Are the rumors true?

Are the rumors true?

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They swing, yes. Gotta keep things a little interesting. Nothing wrong with it.

yes, but who initiated it? suarez or messi? or one of the wives?

probably messi's wife, dick size is proportional to your height

thats a lie, im 2m and my dick is only 13cm

Except Messi is confirmed to have a huge cock

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>de bruyne's gf cheated on him with courtois
checks out

It's not fair, Chile and Argentina have an average dick size of 12-13cm. Messi can have a 15cm dick and it would be "above average" for any argie.

Argentine average is 14.8 cm

>tfw big dick
>no gf/wife

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Wrong.im 5’8 with 7.5 incher

daughter swap>>>>>mother swap>>>>>wife swap

>dick size is proportional to your height
then how come the shortest guy in my class in high school had the biggest benor

the L rule

>tfw manlet
>tfw small hands
>tfw big feet
>tfw big testicles
>tfw average sized penis

thanks for reading and pls upvote

>suarez confidently hugging the woman he loves
>heads close and fingers intertwined in love


>messoy poking out like a dunce from behind antonella because he feels uncomfortable being close to her and is mad about her forcing him to go out and socialize
>hands in antonella's pockets showing messoy is her bitch

if only...

Based Messi has cockblasted THREE sons directly into the cunt of his childhood sweetheart. He is the chaddest chad that ever chadded.

>literally creating three males that get to play with your woman's tits for the rest of their life

That's the cuckiest thing I can imagine desu

Yes, he should've jerked off into a cup like BASED TSUUU instead, what an alpha

Messi is feeling her ass with his hips, virgin

Suarez is hip hovering

Based adult breast feeding in bosnia

Based

This is 100% untrue. Think for a second how ridiculous it would be if this was actually the case.

Nothing more chad than jerking off to solo vids of yourself then knocking some bitch up retroactively with the juice

I've heard more than one footballer who's shared a dressing room with Messi saying he's hung

Messi has a huge dick but it's not natural. Growth hormones do that for masculine sexual traits. Players have confirmed he is pretty big.

Messi's wedding kiss was very inappropiate french kissing with tongue sucking, the video is on the internet.

this isn't true. I'm 5'9" and have a thick, 8 inch long cock.

>very inappropiate
lmao have sex nigger, who the fuck even uses that phrase

t. Manlet

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>Messi
>switching wives
Suarez is having a threesome with his wife and Antonella while Messi plays FIFA

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PARTYING? THEY SUPPOSE TO BE RESTING FOR WEDNESDAY

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De seguro es poque sos un negro feo.

user I...

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6’1...
6 inch dick...
3 inch circumference GODDAMN IT!!!!

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mestizo, kinda look like lucas vasquez + pulisic

I miss Jackie Chan-era Messi

Uwu

Only correlates with flaccid cock

you tell me

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that I would like to fuck suarez's wife? yes.

not true. my dad is 5'5 and has a 7 inch flaccid hog

>Messi's wedding kiss was very inappropiate french kissing
t. incel

messi has that derp autistic stare down to perfection

i will rape his wife.

*Yea Forums Gold*

>your perfect 10/10 mulatto gf gets fucked by El Rato while you fuck his horse wife
did messi sign that deal without looking too or what?

>he doesn't know

Messi has a 10 inch shlong

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Suarez wife is so much hotter. Messis wife looks like that average 5/10 girl who lives down the road.

i got 5 cm flaccid but 16 cm erect is it bad

she aged like shit probably from depression from having to tolerate the speechless autist all day

>16cm
it's 15.5cm stop kidding yourself

Is this a real thing? I know a few bosniaks myself and they are quite strange

I'm 9.5cm flaccid

>173cm
>13cm

why, my Lord...

>180cm
>17cm
>lolis not allowed

at least i'm thick

what you mean?

i mean i have a small dick that isn't long enough for modern women and i have to go for short women, under 160, cause lolis are illegal.
but at least my dick is thick, 6cm diameter.

are you joking?

17 cm isnt small anywhere in the world, it's above average, you are just deluded by porn and have other kind of issues like me btw
thicnes is more important though so congrats
also lolis are great but not for sex pal, just hugs and tummy raspberries

Stop browsing shithole echochambers like pol and r9k where they spread still BS. I doubt most women would care. If you really like a girl do you honestly care about the size of her tits and ass? Those same girls are probably thinking you don't like them because their ass isn't like Kim Kardashian but we know that's BS and the world doesn't work like that for the most part.

5ft 11
6 inches and a thicc dick
Always been told I'm big so whatevs, rather have a filling dick than a 8 inch twig

6 ft
6 inches but I have a 4 inch twig
Feels badman

>fat lonelyfags telling each other the size of their dicks
yeah, I'm thinking I'm out

4 inch girth*

>do you honestly care
yes, i like small asses and small-medium tits
tummy raspberries are great