OFFICIAL COLORADO AVS @ SAN JOSE SHARKS GAME #2 THREAD

Johnathan Cheechoo?

Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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which meme team are we cheering for

Pussyshark

We out here

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Avs desu

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teams should be forced regardless of team nationality to include the canadian national anthem. without the players provided from canada, the nhl would be a beer league.

Based

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Fuck the avs Denver is white trash hill billys with mountains

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>mad
>at snow

Go Sharks

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isnt the bay area 50% hobos shitting on the streets and sidewalks

BABY SHARK doo doo doo

>NBC does it again
I miss ESPN

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alright americans time for your daily brain washing. stand up the pledge allegiance to your nationalistic worship rag

That's sf and a few choice spic refuge streets. Anywhere you'd actually want to be is breddy gud.

josé can you see

yeah pretty much

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what is it shorks fans yell right before the anthem??

absolutely terrible

praise pelosi

mikko stole mom's lipstick again

(SAN) JOSE CAN YOU SEE

>changing your anthem to be gender neutral

Damn right
God Bless America you useless sack of shit
>Don't need to hear O Canada until September

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fuck this singer

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something like 'i eat cum'
i dont really get it but its a tradition i guess

Reminder that Moore deserved it.

All our sons command

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reminder to watch SN feed for based Don

Sad isles fan here. Just give me a good game to ease away the pain

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go knights

Gruby's glass slipper shatters tonight CAP THIS

>swedish defending

I want Hahner back

who comfy here

Lads I miss Statsny, O'Reilly and Duchene

>Pierre
Time to keep the game on mute

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comfy is just a codeword for boring desu

Colorado beer > Bay Area shit beer

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Jones hasn't given up a goal yet.

Are we in trouble?

Sharkies desu

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we all do

Colorado beer is pretty good desu

change my mind: female hockey should be subsidized to empower women

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>first round: tons of goals in the first few minutes
>second round: no goals whatsoever
Gary!!!!

it's just not the same without Latvia

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Why did you post a San Fransiscan?

based large singer man

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Has anything culturally relevant ever come out of Denver? Any bands or artists? Anything?

Latvia was being a prick last thread

so much this

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DUDE WEED LMAO

John Denver

South Park and several B-tier alt rock bands

good morning

what's for breakfast lads

avs

Denver is based

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John Denver

so who's dying on got tonight

Greatful dead is shit

San Fran and the Bay Area is a neoliberal plastic fake shithold overpopulated by homeless and sois

Is California beer based yet?

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you spelled Denver wrong

Vegas is out and the Avs are bros. don't really care who wins.

fuck vegas

only if it has thc in it

WE DEM BOYZ
E

D
E
M

B
O
Y
Z

B L A C K E D

>Sierra Gayvada
Gross
Worse than Coors pisswater

IT BEGINS

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCARRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAARRRRR

there's been a
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

Dammit Grubs

THATS ONE

Bay area 90s punk rock changed history forever

Candy Kane

HEY *insert opponent team's location here*!!! YOU SUCK!!!

alright this series is over
put a good game on gary

>SHOTARADO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
CA$H MONEY KANE

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SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

> based Sierra Nevada BFD beer
Lol I alway call this beer big fucking dick beer. Good shit

BASED BLACK MAN SCORING FOR THE PROGRESSIVE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

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Trash.

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They are all so BIG!

based leaf

hey guys

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Moderator from Reddit here.

I want to start off by saying how completely disappointed I am in every single one of you. You all single handedly ran away our guests by posting nothing but childish, disrespectful, and just flat out rude comments. /r/Iama is a chance for redditors and people in general to interact with celebrities and otherwise famous people when they will likely never have a chance to do so. What you all did was completely un-called for. I am now having to reschedule the AMA for another time because so many people that actually wanted to have meaningful questions answered had their chances ruined because of all of you.
I can tell you with complete certainty that if I see a single “For you”, “You’re a big guy”, or “CIA” reference in the new AMA you can bet that you will be permanently banned.

t. Never produced any good bands

does the shark tank sell soilent or soi-dogs?

Wake up, Avs

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Arcade fire is decent

onions empanadas

t e a l
p i c k e t
f e n c e

you're a big guy for that post

I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions they want to be a Dr. , every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of it's plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you're a real human being and a true detective. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell FOR YOU! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.

based pee-air

>dat energy drink ad with a black couple
>not an interracial couple
racist

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J O N E S
O
N
E
S

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where's pavs? thought he was day to day lmao

San Jose is going to sweep, aren't they?

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He's gay to play

Yes.

Nah they can’t keep up the pace

We’re the Avs actually expected to compete in this series? They aren’t looking too good.

Is Colorado even trying?

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Is anyone even trying?

just wait until colorado gets to home match mackinnon against karlsson

Wait till the sharks play at their altitude

6 games max

colorado won’t do shit
san jose has an easy ride to the scf because the west is dogshit
they will get their shit pushed in by boston or columbus

Avs soft manlet defence getting exposed against the heavy grinding Sharks forwards.

poor little makar whiteboi got absolutely BLACKED

That looks like a hotel room in Vegas.

yum

dude, that goal totally harshed my mellow, maan

jannies quick today

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some very low quality posting lads

not angry, just disappointed as i know you can do better x

avs chimping out already

>the colorado 'aventachance
no

REFS HELP US

Canes gon winn

>avs trying to goon it up
I thought they were a speed based team?

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

if Timo cracked hiss skull against the ice, we would have a 5 minute major!

>le turn to face boards to draw a penalty
hate that shit

now THIS was a quality post x

christ this crowd is pathetic

ek65 redemption arc begins NOW

Nope. Just based team

Canes gon winn

didnu lol

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>this is the same powerplay that scored 4 in 4

>turns like a bitch
that's what I thought

There are people in the crowd right?

HAIT DESU

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sorry user, he's damaged goods

wtf gore

>bingbing little whitebois chimping out

BASED JONES

mackinnon just tried to murder jones
do your JOBS refs

Just a question since i'm not that versed in hockey rules, Are you able to run into the goalie if you are going for the puck and he is in his crease?

Good goaltending on both sides desu

REFS HELP US

Only if you've got the golden snitch

if you are playing Vegas, yes

otherwise no

>seething

I wouldn't even want to win the cup as the shark this year knowing that everyone will remember them as the biggest refpuck babies in history

1) it was the correct call
2) fuck vegas

nobody cares 1993er

based and tealpilled

Jones was shit all season, so he could peak during playoffs
4D chess right here lads

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it was NOT in

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Imagine allowing 4 goals in 4 minutes LOL

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How was this the ref's fault

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The goaltender interference call cost the shorks a game well before game 7. Stop coping with the fact that your rich baby team choked.

Ducks would wrek both of these shit teams

Imagine blowing a 3-1 series lead

Reminder Vegas will be a global brand before 2022

Bigger than the leafs in a decade feel free to cap this post

>cucks

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based ducksposter

too bad the only thing they wrekt was the wins column

Imagine allowing a shorthanded goal in 2OT when you could've clinched the series with a goal

You guys sure like talking shit about the knights but tell me this...

Do any of you have a single fucking reason to dislike my team?

What the fuck did we ever do to make you actually hate us?

I guarantee if you visited our city you would fall in love.

Vegas will be shit

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JUST

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Vegas is good for 3 days max

literally who?

this. baste finn

>implying
vegas is a fucking cesspool

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Imagine being a Vegas fan your whole life and then getting refpucked when you finally get there.

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FUCK

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kek

where my /beerbois/ at?

Post beers.

burk needs to shut the fuck up

stay the fuck out of vegas, stick to your downtown containment zone and leave us your money because we don’t like paying statecuck tax

>anime
We all know you've never left mommy's basement let alone been to Vegas

>we did it reddit

sad!

Shit thread lads

Burke making good points tonight.

Oh fuck off you Reno cuck.
I know your typing. Your city is the asshole of Nevada you worthless fuck.
Stay jelly

How did that dude not get a penalty for slide tackling the goalie?

business idea: fat ass rink with a single row of seats, each at a price of 50 thousand bucks

>seething

They are dirty players on a team with an inflated budget and salary cap. Not to mention vegas being a hotbed of scum and selfserving bullshit. But ultimately the fanbase is a bunch of people who derided people for watching hockey 5-10 years ago and are now bandwagoning the 'hot new team'

aah... comfy socks, a bottle of red wine, and a hockey game
what a good way to end the weekend

fuck i'd pay that

they played hockey like it was 2007

Didn't know suburban housewives posted here

>implying i would reside anywhere in your desert hellhole
prostitutes are the only redeeming quality of your state
how does that feel

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canes gonna miss him

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because you used up all your refpuck in the first round

FUCK MAKAR
FUCK UMASS
AND FUCK THE AVS

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there are people in the crowd right?

Go knights!

some damn kids are playing hockey in a library, VERY rude

>burns

Bing bing

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are californians people?

>a rare miscue
>rare

See

based dubs

>rare miscue by Brent Burns

feels good

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>the berg of soda

>this is the pp that scored 4 in 4

why are the refs trying to stop the ek65 redemption arc??

holy fuck how was that not a penalty lmao

>YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

Sharks get refpuck newfag

Stop single text green posting (you) inbreds

>i cant wait until mackinnon DESTROYS jones

Despite losing, VGK are still the best team in the league. Sharks are a close second and will be winning the cup.

>col-er-AH-doe

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>sharks
>cup
The script has been leaked and it’s boston this year

4 goals in 4 mins

>game halfway over
>235 posts
>60 posters

Yea Forums is a relic

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

JONESY

jones

>shorks

SCAR AVS

Landeskog is absolutely ELITE at deflections

SCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GET FUCKED SAN JOSE

more like bASSton

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B I N G
I
N
G

this game will require a total of 1 game thread

SCAAAAAAAAAAR LET'S GO AVS

Notice how most goals in close games are redirects. These are both cool and also random as fuck.

I forgot how bad jones was

>1ones

nice goal knights/avs nation!
keep it up

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He has suspiciously healthy teeth for an NHL vet

Friendly reminder that the shorks would NOT have won game 7 against Vegas without massive refpuck aid

rent fucking free

t. still mad

>wanna pour a glass of rum+coke
>literally no clean glasses

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I've been splitting my time between here and hfboards

do NOT reply to vegas falseflaggers

Friendly reminder if the correct call was made in game 2 there wouldn’t have even been a game 7. Adding your comment to my wall of salt

...

t. shorks falseflagger

im over it i just want to see them lose now

the cost of all the reddit teams being knocked out first round

friendly reminder that the golden niggers are faggots

I’m already quite drunk and this game is putting me to sleep

Wash one dumbfuck

how many bans have you received since the start of the game

>vegas knights are swedes
what was meant by this?

this happened to me during game 7 against vegas

s e e t h i n g

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One tooth seems to be missing or maybe he had some dental work done (the black arrow)
Also, he still has his wisdom teeth intact, at least one is visible (the red arrow)

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t h a t s o n e
t h a t s t w o
t h a t s t h r e e
t h a t s f o u r
t h a t s f i v e

going to watch got now bye

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I don't post just check the discussion every now and then

Kane heemed

we have bakers AND dentists?
also, nice dubs

>Texas
what did he mean by this

light it up

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When are people going to stop pretending that Erik Johnson is good?

Who are the good guys this playoff year?

>muh 1st overall

Blose
Teds

evander kane is so trash
>play around with the puck at the blue line
>force your teammate with speed to hold up
>chip it softly into a place that could only be reached with speed

I'd argue that every team left aside from Boston are good or atleast not bad guys

holy FUCK what a shot

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i would never put a Boston team on the good guy list, thank you though. im having a hard time picking a team to root for.

B I N G
I
N
G

SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>SHOKS

no u
also SCARRRRRRRR

Based Barrie boosting his trade value.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>SHORKS

>jone2

oh no no no no no

This feels more like a regular season game than a playoff matchup

Hmmmmm.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

>IT WAS 0 - 1
IT WAS 0 - 1
>IT WAS 0 - 1
IT WAS 0 - 1
>IT WAS 0 - 1
IT WAS 0 - 1
>IT WAS 0 - 1
IT WAS 0 - 1
>IT WAS 0 - 1
IT WAS 0 - 1
>IT WAS 0 - 1
IT WAS 0 - 1

what is icing?

live by refpuck

die by refpuck

I was waiting for the icing call that whole time.

number between 1 and 601

>bad call
>Sharks arent crying

JONES IS SHOOK

REEEEEEFS

Quiet in San Hose

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the sweet stuff on top of cakes and cupcakes, like frosting

right > left

If the refs would stop fucking around and help us this would be fucking easy, that was obviously icing.

>calling a game by the rules
>helping

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>H-help os refs
are you of swedish descent?

I disagree left has bigger eyes and is more likely to be horny

asian > white women

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Fuck off the Sharks know to play the whistle and not be faggots. Glad the Ava scored on them playing like high school faggots

pic unrelated

What was that slash call

Well, I am an amateur dentist. I practiced on my wife when she didn't have dental insurance. Extracting loose teeth are pretty easy, even molars as long as they are not wisdom teeth. I bought an anesthetic/numbing kit ( Lidocaine, used for tattoos etc) which is pretty easy to use and some tools. But I can tell you stay away from the wisdom teeth, it is not wise to fuck with them especially the lower ones unless you are a pro. I tried to extract one of hers and she was in so much pain turns out there is a nerve running through your jaw and it depends how deep that tooth sits with respect to that nerve. I fucked up . Had to take her to emergency. $$$$. I bought a bunch of books ever since and have been reading more about the theory and how to approach that shit properly. But still kind of scared to try again.

Avs

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he meant post op

ballsy, kudos

HE

>ywn have a wife who trusts you so much she'll let you yank her wisdom teeth out

Go to a fucking dental school retard they'll do it for free

For me it's Tappen

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chinks aren't human, japan is where it's at

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just pretend you do and shitpost about it

>no tits
>no ass
>look like the aliens from south park
I'll pass

give me one reason we shouldn’t wipe out every finn on this planet

Korea has some qt3.14s

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Keep the women

Ukraine is definitely an American

stop bullying binland. there are so few of them on this planet. we have to protect them.

Korea is too plastic for me. I prefer my cuties natty.

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i've got 505

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because in the process of destroying the finn, you will become the finn

no he is not. why do you care? are you him?
he posted a screenshot бeз нaзвaния.jpg in russian just yesterday

What about viet?

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i'd napalm her rice paddies if you know what i mean

Patrician taste

Why is California beer so based?

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what is he saying?
vocaroo.com/i/s0Sr4Pev4Dv8

lol gays

Yes he is.his English is too good and he understands too much slang. Why do you care?

just woke up

at least you dont think i'm grease

why would you EVER mention grease
unless...

This fag has been hating on Finns on several boards. Why does he do that?
vocaroo.com/i/s0xyLLeHxou3

Gary, the hosers are gonna need a little help in this game, you know what I mean lol

digits and jackets beat colorado for the cup

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GOAT

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>round 2 playoff game
>3rd period
>thread is completely dead

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have you ever been on boards like /int/? there are a bunch of foreign posters there who have been shitposting the same memes for years. of course they understand slang and their english is quite good. you don't think finns posting on /hoc/ are americans? why do you discriminate ukrainians?? that's racist.

there were literally vancouver canuck gamethreads more active than this for a regular season game after they were eliminated

we're all shitposting with thg in his patreon stream

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yeah, im going to reddit, where there are at least fans i can celebrate with

wildcards galore
welcome to the stan lee 2019

Why do guys say >dude I love Asian chicks so based
Then post pictures of the ones who get plastic surgery to look like western women?

thanks for the cup
t. AAAAVALANCHE

Yeah, because only americans can speak american

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lmao sharks are garbage

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

SHOVED IN

I hate them because the doctor that denied me HRT was a Finn that fucking scum sucking asshole

wait...... where did everyone go?

Also, Avs scored and nobody cares.

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>jon3s

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the Shorkening: part 4 volume 3

Nucks threads on Yea Forums are comfy desu

Jones returning to form

>there's nothing like sharks playoff hockey

>score
>the thread still dead

3-1 baby

dubs and avs get 7 more goals this period

and so the sharks fell behind late in the third period, and it looked like they would lose easily, when all of a sudden

BING BING BABY
BASED NEETO KEKING HIS OLD TEAM

Fuck the avs

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO

because its just the handful of avs fans and a few neutrals, all the shark anime posters go into hiding when their team is getting dabbed on

No I'm watching Game of Thrones nigga

>shorks
>can't even get their own fans to pay attention or post their love and support

Are they the worst franchise in the league?

DUDE THIS IS SO NOT FAIR THE SHARKS WERE SUPOSE TO WIN THE CUP BUT THE FUCKING AVS GET REFPUCKED INTO THIS WIN

FUCK THE NHL
FUCK THE VEGAS
AND FUCK THE JANNIES
AND FUCK TRUMP IM SO MAD

I'm here, but I'm beating off because this game is boring

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BING
BING
WAHOOOOOOOO

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>avs think they won
>pavs comes out of the locker room
>draws 5.min major
>sharks win 7-3

Eternal Seethe: The Post

that sounds like a california team to me

grim

how is a playoff game with >your team boring?

>Boring
Too many good chances to call it boring

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hmm but it is the neutrals who usually meme and shitpost the most. i thought enough people hated shorks on /hoc/ to at least taunt their fans them when they lose. nope. nobody cares.

Because they don't look like the team that embarrassed Vegas right now, just like regular season, Jones shorking, Sharks

because california doesn’t give a shit about hockey

>sandstorm

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imagine it was a LEAFS game?
i hate them but shit. no leafs no memes. /hoc/ is dead

I'd be shitposting harder, but I'm watching with friends and it's distracting

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Neither do Avs fans apparently being they only show up when they score

reminder that the sharks only won game 1 because big joe played like prime big joe
avs could easily win the next 3

for as good as Burns is, he seems to turn it over quite a bit

it's hard to take these playoffs seriously with the best teams being out

The league should think about putting an asterisks next to the "winner"

Hes a vegetable anyways. Might as well keep propping up his body and cracking his head open whenever they need a call

seething

>jon3s

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Still a boring game?

SCAR

OHONONONONONONONONONONONON

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

OH NO NO

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
BURNZIE
U
R
N
S
RIP ANKLE

NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND

>kerfoot
>hurts foot

POTTERY

Kerfoot more like no foot

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break more ankles, score more goals

RUH ROH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HIT THEM LOW
SHOT THEM DOWN
THEN SCORE
KERPFOOT HURT HIS FOOT

IS THIS GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN?
>it was 3-1

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incoming refpuck

Is this game going to overtime?

>pull within 1
>crowd finally starts making noise

Lol fuck San Jose
I hope they get every call against them for the rest of the playoffs

REFS
HELP

Timo time for 2 minutes lmao

KNOCK THEM BLADES OFF

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AND SO IT DID

monitoring this thread

>activate the detaching skate blade

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Hi Gary

How is her foot, lads?

timo a good boy he dindu nuffin

sharks fans are homos

NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING I SAID THE SHARKS ON THE POWER PLAY NOT THE AVS

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you wanna fuck?

dumbass sharks fans cheering for a loss lmao

BASED

FUCK THE SHARTS

SCAAAAARRRRR

REEEEEEEFS
HEEEEEELP
USSSSSSSS

fuck the avs

>shorks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...aand it's a library again
at least boo lol

Calvert is a top lad.

this game couldnt even finish 1 (one) gamethread
talk about an irrelevant series

Sharks are the James Harden of the NHL

Gottta agree

>Cartilaginous fishes

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GARY IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY

>miring his pass

>shorks

Sharks lose when I watch and win when I don't

Based Avs taking game 2, hmmm this has happened before in the 1st round.

Go cry into your boyfriends pozzed asshole califag

It’s happening

Why does San Jose even have a team? I thought those soibois could only handle non sports like baseball and MLS?

Obsessed and seething

RUH ROH

talk about an irrelevant cup this year

will sharks sacrifice their other joe to win this one as well

10 SECONDS

please keep watching then

LETS FUCKING GO

No way

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
BURNZIE
U
R
N
S
GUESS A LAST MINUTE COLLAPSE DOESN'T MATTER WITH 10 SECOND LEFT

ITS HAPPENING

>let zem score
>make zem believe they still in it

SWEATIN'

but it ain't gonna happen, boys.

Good row scores goes to ot

These refs never give up. So much heart.

There literally isn't even enough time to leave the neutral zone, why did they wait to take the timeout now instead of earlier

yay scar

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at least you tried, sharks

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>Pyrrhic victory goal by hockey Charlie Blackmon

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We'll get em next time lads

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AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

>ITS A REPEAT OF CALGARY EPISODE

would it be tied if not for the goalie pull meme?

but they don't have enough joes to make it all the way to the finals!

>1 goal game with an EN and a complete Colorado collapse at the last second
I'm not worried

Sharks just wanted to win the series at home game 5 desu

so that was the famous west coast hockey?

>sharks only start playing like it matters in the last 10 minutes of the game

>Lolorado can barely hold onto the lead in the last 10 minutes of the game
Double-edged sword

aves paid off the reffs with some bubba kush lmao

Sharks are gassed from fighting the Knights and I don't know how Calgary choked.

Pacific Division is trash and I'll bet now Stars/Blue will take the Western Conference.

Shorks can do that too

See you Tuesday, Sharks

implying the earlier game was any better

Nice thread retards

kek, right?

FUCK!

bump to save the thread from embarrassment of not reaching the limit

Sneed!

nah it was shit too
but at least it was old good east coast hockey
just shitty teams

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Based.

Thanks fag

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500

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EAST COAST LEAST COAST
WEST COAST BEST COAST

EAST COAST BEAST COAST
WEST COAST JEST COAST

It doesn't work like that, least coaster

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