/heem/

Perry is such a meme, don't think he'll ever run out of funny dumb shit

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Agree he should've done the dab and the floss

Why is Bellator such a snorefest?

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They dont have 575 billion potential viewers

How can you see into my heems, like open doors?

How did he do it? Our entire galaxy are potential ONE FC viewers

can Dana even wake up to see it's over at this point? Is Dana even alive anymore?

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Are you a fan of Brendan Schaub’s stand up (fighting) or Brendan Schaub’s standup (comedy)?

based platinum

perry will be the third african champ after izzy and marty, and before nghannhhoou

Roy Nelson is a huge fan of Schaub's standup

>Roy Nelson is a huge fan of Schaub's standup
top drawer

Perry black lol

i love how it cuts away and hes still dancing when they return the shot. im numaleing out about this

>being white
ISHYNDDT

>>being white
but im not, im a bronze god

Despite his low fight iq and, terrible corner and almost zero evolution as a fighter you gotta love this dude. Dana literally keep him around as the ufc clown

Lov dis ere thread eh

Whomst is the fighter equivalent of the Cleveland Brown's?

He unironically was about to heem Ponzi and break into the top 10 in late 2017 but got his eyes gouged out. He’s still 27, he looked more composed and tactical than he has since that fight yesterday

>Whomst is the fighter equivalent of the Cleveland Brown's?
big browne

Why did he leave jackson wink?

He thought they used him in their feud with cowboy

post THE webm
you know the one

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In Russia, back of head punches you

Hey Lukas thanks for taking picks last night. Oh wait nevermind you didn't take picks because you're a lazy faggot. Do your fucking job, dummy.

I have never lost a single set of picks. I am the premier mma mind on /heem/

Suck me off Latvian faggot

I would elbow your massive brain into the 10th dimension fella

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I hope christcucks feel ashamed about turning rory into a bum

Get a life dork

>Mike Perry Puts on 15+ LBS Hours After Weigh Ins

youtube.com/watch?v=A-n8LiA4hEI

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So is this guy actually a journalist? How is he any different than other journalist? Is it because he's "ironic" or whatever?

He asks questions that differ from everyone else, and has his own unique take on journalism.

A good example would be his interview with Joanna:

youtube.com/watch?v=oIw7aFd5nD4

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he isnt a cunt that asks questions about peoples fuck ups in life. he has a genuine postive attitude and is high energy and friendly with the people he interviews. He is also done to have fun, example being grappling with Al and Aljo the other day. He has a good vibe.

Love to know why so many jews get involved in mma journalism, they must idolize Ariel. This guy is Ariel mixed with Narwuar

I'm used to the hate. Thats just how life is atop mount /heem/

THE SCHMO ISN'T HERE TO TAKE PART

>THE SCHMO IS HERE TO TAKE OVER

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Stop it Valbong

Stop what? I'm sharing an MMA interview with Mike Perry, answering someone's question, and contributing to this thread.

You're just being a salty hater.

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rate this chin

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crumbled/10

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Who's the guy on the left?

someone from reddit apparently

He's cute.

>let's you heem me

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Really wonder what these guys lives look like.

>5'5
>Super Middleweight (168lbs)

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>mma
>real sport

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*heems you*

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lots of spoon feeding I'd imagine

>5'6
>Heavyweight

this is luke aka the spammer.

They get paid like a few thousand bucks to roll over for some up and comer. Decent side gig

>I just need to get out of here, someone please come and get me, I need help

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How difficult would it be for a normal sized guy to win over cejudo in pure freestyle wrestling?

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Probably pretty hard in a wrestling match. The average person is out of shape and weak and would probably still get man handled despite Cejudo being a manlet.

based!

I hate reddit so fucking much

who wins, Brock Lesnar or 2 Henry Cejudos?

>I-It wasn't me, I s-swear!
Lol fucking loser. I should beat the shit out of you. If you aren't going to be honest with your discord butt buddies, at least be honest with yourself, you zilch. Watch yourself around me kid. Your days on /heem/ are numbered.

I thought Rory was good. What happened to him? How did he fall so hard? He isn't even old.

Just got through the last fight night.
Glad I was wrong about Hermansson.
Who do you think he should fight next?

R/mma chad
>goes out of his house and does something outgoing to make others laugh
>gets praised online and in real life by the UFC and fans
>positive attitude and easy going sense of humor will take him far
heemcels
>sits inside seething at the people he wishes he could be
>unironically gets angry at internet postings
>is a total faggot

uh yeah, im thinking its based.

meant for

I don't get it. This line wasn't even that good. It was decent, but nothing groundbreaking. Le muh ballz wuz hot xD was at least funny in the moment. This shit just seems forced.

why is heem so sleepy? is there a big WWE event on right now or something?

coral heemed everyone

>his life highlight is a post on the most cancerous general of Yea Forums
So glad I rarely post, lest I hit some gold and look like you do at this moment right now.

I'll remember you

Post slips

everyone heemed themselves

>Dominic Cruz says "3 piece" 48 times during event
>Do a shot every time

Unironically subscribed after watching for the first time so we can get the shmo at a UFC presser

See you soon, boy

Robbie stole his soul. Rory looked into the eyes of a savage for 5 rounds and got so shook he found Jesus and a promotion with lower levels of talent. He should just retire already.

>if you’re scared go to church

Real recognises real.

I appreciate the subscription!

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First we had Proper Twelve.

Now, let me introduce to you...

"Champ Champ Rosé"

youtube.com/watch?v=ROcQu65UutA

Destruction.

Should Till just go back to Japan where the competition is a little easier?

Based. Perry is a tough motherjerker

He should go back to Brazil and take care of his child.

Champ Champ Rose, Rose comfirmed for double champ

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>his own unique take
I'm not sure I would call doing a Nardwuar impression unique

youtube.com/watch?v=o_CquYb0jUM

1.75 Cejudos heems everyone let alone 2

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Never understand it when people compare him to Nardwuar to be honest.

They're two totally different styles and cover totally different topics.

He was already at one because he's Dana's nephew

Hardy got Smoled

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>Rose is 26
>Pat is 39

Wait, haven't they been dating for like 5 years wtf

10 years senpai

Longer than that.

There's videos on YouTube from years ago where you can see used condom wrappers on the floor.

Gets me hard man.

seek help

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It's the way he speaks

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Not only is Anakins hatred of sand justified, as he lived his entire childhood as an enslaved mechanic on a harsh desert planet, but he then spent the other part of his life in a religious group of celibate monks so its unfair to expect him to be charismatic. It is also disingenuous to disregard the next part, or the overall context, of the scene, which shows that he just wants to say that he is more comfortable around Padme but doesn’t know how to properly express his feelings

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whT
the
fyck
is wrong

GTFO spamshit

youtube.com/watch?v=xA4mttDVtug

>Cowboy vs Yaquinta next
Umm, can someone explain to me how Canboy managed to meme himself into a legitimate contender fight coming off a win over some bum that was barely even ranked? Is it just because Conor called him out? He should be fighting Felder or Barboza, not a top 5 guy like Al.

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Thank you Spammy

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Cowboy is a munster my guy

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no forgei spammy

Cringe, and people(shitskins) tried to claim that /ourguy/ was r*ddit.

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askren is the most reddit faggot on the planet i hope he fucking dies

I just finished watching the fights.
Jacare is so fucking stupid. Glad to see him lose, hopefully he retires soon.

>askren is the most reddit faggot on the planet i hope he fucking dies

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What happened to Dern posting?

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Hermansson vs Brunson/Theodourou winner
Jacapoo retirement
Hardy vs Wieczorek
Smolyakov cut
Platinum vs Price
Cowboy vs Barberena
Glover vs Manuwa Rakic winner
Cutelaba vs Clark/Stosic loser
Sandhagen vs Font
Lineker vs Assuncao

post a picture of your wrist right now, i know youre fat as fuck

ya sizzlin bud?

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>Hermansson vs Brunson/Theodourou winner
What the fuck no fucking way

Jack Hermansson

If he wins that he can get my hypothetical Yoel/Paulo winner in a title eliminator, how’s that sound?

I’d give him Weidman or Gastelum but i think Weidman is moving up and Gastelum is taking a break

She got flushed by weight classes, which has an undefeated record in UFC, all divisions.

He just beat Jacare, title shot or not some Bumson/Theboredodou winner imo

For sure my guy he got one decent win he deserves a peach of a title shot 100% bee

By UFC standards he should get it lmao

She is currently impregnated with the next Anderson Silva

Redpill me on Joe Silva.

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Underrated

TEENAGE HEEMLAND

Schaub is stupid fucking hack and i hope his kid dies infront of him and he gets blamed for it somehow

>people in these generals, in these very threads, shilled for this "fighter"
Rory is and has always been a fucking bum

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No way it's healthy to walk around all day carrying that much baggage of hatred towards someone you'll never meet.

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Cannot believe I got dragged to watch this dumb fucking manchild capeshit BS. I'm seriously questioning my manhood for not heeming my boyfriend for even suggesting to watch this shit. I'm surrounded by fucking acne-riddled soibois and gross dumpy bitches. It smells like pure virgin amd cheeto fingers in here. Fuck this shit. FUCK THIS.

>computational power will become so great that one day we will be able to recreate the past and fighure out who did what through the history of humanity

nice sport we got there bros

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Cowboy is a fan favorite. It's good for Yaquinta to fight him. Cowboy can actually headline a main card.

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Perry is the gift that will continue to give for quite some time. I reckon we could get 5 good meme-filled years from him before his chin is completely deleted.

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Al Iaquinta is only -135

I guess Cerrone has a legit chance of beating him.

Adults were literally crying in the theater when Iron Man died. It was nuts.

remember when wonderboy got knocked out by a featherweight?

Lightweight*

Just got home from Endgame. The GSP cameo was so quick I dont think most people recognized him.

Wasn't he in Captain America?

I heard about this. Was it a title fight?

He was in the second cap flick. He fights Cap on that ship.

yfw Pat Barry is the most successful child groomer in modern history, and doesn’t even have to hide

holy based

youtu.be/z3mmgcwm8ow?t=68

i fucking hate schaub so fucking much

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Well duh. Most people don't watch cage-fighting so the duration of said scene is irrelevant.

Too bad.....

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>not accepting our new robot overlords
ISHYGDDT

Jacare was promised next in line with a win but its a big quick rise for Hermansson.

Jorge's not even running with it, its all the retard cringe cazzies who jump on every one liner. look how uncomfortable jorge is in that photo.

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Sauce

The fucking camera work moving back and forth then side to side on the first Perry cut kills me man

whats worse is rose is showered by praise constantly and she passes it all off to him. She damn near jumped off stage to suck his cock at the last press conference when she again emphasized how much she is dependent on him and how she only lost when he wasn't with her.

She is his groomed 115lb fucktoy and she's headlining a fucking PPV. The absolute state of this cucked sport, fuck espn, fuck endeavour, and fuck dana.

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BASED

nigger spotted

Robbie broke him and took his soul
Wonderboy deleted him
Lima flushed him
Mousasi sent him through the Holy Ether
Fitch delivered him to the Toilet Till void of in the hands of the Lord

Jon "Bones" Jones is the greatest fighter of all time.

By the way, you may have noticed that the last two digits of my post number are the same. Pretty cool.

However, if you look even closer, you'll see that it's actually the last THREE digits that are the same! Incredible!

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Because ufc has been slowly turning into the wwe since they sold for $4 billion. All they care about is big names that's why Bork gets a title shot, Cowboy gets rewarded with a contender fight for being called out by Canor, and fighters who don't give a fuck about bullshit promos like Tony get left in the dust. Even last night Greg Hardy was in the co-main fighting a can who took a dive. Also look at Darren Till being given an easy path to a title shot for being from England. They were banking on him attracting the English market the same way Bisping did. Also why they chose Usman to beat Woodley after Colby won the interim, they want to expand to the Nigerian market so they're pushing Nigerians hard. They just care about money and promos before long it will be contenders fighting cans like boxing.

original star wars trilogy
>silly rag-tag group of friends on a sci-fi adventure
prequel trilogy
>sci-fi politics collapsing into a sci-fi war with some focus on sci-fi swordsmen caught up in it
>uses bits previous trilogy to innovate and create a huge fleshed out universe of lore, made Star Wars into something else, for better or worse.
sequel trilogy
>just pretty looking CGI while a group of bad men do inexplicably do bad things and group of brave fighters rebel against them with some vague plot about a girl being powerful
>unwraps the wrapped up ending of star wars, completely disrespecting it, in order to resurrect previous aspects of the movies, and raise a party of unlikable poorly written characters who shamelessly try to imitate what previous characters did
>shameless plagiarism of previous movies, no respect for them. Takes characters/elements of previous movies and completely destroys/insults them

kek

>Toilet Till
I love this phrase.

Who invented it again?

Star wars sucks

yes it is big for Hermansson. Romero would have beaten Jacare earlier tho

nice take, fatty

Post your order, best to worse:

1. Episode V
2. Episode VI
3. Episode IV
4. Episode III
5. Episode I
6. Episode VII
7. Episode VIII
8. Episode II

here to take schmover

Poopel Poopmero vs Hermansson is the fight

Costa can fight Cannonier for the battle of roidsplosiveness vs blacksplosiveness

cringee

This pic is good

I WASN'T EVEN ANYWERE NEAR A FUCKIN HOTEL OR A TAXI

I WAS BY THE POOL 'AVIN ME ICE CREAM

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Why? What's yours?

Iron Man dies
Captain America lifts Mjolnir and goes back in time to live there

Till just pretended to get KO'd

till just pretended to be a fighter

Till beats Askren unironically

Are the rumours true...?

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I invented toilet till

Holloway was never my boy

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Not even remotely possible.

Ok

she’s cute I would kiss her boobs haha

whaat rumours

Lmao sports are built on stars you fucking dork
Cowboy has been a top contender for years and kicked the shit out of a rising star and stole his shine from him. You should be asking why some shitbag like Al is getting all this praise for getting his shit pushed in by Khabib and grinding it out against Kevin Lee. Tony’s been fucked but also had heaping shitpiles of bad luck with injuries and other shit

>Even last night Greg Hardy was in the co-main fighting a can who took a dive
So is he a can or he took a dive? The dude got smoked in his two other fights to two other cans, he’s a can to make Hardy look good, its not like theyre giving Hardy actual top fights yet, theres no winning with nerds like you, he fights cans its “he’s getting easy fights!!” he gets a bigger fight “its not fair its not his turn!!!”

Till got Cowboy then Wonderboy back to back, not remotely easy. Fast tracked? Absolutely but also a man of circumstance since Colby couldnt unify and Till had hype

>Also why they chose Usman to beat Woodley after Colby won the interim, they want to expand to the Nigerian market
Lol nobody gives a shit about Usman. The African “market” is bone dry and Adesanya is a far better example. Usman got the fight because Ali and Dana lick each others nuts, Usman was absolutely next in line, and Dana wanted to fuck over Woodley and Colby who couldnt fight at certain times and screw them both out of their money fight against each other. Usman embarrassed Woodley anyways so your bitching is irrelevant

The masketa man

is there anything cooler than a smart and charismatic black man?

all of the shy and smart “good girls” at my college swoon over a single nerdy black man

I’m so jealous holy shit, why was I born as this porcelain dicklet?

schaub?

Did you goofs miss the post-credits scene where he gamgbanged all the Wakandan women?

he’s a big brown

Brendan Schaub

For heem

Who is the Thanos of mma?

They expect one of us in the discord brother

Paul Harris

Bostmitri Salmonyakov

Boston "Boom shakalaka boom bam bam" salmon

Jon Jones

dana definitely will be when will switch from red to purple

Lord Gayden lol

Perry is too cool to be black

Allow steroids.

Costa for size

Thoughts on khebdrob nurbogdanovmed?

Me, I would heem you all night, everyday

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh this our sport now wh*teboi

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Kashmir nurmbohgbagobabob miorks this guy

>tfw nerd with body of black chad
you've never seen disappointment in someones eyes until you've told drunk stacy you aren't a football player

Cringe

Truly the most kino fighter

Till flushed

*triggers you*

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I could heem everyone in this thread.

I have already heem'd everyone in this thread

I thought Ellenberger had so much more potential.

I win the rematch

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I just noticed that ben and harry kane have the same teeth.

>wearing condoms to fuck your girlfriend.
plebeian

MMA goobers are FINISHED

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Based

*waterboards you*

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He's getting pushed hard by WME, jewish nepotisim at it's finest

*offs himself in a PTSD fit*

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Im concerned he’s not overcompensating for crippling PTSD but is genuinely brainwashed

gotta have a brain to wash in the first place

Will Tim Kennedy ever appear on Below the Belt?

Based and Redpilled

Brendan Shaub

coloured champs on suicide watch

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The US military doesn't brainwash anyone, it doesn't have the time. You're either high speed GI Joe from day 1, or you're the guy that just punches the clock until your contract is up or you retire. Tim Kennedy was exactly like that the day he walked into MEPS.

As an OIF vet, I actually joined the military expecting it to brainwash me out of being such a useless faggot. Didn't happen. I'm the same useless piece of trash that I was, and I was even in the minority of troops that actually carried a gun almost every day.

Based Jack

Why are we even in the middle east killing all these dirty brown people? They do a good enough job of it on their own, just let them blow each other up and be done with it

They don't "brainwash", but they obviously have propaganda and an agenda to push.

Askren was out

I remember asking this as a kid when my parents kept hogging the TV to watch gulf war bullshit when I wanted to play Nintendo. Still haven't got a good answer.

Quiet down user, there are way too many WHITE males in hollywood. #OscarsSoWhite
Anglos are just too damn overrepresented.
Every director, film editor, agent is a redneck from Alabama or Oklahoma.

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Lawler tapped

>dropped by a jab

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>Kyoji Horiguchi vs. Darrion Caldwell is a done deal for Bellator 222 at MSG on June 14. Fight will be for Caldwell’s Bellator title. Per Scott Coker, if Rizin’s Horiguchi wins the belt, he is contractually obliged to defend it once a year.

I don't like this fight lads.

he didn't tap, he was out.

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he tapped because he was out

You'd be surprised. There is very little propaganda or pushing of any agenda besides "do your job exactly as instructed and follow your chain of command". That's basically it. It's very clinical, you just get absorbed into the machine. But if you fit into your place, you fit in on day one. You aren't really molded to fit so much as bodies that won't function in a needed position just get filtered out. Those interested usually attempt to go special forces after basic training, and the guys that can do the job pass into those positions (Tim Kennedy), and everyone that doesn't gets filtered down into some shitty job nobody wants.

Basically, they don't make Tim Kennedy. They find the 1 Tim Kennedy in every 1,000 recruits and put him where he needs to be.

I don’t either

I LOVE it

Verbally and mentally, yes

No. Askren was out. Lawler literally gave Herb a thumbs up and said loudly that he was fine.

lawler and ben were both out

herb tapped

you missed the walk in dance battle

He gave him a jerk off claw momentarily after regaining consciousness

Smiff

Barely. Dana has more belief in the woman abuser Greg Hardy to headline a main card. He has co main'd 2 straight fight cards, with just 5 total fights lmao. His first co main, he had to get DQ"d for another co main. Meanwhile Cowboy, had to headkick some can on the prelims for his main event spot, just to fight a real estate agent

Cowboy has been in many street fights

he's a brutally effective killing machine.

>hand drops to the mat completely limp and happens to spasm in a way that SLIGHTLY resembles an extended thumb with a barely closed fist
>BUH DUH HE WAS FINE!!!

Y'all nikkas straight fukkin retarded huh?

Hardy is not a woman abuser. He had the misfortune of being in a relationship with a violent hoodrat who he had to slap some sense into and defend himself.

>give fighters from other organizations the chance to win Lellator belts without having to exclusively fight in Lellator

Fuckin LOVE the classic meme approach here.

If Platinum isn't a PERMA-BOY in your roster then you should get a fuckin handgun tomorrow and squeeze that shit right into your faggot head.

Cowboy had to draw on ESPN proper, it wasn’t a bad thing

THE NOTORIOUS GOOBY MACGOOBERT

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I have zoomer taste because my favourite was
Revenge of the sith
Then episode 5
episode 4 and 6 are tided
Rouge ones
1 and 2
Force Awakens
The last Jedi

instagram.com/p/Bwu7JuKhvf7/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1clbhe93pl5vt
Is Tony a user of r/mma?

>The same people who hate on people for liking Star Wars and say it's for children are obsessed with a show about dragons
>this is a show for adults
youtu.be/BvyZykCXrJI

Imagine being one of those 5.

This cannot be real.
Does he lack that much self-awareness or does he just want to go bankrupt?

Sandhagen won the decision. Lineker won the fight.

Rothwell, Big Country, Travis, Big Nog, and Arlovski all tapped while they were out

Diaz 2,3,5

Schaub 1,2,3

i think phantom menace was the best of the prequels otherwise i agree with this list

Schaub 1,2,3,4,5

That's not what the people that heard them fighting said.

Platinum based.
Canadians really aren't that bad after all.

Shut up Dana go back to collecting your katanas

Jacare won round 3 and 5?

Hot take: Coker is a fraud and no better than Dana, people only like him because of the Strikeforce nostalgia/street cred or because he's the only relevant US promoter not named Dana White. He consistently treats his fans like shit with trash cards and 30 minutes between fights, has no ambition to improve the company beyond its status as a UFC retirement home and a place for memes to crush cans, and will happily parade aging CTEd legends to get embarrassed by genuine competition.

kys Platinum Cuck

t. Aidan White

Strikeforce was incredible.

I don't think he's sabotaging Bellator, I just don't think he has full creative control.

If he did, I have no doubt he would get rid of the name "Bellator"

bellator died with bjorn rebney leaving

I actually think that's the one thing they got right. I like the name, it has character.

>r"
what the hate for the name?

We are controlled by Israel and they command us to destroy their neighbors

Tim Kennedy is a complete fraud

It’s a billion (1,000,000,000) dollar company spaz

Khabib vs TBA in Abu Dhabi on September 7th

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1122727392324112384

How the fuck is TBA not Peahead

I wonder if it the main card will still be on at 9pm est since it's in Abu Dhabi

Since Conor sparked him out with ease, how does he deserve it over Conor?

Because lightweight Conor isn't as good as featherweight Conor

That's why Dustin ran through lightweight but was nothing but a can at featherweight? Don't kid yourself, other than Khabib there's no one in the top 5 that could even be ranked at featherweight

I swear only a fat dweeb could come up with this sentence and think it'd convince anybody. Work on your roleplay son

Because Khabib assraped Conor and le whiskey merchant doesn't deserve a rematch.

Is Schaub the thinking mans Dwayne Johnson?

Post feet

The guy that spammed her literally killed himself after the announcement of her pregnancy

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let it happen

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Why is everyone fine with Leon Edwards getting assaulted but lost their minds when Conor made a joke that could potentially offend Muslims?

thawlts?

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Because Leon Edwards is black and most MMA fans are white Donald Trump fans.

you know what else fucks with testosterone? having your head stomped in by gegard mousasi

wifebeating is the cure

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That's a coincidence I'm watching Masvidal Vs Larkin right now. How did you guys score it?

Max looked like a bum at featherweight. I know you're trolling but at least be consistent I was saying featherweight Conor was better than lightweight Conor so you basically agreed with me

Christ that was a bad eyepoke, accident but should've lost a point.

>How did you guys score it?
All I remember is it being a shit fight

Askren is unironically reddit. Masvidal was 100% right on JRE; he said Askren is high school teacher cringe.

Based. Askren's "boom roasted" bullshit was cringe as hell. Also his little trip to England to talk shit to Till right before he got heemed. He's just Dana's latest hype job, but some people still think Dana hates Ben.

I can't believe Elias vs brunson is actually this weekend...oh my god I can't wait

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>fighters who don't give a fuck about bullshit promos like Tony get left in the dust.
You mean fighters who don't show up for main card title fights and sabotage entire cards get left in the dust.

This. I think Askren will rape George once they fight, but George is right.

what's gonna be your reaction when Elias is standing 10 feet away shadow sparring and Brunson runs chin first in to front kick that Elias wasn't even trying to hit him with?

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Feel bad for brainlet brunson, he needs a win and plus how great would it be to watch theodorou get heem'd

I would love it if he wins then calls out Yoel Romero, and it just looks like the first round of the second Whittaker fight the whole time.

Why did Walker delete his social media? In trouble again?

Tuber's gawlt seesjurs man its roulgh

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What race is this?

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Again?

Has anyone noticed that ESPN don't really show the ring girls, like at all? I don't even know which ring card girls were there for the last event.

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Wake up Bobert. The fight is over. You fell asleep in round 3. I won via split decision. Hand me my belt.

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He got kicked out of his old gym for smashing up an apartment his coach was paying for him to live in after an argument. That's how he ended up in England.

>Walker
?

I think you don't expect a nigger to be intelligent or charismatic, hence why girls swoon over these spécimens. It's like seeing a unicorn

Brainlet can't even read the post he's responding to lol

so smooth

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This place has people from all walks of life, big, small, black, white, dumb and clever.
But I think one thing we all share that we can all agree on, despite our differences, is that each one of us could easily heem Elias Theodorou into the living death.

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Also CM Phil.

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CM Punk will always be remembered as a UFC octagon warrior regardless of what the haters say.

he only has 2 loses

He'd still beat your ass.

is bumpin swabs a good fighter

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i know, a guy who only lost twice in THE UFC is still a beast my man

Lmao I’d love to see any of you unatheltic dorks get inside his range

if jacare won then he would have won

Robbert Whittaker is the GOAT.

Yeah but what if he won then failed the post fight drug test?

*heems you and takes your wallet*

>Less losses than Canderson Silva
>Less losses than Mighty Manlet
>Less losses than Canor

>he only has 2 loses
i have less losses than him
not saying mma math is real, but um a peach of a beast

When i think of airplane and derek youtu.be/QgL33XNLhu0

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Kek'd, have a (you)

Prime Yang heems Dana

How do I get into your crew?

Not hard to find out lurk more if you don't know

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who's the finn?

Can I message you on instagram?

what do you actually call that kind of dance?

I know the guy who invented the Toilet Till meme.

what's his favorite deli meat?

He only eats faggots.

No

not a deli meat, stupid fucking idiot

Uhurckl Im American lets go to the deli uhurghl are you going to coachella this weekend uhurhgl yeahh like my daddies paying for my ticket bitch lets get shitfaced

Shut the fuck up. You're lucky that we'll never meet in the octagon.

I didn't even know Bellator was an organization and not some fighter until a year ago.

>implying he doesn't get fucked up by Masvidal

what are you even babbling about you fucking bird brained goo gobbler

I almost wonder what the sport would look like if eye pokes got the same treatment as juicing when you arent a superstar and won't play ball with the specialist that charge monies to cover it up.

Would Jon Jones have been banned for life fiver years ago?

Destroy yourself.

how about i destroy this delicious mortadella sandwich instead. feel bad for poor ugly brits scrounging in council estates who will never experience these simple earthly pleasures.

You're such a bully.

>There is very little propaganda or pushing of any agenda besides
What year do you think this is, where you can get away with those claims and expect anyone to believe you?

wrong
favourite brendan schaub skit?

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Diaz brothers then, getting "busted" for lame crap. We lost YEARS of Diaz brothers and their fights.

>heaping shitpiles of bad luck with injuries and other shit
Because hes a fucking retard.

>As an OIF vet
Everybody look at the faggot.

robert whittaker has zero title defenses

While you idiots were studying muay thai and bjj, I was studying the Blade.

You cant message me cause its not possible not cause i dont want to

>sainsbury's
lol

We could have had White Power Ranger have some real fights but no....

Points have never cut it.

Just call the fucking fight and dock the eye poker their oay.

youtu.be/-ZxBbbKv8kg

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Guarantee Sainsbury's is better than your American processed trash

is schawlb aware of the fact his dna runs through Yea Forums's and reddit's mma threads?
thawlts?

guarantee that any halfway decent american brand like boar's head is 10x better than your poverty trash. and anyway im eating italian mortadella from the italian market less than half a block from my front door.

lol it must suck to have to stake your culinary honor on fucking sainsbury's.

streamable.com/h4tv2
do nad madder.

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Worst ducking champ since bisping

Any supermarket meat is trash, factory farmed, grainfed etc.

That's only because Roidmero couldn't make title weight.

wake up Jessica

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>cute
fuck off you gay pedophile

consumerism is so rampant and retarded brendan's success is meaningless

sounds like something a homeless cat would say.

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You accidentally bought Haterade instead of Gatorade

I'm unironically posting from a soggy cardboard box

>being attracted to a 26 year old woman makes you a pedo
for sure my mans don't project your insecurities bee

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wake up derek

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>being attracted to the body of a 12 year old boy
nah, b, you right, Rose has curves for days and doesn't have an alien face

This is Valbong btw. But for shure my guy, haven't posted on heem in a peach of a month.

rose looks like me when i was thirteen

Pat would have loved you

he won that fight btw
he is 16/2 in total, and on a 3 fight win streak

and id heem him stiff

.

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I don't disagree, but Supermarket stuff probably leagues ahead of Murican trash

>Pat would have loved you
I would have made him a happy man. No homo.

Why having men in the UFC is not okay, a thread.

The fuck is wrong with you?

She's a grown woman you weirdo. Why are you constantly thinking about children? You could have said anything to insult Rose's physical attractiveness and you chose to compare her to a child. You chose the one thing that a pedo would do
For sure you aren't projecting though my guy. Seek help.

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Placebo

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Having eaten both raw, it's really not. It's also so much nicer for the animals to be fed their natural diet

It's hard liking Nunes

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she's completely right in this situation though

She's just telling the truth. Women's 145 is obviously getting dissolved just like 125 is. There's no need for either of them at this point.

Then why does she carry two belts around

>You chose the one thing that a pedo would do
nope, a pedo would be physically attracted to the form of a child, the thing you're claiming

>It's hard liking Nunes
>a lesbian, brazilian dyke
Wow, who'd a thunk it
stop being a fag

sorry, just can't get aroused by a 12 year old's body

Nunes beat Schevchenko

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I didn't invent Toilet Till

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Poocare

i sure am dissapointed we didnt get to see poonaldo pooza vs pooel poomero 2

me poo

50-0

was the bellator card that bad? what did Rory say after his fight? who advances to the next round?

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I didn't invent Poocare

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Rory retired and moved onto the next round

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*ankle picks your dad*

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>Ortega was talking 155

i'd ankle pick every clown itt, desu senpai

Based

oh for sure my guy totally not a scam despite every actual chef saying so

>much nicer for the animals
It’s also nicer for a human to jerk off while they get hung. They’re still dead

It was me

Ortega heems Clownbib

Ortega should have 4 losses if he wasn't pulling miracle meme subs in the 3rd of most of his fights

Omg the ham hocks on this absolute specimen jeezus

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Gsp was in captain America 2

rate my hand. and yes, I am extraordinarily high test

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>He would have lost if he hadn't won

Why does everyone on /heem/ have disgusting nails?

>he was losing until he won in the exact same fashion repeatedly

And got himself heemed like an absolute goof

I'd let you give me a handjob.

/heem/bedded

youtube.com/watch?v=XPoS9O4MUEE

You've gotta be neurotic if you consider that disgusting

artist's name? image search sucks as alwys.

for me its prime Andy

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Please come to mma dot teevee the Underground is empty and the OG is full of unfunny faggots

I'M NOT NEUROTIC THIS IS SICKENING CUT YOUR DAMN NAILS

based or cringe?

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The nails are fine, the hand colour is what’s unsettling

based

fuck Conor

no fuck YOU!

As long as he doesn't start talking shit, it's OK.

I'm really worried for Sage after seeing what happened to Eddie

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I’ve had the chance to train with him (and most pro Canadian mma fighters) and while he’s no Rory or George; he’d heem me within a minute

If its not against Tony its not for the real belt

Throwback to when derek took me for a drive in his maybach
youtu.be/8YIdTQVfvcw

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You do understand that your Tony literally refused this fight and has willingly given up his number 1 contender status, right? Oh, and before that he pulled out of the title fight at UFC 223 as well.

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No one fucking cares kill yourself you fucking zilch every single fucking thread

Why would the number 1 contender fight anyone but the champ? And Tony at least broke his leg when he pulled out, Khabib stuffed his face with cake out of fear

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who here /teamJesus/

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>Why would the number 1 contender fight anyone but the champ?
Indeed, why would Poirier fight anyone else but Kahbib once he has won the interim title? Cringeyson's number 1 contender status evaporated along with the interim belt the moment he decided to duck Khabib at UFC 223.

>No one fucking cares
Indeed, no one fucking cares what Cringeyson thinks and which imaginary """champion""" titles he assigns himself. The division is already moving on, he has sidelined himself and will pay the price just like Colby.

Conor McGregor vs Cerrone/Iaquinta
Tony vs Gay Cheese
Dustin vs Khabib

Now THAT would be epic, amirite bros???????

>Cringeyson's number 1 contender status evaporated along with the interim belt the moment he decided to duck Khabib at UFC 223
this is literally not true, he maintained the number 1 spot for months.

FRESH SCHMO

youtube.com/watch?v=XPoS9O4MUEE

>Press conference with Al, Gaethje, Gooby, Cowboy, Tony, and Khabib
Would be pure, unbridled chaos.

Based

O M G

It's the inventor of 'Toilet Till'

May I take a picture with you, sir?

What the hell? This is kind of...gay!?

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I invented pooel and poocare too btw

TFATK 3D it's a comedy sketch.

I knew I would embarrass myself, sorry about that. Any chance I can still get a picture?

Did you invest Puke Rockhold?

Schmo is high IQ and likable. The direct opposite of Schaub. Schaub is out of my phone forever.

Why can't you talk shit to Khabib? Fuck that muzzie talking shit is part of the game he's just mentally fragile and chimps out whenever someone tries to get in his head. Conor had terrible trash talk and he still managed to get in Khabib's head. No wonder why Khabib still lives with his dad he has the mental fortitude of a child.

keep in mind this guy unironically thinks that

>Khabib vs Tibau
>sanchez vs pearson
>DB vs Holloway
>Benavidez vs Cejudo

are all good decisions

i indeed have noticed this but it's not really surprising

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get a nail brush and some soap, bud

Take a daily medication of a 43 caliber and insert it upside your temple. No one fucking cares. Be a good mudslime and fucking kill yourself

I wonder when espn will hire schaub as an analyst it surely is only a matter of time

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naw, there's a lot of dirt under those nail. old dirt, too.
would you want that guy to make a burger for you with those hands?

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you were so many flags i believe i am the crazy now
since i hate some and like the others
do i hate/like you, or the multiple personalities you have

>you were so many flags
not for longer than a day lol

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admit you were the dernfag
i liked him the most, very simple man like me

It's hilarious to me when retards say that Khabib lost to Tibau because they're outing themselves as cazzies that didn't even watch the fight and are just basing their opinions off the stats.

Unironically not neither was derek, which personalities do you also think i am i'll be honest

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What's up pal, how's the day been so far?

Easy. Elias Theodorou

were you the mayweather spammer?

Its hilarious that you’re still a virgin

ortegafag i know is u, spainsperg, the crazy greek guy since he just vanished, the slovakian flag very disgusting, the slovenian flag, one of the krygistans, one time you were sweden 100%, hopefully not the racist baiting aussi
idk, can't remember the rest

my man, you could totally convince them otherwise

Pretty good my man how about yourself
I believe there were a few i posted the song lyrics a few times

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You dont actually believe im all of those right? lol

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>note to myself, spammy is not a man of his words
thanks im already half done with the psychological assesment of your character
still need a bit of info, but ill get it eventually
thanks

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Wait, you think i'm derek? You probably also believe airplane and derek are the same person LOL

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>No one fucking cares.
Yep, no one cares about Cringeyson. Keep crying, bitch.

Better decisions than your dogshit opinion on who won or lost.

My new thread

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>3 piece + soda

same shit snoop dogg said when him and faber did DWTNCS

>your dogshit opinion on who won or lost.
never gave them unlike the fag giving out free (you)s

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that makes me so happy