Real Madrid – Rayo Vallecano. Match Thread #1

Real Madrid's odd is looking juicy, 1.44!!!!

Zidane better study this summer because he's going to get exposed hard next season.

Solari's bounce is the only reason they're even in CL spots.

they can't slip today though, can they?

so the Spanish elections are in right know who's going to win

>no CR7

?

>real shitrid

these madrid kits are ugly af

fuck you, how dare you insult my team?

CR7 moved to juve

only 3 stands
OH NO NO NO

Zidane's tactical "hoof it to Benzema" masterclass can't work today because he's injured. Also the dressing room isn't liking the blatant nepotism he's doing.

The slip is unlikely because Rayo is terrible but it wouldn't be all that surprising at this moment of the season.

Rayo is better than madrid
i've seen it all

Reminder this is the 20th place team in the league

So what? Our season is done, Zidane is just experimenting tactics!!!

>Match thread 1
He thinks there will have many threads for this game

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wow
they're playing way better than chelsea and united

lol

Madrid w/o cr7 is worse than Barca w/o Messi. And Barca are utter shite w/o Messi

can't believe the team in white is the relegation fodder one

>Bayol

>bale

based vajello

They have the same point differential as last year
17 points behind Barcelona

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>losing against the last team in the league
CLASSIC ZIZOU

era?!?!!?

oh no no no
deserved lead

what do you mean? real have better possession

>KURTWA

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Rayo is basically a Spanish St Pauli

fuck this team, who should I bandwagon next year in La Liga

BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL BASED VAR - GOAL

?? lmao

It's obviously sarcastic

Valencia or Betis

shouldn't have been a penalty, fuck VAR

also fuck bale and the bald man

how was that a penalty? also rayo are unironically communists, glad they get relegated

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>glad they get relegated
I think they can still save themselves

why aren't spanish players the best in the spanish league?

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>Bébé

relegation teams are in godmode, they have to collect most of the points they can, no one has dropped to la B yet

>Modric
lmao
"best player in the world"

same reason the best player in the english league is egyptian, the best in italy is portuguese and the best in germany is polish

globalisation

>best spanish league player isn’t spanish
>best english league player isn’t english
>best german league player isn’t german
>best italian league player isn’t italian
>best french league player isn’t french

>the best in germany is polish
marco reus is german

they have a big picture of fans behind one goal, lmao, what's next, cardboard cutouts to fill empty seats

they scout talent when people are young and offer them contracts when they are kids

>marco reus is german
>best in germany is polish
But Jovic is Serbian ?

>le play 15 games per season man
>le 0 titles man

Spain getting reverse-colonized.

wrong and wrong

>best in germany is polish
english*

le red card against >schalke because he doesn't get his own way man

seams like Levante V Rayo will be a good murderball match

>because he doesn't get his own way man
it was passiun

Cardboard trophies in Bernabeu

Based and Sanchopilled

they still have an average attendance of 12k
Much better than Hueca 7k or Eibar 5k, which are from smaller towns(50k and 30k respectively)

that's a red card

Huesca*

>the best in italy is portuguese
But ronaldo is number 5 on topscorer list?

I hate Halal but thats bearly a yelow

he meant Cancelo

>they still have an average attendance of 12k
>Much better than Hueca 7k or Eibar 5k,
What the fuck lads ? Forest bring in 27k at home on average

Ok, I exaggerated, he played 23 games per season in the last 3 seasons, almost half of Lewandowski games

And how am I wrong with the 0 titles?

>And how am I wrong with the 0 titles?
he won the DFB cup

Spain has much smaller venues, they dont really like football that much, same in Portugal

Joao Mario, actually

>luka modric: 7 ball losses

This year you have an average attendance of 38k, and Spain 27.4k.

>they dont really like football that much, same in Portugal
Kek, you both literally only care about football

TEH BEST PLEYER IN ZEH WERLD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

obvious as fuck offside
blind ref

no, we don't fill out stadiums.

Bundesliga is the king by the way with 43k average

Imagine people think he is better then Messi

he and Kroos have been awful all season but it's all Bale's fault apparently

Messi > Rebic > Modric
There I said what we were all thinking

bale injured again

The best player in the belgian league is Belgian if you wanted to know

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Spain is a underrated sport country. They are good at almost anything relevant except rugby

Bale a shit, name ONE (1) english player that succeeded in Real?

name?

Woodgate

la vieja confiable

steve mcmanaman

imagine my smell

>madrid at 72% passing accuracy
laughable

Bale succeeded,

If they are good then we are GOAT contenders

he cost 100 million Euros

srsly though, how in the goddamn fuck did MODRIC deserve the ballon d'Or

i'm still upset about it to this day

>If they are good then we are GOAT contenders
Argies are good at pretty much everything, apart from fighting a war

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doesn't matter
it politics

>Vanaken
but don't expect him to be in top clubs in the next years.

Anyway, if you want to bet on the next Beglian mboopi, go with Verschaeren !

best in our league is from isrel
dont forget to watch it!

>win all wars in history but lose 1
come on

We won every war apart from that one, including 3 attempted invasions by Britain

Because muh underrated player for years

>rayo are unironically communists
how?

>high crosses with courtois
idiots....

Sorry lads, I had to take the opportunity to rub it in

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>one of these players won Ballon d'Or

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VOX is doing a Trump

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he means republicans, as per the spanish civil war

Vallecas is a poor area full of union workers

>we won all wars in history except the falklands
In how many wars was Argentina involved to ? I thought you had a "peacy" history

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that's actually so sad

modric will never be even 1 tenth of iniesta's abilities

based
vox will save spain

Independence against Spain
2 against Britain
1 against Britain/France
1 against Paraguay
1 against Brazil

most of those werent even proper wars. Only halfhearted invasion attempts

Is that it ? My local county has been in more wars than that

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we beat you in vietnam, rekt

also the chilean and peruvian independence wars, both armies were leaded by san martin and his army

the republic of austria has had literally 0 wars

how many since 1810? if you include conflicts before than then you should count the spanish ones for us, or the native americans fighting each other

based

the hundred year war was a french civil war

do you have the webm?

Madrid bros who are >we buying this summer

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Just kidding lol

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i bet her shit doesnt even smell

>Madrid bros who are >we buying this summer
man utd lads, now that the will skip the champions league

which part of Real u from?

that chink ads about la liga gets me everytime

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

There's not even anyone at United that I'd want.

oh no no no no no no no no

communism wins again

santiago bernabeu

Lads just wanted to point out that Courtois has faced 7 penalties since he came to Madrid and has saved exactly zero (0) of them

not just that

communism alone is not enough

they need communism + independence parties to form a coalition

lmao what a shitshow

it's really hard to defend a penalty

Keylor, you're meant to be on the bench watching, get off Yea Forums

over supporting farca. might start supporting based madrid from now on, lads.

>more votes for chadtalan independentists than for vox
they are four cats

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Lmao

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>not supporting both

>he doesn't support both in order to guarantee a treble every year

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>he doesn't support every team in league ensuring total victory

For me, it's Boca mi buen amigo

youtube.com/watch?v=aEPxYws4PF0

>win once
>get relegated thrice
Idiot

VOX got 10%
ERC+JxCAT got 5%

not on seats

my teams are bilbao and based madrid

>Secures all the champions league spots
>Wins copa del rey
>Wins el classico
>Wins League
>Wins Player of the Month

>get relegated thrice
Get the chance to play against shitters next season and save some money

>Ceballos
based

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Seats are not decided by amount of voters

Does he want back in?

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clueless mong lmao

WHO

what the hell is wrong with Real
arent they supposed to be good??
I rated Zidane when he still played

"bastaba con ser gitano"
twain on suicide watch

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You said they got more votes, not more seats, lmao, now you want to pretend you aren't a retard

Is Benzema the only decent player left there?

>not counting en comú podem votes and seats
lmao seriously
imagine thinking you have a clue about something happening in the other side of the world

>there are people still falling for the instagram bathroom pose

Goat if true

pls retarded monkey, read this

>Rayo Vallecano is a club from Madrid
Are we witnessing a madrid derby ?

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Hmmmmm

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www.liveleak.com/view?t=Zaf2_1556293324

oh no no watch this one bros

>Podemos
>independence
They want a referendum, not independence.

But still add them and you get

VOX 10%
ERC+JxCAT+PODEM 7%

based Real offering them the 3 points, in exchange for next years 6 pts Vallecano will gift them in return!!

yes

oh shit son

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i want to fap to pettans but she doesn't stand up anymore or dance, while other girls on twitch are allowed to dance because they have shit bodies. This is discrimination.

votes don't mean shit, this isn't a referendum, look up ley dhont

>www.liveleak.com/view?t=Zaf2_1556293324
I don't expect much from people with chest tatoo anyway

state

YOU SAID
>more votes for chadtalan independentists than for vox

YOU SAID VOTES
NOT ME

kek, why try after the first fuck up

come on halal, win against those commie rats

1) why isn't the number of votes deciding seats? do you have the same retarded system as UK?

2) why the fuck would you vote left in the current year, when your city is probably overrun with shitskins, your ancestors bled for centuries to get them out last time they invaded

>Why some 14yo girls have such big breasts nowadays? Is it because they hold their breath while they suck it?

Stadiums in park are always comfy

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With Tsu gone and Barca getting De GOAT and De ligt is Madrid dead for the next five years?

b-but muh Vini Bakteria Jr

>VOX got 100% of the votes in Ceuta

if only people knew how bad things really are...

>Why are you smiling leo?
>Because someone is smiling at me

hngh

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Even if Messi plays to 50% of the level he is at now then the league winner is already decided. Barca need to get in new forwards or be willing to work with Dumbelel and Malcom, the later seems unlikely with Valverde managing

god wish she could shit on my face

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dont break your back now, yeah?

The have girls in bikinis dancing on Just Chatting but she's banned from standing.

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sure, that's how it works

looks like an improved England

hope she gets into porn, i will follow her religiously

low test

you can see my house in this pic

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bruv

Is this fucking Saint Seiya?

based

cringe and lordosispilled

how do i get an Andalusian gf?

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not watching the game, but only following this match thread, is the game boring ?

sterling?

kek

Is this the bald fraud's worst game in his career? #Zizout

she's deformed

I should've said seats first you are right wow big deal now relax

>#Zizout
noice

you don't and you find yourself a qt from Galicia

>6 minutes extra time
Justify this bullshit to someone who's missed the game

it's ok mate

visca Catalunya lliure

lordosis on women - godly
lordosis on men - gay

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that antifa flag in the stand

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>this is Real's 10th defeath in the league
OH NO NO NO

real are shit lol

wohooooo

>real won`t even reach EL next season
damn

>Zidyes

based zizou going for la decima

>antifa flag in the crowd

>against a relegation tier team
At least Barça had the decency to not lose against Huesca, and unlike Halal we played our C team.

Visca argentina i perdò

Fuck Rayo and fuck Ska-P

>and they still lost

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kek

>the gap between barcelona and madrid is actually bigger since zidane came back
I'm thinking he's been exposed, lads.

Yea Forums is always right

he's playing shitters desu, he's building the next season while the other managers tried to win la liga

this

He has the same shitters lolpetegui and solari had
the same shitters he had when he won all those CLs
Truth of the matter is Ronaldo was the only reason he managed to win anything

>Real Madrid, Getafe, Valencia and Sevilla all lost

I guess nobody wants to go to Europe next season

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the team was build around feeding ronaldo goalscoring opportunities, the team must be rebuilt, simple as.

>shitters
that's the whole madrid team nowadays.