/bundes/

Real BAD post by you, fucking idiot

Which club should I buy shares in for next season?

Based NURbros

Well /bundas/ Is being promiscuous immoral?

Karius thread very KC tier

Stop. It's not funny

leipzig, leverkusen, frankfurt

no

wtf
youtube.com/watch?v=2wv-shbmqPI

me irl

>leipzig
Red Bull is private
>leverkusen
Bayer is kill
>frankfurt
Not traded

They banned him for 2 matches

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Well bvb should actually win the ******* league then, but there's also only be about 1500 people in Dortmund too (Turks/muzzies are subhumans and don't count)

>if
cuck

actually some solid banter deßu

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last Pokal celebration sucked

kek is he irl shitposting with the "herzlichen glückwunsch FCB!!!" pasta?

Herrlich was a fucking retard. So glad he's gone

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>ynr his caveman press conference

>3. Liga
>Münster leads with 2 goals, 0:2 and then 1:3
>>We score the equalizer after 92 minutes
It feels so great :)

Also sucks to be Münster 2ßh

>herzlichen glückwunsch FCB!!!" pasta?
Poast it

>>>We
Now that's cringe

explain x meme stats pls

its a holy pasta that must not get overused lest it becomes stale. wait until buyern becomes meister.

why though? I thought a normal red is one game ban?

that kind of red? no way

this one was dunkelrot tho
rot = 1 game ban
dunkelrot = 2 game ban

that was hardly a red imo, a
justifiable red, but not a brutal/harsh one, Cant imagine a clear red that is less severely desu.

Wofl's red, yeah. But Reus? lots of neutral commentators said red was a very harsh decision.

>BVB forums predicting a 3 match ban because Bayern dropped points today
Kek

>dunkelrot

cause everyone hated tuchel

reus will get only a 2 games ban because he's the christ of german football

Ded

good night

>Schalke überlegte, Tedesco als Trainer zurückzuholen
What a club

Instead of asking this in every op you could have done some research yourself.

mfw it is true.

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>Kommt Wagner? Schalke-Trainersuche vor Ende – Bosse dachten an Tedesco-Rückkehr
what the fuck. just what the fuck.

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in Gelsenkirchen, every day is Erster April

/bundes/ is supporting the man mountain Stegen tomorrow? Or is with some few former /bundes/ players ( Shaqiri, Matip, Keita, Firmino )

yes yes hello, it's me again. Hope you all had a good time the past 2 months

>EffZeh firing Anfang
Chaosclub

>HIV loosing their shit
Kamedy Göld

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As Bayern fan I can safely say winning the league this year would raise zero emotions in me

I'm rooting for Kloppopool

> Borussia Mönchengladbachs scheidender Trainer Dieter Hecking gilt dem Bericht zufolge weiterhin als Top-Kandidat für die Nachfolge von Domenico Tedesco und Interimslösung Huub Stevens. Die Grundidee der Schalke-Bosse sei, dass der 54-Jährige einen Zweijahres-Vertrag erhalten könnte, um das Team zu stabilisieren und die Verantwortung anschließend an einen jüngeren Trainer abzugeben.
why the fuck would Hecking even bother in such a scenario? he's only 54 and has no reason to save schalke. that's the dumbest shit I've heard in a while.

I luv >Schalke lads

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kultig and redspilled

>please save us so we can replace you with a laptop zoomer once you've reached the CL, thanks bb xoxo

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>Schalke stabilisieren
That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one

>asking someone to save you and at the same time telling him that he's not good enough in the long run
just >schalke things

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One might get the impression that half of their management is sniffing glue.

>Auf Schalke habe sich die Überzeugung durchgesetzt, dass Tedesco auch aufgrund fehlender interner Rückendeckung gescheitert sei, was unter Sportvorstand Schneider, der jüngst auf Christian Heidel folgte, nicht der Fall wäre.

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jz 0nkaufen

heh

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>Eine Rückholaktion von Tedesco wird es (noch) nicht geben - nach kicker-Informationen hatte es diese Bestrebungen auf Schalke allerdings gegeben. Der erst im März entlassene 33-Jährige genießt im Verein ein hohes Ansehen, sein Vertrag gilt ohnehin noch bis 2022. Aber: Die Rückkehr würde zu früh erfolgen, weil das Team auch über diesen Sommer hinaus zu großen Teilen jenes sein wird, an dem Tedesco verzweifelte.
What even is this bizarro world

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It happened again, another well known name tries himself in Austrias lower leagues

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absolute goat

A club stuck in relegation fight needs to play a different football than a club aiming for an international spot. They want Huub to play Männerfussball and park the bus to the Klassenerhalt.

More like redditpilled #forcabarca

>German flag
>"Furza Barza!"

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I like MATS and I can't stand Slipperdrool

kevin prince is the best german striker

youtube.com/watch?v=68nqXU5gd0o

>Reus will be back just in time to score the league-winning goal against Gladbach
based

>tfw no qt hungarian gf to schlacht a schwein with you

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lots of "Stuttgarter" boys!

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>Eine achtköpfige Delegation von Borussia Dortmund befindet sich in dieser Woche in Israel. Grund ist die Grundsteinlegung für das "Haus der Sammlungen" an der Holocaust-Gedenkstätte Yad Vashem in Jerusalem. Dafür hat der Bundesligist eine Million Euro bereitgestellt

>the hartz money of Dortmunder assis is going straight to Mr.Silbermann

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>Während Reus immerhin am 34. Spieltag beim Auswärtsspiel in Mönchengladbach wieder mitwirken kann, ist die Saison für Marius Wolf vorzeitig beendet. Wolf, der genau wie Reus rüde gegen Serdar zu Werke gegangen war, wurde vom DFB-Sportgericht gar für drei Partien aus dem Verkehr gezogen.
You're right

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>HSWow...
>Das 0:2 bei Union Berlin, dazu in der Rückrunden-Tabelle nur 14. mit einem Punkt mehr als Bochum auf dem Relegationsplatz. Statt zum Aufstieg könnte es für DEN Favoriten im Finale der 2. Liga zum Desaster kommen. Jetzt spricht Trainer Hannes Wolf (38) über den Absturz, attackiert seine Spieler.
>„Die maximale Schärfe, die Bereitschaft, sich einzubringen und hart zu trainieren, hab ich zuletzt schon vermisst. Wir können schon mehr laufen. Es muss jetzt jeder verstehen, dass wir uns hier reinknallen und reinfeuern müssen. Die körperliche Verfassung ist bei den allermeisten so, dass sie auch marschieren können. Wir haben viele Spieler, die nicht auf dem Level waren.“

And so it begins (again)
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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I come from future, the Era of The BVLL will start sooner than you imagine

this

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>they fired Tits for this

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but the era of the bull has already started

b&r

this but unironically. NailsGOD will tear the league a new one next season.
Prepare your anus Wurstl!

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Still mad about this and I'm not even a HIV fan.

we're already in it m8

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I've found a Pfandbon from November 2018, can i still redeem it?

>I-I'm not balding I swear!

the most disgusting image in a long time

idk. just try it out.

Yes. If they don't want to take it, let the manager come and refer to the BGB.
>Die Gültigkeit eines Pfandbons richtet sich nach den allgemeinen Verjährungsregeln des Bürgerlichen Gesetzbuches (BGB). Danach verjährt der Auszahlungsanspruch gemäß der regelmäßigen Verjährungsfrist nach § 195 BGB erst drei Jahre nach Abgabe der Pfandflaschen. Diese Frist kann sich aber noch verlängern.

He will fail on disziplin/affenzirkus uezs.

that just reminds me that I still have an old as fuck Pfandbon as well kek

based than I still have two years

Good to know, thanks.

>Weniger positiv ist die miese Elfmeter-Quote, vier von sechs hat der FCN in dieser Spielzeit vergeben: Mikael Ishak, Hanno Behrens gleich zweimal, nun Leibold. "Ich", antwortet Kerk daher forsch auf die Frage, wer den nächsten schieße.

>t. Hazard will get a penalty and miss
>Rode will score the winning goal against Buyern
>Stuttgart will send >Schalke to the playoffs
Last match day is going to be kino

Wew... 14th place in the Rückrundentabelle sounds so outrageous, I actually googled it to confirm that it's true

t-the Aufstieg is sicher la, don't worry about Titz la

>the next lahm la

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lül

kimchi is an absolute meme, nobody would give a fuck if he wasn't a buyern player.

I love how 5 defenders and a goalkeeper couldn't block a shot that was coming from a mile away.

>Reus only got two matches
ahahaha what the fuck
rohes Spiel is and has always been 3 matches

t. Felix Z. aus B.

ach Neini

They use that he wanted to play the ball as an excuse. Pathetic.

hmmmm.......

There is some rohes Spiel in my pants ;)

>the next robbéry la

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100 Millionen Mann alder

He can only do stepovers

we need him to lose against his former club

Is that Coman or Granatabry?

lads I don't think Bayern will win a CL in the 2020's

Coman on the ball, Gnabry is making the 2nd run

okay

zu tisch in... is top comfy

more like bunded

Duisburg vs Bielefeld in 2 bongs and 17 bings

I want RBL to sign Havertz desu

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>people claiming schalke got penalty because sancho was out
lol they didnt even play over his side at all

whenever you think you are degenerate, think of the people moderating camwhore chatrooms for free

with great passion

as if that is going to survive it

>as if that is going to survive it

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>whenever you think you are degenerate, think of yourself
ok?

*revive
sorry

kek
based degenerate

t. om

literally who can stop Real Based next season?

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*ahem*

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>Borschtboys
good thing they wont make the CL, it would just be humiliation again

>GA: 7
yes yes

Era of the Bull?

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you can't lose if you outscore the opponent

you also can't lose if you don't concede

does anyone have webm of arnolds brutal foul? cant find it anywhere

madman desu
bayern have just one win too many, but da bulls will be vizemeister again

worth a try elmau

Waste of Ostmark

>ostmark
ugh

will post my aroused genitalia if this happens desu

yikes

basé

just for you user

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>trying to make us think you're a man (male) to make us stop requesting pictures of your feet
naive!

nevermind, found it myself. tut mir leid das ist ne klare rote.

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thanks anyway francois

when did I make you think that

>Mainz - Leipzig 0:2
>Bayern - Hannover 0:0 (36 shots on target)
>Werder - Dortmund 1:2

>Dortmund - Düsseldorf 2:2
>Leipzig - Bayern 2:1

>Gladbach - Dortmund 2:0
>Bayern - Frankfurt 0:1
>Werder - Leipzig 1:2

>1. Leipzig / 73 points / +39
>2. Dortmund / 73 points / +33
>3. Bayern / 72 points / +48
Ka-Ching!

based

>Dirtmud winning at Bremen

yikes

post feet

I'm a Werder fan myself, but it looks to me like we'll se yet another losing streak at the end of the season. Just like in the last years,

I can see dortmund sitting behind the ball and waiting for mistakes and/or asspulled goals, like they did vs neverkusen.

strong

not even too unrealistic tbqhwy

If Red Bull wins the league we might as well shut the bundesliga down tbqh

am an amputee

it all hinges on Hannover
if they get a point and Dortmund lose, I will start to believe

ruh roh, the customers are getting worried

Post more retarded comments, I'll make a collage when Dortmund wins the league

Do you mean Red Bull or Bauern customers?

*sips*
ahhhhhhhh
now Rindfleisch, that was a tripfag

he's a RB consumer now

basisch

neue fussball2000 ist da amk

>amk
Ins Gas mit dir.

>not amk
krinsch

I didn't knew that such low-lifes exist until now desu

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can't wait :)

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ugh thirsty slut

*clituris

uhm, /bundes/ is a a slut shaming free zone.
thank you very much

also ich kann nur für mich sprechen, aber ich bin nackt ne

kill me

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Could be worse. Imagine being a H96 fan. wew

would be worth it tobihannes

this

nö

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imagine being a shareholder

yes Hangover are the original nothingcanner

feels good man

I'm in no way a Glubb hater, but if I'm being honest Nürnbergs squad is mediocre even for 2nd buli standards. You getting promoted last season, kinda felt like a freak accident desu.

their defenders ain't too bad desu

12345 RIOT represent!

now a Joghurt

i got your joghurt right here
*unzips*

my joghurt comes in bechers desu

can I interest you in some chocolate cream instead?

kinda

We can all come in a becher for you

>L’Équipe report this morning that PSG manager Thomas Tuchel is being increasingly isolated by his own team’s dressing room.
figures

I don't like that :)

So it begins

Remember those freak accidents like Fürth or Paderborn? There were many in the last few years and Paderborn returns

#Tuchelkommheim

Why is our guy benched?

weak minded cunts. all of them

who?

>a squad of divas won't accept some autist who doesn't care for their insta profiles
:thinking:

based Reinhold, the most Reinhold of all Reinholds

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Salger
Thought they made him captain

Reinhold?

>Füdd > Nämberch

Wie soll man mit solchen Weicheiern Spiele gewinnen?

>you now remeber that he got the golden Fritz-Walter-medal and was hyped as the next big thing
really makes u think

:(

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>Bayrische Vereine
wie langweilig

Paderborn plays some nice football though this season

to be absolutely fair, I expected this to happen two weeks into the season

Receiving the medal is a fluke

Did they fugg?

Fürth,*sips* now that was a Kellertruppe

So did Ingolstadt, Darmstadt, Fürth or Braunschweig when they got promoted

not gonna lie, that rivals my social skills

If I had one wish, I would wish for the autist to coach MY EffZeh next season 2bh.

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with fluke I mean fluch, just to be clear

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>Fürth played Bundesliga
almost forget, kek
they won 0 home games

the autist will tour around europe and end up at Mainz in 6 seasons.
t. script author

ach so

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is this an /o/ meme?

depends

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pls explain this meme to me

Mainz confirmed for CL football then

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pretty good
Tah and Henrichs obvs total shit

maybe

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vtec is an old valvecontrol system that reacts pretty slowly and is generally pretty limited

>VTEC (Variable Valve Timing & Lift Electronic Control) is a system developed by Honda to improve the volumetric efficiency of a four-stroke internal combustion engine, resulting in higher performance at high RPM, and lower fuel consumption at low RPM. The VTEC system uses two (or occasionally three) camshaft profiles and hydraulically selects between profiles. It was invented by Honda engineer Ikuo Kajitani.[1][2] It is distinctly different from standard VVT (variable valve timing) systems which change only the valve timings and do not change the camshaft profile or valve lift in any way.
I only understand trainstation

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for me, it's vanos

nice looking car. reminds me of some mercedes 200 e that is parking infront of my little sis flat every now and then.

time for some butterbrot

g0l

Gnabry is very decent
But Coman is a full nigger, still don't know why people think he can be great, literally a black Robbie Kruse

agree

very true

I unironically always rated Kruse. Too bad that his body is made of glass.

Tuchel to HSV this summer. You heard it here first.

Can we get a nigger eleven with German names together?
i.e. Antonio Rüdiger, Manfred Starke, Reinhold Yabo, Julian Draxler, ...

I highly doubt that the autist is going to coach a 2nd buli team

>Julian Draxler

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PSG is literally a Neymar club now, I feel bad for Tuchel and Cavani, they deserve better.

I don't understand

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>still no new bohndesliga episode on youtube
schwuhel

this but the complete opposite. Coman has potential, Gnabry is just your average dribble monkey.

>Coman has potential
that's like his 5th season at bayern and he still can't break double digits

the fact that he's permanently dead has no effect on my statement

how about the fact that he's a PSG academy product? when did they ever produce anyone good?

Junge, das ist Franken, nicht Bayern!

>Coman has potential
Literally a brainlet that can only run
>Gnabry is just your average dribble monkey
10 goals in his first season at Bayern, and he already proved himself at Hoffenheim and Werder making atleast 10 goals in /bundes/ with both.

Can't think of anyone being worldclass, but they still produce(d) some good players

not to mention that Gnabry is playing at RW to accomodate Coman, even tho he'd be much more dangerous cutting in from the left on his strong foot.

>10 goals at buyern
what a prospect! to think that he's only 23...

when it comes to decision making, Granatabry is way superior to Coman.

perks of a lighter skin

>tfw still got some leftover speed and won't have to go work up until Thursday
call help D:

AHAHAHAHA
most obvious dive in a long while
>german refs

It is his second (2nd) season. Also, half of the time he's been dead half of the time.
Don't forget about the 8 assists. Also the awesome goal celebration.

Better than Coman
Robben season with most goals in /bundes/ is 17 goals

>It is his second (2nd) season
wow, he's actually having his best season ever right now. lol

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I stand corrected. He's still young, and he'll win us the CL next year, archive this post.

>no fap day 13

done

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Coman looked very promising under Pep tbf

>no fap
for what purpose?

jz ne schale Heidelbeeren

Pep would make Pulishit look like a worldbeater

quitting porn and stop being a wanker

patrician taste

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masturbaiting is perfectly healthy as long as you don't do 10 times a day

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>masturbaiting is perfectly healthy as long as you don't do 10 times a day

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Robben had to share goals with Ribery and competent strikers, Gnabry only with Lewandowski. And anyways they're both garbage compared to Sancho.

okay

I didnt even knew, bans for more than one game were a thing unless the red was really brutal or a Tätlichkeit.

But that Reus red card was as tame as a red card can be. Is there a minimum two game ban for ANY red card now?

>But that Reus red card was as tame as a red card can be.
you are a fucking idiot
it should have been three games, it always is for rohes Spiel unless you play for Bayern or Dortmund

>having a +50 turk shagging your sister

>t. Jürgen Möllemann

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and, to underwall that, here, have the exact same fucking foul:
tz.de/sport/fc-bayern/fc-bayern-emil-forsberg-drei-spiele-fuer-foul-an-lahm-gesperrt-zr-7163394.html

is the joke that Draxler always hangs around with Ausländer?

>36 shots on target
Make it end.

>implying some 200e with lots of gold and chrome isn't anyones dream

show me a red that is more tame.

cooking some spaghetti with pesto(not self made), cutting some olives and feta for that, aswell as pouring some olive oil over that.
Sometimes I stew some garlic to that, but I dont feel like it today.

just showed you the same foul getting punished more harshly, fuckhead

>pesto(not self made)
stopped reading there

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Butter bei die Fische: Why aren't the useless VAR fags actually taking action when harsh fouls which should deserve a red card are only ahndet with yellow, but are about to teleport themselves on the field when a ball hits the, tied on the back, hands of someone?

which bundes club is going to buy Moussa Koné this summer?

>Traditionsfans after Leipzig win the title ahead of Bayern.jpg

we're not all from NRW, Ali

I would argue that Forsberg was further away from the ball and dived in right from the back, while Reus came from back/side. and had a better chance reaching the ball, just came in late.

The Forsberg foul, was, afair, Wolf-tier. Which also got a three game ban.

I don't know

who?

Reus only got two games because he's fucking Reus, the fouls were all but identical
fuck's sake man, take off your Dirtmund glasses

Forsberg also just badly mistimed his tackling, you can even see he's going for the ball.
You're full of shit, fren.

I'm the cologne user though. :^)

>there are still reus slurpers in /bundes/
I bet you were also arguing that the pole isn't a dirty faggot when he was still playing for ECHTE LIEBE

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Schalke got away with a hundred "letzte Verwarnungen" and left the pitch with 6 (SIX) yellow cards while Dortmund got two straight reds and a dubious penalty and you cry because Reus didn't get a full three match ban for this bullshit foul?

Not a shareholder, but I always respected Lewanshitski for being honest about his contract situation and being more or less honest about his bauern move.

>b-b-b-but what about...
go fuck yourself, Reus cocksucker

>this foul
youtu.be/nhcxDVFxlJM?t=172
>is exactly as fierce as this one
youtu.be/nhcxDVFxlJM?t=235

okay

He let his agents do the talking and they talked a huge amount of shit.

ach Neini

>both are reckless tackles from behind
yes, yes they are the same
they are rohes Spiel
rohes Spiel means 3 match ban

leave Neinhold alone, that game has been his highlight of the decade

literally the same as saying "arnold was going for the ball, I swear"
Customers of any kind are retarded, but shareholdes itt. Man, literal mitläufer women fan tier understanding of the beautiful game des u.

Imagine how mad he will be when Reus scores the winning goal in Gladbach

too bad 3 out of 9 points won't win KGaA the league :^)

I'm absolutely fucking butthurt the based bulls lost those stupid matches against Freecastle and Wolvescastle and drew twice against fucking Eyecastle.
The league would be firmly within >our grasp. :(

where can I get Rape Day

heh?

I created the first ever /bundes/ thread

I created the first ever /bündes/ thread

listening to /drei90/ right now

Cringe. Real men listen to FuG.

good night

#god I think you are trolling at that point. Reus had a clear chance to get to the ball, but came in late. Wolf on the other hand was miles away from the ball and just tackled from behind like he doesnt care.