/hoc/

>kid sleeping on the net
>check him
why are Torts teams so rude??

because you're not the one they want to be looking at it

You must be ugly bro
I'm 37 and 19 year old girls still love when I hit on them

Canadian """""cuisine"""""

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*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation.

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Based old man sex pest

have sex

would rather eat the slippers, desu

they do it because tits are physically hot and they're sweaty. its like wearing a tank top on a hot day

Kek.

>get home from work
>log into hocgeneral.com
>see my canes won tonight after being down 1-0

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>working on sunday

Can I please just see one win?

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the passover attack gave immense power to the Carolina Holocausts. they are confirmed to win the cup

Not until game 5

>make an alphabetical list of all 31 teams
>find the one the last two digits of this post ties to
>make fun of them

a mans gotta make money

imagine being a jew pork weeb
yikes

na

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'm just memeing I'm on my way home from work myself

checked

what a BEAUTIFUL goal

Very based post

>I put people to sleep
>that's what I do

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first thing i thought of

Imagine being you, not in the best city in america

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but you're not in the best city in america, either

quietest crowd of the playoffs

And what city is that? I’ll wait

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las begas :DDD

Austin, TX

most likely team to win the stanley cup

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>sunbelt

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Ah, keep austin weird

I guess the Islanders are content with beating the Pens then slipping back into irrelevancy
lol

Friendly reminder that it was 3-0

>our biggest accomplishment is getting out of the first round

Lord of the Rings is more onions than Star Wars

It’s literally two games, and two games where holy shit the islanders did everything right except for score. I’m worried, but I hope they take at least a game in Raleigh. They gotta wake the fuck up

business idea: teams on the powerplay should be immune to offsides calls

Brojackets*

Did it come back up

business idea: overtime is played by a random group of fans from the audience

They're brilliantly written books
You're just a brainlet pleb

NEED MY NUMERALS SHANNON

sharks blow such cock it is hilarity

yay, good guys win again

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>shorks

its quite difficult for me to respect nathan mackinnon after hearing him speak

>brilliant
Pic is you

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which team would do best under these rules?

>avs
>good guys

You may only pick one

>using the s o y meme in 2020 - 1

too bad i picked both

chicago

Better than the sharts. At least it snows in Denver.

???

friendly reminder the pierre is a retard

dreadlocks and guns are not allowed into the ice

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na

>no hockey for 22 hours
>only 1 game tomorrow

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well nobody said that

Do we all agree that this stanley season is the proof that the NHL is in crisis? First round memes followed by the borefest all the way to the finals.

who would've thought that out of all these matchups only the canes would sweep

soon it will be one game every other day or so

>>only 1 game tomorrow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

At least you get hockey tomorrow

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Will they ever revamp the playoffs

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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this is why nhl will never be relevant compared to the other leagues

no we are finally escaping the crisis decade and moving into better times

They’re not gonna sweep. They cheesed two wins

well shit. hockey is the only sport i like. it doesn't have to be this way....

screencapped and added to my cringe collection

I'm not worried
Yet

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God this round fucking sucks

Suck my dick

no it's because hardly anyone grows up playing hockey, when will you goofys learn this

we need fresh blood, newer and better teams. i count on seattle. and the oilers. are they done with the oil change? i stopped following that drama like 3 years ago.

Isles cheesed the pens to a sweep

>drops 2 in Colorado because >altitude

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GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

What's the optimal length of a series for a team to get some rest, but not so much rest that they start the next series rusty?

And it will only get worse from here.

5-6 games i would think

I thought the Sharks were a popular team?

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5.5 games obviously

Stupid question

first - lazyman not working and now THIS?
I've had enough of Gary's shit!!

Denver area getting snow tomorrow, game 3 there is also a chance for snow.

Cuuuuuuuute
She's cuuuuuuuuuute

They play indoors buddy

Threeve

yellow

No shit, but the snow sets the mood bettter for hockey in the playoffs.

wouldn't matter if they had enough rest, 3-4 days between the games which they don't obviously

>Putting on makeup to play a sport
This is why no one takes female leagues seriously

i think they should get rid of the ice so that people who dont have access to ice rinks can play in the nhl too

don't they have a retractable roof in denver which they close when it gets colder than 50?

>$Texas

Stars confirmed for Stan Lee

>it's another gentleman's sweep of a pacific team
based

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Sweepers gonna sweep

>Wildcards getting cocky
Let's see how far this goes

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WILD CARDS RULE
FIRST SEEDS DROOL

youtube.com/watch?v=U80SD85rLqQ

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Not me. I thought >we were screwed after that first period.

>There are parts of Texas which are closer to Denver than Dallas

every single wildcard has more second round wins than the president's trophy winner and last year's cup winner combined have in the playoffs in general

which country outside of north america produces the best hockey players

>shorks

united states of america

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Canada duh

arya kills nightking

>shorkes

based

Saudi Arabia

it is not about the wins though
shit hockey, boring games. who cares who wins
i'd rather watch beer league than these the two games today

More like CanaDuh lmao

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rofl

WHERE ARE MY NUMBERS SHANNON!?!?

why, brother?

Finland. Evidence includes several world junior titles, basically every bronze in the olympics by both genders and a multitude of star forwards that are among the best in their position on the planet.

based and 2012pilled

Czech republic

These words mean nothing to me

I like to put sex things in my ass hole

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ima sharks fan (male) btw

it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=vyTSmDmM4kM

Checking in from the avs subreddit. I come in peace. Just wondering how the avs are regarded here. Thanks.

GoT is gay

Then fuck off
Shoo shoo not for you

so is my benis

did 12 hours of yard work today and got absolutely jacked and swole, lads

Fuck off, we're full

they're really cool. sharks are big homos too so Yea Forums is unanimously with your avs

show us the gunz

-1

t. mad his team is out

I like Tom Brady

My penis is originally in your mouth

i hate yard work
it is mulch time again

ok

what type of lawnmower do you have?

based

Scissors

i'm a sick fuck i like my sick fuckeddd

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>i come in peace
the most reddit thing ive ever heard

john deere master race reporting in

It's specially crafted to give off that idea

no grass actually, I built a few rock walls and stacked stones for my garden I have and threw a bunch of bags of mulch around. Sod is really expensive but I know how to throw it down, Thats also a gr8 manly workout

Is Ohio even real

I'll cum in your piece then force feed it down your throat

for me its

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I'm force my fist down your throat then cum

youtube.com/watch?v=ywC9JrELSGQ

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What are you all 19 years old? Grow up.

this but with my feet up on the desk

where do i fit into this, gents

based
youtube.com/watch?v=s_3MA9ppbkg

Shoo

Shit son, we got a big man over here
What team do you follow, big man?

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The middle obviously getting spitroasted

The >laffs will rise again. Stay scared, m8

check out my 4channel pass boys

rate my Yea Forums pass

Post twice within one minute

1

Downvote

2

pig disgusting

gonna watch eastbound and down again because GARY is FUCKING LAME and doesnt make sunday nights playoff hockey nights

woah

not as good as mine

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I can do that without a pass

Boom without a pass

>first win in San Jose since 2010

are you phoneposting?

Obviously

You nigger

Insane in the membraaaane

that's pretty fun. I used to still have my american phone number so I'd start immense amounts of leaf-burger shitflinging by samefagging

It's real fun to start arguments with yourself that draws in other posters

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No its not

Crimson Soaring Wheels

love wheels with flying capabilities, lad

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Winged Rubber Donuts Dyed Scarlet

It's real in your heart.

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yzerman is back

Red Wings suck

To bad he sucks lol

>there will be at least one maplefaggot that unironically cheers for the Bruins over Carolina

FUCK OHIO

Red Wings will be in playoff position in 3 years
Screencap this

First round is always the comfiest.

eternal cuckshed
go carolina 2bh

He cheers for the penguins too

For me? I'm so glad you asked, It has to be Dylan "D-B0$$" Larkin

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Hi frens

i didnt ask

Imagine seeing the shit show that is tampa and being like yeah I want him in charge of >my team

no one in Toronto could be on such a level of cope, I don't care how fun it is to shitpost

Red Wings will sign Marner and a top winger too desu

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Why is Gary preventing a 64-team, best-of-11 playoff format?

See you in the Finals m8.

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For me?
Why it would have to be none other than the Colorado Avalanche.

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People actually buy Yea Forums gold?

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youtube.com/watch?v=0yJuXCiiBSs&disable_polymer=1

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top 10 pictures taken moments before disaster

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>Stars fans begin reappearing
where were you faggots earlier in the season

>Rags

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relevant to who(m)
>normie fagatrons
>nhl is relevant to those who matter

why not suck his cock them desu senfag

What happened next?

just had a thought, lads.

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OH NO NO NO NO

Ottawa so fucking shit that even the Simpsons are getting in on it

twitter.com/buntola/status/1122658866632830976

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Why aren't there any japs in the NHL? You'd think there'd be a few of them since the NHL is transition to having smaller skill based guys.

OH NO NO NO NO

>2019
>simpsons

it was about getting pucks deep and getting shots on-goal

OH WHO WHO WHO

it was picture day

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eliteprospects.com/player/327472/aito-iguchi

fuck you

wouldnt mind having her flex my stick, lads

No you

Want to go in hard on the forecheck and "accidentally" take a boarding call against her, then apologize over dinner

>5'2"
>112 lbs
I knew Japs were small but I didn't think they'd be THIS small

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People actually waste literal hours of their life solving captchas for jewgle?

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>implying you waste any less time on 4chin

youtube.com/watch?v=7YhqAfCEh2E

that's something i choose to waste time on

So you agree it's still wasted time and what it's on is irrelevant and spending 20$ to not save any time is retarded.

if you solve captchas, you post way too much.
simple as.

for me, its streetlights, buses, bicycles, mountains or hills, and crosswalks

For me it's the 2019 IIHF World U18 Championship champions, Sweden.

browsing the internet is something that i choose to spend my free time on, helping machines learn is not
captcha can take 30s to solve if their the stupid ones, if you post 20 times on 4chin a day, that's 60 hours spent solving captchas
i'm sorry but $20 is a fucking pittance to avoid that and anyone who doesn't realize it is a brainlet

>paying money to not post
That's some next level retardation

streetlights are pretty based imo. also parking meters and fire hydrants.

60 hours a year*

So we agree you're giving away money for no reason

>paying money to not post
what now?

do you just live in your own world?

i share great topics, opinions, and amazing shitposts for free

>buying a pass to not solve captchas
>not posting "too much"

absolutely based.

shaw is the funniest Yea Forums nickname prove me wrong

good man

You aren't saving any time
You arent being any more productive
You arent reducing your time here
You're literally just hanging hiromoot your shekels for nothing

i'm saying if you get to the point where you getting asked to solve a captcha you're posting too much. shant be paying 20 neet bucks just to shit post.

>go on 4chin
>want to make a post
>it takes 30 less seconds
>no time saved

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You get a captcha on nearly every post unless you're a basement dweller.

most of the time when i click the box it just checks it without me having to solve anything

this.

You still have to wait for me to respond to you. You arent doing anything in the mean time. Again your just hanging hiromoot your money for literally nothing at all.

imagine solving captchas

God new Simpsons is so shit

no, i'm making another post because my cooldown is 30 seconds less
i literally made 3 posts in the time it took you to make 1 post

apparently not being poor is a big trigger for people

Imagine giving money to gook moot

tons of websites use captcha now so you are literally paying gookmoot for nothing

>I can shit post more often
Again literally nothing also you can avoid the cooldown easily

but if the only thing you're doing with the time you "save" is posting more, all your pass does is make you post more, not save you time

>Captcha grayed out
>Post blocked because "didn't solve Captcha"
Might actually shill out for a pass, lads

they were all posts i was planning to make, i can simply make them in a much shorter time. it's not a hard concept to understand

Completely
Automated
Public
Turing test to tell
Computers and
Humans
Apart

Yea Forums pass users are worse than tripfags. prove me wrong.

Generating even more ad revenue for gookmoot

the burden of proof would be on you for this one

Literally cannot. But what about tripfags WITH Yea Forums passes?

>he doesn't have it give you a grid of 9 images, select three, have them all fade out excruciatingly slowly, and then have one of those three squares keep fading back in with another correct response that you have to select like nine times in a row before you can hit "verify"
>he doesn't have it give you incorrect shit and then punish you for being right when you hit "skip," like mailboxes that it thought was "parking meters," or left turn only road paint that it thought was "crosswalks"
>he doesn't have it give you shit that's just wrong on a linguistic level that you have to then reload because you know what they want but you refuse to select it out of principle, like ships that they call "boats," campers that they call "buses," or walk lights that they call "traffic lights"
>the automatic box just does what it's supposed to, and what it did for maybe a week after being introduced
You lucky motherfucker.

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>literally admits he cant

say it ain't so, bracket.

>he cant solve captchas
Maybe you're a robot

No no I'm just suggesting. I'd never give my hard earned shekels to a book to shit post on a free service.

I liss her

The "get nine extra things in a row that all fade in incredibly slowly" seems to come and go with peak hours.
But the retarded shit like
>select all bikes
>shows a yellow "beware of cyclists" sign
>skip
>wrong, try again
is constant

good lad, you're not so bad.

Maybe I've just gotten really good at them...
That and I turned off those type of captchas
I try sometimes

>and I turned off those type of captchas
Teach me your secrets, o wise duck.

>Select all squares with Crosswalk
>Zoomed in picture of double solid white lines in road
>Skip
>Wrong
Fuck you robot, YOU'RE wrong

sometimes for me it goes
>select the chimneys/stairs/crosswalk/whatever
>select them
>2nd captcha comes up
>select the traffic lights
>dont select anything and press skip
>it verifies

Clover
Settings
Use old captcha

>SHORKS
OH NO NO NO

This.
And fucking rumblestrips along the side of the road. That's not even paint.

i dont want to miss the playoffs for another decade if we make the ECF

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lads I want you to know that I love my gf a lot

waiting for you to tell her that you love us too

I think >we're going further than that, friend.
A lot further.

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How does it feel being in love

even if we get reverse swept by the islanders this season has been insane fellow caniac

>if
I'll entertain such thoughts if it ever comes to that, but for now, it's full speed ahead.
G'night, buddy.

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60% bliss
40% terror

did you lads wear cowboy boots today?

You're thinking of Dallas.

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i forgot about this. based knower.

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We still have one gay team that needs to be swept soon: >shorks.

Good gay purge in the first round though. Well done, Gary.

Avs going for the gentlemans sweep like they did with Calgary.

>pongs got swept by a team that's about to get swept

really "oh"s my "no"s

this is your brain on captcha

happy for you user. hope you love us too

This captcha is unsolveable, Unless you had Rantanen on there.

Top right, mid left, bottom right.
Bottom middle is one of those extra ones where you don't have to click it because it only wants three, but it'll still give it to you if you pick all four.

>Top right,
based and sepepilled as well

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OH NO
OH NO NO NO NO
twitter.com/theScore/status/1122712108263718912

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Even millionaire athletes aren't safe from being incredibly fucking butthurt.

if you selected none and clicked verify it would work

>WHY DID THEY WAVE IT OFF
>L-LINESMAN HELP US

SAVE US REFS!!!!!

why are their journalists so desperate for clicks?

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What would the league be apologizing for?

Vlasic is such a pussy

So, what does Carolina do now that Mrazek is injured? Will they recall Darling?

The same reason it did to Vegass
Its ran by pussies

Didn't the Sharks score a goal in the Vegas series after they called off what should have definitely been an incing? I feel like I remember that

I guess you could say...
He's one salty pickle

Haven't watched either of the canes isles series yet. Is it low scoring games for both teams because the defenses/goalies are doing good or is the offense just shit?

Blood sacrifice to bring him back to full power is the only option to please the hockey gods.

There are a handful of notable fanned shots or broken plays that people could point to if they wanted, but mostly' it's just been good goaltending and god-tier defensive stickwork.

>that sharks player that snaps his stick out of rage

twitter.com/sraycraft1/status/1122685693694636032?s=19

The absolute state of the shorks

They'll recall Nedeljkovic.
Tokarski will start for Charlotte, and Darling will be his back-up.

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should get fined for that, could have flew into the ref if he was standing a bit deeper

>KARLSSON MAD!!

>only 18 shots
>still win
ISLES BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHA

What is this defensive play called?
>twitter.com/AvalancheReview/status/1122681109718810624

>Tokarski will start for Charlotte, and Darling will be his back-up.
god i feel bad for darls

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Darling redemption arc incoming

surprised there aren't more "le expensive stick" comments

>cuplets chirping non cuplets
Never gets old

friendly reminder that all stanley cups before 1990 don't count

Rags win again

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>one cup
lmao cuplet

>he can't afford $0.05 a day
>the absolute state of poorfags

Better than none

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>rags

>rags

Imagine actually being a fan of the >rags

cuplets SEETHING

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imagine being out of cocaine

At least we're not the Lightning :^)

being a cuplet > being nocups 2bh

>San Jose FARTS

It's the same fucking thing retard

imagine

>can't even sweep the colorado crapalanche
lol

please be nice, my sharkies lost today

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I want to go to war and die anonymously on the battlefield, lads.

More cups than you Muhammed

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>Carolina doing well again
GOD DAMMIT
THIS SHOULD BE HARTFORD'S BRASS BONANZA
REEEEE
GIVE THEM BACK YOU SUNBELT SHITTERS
REEEEEE

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same here

I'm a habs lifelong

BRING
WHALIES
BACK

>rags

"no" and your sharks are bad and play bad

Would it make you feel better or worse if >we wore the Hartford jerseys in an ECF against Boston?

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>tf
>tp

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The DENVER BVLL strikes again!

Bringing the Whalers uniform back is just salt in the wound, regardless of what they wanted to do with it

I WONT FEEL BETTER UNTIL A CUP IS RAISED IN A WHALERS SWEATER

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haha i don't know what that means

You know that if Hartford ever gets another NHL franchise, Carolina's recent Whalers shenanigans will have had a huge part in making that happen, right?
They're the only thing keeping the Whalers in the public conversation. They're the only ones drumming up any interest in the concept of a Hartford franchise. They're doing a fuck of a lot more for that cause than a handful of bitter boomers siting in a bar in Danbury and reminiscing.

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bold talk from someone about to get swept in 6

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do you show half of your balls with your clothes? women are fucking liars and backstabbers

Only way for a team to be in Hartford is if something moves to Hartford and its gotta be an eastern conference team that nobody cares about so it could only really be the Hurricanes or Panthers and im not sure either are gonna move and if they do itll probably be to Canada

Based retard

The NHL goes to 36 teams a decade or two after reaching 32.
t. knower

yfw the original
>alpha bracket
is happening?

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Hartford would be the least possible relocation area the NHL could go with.
Literally the only people who gave a fuck about Hartford were people in and around Hartford, it wouldn't be profitable as, say, Quebec City

>36
Too many

>yfw this random Finn was right all along

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>i'm the retard
high elevation getting to your brain, bruh?

Did you make that before the first round?

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...

Another thing that doesn't bode well is that nobody gives a fuck about the Wolfpack either

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It'll be
>Hamilton
>Quebec City
>Hartford / Atlanta
>Salt Lake City / Saskatoon
>Detroit goes back to the West to keep things balanced
t. knower

>Atlanta
>for a third time
I think the NHL got the point

Yes. It made people either laugh at me or mad at me.

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So youre telling me we couldve won the bracket challenge with memes?
What a world

For me, it's a Quebec City and New Orleans expansion.

>New Orleans
Why?
Sunbelt teams dont do diddly except for the Lightning

kappo kakka bins stan ley bowl o sheeit

imagine

>lose to a team with 63 injuries that played a 7 games series ending in double OT while you had 10 day break
ISLELS

CONSTANTLY

CONTINUALLY

UNCEASINGLY

UNREPEALABLY

UNREMITTINGLY

PERPETUALLY

PERSISTENTLY

PERMANENTLY

INVARIABLY

INCESSANTLY

IRREVOCABLY

INTERMINABLY

INDELIBLY

INDEFINITELY

EVERLASTINGLY

ENDLESSLY

ETERNALLY

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

UNTIL THE END OF TIME

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Bigger tourist location than someplace like Hartford or Sunrise, would have overlap with Saints and Pelicans.
Also getting shitfaced and partying on Bourbon Street

>Sunbelt teams dont do diddly except for the Lightning
and the stars
and the preds
and the kings
and the ducks
and the sharks
really the only unsucessful sunbelt teams are the yotes and cats

You know where Sunrise is right?
Its 30 minutes from Miami

>sweep pens 4-0
>get swept by relocanes

y-y-yikes

huomenta

youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

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Really shows the disinterest in the team at that location even more

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>forgetting the best sunbelt team
Stay mad faggot

Patrick Kane is a rapist

KANE'S A RAPE-IST
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

I didn't forget the canes, they've graduated from the sunbelt and have become honorary snowbelt

B I N G
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W A H O O O O O O O O O

I don't think that got clearance from the boss

it's an executive decision on my part, you can thank me later when it pans out

Your anger is still causing you to forget the best sunbelt team

The Blues?

Oh yeah, the knights exist
I forgot since they're an expansionlet
Well it's too early to tell how successful that venture is going to be in any case

tfw gonna see kasperi wasted at kuopio bars in the summer again

>thinking im talking about a hillbilly team

>Carolina
>snowbelt
"no"

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>crosby out
>mcdavid out
>ovechkin out
>kucherov out
instead we're talking about people like slavin and parayko, good playoffs

Detroit, Michigan

based tayquantius crossing the border to windsor for shitposting

>Slavin
good old colorado boy, glad he's having some success

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>Sod is really expensive
You can get a mile of sod for like a dollar

injuries literally just make them stronger

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Memes I started in this general
>rags
>ninja turtle posting
>1993
>ice quality
>schedule
>real pacific hours
>sunbelt
>hill billy

>rags
dying meme
>ninja turtle posting
dead meme
>1993
good work
>ice quality
mostly forgotten
>schedule
no you didn't faggot
>real pacific hours
fuck you for starting this
>sunbelt
based
>hill billy
cringe

All I can say is thank you. You've helped me through some tough times.

Ay nigga how you guess that shiiiieeeeeetttttttt

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arguably the most powerful poster here

I unironically started half of these eff u

twitter.com/Bischoff_Tyler/status/1122655896692117506

unequivocally based

repeating digits say you true

You started all the shittu ones

Which is the Midwest's real team - Blosers or the BJs?

The blackhawks

RED WINGS
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rph

Nah the red wings are patrician Midwest are blackhawks plebs trust me

rph

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based choice

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>Nah the red wings are patrician Midwest are blackhawks plebs trust me
I don’t know what you’re trying to say to be honest

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Calgary and Edmonton are nowhere near the Pacific

Yeah nah

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wild

>laffs

I don't think pederasts are a good choice of a fanbase to represent the whole midwest.

wew

who else is living in Vancouver, BC right now

The Chinese

about 500k chinese-canadians

ok but do they log onto hocgeneral.com

youtube.com/watch?v=_Zou1XhAvKA

yes

of course youre proxyfags

Me

>unironically living in Windsor
grim

Love it here. Most undervalued housing in Canada. Won’t be for long though. Glad I got into the market when I did

Are you guys infested with basketball people like Detroit?

Haven’t seen a one, I don’t spend much time in the inner city though. I only go there for sushi and to gamble

kek
does that mean blacks?

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Wew can’t slip anything past this guy

Somebody put him in net for San Jose.

>most undervalued
nah, its correctly valued because no one wants to live in windsor

next thread better have a good op
or else

No one wants to because everyone associates with Detroit, when in fact it is nothing like Detroit and Detroit itself is coming along pretty nicely in the downtown area

By that, you mean a 'Canes OP?

Woah guys I think he’s serious

Do you like the Wings

Of course.

>t.

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I associate it more with opioids and factory workers desu

DAMN CRIP KILLA

I do like the wings however I was born and raised a >laffs fan
It’s 50/50 wings/leafs fans around here

*leaf raises eyebrow

Well I suppose there’s some of that but where isn’t there

I started the meme of stealing credit for memes.

No that was me also

got an excellent edition cooked up for next thread

I heard sweden has the next thread so no worries my friend

as a hockey player with a few TBIs, this post help me get some adverbs back

Based Sweden future iihf champs

hey desu

hola

>Akron
God damn based

migrate desu

where you at bittccchhh

Fuck off
Go jackets!