/hoc/ Wash your pucks edition

mfw

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In my mind this is the skoda cup just because of the vehicle in the corner

based retard

Good thing Tavares went to a contender. He's away from that sad pathetic franchise where they never advance past the first round.

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mfw the professional ice hockey team who resides in the town of Dallas in the state of Texas, known as the Dallas Stars, goes to the National Hockey League's championship round and successfully wins the Stanley Cup Trophy i the year 2019

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>no popsickle
Lurk moar newnigger

>the isles canes game is so boring they are discussing endgame
fucking embarassing

your flag is still fucking backwards

Carolina is undoubtedly reddit.

Shut the game off, going to watch my neighbor mow his lawn instead.

NO goal

based and boomerpilled

reminds me to go mow the lawn too desu

based and retardpilled

deboer is literally onions: the coach

Damn this list is shit

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Avs!

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Drop your dicks and lift your sticks.

>fail to make playoffs
>be mvp of the league

they arent being nominated for the conn smythe

>McDavid nominated as consolation prize
>Crosby nominated even though it's one of his worst years
Why not nominate someone who pulled their gutter trash team to relevancy? Kucherov kind of makes sense, but why not someone like MacKinnon or Gaudreau?

>Swept
>Swept
>lol oilers
That's hot trash

>Two week ban on home network is finally lifted
go avs

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The Hart isn't about postseason performance.
Still McDavid and Crosby getting the nomination is pretty retarded.

thats what they want tho. its not like the mvp in the sense that hes the "best player" in the league, its more like if it wasnt for this player, the team would be absolute shit. kucherov doesnt make sense because the lightning are an entire system with strong defense and tending. mackinnon makes more sense, but the avs had a very difficult streak for a while around the allstar break and that probably hurt him a bit. gaudreau is sort of like kucherov, where he had a very good season, but he isnt the entire reason the flimflams had a strong season.

what was the ban for?

why doesn't a defenceman or a goalie ever get nominated for the Hart, surely a goalie can be more valueable to a team if he stands on his head and steals games.

"doxxing"
I got banned for posting some cowboy larper's license plate number

Crosby had a decent 2nd half and is a big reason the penguins made the playoffs. Kucherov was leading scorer on the best team in the league. Mcmemes inclusion is fucking retarded. There is no reason for him to be there other than "if the oilers didnt have him, theyd finish dead last again" which i suppose is a valid argument for being mvp

luongo one of the finalists for the hart trophy when he was on the canucks. 2006-2007 i believe.

Penguins looked like shit for 80% of the season though

Didnt jose theodore win it once

>cowboy larper
if you mean dallas then he deserved it

yep
and cujo

>ruins

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They can be nominated and have even won it
Price won it in 2015, but a defenseman hasn't won it this millennium

>Having a decent second half is Hart-worthy
I'm not debating Kucherov's nomination, but McDavid's constant inclusion in this race is basically an annual "we're sorry you play for the oilers" consideration at this point.

lots of the journalists who vote probably dont even watch most of the teams outside of the their teams bubble

It was a Flames fan.
Ironically I'm 90% sure it wasn't even his truck.

I know they can be, I was just wondering if it really is such a big discrepancy between the value of an elite defenseman and forward or if there is a bit of a bias toward big scorers because goals are flashy.

The modern NHL puts scoring on a pedestal well above anything else. Hence why the Art Ross winner gets nominated for the Hart so often, and why the Norris is basically a scoring race for blueliners.

are fins white?

>Having a decent second half is Hart-worthy

It is if you are crosby. Mckinnon or Kane should have got the nomination, but you cant nominate Mckinnon because he didnt hit 100 points, and Kane gets excluded because having 2/3 mvp nominations on non playoff teams would be dumb.

They are Eurasian masterrace

I still think MacKinnon should've gotten the nomination over McDavid.

Because it's easier to look at big numbers and correlate them with skill in 5 minutes than it is to watch someone for the entire season to actually understand how they play

Also Marchand is worthy of a nomination, but he is too dirty to represent the league as mvp.

Håkki :D

>mfw when both the islels and the bings are getting exposed before my very eyes

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>ping an easy scoring chance off the bar
>goalie goes down
>collect rebound to try again
*TWEEEEEET*
"there was no goal on the play"

there was that streak around the allstar break where the avs won like 3 games out of 20 or something that probably hurt his chances a lot. that type of terrible streak isnt something that a hart-trophy nominee should put his team through.

Think they need to split the norris into two awards. Have the norris for best defensive defenceman, and a new trophy for best offensive dman.

That's why we should make a seperate trophy for D-men scoring and make the Norris about defensive play again.
Stay at home defensemen and physical defensemen are underappreciated in the modern NHL.

The last few years the blue jackets have made the playoffs but I've heard they're the bad guys. Starting to follow hoc and from Ohio , but tell me it isn't true bois. Say it ain't so

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Looks like Bruins aren't as strong as they think they are and isles are weak

so why didnt morgan rilley get nominated even tho he was the top scoring dmam?

even if they did that there would still only be 1 winner of each trophy and a bunch of players would still get "snubbed"

Far from it. Dubinsky is my favourite player.

Wonder what kind of excuse he's going to sprout next.

For what? The Hart?
Because he didn't score as much as the forwards that did get nominated.
The Norris race did include the top 2 defensive scorers, and all three of the nominees are terrible choices. They probably excluded Riley because the Lightning needed to get their nomination for the "best regular season ever".

last chance for the Isles to even the series

why did they call offsides on aho right there?
he was carrying the puck in

for the norris. you said >The modern NHL puts scoring on a pedestal well above anything else. and he was the top scoring dman last season. only dman last year to score 20 goals. so why didnt he at least get nominated?

When was the last time a Canadian team won the Stan Lee cup?

Only the (((sharks))) are the bad guys

why arent my islanders scoring? SCOA SOME FACKIN GOALS ALREADYYYYY

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Not long enough ago

/series

finally now the relevant series can start

Did you know there's no offside rule in rollerblade hockey? Why do we need it in the NHL?

What was he thinking right now?

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CANES TO ECF
>CANES TO ECF
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>this comeback is going to be insane

canes are scary desu

nothing. he got murdered

>the state of jew york

Canes are gonna win it all :)

because then laine would never move from his spot

Because Burns and Giordano had more points overall, and Hedman had to be nominated because he was the "best" defenseman on the "best" regular season team.
Rilley was only third overall for d-men and he was considered a favorite for nomination, he only missed it because the NHL felt the need to give trophy nominations to the Lightning for tying the '96 Red Wings.

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Why can't americans use decimal odds like normal people

Is Letang of any use defensively?

Why can't canadians win a cup like normal people

Can I be happy they made the 2nd round at least....

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>Wow, Vegas must be pretty fucking shit to let in 4 goals in 5 minutes

you spelled "bruins" wrong.

Not using decimals is the proper way
Case and point, two of the biggest sports betting cities on the face of the planet are in the US

why the fuck would you respond to such an obvious and shit bait post?

why can't americans be a normal weight

He's sometimes stops the puck

Do the canes have the worst fanbase in the league? Only competitor is Toronto for me, and maybe the habs

That's it.

I'm flying to Raleigh and heeming every sunbelter I see.

but the norris voting is done by writers. so what if the NHL >felt the need to give trophy nominations to the Lightning for tying the '96 Red Wings.

>being mad at cute bears

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it's more than they probably would have done if they didn't lose Tavares

Honestly my favorite thing about this series is knowing that regardless of who wins either he or Skinner got BTFO

>two of the biggest sports betting cities

This is only true because you kept gambling limited to certain jurisdictions. Now that its legal everywhere...Vegas wont die because it's vegas, but atlantic city is already dead.

You have just switched bodies with Barry Trotz, do you start Greiss next game?

do you have a gofundme?

there is probably third world shit hole cities that have trillions of street shitters betting on /cric/

>Relocanes vs Teds ECF incoming
Stay assblasted /hoc/

I just think you keep lehner in. He’s been good all year, but that entire sequence just sucked. The isles just flubbed a shit ton of goal chances and it’s killing them. They’re fucked in carolina regardless. I have no hope for them

Karma bitches

I immediately kill myself as I now would be a manlet

There has never been a more reddit team than the relocanes

My point was he got the nomination for being the "best" defenseman on the best regular season team.
I don't see how that's an unsatisfactory answer, especially considering I'm still right about 2/3rds of the Norris nominees being offensive d-men.

a manlet won a stan lee and you have nothing. you should just kill yourself anyway.

heh heh
gg, folks

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anybody have the caps elimination day image

It wasnt bait. Like why would you not use decimal odds. It's easy as fuck.

It was 1-0.

Doesn't really matter, highly doubt they'll be able to over ome the atmosphere in Carolina

Got eem

I don't get it either, our system is way more confusing.

winning stan lee's doesn't make you taller

Based and boomerpilled.

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are the canes the most based team in the LEAGUE?

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Been seeing this alot lately. Seems some people dont understand only certain teams are worthy of those collages.

What if I'm wearing my Blackhawks jersey?

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100%

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For me, its Max Meyer from Lake Elmo, Minnesota.

Being tall, which you aren't, doesn't make your brokedick existence worth living.

That just adds to the causation

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agreed. forcing collages will only kill /hoc/ culture faster

The most based team is whichever team makes leafs fans seethe the most at that particular moment

SEETHING manlet

TAKE WARNING, M8.

STILL waiting on mommy's feet.

>tfw should have had canes goin all de way

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If the Isles had, say, a 40 goal scorer, would they have more than one goal in this series???

I'll respond to whomstever I please, suck my nuts

why can't canadians spell like normal people

Like why are you so stupid you need a decimal

Nice to see some people on here get why I only do certain ones

Shit like this. It's not funny. Caps were not really a meme team, they were somewhat respected. Teams like Tampa, Toronto, the >rags. Those are the teams that get collages.

they should trade for a guy like Tavares in the off season

This is garbage, whoever made it should kill themselves for forcing memes.

how did the hurricanes suddenly become so good? did we meme them into relevancy? they dont even have any elite players

I hear those types of players disappear in the post season

tfw no mommy feet

Sorry this team already has enough bitch niggas

im ready to get swept because everything’s been awful this series. Just end us already

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>canada creates something
>usa whores it out and cheapens it so even retards can understand and follow it
Am I talking about these collages or the NHL?

do you think back in the o6 era the norris was awarding strong defensive defenseman? even before orr somebody like doug harvey was very offensive for a dman. why do you want to give a trophy to dman for not being a liability? because thats what awarding defensive dmen is basically doing.

Half the teams in their division are rebuilding.

>six injuries
>six wins
blood for the blood god

>how the fuck does that not go in
>what part of the carolinas are you lads from
>we got a game
>uh oh
>kuz
>fuck
>not like this
>based
>scarrrrrrrr
>multiple requests to be in the screencap
>pre-season tier bantz
>screen caps from the yt faggot

this is why shit series from sunbelt teams don't get collages. because what's worth putting in them could fit on a postage stamp

They were always ok, probably unlucky to have missed the playoffs in the past 2 years. Had some shit goalies and injury luck. Not like the blues who were worst in the league at christmas.

>S______G

I thought you were talking about your sister.

It all makes sense now

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Implying zoomer hurricane fans know what a stamp is

You follow my sister?

irrefutably awful

Laughing at the incelanders

This is straight up embarrassing. If I find out who made this I am going to HEEM them into retardation.

>we meme Trump into office
>we meme a CBJ/CAR final

Truly the best timeline.

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yes we heard you the first six times

>we

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Don't EVER make a collage again.

Give me one (1) reason I should save this piece of wet diarrhoea on my hard drive

ITT

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Unfortunately both of those teams play in the eastern conference, so they cannot meet in the finals.

Stupid american.

To try to backtrace it and HEEM the fuck out of whoever made this abortion.

BASED
A
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>Defensive play is all about how hard you can hit others
Didn't realize I was arguing with an idiot.

its too busy should just leave the collage making to collageanon

Whoops forgot the jackets are in the least conference now.

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It's okay, CBJ and CAR didn't have fans until about a week ago.
They still don't understand the playoff format.

That first guy who responded wasn't me, obviously I'm talking about the Eastern conference final not the Stanley cup final

>getting butthurt that your collage is ASS
Stick to crying about canada, you're better at that. Leave the collages to our based collage user

Nathan MacKinnon on who’s faster: Him or EDM’s Connor McDavid. “I don’t compare myself with anybody,” Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of the Memorial Cup Championship. “I’ll let you interpret that however you want,” MacKinnon said.

where did i ever say that? not being a liability involves not easily turning the puck over, tying up your guys stick infront of the net, blocking passing lanes. why do you think how hard you hit people would be involved at all?

literally nothing wrong with sushi at hockey games

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Its pretty obvious that Mcdavid is faster. But Mackinnon is way bigger and has a better shot.

"no"
based

>Burn the coal you get no goals
Literally the only amusing aspect of this abortion

>isles only scored 1 goal
>it was a canes own-goal
holy poo poo they need to score

stupid canadians

this the beating-a-dead-horse general
get outta here with your OC

Not a Knigghts fan but honestly think Pavelski was flopping trying to oversell the hit and landed wrong (obviously)

#changemymind

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>OC

All the comes up is some relonigger poster. Absolutely disgusting

better than eating a dead horse like subhuman ukrainians do

Gee willikers, it's like a bunch of Canadiens came out of nowhere to shit on a collage. It could just have all been one guy, buuuuuuut that seems ridiculous and not at all something a normal person would do

I agree. You can tell by the way he swung his feet while he was falling.

i prefer to insult people for having a different opinion

>stealing and idea and shitting all over it
>OC
Can't wait until you get annexed.

digits choose what i'll do if bombston win stan lee cup

At this point you're arguing the current state of the Norris trophy is fine simply because the only way to measure actual defensive play is by counting how few turnovers they're responsible for, which I don't agree with.
Stay at home d-men and two-way d-men do way more that just "not be a liability on the ice", and the Norris is supposedly awarded to "the defense player who demonstrates throughout the season the greatest all-round ability in the position". It's retarded that the main metric they use is points, and that's what I'm trying to say.

Charlie McAvoy.
This kid's fucking jacked. Thick, dense, built whatever you wanna call him he's got it. Legs thicker than my chest, and shoulders wider than my wingspan. Making full use of his frame and with the golden flow to top it off. He dwarfed us all. Bonafide stallion.

I think user is implying it’s one Canadian

Take your meds schizo

seething samefag

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this is what schizophrenic paranoia looks like

go to vancouver in a canucks jersey and just scream at everyone while holding your eyes in slants

get a >1993 tattoo

>reddit

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>make a literal wall of text picture
>"WTF why does nobody like it? Stupid Canadians"

Fuck a Quebec prosty in broad day light, swagger over to someones bitch at a club like some sort of alpha male and slap her ass, steal a boomers muscle car, end up in a stand off with drunk natives in Winnipeg

Chances are he doesn’t need to hold his eyes that way

I also shat on the collage, thank you very much

I’ve watched enough divegrass to spot a flop I hate to admit

Although that normally only takes 5 minutes

I might be magic

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>93
>1993 tat
holy shit, cap this, its habbenig

t.leafs fan salty of Mac

>mad
>at a collage

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This

Nah he was trying to crack his head open 4DChess dumbass

>leafs fan
you need to go back

Not really, In the past decade the top defenseman in points has only won the norris 4 times.

is it ok if i do all this but end up in kanawake instead of winnipeg, i'm in montreal

...

comfy win against the russkies today lads

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canes teds ecf is happening and there's literally nothing you can do about it

Ya the Quebec prosty is the important part

>being mad and wrong
Stupid uke

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when you try to say >the modern NHL puts scoring on a pedestal well above anything else. thats not just the modern nhl, its always been like that. even in the o6 era and before orr influenced how dmen play the game, there were still "offensive" dmen like doug harvey or pierre pilote, who won norris trophies. the trophy was never awarding the "best" defender, its always been influenced by scoring.

Ukraine starting to no longer be my friend

>Swedes win
The good guys won

you're right, I don't play in the nhl.
but the bruins and the islanders do, and they're going to heem those faggot teams

All three of these in this order:

Boston vs St Louis in the final is the only way to redeem this abortion of a playoffs

McAvoy made the leafs his bitch all series long haha

don't worry about ukraine, in a few months he'll be just another russian

I want to believe but the islanders have been disappointing this series. Doesn’t help they have to play at the garbage known as barclays instead of nassau

>Everyone hates my collage?
>Everyone else must be wrong, I couldn't have made a piece of shit.

if marchand scores cup winning goal i just might god damn it

>imblyin we won't annex them

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This is funniest thing I've read all fucking week.

Its not even a joke, you're literally going to be a russian slave and I am going to laugh really hard about it.

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will try to fuck kippers and post proof on /hoc/

bruins dallas desu

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>jack hughes breaking records
>b-b-but i saw a reddit post that said he might not be as good as matthews so he's a bust!
as expected of /hoc/, nobody knows shit about hockey

>a пoтoм oн cкaзaл мнe, чтo oн yкpaинeц

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Imagine trying your hadrest to offend people on a mongolian basket weaving imageboard, while knowing nothing about them
...all while thinking you're getting under their skin
>the state of beta contrarian faggots

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>someone requests something
>post it
>leave
>come back to a handful of Canadians screaming at the top of their lungs over and over
ha ha yikes

>These playoffs
>Bad in any way

>/hoc/ "proscouts" watched the wjc and told me kakko was better tho!!

Literally the only thing of note your country has even produced was S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Why are you even here

Will the Checkers be the first AHL team to win the stan lee?

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Burns dubs nice

RNH dubs noice

Rinne dubs agréable

Holtby dubs Trevlig

Imagine getting your feelings hurt so badly that you can't respond.

At least you arent moldovan

for me, it's samefagging so that my worthless contrarian opinion seems like an actual grassroots consensus

TVR sucks anyway, its not like you lost slavin or something

>yfw the Checkers win the Calder and the Stan Lee in the same year

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KEK imagine if the canes won the cup in a year where their average attendance was 13000. would be meme worthy

Imagine getting offended at other people getting offended lmao

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Fuck niggers!!!

for me its ignoring the proscouts that have been scouting and analyzing the prospects since they were like 12 and basing my entire judgement of their potential off a few youtube highlight videos

better than 12000 desu

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Imagine not wearing an undershirt

just scratched my balls and got a nice whiff of that musk

chads don't need under shirts

My Koho jersey is scratchy as fuck without an undershirt

I like to smell my farts

Fucking weirdo

Who 90 day fiance here

what does shannon do between games?

Does Carolina fly back to Carolina tonight or do they stay the night in New York?

Shut up cracker

Feed the 50 cats he owns

have sex

fly back tonight so they can sleep in their own bed

For me, its going against whatever the concensus is just to upset people and derail threads.

Shut up chink

It can tell you can't even skate.

slams some heroin

Kek

I can do a full speed pivot. Bet you can't do that.

Best day ever.
>little girl 6/7 watches my demo
>is really enthusiastic and gets the crowd into it
>leaves after show is done
>brings back her mom and keeps pointing at my knives
>explain to mom what was going on and my deals
>"mommy you should get one for mothers day for you your mommy and daddy's mommy"
>mom takes 3 sets
>give litte girl high 5
>canes won
>hockey

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i actually like to see the growth and development of hockey as a whole and only shitpost here for lulz

Who the fuck are you

Thanks for that blogpost faggot

lmao I could do that at 4 years old

I'm the cook

92402223
no one asked

I could skate backwards at 2, get on my level

are you that retard who fell for the pyramid scheme?

Shut up spic

REMINDER THAT THE BLUES ARE THE ONLY GOOD GUYS LEFT IN THE PLAYOFFS AND THEY WILL WIN THE STAN LEE CUP

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BASED

I skated out of my moms box and into your moms box.

>mfw Canes/Stars SCF

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Frogposters are never good guys

>blues
>win
Nice bait

excuse me, sweety

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This but the Sharks

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Excuse me sweatie

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t. sellette with no social skills

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hahahahaha it is you, I thought you offed yourself after we laughed you off /hoc/ for falling for a pyramid scheme

bloos are the only badguys left

Fuck i missed the opportunity to repost this during the first round. Hopefully someone did.

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I've been posting user for a while
If falling for means making money then meh

Since I was young I knew I wanted to sing and tell stories

*gets swept by the canes*

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>caring about the purity of reddit collages
big oof

If you had a real job you'd make money and wouldn't be falling a pyramid scheme. Imagine paying money to have a job.

>big oof
r*ddit

I feel they’re gonna bounce back, but given this series play it isn’t happening. I’m still happy where this team is heading, but I dislike how they played those two games

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Is Trotz a fraud afterall? Or is this just the limit of the current roster?

Binnington is from my hometown, I'm a 34 year old boomer but I know a bunch of kids who claim they know him.

smell braps of his whale

What went wrong?

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This but add the bruins

Roster you idiot. Isles are over acheiving hard.

What's the worst posting trope?

For me it's "the team scored while I was doing x so now I have to continue doing x haha "

They gave up 4 PPGs in 4 minutes

>the return of knife user
kek i remember your video of you selling knives at costco, keep hustling nigga

Blackhawk fans masturbating between periods.

getting to the second round is still better than what the leafs did

Can’t wait for the avs to sweep the shorks in 5

Whoa you're pretty old. Did you use a wood stick growing up? Did you use a chalkboard in school? What hour do you mow your lawn?

>the team scored when I was sucking cock, now I have to keep sucking cock

>rags fan not licking bench
>6 figure user jumping off boat

Literally any team could’ve swept the pongs mate

Fuck Barclays Center and the fans around me. The amount of fights, shit being thrown, and overall asshole vibe today was not okay. Hell, one islanders fan threw his food all over Pesce’s family after the canes first goal. It was embarrassing. I know a couple of idiots don’t represent the group, but we need to be better.

Also Barclays center not showing any replays and pulling out the tunnel with 2 minutes left, completely blocking the view of the net, shows how disconnected they are.

Yes yes and I said I'm 34 not 64. Implying I own a lawn.

Bullshit

more than half the teams in their division made playoffs you rart

Hope this one is real

just took a nasty toronto. had to flush twice and it left some tavares-marks in the bowl.

Reddit expressions that make you cringe hard
>we need to be better.

Because the Atlantic is incompetent.

for me, its the AAAAAAVALANCHE

34 64..what's the difference?

sounds like the islanders sure could use him right about now lol go leafs

About $90,000 of debt

Lads I’m gonna shave

Nah. Lehner/Greiss are the only reason the isles made the postseason at all and now they’re getting exposed by the Carolina “pucks to the net” hurricanes

I took a MASSIVE toronto in a public restroom the other day. The water kept going up until it overflowed. Barely had time to get my pants over my ass before I got caught in the flood.

your butt or ?

that's gay as fuck and not correct in the slightest

Based

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Why the fuck would you flush before you are zipped up?

30

yikes

My facial hair.

It's based on driving distance to the stadium

Boston is going to win the cup

Hope your team isn't still in the race, lad

Your legs or ?

Based geographically challenged canuck

They’re in the race. I’m challenging this shit

No sweaty you’re thinking of the Dallas stars

Based St. Louis pick. I really liked their game going into round 1

>rags
>laffs

They dont have the depth they will get stomped by the west. Blues or shorks.

Hope your team isn't also >my team

No idea. It was legit scary though

>paying for a job
Lmao imagine not being able to sell because you can't perform basic social functions. Then bitching and projecting on a Taiwanese lacrosse thread.
Sales are for everyone m8.

Based leafbro. Tfw just made another 50$ for 10 min of work.

Bloos or Shorks winning would be pretty funny.

na

na

They’ll get stomped by the east long before they ever get stomped by the west

game 2 isnt a must win guys

>based
Y'all need top using words you don't understand.

>Na
You right. sales aren't* for everyone

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based

>series doesn't start until a team loses a game at home

So if it goes 7 games and the home team wins each game it wasn't a series ?

Ya

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Ya

Mike Ricci still looking as hot as ever

ya
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What's my name?

>bombston winning a cup\
kek, their only purpose was dispatching of the >laffs

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>Na
>na
>na
>what's my name
>what's my name

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

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NORTH CAROLINA C'MON N RAISE THE CUP THIS ONE'S FOR YOU

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Who else is excited to see an Avs vs Teds SCF?

uhhh yeah, i'm thinking we're gonna be fine and we're winning the cup. thanks for concern though /hoc/
>laffs

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I'm screwed

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Shut the fuck up Mike

Why do the Islanders have two home arenas?

Not gonna happen desu

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Stars vs teds*

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so they can use honky

Smoking a joint

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Classy

Does any one here actually understand the phrase paper tiger?

Yes I am familiar with Tampa Bay Lightning.

jesusfuck just put me to sleep already
is there even a fucking crowd in san jose?

I was more referring to the san Jose sharks

>has vacuum, we know cuz box
>doesn't use it

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BASED
nhl.com/sharks/video/anti-bullying-assembly/t-277437430/c-66061903

Where do you see a box?

What a fantastic and wholesome post.

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Can you pass it here?

Knife duck is cool. He sells knives and dabs on incels.

What happens in North Carolina

lots of sexy time with your hot cousin

SHARKS PROTECT YOU FROM BULLIES
#HOCKEYISFOREVERYONE

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How do you have such an absolute beast of a first round and then a second round that literally no one cares about?

you're casual
2nd round games have been good, especially cbj-bos

>medical research
>a bunch of colleges
>I think some computer / telecoms / maybe robotics research recently
>AHL-tier banking (if Wall Street is NHL-tier)
>hog farming
>other, less-interesting farming
>movies getting filmed up in the mountains
>just people living comfy (not a code word), wholesome lives

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cbj/bos has been the only watchable series

>I don't care about it
>so no one cares about it
Classic retard mistake.

t. hasnt watched a second of islanders-canes

2nd round is great

Ow wow
I got home 9 hours later and /hoc/ is a mess

Get the Isles back at the Coliseum

i watched both games, both predictable losses by the isleshits

First game had some of the finest goaltending on display. Shame mrazek is kill.

Well it's good to see the Canes won. Not that this series matters, but seeing the bad guys lose counts,

Will /hoc/ collectively kill themselves when the inevitable Sharks/Canes Stan Lee finals?

Only if the canes dont win

no I will be happy to see the canes win another cup

Because all the important teams have already been knocked out.

Unironically this.
Even though it would probably help them against >us, it doesn't feel fair to them that >we're playing them in Barclays.

cuck post

based non-argument-making retard

>I want to see the same 3 teams win every year
Literally kill yourself and take out your family too

based bootlicker post
maybe she will see this post and finally hold your hand

t. S E E T H I N G that >his entitled team got knocked out

If y’all are gonna suck tripfag cock just head over to reddit. Everyone there is a tripfag

>92403827
>p-please gib (you)s

>92403796

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have they said anything on his condition? All I've seen is that TVR is almost assuredly done for the postseason

finlan fucking GAY

Excuse me, friend. Finland is fucking BASED.

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Post your order, best to worse:

1. Episode V
2. Episode VI
3. Episode IV
4. Episode III
5. Episode I
6. Episode VII
7. Episode VIII
8. Episode II

Ofc not

there are 73 got episodes m8

>ruins

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>the reddit guy

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V
IV
VI
III
I
II
rest isn't cannon

KINO TIER
>IV
>V
>III

OKAY TIER
>VI
>R1
>I

IRREDEEMABLE SHIT TIER
>II
>VIII
>Solo

FINLAND TIER
>VII

1. Episode IV
2. Episode V
3. Episode III
4. Episode VI
5. Episode II
6. Episode I
7. Christmas special
7. Episode VII
8. Episode VIII

I > IV > V > III > II > VI

>DAE hate the new Star Wars? I just hate how there are women in my hobby!

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>rest isn't cannon
based and correctpilled

IV (prefer the simpler more compact nature of it, before it ballooned into a moneyprinting franchise)
V (really good)
I (funny bad)
VI (meh)
III (bad)
II (irredeemable dogshit)
don't watch mouse trash

Also Battlefront II on PS2 was fun as fuck, just throwing that out there

absolutely based and bluepilled

>forgetting all the women in original starwars
sexist much?

>Two being the worst
It had Jango Fett, Yoda fighting with a lightsaber. And the story was connected to I and III which is better than VII and VIII where the story was thrown away

Is this /starwarsgeneral/ now?

Woman jedi would have been fine if they had put any effort into her character instead of lol she can force because woman.

BF2 was incredible. Such a great game.

However, Episode III is much better than Episode I, so I believe you have made a mistake.

>yfw the Carolina Hurricanes now have as many playoff wins as all four division leaders combined

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The opening 20 mins on coruscant as well as The Kamino scenes are unironically kino, but the rest is absolute shit and has aged like a wh*te woman.

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Yes

It's a fact that all real hockey fans adore star wars.

It's "better" but it isn't better. III is a 5/10 while I is a 3/10 that becomes a 7/10 on enjoyment just from how stupid it is

And II is still horrible even if you're only in it to laugh at it.

>le 3 is good meme
mark of the zoomer

it came out in 2005

This is boring hockey, no wonder they play the late game weekdays

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canes beat islanders in 48 seconds

>almost 3rd period during playoff hockey
>barely halfway through one gamethread
/cric/ has won

>shorks

>the winning team got all its goals in less than a minute and suffered 3 injuries along the way
>nevermind the two no-goals for NYI

what a weird game

/hoc/

I've just shared my music on the Soundcloud thread on Yea Forums, rated someone else's music, and then got btfo.

I know this is Yea Forums, but man... why are people so mean?

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nobody cares about those shit teams, canes / isles went to 4 threads

because you’re a faggot

>says thank you
>wishes you the best
>lets you down softly
if your skin is that thin, you should probably migrate to reddit

relevant east coast teams > west coast “hockey” teams

hard as diamonds right now

Hm. I thought you guys would have my back.

Reddit it is. Farewell /hoc/

>Yea Forums
the worst board on Yea Forums if I'm being honest

shannon makes such boomer fucking videos sometimes
"here's a story about some dude in the 70's nobody would give a shit about today"

INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY
PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

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soul

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whats the problem, kiddo?

OG Star Wars Battlefront II > V > III > The Clone Wars TV show > IV > >Rogue One > VI > I > Solo > Shadows of the Empire > VII > VIII > II

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soulless

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Post it here bro. I'll be honest.

wanted to watch avengers but my faggot brother wanted to watch hockey instead

soul

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soul

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this nigga was so OP in blue/red

soulless

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suc suc

youtube.com/watch?v=Xx52--WmLQs

This scene is better than all of episode VII and VIII combined

next thread better be a shannon edition

VIII has to be worst just for the hyperdrive suicide bomber thing

avs are a gay team

I didn't say shit about nu wars

but yea palpatine is the best thing about the prequels

VIII was offensively bad, I don't know how anyone can put them on a tier above the prequels

Brah I'm 37, everything after Star Wars 3 sucked.

whats the internet like at your nursing home grampa?

What were the first pucks made out of?

based

that gamethread has fewer ips than /hoc/
what an irrelevant series

should be knights/avs

based

keeping coping, vegass

would you?

Latvia bread minus one ingredient

MAKE A NEW THREAD FAGGOTS

>new

based

I'm thinking this is based and every Canadian shitter can suck my fat sunbelt hog