I'll be waiting for them.

I just want to thank the manager.

Based pasta

CBT
COCK AND BALL TORTURE

First of I'd like to thank my father my mother my best freind and my girlfre-

Fuck

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I'd like to thanks the Bogs for allowing this

OI I SCORED SUM FOOKEN GOOLS

Yes... *ahem*

I'd like to thank all my Yea Forums friends that allowed me to win this trophy.

This trophy is as yours as it is mine.

Love you guys.

no

*AHEM*
*AHEM*
*AHEM*
i'm sorry, does someone in the audience has a strepsils pastille who can give me?

I wanna thank my fellow janny, I promised him I would give him his annual salary if I managed to win this trophy. Also, just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Boavista FC ,yes THE Boavista from Liga NOS, getting qualified for the champions league! Make sure to save your tears for the 20/21 CL season when Boavista murderballs into the spotlight!

>Not doing something memorable like TSUUUUU

What will your version of tsuuu be lads?

>"I would like to thank my teammates this ballon d'or is as much mine as it is theirs, we are nothing without our teammates, thank you."

RADICAL
ISLAMIC
TERRORISM

And I tell you what, we have a president that refuses to use the term. He refuses to say it.

POOOÒOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOO IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

george bush doesn't care about black people

thank you
ahem

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Shout out to my girl Hope Solo.
Love your roasts!

Nice.

good one

are you any different from argentina btw? rare flag that is

best answer

Yes.
Uruguay its a country located in southern south america between Argentina and Brazil.
The main difference is that Uruguay has 4 World Championships and 15 Copa Américas to Argentinas 2 WC and 14 CAs, despite having a poulation of 3.5 million to Argentinas 50 million.

I did it for her...

I'd like to thank Ole for unlocking me

Thank you

*AHEM*
FUCK FIFA
FUCK UEFA
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SANDNIGGERS
THIS IS FOR YOU SPEE

but are girls different? i know some argentinian women(athletes) and they are pretty cute. they have spanish/italian heritage

are uruguaian the same?

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Yeah, we are the same in that aspect.

the spanish girls who looks very argentinian for me

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I would like to thank the Jews for their work in getting me this the awards and I'd like to thank the Bogdanofs on behalf of the Jews for getting them them the job as manipulators in the first place and finally thank the Eternal Anglo on behalf of the Bogdanofs for being the real menace to the world. This is for you Yea Forums!

okay thanks

i hope they are nice, wifable and non-promiscious etc

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Thank you for this award. Traps are hella gay. That is all.

*ahem*
fuck jannies
>the crowd goes wild
thank you, thank you

*dabs on the finalists*
Imagine letting an American win this

I keked. Nice

Fuck blacks, footie is a white man's game

*ahem*
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

*ahem*
96 weren't enough

*ting ting ting*

based

*ahem*
The Serbian Empire is a historiographical term for the empire in the Balkan peninsula that emerged from the medieval Serbian Kingdom. It was established in 1346 by King Stefan Dušan, known as "the Mighty", who significantly expanded the state. Under Dušan's rule Serbia was the major power in the Balkans, and a multi-lingual empire that stretched from the Danube to the Gulf of Corinth, with its capital in Skopje. He also promoted the Serbian Archbishopric to the Serbian Patriarchate. His son and successor, Uroš the Weak, lost most of the territory conquered by Dušan, hence his epithet. The Serbian Empire effectively ended with the death of Uroš V in 1371 and the break-up of the Serbian state. Some successors of Stefan V claimed the title of Emperor in parts of Serbia until 1402, but the territory in Greece was never recovered.

*clears throat*
Have sex, incels.

despite being only 13% of the land mass, Uruguay accounts for 50% of violent crime in Brazilian football

First of all, thanks to all the lads over at Yea Forums for always supporting me.
Usually, you would only thank your team, your teammates, your coach, I know.
Candidly speaking, I don't enjoy this trophy, because we play a team sport and no single individual should stand out.
Kane, Messi, Ronaldo, Modric - you know the guys everyone always obsesses about, but I really don't like that.

Now, again, this trophy doesn't mean a lot to me, but it does mean something for everyone on the team.
Irregardless of when we crossed paths along my career, I'd also like to thank everyone - except Thomas Müller - for getting me to where I am today.
Great players always need great rivals to fully unlock their potential.
Sincerely, I could never have done it without all of you, thanks.

Fucking kek

*ahem*
Fuck jannies, and fuck niggers. Thank you all

Stop posting, Zlatan

>FREE PALESTINE
>DEATH TO ISRAEL
*drops mic*

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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

>I just want you to know you're not alone, figuratively of course.

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Kek

FUCK ISLAM, desu

based

>first of all, thanks to God, to my family and friends

Underrated

*ahem*

Ja bi naglasio, u ovome svijetu što se dešava: to nije istina.

Ehem...good evening ladies and gentlemen

The holocaust is a lie

Free palestine

*throws mic at jews*

Heil Hitler

Dubu

>4 World Championships

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Stalin did nothing wrong

By "free palestine" i hope you mean mean freeing them from this physical world by killing them all

lel
Gonna start using this one.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

based Hans

*dabs with the ballon d'or*

>Umm.... *swallows* ... I just want to say *voice cracks* ... thank you to my mom and dad ... and um.... *faintly whispers thank you*

>Irregardless
Use Regardless, otherwise decent speech but I would shout out obscenities during it

Hi I'd just like to say one thing:

Find and kill every jew you can find in the most horrible manner possible

Thanks have a nice day.

Thank you all for participating in the user Boys Underwear Competition – it's been a real pleasure to see all your photos.

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*puts mic in the ass*
*farts*

AHEM...
FUCK
JANNIES
AND
FUCK
NIGGERS
thanks a lot for the space, that's all

B A S E D

*kneels and dabs to Mo Bamba*

Kekked

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You are first for the cross, kike.

*AHEM*
I’d like to take this opportunity to say something that’s been on my mind for a long time.....FUCK FIFA AND FUCK QATAR!

top lad

IF YOU GO TO A PUB IN AARLAND YOU GOTTA HAVE A SONG

Fucking kek

AHEM
you see i won this trophy because i am the first american to actually care about this sport and use my natural genetic gifts and superior athletic training to not play football, not play basketball, not play hockey, not play baseball, but to play professional povertyball. I also dont even like this semen slurping "sport" and will be retiring directly after receiving this award saying i am the best povertyball player of all time

It's my privilege, thank you.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

>y-you too

*clears throat*

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

First of all I want to thank God, then my teammates and family. And if you don't reply to this post, et cetera

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