/copalib/ - comfy sudaca week edition
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fuck a.nal and fuck burrior
First for perro and fuck cariocas
P L A T E N S E
based
very based
>only match left here is Good Goy Cruz vs Boca
UNICO LIDER
go bay my cum
Guess I'll watch Bocchi
why bahia
Fuck curintia and fuck PT
goddamn premature ejaculators
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because of them referee added +10
Wondering if sudacas have a favourite out of the two contenders in that league which belongs to that country which has people on the malvinas. Ignore me if it's not ok for curiously questioning here :^) but it's been pretty fucking funny stirring them up about it. Also, I'm declaring Irish support for Uruguay in the upcoming Copa América.
holy based
i wish we could still have celebrations like that here
>Ireland supporting Urgay
Typical
We're all ABLs here
12 mins ago Fluminense was awarded a penalty, the moment of penalty kick, the stadium lights went down. The game's still paralyzed
>Anyone But Luverdense
Why?
carille é minha rola de tênis, corintiano de merda
I want Liverpool to win just because i despise City and PSG.
Nobody cares what you think about it, hombre que trepó una pared
based and redpilled
Omg it's a man with a beard
It depends, which one doesn't have a owner?
The classic turn the lights off to rattle the penalty taker/goalie trick
Oy vey
>The game's still paralyzed
Is yago in the stadium?
They both have owners. Neither of them are other than big business desu. Why do Argentineans alway make me so whatever this word is now, I need coffee
Cocca couldn't get time travel machine working
but at least wait until the ref calls it match end goddamnit
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>el uruguayANO
But it's penalty for home team
Are those her legs or pillows from her house?
>Goy Cruz
based
The game's back, Fluminense missed
>neverlands
is there a more disgraced nation in the world of football?
I swear I don't know who is she
For a moment there i thought you said fuck perros and i was going to get really mad desu
It raining in Maracanã, the lights came back and they lost the penalty
Pic related
why in the holy hearth of god we would give a single crud about teams that are 10 thousand miles away??
anyway, some of us watch it just because they are truly fanatic over football and they like to bet 12-beer packs in random matches
I know a guy who lost like 72 beers in a UCL match, but who am I to judge? we really love this shit
LOL
>she
Its carol vega weedbro
> she
ayyyy
some nice goals were scored today lads
>Pic related
I guess the lights truly went off
City.
We need to expose the fraud called Alisson.
Top comfy
for me, it's love gun
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based & franjeadopilled
Noice
i hate that fucking jew but i gotta say, that's pretty based and franjeadopilled
EXPOSED
My bad, I fucked it up
look at this post
We Irish get invested in it because our players play over there because our league is really, really bad. Also, for example, it's a ferry to Liverpool from Dublin or a cheap flight to Manchester so it's pretty easy to go to the matches if you wanted to. There's lots of Irish families over there too. Football isn't even our most popular sport, it's like 4th for real.
>carol vega
does she do BBC ganbangs? it's the only thing i fap to lately
viva Nacional!
yeah, read the filename and google it
>teo and ovelar subbed in
>lelbertad
GOLAZO
BASED URUGUAYO
millos too fucking stronk
Sudaca time
>Tuesday
-Cerro (papa) (1-1) UH TE CE
-Bunda-Bunda (1-0) Bootleg Catolica
>Wednesday
-Murrica (0-1) Poorfags de Guayana
-BinacioMAL (0-4) Indesingente
>Thusday
-Estudiantes (poorfags) de Merida (0-2) midget ArgenCHINOS
-not Peñarol (0-1) green Cali
Based millos
NO ME CREA TAN HIJUEPUTA, QUE GOLAZO
RE CONTRA
HYPER
MEGA
I was referring to the raining in maracana btw
pavon is SHIT
Y NO ME DIGAS MAS
well, thats really interesting
didnt know about the ratings of football in your country, but I will always carry the memories of Roy Keane playing...well, what can I do, I'm a 30 yrs guy lol
down here sometimes is difficult to go to the matches of the team you support because yo our country is really big and we don't have cheap flights or trains to distant cities
just give us the cup and nobody will get hurt
Too early to celebrate
>tfw used to like cerro but took the olimpiapill a few years ago
feels good
Based
P L A T E N S E
Based
>he doesn't know cerro is winning this year's copalib
I do not like pop nor $hity and i kinda like flopp and sliperpoo.
Based irish posters are welcome in /copalib/
let's not kid ourselves here, it's obvious Athletico is gonna win
aqui e olimpia porra
>tfw 10 years since based Ecuador last won a Lib
Brasileirão clubs monthly wages:
Palmeiras – R$ 8,5 milhões
Cruzeiro – R$ 7,6 milhões
Corinthians – R$ 7,4 milhões
Flamengo – R$ 6,5 milhões
Internacional – R$ 4,7 milhões
Santos – R$ 4,4 milhões
São Paulo – R$ 4,3 milhões
Grêmio – R$ 4,2 milhões
Atlético-MG – R$ 4 milhões
Vasco – R$ 3 milhões
Bahia – R$ 2,8 milhões
Botafogo – R$ 2,5 milhões
Fluminense – R$ 2,5 milhões
Athletico – R$ 2,4 milhões
Goiás – R$ 2,2 milhões
Chapecoense – R$ 1,75 milhão
Fortaleza – R$ 1,5 milhão
Ceará – R$ 980 mil
Avaí – R$ 700 mil
CSA – R$ 300 mil
From New York to Salvador
>Vssco
>Corinthians – R$ 7,4 milhões
>Bahia – R$ 2,8 milhões
>Bahia meu semen 3-2 CUrintias
City also bought a club in Melbourne, not sure if they still have it or not. I don't like this clubs buying other clubs, it becomes some kind of farm system, and where does it stop. I would not appreciate if my club was owned by another club.
Definitely the top sports here are gaelic football and hurling, then rugby. Probably everyone thinks we are like every other place in europe but it's not. I think also in wales rugby is more popular and bigger than football.
tero alliance!
anyone has the numbers of the argentine league?
I am a River fan and I think Gallardo is being a piece of shit to Ferreira. He has 5 goals in less than 700 minutes, while being a midfielder. thats a better average than any of his strikers.
He doesnt treat Borre that way every time he fucks up something. It's not the first time he punishes this kid btw. He sent him back to la reserva for being late once. But you can't criticize Gallardo because he won so much that means he is perfect.
florminenC, botafogo and basco as unironically small clubs
Well, he's trying to educate Ferreira, he went to practice without sleeping a few times and is going to clubs too often. He wants to keep him in line while he's young, so doesn't turn into Centurion
22$ all teams
together
gol de wanchope
I am a River fan and I think your mom is a cheap slut
Why/how the fuck Corinthians pays so much for such a shit squad?
How I wish... how I wish you were here...
I prefer Liverpool because it's not owned by an Arab dictatorship, and seems like a real club with real fans.
I feel bad about Klopp because of how many finals he has lost, and would like to see him win big, I like it when chokers finally manage to win, we had a story here like that this year with Coudet and Racing, choker club and choker manager winning the local league, but on the other hand I find Klopp quite cringy when he begins to talk about Donald Trump in random interviews. I saw an interview of him in which they asked him why he has no social media presence and he begun to talk about Trump's twitter. He seems a pretty strong leftist.
I think Liverpool has the best starting 11 in the world, but they also leave me quite cold. I don't think any of them is close to being a genius. Salah scores a lot, but scores very few great goals. I am not a fan of those players.
based
I think I'm gonna support another team, I hate having to do this, but there is no other way. My team sucks so much I just can't support it anymore. Europe might be the best place to find a club to root for. It was good while it lasts we won the brasileirao twice, some cariocas and a copa. Not bad. Fuck ldu btw.
22hrs here and beers are over
should I go out and buy more to watch the best weekend sport moments or should I lay down and sleep waiting for monday?
Go get more, watch the game in a bar and sleep there
you don't have to look in another continent, just check out the neighbor state
nice
Well, there is yet two matches each in the PL, and maybe they can beat Barça too. I don't worry that much about the politics, I mean I do but I don't worry about it too much if anyone talks shit about Trump, he's a very easy target.
Based Viking
fag
wtf I love corinthians nao?
Don't do it user, just believe
Sao Paolo cute, CUTE!
You can pick a euro team and still be loyal to your club. Nothing wrong with it. I follow Palmeiras in Brazil myself.
what is your favorite argie team and why is River?
how can you have such terrible taste
Probably R*cing
Boca
boca of course, notorious cheaters
Atlanta
Nope.
Guys I checked, Néstor was a r*cing fan and la gfa supports gilnasia, holy fuck
her book only confirms she is as mentally ill as she seems. it's a stream of conciousness that was recorded and written down, she seems completely unaware of the consequences of her actions and how they are perceived by others.
thanks
doing it
fuck mondays
i gave it some thought a while ago and decided that even if liverpool are runner-ups for the next 13 years, it will never be as funny as was the slippening, and since I don't like arab oil clubs and don't live in england so I don't have to share space with scousers, in the end I'll support liverpool to fucking win this shit already and see this place go down in flames
Pretty much this
Plus it will be amazing to see all the seething Brits
what a fag
>Palmeiras
How is san lorenzo playing the second leg at home? Weren't they last placed?
>memeiras
Good thing you are not emotionally attached to it
something something muh cinco grandes
lol
>and see this place go down in flames
el camino del verdadero patricio
gato caca
I have just realized Gallardo is a shitty person
he denied the handshake to his own player
ay, un michin
gato gatito
pspspspspspspspspspsps
> pspspspspspspspspspsps
> not schwschwschwschwschwschw
>not michimichimichimichimichi
for me it's pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
>not chichichichichichichi
thats a big cuy
4u
hmmm asado de cuy
uma delicia
I like it fritado better
I hunt and eat little birbs, yummi yummi
why the fuck is calling cats "michi" so widespread
what did south americans mean by this
For the same reason we called the pigeons from cutucutucutucutucutu
why? because FUCK YOU that's why
qechua, aymara, etc
tomando submarino
dia 1x?
É líder!
Vamos subir Paio
Mornin frens. Are other paraguayan teams even big, besides olimpia? Every single Paragua I meet is an olimpia fan, you can even see olimpia kits On the streets as if it was an argie team
Well there's >cerro which is the only one that comes even close in number of fans
But apart from that, no
"Olimpia es un oasis en el desierto"
>Are other paraguayan teams even big, besides olimpia?
What kind of question is that?
La republica de Luque
Guarani I guess
For me, it's
>Cerro
>If only you knew how bad things really are
How much do you think he charged them for the rights to that banner?
Fukken delicious
comfy
Does it taste more like rabbit?
cerro mama
Sol de América
Cerro is almost as big as Olimpia.
Copa de Superlelga today
> Tigre - Union
> Gimnasia y Esgrima - Defensa y Justicia
I would probably take a bite, but I wouldn't feel comfortable while doing it.
Bongs and bings till kick off?
That brasileirão general is a plot of UEFA to screw with the sudaca alliance, don't post there
For me, it's Bhamra
New Athletico sponsor?
wtf
yes, goyim, talk about our totally accidental typo, don't forget to spread it all over social media and send it to all your friends
>tfw no gf
>youtu.be
Now it sounds more Egyptian than indian
>Exu do blues
>201 views
Is it to late to claim her as my new gf?
>intentionally misspell your brand name
>people go crazy over it on the internet
>free viral marketing
They are always on step ahead
Dont understand why it exists either.
/copalib/ is the home of true sudacas.
>her
well it's a good bait for idiots
like when Rivar or Baka play it's ok to make a thread so dickheads go over there to discuss their shit
Everythin about Bielsa irritates me and angers me
>her
No need for a plan, it's a yearly tradition
> brasileirao starts
> /brg/ is created again
> good threads for a while
> spoonfeeding foreigners
> someone explains something barely political to a yuro
> a termohead gets triggered
> walls of text begin
> foreigners leave post rundown
> everyone posts in portuguese
> shitposting overload, 75% gets b&
> /brg/ is ded
Just enjoy it while it lasts
Why are Europeans always ruining shit?
daily reminder that liking this is not gay
They really cannot help it. There's some good explanation about them not being able to differentiate between their inner world view and the actual reality but that doesn't happen for all of them. I forget the terminology. It's like how this left and right political ideologies so they project that onto every fucking thing whether it's an appropriately effectively means of discerning the differences or not. Another way of seeing it is like the square peg into a round hole, some of them are clever enough to alter the square peg and make it round so it fits somewhat but the easier way is to just not bother trying it in the first place, if you don't have the round peg it's not your time to fit it in the round hole. Something like that anyway, good luck!
THIS YEAR'S SÉRIE B CHAMPIONS ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW
BORA GANHAR POR DIRCEU KRÜGER CARALHO
The only reason they're not the most JUST team in Curitiba is because Paraná Clube exists.
>one good year in their whole history
>media keeps licking their balls because they're against Globo
>suddenly we're a JUST team because people from Sudeste likes the Poodles
wait till the end of the year, Pathetico are going down and we're going back to where we belong
>we're going back to where we belong
Irrelevancy? You're already there, m8
i take it back
meu saco tá coçando
pics?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PORRRAAAAAAAA
RODRIGÃO
q merda é essa filho da puta
post more btw
>they call him tigre
>it actually is a gato comilón
I forgot to post this yesterday. Looks like the magic number to enter in Los 8 is 30, and tomorrow begins the jornada 19.
The teams in red hasn't chances to enter in the playoffs.
DENOVO ELE PORRRRRAAAAAAAAA
2X0 MASCULINO
I feel a bit bad for Tigre desu
we're just getting started
This. They didnt even include Serie C.
Right now Treze-PB is winning 2 x0 against Santa Cruz-PE.
Treze side has Marcelinho Paraiba who 43 yo playing as a foward.
Seriously Im getting my hopes high, our (Ferroviário) next adversary is Santa Cruz and by far I believe we can Win.
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Based Grass
>Santa Fe
what the FUCK happened?
>Santa Fe
wtf I thought they were "good"
Perro Caca
perro 13
Perro veloz
Já era, mano, aquelas finais da copa do Brasil foram a chance de ouro e os caras perderam tomando gol entre as pernas e gol de de um maluco que deve jogar na várzea hoje em dia, puta time era aquele Coritiba
Porém como simpatizante admiro sua positividade
please don't say that this was supposed to be dudu
Are you going to Castelão this Sunday to see them live?
ERROU O PENAL PORRAAAAAAAA
Na real tenho certeza que a gente não chega perto de algum título importante em pelo menos uns 5 anos, mas em 2009 eu tava falando a msma coisa e 2 anos depois a gente tava na final da copa do brasil contra o Vasco
Imagine making babies with her
Treze-PB 2X2 Santa Cruz - PE.
what a nice game lads.
Yes! How bout yoy?
This is Ponte Preta's number 9, Thales
palmeiras should be picolo
>good but wasted potential
Perfectly describes Palmeiras
>green
HAYAI
Is piccolo black?
he is indian
black bridge? more like black squidge
I will, absolutely. I'd rather have that match on PV, thought
Ninguém liga pra esse átomo
@froesmari
just cucked a boleto payer out from a cheap second-hand audio-technica headphone on Mercado livre with my credit card
thanks bro
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I prefer blondes
slow night board-wide
good
Gallardo made a terrible mistake humiliating and mistreating the Ferreira kid.
This is how the story will continue:
-Ferreira gets benched, inside him resentment grows, he hates Gallardo and all the other player who sided with him
-In less than a year he is sold for little money to a Betis/Genoa level club, say, 5 million dollars
-He does great, scores a lot of goals in a season
-Joins national team, and blocks Gallardo from ever being the manager of Argentina
>t. el posho
people is making a big buzz about this, it was really nothing, neither gallardo nor ferreira even care and nothing is gonna happen
The perro is crying.
so sad
no perro no cry
Good morning my fellow sudacas
A question to all the colombiabros... what team should i support in your country? I'm a >Cerrista myself, so what's the team closer to >Cerro in your league?
>FFS please don't tell me it is DIM
Unironically memelec.
Either Cali or Santa Fue. Both teams are pretty JUST
>That negrita
>youtu.be
Guys where do I get a gf like this?
>memezuela
happening?
Colombia annexing Venezuela when?
FFLCH
I support Venezuela mainly because venecos are cancer and must stay in their shithole
Fuck maduro and fuck a.nal
>Bolivians telling anyone to stay in their shithole
Excellent bait
I did, so I can say it
Sou do levante
Tô com Maduro
Cerro cerrito
How are they going to do with the Sudamericana matches involving veneco teams?
have we started the fire?
Yes the fire rises
Nothing, it's not the worst thing that has ever happened during conmebol competitions.
Wow, just saw the venezuela shit hitting the fan, what you gonna do?
Memes aside hopefully Venezuela poster is okay
I'm not gonna shit /copalib/ with /pol/ bullshit but everything literally is
>
It's as big as happening as people going out to make sound. Nothing will happen. We had worse times years ago and literally nothing happened. Better pray for my boy Carabobo next cup la.
>nothing is going to happen
Do you honestly think that?
Ye. UNLESS >you sent the meme troops here nothing will happen. How many times do you think this has happened already? The right here are a bunch on cowards and at the first sigh of danger they run. If someone back them up then that's another story.
>The right are a bunch of cowards and at the first sight of danger they run.
Fix'd it for ya, no need to thanks me.
At least Santa Fue won a Sudamericana, Cali or Memellin are more accurated for >cerro
>Copa sudamericana
Wow its fucking nothing
Whoever supports Maduro at this point should be executed on the spot like the vermin they are.
and your team already won it?
Imma watch some anime while shitposting about the civil war on a bhutanese tapestry aficionado blog.
based
The ugliest kit ever of each one of Brasileirão's teams
Is there a way to never give them a single shekel ever again?
I don't know but I would like an alternative site to use, I tried EI and fox and they are horrible, at least in globoesporte I can easily find what I want.
Ecuador? More like rektuador
I used to access Gazeta Esportiva, but they're a bunch of clubistas and I haven't seen them since curinthia won everything in 2012. I wonder how it is today, though. Can't be any better, though.
What is your favorite kit from your club?
Mine is this one from 1996, made by Rhumell
Based Oseas
ummm
sup kapé
>Rhumell
>Finta
>Kelme
>Topper
>Penalty
>Le Coq Sportif
*cracks open a Brahma*
*sip*
Ahh... now THOSE were kit makers.
Those were the golden days of brazilian football kits.
Our dark days started when Caixa became the main sponsor of most of the teams, that ugly orange logo ruined most of the shirts. I'm glad our based president ended this bullshit.
mainly because of the huge fuck-off crest, but also the simplicity and the black sleeves and neck
>fucking nothing
fuck off
youtube.com
based raimundi
americans shouldn't be allowed to post here
Thank God, I hope this happens soon, please go to santos and help them lose more matches
>Orange
You're thinking of BMG, which is making a comeback with curintia and Basco.
But yeah, Caixa should not be wasting money on football.
Caixa has orange shit in the X too, and only provided money for the shittiest teams.
remember when Borja emerged in a.nal and we all thought he was the next R9
Not me, I saw the a.nal games and was angry how many lost goals he had, but he got so many chances that I thought it was just overconfidence or something like that, but palmeiras is losing a lot of money buying shit players, Felipe Pires, Carlos Eduardo and Lucas Lima were are the ones I hate the most in the team right now besides Borja
You know it in your heart
You didn't answer my question.
CHI
>falling for clear bait
Cmon guys dont be so upset, >my team doesn't win shit
>i'm just pretending
I have a huge hangover and this fucking house is an endless parade of people coming, but nobody fucking leaves.
fuck that 3-day ban. i'm innocent
cruzeiro não tem mundial
they didn't actually buy lucas lima and felipe pires, but they're paying over 1mi on wages for that sloth and almost 6mi euros for a dumb pacey player is FUCKING STUPID
and i hope they don't splash over 11mi euros on goulart, he gets more injured than fucking valvidia
Im currently banned aswell. New jannies have something against >us
You are right, and I really hope that Goulart doesn't stay, the best thing we did was buying Zé Rafael and I hope Deyverson stays with Arthur, and Dudu can eat a bench if he keeps on missing so much
what are you doing to post? i couldn't post anything on Yea Forums
yeah, if dudu misses a 1v1 like the one on sunday in a libertadores match, he would be crucified
And he is playing less than Goulart, Rafael and Scarpa the entire season, and Bruno Henrique is worse than ever, maybe that goal on fortaleza is going to change him I hope, tomorrow is going to be another 4x0 against CSA and I hope they get more trust in their abilities cause this team is made of crybabies that can't make frustration turn into obsession
I supported Leicester after winning two leagues and a UCL in FIFA 2002.
After they won the league, nobody believes me anymore. I should pick another club. Digits decide.
if only scarpa played all season last year... fuck fluminenC
the players cry too much about the refs, and it's even worse when felipão back them and cries about refs as well
and I can understand why it seems that bruno henrique has not been performing well. he said that felipão asked him to attack less, since they're not playing with lucas lima/moisés, who wouldn't come foward very often
Im banned at home. Currently phone posting at the bondi
in europe i only support chelsea, but i sympathize with other clubs. in question of the league, i couldn't care less about who ends up winning it, i just want to finish top 4
No mientas maricon
i'm kinda of a similar situation i guess
i've been wanting to buy an ajax shirt for some time now, but i don't want to feel like i'm hopping on a bandwagon lol
Buy an old, used one and pretend
fuck Colombia
Venezuaela will become Roraima do Norte in a few days
we have our own shit, it will not happen, is either brazil or the US
who could possibly even think of migrating to brazil?
Not with El Presidente Eterno in the shadows.
he's a pretty straight person, he doesn't like you, you're out
sending troops for what? Venezuela is already an unfixable shithole, your shitty culture and people deserve nothing more than being lynched and nuked, fuck venezuela.
I don’t really give a shit about the PL now that Valencia isn’t even starting at MU anymore, but I like watching traditional loser teams keeping their losing streaks intact. Namely, Arse, Pool and the Spurs.
well he got old user, it's just natural he doesn't play anymore
> he lives in a boca de pasta base
>lives
works*
/pol/ posters out
anime in
Give me digits, basura ofensiva de mierda.
Bolivians
Estos dígitos dicen que vas a ser hincha del Rangers, como un buen protestante.
Reroll
Time for a blogpost
>A distant uncle visit us from Argentina after 10 years
>Born in La Plata, living in Mendoza half of his 83 years
>Ask him about his team
>He's a longlife Platense fan
>He's surprised how I knew they were promoted last year and their playoff chances right now.
he wears the chad argie long hair?
Pick Liverpool and join the shitpisting
It goes to his neck and has a nice mustache
based
CERRO
*breathes in*
PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*goes guttural*
Send him my regards
how is atheltico - pr doing so well with such a cheap squad
Based, tell him he's welcome at the la cancha de platense whenever he wants
press F to pay respects for the godmother
Rip in Peace Beth Carvalho.
What's your score? 2/9 here. I have a perro just like this one
Atletico Mineiro has been doing shit this season and last season started off great until they sold half the squad......i dont know how bad it can get but i feel like no matter how bad it gets i will be supporting them.
F
I didn't saw your poster brother.
Oh God, this foureyes in NoTodoPasa is pure cringe
it's the other teams like flamengo and palmeiras that waste their money on shit overrated
athletico is just average
Say thanks to /copalib/.
5/9
filtro de barro it's so good
Betramo?
am im the only one who gonna watch colo colo
No
who here /feriado/ tomorrow?
1.5/9?
I have a small dogos but not that one. And I don't know what images n° 4 and 6 are
can un cat do it?
or they will steamroll?
F
It is funny because the water clay filter was here until earlier 00's when we got a Gelágua, and then my sister moves to Brasília living in the city richest part and they use one of these.
4- empty glass of requeijão
6- coffee filter
2, used to be 6
S
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm only really sure that I know what is a perro and what is a toilet. I'm not sure what all the other things are exactly. We have a toilet, we don't have a dog right now.
Palmeiras, Corinthians or Sao Paolo?
Tomorrow and on Friday too.
Palmeiras. Corinthians are all favelandos, Sao Paolo are the strictly gays only club.
Bahia
It's not the toilet, Ahmed. It's the broidery around it.
hoy pierde el rey de copas
Ah ok, we do not have an embroidered toilet lid cover but now I want one they're pretty nice
forgot the pic
>all 4 dino teams going forward in sudaca
what alternate reality is this?
>
1/9 guess which one
why be internacional when you can be binacional?
cute
I didnt understand how Universidad Catolica could be in Libertadores and Sudamericana at the same time. The one that plays today is from Ecuador.
jebaited, son
based
0/9 here lad
>a.nal
kek
The shower
You are surprisingly right potatoman
envigado, more like envergado
Palmeiras 2bh. Decent history/tradition, had some shitty years in this century but it's been all good this couple years + an exciting and bright future ahead of us lad
a grade na janela
Chelsea, Inter and Real are >my teams in Europe
for me, its head chala
based chala head chala
>tfw stadium is full
For me its Atletico
Why 2 chalas? it's so one can say chala and the other head chala?
jesus fucking christ im really an idiot, i tought this was in ecuador
Based, patrician and sudacapilled
Let's get this money.
Best lg in the world round 2
youtu.be
Oh no, our time has come
>Rise
Shit girl desu
EXTREMELY based&francellapilled
Let's go boys
Pavlo Vico squid brother?
Yeah, I don't like her but it was one of the few girls I had with palmtree shirt, I prefer senjougahara
> Cant even get it correctly centered
Based
my uncle probably would wear the same if he wasn't gay
I like City because I like Guardiola
and I like Guardiola because I like Barcelona
and you can pretty much figure out why I like Barcelona, it's not a fucking riddle
CHaLa, HEaD CHaLa
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Pero como te duele Eduardo Luis.
>Colocolito
the absolute state of colo colo and atl nac
>a.nal
The dream never started Joao
nah, resultados is wrong, im laughing now
they tought it was goal, but the ball was outside, lmao
>tfw no one is actually defending
why arse arse, why
comfy
Their defenders have been garbage this season, they really need to buy some defender midseason, Astaburuaga is the best option. And Costa can't be a starter anymore, Morales is miles ahead of him
>Calvo Velez is angery because the ref didn't give a benuldy to a.nal
fucking delicious
JUST
A.nal tears are so delicious
Is Ecuador, dare I say it, based
>a.nal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we made a deal with ecuador
Holy ahit A.nal is garbage
Man, they're already dead, it's enough.
Should have been 5-0
penal
BENNULDIS
LMAO
YOU GOTTa BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, SERIOUSLY
X____ Catolica
X____ Colo Colo
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
MEME MaGIC
XO___ Catolica
XX___ Colo Colo
JESUS FOOKING CHRIST
XOO__ Catolica
XXX__ Colo Colo
>tottenham lost
>psg lost
>anal lost
>colo colo lost
It was about englel teams, not Scotland, but kek fucked you in the ass anyway.
Mirá que rica la que me trajo mi hermano de la tienda del Celtic Park
>OwO
XOOO Catolica
XXX- Colo Colo
lol
yikes
when was the last time Colo Colo lost against U.Catolica??
the chancho is disappointed
He bounced it like the madman
Imagine being a Colo colo supporter
> have your best libertadores performance in decades
> next year choke at home against a bootleg of your rival
Well, now I see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
Muy linda la camiseta, maricón, but the POPE IS A BENDER
I think the last colo colo penalty was about to bounce in...
>ass-ass
Shameful display
also, happy verde to a.nal, there's nothing better to celebrate being humiliated by a small team in your birthday.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Puros muertos en la cancha menos Morales. A Costa ni a la banca hay que llevarlo
>culo-culo
Shitty team and shitty manager. I bet even La Calera will make it to the next round.
They already made it, along with Española
did valdivia lose a penalty?
River fans should have destroyed "los murales" of the Cholo Cholo ultras during the Palestino match
It was Zaldivia, his bizarro universe counterpart.
Ye, i reckon river fans are quite the experts on that
É impressionante a capacidade que esse time tem para ser humilhado. O Colo Colo deu o maior vexame de sua história e não vai existir um vexame maior que esse. Ser rebaixado para a segunda divisão do campeonato chileno não vai ser pior do que ser humilhado, execrado, pisoteado, ter a história cuspida e escarrada por um time de várzea.
O tal do Universidad Católica é um time de várzea! E, literalmente de várzea. O Universidad Católica do Equador não existia no cenário do mundo até 2014 era um time varzeano. Um time que disputava Desafio a Fanesca, Copa Cerveja Pilsener, Copa Victimas del Terremoto, troféu da Avenida González Suárez. O Colo Colo perdeu para um time de várzea. Perdeu não, porque perder é de um a zero, o Colo Colo foi humilhado.
O Colo Colo teve a instituição Club Social y Deportivo Colo Colo denegrido. O estatuto do Colo Colo, sei lá, alguma coisa que a gente possa dizer assim. Aquelas leis internas. Agora eu estou tão puto que esqueci o nome. A constituição do conselho deliberativo do Colo Colo foi rasgada. O Colo Colo tem que nascer com outro nome! Acabou!
Aí vem o Salas com essa história dele, esse idiota, esse filho da puta desse bruxo com essa história de“ai Jesus, Santo”. Jesus não ajuda se seu time não treina. Se seu time é uma merda, nem Jesus dá um jeito. Jesus tem outros problemas, Jesus tem que se preocupar com a paz mundial e não com essa merda desse Colo Colo. Isso não tem que ser preocupação de Nossa Senhora do Chile que o Guede estava no peito. Ele acha que a Nossa Senhora vai dar jeito pro Colo Colo. Ah, você só pode estar de brincadeira.
Ele fez o time entrar abraçado, porque aí vai mostrar união. Ah Salas vai para puta que pariu, você e esse time horroroso, vá te catar você e o seu Paredes, o Alarcón, esse filho da puta desse Zaldivia; esse Felipe Campos que é uma vergonha, time tem uma defesa horrível contrata um zagueiro da Série B, é muita palhaçada. Vai tomar no Cu. o Pablo Mouche, ah, ele é o menos culpado, ele é gente boa, é um coitado, não pode pegar um time que não tem volante.
O resto é horrível. Esse Julio Barroso, 13 milhões num filho da puta, num idiota, esse magrelo burro! jogador fominha que não sabe que tem alguém do lado e não toca a bola para ninguém. 13 milhões num jogador do O’Higgins! 13 milhões num jogador do O’Higgins! Nem o Real Madrid pagaria 13 milhões para o Cristiano Ronaldo se ele atuasse no O’Higgins.
Esse Brayan Cortés, esse filho da puta desse engomado com aquele presidente bicha que tem um porco rosa na mesa.Esses dois têm que se comer e ser enterrados em uma suruba eterna, tem que ficar um comendo o outro a vida inteira para acabar, para sair do futebol. Pelo amor de Deus Valladares Você deu 200 milhões na mão do Brayan Cortés para roubarem você. Você é muito burro. Você é a escória do pensamento do Colo Colo. Você e Mosa, vocês são tudo farinha do mesmo saco, não montaram planejamento e vocês não sabem nada de futebol.
O Colo Colo acabou! O Colo Colo tem que nascer de novo com outro nome! Essa é a solução. Vai tomar no cu Colo Colo!
based
good night lads
youtube.com
>Copa Victimas del Terremoto
This one never gets old
There's a cat lost in the street, crying and meowing.
good night
Only the requeijão cup but never use it, feels good to be not pobre, man.
The absolute state of chilean football
Good morning copalib, fuck a.nal and
>culo culo
F
How do you say “based and redpilled” in huehue?
You are supposed to share your dreams with others or otherwise, if you keep it to yourself they will likely happen - My mum.
Lads, I had a bizarre dream yesterday and I had to share with you since I can not post this on my WhatsApp workgroups because they will surely make fun of me, so I had to use the anonymity this site provides. I'm also going to post it on / x / because I have no idea what this dream is supposed to mean.
I dreamed my sister was pregnant, but whatever reason she was (aesthetical, healthy, etc ...) she could not bear pregnancy so she had to find a surrogate body to give birth.
With me being her only brother, and close genetically to her I offered myself to the task.
Fast forward, we are very close to the final moments of pregnancy, we are packing stuff to go to the hospital and I start to panic.
I've watched a lot of reality shows about surgery like Dr. 90210 and my fears of surgery have grown exponentially. Personally, I think any kind of body intervention is very dangerous, aggressive and intrusive physically speaking. The moments you are under sedation you are practically dead, with your life depending on other peoples hands.
All I could feel was regret, what did I do? I will have to be cut with razors, stiff stitches and probably have nasty scars and wake up feeling pain, hungry, nausea, it only gets worse.
My sister then starts screaming at me, saying how could I be selfish, that I should not act like that, I was carrying a soon to be a newborn kid. While my parents were trying to calm me down, saying they've been through that, that there would be nurses taking care of the procedure to let things flow naturally and apply products to make it easier to give birth.
Still, I do not know if it was the stress of the situation I was living or it was a nature call. I told them about what was happening in my bowel.
They told me to push hard, just like in the movies and keep breathing. That's easy to do, I've seen it a lot too. I can do it!
I start making force and feel it coming. I could sense it was working, something was there knocking at the rear side like he was telling me he wanted to be heard.
I push and I push, but without exhausting myself and being careful enough to not let it slip too soon making it fall to the floor and dies prematurely.
I start alternating push acts and breathing while slowing doing a crabwalk in order to keep myself comfortable. I take a quick look backward and I see my family right behind me, with their hands clutched trying to get a hold of the child the moment it comes out.
I feel the support and confidence to reach the kitchen where there's an arch on the ceiling, and I do stand myself like I were Samson grabbing both sides before falling to the glory. I push really hard, I take a look to see how it is going and I see it the once strange body is almost all out. I look at it but it looks quite hairy and white, but I keep going. I won't bother with anything else until I finish it.
Soon the birth is over. My sister quickly grabs the newborn, she's really happy it. Exhausted I try to take a glance at it, but she's it moving to fast in a happy motion proud of the motherhood kissing it and going around in circles.
When I can finally take a look at it I realize I gave birth to a really long white cat, it looks like an adult cat already! How is that possible? Anyway I suffered too, I probably carried it 9 months inside me, so I have a connection to it, I fed it from me and stuff.
I want to enjoy the moment but my sister is now the selfish one, and I'm too tired to even argue.
All I wanted to do was to share this moment too.
My dream end here, but I wonder what does it even mean?
I woke up feeling uneasy like I did physical efforts in real life too. I'm feeling now a mix of excitement and fright. It's been a couple of hours since I last went to the bathroom. What will be the outcome of just a little fart and the whole act of pooping?
I wanted to post it sooner just like as sooner as I had the dream feeling I would forget it and it could become reality.
It's been a while already since I woke up. I didn't take look at my underwear nor anything. I hope everything is alright.
Did you see Pipicão?
Is this about the doggo or the goalie?
The doggo.
They want to identify it but isn't clear if they want to adopt it themselves and turn it into a mascot and just give him to another person to adopt. addopt.
Bunch of faggots
>Estudiantes de mierda
Based Perro, they should keep it and let it shit all over the pitch.
I do not care for european teams still I watch it for Uruguayans that play on those team.
For example I watched liverpool when suarez was there and now liverpool can burn and die and I will not care.
I watch barcelona (suarez) and real madrid (valverde) or juventus (bentancur/caceres), milan (laxalt) or inter (vecino), when those team got no uruguayans I will not watch them.
I only support my team.
we have this trannie going around and people talk about abigail pereira and whatever is called the fat lawyer that went to prison trannie?
still not at the level of "Burger King" Amaral
absolutely based and redpilled bo
What about Atletico? Godin/Josema
fuck a.nal and fuck riBer
spooky
>You are supposed to share your dreams with others or otherwise, if you keep it to yourself they will likely happen - My mum.
that's it. i'm sharing every dream i have now
doidera
you're not gonna poop a cat, user, the worst case scenario is constipation
I hope you're watching Patriotas - Tolima
barça x slipverpool online
binter x flamerda on tv
csa x palmtrees on radio
sorry lad
>not watching Oeste x Guarani
FUCK CARIOCAS
based
B-Nacional - IndeBendiente tonight
Is that Baka-Bentral match tonight or when?
sardine
Tomorrow, 21.10
FUCK Tolima
Why hating tolima senpai?
>B-Nacional - IndeBendiente
>Baka-Bentral
wow
For losing.
harsh
messi
can based B Nacional do it?
hoy pierde el rey de copas
...
6/9, they don't allow pets here and I really HATE those things in the bathroom