Should I learn to ski or snowboard?

Should I learn to ski or snowboard?

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Wrong board Mohammed

Which board do I go on brother?

Are you a soi, twink, estrogen filled subhuman?
>Ski

Are you an actual man with a set of steel balls?
>Snowboard

both

If you want to ruin the slops for everyone: snowboard.
If you want to enjoy the slops with everyone: Ski.

Thanks guess I'll go with skiing then.

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Like you to expand of this please.

Both are fucking gay

Snowboarding destroys the slopes. Everytime you stop basically. Skiing is for the elite. Snowboarding is for monkey plebs.

Retards sliding down the hill perpendicular to the slop, flatting all the snow and making the hill less fun to ski/snowboard down.

The Chad Snowboarder vs The Virgin Skier

off piste skiing is the only thing that matters la.

both are fun and have their own merits and anyone who says otherwise is a faggot

Learn skeleton, unless you’re a pussy

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do not listen to this stupid american they are all clueless they can all fuck a rat and die

Whichever you're more comfortable with. You'll go faster on skis if that matters

skiing is comfy but snowboarding gives the best sensations, you constantly drift and shit, you should focus on snowboarding, it sure will take more times than learning how to ski

Why no both?

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Ski obviously
Or maybe you are a transexual stonehead and you would prefer snowboarding

Post this season's best lines.

No it’s boring and no one can prove me wrong

Cause it's expensive?

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durrr I show you a pic of monoski to be cheeky and it goes over your head

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry France bro I didn't full size the image

>He exclaimed boastfully while screaming like a soi boy whilst watching a man throws a football through a goal post

>learn

Skiing you can go faster and do more. Snowboarding has 0 objective benefit and is more of a pain in the ass to learn and to do, but I prefer snowboarding just cause. I rather enjoy long boarding so the transition was natural for me. Just google / YouTube the question.

Skiing is for the elite. When you grow up, you can ski with coworkers and clients.

Snowboarding is for faggots.

This.

Snowboard is more fun, imo, and you need less kit. It's a surfing feel, which I like, and why I do it. Fuck carrying poles around.

Nothing beats the feel of a fat powder board gliding effortlessly atop fresh fallen powder snow.

snowboarding is for faggots who thought they were cool

How is flying down the side of a mountain for thousands of feet boring?

literally the opposite of this

>he doesn't bobsleigh with the boys every weekend in the winter

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>POWDER IS MORE FUN ON A SNOWBOARD.
>SKIING EASIER TO LEARN HARD TO MASTER.
>SNOWBOARDING HARD TO LEARN EASY TO MASTER.
>GLADES EASIER ON SKIS MORE OPTIONS
>YOU CAN DO STEEPER SHIT ON SKIS
>PARK SKIING LOOKS BETTER IMO JUMPS ARE MORE FUN.
t. long time park/powder skiier also caps lock is the cruise control for cool dont (you) me