ROCKETS vs WARRIORS: MVP EDITION

Fear the beard!

LAMBORGHINI MERCY

The Rockets are /ourguys/

Cockshits in 5

michelle beadle is mommy

I can't believe so many Americans unironically trust alexa

Feels gross but let's go Cockshits. Hope you all get swept by the Blazers next round though

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Rockets are our only hope to stop a 3 peat.

"Alexa, is the world round"
"Yes"

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Bad Guys vs. Bad Guys but the Cockshits are less bad, let's go Fartden

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Where are you watching the game and why aren't you as comfy as me?

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>Fartden
nice

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Which one do you guys think gives the best head, Yea Forums?

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middle probably gives best head desu

That looks incredibly uncomfy user, I'm getting stressed out just looking at this clusterfuck

DOOR STOP
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based and kyriepilled
I'd just like to remind you all that he's coming to NY next year, together with KD

In my room

based

>middle one showing off all that cleavage appears to have nice big tits too

Yea, its def middle.

32nd for best broship!

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Marry, Fuck, Kill

shes also the uglkiuet

Middle. Those cheeks are a nice rope runway too

bryan mcknight just shat out your national anthem

Reminder that Steve Kerr has more total NBA Championships than Robert Horry.

Bucks just had a rough start but the Buckets broship will upset the meme teams to make the finals the best in years

fuck off Burma

>get carried by other people who are better at basketball than you
yeah what an achievement

Alright Yea Forums, we all know GSW is the lesser of two evils compared to James "Memechucker" Harden. You know who to cheer for

>american ads

Nice. why middle?

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You just described both of them

>Posted start time of 3:30 eastern
>Almost 3:40 and it hasn't started
EVERY FUCKING TIME, START THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME WHEN YOU SAY IT'S GOING TO START YOU FUCKS

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"no"

rockets in 5 boonk gang whole lotta gang shit

Any stream?

she's got the yams

she's the least attractive of the three but that jsut means she'd go all-out when it comes to sex. rest would probably suck ass in bed desu
i'd definitely fuck em all but middle would probably be dynamite in the sack

lol, gsw is the devil. They must be defeated by ANY means necessary. Even refball gets a pass.

lots of them

my rockets are going to drop 200 on these fools

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i dont think gsw will drop a game this series

Is there a point to have a gf honestly ?

>Dursnake
>Drayboon
>Stephanie "King Chuck" Curry
>lesser evil
Go Rockets

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r nbastreams

LETS GO COCKSHITS

>Leave Curry to me

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gib

imagine living in oakland

GSW took 6 games to beat the Clippies. Rockets are sweeping them in 5

reddit com/r/nbastreams

>Curry and Klay injured
fucking excuses.

no joke, reddit is best source /r/nbastreams
i like rippledotis

GS fan here. why the fuck are we not playing Boogie?

HARDEN FOR 3..... BANGGG

YOU NIGGAS KNOW DIS IZ THE ACTUAL FINALS RIGHT?

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why are these games so early. I have work today.

hes scared of capela

Manimal finna eat them up

based mike breen

ERNIE THAT WAS BBQ CHICKEN!

reminds me of this fagggot totto wolff in formula one
always cries that his cars are shit and they're expecting to get demolished but they win every race for 5 years now

have you tried not being a broke nigga?

>draybongo hitting fadeaways
it's ogre

>warriors starting small ball
Capela feasts

most people don't work on sunday so they figure most people will tune in to watch these games

curry being a bitch

refball

harden posting up on curry

im a bdubs brehs... what flavor wings and beer should i get?

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mild and coors lite

the NBA doesn't want Golden State in the finals and this is the best time to refball them

Houston in 7

>Durant knocking the ball from Curry's hands

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>curry already flopping 1 minute in

what a fucking embarrassment I thought techs were going to be handed out for that meme shit

you guys nailed it. she's a BIG time slut. Good eye anons. didn't realize she looked THAT much like a slut.

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does anyone really want the warriors to win?

GSJW retarded motion offense creates turnovers and wastes shot clock. The scheme gets bailed out by having three generational meme chuckers.

Like it or love it, streetball nigger isolation spaced with shooters is kino offensive basketball

>refball this early

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and 1

how do you know this user

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What a waste of repeating digits

Middle.one looks like npc from elder scrolls , she is grotesque

why do the Rockets suck so much?

God Harden is such a whiny bitch.

I respect the attempted flop from Harden but he should know by know that Warriors refball takes priority over Rockets refball

No. They are both bad guys but I'd take Houston any day.

well now we know

Out of these two teams which one is a worse match up against the nuggies?

At least we have Based Van Gundy calling this one

DAMN IT ROCKEKS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO OUT MEMECHUCK THEM

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Go Warriors!

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>rockets start by missing 300 threes
oh fuck

need to be more accurate harden

fuck harden

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Playoff Harden already activated

WARRIORS ARE USING JAZZ DOGGYSTYLE DEFENSE

KERR CONFIRMED JEENYUZ

Greek Fraud is really nothing to Harden

she has a great "reputation" in my town.

what position would you guys want to fuck her?

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go away fany

man, not many matchups where I want both teams to lose

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Thoughts, lads?

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That's going on the James Harden Elite Defense Highlight Reel.

This. Ideally they go 7 games and kill each other so that whoever wins the Blazies-Nuggies series can coast to the finals.

>rockets 0-6 from three
They've now missed their last 33 3s against GS in the playoffs.

I don't have to imagine living in Oakland. It is pretty shit tb h. And all the liberals here love to talk about how great Oakland is while ignoring the rampant crime and homeless and drug nests. Beyond disgusting

>drayboon hitting fadeaways
>gsw refball>rockets refball
>harden cant find the rim

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lakeshow brehs

who we rootin for?

also would you pipe?

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I WANT TO FUCK PRINCESS JASMINE

convincing flop

>t.Iverson
he never won shit that way

will smith looks ridiculous as the genie it's embarrassing

>AMERICAN ADS

Root for the rockets. Harden is cancer but the Warriors must be dethroned

>nuggies are getting past Portland
haha okay

GO RACKETS

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youtube.com/watch?v=KMKavKEKX2Q

> Star of David
Into the oven it goes

missionary for the sole purpose of procreation, just like God intended.

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bruh klay slipped lmfao

they power the most successfully dominant capitalistic society in the history of the known world.

Based house going for the kill on those ankles

>activate it

flopden exposed
flopden exposed

flopden exposed

flopden exposed

flopden exposed

>harden with an injured wrist
fuck

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3 flops in 30 seconds. When did the NBA become premier league

ACTIVATE THE REFBALL

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Against any other team Harden would already make 8 free throws lol

refball in full swing and it's not even halfway through the first quarter

Drayboon getting buckets

D'antoni finna break a chair if this keeps up

Is Green (6'7) playing the center position? Modern NBA is shit

that no-call on harden hahahahaha

Trash league
Trash sport
Trash race

LMAO HARDEN

This game is already pure fucking cancer.

Both MVPs getting exposed today lmao

>draymond carrying the superteam

are the refs really helping the Warriors?

delet

>Harden already choking

LMFAOOOOO

>tfw when its already slipping

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Draymon flopping like a fish, this is painful to watch

>implying you wouldn't auschwitz dat pussy

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The fix is in

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he averaged something like 4 fta per game against the jizz

Rude

>hard foul

Really?

this game is cancer

Clear flop by Drayboon

harden is such a flopping faggot

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FUCK KD SO FUCKING MUCH!!! FUCKING TRAITOR !!!!

It’s like everyone forgot the historic refball from last year. The league WILL not allow GS to lose.

Incoming flagrant 2 for existing near green

See you in the finals Snakes (Golden State)

>wicked pictures

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Yikes the NBA is garbage. This flopping and ref shit is so fucking gay.

Is this really what the league has become?

nene is elite

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Holy shit the Cockshits literally still stuck in Game 7 mode

Why Rockets can't hear any 3s

why can warriors big not set proper fucking screens, bunch of fucking faggots

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>0/8
>Oh lets keep shooting

Fucking niggers man.

>historic refball
>27 misses

LMFAOOOO

im going to sleep
this shit is boring

>so much refball for Golden State
man these fags have the officials in their pocket

nene is a god

>This trash 3-point shooting

wtf am i watching

Maybe so, but the Jews didn't force rockets to miss 50 threes per game

Based Abella poster

BASED

this is terrible

35 THREES MISSED IN A ROW

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LIVE BY THE 3
DIE BY THE 3

Watching this game is like having to choose between getting my balls smashed with a hammer or getting my dick lingchi'd

This game is fucking abysmal, dear god.

>get fit
>still have a fupa
The absolute state of this lass

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Finally

The fuck is happening?

>HARDEN CHOKE
>HARDEN CHOKE
>HARDEN CHOKE
>HARDEN CHOKE

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How this is a faul lmao

>meme chucking galore
Basketball is fucking dead

>playoff basketball

wtf is this

Imagine if Russell Westbrook were throwing up all these fucking BRICKS that Harden is lol...
Poor dude can't catch a break!

harden? more like SOFTen

Wtf is this game

>The NBA isn't rigg-

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Repent fornicator

So far this is the worst game of any pro sport I've watched this year.

and the rockets somehow, magically take the lead

you reach, he'll teach

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>curry

HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE HARDEN LITERALLY CALLING HIS OWN FOULS, PLAYGROUND STYLE

Could Ron Artest please come out of,the stands and punch James Harden?

>This is the Western Conferences best teams

Yikes Celtics or Raptors are winning in 4.

this is worse than the nuggest spurs game last night

it was a good call

Only time I support Harden's flopping is this series

Nuggies are 3-0 againts portland and they lost Nurkic to match againdt Jokic

>Attempt three
>Clearly get slapped on the arm
>Fans seethe about refball
Sometimes I feel bad for Harden

Is this game just a really elaborate parody of basketball or something? This isn't serious, right?

watching this game is psychological torture

uhh, sweetie?

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The fuck is Rakuten?

Harden is fucking impossible to watch

The contrast between the Celts/Bucks game and this couldn't be more wide

Kek

>get a rebound
>pass it to best 3 points shooter
>have him run close to the line and shoot immediately
Woah basketball such complicated sport

>have little steph on you
>dont bully ball
>have slow big man on you
>dont run past him
le ft man

>foul
>brick from three
>turnover
>foul
>brick from three
>turnover
>brick from three

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Whos matching dame

Refs felt the need to bail harden out there. he had just served up two UGLY looking bricks

I feel bad for him, but he can’t keep bricking threes. It makes the fouls seem like a bailout. Get Capela feasting

I'd like to apologize to all the eastfags for making fun of the bucks vs celts first game of round 2

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The rapties won't beat the Celtics, keep dreaming

how can other players compete

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wtf poland solved basketball?

twitter.com/NateDuncanNBA/status/1122587853425270784
twitter.com/NateDuncanNBA/status/1122588262856478720

>golden state bandwagoners

my rockets playing ugly basketball to beat the warriors

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RAPTIEBROS ITS OUR TURN

They don't need to

only reason you feel is because of how often he does flop

What is the best way to cook a Ribeye, lads?

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Remember that these are the same 'people' who think that if you don't loudly proclaim your belief that there is NOTHING wrong with men fucking other men in the ass, or even men surgically inverting their dick and demanding to be called women, then you are a 'bigot' and on the 'wrong side of history'
NUKE CALIFORNIA

>3:30 timeouts

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dude just shoot 3s lmao

capela gets switched on klay every other play, the fact that he doesnt have a go to move to beat a tiny manlet guard is pathetic.

keep posting thots

Same with okc but look what happen, spic

You may not like it, but this is what peak NBA finals performance looks like

Sixers had no shooters, it was Iverson and four folding chairs

I can't tell but it seems like it's for black people

based pol tard

>buy tickets that probably equal my months salary
>dont even show up for game

EZ choice. Just lingchi my dick right up f.a.m.

where did this come from

So the NBA looks like THAT now?

>Eastern Conference
>Celtics vs Bucks
Fun game with one team clearly out-coaching the other
>Sixers vs Raptors
Fun game where two players are scoring from damn near anywhere and forcing the other team into awkward adjustments

>Westshit Conference
>Spurs vs Nuggets
Boring ass game that people just wanted to end. Players missing wide open lay ups in a dead arena.
>Warriors vs Rockets
Turnovers, and the only plays are "Umm.. Pass to three point and miss" on both sides

ECF is the real finals this year.

Portland had the Westbrook curse to give them the advantage

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Why isn't anybody trying to hurt Golden State players like Draymond does? Did Silver said to all the other teams they would face criminal charges if they do what Draymond does regularly?

Just saw my nigguh Iman Shump on the court, I'm rooting for his team now.

Will the memechuckers become the memechuckees? Stay tuned to find out...

*Brick 3s*

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>Rockets 1-13 from three

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THAT'S HOW YOU SHOOT A THREE

Is this the worst game in NBA history?

>0/13 from 3
>1st quarter not over yet
lol

More like "I'm a Chump"

Everyone seething at my hometown Warriors ITT

and that's a good thing!

curry's feeling good boys. and houstno is bricking 3s. it's over...

I'd unironically want to smell the bench harden sits on after he's done with a lengthy and sweaty half i bet it'd smell godly with some scent of farts he sometimes let out, this would get me very horny and I'd take my member out and start rubbing it all over my chair with precum already oozing out of my penis i'd shoot a load very quickly. I'm actually sniffing my chair right now imagining that it's harden's bench, shame that my chair is not a one like he has, i should probably buy one but it'd be weird if i cum on it every day then sit on it won't it?

>illegal screen on Kevon Looney
>illegal screen on Draymond Green
>illegal screen on McKinnie
>no calls
thank you refs, very cool

clean it up

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harden from threeeeeee

Post more sluts

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What did Houston shoot from the 3 this quarter?

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>pumpfake 3 times
>try to shoot three over bigger defender

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It's over already. I can actually go to bed

faggot

Doesn't matter. GS will win anyway

Fuck the Rockets. I hope the city of Houston experiences another flood and wipes out that shithole

and then draymond did the same thing in response on their last play

>getting balled on by Kevin Looney
Rockets never really stood a chance, dud they?

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Only if you get dubs

This. Please nuke the Bay area. It's over. It was always over. Do it before the raiders leave for maximum nuke value

I live in San Francisco and i don't know where the fuck you're getting your information. Goddamn flyovers don't know shit about California.

>taking a deep 3 with a guy on you
jesus, the memechuck meme is real.

i'm talking about those faggots setting illegal screens

name?

houston had a flood?

for me, it's watching the thread but not the game

OH NO NO NO

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1/14

See you in the Finals, Houston

Rockets will regress to the mean on 3. Seems like the Rockets strategy is to lean more on their 3/4/5th options rather than Harden - my guess is they believe their offensive depth is better than GSW’s defensive depth?

RIP the Meat from r/BundleOfBrittany

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they're having PTSD flashbacks

youtube.com/watch?v=7OqYsDRptFA

this game is cancer incarnate

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Harvey

1/14
7.1%

Go back to Yea Forums Faggot

lads... why is there so many jump shots? what happened to high probability shots? You know inside the paint?

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>advanced stats
>1-14

>7-1

every year

Reminder the Rockets are the #4 seed because James Harden missed a free throw against CHOKC

Durant has such a perfectly smooth shooting motion, you gotta respect that.

their strategy is "huck the ball from deep whenever you get the chance" or sometimes "let harden drive and flop"

Wtf is wrong with rockets. Curry/KD not even trying and hitting everything.

Dantoni sounds like Boomhauer

boring chuckfest
i miss the clippies

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thanks shump

woah the refball is at 100%

Valeria Orsini was my /waifu/ in like 2011

the rockets have literally learned nothing from last year

Watch EC Semi's if you want to watch actual basketball.

>Absolute state of this game

Thanks to analytics and that stuff the three point shot is now one of the best shots in the league. Anything within the arc that isn't right under the rim is considered bad.

he's from west virginia

Jesus christ, this game.

YAAAAAAAAAA CHUCK 3 PTERS SO EXCITING

>cp3 drives
>kicks out for open three
>score
>gordon stands around
>chucks 30ft brick
lol why is gordon handling the ball?

IS THESE NIGGAS FUCKIN BRICKING SHIT WHHAT THE FUCK NIGGGAAAAAAA

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It's funny that Durant is probably the best pure scorer in the history of the game and everyone hates him because he's just a prick

She looks like an horse

Whoever wins, Westbrick loses :)

reminder that even as the Rockets are playing like total shit, they're only down 6
which says a LOT about the "greatest team of all time"

trading lou williams and patbev was the best thing we did last season, imagine wasting them on harden support

Predict the Rockets' 3 point line to end the game.
10-64

They're playing that way right now. Eric Gordon is super inconsistent but they're actually keeping it close so far. Golden State doesn't have the depth it used to have.

He’s a great shooter getting good looks having a bad game. Bit like Klay

he's not a prick, he's just a little bitch

Someone tell the rockets this isn't the all-star game please

This game is deconstruction of basketball.

>spending this much time battling your inferiority complex

haha

The Warriors actually had one of the highest % of midrange shots this year IIRC.

it all depends on scheme and location, it's true that you basically need to take advantage of the 3, but the Rockets strategy where you do literally nothing but spam 3-pointers and shots at the rim is by no means the only way to play effective offensive basketball

14-42

wow people judge whether they like people on what type of person they are rather than how good they can throw a ball who knew

We're only in the start of the second quarter how many bricks will houston manage to serve up

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Whoever loses, Westbrick wins

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Nobody has said that about this Warriors team. Everyone knows that they've done nothing but coast.

Rockets are the one that got all this bullshit hype, despite doing nothing but memechuck their way to 4th.

More like destruction of basketball.

last nights Spurs Nugs was worse than this

>17 turnovers
Yikes fuck these teams

michael daniel and anthony should be excecuted for this ludicrous display

Rocket's ideology: If we keep chucking, sooner or later it will go in

Like it's funny, everyone just goes "Oh, Klay Thompson, 3 point shooter" and ignores how much work he does in the midrange

What is it with basketball geniuses coming from West Virginia

>>Celtics vs Bucks
>Fun game
Did we even watch the same game? This game is complete shit in comparison but what the fuck are you smoking?

CP for 3!

I feel ashamed that I exist on the same planet as this game.

Sky sports streaming the game for free

youtube.com/watch?v=Q011PGdSXGE

>2019 not watching nhl playoffs

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These are genuinely the 2 most boring and unfun teams to ever watch play basketball

>choke and lose in spectacular fashion by memechucking last year
>maybe it'll work this year

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Blame the fucking statistics. Stupid analytics made it so shooting random 3s is better

What’s the highest turnover count in a single game?

harden can't even make a layup

Rockets are playing better. Shots just need to start falling

he's taking horrible shots, stands in place and throws the ball up with zero ball movement.

how does that not go in

are there magnets in the basketball?

KLAY WASNT GONNA KEEP MISSING LETS GO

Retired boomer players literally rolling in their graves watching this game

>camera pans to crowd
>bunch of NPCs, roasties, etc.
Every time

This, I'm definitely ditching this shit game.

We'll find out in a hour

The Warriors also have very little depth at this point, with the Boogie injury and their inability to find useful veterans who can come in and contribute

stop post this shit man im trying to not watch porn here mkay?

No? He’s been wide open, they just aren’t falling. He usually makes those shots.

I can't wait until the entire inside of the arc is the paint and you can get a 3 sec violation at mid range.

>AMERICAN ADS

>these are meant to be the best teams in the west
>one of them is the best team of all time
time to watch some curling bros

Your grandma fucked a nigger from Alabama for a chocolate bar. Shut the fuck up

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Warriors are playing just as bad

Why is this game so garbage? I can't respect CP3 after being a part in this mess

Shooting random 3s was always better people just ignored it

>hypemen on the floor are a couple of nerdy white women on scooters (one has a beard) and a midget

There really is a big difference between the way the Rockets and Warriors play offensively even though they both rely on 3's. The Rockets really only work because of Harden taking shots that would be bad for everyone else while the Warriors work because of their passing.

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Better than this shit game

I'm watching it with Canadian ads

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1. San Francisco Warriors: 45 Turnovers vs. Boston Celtics (March 1971)

Kek the warriors did it

>Houston- 30% FG, 15.8% 3P
>only down by 6
Warriors are terrible

>just as bad
no, they're playing bad but not just as bad

Whatever you say you'll always basically be somewhat a brony

Gross, put the beard back

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Why are all you fuckers watching basketball if you hate basketball

Its California, they are like a completely different country.

What's it with euro niggas and feeling the need to put this gay ass golden patch in their hair. Fucking embarassing

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NENE

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why are tshirt gatling guns a thing

Nene is great for being a billion years old

Hahaha, time to prove this team is rewriting the record books.

45 though, Jesus..

HARD3N

better*

How do you stop Nene

I hate basketball because the Warriors and Rockets killed it

have some self control lad

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>Nene
>Dray
the real mvps

ALL THE CHICKENHEADS
BE QUIET
ALL THE CHICKENHEADS
BE QUIET

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based postmoves boomer nene showing up lobbabby zoomer capela

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him and pj tucker deserve better than this

she's hot the fuck are you talking about.

it's just 2 guys, you can't call that a pattern

Too slow on defense

Nene is an absolute unit bros he would have exposed Giannis easily

>Nene plays for the rockets
>Nenecchi-user is an Astros fan

3 after 3 after 3

nene was good since carmelo was a nugget jesus christ

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This game is awful

I grew up in Vallejo, puto.
Then we moved down to Escondido later on and I went to a high school in Temecula.
I'm not even White, either. Now I live in Tennessee and can enjoy the great hiking of the Smokies without all this faggot SJW garbage.
Also, these new Warriors fans are garbage. They probably don't even know who Baron Davis is.

eww, looks like my sister

the rockets had montrez harrell. their gm is legit bad on par with okc gm

Why doesn't Harden just get fouled?

Whatever floats your boat, just keep it there before we wall you off.

Nene played against Jordan

>17 turnovers and it isn't even halftime yet
what the fuck am I watching

The Warriors have taken 7 3pointers out of 34 FGAs

The Rockets have taken 22 3pointers out of 34 FGAs

le epic beard man needs to make more 3s

>curry is bad on defensive end
when are people gonna stop saying this

Hope whoever wins plays like this against the nuggest

>Harden
pay attention to the clock

i love basketball, i just hate flopping whining bitches and this series will be FULL of it.

they had to make salary space for melo

>Green tech
BASED REF TAKING NO SHIT FROM DRAYBOON

BASED REF T'ING UP DRAYMOND NIG

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>CHIMPOUT

very american concept actually

>hey, let's give tshirts to the crowd
>OK, but how about doing it with a GATLING GUN???!!!!
>FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Klay trying to end Harden's career

Can you set a legal screen user?

> technical foul on Draymond
Like clockwork

TRAILBLAZERS TO WIN WESTERN FINALS IN 4

HOLY FUCK ALL THIS NIGGA DOES IS TAKE STEPBACK 3S

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>draymond finally gets a tech

OOGA BOOGA WHY WHITE MAN FOUL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE

>these are your mvps

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too bad they missed the flagrant 1 on thompson

>steve kerr looking confused
he rolls over when draymond makes a dumb play

>Klay gently bumps into Harden after he shoots
>abc announcer says that's a flagrant

tech on draymond baka

he is though 95% of the time.
The next time he fights through a screen to make a play will be the first time he fights through a screen to make a play

They aren't getting past the second round

>it's a warriors barking at the refs episode

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Drayboon just can’t ever shut up huh

>3rd chimpout in the playoffs

Why would KD leave this team in the free agency, he can be the goat with 7 rings or something,

why can't this stupid donkey motherfucker ever shut the fuck up??

>imagine being so retarded that you complain about officiating even when they've been in the tank for you the whole game so far

>takes 7 fucking techs to get suspended

What's even the point

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HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH SUCK IT DONKEY

Drayboon back in this bitch hoe

All part of the plan

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What a fucking chimp

REF BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

I HATE BOTH OF THESE FUCKING TEAMS

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didnt it get changed after drayboon got suspended in 2016

Dray can’t even wait until the second half of G1 to start chimping.

if your going to miss shots can you at least make your free throws gordon?

Draymond is on pace to get suspended during the finals

>Harden unironically getting fouled
>NOW refs won't call anything

>>abc announcer says that's a flagrant
lol no they didnt, they said it was a shootting foul, which it clearly was

holy shit its a goblino spic

Because he doesn't want to play with Drayboons stupid ass

How that not a foul on Klay?

based refs not fall for Flopden's shit

Can someone explain what an actual shooting foul is anymore? It's called with 0 consistency.

Klay getting away with absolute murder here by landing underneath Harden on the 3. It's pretty blatant.

> Harden flops for the 10th time this game
Muh...much fouls

Lmao Harden getting murdered. He deserves it.

Klay's dirty ass gonna get what's coming to him

You can get more than 1 tech in a game cassi

These are fucking FOULS on Harden, every single one of them!!!
What the fucking hell...
These fucking refs man... how much did GS pay them off?

He has low-self and he knows that the fans and everyone else is always going to say it's Curry's team before his.

Nobody cares about his rings since this team is stacked. The only thing Durant doesn't have is respect and he can only get it by carrying a shit team like LeBron did.

Wonder how many more clear fouls won't be called against people guarding Harden

>Klay trying to kill harden

never change gsw, never change

>Klay literally keeps fouling him

pottery

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>you could even make the argument it's a flagrant
they clearly said it retard

Mark Jackson said it should've been a flagrant 1

The houston Refkets are keeping the game tight

>flop all season
>wonder why refs won't call fouls
Let me tell you a story about a boy who cried wolf....

and when it happens people will cry refhoop
Still kek at people bringing that up in the cavs win over them, as if he shouldn't have been suspended 5 times over by then since he was kicking dicks in every game

Seriously, getting in the shooters landing space is dangerous as fuck

new to nba here, does this Curry fellow always act so faggy after making a hoop? is this normal nba behavior?

Depends on the ref's mood at the time.

Refs fucking up calls on everybody lol

That's what, the third time Thompson violated the Zaza rule without being called for it?

they aren't fouls, harden is flopping. this is what happens every year once harden stops getting all those soft calls

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If he were smart, he'd get a bunch of techs next round to get to 7.

>harden keeps getting fouled
>refs don't make calls

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Draymond wasn't suspended that time for techs, they retroactively gave him a flagrant 2 after the game which was bullshit

This isn’t pussy soccer buddy

Depends on who the shooter is

If it's Harden for example then you cant breathe on him while he is in the act of shooting but if it's DeRozan or someone else that the league doesn't care about then you can hack them all you want

it's a flagrant by the letter of the law ever since the Kawhi thing

Oh so it's okay for YOU to be 'racist' but it's wrong for ME to be 'homophobic'?
desu we all called each other spics, niggers, slants, etc. in high school and it don't bother me one bit lol.
Too many triggered bitchazz haters in Cali tho.

It should have been clippies vs the jazz

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why are children allowed to dance in sexually suggestive ways

this. refs are sick of this floppy fucking faggot

THE BOY WHO CALLED FOUL

why are rockets even trying? it's so obvious gsw will crush these faggots, keep deluding yourself just like you did with the clippers
:^)

SOME ONE MAKE A NEW THREAD SOON

Playoffs bitch. Get good and stop chucking in hopes for a foul . Maybe if he didn't cry wolf all the fucking time, he'd actually get the calls when they happen.

He acts faggy in general.

>imagine existing in current year and arguing anything pro GSW memechuckss

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And if any team should be aware of that, it's GSW

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TECH UP FLOPPERS!!

seriously though it wouldn't be hard to clean up flopping if they started teching the homos

curry is the embodiment of a zoomer. mopes and pouts when he's losing start dancing with seizure like precision when he's winning

>Bosnia

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based Klay Zaza Tohompson

curry is reddit

Wolf you say?

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>does this curry fellow
lmfao, rocketfag SEETHING hard

Is Silver trollling Harden or something.
All year Harden gets bs calls...now he cant take actual calls.

...

my bad then, Mark is an idiotsame as last year, some floppers never learn

> Klay? Go for the ankle

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imagine referencing /pol/ memes in 2019

You have to let the player land

in essence, that's what dancing is anyway. from birds-humans

LOL HARDEN MEMES ARE GETTING STOPPED IN THEIR TRACKS

pure obvious manipulation from the league to make it easier for the cavs to come back
but then again, it's not like they can complain after they benefited fully from the same kind of bullshit against OKC in the precedent round by not suspending him and preserving the Warriors' chance for a comeback too

>blatant kick ball
refs rigged this game

What playoff team is liru rooting for?

POINT GOD

CP3

THEY DID

I cant even imagine cheering for this Green fellow, he seems like a real jerk

>tfw Boston vs. Houston finals

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The NBA is a shit-tier league. All the games are rigged.
Kek, finish in prone bone for best chance of a boy.

GSW should be thankful they're still in it as they've played terribly. They have been saved by the Rockets not being able hit a barn door.

>implying that's not the best possible realistic matchup

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How can anyone like the warriors seriously. They cry about every call and then play dirty and still act all smug and act like they were always underdogs. Are there any Warrior fans that arent 12 or san fran faggots?

harden actually MADE one of those too lol
>califaggots confirmed for not knowing the rules
even the announcers (mark jackson was a former warriors coach) have agreed that these are obvious fouls
this

I don't mind the Celtics that much, but Houston is the most boring team. Their offense is incredibly one dimensional, and Harden is awful to watch.

Are you upset that the bandwagon you jumped on 4 years ago is starting to struggle?
I know it sucked last time when the Heat lost their talent and you had to switch, but it's okay, just look for the next team that buys their way to the top.

>it's a flagrant by the letter of the law ever since the Kawhi thing
You forget, it happened AGAINST the Warriors. They cheat, the officials help them. The NBA is rigged.

>and Harden is awful to watch.
speak for yourself buddy

Trailblazers deserve the finals spot. The nuggies are also more deserving. Also, as a Lakers fan:

Ahem. Fuck Boston and fuck Jannies.

>53-53
rip warriors

I had a chance to play against Kyrie a couple of times so I gotta support him but houston gang gang all day

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>deserve

No lie bro I just spent hangover Sunday today watching Jordan/90's NBA highlights.. Malone and Stockton DESERVED a ring but never got one. Press F for the homies

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Yea I feel so bad for them and there millions of dollars poor bastards. Malone rode a 13 year old only thing he deserves is aids

Nobody deserves a ring lmao. You WIN a ring. You don't deserve one.

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>'11 Mavs//Heat Finals
>LBJ/WADE/BOSH
>DIRK/?/??/Jason Terry
>>DESERVED
>GSW
>be snake
>make hisssssssssssss-tory by joining the best reg season team of all time after they smacked my leathery skin
>>WON ring

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Blathering moron detected

Curry needs to stop chewing on his mouth guard like a subhuman

It’s an anxious tick and if it’s anything like my nail biting, he will never stop

Things are earned, not deserved. There is no such thing as deserved.

that's my point bro. the nomenclature you hear is misleading. That's what I'm trying to point out. Both KD and Dirk technically EARNED a ring. But only Dirk EARNED the ring in my eyes

Both win at same game in same league. They did the same thing. Just because you think one situation was less difficult than another doesnt mean it was less earned. Check your personal bias at the door, user

Really feeling like Houston is getting cheated here.

i will kms if rockets win

(the joke is that it wont happen lol)

Fucking silver reffing his boys wtf !!!!!

Rockets GOT FUCKED BY THIS ABSOLUTE CUTIE

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