CAR @ NYI gamethread

Where my Caniacs at?

>Canadian poster after the 1st round
SHOO
SHOO
NOT FOR YOU

Buh bye

Always here, lad.

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svech is still out, right?

hokki

>giving the maple nigger a (you)

Isles desu

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FUCK HILLBILLIES

Who are the good guys here

Seems like it.
He's passed all of the concussion protocol steps, but he hasn't had a practice yet, and they said that they don't want him playing again until he feels comfortable in practice.
So he'll probably be back for game three.

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Everyone

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Nassau > PNC > Barclays

there is only good guys in this second round (besides the ruins, or the sharks if you're a seething golden showers fan)

>if you're a seething golden showers fan
Or just someone who cares about the rules and having the games be fair.

Sharks are bad because they're reddit
t. not vegan and it was the right call

>Isles/Canes guaranteed ecf spot
so fucking stupid. who saw this coming on october?

I hope lehner gets the vezina. He’s been stellar all year

every game has bad calls
not every team gives up four goals because of them

According to the rules the correct call was made

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glad we have hockey to watch and not divegrass

Take Warning, m8.

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Still seething huh

"DA FUKIN GAMES ALMOST ON, WHERE THE HELL IS MY ISLES JERSEY KAREN!?!? DID YOU PICK UP ANY GABAGOOL FOR DA GAME?"

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It's the first series in perhaps all of NHL history where the league actually said the officiating was bad. They never throw their refs under the bus but they did there because it was such an atrocious call

I did....

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Game start: 15:00
Actual game start: 15;30

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proof?

>correct call
>league itself actually apologizes for the bad call
Are sharks fans all braindead?

I kept shilling them as a wild card team. Just not dude ECF is possible lmao

Coverage starts at 3
Game starts at 320

>implying the.league isn't babying its baby franchise and that apology is utterly meaningless

Shark faggots OUT
This is a Canes / Isles thread.

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not an NHL fan but go islanders

The wild would bootyblast both of these shit teams

So in other words you're a stupid fucking hill billy with no proof and one toof

>this fucking game of normies entrance music

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START THE DAMN MATCH BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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>they're doing the techno remix of the Game of Thrones theme again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Vegas pussies cry until daddy apologizes

Why don't they make that clear then? Been watching hockey for close to 10 years now and never have this been specified.

You niggers may not like football (soccer), but at least it starts when it says it starts.

Who's got that "the nhl apologized to us" banner

Fuck off, nobody likes you.

>I saw the hurricanes when they played in Greensboro.

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is aj on this game? i cant wait to hear the commentary of my favorite retard

Did someone actually pull the fire alarm in the Canes hotel?

We really are greasy Islander fucks.

>neither team playing the wild
>everyone is talking about the wild

First I'm hearing of this, got a source?

which team is more hill billy? Carolina is pretty upper class and long island is pretty white trash

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NHL.com/minnesotawild

>JVR already dead
lol

Disgusting subhuman long islanders

r.i.p. TVR

Van riemsdyke ded

Hopefully tvr isn't too affected by this news

>They're sending a message early!
Is the message that they can't score?

Reminder
>it was 0-0

Who else here /comfy/ in bed with game and a glass of whiskey?

Also did a line of 'caine for the Canes

If digits it's another 0-0 canes or win

>losing the home games outside of Nassau
Pottery

Holy FUCK the wild are so much better than these SHIT teams

>here's a bunch of subjectively decided stats to convince you that soccer game was actually a barnburner

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If they drop the first two games at Barclays, do you think that they could force Barclays Center owners to let them go back to Nassau?

If repeating digits canes sweep.

Lmfao at the Canes backup goalie sitting in row 1 behind Mrazek

>8-6 games are zoomer tier
>0-0 games are boring
make up your mind mr. wasted quads

>no tip available
sounds like an Adriana Chechik scene

go Canes!

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Keked

Foegele will be franchise-tier in a few years.

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the surest sign of a hockey hick town, except that the Canadiens do the same shit in their arena

This game is pretty fun so far tbqh.

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Islanders is Yea Forums's team

Few - ge - lay

If only. Nassau has such better atmosphere.

>Carolina hill billys trying to call other people hicks
Cousin fucking retards

oh now we'll see

but Canes is /hoc/'s team

It's not >us, it's random /hoc/ shitposters who don't belong here.

why do the islanders even have Home jerseys

our pp is literal trash

>DE-FENCE DE-FENCE
kek

The problem was Nassau was already booked for another event

I remember when home wore whites

>crap pp vs great kill

should've scored tbqh

>the Islanders can't even get first dibs at their own fucking barn
grim
Grim
GRIM

also they won't get that sweet honda money

last two digits are who will get the game winning goal

Laine confirmed

How is this arena suitable for nhl playoffs

> backup goalie sitting in the stands like a paying customer
>locker rooms on the other side of the ice
>obstructive views everywhere
>scoreboard off center

They should have the SUV wired to honk and flash its lights whenever the goal horn sounds.

>ice quality is so bad that the puck starts bouncing 10 minutes in

the backup goalie should sit inside Honky

They should have the back up goaltender do laps around the rink in it

boring! score som fookin gools you mofos!

Kek

Baited this exact response

Aho can't skate right now. He has like minute 5vs5 time. It's sad ;__;

fuckin early starts GAAAARYYYYY

>that guy eating fucking sushi at a hockey game

can any isles fans explain to me why there's a fucking SUV in the first place

The idea that saved the playoffs

how much kazar milkers would I get if I built a new non-whack dual-purpose stadium on Long Island?

Hi grease

So this will be another 0-0 overtime game right?

had a shower this morning, lad
not greasy at all

DE-FENCE *clap clap* *clap clap clap* DE-FENCE

Proxy off

WE ON THE BOARD NOW

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>FUCK HILL BILLIES

Slavin :/

topkek

Welp, that's unfortunate.

SLAVIN SCORES

AND THE BARCLAYS CENTER ERUPTS IN MILD CHEERS!

dirty

yikes

Great tip by Slavin

HONK HONK look out you hill billy FAGGOTS

Quality goal there lads

BARZALLLLL

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Slavin > Laine

Damn.

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>Islanders still haven't scored a goal

COPE

Canes in 5

Slavin has been immense so far these playoffs, but that's hockey for ya

quite the snipe

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Honestly don't know who I'm rooting for in this series lads.

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yeah, I was about to post about how good he's been but thought I shouldn't because it might curse him.

As if you know anything about hockey you Greek faggot

Btw where are all the """our game"""" literal leaf posters?

fuck off, Ivan ;)

Just the way the arena is configured there are some seats you can only see 2/3 The ice. The part where the car is must be so bad they decided not to put seats there.

Does Bailey score there if the pass makes it lads?

Don't you have to put ingredients on all food and drink? How come there's no ingredients listed on beer until bud light did it?

Why didn't they build Barclays so that you could put a hockey rink in there?

brooklyn hood nigs dont care about hockey

Because they only thought about the nets and not the islanders

Too busy planning jay z concerts

yeeyuh

Am I nuts or is Honky a cardboard cutout?

*honks at you

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Serious question here;
How can people unironically watch apehoop? It's so fucking boring, it's like unnecessarily stretching out something that should take 5-10 minutes

Did the Americans copy the fucking Skoda Cup?

college basketball can be fun
NBA is pure cancer though

t. kentuckian

why isnt honky white anymore?

lol how can you call it boring? constant action back and forth and high scoring. just look at the fucking ratings, regular season nba gets more viewers than the stanley cup final

Anything alcohol related has lots of really weird rules. They're talking about it now trying to cash in on the craft beer and anti-corn syrup/ingredient awareness trends, hoping the average drinker doesn't realize that their disclosure is just misdirection away from the fact that they use rice as a bulk adjunct grain in place of a 100% malted barley wort.

>constant action back and forth and high scoring
sounds like a gay orgy.

Notice how most NBA fans are either basedcucks, black people, or women?
basedcucks and women enjoy watching the star players "dominate" (bbc fantasies) and black people just love watching their kind.

>Child labour apehoop
Well I guess its a good introduction to the kids on how valued they will be in the workforce when they grow up to rob liqueur stores

emo phase

I've started watching NBA since Markkanen was drafted and they have been much better than this borefest we are watching now. Just constant interference and stick fighting. It's games like these that drives people away from hockey. Refs needs to call bullshit interferences and illegal stick plays.

nba games are actually on e!spn and abc, nhl games are rarely on nbc and usually on some "premium" channel like nbcsn, cnbc, or the golf channel

Jesus christ the canes are unbelievably shit

Exactly, so the scoring means nothing. It is literally "Who fails to score on their turn to attack the least: The Game"

Can't stand that garbage.

F

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>tfw forgot the filters
meant pic related

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This.

What happened in 20minutes? One borderline legal check on TVR which caused injury and one super lucky goal for Islanders. What a game.

>back and forth and high scoring
this does not make a sport worth watching

you can see some great invidual games by stars. you dont have to care about which team wins the game

why do all these soiboi relocanes keep getting hurt?

dubs and honky gets stolen

I hope mcgaykid wins the hart

The authentic
>Watch star players make sure the team doesn't fail to score on their turn to attack, since the other team did not fail to score on their last turn to attack
Experience

Yes. And that's why basketball players on average make the most money. SKILL MATTERS.

this was in response to this

watching the game :^)

Second round who's your team updated

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They make more because apehoop gets higher ratings and sells more merchandise. Also the NBA salary cap is easily overridden.

apehoop team has like half on the amount of players a nhl team does. there are fewer players to divide the money with.

>your team is decided solely by your geographical location

"No."

The most money? ;::DDD.:::DD ever heard of futbol? the fuck

>your talent pool is so diluted that only a handful of players can be difference makers
shit sport

explain how mlb and nfl have bigger salaries

>you dont have to care about which team wins the game
I don't think it's possible to care about which team wins the game since the finals have been the same two teams for four fucking years in a row and this year it's just gonna be GSW assraping the celtics or the raptors or some shit because "durr what's parity"

Need you faggots to stop talking about darkieball in >our fucking gamethread.

gonna second this motion

go away racist

McElhinney gets to study Lehner up close for this period. He could learn something.

why do the isles hate scoring?

remember 2016 finals? no one saw that one coming

Trotzy

desu i went to see a movie the other day and it seems the darkies are out in full force there.
It's certainly different than how i remembered going to movies 10 years ago.

They apply the defense wins championships meme

they have higher total revenue. 1 spicswing season has almost as many games as 2 nhl seasons. nfl and nba stadiums are also much larger than nhl/nba arenas. nfl teams also dont have to pay prospects/ahlers because they have ncaa to do that for free.

imagine if the NHL was full of Marchands and Ryan Reaveses

that's the NBA and it sucks

Not as much as >we hate powerplay goals.

5 on 3

>stick breaks
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why is aho such a pussy

get in the box and feel the shame for 2 minutes you jerk

nfl and mlb stadiums*

it's okay because >we won't score even during a 5-on-3

holyfuck what a god awful penalty

powerplay*

>caniacs peepee play

Nice 5 on 3 faggots

why didnt the refs help the islanders here like they did with vegas??

Would we even score on a 5 on 0?

Absolute state of relocanes

>Staal doesn't fucking shoot that
we /bruins/ now

>did nothing with a 5 on 3

Imagine not scoring a single goal with a 2 man advantage

Motion passed

why don't teams play below the goal line more in 5 on 3?

mraz is kill

I don't know, sounds like a challenge but I think >we might just be able to pull it off

>jerk

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Raleigh doesnt deserve a hockey team. We need another Toronto team

C O P E

Horrible teams

are the 2019 canes the worst team to make the playoffs in this decade? how did the caps choke the first series so bad

what does captain mexico say?

what's up the the Mrazik Man?

Mrazek
F

>another fucking injury

Mrazek is kill

Mrazek is kill means Canes are kill

gg try again next year

>five (5) on three (3) for two (2) minutes
>zero (0) goal allowed
>five (5) on four (4) for five (5) minutes
>allow four (4) goals
what did they mean by this?

Lmfao thanks to Avengers, fucking Captain America is gonna literally be black in the next movie

What the fuck happened to Mrazek?

KYC puto

canes are finished

Hopefully it's nothing major with Mrazek. >We have a great backup with mac tho.

>game half over
>relocanes dont even have 10 shots

Another fucking injury, by game 4 Ned and the Checkers will be starting

It's the refs fault obviously

Islanderfags are just disenfranchised rag fans from recent

It's possible to kill penalties without giving up 4 goals

*gets lit up for 5*

shoo
shoo
not for you

>kyc
???

Appears he got injured

Did he have a groin injury going on?

I have complete faith in McBoomer.

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looks like he pulled something

It is. Non-contact injuries are the worst kind of injuries.

how the fuck is it possible to have no shots during a 5 on 3

this thread was nice until canadians showed up

Is not Avengers fault desu, it's Marvels and the SWJ they have in control, they turn Thor in to Whore in the comics and shit like that

Perhaps you should tell that to the gambling addicted sand people?

>mcbackup steals the series and further rubs salt in the leafs wounds
this actually might be based

lol no goal for you

It's also possible to gamble and not be an addict

why did the laffs turbozoomer manager "prodigy" let macelbackup walk away?

K=ca
Y=ye
C=se

Cayese= shut up

Arturs Irbe...now THAT was a goalie.

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Islels

Who's the Emergency and does he get to sit in those primeass seats?

stay scared m8

>H A N G I N G A R O U N D

They could play this game for three days and the canes wouldn't score

sorry i don't speak tacorune

Are the islanders the most hipster fanbase?

Am i correct in assuming McBackup is better than Mrazek?

Canes are SHOOK

that would be

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ANALytics

isles fanbase are like all janitors from queens

mrazek eventually caught up, but yeah he's solid.
only issue is he's old and may not have the stamina.

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>it could be bolts-caps

This, hockey is too racist for hipsters

He was excellent at the start of the year, but his last few games before the playoffs weren't good at all. Here's hoping he's gotten better since

No it's still just guidos from Long Island, despite their attempts to cultivate a fanbase in Brooklyn.

In the Stanley Cup Endgame:
>Everyone makes it through unsnapping, except for Black widdow that has to be time travel sacrificed to the soul stone and iron man who does the final unsnappening dying to """""magic radiation"""""

also captain america stays back in the past and get old and hands over his legacy to the token black buddy

he was better than mrazek for a while but mrazek stepped the fuck up and blew him out of the water. still good though

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Why did honkey change colour

Also Vision sucks BBC

captain america will be mexican, more representative of US males

thanks
thanks & nice quads

I SAY BOOM BOOM BOOM

>also captain america stays back in the past and get old and hands over his legacy to the token black buddy
>Not going back in time and banging Major Carter when she was in her peak

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HEY OOHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=82VtBxeJH3I

imagine giving one single fuck about capeshit

YOU SAY BAM BAM BAM
NO PAUSE INBETWEEN CMON LET'S JAM

Hard for me to imagine since I'm over the age of 16 and I'm not a virgin.

we saved the thread from nba posters, user

>tony never gets to bang aunt may

NUMA NUMA

the islanders NEED to win this series or lehner will hit the drink again

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STEP ON THE GAS

YOU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS
YOU SAY LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS
OH BABY YOU

Why do whites don't have rhythm bros? Oh right, wrong kind of thread to ask, nevermind

>I SAY BOOM BOOM BOOM
based and wayhopilled

>isles win the cup
>lehner can't drink out of it
grim

Oh he does, in fact the final scene in the film of him going balls deep in Margaret was a little risque but everyone clapped so it was good

redpill me on sneed

RIP Mrazek and RIP canes ploffs

What's that song they were just playing

STEP ON THE BRAKES

>RIP Mrazek
Sad
>RIP canes ploffs
Good

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dis nigga dead

where's tavares? i thought he was supposed to be good

This game is going to end 1-0

golfing in his jammies

When they say "lower body" injury do they mean they stretch their vagina to much?

This gamethread is the most pathetic thing I've seen in years.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

he is not with the islanders anymore you troglodyte. he was traded to toronto last summer

Based and soccerpilled.

Thank God for bestern conference hockey later to save us

shopping in his jammies

imagine getting this worked, or am i getting worked?

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The game itself is not much better

Grimm

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How did either of these shit teams even make this round

no u

this is getting ridiculous

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It's his bedtime

>traded

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damn that's rough

standard zoomer durability

By eating even shittier teams

OH HO HO
SOMETHING HAPPENED

This is like watching golf

LIRR GONNA BE HOPPIN TONIGHT

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>maybe

>le backup man

SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRR

Is not the threads fault the game a shit

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>he hasn't seen his dick in years

that was pretty nice tbqh they should just count it

Wew thank god.

HOL' UP

>T W O
DOS

stolen goals.

BULL SHIT REFPUCK REARS ITS UGLY HEAD

>implying that the 2 most recent stanley cup champions are shit

NO GOAL
>kicked

definitely a kick

That's a forward kicking motion

>arena doesn't even show fans the replay
absolute state of brooklyn shitters

>that's a kick
lmao based

Incorrect

>clear kick
>muh refpuck
>Island hockey knowledge

they cant. Barclays doesn't have a Jumbotron, there is a car suspended from the ceiling where it would be

>Jack Hughes breaks Ovechniks record
lmao

WADDAYA MEAN NO GAWL YA FUCKIN STUNAD
MADON', BRING ME DA FUCKING GABBAGOOL MARIE

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You now remember the Blackhawks playoff game a few years back where a dude tried to head the puck in.

BOOOOOOOOOORNS?

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But... He didn't kick it at the goal. The goalkeeper moved the kicked puck into the goal. Surely you're allowed to kick the puck, just not towards the goal which he didn't do?

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I KNOW THATS A KICK BUT FUCK

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will the islanders score a single legitimate goal this entire series?

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has anyone ever unironically purchased a Microsoft Surface?

it's a question of impetus, Cletus

Fuck these refs

It doesnt matter even if you kick the fucking puck into the puckering anus of your coach and he farts it into the goal. Don't be retarded.

direction doesn't matter, if he had kicked it to a teammate who then shot it into the net then sure that's a goal, but you can't kick the puck into the goal regardless if it is redirected.

I'm not even sure if you're memeing.

Reminder that the Islanders STILL haven't technically scored a goal ALL SERIES.

why is that funny

based and sopranospilled

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What is /hoc/ sippin on?
Pic related for me

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hockey is the flukeyest sport there is. prove me wrong

It’s a goal. Tell slavin not to be a dunce in front of the net

yes, and thats why its the greatest

Cmon. That Belarus U18 game wasn't that bad.

milk
like a fookin faaaaag

Yep, it happens. Time keeps rolling on, deal with it.

I dont give a fuck about teenager hockey

the only goals Carolina scores today will be the goals taken away from NY

Carolina is pretty dominant in the offensive zone, makes me nervous.

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I mean kicking the puck in the net from behind the cage is impressive enough it should be allowed

>2 goals away from a 2-0 series away with the next 2 games at PNC
>Either the Teds or the Ruins round 3
>Western Conference consists of literally all meme teams
I don't think that there will ever be an easier path to the cup. It's gonna be either >us, the islanders, or the ruins.

did he just say nigger reaction

I think the bloos might have a shot

Western Conference meme teams are the most dangerous tho.

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based Todd Scarola

>H A N G I N G
H A N G I N G
>A R O U N D
A R O U N D

please Emergency please
oh oh we tied

Anyone but the Boo-urns, please Hockey Jesus.

>two goals have been scored in this series

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TOTAL CAROLAINIAN VICTORY

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>the entire city of nu yerk

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN FOEGLE

wow something finally happened
i was falling asleep there

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>Lehner not realizing the period started
Good job Islels

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Fish Sticks learn that you need to score in order to win

HOLYSHIT THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD, THE ISLES ARE FUCKING DEAD

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ALRIGHTY THEN

OH HO HO
INCELANDERS BTFO

SCAAAAAAAAR again

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

WTF that was the quickest intermission ever. I missed the goal...
WAITFUCK ANOTHE RONE NINOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>the entire island of no bork

ISLES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

LMFAO

>it was 1-0

2-1 Teuvo time

>two in one minute

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>ISLELS
ISLELS
>ISLELS
ISLELS
>ISLELS
ISLELS

Who is this semen demon?

APOLOGIZE

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>Basedlanders

>ISLELS
ISLELS
>ISLELS
ISLELS
>ISLELS
ISLELS
>ISLELS
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Wait that was deflected nvm holy shit tho what a development

>get 50 million injuries
>still win somehow

jesus christ islanders

FIN
LAN

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>It was 1-0

imagine losing 2 games at home

to the hurricanes

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Alison Brie

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Lehner's on the sauce again

>miss the first 70 (seventy) seconds of the 3rd period because I was doing something outside
>miss 2 (TWO) Hurricanes goals
ha ha how

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Hey guys, it was 1-0 when I left for the Bahamas on vacation, I just got back. What happened?

laddingtons, what happened to mrazek?

oh my

looked like he tweaked something

Holy shit what a collapse
>kill TVR
>defend the 5v3
>mrazek dies
>give up the lead
I mean I'm cheering for the canes but cmon isles you should actually be winning
Starting to think canes might be a team of destiny

he decided he could no longer support a sunbelt team

Probably pulled a hamstring or a groin muscle.

he'll be fine

It's a joint Hurricanes / Checkers effort at this point.

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isles may never score again

>Watch hockey cuz jays losing.
>Miss an 11th inning homer to tie the game
>Decide to watch a few highlights post jays game
>Miss 2 goals

Why do I even try?

>looking down to type shitpost
>miss goal
>look down again to update shitpost
>miss another goal

meme game

Hurt his leg. Strained something.

don't feel bad Lehner missed the first 70 seconds as well

>being a fan of toronto teams
this is your fate

Isles couldn't generate offense to save their lives

you have a weak mind

ripped his sac

Based canes taking the checkers players so the gulls can win the calder

People need to stop posting this forever.

>unironically watches luckswing
lol your a failure

Lefs are cursed.

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hey guys it was 1-0 when I turned on the Dark Knight Rises, and I just finished the movie. what happened?

>*wins anyway*

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>100% Incorrect

It's a big game.

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How in the fuck are the Isles losing lmao

The isles seem to think they’re supposed to hit the goalie

Why are you here?

kek

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

>dougie
ovi is having a good laugh right now

I think the canes just require blood sacrifices considering how badly they were eating shit until svech got heem'd

U__.U
U__.U
UUUUU
____U
____U

How much money have based longshot gamblers made off these playoffs do far?

Failure at what?

Laine's pretty much playing luckswing with that retarded one-timer...Maybe he should be on the diamond and hitting dingers not trying to score goals past the month of november.

imagine not enjoying all playoff hockey

Ride and die on the Dougie-coaster

>doggy hamilton

>*air-mails your puck*

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>watching the jays
The only time you pay attention to them is when you play the game on the radio outside while mowing the lawn and drinking a beer. Baseball is nearly unbearable to watching unless you're drinking.

PIPED

Please get Bailey off the ice

>youtube.com/watch?v=5OHjEBgfGNk
D O N G
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>a grown man named dougie
he did it again

Why are the fans booing their own team?

are the islanders fans booing their own team?

wtf

>now Foegele gets added to the blood sacrifice list

lmao

kek

oh my god lol

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

THEY ARE LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF SCORING

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Holy shit Justin Williams

PING

Wtf did they stop the game when the goalie is in his back and the puck is loose

peak boomer goaltending

>McPing transferred his abilities over to the Islanders
Based

the goalie fell down, it would be unfair to continue

ayo seriously tho fuck sweden

>new york island monkeys

>kick no goal
>now that

I'd feel bad for you guys if you were playing literally any other team

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Weew

WHY DID THEY BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE JUST TO TELL US THERE WAS NO GOAL

not even a shot on goal lmao

literally the most snakebitten team of all time

>no goal clear as day
>still booing
It's all so tiresome

DDD____'OOOO__.N___'N__GGGG
D___D__O____O__NN__N__G
D___D__O____O__N_N_N__G_.GG
D___D__O____O__N__NN__G___G
DDD____'OOOO__.N___'N__GGGG

Boston would bootyblast both these shit teams

what the heck is with the fricking swearing??

>Saku injured now
OK this is getting concerning

OFFICIAL NORTH CAROLINA CITIES POWER RANKINGS
1. RALEIGH
2. GREENSBORO
3. WILMINGTON
4. ASHEVILLE
5. CHAPEL HILL
6. BOONE
7. NEW BERN
8. GREENVILLE
9. DURHAM
POWER GAP
9001. CHARLOTTE

I had to take a shit what was the disallowed goal?

>ANOTHER FUCKING INJURY

jesus christ

Stop blaming the refs. Theres zero chance any player is arguing that call or whistle.

The only person Ebs is mad at is himself right now because he makes that with his eyes closed all season.

next

WHATD THE FUCK YOU CALL THE FUCKING WHISTLE FOR!

tips and honky in 3ot

there's only 6 minutes left

Should have waited if the Islanders scored and OT to make a thread

was that really necessary

*tips*

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shitty Barclays ice has killed 4 of >our players

>tfw I wasted quints with an illiterate post

How often do swordweebs accidentally stab themselves?

canes sweep, they’ve dominated both games, isles can’t donshit in the offensive zone and canes keep taking the puck away and maintaining their offensive zone. Canes consistently outskating Isles.

t. disappointed isles fan

I wonder if Darling would get a call if Mac got hurt.

Nedeljkovic probably would.
Then Tokarski would be the Checkers' starter, and Darling would be their back-up.