/mlb/....!

fuck you bitch

...!

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omigosh

Is this the threa..... Oh baby talkers nevermind...... Faggots

I'm so sad! D:

who /drinkingsalsa/ here?

...

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
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Chris Davis got his greenies back!

>That feel when couldn’t watch the dbax to go 15

21st for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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A scrawny, virgin neckbeard fangraphs poster was teaching a class on Bill James, known sabrmetrician.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bill James and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the game has ever known, even greater than Babe Ruth!"

At this moment, an old school former ball player turned front office employee who had served over 5 years as the Phillies GM stood up and held up a box score.

"How did these runs score?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "players with high on base percentages produce less outs and increase a team’s chance of scoring, stupid meathead."

"Wrong. Those runs were batted in by a run producer named Ryan Howard. If what you say is true than I shouldn’t have a job right now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Moneyball. He stormed out of the room crying those autist crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Dave Cameron, wished he had actually played the game instead of being a nerd playing with numbers. He wished so much that he could perform in the clutch, but of course he had argued against it!

The students applauded and all left Fangraphs for ESPN that day and accepted Ruben Amaro Jr. as the greatest GM in baseball. An eagle named "Established Closer" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and was signed to a multi-year contract on the spot. Take Me Out to the Ballgame was sung several times, and Jack Morris himself showed up and was inducted into the Hall of Fame.

Fangraphs lost all its readers and was shut down the next day. Dave Cameron died of the gay plague AIDS and the formulas for FIP and wOBA were forgotten for all eternity.

God Bless America

The monotonous voices that occupied his day swirled in his head. It was 3am and his stirring under the covers was an attempt to fight off the demons.

"QUINTANA IS A 3RD AT BEST, HE WONT CUT IT FOR A PLAYOFF RUN"

Another voice came into his left ear.

"BUT MCHUGH IS JUST AS VALUABLE AS QUINTANA.. DIDNT YOU READ DAVE CAMERONS ARTICLE? OUR FINAL OFFER IS AN UNDERCOOKED HAWAIIAN PIZZA AND A PTBNL. YOUR MOVE MR. HAHN."

CLICK

The click reasonated in his mind and gently faded to the rythm of his bedroom clock.

"tick tock tick tock TICK TOCK"

It was a 2005 world champion themed White Sox clock gifted, as a stark warning, by Kenny Williams. Above it was a portrait of Kenny himself. His face covered the whole canvas and Hahn always had the impression Kenny was keeping his watchful eye on the recently independent GM. A large caption read underneath:

I ALWAYS GET MY MAN

Hahn sat up straight, the demons seemed to vanish from his mind. This has been a nightly occurance for over a week now. He sat up and stumbled over to his phone. His heavy eyes squinted at the bright screen.

5 new messages, all from the man himself.

Hahn sighed.

"5 tool center fielder" "The potential.." "Superstar status" "Retooling for a 2017 run" "One for one swap"

He threw his phone out into the hallway. Suddenly a bright flash engulfed the room. Hahn ran over to the window in time to see a large figure of a man stumble and trip over himself as he tried to escape his lawn. The large flames spelled something in the grass..

ANDREW MCUTCHEN

Aww you shouldn't have!

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im a red sox fan. i dont know what any of this means
please translate

based fuck those trannies and Jews and fagnraphs

why do the red sox suck so much

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World Series hangover. You wouldn't know since your team didn't win the World Series.

lol the copies!

I'm a Red Sox fan too but it's obvious they have some real big issues. It's not like we aren't used to them having some really bad years tho.

for me it’s the Hebrew Nationals

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I got kicked off that team for porking my bats

nice

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ba dum tch

Fucking cancer faggot motherfucker cunt piece of shit asshole fucktarded stupid dipshit

no

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look it was a joke

What are the best games tonight boys?

red sox v athletics could be good if the sox don't get BTFO

Dodgers Jints

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Who here /firstplace/

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PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES...

...

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PHILTHIES!!!!!
...
PHILTHIES!!!!!
KEK
>philthies
philthies
...
PHILTHIES!!!!!

What kind of autism is this?

PHILTHIES2PHILTHIES4PHILTHIES1PHILTHIES1PHILTHIES4PHILTHIES0PHILTHIES2PHILTHIES!!!
Philthies...

kek

....
PHILTHIES!!!
...
philthies philthies philthies!!!
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>PHILTHIES!!!!!
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OH NOLA NOLA NOLA!!!

Based Nate Lowe call up

One user trying to force the new scuba Kek scuba

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I don't care about the Phillies just curious why such low iq posters continue to post here. It's baseball not professional wrestling.

R8 my weiner.

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>2.5
We're coming for our first place chair.

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Nate Lowe will be AL ROY
Sorry Vladfat

Looks fucking perfect.

Sorry but I think my red birds are the real deal

I want the Reds to be the real deal again

Honeslty I think Vladimir Guerro is a bit overhyped in Toronto... he has potential to be great but still

>Honeslty I think Vladimir Guerro is a bit overhyped in Toronto
It's not just in Toronto. MLB Network has been shilling him like crazy too. It's far too soon to give him the kind of attention he's been getting but MLB is desperate for young marketable stars.

Who is killing the Yankees? Kek it’s like a fuckin hospital in their dugout.

Morning, lads.

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Sure is annoying though to see the media ignore solid players like Brandon Drury consistently stepping up in the clutch with walkoff homeruns and hits in favour of >muh vladdy though

>Negative run differential
Beware the regression

It's late afternoon silly

Technically I posted two minutes before noon, my time.
I'm aware, user. Funny how even on /mlb/ we thought it was the bats that were gonna be solids, while on the whole it has been the arms that have pleasantly surprised this Dads fan.

I just wanna give a preemptive fuck you

Why, user? Braves fan?

Any word on Tatis yet?

Think I saw that he has been put on the 10 Day IL, but not from an official source. Urias has been called up though, and will most likely play SS until he comes back.

I already know

What do you mean? I'm legitimately confused what you seem to be alluding to.

71st for the best fans in baseball the st louie cardinals

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*robs you of a hr and bootyblasts your """elite""" reliever in the same game*

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It's over before it began

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sorry I didn't know

BASED

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>sites not working again
Typical

Got my tickets for the Giants Dodgers game tonight. Thank good the Giants are awful, 60 bucks for box seats.

Let’s be honest you would fuck Yelich right?

Right?

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Just got a cheeky Pirates hat for fashion even though I'm a Red Sox fan and don't care about Pittsburgh at all

what a chad

Only if he says no homo

Stop giving nutting money

redpill me on how bad an owner he is

>redpill
shove it up your ass sheep

I just looked at the May schedule. It's fucking brutal.
Cards
@ Phillies
@Brewers
@Dodgers
Mets
Cubs
@Mets
Marlins
@Braves

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He's probably the same /pol/ asshat that keeps asking which is the whitest MLB team. Fuck that guy.

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Hey now, Natspup. You guys had a solid comeback win against my Dads yesterday. No need to be sad. Would you feel better if I gave you a treat?

birds

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Woof.

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New Anthony Recker interview on WCBS radio. wcbs880.radio.com/articles/anthony-recker-says-degrom-and-syndergaard-will-be-fine

What team has the best looking caps? For me it's either Detroit or Toronto

Same
Those pillbox caps are effay

>No Cubs game today
What game should I watch instead?

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>Jays play at 10pm tomorrow
>work at 6am the next day

worst coast pls

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Gay porn, why should today be any different?

The west is the best, faggot.

Why would I want to watch the cardinals game?

Because they're losing. And getting perfectoed through 3.

>Converting a bunt into a triple
This is the power of the dads

Twins vs. Astros game tonight bois

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Fun

What game shall i watch lads? My team has off day

rbo thread where?

Make it

Who's and orange birbs for the lulz

would eat at least 6, fantastic work bro

Yonder Alonso lol

Corbin has absolutely zero composure
Let's one home run go then proceeds to suck his way to losing the lead and then some
Guy needs to learn how to shorten his memory

>patrick corbin
Bruh look at this dude.... Ohnonono *breathes in*

This Cardinal lineup with Ozuna being what he was meant to be and Goldy is just so fun to watch. Molina is Molina. Dejong is an awesome young player, Wong has really come into his own this year, and I think Bader has a ton of potential. Then to have Martinez hitting the fuck out of everything, especially off the bench. The NL needs to shit their once if Carp gets going.

>just 2 weeks ago I called Ozuna the "runt" of the marlin outfield puppy sale and making of a fool of himself climbing the fence in the outfield, now he's on this crazy tear and i couldn't be happier

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The runt of that puppy sale was Stanton t b h
Especially with that contract

Anderson own ya

No bat flip tho

and he throws ya

>During the benches-clearing incident, White Sox shortstop Tim Anderson called Royals pitcher Brad Keller a "weak-ass fucking nigger," sources tell ESPN. Anderson, who was hit by a Keller pitch one at-bat after he hit a home run and flipped his bat, was suspended for one game.

NEVER drop the "hard R" not even if you're black...

What do you think about how Fowler is doing?

the fact that 3 is the first # of his BA is a fucking miracle. That guy has been the biggest bum ever the last 2 seasons.

>nobody would high five him

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What weighs 600lbs, has 27 teams and likes pengwings?

why only 27 ?

>8 games going on
Only 2 gamethreads
Would the 'fans' of all these teams care to say something?

lewd

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I used to make game threads, but I got tired of wasting all my pithy and witty comments on no one.

Hello me

Anyone watching who's and orange birbs?

i am, posted a couple times, dead thread

Didn't know there was a thread

>mfw drafted by the orioles in little league

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Dodgers @ Giants
My usual source for starting lineups didn't put the dodgers lineup there

yeah, the op didn't link it here. im always on the catalog though so it wasnt a problem for me. id make more threads, but after i tried making like 5 thread last year only to have someone make one about 30s before me i just got annoying. people also bitched about my shitty ms paint pixels of the lineups, so fuck them, they can make the thread.

Why would he for a meaningless 2 run homer in a regular season game during a lost season?

It’s bark at the park night at the K

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based birds on the bat comeback win, hoping for a guaranteed win now

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good game, nats. stay mad, cusbs

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Davey kept Corbin in waaaay too long
gg Cards

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Entire stadium blew up when the Twins beat the Astros early. Was a good ass time.

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So like all 37 people that showed up tonight?

Asshole

jerk

craig kimbrel still unsigned lol

Dickhead

*spits*
scumbag

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OHHOHOHOHOHO NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!!

fuck face

Idiot douchebag

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YOU'RE AN EVIL MEANIE POOPOO HEAD!!!

This is kot territory, bub

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Who wants to help me in fantasy?

I'll be whatever you want me to be, daddy.

Best 2 start pitchers next week?

That was one of the most cringe moments when fat retard Schwarber acted like he was gonna beat up the ump who correctly called him out on a check swing to lose the game.

:^)

You give me the answers, I give you the D

Faggot.

Hamels from my cubbies for sure

cubbie kun here!!!

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WIN SOX!!

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literally who?

What, jelly of you being at that game(though i would have forked in a few more bucks to be behind home with JV pitching). Literally my favorite kinda of game. Verlander had to be pissed at getting no run support.

dare I hope for .500 within the 10 days?

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Batthrowman

Seeing a lot more socks fans when riding the train. Gonna have to teach these assholes a lesson

Yeah how dare they be loyal to their team instead of just rooting for whoever is winning at the moment!

season 2 confirmed user

Exactly

sorry my bad

[attempts to speak English]

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This is an outrage

[profanities]

Who are the good guys and who are the bad guys in each division?

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someone post the alignment chart

as if any version of that stupid thing is any good

found the butthurt yaksfag

what's our record looking like today bros?

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but that's what all shitcagofags do

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See

oh fuck off

Go fuck yourself

Based Rays are Centralbros now?

Once /hoc/ got in, it was no holds barred

Fixed

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The Nationals were chaotic evil because of harper, this is clearly outdated

Also no way a team like the Cardinals are good because they cheat.

Bad guys:
>yaks
>entire comedy central
>disastros
>lillies
>cusb + tardinals
>doyers

Fuck off retard

fuck off and die

Cubs fan spotted

dave roberts is unfireable

Baawston spotted

Cubs are lawful good, they are good and always follow the laws of baseball.
Someone fix the chart.

>four year contract
>front office puppet

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kek lol oh no

Based Cubbies

this is cray... too kray for me... F this I'm out

Yes

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Cubby wubby drinkie winkie!

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cubbie wubbie loves the cummie in his tummy!

Anyone have any Yeli sightings to report?

what the f is going on?

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As a sexually oblivious tomboy, I get the TINGLES when I catch a glimpse of my man Yeli CRACKING JACKS BACK TO BACK

oh you can die now asshole

As a sexually aggressive tomboy, I get WEIRD for FIELDING ERRORS

these cusb fags are ruining the fucking culture of this general

Me seening E6

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The inmites are running the asylum

the crazies have been let loose!

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Where’s GODGERS?!?!?? ;(

I killed him

Eaten by a Cubbie

>eat one really good super sweet end-of-season orange
home run!
>next orange is completely flavorless and smells a little bad
EPIC STRIKEOUT!!!

*dabs on Lost (again) Angeles*

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Just give me some time, I'll solve the brain teaser.

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Good guys:
>National League
Bad Guys:
>American League

gg

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The fuck is everything always on fire in New York

reeeee
gg i guess

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Ree

I believe I’ve spotted based Heims with Teboq making merriment. Dare I try to join them at their games?

Have you noticed a resurgence of baby talk and Reckerposting? If only Godgers were here. He’d know what to do.

Hello folks. I have acquired a domain. Now isn't the time to investigate anymore. I think we all know the verdict of those few. It's extermination time
please leave feedback
detectivesandexterminators.squarespace.com/
password is exterminate
I'm here.

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hmm

God bless you Inspector

>playing anything besides gnome
SERIOUSLY hope you don't do this

Haha that was a Jose Altuve post... lil bastard! Quick as a bunny he is!!!
Haha well anyway, here we go posties here we go *clap clap*

based bauie!

Baby talking is strictly prohibited

Bless you, Godgers. You serve a dire need on this general.

*ahem*

fuck cubs fans, fuck cardinals fans, fuck yankee fans, and fuck janitors

Sorry for the delay, pupper. Here are your treats.

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Oh, and good morning, boys. Good game last night, Braves bros.

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Beautiful site Inspector

G'mo'ning Dadsbro

hey lads- how does it feel to be stomped on by our AAA team?
bet you can't wait for our starters to come back and play .500 ball for the rest of the season :^)

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Why did all the dads fans come out of the woodworth all of the sudden?

I call them dabs fans.

>all the dads fans
Besides my saying good morning, what other Dads fan(s) have posted at the rate that you'd consider irregular?

Let's face it, you always fall short. They won't even win the division.

Beat it shorty

I like how he's wearing the Harper nose in his profile pic

>yankees """"""fans""""""
Another year another let down for the "muh rings" crowd. Love watching them disappointed and disappearing every July.

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You mirin /mlb/?

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You going Tijuana style?

Wow that's almost as small as your pecker. Almost.

Onions bacon topped with sriracha horseradish and mustard.

>sriracha horseradish
YIKES.
Everything else sounds great. Personally, I'd probably go sauerkraut instead of onions, standard horseradish, and the mustard would need to be Deli style, but in general, that sounds like a hell of a meal. Is that accompanying the viewing of a game, or are you just treating yourself to a tasty lunch?

He's right, we celebrated when Sinclair wasn't able to buy out Tribune and turn Chicago's own WGN into a propaganda center and ruin baseball.
Then the Cubs decide to just join them anyway and are going to force everyone to pay their giant fees to watch the game now.

Games at 6 so im at work. I just like sharing my weiners.

Forgot finished project.

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Thank you for doing so, user. They look quite tasty.

What's wrong with Sinclair and supporting the president of your own country?

Careful user. That good boy looks like he might take a bite out of your wiener.
On top of that, you should be sure to have an absorbent napkin around as it looks like you're probably going to get some wiener sauce on your face.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2019 World Series champions

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>what's wrong with Sinclair?
When they do shit like this and go full 1984
twitter.com/Deadspin/status/980175772206993409/video/1

>Inb4 poisoning of the well

>deadspin

Right on cue

>supporting the president of your own country?
He wanted to own a dick herpes team and refuses to throw out the first first pitch of a ballgame as president
If he can't even be assed to show even lip service to baseball, he cannot have the support of /mlb/ or any true fan of baseball.

>12 teams faced with another attendance drop
google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/3626164002

When will boreball fans admit their sport is boomer tier garbage that nobody except old white people care about?

Sorry sir we can do better we promise

>dicks herpes
Unforgivable.

The Philadelphia Phillies, whose signing of Bryce Harper to a $330 million contract was the centerpiece of a wild off-season, are averaging 37,280 fans – a whopping 44% gain over the average of 25,811 to this point last year.

Perhaps more encouraging, they’ve seen a 55% jump in their worst crowd – from 28,000 to 34,000 – which would indicate a very robust season-ticket base.

Philly's crowds should further swell as spring gives way to summer, particularly if the ballclub remains atop the NL East. Every team, of course, will draw better once school's out and competition from other sports dissipates.

HMMMM ITS ALMOST AS IF IF YOUR TEAM DOES WELL IN ACQUIRING TALENT AND STARS AND MAKES A GOOD COMPETITIVE TEAM THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY TICKETS TO WATCH

HMMMMMMMMMM

>Concession prices and seat prices skyrocket
>Attendance goes down for shitty teams

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If I stab your reddit meme head with a sharp pencil, would you die?

You prob cant even reach my neck stupid manlet.

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>The redditor is butthurt he got called out
>Has to post more reddit cancer
>SmugAnimeGirl.jpeg

ok retard

b-based!!!!!!!

Where's ABG and why isn't he celebrating new baseball in the Reiwa era?

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rip?

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t. same fagging retard

try again fag

Sweet proof.

Working on your shoop?

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try again retard

:^)

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try again idiot

>retard gets dabbed on by rightful owners of 4chins in this gook moot era
>spergs out

pottery

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So is what’s going on in Venezuela a distraction for players from there like Acuna or Inciarte?

>Now the redditors are fighting amongst themselves

Maybe, but this isn't the first time the US attempted a coup in Venezuela, did everyone already forget the failed on in 2003? That was a doozy.

youtube.com/watch?v=DeJp1D08UbY

>fucking retard

Is that a nipple?
You can't do that!

He can't do that!

>there are posters on Yea Forums who were born after 2003

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>this is insane

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>dancing while holding onto your breasts
What? Explain this cusb fans.

scuba kek scuba!!

youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI

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>92431211
Only people who are born after 2003 still post these characters.

At least Jim looks like he's having fun.

LMAO

Cant wait to watch basedball today.

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It's okay. While I was waiting, I pooped in your shoe and dry humped your pillow.

Wtf is this ERP psychopathy

But you don't live with me...

It has been 5 days already???!!!

BAUER OUTAGE in 2 hours !!!

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I'll support the next president. Maybe. It's a case by case basis.

>92434066
Why are there so many false flags and redditors posting right now?

>trips of truth

youtube.com/watch?v=RaITGgmpFy8
How badly does your team get slighted by /hoc/ in this video?

bought a chief wahoo hat today
don't even watch baseball but they had them at the store

>sabers
wat

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Interesting decision.

What are you watching?

Why my orange ducks of course.

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It's postponed

Retarded reddit frog poster BTFO

Im the frog poster nigger.

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And you're still retarded. Congratulations.

dodgers still owned by sf

>tfw your nap is ruined by tornado sirens

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Almost game time tho

We good, friend

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I thought you guys didn't believe in climate change.

This is nothing new. Happens every year.
Tornado season lasts from April to June.

injuns defense all kinda of terrible tonight

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Bauer pitching like shit too

>Gets hit by Tornadoes
>And Hurricanes
>And soon Earthquakes due to fracking
What a terrible state

God hates Texas. I can understand. We all do.

I agree.
You forgot sandstorms, grass fires and Mexicans. People should stop moving here.

We should just give Texas back to Mexico, where it belongs desu

Nah, senpai.
We should finish what we started and take the rest of Mexico.
That's prime Texas soil.

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Enjoy getting fucked up by the drug lords and then crawling back to American to bail out your worthless asses. Again.

>implying we would leave American in the first place

How are the Mest doing so good???

>11-1

Can we stop being retarded and just
>rags

Have you seen their ballparks, there's like 10 texas flags for every American one.
>Faggot state always puts themselves before the Union.
>Already tried committed treason once and got their shit kicked in.
Shame we couldn't have an second Sherman burn down everything west of the Mississippi.

If you don't love Texas then you don't love America. Don't even @ me commie.

>being this upset about state pride

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Tex-ass

>Cubs bootyblasted the Lastros so badly they had to flee to the baby league.
Some state

We need to finally settle the debate. Who is worse? Texans? New Yorkers?

Californians

Conservatives

Not even close. Californians aren't even close to being as obnoxious as Texans or New Yorkers. .

92436533
I don't give pinkos (you)s

When someone says Pinko or Libtard on the internet, pic related is the 1st thing I think of.

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Time for baseball.
Thanks for the (you)s

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>Live in Texas
>Burn to death while drowning
At least you got your compensation bang bangs and book for the cult of the invisible sky magician.

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I've been to Texas. It's a shit hole. And it's filled with retarded Texans.

Who's the best team in basedball?

Chicago White Sox

Grampa Gay Days

nyy v ari

Where did the Marlins poster go? I like that guy

cardinals

Commiefornian here. I like Tejas.

As of this moment, probably the Rays or Astros.

t. Retarded nigger

>extra innings to be replaced with a home run derby per sources

I lost money tonight, ama

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Stop lying before I slap your shit

Dodgers @ Giants

GET IN HERE - CC SABATHIA IS BECOMING THE 17TH MAN IN HISTORY WITH 3000 STRIKEOUTS TONIGHT

Cubs @ Mariners
It's never to early to have a gamethread

just like it's never too early to have an /mlb/ non-general thread right cusbpie?

No thanks I'd rather watch real baseball

>27 time world champions
>HOF pitcher making history tonight
>going to step on the sneks
>not real baseball
lmao okay go watch your cubbies

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Houspie seething!

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COME WATCH THIS MAN BREAK 3000 STRIKEOUTS AND MAKE HISTORY

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Fuck off, no one cares.

>muh rings
Every fucking time LOL. Win one this century and get back at me.

stop bullying now

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What century are you living in?

The one where the Yankees have been irrelevant the last 10yrs or more.

the yankees have not had a season below .500 in 27 years

>senpai
>mest

All that money spent on mediocrity. Wow.

Would that by any chance be a century where they actually did win championship #27?

imagine having the highest payroll in baseball and barely hanging onto 4th place in the AL east

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2 other shit teams. What's your point?

Toronto Blue Jays @ Los Angeles Angels game thread:

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Imagine talking trash when your first baseball memories are from 2016 and the events of 2009 are news to you 10 years later.

>hurrr bankees
>yeah but we actually aren't buying wins
>in fact our lineup is almost entirely minor league guys making $500k and we're 9-1 in our last 10
>hurrr bankees! lol! get a new ring! lol!

also CC is now 2 Ks away

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Yankees fans are so fragile. (you)s all day mostly yapping about rings.

>it's upset

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the cardinals survive andrew miller ! solid waino, solid gant, bader continuing to trend upward...

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imagine not having 27 rings

1st rule of being a Yankees fan: just shut the fuck up and deal with it pal.

If we give the Cubs 1000 years, do you think they could win their 5th World Series in that time?

at least patriot fans in coon collide have won all of theirs this century.

wooooooo 1923 yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh that was a hell of a championship win!

>Please stop bullying me
Good post

CC SABATHIA HAS STRUCK OUT 3000 BATTERS!
THE 3RD LEFTY IN HISTORY AND 17TH MAN IN BASEBALL EVER TO DO SO!

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aaron boone on CC's 3000:
>uh, he's a great dude. i cant wait for him to hit 3000. i remember when this dude hit a home run. he's a good pitcher and i like him a lot. have you guys heard of aaron judge?

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>wooooooo 1923 yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh that was a hell of a championship win!
I chuckled

being the best team in baseball is pretty easy. we don't have to pay rent ever because all y'all have a special place in your heads for us where we live rent free.

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CRACK SIIIP AHH YEAH THE BIG BAMBINO NOW THERE'S A HITTER SIIIIP

>entire team on the DL
>bring up a ton of ragtag AAA guys
>still dabs on your team
Yankees will win the World Series in 2019

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Flags fly forever. I bet you want future generations of White Sox fans to spit on the 2005 World Series and pretend it never happened.

>making a picture in paint because you cant stop thinking about the stankees
oof

I heard we have a new influx of posters due to the other sports winding down so I have prepared a nice guide for them.

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based and red pilled

>gay york

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>All these triggered stankee trash coming out of their rat-infested subway hovels to post

the yankees are the only team in the MLB not to have a pride day
take that faggot

SO BRAVE

>rags

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>even /hoc/bros are here to fight the 56%kees
Lmao

I've been a fan of the yankees since before the Giants went to san frangaysco

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yaks are the least gay team in the MLB

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>while minor league team embraces chic-fil-a
TOP KEK

>pierats

>leclerc

Nice closet

>rags

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>rags
LOL

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go sneks

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>stankees

Fucking Leclerc.
See you tomorrow, Pierats

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>bryce pooper getting boo'd

L M A O
M
A
O

>the ABSOLUTE state of the philthies

>[Leclerc] has allowed 14 hits in 10 2/3 innings. A year ago, he gave up only 24 hits in 57 2/3 innings.

>Leclerc ruined a strong start by right-hander Adrian Sampson, who had impeccable command. Sampson had 58 strikes in 82 pitches and did not allow a walk in 5 2/3 scoreless innings. He went to a three-ball count on only two hitters.

Why do teams bring in the closer when the previous pitcher is on fire?

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>Phillies fans turning on their own team
This happens at least 5-6 times every year. They're the biggest scumbags in all of baseball

*biggest scumbags in all of american sports

i was going to be lazy and ask for the original image...but then i realized "how many results could there be for "man swinging cactus"

>cusb are behind shitattle, can the Ms hold on so the cards can clinch the division this weekend?

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You can only reply to this post if your team has 20 wins....Not so fast, /mlb/.

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>first team to 20 wins have won the past 3 world series
bros....

This post only serves to exclude others and is simply a bullying tactic.

but the cardinals, twins, and rays have better records

oh he owns ya
and he just pwnd ya
pulverizes ya pitch
ya may as well bitch n moan

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You can only post if you team has won a world series in this century.

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Who is Recker Anthony?

sorry i didn't know

>BELLINGER
.434 AVG (#1)
14 HR (#1)
37 RBI (#1)
32 Runs (#1)
.508 OBP (#1)
.890 SLG (#1)
1.413 OPS (#1)
46 H (#1)

>YELICH
.353 AVG (#6)
14 HR (#1)
34 RBI (#2)
26 Runs (#3)
.460 OBP (#3)
.804 SLG (#2)
1.264 OPS (#2)
36 H (#9)

Hmmm......

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Yeli owns ya

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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Both steroid users

With how things are going, it feels like that will be >our only one this century

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Red Sox v Athletics
218 / 44 / 15

Mets v Reds
55 / 16 / 14

Dodgers v Diamondbacks
140 / 32 / 30

Dodgers v Giants
66 / 19 / 15

Blue Jays v Angels
73 / 16 / 9

Cubs v Mariners
289 / 58 / 26

yeah they're good but dontcha know about schwarber?

Dodgers so based they play at two parks in one night

How devastated would /mlb/ be if he goes on a second half season tear and gets the MVP?

I think Kershaw got his 3000k tonight.
Good for him

Get fucked jints.

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oh they'll seeth

>Being so pussy whipped you call them by their own self given nickname.
This is why the Gnats had a dynasty and you didn't.

schwarbie make ya seeth?

>This shit again

NOBODY CARES

Fuck off cubscum

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Beta doyer detected
This is why you'll never get another ring.

>Beta

Ok fag. You sure are tough calling people names on the internet.

SEETHING AT SCHWARBIE!

i apologize on his behalf

schwarbies bringing the seethies!

No you don't.
Gnats = Giants!

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Cubes

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sorry

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Based and Gondola pilled.

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We're in a retard crisis

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We are always in a retard crisis.

You just don't like this flavor.

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I blame the Gnat defense force for this atrocious atrocity.

M V P

twitter.com/MLBStats/status/1123069782746640389

oh don't mind me just tending to my memes

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This is an outrage

At least this is a tolerable meme. Unlike all the reddit trash that's spammed to hell and back.

Reminder Gondola is a cusb fan.

Come to my place of work and say that to my face tough guy.

I don't fight manlets sorry.

FUCK OFF

I accept your surrender then kiddo.

Go on to your day care. Would you like me to get you a phonebook so you can sit in a big boy chair?

>Reminder Gondola is a cusb fan.

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Gondola had a hard life, he cheers for a team that had a hard life to reflect that.

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Seething at the superior life form.

>Being under 6'3
>Superior

Fucking pleb dont @ me anymore

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>92442523
>He just exposed himself as a redditor and posting inferior memes
LOLOLOL

why all the obsession with reddit? why can't we just post memes without having to hear about that site?

Climbing up on Shieldsbury Hill
I could see the city light
Wind was blowing, time stood still
Baseball flew out of the night
He was something to observe
Came in close, I heard a voice
Standing, stretching every nerve
Had to listen, had no choice
I did not believe the information
Just had to trust imagination
My heart going boom, boom, boom
"Shields", he said, "grab your things, I've come to take you home"
To keep in silence I resigned
My friends would think I was a nut
Turning baseballs into wine
Open doors would soon be shut
So I went from day to day
Though my life was in a rut
'Til I thought of what I'll say
Which connection I should cut
I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
My heart going boom, boom, boom
"Hey", he said, "grab your things, I've come to take you home"
(Hey, back home)
When illusion spin her net
I'm never where I want to be
And liberty she pirouette
When I think that I am free
Watched by empty silhouettes
Who close their eyes but still can see
No one taught them etiquette
I will show another me
Today I don't need a replacement
I'll tell them what the smile on my face meant
My heart going boom, boom, boom
"Hey", I said, "you can keep my things, they've come to take me home"

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i cri evertim ;_;

lol
James Shields lol

D:

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which world series from the last 5 years do you guys think we're more likely to see a repeat of?

astros dodgers easily

Fuck thi post

Based spurdo/gondola posters.

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This is the first time I've realized that they spelled it "White Sox General Mananger"

needs a gondola themed /mlb/

Based Sockies

500

here we go sockies here we go

>cusb